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Tuesday, December 15, 2015
'The Voice' crowns Jordan Smith Season 9's winner
The Voice has crowned Jordan Smith its new winner, which turned out to be no surprise at all.from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/the-voice-crowns-jordan-smith-season-9-winner-18958.php
Evening Tea – Daily Link Roundup
- Kelly Rutherford’s ex granted full custody of Hermes and Helena – dlisted
- I do not know what to think about this Kardashian news – Celebitchy
- “Fun” and “Kate Gosselin” in the same article is a joke, right? – CDL
- 10 best Christmas gift ideas for your furry feline friends – CatTime
- Ali and Lindsay Lohan offended by Jennifer Lawrence comment – dlisted
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The Latest: GOP Presidential Candidates Meet for 5th Debate
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VIDEO: Kyle Richards Talks Yolanda Foster’s Health And Skirts Nicky Hilton’s Wedding-Gate Invitation In Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Blog; Plus Preview Taylor Armstrong’s Return!
Are y’all ready for tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Taylor Armstrong returns to throw shade at Yolanda Foster (and what’s with the hats?), and Kyle Richards continues to traipse around Europe with her family, finding the perfect balance between remaining loyal to her husband and appeasing her sisters. She’s almost mastered it, don’t you think? 😉
Speaking of Kyle, she’s got her take on last week’s episode, and she’s spilling her feelings regarding her invitation, shun, and reinstatement as a guest at niece Nicky Hilton’s wedding. As for Lisa Vanderpump’s meddling and Ken Todd’s comments about her size, Kyle isn’t keen on what she watched, but she’s willing to let it slide. Ol’ Splits has been on this show long enough to learn that she can’t be talking smack in blogs…she’s working on her image!
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In this week’s Bravo blog, Kyle begins, “I was really excited about the trip to Europe Mauricio had planned for us. One week alone with our four girls, then meeting Lisa and Ken in Tuscany, followed by London where my niece Nicky was getting married. For a while I was torn about wether I should attend the wedding or not due to the circumstances. I was in the room when my niece was born, and she and her sister Paris have always been more like little sisters to me because of our age gap (I was 12 when Paris was born and 15 when Nicky was born). I take my role of being an aunt seriously and have attended every important event/ milestone in all my nieces’ and nephews’ lives.
Explaining why Lisa was in charge of being her personal stylist, Kyle continues, “Because I had been going back and forth, I hadn’t spent the time to look for something to wear. I figured if Lisa had something she could bring, I would have back up in case I didn’t find something in Europe. Ken making jabs about my size and style wasn’t very nice and seemed quite deliberate. We shoot in the summer and often I will wear loose dresses due to the heat. But I have always cared about Ken and have bigger things to worry about than my clothes right now.”
Remaining vague about the circumstances surrounding whether she’d been asked not to attend Nicky’s nuptials, Kyle shares, “All families go through difficult times, and my family is no exception as you have witnessed if you have followed our lives these past six years. I think especially during the planning of a wedding people seem to be more emotional, and family issues come to the surface,” adding, “This was Nicky’s big day and my sister Kathy’s first time being the Mother of the Bride. It was their day to plan as they wished. While I am not going to go into the logistics, I will say it was a difficult time. But after speaking with Nicky and at the urging of my husband and daughters, I went to the wedding, and that is all that matters. I knew this was a moment you couldn’t recapture and didn’t want to ever look back with regret.”
Changing the subject to witnessing Yolanda’s health struggles, Kyle writes, “Back in Los Angeles Yolanda has her fillings taken out fearing they are contributing to her illness. During this time Yolanda was trying to uncover what else could possibly be going on with her in addition to Lyme disease.”
Defending herself against viewers who felt Kyle was comparing her past health issues with what Yolanda is facing, Kyle asserts, “I spoke with Lisa in Tuscany and shared my story of when my mom passed away. I was so sick and in physical pain for two years. I went to every doctor imaginable trying to uncover what was wrong with me. I was convinced I was dying. After two years I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, which came as a relief after being misdiagnosed with many different things that I knew were incorrect. For me, personally , I feel it was the depression that brought on the fibromyalgia. I shared my story, because I understand the frustration of not knowing what is making you ill, and I had many people questioning my diagnosis as well as what was really going on with me. I was NEVER as sick as Yolanda and cannot begin to imagine how difficult that must be,” concluding, “As we watch Yolanda in her search to get better, we are reminded that our health is a gift and should never be taken for granted.”
Who knew with all this craziness, Taylor’s return would be a welcome distraction? It will be lips versus lips when Taylor rubs Lisa Rinna the wrong way!
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Photo of the Day – Kim Zolciak Says She Doesn’t Need To Stick Her Butt Out To Have A Thigh Gap
As she got ready for a mini date with husband Kroy Biermann tonight, Kim Zolciak shared this photo above, claiming (joking?) that she doesn’t need to stick her butt out to have a thigh gap. So she says as she stands, sticking her butt out basically in a mid-air squat.
Kim captioned the Instagram snap: “Date night but only have an hour! Gotta make time even if it’s quick I don’t need to stick my butt out or point my feet in to have a thigh gap I have one even if I stand on my head #BornWithIt #ILoveYouJuicy #IDontPostForYourOpinion #ItsMYIGSoIPostPicsOfMe #ThatsNothingNew BOOTS ARE FREEPEOPLE.” (I’ll save you the search, they boots are $600 FYI)
Some of Kim’s followers lashed out at her about the continuous thigh gap postings.
- Why do you overdo it with all these posts?! Use your celebrity for something positive instead of all these ridiculous pictures about thigh gaps. People say that other people are jealous bc the state their opinion but that’s absurd. I’m definitely not jealous…I’m a stay at home mom of 3 and I know I look good! We live in a beautiful home and are very well off! If I posted things like this, I doubt I’d have any friends left. I’ve always enjoyed your personality but something has happened along the way.
- Humble yourself. You sound obnoxious, no one should feel the need to say these things about themselves just to get attention? Are you ok Kim? It’s Christmas and your talking about your thigh gap? Get a life, please. Your no better than anyone, you sound desperate for attention.
- Thigh gaps aren’t everything. Teach body positivity.
Do you think Kim is protesting too much and posting too much about her thigh gap? Or do you find it mildly amusing?
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Vytas Baskauskas banned from Survivor reunion
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'The Amazing Race's runner-up team Justin Scheman and Diana Bishop talk (Part 2)
The Amazing Race's Justin Scheman and Diana Bishop finish up their exclusive interview with Reality TV World, talking about the extent of which they prepared for the show, how it felt to watch their bickering on TV, and what their marriage plans are.from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/the-amazing-race-runner-up-team-justin-scheman-and-diana-bishop-talk-%28part-2%29-18957.php
Exclusive: 'The Amazing Race' winners Kelsey Gerckens and Joey Buttitta talk (Part 2)
The Amazing Race champions Kelsey Gerckens and Joey Buttitta wrap up their exclusive interview with Reality TV World, revealing the status of their relationship now and what will go down as their favorite memory other than winning the whole thing.from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/exclusive-the-amazing-race-winners-kelsey-gerckens-and-joey-buttitta-talk-%28part-2%29-18956.php
'The Voice's Jordan Smith steals the finale but Emily Ann Roberts might've delivered "the upset"
The Voice finalist Jordan Smith seemed to win the night, per usual, during Monday night's final performance Monday night on NBC, but the other contestants are close on his heels.from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/the-voice-jordan-smith-steals-finale-but-emily-ann-roberts-mightve-delivered-the-upset-18955.php
'The Bachelor' Ben Higgins reveals whether this will be the "most dramatic" or "craziest" season yet
The Bachelor's Ben Higgins talks about whether he was disappointed someone in particular didn't step out of a limo on Night 1, what he absolutely needs in a wife, and whether he has any regrets in what turned out to be a very "hard" process.from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/the-bachelor-ben-higgins-reveals-whether-this-will-be-most-dramatic-or-craziest-season-yet-18954.php
Exclusive: 'Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance' castoff Abi-Maria Gomes talks (Part 2)
Survivor's Abi-Maria Gomes talks to Reality TV World in an exclusive interview about her time on the show -- including what her biggest regret is and whom she believes can't be beat in the end.from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/exclusive-survivor-cambodia-second-chance-castoff-abi-maria-gomes-talks-%28part-2%29-18953.php
Sirius XM Signs New Five-Year Deal With Howard Stern
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David Bromstad To Host New HGTV Show, My Lottery Dream Home
Calling all HGTV fans!
David Bromstad, who won Design Star and hosted Color Splash, is set to host a new HGTV show, My Lottery Dream Home, in January. My Lottery Dream Home sounds like House Hunters: Lottery Winners Edition. What remains to be seen, however, is if having a ridiculous amount of cash to spend on a house will result in more or less whining about granite, stainless steel, and paint colors.
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“Every lottery winner featured in the series can’t believe they now have millions of dollars to spend on a home,” shared David. “It’s an incredible feeling for me to show them properties they never dreamed they could afford. It’s like I’m living the fantasy life with them.”
Sounds like fun, not to mention David is one of my favorite HGTV personalities, so I’ll definitely be tuning in.
Per the press release:
Lucky lottery winners will use their newfound wealth to make their dream home a reality in HGTV’s new series My Lottery Dream Home. During the series, premiering Friday, January 8, at 11 p.m. ET/PT, host David Bromstad will take overnight millionaires on the ultimate search for their new home. From seven-figure real estate listings to 10-acre properties and nine-bedroom mansions, these big winners will upgrade from average digs to high-dollar properties.
In the season premiere, David will take Ohio lottery winners Joe and Lauren on a search for the perfect family dream home. Currently renting, the couple says they fantasize about finding a spacious new home where they can expand their family. David will show them three gorgeous properties, including a newly built home that Joe and Lauren can customize; a sprawling three-acre mansion with six-car garage; and a luxurious move-in ready home with an elaborate upstairs movie theater. In the end, Joe and Lauren will choose one of the properties to call home.
“I still can’t believe this is really happening,” said Lauren. “We look forward to making memories in the home of our dreams for years to come.”
This show is right up my alley. Like I said, I adore David, so I’d watch any show he hosts. I also like to dream about winning the lottery. Confession: I totally look at “if I won the lottery” house plans every once in a while. Usually around 3 AM when I should be sleeping. Until I win the lottery (I don’t actually play the lottery, so never), I’ll live vicariously through the couples on My Lottery Dream Home.
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Kim Fields Explains Girls’ Trip Breakdown: “I Wanted To Be With My Man, Period”
Kim Fields may be a newcomer to the Real Housewives of Atlanta, but she already seems to have Kenya Moore’s number. Although Kim was feeling blue during the ladies’ trip to Miami this week, she had no problem calling Kenya out for stirring the pot (then licking the spoon!) with castmate Sheree Whitfield.
Of her comment that information is not the same as instigation, Kim claims, “I’m not a ‘call out’ type of woman. It was an observation of the way things were going down at dinner.” But will Kenya-Don’t-Come-For-Me-Unless-Twirl-For-You take Kim’s commentary in stride? Something tells me: Nah.
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Kim sparked some snickering when she settled for a living room as her accommodations in Miami, instead of cutting a THOT vying for top billing in bedrooms. She explains, “Oh, I didn’t ‘settle’! The bedrooms with water views got snagged; when I discovered the living room and it had everything I needed (especially water views), I was good! That joint had two other fab living rooms, no one saw or missed mine!”
But what really raised eyebrows was Kim’s breakdown over missing her family. Given the brevity of the trip, some wondered what the big deal really was? Kim blogs that, “Honestly that was so not me. And again with the friggin’ emotion! What the what? Listen, that waterfront spot was the jump off for a grown and sexy good time and I was feeling it, I just wanted to really enjoy it with my husband. It’s truly that simple for me.”
Kim continues, “There came a point in my life when I didn’t think I would be blessed with a husband (and children). It wasn’t about missing my family or the kids. I wanted to be with my man, period. While I’m not crazy about shedding a few tears over it, I am grateful for the lesson I got out of it, working through it with Phaedra [Parks], and getting to the other side of it.”
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Some Boys Will Always Be Boys
If I were Jax Taylor‘s girlfriend Brittany, after watching last night’s Vanderpump Rules, I’d be breaking up with him. But she probably got into the business of daring Jax by watching Vanderpump Rules, so I’ll assume she’s not surprised by his general assiness and lies.
Before we get into all the drama Lisa Vanderpump meets an early 30-something woman named Arielle with priorities. Imagine! Arielle volunteers with homeless youth (aged 18 – 23) who live in a shelter. Arielle reached out to Lisa and Ken on Facebook because many of these kids have never eaten in a fancy restaurant and have always wanted to. Lisa and Ken of course say yes.
Now, drama. Lala Kent did not hook up with Jax after PRIDE – but not for lack of trying! Lala asks if he wants to get a drink, so Jax pretends he’s not really together with his girlfriend Brittany. Out of sight, out of mind; in sight, in Jax’s bed!
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Lala is keeping James Kennedy (and his clawed-up arm) “at arm’s length” and hasn’t responded to his fervent texts.
James is having family problems and every woman in his life is causing him stress, which is why he’s been lashing out and drinking so much.
OK – let’s discuss James‘ visit with his mom, cause there was something super weird there right? James hasn’t seen his mom in eons, yet they’re supposedly super close (it did not appear that way). Also James’ mom, a former model, is all of like 8 years old. She’s divorcing James’ dad after 24-years of marriage and it seems like she just abruptly moved out. James tears up because he’s really not handling his parents divorce well.
James also alludes that there was some alcohol abuse in his family and he is just using the family way to mask his feelings and deal with stress. His mom, Victoria, seems to want to brush over that by talking about her teenaged years partying in London. Then she instructs James to stop getting into relationships with mentally unstable cougars, and gives him an awkward hug.
James hasn’t told anyone about his family issues, so everyone thinks he’s just become more of an arrogant prick than usual. Bloody oops!
Tom 1 and Tom 2 have big dreams of working with Pandora and Jason and bringing LVP Sangria to the disenfranchised masses. First they just have to come up with a plan… I title this segment “Dumb & Dumber Doo-Doo Bizness”.
The Toms had a week to prepare a business proposal to present to Pandora and Jason about what contributions they would make to elevate LVP Sangria and why they would be an asset to the brand. After chatting about it briefly they determine their contribution is their own laissez-faire coolness, and that like they have too many birthday parties this summer to manage a real job. Tom and Tom can only handle so much “adulting” before they start “de-dulting”. And we all now Tom 2 is a commitment-phobe.
Katie Maloney feels a tingling on her ring finger every time Tom 2 has a commitment-phobe attack. Anything can trigger them, like buying a dish towel on clearance at West Elm! What if he spends this $8.99, but then gets invited to Happy Hour? What if he can’t find the receipt and can’t return it? What if he decides he doesn’t like blue?! Oh God – he could have to use this dish towel for the next 2 years. OR! What if he decides to eat off paper plates!? *HEAD EXPLODES*
Katie, I think that tingling is your head trying got communicate with your heart that Tom 2 will be “moooodeling” for-ev-er and is not meant for big boy things like adulthood. As for Tom 1 buying that new sofa maxed out his grown-up quotient for the year.
Here’s what they come up with: Tom 1 will do the talking because he’s better at using the words”brand ambassador” in a sentence. Brand Ambassador is to the Toms, what truth telling and monogamy is to Jax. (i.e words they use because they sound good, but have no idea how to proactively define and demonstrate).
At the meeting, Tom 2 immediately starts rambling about how they aren’t ready for, like, a serious commitment but they think they’d be really good at getting the product into people’s hands. Jason is all, “BUT HOW?” Good lord – these two were complete chumps! It was embarrassing! The Toms later complained that Jason was “really aggressive’ and they clammed up. Uh, Jason was actually just being professional.
After The What About Toms BabySteps BabySteps BabySteps towards real responsibility, they eventually decide to be elevated interns – i.e. brand ambassadors who work for booze. They feel relieved that it went so well. The got a Toms, a career-ish; meanwhile Pandora and Jason, don’t to have to deal with the Toms. Literally these two are Step Brothers reincarnated and they are about to move into Villa Rosa where their heads will spin because there’s so much room for all their activities. I can literally see this show in my mind – and it would be hilarious!
So that went well and possibly LVP Sangria will be “in people’s hands” at the f–king Catalina Wine Festival!
In other Adultings In Reverse, Jax and Kristen Doute are now taking boxing classes. After punching things, they spew forth their various lies; Jax that Brittany is not moving to LA for him and certainly not moving in with him; Kristen that she’s going to stay single and work on herself following the James breakup. Oh, she might get a dog. Does Kristen strike anyone else as the type that would go to Vegas for 4 days, and just leave the dog in her apartment with the toilet lid up? Lisa needs to proactively get Pet CPS on speed dial!
After lying to Lala about his relationship with Brittany, and denying to Kristen that he told Lala he and Brittany split up, Jax picks up Brittany at the airport and promptly asks her to move in with him. She looks thrilled. Brittany would be better off going back to the Kentucky Hooters from whence she came – at least the tips are reliable.
Later at SUR Jax lets it slip to James that he went boxing with Kristen. James blows up about how Jax is moving in on Kristen the second he was done with her. Tom 1 was standing there trying desperately to get a word in edgewise to calm these two down. I imagine he was thinking “LISTEN TO YOU TWO IDIOTS FIGHTING OVER KRISTEN. KRISTEN!” Which is what I was yelling at the TV. Or trying to, although no one could hear me over Baby Kicks Kennedy’s whining and Jax’s bitching. James stomped away before Jax even got an opportunity to tell him he was getting a drink with Lala later! Oh bother.
Lisa sits the staff down to prepare them for the special guests from Covenant House. She expects best behavior – from the staff. James is already sulking. I mean, he could be randomly hooking up with one of the few remaining uncorrupted girls at SUR, but instead he has to help others while getting paid to do so. Oh boo hoo! Seriously – are Jax and James in a competition to see who can bed the most women of SUR? Do they keep a tally in the wine cellar?
James drops by Kristen’s to pick up his stuff, but not two seconds into his arrival they erupt into a screaming fight. They’re both terrible and toxic, and I won’t even go into the warring emotional abuse these two judiciously inflict upon each other. Kristen’s rabid smirk as she is pushing James’ buttons makes me stab-inducing, and James’ hysterical shrieking that Kristen is a slut makes me insane. James stomps out and as a parting gift spits on Kristen’s door. That’s when I realized Kristen was wearing high-waisted denim cutoffs from the Scheana Marie Collection Of Delusional Hotpants. Just no.
Kristen immediately calls her only friend Jax, because he’s the voice of rational thinking and solid advice. Kristen describes Jax’s only benefit is that he is unfailingly loyal. Is he? So I guess she did adopt a dog after all!
Back at SUR Jax tells Lala about James spitting on Kristen’s door. Lala is all “la-la-la-la, don’t care!” and wants nothing to do with it. Jax, however, decides he must protect women and it is his duty to confront James about his inappropriate behavior. Naturally Jax decides the prefect time for this confrontation is during the Covenant Youth dinner party.
Lisa has everything arranged beautifully. Ariana Madix decided to make fancy (non-alcoholic) mocktails for the kids, so Tom 1 went ahead and whipped up a batch without consulting Ariana. Ariana gets pissy. I think there were some other issues at play here. One, Ariana’s pissiness erupted mere minutes after Tom informed her of the disastrous the LVP Sangria meeting. Ariana didn’t look surprised that Tom freaked the minute he left Never-Never Land soil, but I’m guessing she was disappointed. And not just that probably annoyed that he flubbed it so badly because of laziness.
Also soon it will be Ariana‘s 30th birthday. She’s planning and ‘I Don’t Wanna Grow Up’ themed party. Perhaps the impending doom of being the big 3-0 and mixing drinks while play-acting at adulting at the furniture store is causing depression?
Ariana snaps at Tom that the cocktails were her idea, plus she thinks the girls would want something girlier. Lisa swings by the bar, and immediately vindicates Ariana by telling Tom they need another girlier drink.
The Covenant House kids are amazing and sweet. They all seem really excited to be there. Lisa and Ken have the whole thing arranged like a fancy dinner party, complete with an open menu and all the courses. It was nice. And most importantly of all it helped Scheana Marie put into perspective that her life is not that terrible! So what if Shay isn’t making Scheana the happiest woman alive – YET – he’s giving her an apartment to proudly display all her ‘I LOVE SCHENA’ paraphernalia.
Unfortunately in the middle of the party, Ariana, who has been sipping on some of Tom 1‘s anti-adulting serum throws a tantrum when Peter invites Tom to his guys-only trip to Vegas. Ariana is pissy that she’ll have to stay home while all the guys are partying and she wants to go too! Especially since they leave the day after her birthday! Peter backs slowly away from the PMSing or whatever it is. Besides he has another tantrum to deal with it!
Behind the bar James and Jax have erupted into a screaming argument over what happened at Kristen’s. Everyone can hear. Lisa is furious and rebukes the two seething, snarling man-children who are quarreling over a toy neither of them even wants to play with. But they will make damn sure the other one can’t play with it either – just in case.
Ironically Jax lectures James on doing too many things he’s forced to apologize for and not being honest with women in his life. And there you have it kids – the most clear-cut demonstration of delusional hypocrisy that has ever been presented on Bravo. With enough smoke erupting from James’ ears that Lisa could put an Axe Body Spray flan on the menu, she separates them and threatens to send James home PERMANENTLY if he doesn’t walk away.
Jax whines to Lisa about how “everything is revolving around James” and if it were his restaurant he’d fire James, but Lisa snaps that it’s her restaurant and he needs to shut up. Then Lisa puts poor maligned Peter on guard duty. Peter pretend-sympathizes with each party, then delegates them a task. Redirection is always the best way to deal with angry toddlers.
Well that was disgraceful. And seriously what as Vanderpump Rules come to that we are forced to endure the depraved triangle of Kristen, Jax, and James? Check please!
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