Being a celebrity kid isn’t always fun and games and lavish gifts! – Dlisted
Is this the REAL reason behind Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen’s split? – The Blast
Josh Gad is the human embodiment of Olaf the snowman – Celebitchy
Love & Hip Hop stars headed down the aisle? Starcasm
Courtney Stodden’s ex-husband Doug is super broke – The Blast
The A-List actresses are coming forward with their own Harvey Weinstein stories now – Dlisted
Also, tonight is an all new episode of Below Deck. See below for the summary of the drama to come tonight!
“Nico is pushed to his breaking point under the leadership of newly minted boson EJ. Matt continues to unravel after his disastrous date with Brianna which causes problems for Kate. Captain Lee makes a staffing decision regarding the overcrowded crew of motor yacht Valor. Jen feels under-appreciated in her department which causes strife with Brianna. Meanwhile, tension between EJ and Nico rises to an all-time high.”
Join us here in the comments at 9/8 C to snark through the episode!
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Is Jenelle Evans quitting Teen Mom 2? It looks like Chelsea DeBoer isn’t the only one angry at MTV over the way some episodes have been edited this season! After watching last night’s episode, Jenelle took to Instagram to share her outrage over things that were shown and how they were edited.
Jenelle first started off sharing her anger over the way Kaiser was subtitled. Apparently her middle son has a speech issue and she’s outraged that MTV would try to subtitle him, not truly knowing what he was saying. She even offered up proof in the way of referral papers from school/therapy for speech issues, along with text messages from producers.
Jenelle captioned it, “MTV has done a great job this time. I watched last nights episode at 2pm yesterday afternoon and have been very upset ever since. I deactivated my accounts mainly because I don’t want to even begin to read the comments. Here are texts of me explaining that subtitling my son when he has speech therapy isn’t right at all, but MTV feels the need to keep it in their story and put the subtitle in “feed me”. I’ve blocked all my producers numbers. I will not stand for the negative shit anymore. I’ll be off social media for a while to be focusing on solely my family.”
She then shared a photo of her and David, writing that she is likely quitting the show after this season.
“Yes, me and David have our ups and downs but yesterday’s episode was uncalled for. Because David didn’t feel like explaining another argument or drama on camera they make it look as if David is hiding some weird ass shit from the public as if he was hurting me in some way?!”
Well, she has to admit David‘s behavior was bizarre and a bit scary. I mean, telling the photographer and producer he’s going to call the cops on everyone when they were scheduled to be there and do photos? That was seriously wackadoo. And then getting enraged when Kristen the producer asked about it the next day. Jenelle didn’t help matters by acting all “oh everything is fiiiiine! DUDE! Come see my jellyfish!” But I digress….
Jenelle then shared that she is seriously considering quitting the show after this mess. She wrote, “I have decided after this season I’m probably calling it quits for filming this show. I told Morgan it’s getting to out of hand and it’s not healthy for us anymore, just harming us mentally. They treat all of us as if we are in a freak show and in cages. WE aren’t human beings to @mtv what-so-ever. The first screenshot of the custody episode someone posted photoshopping a hand mark on my arm. The other screenshots are pictures I’ve taken myself from the same episode… and there aren’t any hand marks. Once they treat me with respect I’ll be back, if they don’t I’ll be happy with the life I’ve got. I told them this last night. #MarriedLife #MIA.”
RELATED: JENELLE AND DAVID TIE THE KNOT
TELL US – DO YOU THINK JENELLE WILL REALLY QUIT THE SHOW? WILL HER MARRIAGE TO DAVID EASON LAST? IS MTV BEING SHADY WITH ALL THE STARS THIS SEASON?
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In our latest reality star pictures roundup, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham walked the runway at Los Angeles Fashion Week SS18 Art Hearts Fashion this week.
Khloe Kardashian celebrated her denim line. Marysol Patton and Alexia Echevarria attended the “On Your Feet!” National Tour opening night at Adrienne Arsht Center. Tami Roman and Blac Chyna hit the red carpet at the BET Awards.
Check out these and more pics from reality stars like Dorit Kemsley, Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz and more!
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It feels like Shannon Beador will never live down the comments she made attributing her weight gain to Vicki Gunvalson. It has been addressed during every single interview she’s done this season and last night’s Watch What Happens Live episode was no exception.
Thankfully for Shannon, she had her girl Jenni Pulos sitting right next to her just in case she needed some support…. and to answer some tough questions herself about the drama between Jeff Lewis and Zoila Chavez.
Host Andy Cohen asked about Jenni’s previous appearance with Kelly Dodd when Jenni really went to bat for Shannon. Andy couldn’t help wondering, “Did you send her a muffin basket after that? I mean I hope.” Jenni reminded Shannon, “You left me that voice mail message after that. You were crying.” Shannon later said, “We’re both real friends and I would have done the same for you too.”
Of course the show couldn’t be all lovey dovey, the Real Housewives of Orange County drama had to be addressed. Shannon defended her man David Beador after he was accused of interrogating Diko Sulahian about Peggy Sulahian’s cancer diagnosis. Shannon said, “First of all David’s not going to interrogate anyone. He hates talking. He was confused. All of us have been confused.”
Jenni chimed in with, “There’s no question that she had cancer. She had a double mastectomy didn’t she?” Shannon said, “Sometimes they say she did. Sometimes they say she didn’t. I hope she doesn’t and I would never sit there and try to interrogate her about it. It’s just a confusing story.”
Whether Peggy has cancer, had cancer, or just got a mastectomy for preventative reasons is really no one’s business. The medical investigations on Real Housewives of Orange County are just overdone at this point. She’s not pulling a Brooks Ayers by forging documents and talking about doctor visits that never actually happened. Can people just let this go? If you’re going to hate on Peggy for anything, come at her for not having a story line this season.
Moving on to another tough topic, Andy asked Jenni about the breakup between Jeff and Zoila. Jenni admitted, “I have been in the middle. I’ve never had an issue with Zoila. She was in my wedding. I know her relationship with Jeff. They are mother and son, so it’s really difficult. That being said, I think all of this was really brewing for a long time and then they both looked the other way. So it came to a head.”
When asked about Kelly Dodd’s breakup with her husband, Shannon said, “I haven’t had a chance to talk to her because she’s been traveling overseas. I think she just got home, so no I haven’t talked to her.” Not even a quick iMessage? I’m sure Kelly had wifi wherever she was.
A fan asked Shannon, “Are you worried that if Tamra [Judge] and Vicki mend fences that you won’t have any allies on the show?” Shannon insisted, “Absolutely not. I said to Tamra all along, ‘If you want to be friends with her, I support it.’ She asks me all the time because she’s more of a pleaser and nicer person than I am. She’ll say, ‘help me stay strong.’ So that’s why ‘buck up,’ I said. Buck up.”
Circling back to the Jeff and Zoila drama, a fan wanted to know if Jenni believed that Zoila “is trying to sabotage the nanny.” Shannon said, “I do.” Jenni explained, “I think Zoila wants to be top dog, but then Zoila can’t really be anymore from where she is. It’s a real life telenovela at Jeff Lewis’.”
Another question that Shannon seems to get in every interview is some variation of “Why do you think you and Lydia [McLaughlin] got off on the wrong foot? And do you think you two could ever get along?” Shannon did not shed any new light on the situation. At all. Nevertheless, she did say, “Well, I’m still trying to figure that out on my own.” I’m all for anyone being friends, but if Lydia and Shannon wanted to be friends away from the TV cameras, that would be ideal. I don’t need Lydia on another season of Real Housewives of Orange County.
Shannon also teased, “So you will see some interesting things happen. I have to say though to this point in this show, I’m very, very surprised at the weekly cut downs and really character-damaging comments that she’s made. I said nothing mean about her. Not once.” This is actually a good point. Aside from promoting her magazine, pretty much all Lydia does is talk shit about Shannon and pretend to be a peacemaker.
Shannon said that Lydia has referred to her as, “Crazy, psycho, insane.” Whatever, Shannon. At least you’re not boring. I can’t say the same about all of the other women in the cast.
The episode got a little more lighthearted when Jenni was asked about which Housewife has the tackiest home and she called out the Real Housewives of New Jersey centerpiece herself Teresa Giudice. She did make sure to throw in an, “I love her” though. When asked who Jeff said had the tackiest home. Shannon guessed, “I’m going to say She by Sheree,” but Sheree Whitfield wasn’t actually his answer. He too named Teresa and Andy remarked, “They share that in common.”
And to finish things out, Shannon was asked about blaming her weight gain on Vicki. For the 999,999th time. Shannon insisted, “I’ve never blamed my weight gain on her.” Eh. I wouldn’t go that far, but Shannon has taken responsibility for this accusation in a million interviews and has apologized. Can people just stop asking her this same question over and over again? Shannon even admitted, “I’m just saying the stress that was caused started the ball rolling. I’m the one who put the food in and the drink.” Good enough for me. Let’s move on.
RELATED: Shannon Beador Blames VIcki Gunvalson For Weight Gain; Viewers Defend VIcki
TELL US- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: LYDIA OR SHANNON’S? IS IT VALID FOR THE RHOC WOMEN TO QUESTION PEGGY’S CANCER DIAGNOSIS OR IS IT OUT OF LINE?
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On this nusto episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, we pick up right where we left off from last week. It’s high drama, booming theatrical music with drums as LeeAnne Locken watches it go down between Brandi Redmond and Cary Deuber. Cary maintains that Brandi made up the earlier comments about the red head’s doctor killing patients on the operating table. Cary feels LeeAnne turned everything around on her and no one’s talking about the threat she made on her life. It’s Cary’s turn in the hot seat. In her interview, LeeAnne says that the issue has always been and will always be – Cary. Back at the cave dinner, Cary is offended and can’t even look at Brandi. She leaves with Kameron Westcott who is too good to be seen in a cave feels bad for Cary. This is the beginning of Cary switching teams. Cut to: Drunken Mexican shenanigans. D’Andra Simmons takes a moment to apologize to her mom for dancing on top of the bar. Cut to: Cary putting another one of her face masks on her newest teammate, Kameron.
The next day the girls get up and are in recovery mode. LeeAnne suggests D’Andra scrub her back. Brandi and Stephanie Hollman laugh over the fun night they had with D’Andra, but not without commentary. “I like hanging out with old people,” Brandi said about D’Andra. (Let’s not forget the comment she said in Memphis about beating D’Andra to getting a facelift)
Kameron is all thrown off that Stephanie and Brandi didn’t approach LeeAnne at the dinner as planned. She says that she doesn’t think LeeAnne knows how the duo really feels about her. Flashback: The hot tub where Brandi and Steph call LeeAnne mentally unstable and laugh with Cary about the boob job. Now, since the dinner, they pose as BFF’s with LeeAnne and are against Cary. Kameron remarks that Cary is the “only truthful person” in the group. Clearly, Stephanie and Brandi are not Kameron’s kind of girls, but why doesn’t she see that Cary flips just as quick?
Onto more important things, Stephanie and Brandi want to find the dildo LeeAnne exhumed from the sand the day before. LeeAnne claims it’s gone – more on that later. All of the ladies gather together to go out for beach activities. Kameron enters and claims she had a really deep night’s sleep and “didn’t wake up until the morning” (??) We’re pretty sure they all did that too. The dynamic has literally changed overnight between Brandi and Cary. In her interview, Brandi admits to feeling upset that Cary called her a liar. She thought the issues between Cary and LeeAnne would be aired out, and it would never turn into Brandi v. Cary.
D’Andra introduces a team building exercise since the trip got off to a rocky start. (Didn’t these women already have a ‘reset dinner’?) Teams are made: Cary/LeeAnne, Stephanie/D’Andra and Team Sesame Street, Brandi/Kameron. The first thing Kameron asks is if she’ll need armor to protect herself from her partner. This is how you know someone just doesn’t like you. Outside, the hotel staff explains the obstacle course. LeeAnne looks very uneasy. They’re running through sand and then digging for one ball. Cary claims to have seen one ball before. (Shout out to her #WWHL episode where she said she dated Lance Armstrong before she got stuck with Mark). Brandi Elmo calls Kameron “Big Bird”, but not to Kam’s face. Kameron Big Bird claims to have a professional athlete gene in her genealogy (??). LeeAnne is swollen and in pain but somehow wins the volleyball game.
Next up is an “elegant and sophisticated” picnic. Brandi doesn’t miss the opportunity to mock Kam, since that’s how she defines herself in comparison to Brandi. Elmo gives up and laughs it off, saying that Kameron already called her a party foul because of her behavior. “No comment on that one” Kameron shoots back. Switching subjects, Stephanie is asked about her new house. She opens up about switching schools for her youngest son. All the women are receptive to her helping her son with his dyslexia. Switching gears again, Cary has to wash sand out of her vagina. Kameron surprisingly is okay with this, claiming it’s a “medical situation”. Immediately, Brandi questions if this is a double standard. She’s not wrong.
The Dildo Hunters are back and are on a mission to recover the missing wiener in less than 30 minutes time. Stephanie is dressed as D’Andra, and Brandi as her own good friend LeeAnne. They both share a laugh how seriously LeeAnne views herself. Brandi impersonates LeeAnne to the hotel concierge, mocking her film career and celebrity friends. (With friends like that, who needs enemies?) They score a room key and go in. Steph is distracted by the pancakes and facial products but ultimately finds the XL toy under LeeAnne’s pillow – or so she claims. They’re cutting it close. LeeAnne and D’Andra are making their way back to their room. Dildo in hand, Stephanie munches on some food before taking off.
All the housewives are together and leaving for a boat excursion on a yacht. On today’s D’Andra 101: We learn that the businesswoman has lots of experience in this space – she’s even charted her own yacht in the Seychelles. Everyone’s quite excited and impressed by the large boat. After they pose for a group selfie, Brandi grabs Kameron’s phone. The case resembles a handheld mirror. Never missing an opportunity, Brandi mocks Kam, “Are you like, selfie selfie on the wall, am I the most beautiful of them all?” Shady. The drinking begins and so do the big winds. They may be on a boat, but the tennis match of tit for tat shade continues. This time, Kameron shoots back at Brandi, poking at her, telling her she likes it rough.
Stephanie, Brandi and LeeAnne pose for pictures and Kameron and Cary bond over the fakery of it all. Both are confused after the dinner the night before. Kameron doesn’t hold back, telling Stephandi and LeeAnne that she’s “extremely confused”. She goes on to say that it’s hard to watch Stephanie and Brandi trash talk LeeAnne, but never took the time to express how they feel about her to her face. Brandi fires back telling Kameron she’s full of shi*!
Kameron’s stayed quiet too long after bearing witness to LeeAnne’s “friend” Brandi making fun of her at the hot tub three days before. Calling Brandi to the carpet, she asks why she made fun of LeeAnne’s doctor instructing her to use the compact between her boobs. Kameron does not find this to be a laughing matter. She also takes the opportunity to sneak in that Brandi failed to have Cary’s back the night before. Brandi defends herself by switching the subject to why Cary didn’t own all of what she’s been saying behind LeeAnne’s back (the “strangling” comments). D’Andra steps in to settle something else. She asks what was so horrendous that Cary said about LeeAnne’s fiancé Rich that no one could repeat. To her dismay, Cary clarifies that she made a joke that she heard he had a tiny penis. (What happened the “good source” she cited last week?) LeeAnne is not shook by this. In her interview, she zooms in a shot of her man’s package and gives us a *wink*. He may even give Mr. Sexual Chocolate a run for his money.
Cary apologizes but doesn’t end it there. She uses the opportunity to throw Brandi under the bus for laughing at the tiny penis joke. Where’s the loyalty? Rightfully so, Brandi points out that she’s in the middle because they both hit below the belt when it comes to each other’s man. Cary hates on Brandi for getting in the middle. – Look who’s talking…
When LeeAnne is asked what she said about Cary’s husband, she owns up to saying that Mark runs a chop shop and …. ugh…what else did she say again? Brandi reminds LeeAnne that she said Cary’s husband enjoys getting oral sex at a gay bar. Regretfully, LeeAnne owns it but says it’s what she’s heard. Cary fires back, asking LeeAnne why she repeats lies about a father to young children. LeeAnne claims that she doesn’t care what he does. Breaking the fourth wall, in her interview, she pats her chin and says, “I think it would be awesome to be the first bisexual couple on Housewives, just do it”. LeeAnne is unbothered. Back at the boat, Cary says it’s all BS rumors and not funny.
The waves pick up and 2 hours pass. Stephanie is five shots in and on the deck of the boat face down, heaving. Poor Stephanie, everyone just watches as she struggles to get up. Eventually, Cary (the Nurse) gets up and gives her a towel. Brandi downs a tequila shot to feel better. The boat ride from hell concludes. While the boat safely docks, Cary remarks how she likes to kid around, but LeeAnne can’t do that – she’s dead serious in whatever she says. Brandi says, “I love to hate her and hate to love her”. Ouch. LeeAnne storms over. She tells Cary that she doesn’t have to say something that’s “funny” all the time. In a very real moment, LeeAnne says that she doesn’t laugh at the ugly things she says but owns it and apologizes for it. Counterpoint, Cary says if you don’t like to apologize, don’t be a dick.
LeeAnne points out that she hasn’t heard one apology from Cary, not once. Stephanie jumps in, voicing concern that the old LeeAnne is back when she hears her discussing Mark’s alleged gay escapades. She fears that everything will revert to the way it was last year. Cary admits to lashing out because of the negative comments and it sends her into a panic. LeeAnne gets emotional, explaining that she doesn’t write off her comments as being funny but owns it and that she is “hurting like Ali”. (???) We were with you LeeAnne until you said you were like Mohammad Ali. Anyway, Cary says she’ll 100% apologize for the joke and asks her not to repeat family rumors. Stephanie loosens things up after seriously asking to see LeeAnne’s new boobs. That’s Dallas Housewives for ya!
Just when you think the storm has passed, sexual chocolate returns. The dildo resurfaces and LeeAnne comments how she’s physically conservative. Kameron is physically repulsed, getting up and leaving. Brandi jokes that she understands sexual chocolate is not invited to THE Highland Park. Brandi intentionally crossed Kameron’s boundaries and is proud of it. She and Stephanie cannot stop laughing. Kameron calls them trashy. TRASH-E. D’Andra instructs her friend not to react but she just can’t relate to Stephandi on any level. Kam wants an apology from Brandi, which we all know is not going to happen. When she realizes this, Kameron says Brandi can suck it. D’Andra and Cary crack up.
Next: Cary tells Mark about the rumors at the Round Up. LeeAnne says that Cary told her that she won’t be friends with Brandi and Stephanie anymore. Brandi is NOT okay with Cary. Things reach their breaking point with LeeAnne versus Cary and some glassware!
TELL US – THOUGHTS ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE? Who’s side are you on? LeeAnne or Cary?
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Cisco to the rescue, once again. In tonight's premiere of The Flash, Barry (Grant Gustin) has been in the speed force for six months (in earth time, at least), and now there's an...
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It was a family affair on Dancing With the Stars for Drew Scott and Emma Slater. For his Most Memorable Year dance, Drew did a jive to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" and...On Teen Mom 2, it’s more of the same and it seems like some issues will never get resolved in the long term. Jenelle Evans is still at war with mom Barb, despite the custody agreement that was supposed to make everything easier. Kailyn Lowry and ex-husband Javi Marroquin are in the same boat but instead of custody, it’s child support that is dragging out. Briana DeJesus doesn’t have a custody or child support issue yet but likely will in the near future since baby daddy Luis is starting to disappear. Chelsea DeBoer has plenty on her plate between wedding planning, possibly modifying custody and changing Aubree’s last name at Aubree’s request. Leah Messer has her hands full as twins Ali and Aleeah’s fighting escalates. That seems like a good place to start so let’s get going.
Leah is driving the twins to see their dad and they are in the backseat, slapping and hitting each other while they argue over sharing beef jerky. Once they are with dad Corey Simms, the fighting doesn’t stop as Aleeah catches a fish and Ali complains that she’s bored and wants to leave since she can’t really partake in catching fish at the lake. Aleeah reels one in and wants to stay, but they opt to leave and Corey has to break up another fight that starts the second they are in the car with one another. Aleeah is in tears and Corey knows she is acting out because she is getting less attention.
When Leah picks them up, he explains what happened and suggest that they seek out a specialty therapist or support group since it’s starting to get out of control. Leah agrees and talks to Aleeah about it later, asking if she would like to talk to someone and mentioning that she knows she is different from Ali, with different needs.
Aleeah asks if Ali is different because she was squishing her in Leah’s belly and Leah assures her it wasn’t her fault but explains that this would be a good thing to talk to someone about. I’m glad that Leah and Corey are going to get some professional help on this because it certainly isn’t an easy situation to handle on their own.
Chelsea has only two months to put together their wedding reception/party and she has nothing ready so it’s starting to stress her out. She meets with her wedding planner, who is rolling with change after change. Chelsea says she is fine with just throwing up a tent somewhere and the wedding planner has that done the very next day. It’s going to be at a park close by so with that finally taken care of, Chelsea can do fun things, like go cake tasting with Aubree.
But she also has some more serious things on her plate, like talking to her lawyer about firming up her custody agreement with Adam to make sure it’s completely safe for Aubree to be with him. She is also looking into having Aubree’s last name changed to Lind-DeBoer, to represent both of her families. This was Aubree’s idea and Chelsea has a talk with her to confirm that’s what she really wants. When Aubree assures her it is, she has her tell Cole, who is touched and very happy to hear the news.
Kailyn has booked a trip for her and the boys since it’s the last week she can fly in her pregnancy and she knows this is the last family trip they can take before the baby comes. Only one little problem – she is supposed to be going to a child support hearing with Javi the same week. Javi said he would drop it, but not until he gets proof that Kail has dropped the Protection from Abuse against him. He still hasn’t received it, so the court date stands, threatening to cancel Kail’s vacation.
When Javi drops Lincoln off, he comes in and finds out they are going to St. Thomas for this trip and he tells Kail that he still doesn’t have his proof of the PFA being dropped. She tells him of course it is since they are talking and he’s here but finally relents and agrees to get it taken care of, even though she can’t help but remind him again that he would be ruining their trip if he doesn’t drop it.
The day before they are scheduled to leave, even with Kail sending Javi a picture of the dropped PFA, she still hasn’t heard from Javi that the hearing is off and fears her trip will be cancelled. When she finally gets Javi on the phone, he tells her not to worry, he will cancel it and she can go on the trip but to know it’s the last time either of them can take any kind of big trip.
Briana is trying to settle in with baby Stella but without any real help from Luis, her stress is rising. On the second night of Stella being home, Luis left in the middle of the night without explanation and hasn’t been back since. Roxanne and Brittany do their best to comfort Briana, likely knowing this won’t get resolved anytime soon. Briana knew this would happen, even with all of Luis’ reassurances and she’s mad he wouldn’t take adoption seriously but isn’t stepping up now that the baby is here. The next day, Briana is left crying again when Luis doesn’t show due to car issues. But now she has much bigger things to worry about – baby Stella has been breathing heavy and her hands and feet are turning blue so the doctor told them to head to the ER. Briana texts Luis on the way, letting him know what’s going on, but doesn’t receive a response.
Jenelle and fiancé David Eason picked a date for their wedding and it’s only a few months away so they can start planning and sending out save the dates. They decide to do the pictures themselves and the crew is supposed to film but as the producers stand in their driveway, they are getting rapid-fire texts from Jenelle about a massive fight with David. She’s going on and on about how mean he’s being and then they get a text from him, threatening to call the cops if they don’t leave. They have no choice but to take off.
The next day when they arrive again to film, Jenelle is acting like nothing has happened and busies herself showing them her jelly fish tank. Producer Kristen isn’t willing to let it go that easily, despite Jenelle insisting they were just in a bad mood. Kristen brings it up again in front of David, who tries, and fails to convince anyone they weren’t fighting. His voice raises a few octaves and he pretends to look surprised, while he denies any fight at all and Jenelle shifts uncomfortably.
When Kristen won’t let it go, he turns angry and snaps at her that she should focus on filming the good things and the way he says it, coupled with the menacing tone he gives her makes it sound like a threat. He storms out, leaving Jenelle to sit there awkwardly.
Jenelle goes to pick up Jace from Barb and Kaiser from daycare but on the way there, Barb calls with a bone to pick, asking (yelling) at Jenelle as to why she hasn’t booked Jace’s birthday party when it’s only three week away. Jenelle screams at her that if she wants to have custody of Jace, she should plan it and Barb snaps back that they will have their own separate parties then.
Barb definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed because when Jenelle pulls in, Barb immediately appears at her window to yell at her that Jace saw his therapist and she suggested that Jenelle attend some sessions with him. But Barb wants to make sure she doesn’t include David in this because Jace is already anxious about the idea of moving in with them and Barb wants to know where he got that idea. Jenelle has been talking to him about the future and lets Barb know she will fight for custody again down the road. Barb yells at her for being miserable and it looks like no matter how many custody agreements are in place with these two, they will argue until the end of time.
Once Jenelle is finally home, the kids are playing in the yard and they set up a camera to pose on a wooden fence with their wedding date painted onto it. Jenelle and David play happy couple in between screaming at Kaiser to stop touching the camera and they kiss romantically as he throws a tantrum in the background. I think this little clip sums up their relationship perfectly – happy pictures covering up complete chaos.
TELL US – IS IT CREEPY HOW DAVID AND JENELLE ACTED LIKE IT WASN’T CRAZY OF THEM TO THREATEN THE COPS ON THE CREW ONE DAY AND ACT FINE THE NEXT?
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Who in the Riverdale cast is most likely to be late to set? They're all happy to spill, and the answer is Veronica Lodge, AKA Camila Mendes. "It keeps coming up,"...On last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County we saw a different side of Peggy Sulahian. A fun, light-hearted, yet conniving side! I think we were supposed to really care that Diko upset Shannon Beador in a game of karmatic husbands, but eh, I mostly care about Peggy’s recipes. But first, always but first, other stuff happened. And and that other stuff was another session of Will Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge ever be put back together again? (My magic hate ball says: NOOOOOOOOOO, NEVER, EVER, EVER – JUST F–KING STOP!).
Ugh Vicki and Tamra. Again. I feel like I’m contractually obligated to write about how they met for coffee at a subliminally named place called Patch, even though we know they won’t patch anything up.
And I don’t care. When it comes to the relationship of the two most insufferable, vapid people on even Bravo, I’m less invested the success of my subjects than Shannon’s Nazi exercise bike is. Vicki wore red (cause “Saton is confusing!”) and Tamra wore ambivalent grey. Fitting in both cases. We’re treated to a montage of various stages of their faces of their friendship, and Tamra believes Vicki sees the error of her ways and plans to apologize. Vicki, however, only wants Tamra to stop “bullying” and learn kindness. Mmmmkay… so two different expectations, all washed down with a million gallons of historic tequila.
It goes bad. Vicki starts out by lecturing on said kindness, and Tamra is all “What is ‘that‘?!” Then Tamra mentions that Vicki is spreading rumors about her marriage, which proves she doesn’t know kindness from a cancer scheme and VICKI, VICKI, VICKI, who shoots herself in the foot so many times she must wear a prosthetic Louboutin at this point, goes on to mention that she likes Eddie BUT maybe he is gay and only married Tamra to get a gym. Oh, GAWD. I mean Vicki – GET OFF TWITTER. The rantings of viewers who despise Tamra is not a valid reference point. Maybe.
After that Tamra stood up, in her best Lifetime Movie re-enactment and announced loudly, “You don’t deserve me!” and stormed out. I want to think all Vicki has to do is sincerely apologize for lying and starting rumors by explaining that she was in a deep emotional wasteland after being victimized and abused by Brooks, and losing her mom, so she lashed out, but maybe there’s literally no apology Vicki can give that will fix things. A) because Vicki won’t actually admit to any wrong doing; and B) other than Vicki wanting to be popular and liked again. I don’t think she feels Tamra is really worth it. It’s probably all tequila spilled under the Andales bar at this point! Maybe they need couples counseling?
At least some couples have managed to survive the OC divorce rate, like Peggy and Diko who’ve been married 22 years. As Tamra mentions, the combined years of all three of her marriages don’t equal 22 years. Peggy and Diko go out to dinner – which is the only thing they ever seem to be doing – where Diko reminisces about buying Peggy her first Bentley, which cost more than their “humble” $200,000 house. Oh to be poor again!
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To celebrate these 22 years, which Meghan Edmonds will later inform us isn’t even “one of the big years,” they’re throwing an Armenian-themed anniversary party. All the ladies are invited – even Vicki, whom no one likes, thus making the other husbands refuse to come because Vicki will be there! Oh, those ballsy hubbies taking a stand on behalf of their wives!
Oooh! So what’s going on with Kelly Dodd? With a new vagina and new knockers, she’s all no more time for the old Michael! In fairness she’s been feeling this way for a while – after all, she tried to check Michael into the senior center because it’s time for Kelly to do her. Literally. Michael obviously didn’t go to the senior center because he’s still knocking around the bleached white and gold beach house, the colors of which reflect Kelly’s insides: dead, like the ghostly presence of Michael’s love, except when ooooh shiny superficiality!
Kelly’s dad Frank visited and he does NOT get along with his ex-wife, who would be Kelly’s mom. If ever there was awkward house guesting, Bravo will find them! Kelly’s parents were married for 30 years, and from the sound of it they despised each other no more after the divorce than they did in marriage.
Like, Kelly, her mom married an older man, who was her polar opposite. And like Kelly, her parents fought constantly in front of their kids. Kelly went to catholic school and prayed for her parents to divorce. When it didn’t work she left the church and married Michael, but now it’s probably time to leave Michael and return to… well I don’t know, Tamra’s church where they’ll forgive anything if you dunk it in the Motel 6 pool?
The other strange thing going on with Kelly is her suddenly BFF status with Tamra and Shannon, all at the expense of Vicki. Hmmmm.. did Vicki have a point over UNpatch coffee?
So, let’s talk spoiled children! I’m looking at you, Lydia McLaughlin. I can never decide about My Little Lydia. Sometimes I find her pluck charming, but most times it’s insufferable. Like just stop with the Disney Princess act. We all know you have a poisoned set of Doug’s balls apple in the designer purse mommy bought you with grandpapa’s money.
Lydia’s grandpa died and her mom inherited oodles of money, which means YAAAAAAAAAA shopping. Lydia refers to this phenomena as her mom “sponsoring” her, like she’s an exchange student from Delusion Island. To give her the American experience, Judy is buying her love. Lydia explains that they’ve always been well-off, but since Grandpa went to the senior center in the sky they’re now “Paris Hilton-level” rich.
Lydia needs to grow the eff up, so as she selects things for Judy to buy her, she asks “Is 69 fun?” She means the age. Lydia’s hoping for some life-lessons, but instead Judy reveals that yes, Lydia’s “horndog” dad loves 69. Lydia covers her ears with some $400 earmuffs and rocks back and forth whining “I’ll only stop if you buy these”
Still pining for something money can’t buy, after Judy dropped $2k on clothes, Lydia asks what lessons she’s learned in 69 years. Judy thinks for a minute before, pricelessly, answering, “Think happy thoughts.” Which, as Lydia complains, is from Peter Pan. Poor, poor Lydia – she’s living in the real-life version of Freaky Friday. Sometimes she’s the adult, parenting her mom; sometimes she’s the little girl who just wants all the glitter! No wonder she’s so mixed up. Anyway, is Lydia one of the lost boys? Or Tinkerbell? If so, who’s Captain Hook – Tamra? – because Vicki is clearly the Tick-Tock Croc. And Shannon is most certainly Smee. Peggy is clearly Wendy – the only grownup on the island.
Also, fun fact – I noticed Kelly and Vicki were wearing the same earrings. Vicki had them in red during her sit-down with Tamra, then Kelly in silver during one of her talking heads. Interesting because at Peggy’s party, Kelly, Tamra, and Shannon all wore basically the same dress. I’ll spare you the ‘Who Wore It Best?’ poll. If we’re playing armchair therapist does this mean Kelly is confused about where her loyalties lie? I don’t know. But on the way to Peggy’s party, Kelly’s limo did pull up alongside Tamra and Shannon’s on the highway, and they passed a bottle of champagne out the window.
Anyway, Peggy’s party seemed really fun. It was shockingly not over-the-top ridiculous and actually seemed believable as a party someone might throw for an anniversary. Peggy looked gorgeous, she really is a beautiful woman. All of that, including the amazing food, was upstaged by dumb Bravo drama, which alas, is the point of these things, isn’t it?
Peggy set that stage by attempting to bribe her 10 year old son with $1000 to let Vicki and Tamra simultaneously kiss him on the cheek, thus forcing them together. Why rope sweet Koko into such a calamity?! Don’t tarnish his tender youth!
Lydia arrives first, and Vicki arrives last. While Vicki is making her hellos, Tamra literally turns her face away. So that’s good manners. Then everyone spends the entire party ignoring and avoiding Vicki – including Kelly. I bet afterwards the Bravo peeps gave them a good talking to, and that’s how Vicki found herself invited to Iceland to be iced out among the last dying glaciers. However, that’s in the future; for now we are celebrating the past – specifically Diko and Peggy’s past, of which there are many long and sometimes taxing years, all glossed over by many, many expensive presents.
To commemorate all of this there was a hookah which Kelly, Shannon, and Tamra didn’t know how to work and kept bellowing about weed. Shannon, the holistic housewife, doesn’t know what 4-20 is. Given how uptight she is, I probably believe her.
Then there was dinner, and after bonding over hookahs, Kelly was invited to sit with the cool girls, if you could call Shannon, Tamra, Meghan, and Michael that. In doing so she snubbed Vicki, who was ominously clad in green, the color of envy. Instead Vicki got stuck with Koko, not by his choice, and she treated him to some hard-knocks life advice about dealing with catty girls. No one wants drunken life lessons from Auntie V, but I suppose every childhood survives one of those sessions. #FreeKoko.
Then out comes a belly dancer, whom Peggy screened to make sure she wasn’t fat. Lydia is scandalized that a stripper harlot is allowed served with dinner. I can only imagine what she thought of Shannon hopping onto the dance floor to shake her Buddha belly and make it rain bleach-free essential oil disinfectant wipes twenties. Poor Shannon – it’s like she’s gotten more attention-seeking after losing confidence over her weight?
After dinner, Peggy smashed a glass and made a speech explaining what it’s like to be married for more than two decades. Kelly shudders – being married to to Michael for 22 years is her version of hell. I think the whole thing deeply unsettled Shannon who realized even if she and David make it, they’ll be more like Kelly’s parents than Diko and Peggy.
Peggy and Diko’s anniversary tradition is his-and-hers present. This year is matching gaudy watches, followed by a surprise 22K diamond necklace just for Peggy. Meghan practically poops her pants as she bitterly complains about the gift being “ostentatious.” Before Meghan, wife no 3 of the world’s most disinterested husband, starts dispensing opinions, perhaps she should make it to anniversary number four? Of course Jimmy Dad Jeans probably re-gifts Meghan her own candles with a card that reads, “I gave you my sperm, you’ve gotten enough. ~ JDJ.”
Rock on with your diamonds Peggy. Also rock on with Vicki attaching herself to them, and make sure she doesn’t grift off with them, then cry into her pillow that no one will love her for 22 years longtime and she’ll die of a broken heart that has Brooks‘ name scrawled onto it (and crossed out). Steve is a rich man’s imitation of the Brokester, isn’t he? Should we start a casserole for Vicki’s clogged heart campaign?
After a lovely evening, Diko decided he must have ‘a talk’ with Shannon. Was he trying to clear his conscience? Call David out? Put it out there? Diko told Shannon that David “interrogated” him over Peggy’s cancer at the boat party. Afterwards Diko made the mistake of telling Peggy, who’s now furious. And perhaps made him confront Shannon? Shannon is gobsmacked. How could he INSULT DAVID?! Why are the husbands the source of such drama?
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Obviously all the ladies trickled over, first Tamra, then Peggy herself, and finally Kelly. I thought Diko handled this discussion pretty humanly, but it was still wrong place; wrong time. As Shannon was leaving Peggy explain that she’s just “hurt. So hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt.” She must have just learned the word on dictionary.com. Which is the first time she’s heard English since leaving UCLA with a degree in it! But, alas, Peggy now Shannon is also hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt that David has been questioned and called out. That the veneer of David’s allure de perfection is dimmed a bit more. And if Shannon is hurt, there will be hell to pay. Be warned Housewives – your penance is Buttermilk chicken and quinoa salad for-ev-er!
In the car, Shannon gasps that Diko should’ve talked to David, not her. Tamra is confused about why she’s so distraught over what seems like nothing? Says the woman who’s dining out on the ‘Is Eddie gay?’ gossip 2 years later… Am I wrong?
Has anyone seen that YouTube video going around featuring the yuppie housewife who overcomplicates making a PBJ by freezing peanut butter slices? It’s so bafflingly, stupidly creating unnecessary hassle, and makes no logical sense. That’s sometimes what it’s like dealing with these Housewives, but we watch because well, who isn’t fascinated by a trainwreck of desperation and delusion? I personally think Andy Cohen needs to recruit this woman.
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