Let’s be honest. I can’t think of a single male on Summer House who would fall into the category of “good boyfriend.” If there were one, he’d be at home with his partner and their family in New Jersey, rather than partying in the Hamptons every weekend. All the men on this show are perpetual teenagers who will never settle down.
Nevertheless, comedian/actor Ziwe is giving it the old college try in her new ad for DoorDash. In the scenario, she puts West Wilson through his paces as a drill sergeant in Bad Boyfriend Bootcamp. Oh, boy. If only DoorDash had had the budget to put Kyle Cooke and Jesse Solomon in there, too.
West Wilson and Ziwe appear in DoorDash’s Valentine’s Day promo
The video begins with Ziwe strolling up and down between two lines of Bad Boyfriend Boot Camp (BBBC) recruits. “During your time at Bad Boyfriend Boot Camp,” she says, “you will not like me, because I will break you down until you actually consider your girlfriend’s feelings for once.”
“Queen, yes, queen,” the bad boyfriends respond in unison.
“I’d call you worms, but an actual worm has never given their girlfriend $30 in cash for Valentine’s Day,” she continues. “I’ll call you something worse: KYLE! Understand, Kyle?” It can’t be coincidence that the writers chose to use the name “Kyle.”
When West whispers a comment to the recruit next to him, Ziwe confronts him. “Looks like we’ve got ourselves a comedian,” she cracks. “Something funny, joker boy? … Because I think it’s hilarious that you somehow have a girlfriend, even though you put in zero effort into the gifts that you give her.”
“Not true, queen,” West defends himself. “I just bought a three-in-one shampoo, queen.”
After demanding that he hand over his cell phone, Queen Ziwe not only deletes his sports betting app, but she also ordered her flowers on DoorDash. “It took three seconds to open the app. You’re pretty familiar with three seconds, aren’t you, Kyle?”
But when her recruits begin to chuckle, she snarls, “Did I say something funny?” They immediately all snap back to attention.
“Sound off like you haven’t ditched your girlfriend on her birthday for a playoff game,” she commands.
Summer House airs Tuesdays at 8/7c on Bravo. It streams on Peacock.
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