Taylor Swift is apparently NOT on the outs with this friend – dlisted
Amber Marchese drops her legal battle with Virgin airlines – The Blast
Kanye buys Kim a neon green SUV – Page Six
Peta & Maks talk baby #2 – ET Online
Brad Pitt’s burn book? – celebitchy
Tyler and Catelynn say MTV blindsided them with Bristol Palin news – Starcasm
Demi Lovato’s drug dealer speaks out – dlisted
8 PM EST –
Bachelor in Paradise (ABC)
American Ninja Warrior (NBC)
So You Think You Can Dance (FOX)
Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood (VH1)
9 PM EST –
Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo)
Kids Baking Championship (Food Network)
Teen Mom 2 (MTV) – reunion
Counting On (TLC)
10 PM EST –
The Proposal (ABC) – finale
Southern Charm Savannah (Bravo)
Floribama Shore (MTV)
Little Life on the Prairie (TLC)
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Puerto Vallarta is not the only vacation spot that Vicki Gunvalson enjoys. Of course her nights at Andales in Puerto Vallarta have become infamous thanks to all of the Real Housewives of Orange County episodes that took place there, but it looks like she was also “whooping it up” in Greece.
She went abroad to celebrate her man Steve Lodge’s 60th birthday. She also ended up spending time with her son Michael Wolfsmith and his girlfriend thanks to some flight delays that brought them together.
Vicki and her family spent some quality time together in Greece and shared some photos on social media, of course.
Vicki even ran into her fellow OG Housewife, Ramona Singer. Now that is something that should have been filmed for Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New York, or even some spin-off show about Vicki and Ramona vacationing together. That is bound to be entertaining.
Check out the pictures from Vicki Gunvalson’s vacation in Greece by clicking through the photo gallery below.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PHOTOS FROM VICKI’S VACATION IN GREECE? DO YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF VICKI’S FAMILY LIFE ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VICKI HANGING OUT WITH RAMONA DURING HER TRIP?
Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County. “Hijinks ensue when Vicki decides to celebrate her birthday with a ladies’ golf outing. Tamra and Eddie double date with Emily and her husband, in order to get to know Shane. Kelly tries to teach her daughter Jolie the value of money and the two volunteer at a homeless shelter. A rumor about Emily’s marriage sparks an unexpected confrontation between Tamra and Shannon.”
Join us in the comments below to snark our way through the episode.
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Faysal Shafaat and Haleigh Broucher have been working together all Big Brother 20 season. It hasn’t been an easy road for them. Their path has been filled with distrust, betrayal, and questionable game moves, but despite it all, they have remained together and on the same side all Big Brother season. Now they’re about to be torn apart.
When they both went on the block, they made light of their situation. However, things came crashing down when they both lost the Power of Veto competition. Add insult to injury, Faysal only lost the Veto competition by one point. This was an extra hit to Faysal’s ego because he had said earlier that there was no chance that Kaycee Clark would beat him in the Power of Veto competition.
Their only hope is if Kaycee decides to use the Power of Veto to save one of them. Yesterday, Faysal made an attempt to get Kaycee to use the Veto to save him or Haleigh. He made an okay pitch to Kaycee but it didn’t cause even a dent in her final decision.
Today, Kaycee plans to not use the Veto, and keep nominations the same. This will ensure that Haleigh or Faysal leave the Big Brother 20 house. Most likely Faysal will be the one competing against Scottie Salton, Angie “Rockstar” Lantry, and Bayleigh Dayton to return to the game.
MAJOR BIG BROTHER 20 SPOILER AHEAD. PROCCED WITH CAUTION
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Kaycee did not use the Veto. On Thursday, either Faysal or Haleigh will leave the Big Brother 20 house.
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Lord, I cannot imagine how there is even ONE person in the world willing to date Thomas Ravenel or Ashley Jacobs, but now Thomas is implying that he and Ashley broke up because she cheated! Who on earth is this man?! JD?!
Last week Ashley revealed that she and Thomas had split, and promised she would be “OK” driving her little Honda and working to save lives as a nurse. She also asked if her followers knew any single men. #PerfectGiftForSomeoneYouHate
Shortly after Ashley’s proclamation, her social media seemed to apply she had gotten back together with Thomas, but now it’s the former Southern Charm star’s turn to confirm the break up.
Thomas tweeted, “Today, my personal life just took a huge upward turn. I finally have more than enough information to move forward without any doubt or hesitation and I’ll never look back.”
He explained, “After 30 years I finally understand the lyrics from that wonderful Chicago tune: If she would have been faithful, if she could have been true, then I would have been cheated, I would have never known real love.” Do not despair, though, Thomas will recover from his heartbreak!
“I hope the best for her,” Thomas continued. “And I do feel a bit sad now. But now I know that just around the corner, down the street, around the block, something magical is going to happen, not tomorrow not next week but perhaps tonight.” The magic is that we will no longer have to endure Thomas and Ashley on our TV screens!
Unsurprisingly Thomas is not only single, but “ready to mingle.” Cause 80’s cliches are so Thomas. With both Ashley and Southern Charm out of his life, Thomas hopes to “perhaps” find “real love.” Um… women of the world, real love and Thomas are not copacetic. RUN.
Of course unwilling to go quietly into the abyss, aka let go of her 15 minutes, Ashley denies being unfaithful. She insists that after her split from Thomas she started seeing other gluttons for punishment men, but he couldn’t handle it and is lashing out. “I blocked him so he was trying to get a reaction to me that way,” she told Page Six. “He’s hurting and he knew that would be the only way to get to me.”
“I just laughed at it like, ‘Oh, God. So dramatic!’” Ashley scoffed.
Thomas and Ashley’s, ahem, love has been plagued by scandals and rumors, including that she was a paid companion whom he hired to act as his girlfriend to terrorize Kathryn Dennis. It didn’t work obviously. After acting a literal insane fool on national TV, Ashley has since apologized to Kathryn for her awful behavior. Thomas meanwhile claims to have left Southern Charm in the wake of an investigation for sexual assault.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK ASHLEY JACOBS CHEATED ON THOMAS?
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The Real Housewives of Dallas star LeeAnne Locken weighs in on the latest episode, slamming Brandi Redmond, praising Stephanie Hollman, and sharing her horror at the way D’Andra Simmons talks about her mother, Dee. LeeAnne also wants it to be known that it’s HER business when and where she’ll get married.
LeeAnne starts off, “Welcome back to my personal style of TRUTH! Southern Style!” She shares that it was good to find a common ground with Stephanie Hollman, even though it was a painful one. “The best part of celebrating the Lock’s anniversary was the chance to finally connect on a human level with Stephanie Hollman. When she told me about her attempt at suicide, I just wanted to let her know she wasn’t alone! Our mutual struggle with depression gave us a safe place to connect and communicate and relate to each other on a deeper level.” She adds, “Sometimes in the most broken parts of ourselves is where others can find the most beauty! I genuinely look forward to the journey to get to know Stephanie! It’s nice to be zen and hopeful! Especially the part where we make asses of ourselves together! LOL.”
On her pending nuptials, LeeAnne says to stay out of her business, “Dear LORD! It’s no one’s business but ours when and where we are getting married. I love and respect Jeremy so much. He is so mature about how to handle things and I just keep hoping some of that will rub off on his wife. The people who need to know, have the information! The anniversary party was winding down and when I saw Brandi Redmond walking in, Dee looked at me and immediately escaped the building. I think she thought the same thing I did: I don’t want to deal with drama tonight! Every time I see Brandi, I think…. here it comes. Guess she had it right at “Barf!””
She again has nothing but nice things to say about Stephanie. “Watching Stephanie Hollman convince Brandi to include both myself and D’Andra Simmons just goes to show what a kind heart she has. And she is right, not inviting us would have only created more drama than it would be worth. I think Stephanie is a really good influence on Brandi. Teaching her that extending an olive branch gets you a lot further than a roadblock.”
LeeAnne turns her sights on D’Andra Simmons and her relationship with her mother, Dee. “Now let’s have a little lesson in Southern Class. In the South, women are raised to respect the women who raised us. It is a tradition and considered an honorable way to behave so I would have NEVER have spoken to my grandmother the way I just witnessed Dee’s daughter not only “go at” her to her face but worse, behind her back! LAWDY!”
And in case you were on the edge of your seat, wanting to know how to order a multi-functional dress, your wait is over. “EXCITING NEWS! I am developing a multi-functional dress to answer the age-old question, “What should I wear tonight?” In another life, I used to create concepts for “Do It Yourself” type TV shows and was constantly brainstorming on unique concepts and creations. This dress is a concept I developed years ago and over the summer I came across my notes and thought, “Now is the PERFECT time to work on this project!” This is the ULTIMATE Little Black Dress that can be worn 175 ways! How cool is that? One dress can be the answer to so many event wardrobe dilemmas! I’m just so excited about the thought of making another woman’s life easier. You don’t need to buy 175 dresses. Let’s spend that money on SHOES!”
TELL US – WILL YOU BUY ONE OF LEEANNE’S DRESSES? DO YOU AGREE WITH HER ABOUT D’ANDRA AND DEE?
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This is going to be a rough season for Dorit Kemsley and her husband PK Kemsley. The couple seem to be suffering some major financial issues and they are going to be under the microscope, dodging a lot of bad press. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars are now facing off against the Bellagio Casino over a $3 million marker!
According to documents obtained by The Blast, PK owed the Bellagio $3.6 million dollars and has flaked on paying off the balance. According to the papers filed, PK was given the huge marker back in 2013 and made several large payments before finally filing bankruptcy in the UK. The casino claims they weren’t notified and therefore they claim the order from the UK isn’t valid.
PK continued to pay more than another $500,000 but still owed over two million dollars due to interest. They were able to work out a settlement agreement, but PK stopped making payments in May 2018 and still has a balance outstanding. The casino filed papers with the court requesting a judgement be ordered so they can go after his assets if necessary.
This is just one of the financial headaches the Kemsleys are dealing with. Dorit has been filming in the Bahamas with her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast and while there she was confronted at the pool by a friend of the man suing her for hundreds of thousands of dollars over her swimsuit line. See the video at The Blast.
It’ll be interesting to see if producers include that confrontation next season. Or if they include any of the financial issues at all.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK THE KEMSLEYS ARE BROKE? ARE YOU HOPING IT’LL BE INCLUDED IN THE NEW SEASON OF RHOBH?
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The Big Brother 20 week always goes slower when the players don’t hesitate about their decision. For weeks, Level 6 has planned to nominate Faysal Shafaat and Haleigh Broucher together for eviction. They had a few obstacles along the way, but they’re finally at a point where they can take out one of the Fayleigh showmance members. They started the week trying to snow Haleigh and Faysal into believing Haleigh was the target. Now, basically everyone knows that Faysal is leaving on Thursday.
Yesterday, instead of completely giving up, Faysal made a pitch to Kaycee Clark. He tried to get her to use the Veto on Haleigh or him. He proposed that neither of them had anyone left, so once the other one left this week, this could build some trust between Kaycee and whoever stayed. Kaycee just said right a lot, and then went to tell his pitch to Level 6.
It was another day of lounging for the most part. Angela Rummans picked the Have-Nots, which caused some commotion as Sam Bledsoe tried to volunteer to be one for a second week in a row. In the end, Kaycee, Faysal, and Haleigh became the Have-Nots. Haleigh and Jc Mounduix both find themselves upset about Faysal’s eviction, but for different reasons.
JC was mad because he could tell that the show was portraying Faysal and him as a duo. The questions asked in the Diary Room and things that production instructed him to say clearly showed a partnership storyline between them. JC wanted to assure Level 6 that he was always on their side, not Faysal’s side.
Haleigh was upset because she didn’t know how to handle this week. She told Brett Robinson that she wasn’t sure if she should hang with Faysal or everyone else. He said for her game, she should hang out with everyone else. Brett also asked Haleigh if Faysal and her were in a showmance. She denied it. He wondered if she denied it in case Faysal returned via the Jury Battle Back.
To add some fun, PopTV sent them some cinnamon rolls and they got alcohol. The houseguests, aka Level 6, talked about their next target. Tyler Crispen mentioned that JC probably wanted Sam out next, but Angela wanted Haleigh gone. They also planned to make sure Sam and Haleigh stayed rivals, so there was no chance that they could team up against Level 6.
Keep it here all summer for news, spoilers, recaps, and exclusives about Big Brother 20. We’ll continue to update you on the latest news related to Big Brother. Make sure to subscribe to CBS: All Access to get your live feeds and enjoy more exclusive content. Don’t forget to follow us on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter to stay updated on all the Big Brother news!
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I am about three seconds away from going door to door, spreading the gospel of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days to unbelievers. Because this show is giving me so much joy, it must be shared. Do you feel me? Am I alone here? Between Tarik’s six-hour religious experience in Hazel’s cult church, Angela’s hardcore quest to find a Nigerian smoke while Michael casually calls her “fat,” and sad little Ricky wandering around Colombia with only a fanny pack to comfort him, this is truly the stuff reality TV dreams are made of.
Before we get into the new couples’ downward spirals, let’s check in with last year’s leftovers, starting with Darcey and Jesse. Spoiler alert: They still pretty much want to murder one another. (Also, last night was jam packed with cringe-worthy greatness, so please excuse the novella of a recap to come…)
Darcey and Jesse are still in NYC, and it’s somehow STILL Darcey’s birthday. Since waking up in full makeup, Darcey has gotten dressed and is ready to celebrate her 43rd year by sharing a pizza with her man. But no sooner does the couple sit down for some ‘za, then Darcey starts passive-aggressively asking Jesse about social media. She’d like this 24-year old to lift the ban on her grown-lady Instagram account, but Jesse claims she can do whatever she wants – even if it involves being an immature tween online.
Darcey pouts, proclaiming that she’s “a strong woman!” who “can’t be controlled!” HAHAHAHAHA. Apologizing to the waitress for the shouting, Jesse seethes at Darcey’s shenanigans, then just up and leaves without even taking a bite. Damn! These two sure love marching out of restaurants.
The real fake drama ensues back at the hotel where Darcey lays in bed and cries to Jesse, “I just want loooooove! I beg you!” Jesse coos that he loves Darcey more than anything, and he wants their “unique” love to conquer all. Except these two idiots can’t even conquer a pizza, dude.
In the car on the way home to CT later, Darcey continues to annoy Jesse by simply existing. He doesn’t want her sitting near him in the backseat, he doesn’t want her breathing his rarified air, and he sure as hell doesn’t want her interfering with his enjoyment of ‘da bootiful naytchor’ outside.
Once they arrive at the Air B&B Darcey has rented for their stay (so she doesn’t have to share Jesse with her sister, whom she lives with), Jesse is happy again. He’s got a place to store his coffin sleep, a balcony to sip his tea on, and an American flag outside to salute.
When the couple meets up with Darcey’s sister, Stacey, later for dinner, shi*t goes sideways again. As we know from the blogs, these twins were arrested earlier this year for a physical altercation, so it’s no wonder that we see their extreme jealousy play out before our eyes. Stacey thinks Darcey can’t let small annoyances go, and Jesse agrees.
Now, I would argue that Jesse is more like an enormous annoyance than a small one, but whatever. These two are the definition of dysfunctional, and Darcey’s twin doesn’t need more than ten minutes alone with them to deduce it. The camera crew will have to suffer through eons more of this mess, though, as they do when Jesse berates Darcey through the entire interview segment following dinner. UGH.
Tarik & Hazel
After surviving her first night with the pillow barrier un-breached, Hazel wants Tarik to meet her folks. She’s still not sure about this guy, but hey! He is wearing a super rad sparkly Pharaoh tank top, so why not trust him? As Tarik squishes himself into an auto-rickshaw (called “tricycles” in the Philippines, according to the Google machine), Hazel laughs her bootie off.
But reality sets in as Hazel leads Tarik to a very impoverished neighborhood and into a labyrinth of ladders and doorways, finally leading to her parents’ humble abode. Tarik is shocked by the 8×8 room they dwell in (and the Hello Kitty blanket he’s squatting on?), realizing he’s definitely their ticket out of poverty. The next day, everyone is transported to the main event: A SIX HOUR church service, during which Ricky will contemplate escape/salvation/poisoning…not necessarily in that order.
As the congregations shouts, speaks in tongues, flails around wildly, and just generally freaks Ricky the FRACK out with their particular brand of “worship,” Ricky wonders if this is some sort of hazing ritual? Or a once in a lifetime event? It’s only when six torturous hours of this madness ends that he contemplates what just happened. Um, that was a regular church service, yo! Hazel hopes Ricky found it acceptable.
The answer is a resounding NOPE. No, he certainly did not, ma’am. But even joining a cult will not prevent Ricky from wedding and bedding his Asian Angelina Jolie! Hazel’s parents sit down with their daughter and Ricky afterward to assess the mental state of this American desperado. Despite Hazel telling her parents that Ricky is not particularly religious, they seem okay with him. As long as he believes in God (which he says he does), and can eventually send them money, they consider this marriage a done deal. And he won’t be getting baptized in the dirty stream down yonder either, thankyouverymuch.
In the meantime, Ricky better get some podcasts on standby and a secret earpiece. Because next Sunday is right around the corner…
Since Paul is back to trusting his freshly-pregnancy-tested girlfriend, he and Karine head out to get their marriage paperwork filed. They must have at least a brain cell or two up on Nicole and Azan because the paperwork seems to be in order and – BONUS! – they can get married right there in the super depressing back room of the clerk’s office. WTF is that place?!?
Later on, Karine decides to make her next shrewd move: Pressuring Paul for a baby. You know, homegirl has been subjected to so many preggo tests at this point, it only seems fair that she actually get a baby out of this process. I guess? Paul is hesitant, but finally just says, “Uh, okay,” after Siri translates Karine’s airtight logic as to why they’re totally ready for a family. “If we do this together, we can make it work,” she says flatly, also ridiculously claiming that they’ll stop fighting if they have a baby. GROAN.
Even though Paul’s mom is dumbfounded at the idea of Paul getting married to a real live human in Brazil AND contemplating baby-making <dry heave>, Paul is convinced he’s doing the right thing. Of course, Paul is also convinced that talking about starting a family VIA A TRANSLATION APP is also appropriate.
Karine tells us in her interview that she really wants this baby for insurance purposes, though. As in, if Paul goes back to the U.S. without her, he’s more likely to come back if she’s knocked up. Hmm. Karine may not be the innocent mugging-by-machete-victim we once thought she was, huh? Paul also wonders exactly what he’s getting into as he piles Karine’s 4,000 stuffed animals in the corner of their apartment and contemplates why this chick just sleeps all day and plays with unicorns all night.
You guys, what are we gonna do with Ricky? This dude is just too pathetic for words. After meeting Melissa for a total of 12 minutes the night before, Ricky wakes up in Colombia refreshed and excited about spending the day with the love of his life. Un problema: Melissa blows him off with the excuse that she’s got lots of other Johns to meet “school work to do,” so she won’t be able to make it. SHOCKER.
Destroyed, Ricky calls his friend, Carlos, back home to complain/gloat about his “romantic” dinner and derailed mission. Apparently, he thought Melissa was going in for a kiss the night before as they parted ways, but Ricky – gentlemen that he fancies himself to be – turned his cheek. Video playback doesn’t seem to gel with Ricky’s theory that Melissa was coming on to him, but Ricky doesn’t have this video as proof. He only has his brain, which I think we can all agree isn’t exactly his secret weapon.
After Carlos openly laughs his ass off at him, Ricky does what any resilient buffoon would do under similar circumstances. He suits up in full camouflage, ties a jaunty scarf to his head, and straps on his fanny pack of destiny. He shall explore the city on his own!
Looking like a rejected Rambo as he wanders the streets, stopping to buy portraits of himself in tourist traps and eating street food on curbs (OH MY GOD CAN THIS GET ANY MORE DEPRESSING/HILARIOUS?!?), Ricky endlessly texts Melissa selfies throughout the day. “Wishing you were here,” says Ricky as he poses next to a stranger by a fountain. “Having fun! Come meet me!” he begs, sending Melissa a photo of him downing a baguette. Make. It. Stop. Someone needs to put this guy out of his misery! OMG, how is this camera crew holding it together as they trail Ricky around on his pathetic quest?
Melissa, of course, never shows – nor even replies to any of Ricky’s desperate messages. Thus, he’s left looking out over the city lights as night falls, contemplating wearing a sign around his neck that reads “What has two thumbs and just got scammed out of $10k? THIS GUY!”
Ricky, my man! Ricky, PLEASE lose that number.
In the UK, Rachel, Jon, and baby Lucy are settling into family life…in Mother Jon’s spare bedroom. Rachel reports that their first “intimate time” together was magical, and Jon reports that…blank stare. He has no words. Words are hard. In any case, he lived through it and is ready to take Rachel and Lucy to meet his sister, Abigail (Abby).
Abby tells us that Jon’s always been a player, and she can’t even keep up with the constant string of women he’s dating. So she’s shocked that her brother would suddenly pledge his undying devotion to a stranger he met on a karaoke app, and become an insta-daddy to her baby. Nevertheless, Abby is cordial when hosting the trio in her home, mildly side-eying Jon as he claims he’s always been the “commitment type” of guy, so this is no different.
It’s back home that reality starts to set in when Rachel brings up the “daddy” issue explicitly. She tells Jon that Lucy will be talking soon, and she’d like her to call Jon “daddy.” If he could blink in this moment, I guess he would, but his freaked out stare says it all. He doesn’t think it’s appropriate to have this child think of him as her real father, considering her actual father is still out there. It’s confusing, and it’s wrong.
Rachel looks like she’s been gut-punched, obviously expecting Jon to jump at the chance to claim the title of father. He insists that he loves Lucy no matter what, though (and for all of his crazy-eyes-ness, he does seem very sweet with her – bathing her, rocking her, bonding with her since she arrived). Shouldn’t that be enough for now? he wonders.
Rachel doesn’t think so. And apparently baby Lucy is on team #JonDaddy too because the next thing we hear is her babbling something that sounds very much like “Dada” as Rachel smirks and looks at Jon with a knowing grin. Okay, you two. WHAT IS THE REAL STORY HERE?!?
After a raucous night of fighting Angela off of the mattress like a WWE middleweight, Michael’s ready to introduce his fair maiden to his mother. Prepare thyself! It’s going to be a sh*tshow. Angela is nervous about going to Michael’s small village, a place where no white woman has traveled before without foundation. Michael is scared about his family’s reaction to his new grandmafriend, who he lovingly describes as “manly.”
When they arrive, Angela is overwhelmed but warmly greeted by Mother Michael – even if the gift she brought along isn’t acceptable. Hmm. I guess Mother Michael isn’t thrilled with that bedazzled Lord’s Prayer purse after all? Proof that even in a remote village of Nigeria, people have better fashion sense than Angela.
But hey – it’s time for karmic payback for that hideous purse, because Angela is getting snails for lunch! She’s a “cheeseburger and fries kind of gal” but takes a bite of the dish anyway so as not to offend. And guys, what happens next can only be described as UNWATCHABLE by most human standards. Snail in mouth, Angela asks Michael to kiss her, then to TAKE the snail into his own mouth so she doesn’t have to swallow it. Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!
–I must pause here to ask: Are you okay after witnessing that scene? Did everyone survive without spontaneous vomiting/eye bleaching? Roll call! (Remember to comfort one another in our mutual trauma. This travesty can never be unseen…)–
After lunch, Michael introduces Angela to his AMAZING friends – who really should be featured in every scene. They are cordial, if not a bit shocked by the real life grandmother before them who Michael plans to wed. If nothing else, they have their friend’s back, explaining to Angela that yes, Michael would get arrested if he had photos of her on his phone. But now that she’s in the country, he can have a few. Thus, Angela demands a photo be uploaded to his phone immediately.
May I humbly suggest the following….
Later on, Michael takes Angela shopping at an outdoor bazaar. He wants her to find some beautiful traditional Nigerian garb, but Angela’s attention is derailed by the carton of Marlboros she spots at one stand. “I need a cigarette!” she growls, coughing up the dough to buy them. Michael is horrified, but quickly realizes that messing with Angela at this moment is akin to coming between Gollum and The Ring. Essentially, this broad will cut a b*tch.
Michael hopes Angela will at least try on a few Nigerian dresses before leaving the market, but she admits to him that she’s shy about looking at them in public because she’s “a bit bigger.” Michael’s like, Oh! I’ll translate that for you, no problem! And here’s what comes out of his mouth to the shop attendant: “It looks embarrassing to her because she’s fat.”
MY. GOD. Nothing can calm Angela down at this point, she is so incensed about Michael’s public slam. She doesn’t see it as a language barrier issue; she sees it as Michael hating her body. And there’s nothing Michael can do to redeem himself, short of immediately sitting down on the curb to smoke that entire carton of cigs with her whilst wearing the Lord’s Prayer purse on his shoulder and chewing on a snail. Frankly, that might not even cut it.
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TELL US: IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR ANGELA & MICHAEL? WILL RICKY GIVE UP & GO BACK HOME? IS JON READY TO BE A FATHER? WILL TARIK BE SPEAKING IN TONGUES BY NEXT WEEK?
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