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Tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City is one that Andy Cohen has been buzzing about because pretty much everyone at Dorinda’s house in the Berkshires loses their shit at some point or another throughout the night.
We know that Bethenny Frankel finally has enough and goes off on Luann de Lesseps over her love life, accusing her of sleeping with everyone. Ramona Singer goes off on Luann for breaking girl code when it comes to Tom because Ramona was dating him, too.
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At some point Luann and Ramona hang out in the kitchen, mean girl’ing over Dorinda’s birthday cake while Lu wonders why she’s there at all. And then Dorinda goes crazy on ALL of them for behaving like a-holes after all she did to try to make it a nice weekend for them (including not inviting Sonja so everyone would have a good time). Sonja’s going to enjoy watching this trainwreck tonight, no doubt.
Andy previously shared about tonight’s epic episode,“The entire thing takes place over two and a half hours at Dorinda’s house in the Berkshires. It’s like a one act play, it’s like a drawing room comedy, with some blood. Like a couple murders, basically. You may need hours to dissect next week’s episode. Bethenny dismembers Luann, basically, within the first six minutes of the show in a way that I’ve never seen.” But he says with all the drama and insanity, it’s still funny as only RHONY can be in the midst of drama.
Bravo’s official synopsis of tonight: “The holiday spirit hits a rough patch of ice at Dorinda’s Berkshires holiday party, when tensions between Luann and Bethenny reach explosive levels. Ramona gets wrapped up in the chaos and accuses Luann of breaking the girl code. As Luann attempts to defend herself, Dorinda has an epic meltdown of her own. Meanwhile, Jules’ first weekend away with the ladies takes a turn as she is confronted with a family emergency.”
Reality Tea will be live-Tweeting the madness, so tune in tonight at 9/8C and join us on Twitter or here in the comments!
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In a turn of events that will surprise absolutely no one on this planet (literally, not one. Single. Person.), Kris Jenner someone has decided to capitalize on the awkwardness that arises when one’s son proposes to his pregnant girlfriend who also has a baby with said son’s teenage sister’s rapper (now ex) boyfriend.
Seriously, if you didn’t see this one coming, you may want to consult a ophthalmologist. That’s right–after peacing out on his family’s show Keeping up with the Kardashians, Rob Kardashian has reappeared this season. And no, that’s not the news to which I’m referring. On the heels of this triumphant return to reality television, Rob and his fiance Blac Chyna have also garnered their own little series. Shocking, I know!
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E! News is reporting that it will be airing a six episode docu-series which will likely premiere in the fall. Each one hour installment will follow the couple from their engagement to the birth of their first child. Of course it will! Working title? Why, what else? Rob & Blac Chyna! So creative. Hold on to your hats because you are going to flip when you hear which companies are producing this masterpiece. It’s none other than the dynamic duo of Ryan Seacrest Productions and Bunim/Murray Productions. Where have I heard those names before? Oh wait…
The network’s Executive Vice-President of Original Programming & Development reminds viewers, “Very few love stories have created as much pop culture buzz as Rob and Chyna’s, and we are thrilled to see Rob in such a happy place. We are excited to share the next chapter in their relationship.”
While Rob’s recurrence on KUWTK is laced with drama due to his stained relationships with sisters Kim (a former bestie of Chyna) and Kylie Jenner (who was dating Chyna’s ex Tyga during filming), the spin-off won’t focus on negativity. An insider tells the site, “Blac Chyna and Kim are slowly rebuilding their friendship. They do hangout without Rob and talk about all different things,” adding, “The family is happy to see how bright Rob is and that’s what they care about. Blac and Rob are so excited to have their baby! Rob is making sure Chyna takes it easy and does not over do it.”
I for one, can’t wait. Rob has been my favorite Kardashian since he compared Kim to the psychopath in Gone Girl. And really…those of you who are even the least bit astounded by this news need to head to an eye doctor. Stat.
TELL US – ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TWO, HOW SHOCKED ARE YOU BY THIS NEWS?
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Cynthia Bailey spent her Memorial Day Weekend in Puerto Rico to support LGBT Pride and attend their annual Arts & Culture Music Festival. Obviously Peter Thomas was not by her side. Cynthia recently admitted they’ve been separated for months – luckily there were hotties aplenty to occupy her time and wear her Cynthia Bailey Eyewear.
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star also held a Cynthia Bailey Eyewear truck show while in Puerto Rico, and was honored with a modeling award.
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In between all the biiizness going on, Cynthia managed to hang out out with several of celebrities while looking fabulous in a black bikini. It turns out that a little less Peter does a body, bank account, and soul good!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK PETER AND CYNTHIA WILL GET BACK TOGETHER?
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Jessica Parido has been pretty much the only storyline for Mike Shouhed this season on Shahs of Sunset, well not counting that shoe venture he may or may not having going… Despite being the one cheated who was cheated on, the cast is having a field day throwing nasty digs at Jessica over her decision to divorce Mike and move on from their hot mess of a marriage. And this week on social media the nastiness continued.
Mercedes “MJ” Javid threw a shot at Jessica, Tweeting “I’m not going lie. If certain people decided to go str8 from a husband to another man for a range rover.. Who am i to judge. #getThatCarHun.” Jealousy is an ugly thing, y’all. Sorry, MJ, I don’t care if Jessica walked out Mike’s door and found this new guy on the curb 13 seconds later. That marriage was over the minute Mike’s penis didn’t stay put.
Jessica responded to MJ’s hate, “Just stop. I bought my own damn car and everything else I own.” Adding, “You must have felt lonely I didn’t mention your name on my Twitter in over a week. Give it up, go pick on someone ur own size. I know ur life is boring as fk and u need someone to talk about at the reunion so u can continue, I’m flattered boo.”
Reza and the crew have been saying that Jessica hopped right from Mike to her new guy – only for what the new guy was buying her. Reza even dissed her during a recent appearance on WWHL, remarking that while poor Mike was trying to work on their marriage, Jessica had already moved on. “He was trying to get her back while she was getting a Rolls Royce and a Rolex and Chanel.” And??
RELATED: REZA CALLS JESSICA A HATEFUL BITCH
Speaking of Mike, it seems that he and MJ are still on the outs and a small possibility he and Jessica are on better terms. He Tweeted (and Jessica re-Tweeted) “Why the fxck u named after an exotic car company whn you as cheap as a domestic? Maybe if u were called Ford, u Focus on ur own life #Wisdom.”
Seriously, the maturity level and the laughable ‘loyalty’ with this cast is deplorable.
And speaking of deplorable Shahs cast members, Funky Dineva claims that Reza Farahan tried to file for bankruptcy on the down low, according to one of his sources who allegedly spied Reza in court this week. No words.
TELL US – IS MJ JEALOUS OF JESSICA? DO YOU THINK REZA IS A BROKE ASS POSER?
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Homeland just got some major news: The Showtime drama is switching seasons, moving from the fall to January, where it will take Shameless' time slot. The seventh season of Shameless will debut...
Fatal Attraction, Lethal Weapon, The Notebook...what do these properties have in common? They were all hit movies that had TV series versions in the works. Only Lethal Weapon has a cast and a spot...
For a franchise called The Real Housewives, it sure is getting harder and harder to find a star who you can actually refer to as, you know, a wife. When we first calculated these numbers back in...
Grab the whiskey and prepare to celebrate--Outlander will be back for a third and fourth season! Starz announced today that the epic romance of Claire (Caitriona Balfe) and Jamie Fraser...
Brace yourselves, the Chad-ageddon is here. In just two episodes, The Bachelorette's new baddie Chad Johnson has secured himself a spot in the franchise's elite group of all-time...
Meredith Grey isn't going anywhere. Ellen Pompeo has signed a new contract to keep her in the starring role on Grey's Anatomy for the ABC hit's 13th season, a rep for the...
"Who better to spend Hump Day with than Anderson Cooper?" Kelly Ripa asked Wednesday on Live! With Kelly. Who indeed. Or any day, many would argue. The 48-year-old CNN...
Get ready to keep up with even more Kardashians! E! is excited to announce the new six-episode docu-series Rob & Chyna (working title), which will follow the whirlwind romance of Rob...It’s a baby boy for Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney. The Teen Mom OG couple welcomed their son, Maverick Reed, yesterday.
Maci announced the news via Twitter: “Mr. Maverick Reed has officially made his debut and completed our family. So much love, so many blessings!”
Maverick was born at 12:35 p.m. and weighed 7 lbs, 11 oz. He joins big brother Bentley Cadence, Maci‘s seven-year-old son with Ryan, and big sister Jayde Carter, who just celebrated her first birthday on May 29th.
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About the name, Maci shared, “Maverick was actually one of our boy name choices when we were pregnant with Jayde before we knew it was a girl. Reed is a family name for both our families.”
Maci, 24, revealed she was pregnant with baby #3 on Valentine’s Day.
This pregnancy came as a huge shock to Maci – who ironically has yet to find her way to itsyoursexlife.com. Teen Mom fans were also shocked because Maci was seen drinking alcohol on the last season of Teen Mom OG when she was already (albeit secretly) pregnant.
Maci and Taylor videotaped a birth announcement for MTV shortly after the birth. (Fun Fact: Maverick shares a birthday Farrah Abraham.) Maci and Taylor are set to be married October 8th.
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When she wasn’t berating children on the dance floor, Abby Lee Miller was allegedly committing bankruptcy fraud! Last year Abby was indicted, and if convicted is subject to a $5 million dollar fine plus up to five years in prison.
The Dance Moms star has asked for repeated delays in the case as she travels back and forth between Pittsburgh and L.A. to manage her dance studios and reality shows. Last week Abby requested another extension – her sixth! – for pretrial motions. However, sources report that this latest extension may be the result of Abby negotiating a plea deal with the U.S. Attorney’s office!
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Deadline reports terms of the plea deal will likely result in Abby receiving a large fine, but avoiding jail time in favor of probation. Obviously this would mean pleading guilty – Abby has insisted she never intentionally hid assets, blaming accountants and book keepers for the errors and the show.
In March the presiding judge granted Abby what was supposed to be her final extension, which came coupled with a lecture that sounds like it should come from Abby herself about wasting time and the courts losing patience. Last week Abby’s attorneys still requested motions be pushed back until June 30th. Depending on what’s brewing with a potential plea deal behind the scenes, the judge may be motivated to grant the extension and avoid going forward towards a trial.
The government uncovered more than $755,000 in undeclared assets in Abby’s bankruptcy filing. The judge’s suspicions arose while, ironically, seeing Abby on Dance Moms and realizing earnings from the show weren’t reported in the assets. Interestingly Abby attempted to withdraw her bankruptcy and repay her debts the old fashioned way, but it was too late.
Moving on, Nia Frazier has had a rocky ride on Dance Moms, but with Maddie Ziegler gone she’s finally coming into her own.
Nia is currently filming a movie, but can’t give away any details just yet! “Filming right now is really fun,” she shares. “It’s actually not that hard, because you’re acting while you’re dancing, so it helps to be a dancer because you can bring that to acting and those emotions into words.”
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In addition, to filming Dance Moms season 6, Nia is continuing her music career, plus adding voice and acting lessons to her roster. However, Nia insists that despite her insane schedule, she still makes time for her friendships with Maddie, and other co-stars.
“We text each other every single day. Even on our days off we see each other,” Nia tells Bustle, in fact she was at JoJo Silwa‘s birthday bash that very day. Which was a total PR event filled with reporters, paparazzi, and promotional products. Sounds so… authentic.
Exactly when do these girls find time to, you know, enjoy life as a teenager?
TELL US – WILL ABBY TAKE A PLEA DEAL IN HER BANKRUPTCY CASE? WILL YOU WATCH NIA’S MOVIE?
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It's officially summer! OK, so summer doesn't technically start until June 22, but it's the first day of June, so it's basically time to break out the flip flops and...
Agent Carter may be down, but she's certainly not out for the count if Hayley Atwell has her way. ABC canceled the Marvel series after two seasons, but fans are hoping the adventures of the...Sydney Holland, the very recent ex of Viacom and CBS mogul Sumner Redstone, apparently wants to reinvent herself by becoming a cast member on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Well – that’s one way to get out of your mega famous’ billionaire ex’s shadow! Move over Yolanda Foster there’s a new mega-accomplished gold digger in the 90210!
Sources say that Sydney officially pitched herself to Bravo producers by creating a “sizzle reel.” Oh dear… do we think Sydney’s reel featured her dining with Giggy at PUMP? Or possibly attended a Lyme IV drip with Yolanda? Or shopped Kaftans at Mumus By MeanieMcMessiniessToo? Or perhaps – oh, perhaps! – patting a puss in Erika Jayne‘s empowered panty chapel?!
(If any of this happened, I need to see all of it in the Secrets Revealed episode.)
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So who is Sydney?
Sydney dated billionaire Sumner Redstone (and much MUCH older man – he’s 93, so take that Erika!) for 5 years, and they split last fall. Hilariously, Millionaire Matchmaker and Bravolebrity Patti Stanger set them up in 2010!!! Obviously it wasn’t on Patti’s millionaire-less reality show, but it goes to illustrate that her real business is legit!
While they were together Sydney, 44, used the millions Sumner donated to her to become something of a real estate mogul herself by buying and investing in several properties. More than that she became, according to sources, an “influential person” in his life and established herself as indispensable – his team even tried to convince her to be reinstated as his health care proxy after their split. However, earlier last month Variety reported that Sumner’s lawyers are planning to sue Sydney and other of Sumner’s exes on claims of elder abuse in an attempt to recover over $150 million in cash and gifts he handed over to the women.
Sumner and Sydney split when she was caught allegedly having an affair with an actor, by using a private jet to fly and back and forth to Arizona for trysts. That little black box on the plane… busting people every time!
I have to say – if this is true there is NO WAY Bravo will turn Sydney down on sheer A-List cred alone. The score would be beyond massive huge!
It’s not clear what connection – if any – Sydney may have to the existing cast, but The Hollywood Reporter says Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna, Erika, Yolanda, and Kyle Richards are all slated to return next season. Which means that Eileen Davidson and Kathryn Edwards are either out, or in the ‘maybe’ pile at this point.
Obviously Bravo hasn’t commented on the possibility of Sydney joining RHOBH. It’s clear, however, by the way this story has exploded in legit press (not tabloid savoire) that Sydney’s team is putting it out there to gauge reaction and further entice Bravo.
I cannot even imagine what Sydney’s tagline will be but oh lawdy I cannot wait! And yes, obviously, I am so into her being cast!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK SYDNEY SHOULD BE ON RHOBH?!
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Emilia Clarke is a star on one of the biggest shows on TV these days, but she's too busy fangirling over Matt LeBlanc to notice. Both LeBlanc and Clarke appeared on The Graham Norton...
Team Dean fans, you better sit down for this. Gilmore Girls veteran and Supernatural star Jared Padalecki dropped some details about his return to Stars Hollow for Gilmore Girls: A Year in the...After last week’s poetry slam (party of one), lovesick Danny Zureikat is on strike 2 of 3 with Captain Mark Howard, not to mention everyone else. Not ready to “go be a Walmart greeter,” just yet as Captain Mark suggested, Danny figures he’ll stick around and try to screw up his life a little more! Thus begins another week of Below Deck Mediterranean, A Young Man’s Journey Toward A Restraining Order. But first! A possible beat down on the high seas, courtesy of deckhand Bobby Giancola? Yes, please!
Last seen, Tiffany Copeland was getting her drunken hookup on with Bryan Kattenburg. At the same time, Ben Robinson (who secretly likes Tiffany) was trying to squirm out of Hannah Ferrier’s cringe-inducing clutches. Just as Ben made his escape, he was faced with another conundrum when he walked into Bryan’s bunk only to witness the Tiffany/Bryan hookup in full swing! I don’t know about you, but I AM LOVING THIS!
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After Ben initially reacts, um, not so gentlemanly to seeing his beloved Tiffany in the arms of Bryan the Toolbox, he rethinks things later. The next morning Bryan and Tiffany continue their flirt as Ben apologizes for tossing them out of the room the night before. He admits he overreacted, but if anyone’s going to get it on with Tiffany, it’s going to be him!
Captain Mark briefs Hannah, Ben, and Bryan on the new charter guests – millionaire business partners from Oklahoma who Hannah will have to throw a hoedown for. Outside, Danny is warned to watch his step on this next trip. He’s on thin ice. Bryan then tries to whip his team into action by assigning them menial prep tasks, which Danny sees as penance for his bad behavior. Uh, no. That’s called YOUR JOB.
Hay bales? Yes, hay bales are delivered to the boat for the country themed dance party later on. Danny takes a moment to lay all over them, which is strike 100,000,000 for Bobby, who has literally zero patience with this clown. He’s got endless patience for Julia D’Albert Pusey though, who doesn’t even know what hay bales are, because she’s cute and has a fun accent. #Priorities
Hannah snarks that she’s only experienced in serving the elite in the south of France, but Tiffany seems like a country bumpkin. So Tiffany will be her go-to girl for the hoedown. Hmm. I’ll see your GED and raise you Tiffany’s marine biology degree, Hannah. But whatever! Tiffany is a good sport about it. But when Hannah mandates that they’ll all be wearing Daisy Dukes for their hoedown uniform, Julia is all, ThanksButNoThanks! She may be forced to though.
The guests arrive, the tour is taken, and the Ionian Princess is ready to head out to sea. Bobby is pissed at the mess of ropes that Danny’s left behind, and we can see his anger building with each small Danny annoyance into a Perfect Storm. Inside, Julia is letting Bobby flirt with her because he’s “like a brother.” Not sure Bobby is catching this drift.
As the crew gets the boat anchored, Danny decides he’ll chat it up with the primary guest, telling him his tale of woe. He got in trouble with the Tilted Kilt girls. A single tear drips down my cheek over Danny’s sad story. While he shares his story of shame and pooh-etry, Danny’s unresponsiveness to Bryan’s radio summons is not boding well. Meanwhile, Jen Riservato is working like mad, carrying jet skis up and down steps. All while Bryan panders to her: “You got it? You SURE!?” Her annoyance is palpable, and justified.
Beach party! No one on crew likes to hear these words because it means transporting a trillion items from boat to beach, then back again. Everyone is pitching in and, since Danny is actually attempting to do work now, he decides to call out Bobby as “lazy.” Okaaay. Bobby’s like, “WHAT!? You want to give ME a lecture about TEAMWORK!?” Nah, brah. (Is Danny possibly the least self aware person ever to grace our screens? Next to Sonja Morgan, of course!)
Bobby can’t believe what he’s hearing. Out at the tender, Bobby tries to school Danny about knowing what teamwork is before spouting off about it. But Danny, man-boy that he is, doesn’t know when to sit down and shut up. He keeps whining, “I’m working my ass off!” like a petulant child. He tells Bobby to give him constructive criticism, not yell at him, if he wants to get his point across. Bobby, irate now, finally says he HAS to yell at Danny like a child because he IS a child! Danny then strikes below the belt, both literally and figuratively.
“Man, you got your tampon up your p***y right now!” snarks Danny. And that’s it. Bobby pops up, towering over Danny, looking like he wants to beat him hard with a buoy. Bryan, who’s been conveniently ignoring this little tiff (probably hoping Bobby can manage his staff better than he can), finally steps in, pulling Danny back then chastising him for pushing Bobby. “What are you thinking, Daniel?” This is the question on everyone’s mind, no? And the title of the children’s book about to come out that teaches 4-year olds how to make “Good Choices.”
Bobby demands, “Get off this boat, boy!” to Danny, after which Bryan does indeed kick him off. Will he be sent to his room again!? No, but he can’t come to the beach party. He needs a time out. Jen climbs aboard the tender to fill in.
Because the worst crew member knows Ben will always take the underdog’s side (WHY Ben, WHY!!!??), Danny pulls him aside to complain. After Danny tells his version of events, Ben advises him to stroke Bobby’s ego a bit, especially because he let everyone down last charter by being an unhinged hormone crazed teenager. Danny appreciates Ben’s advice. It’s constructive criticism, Danny style!
As Jen and Julia host the guests on the beach for lunch, Tiffany is trying to fix a broken dryer fuse back on board. When she radios Hannah about the fuse, Hannah gets immediately annoyed, sniping back that she needs to just “stop mucking around and do your job!” Tiffany, who did not cut up limes or lemons earlier this morning for cocktail service is paying a heavy price for it right now. But Hannah just sees her as inept.
After the beach lunch is cleaned up and the guests are back on board, Bryan decides not to fill Captain Mark in on the Danny/Bobby drama because, in his words, “That’s weaksauce, and I’m not about weaksauce.” No, Bryan is more along the lines of #wacksauce in terms of his management acumen. But I think he knows this already. He postures with the guys that they need to make things right. So Bobby and Danny apologize to one another, then Danny ruins it by laughing and reiterating his earlier threat that “A big tree will fall hard.” Bobby shakes hands with Danny, but doesn’t have a doubt in his mind that Danny will screw up his own life in the end. It’s just a matter of time before this dumb ass sinks the entire ship.
Inside, Hannah’s annoyance with Tiffany is building over the list not being completed. So she does what any mature manager would do – she complains about it to her other stew, Julia! Hannah’s anger causes her to break a glass tray right in half. Then she runs screaming toward Tiffany and slices her head off with it. Kidding! But homegirl is definitely unraveling.
Ben needs some extra help in the galley, so he calls Danny boy down to be his sous chef. He also claims to want Danny to be in a “safe place” so he sees himself rescuing him in some demented way. Bobby is just thrilled to have Danny out of his hair.
In a stew turn of events, Tiffany is taking charge with setting the scene for the guests’ hoedown, which Julia praises. But of course, Hannah does not. Hannah’s too busy agreeing to force the crew to join a dance party with the guests later, for which the primary will award a measly $200 to the winner. But the Daisy Dukes will be worn for free! As the stews squeeze into their getups for the night, Julia quips that this might be among the top 10 most ridiculous things she’s ever done. (I wonder what would be on Danny’s list?)
Ben thinks Hannah looks “ridiculously hot” in her Dukes, while Bobby ogles Julia from afar. For his part, Danny wisely keeps his eye on the slaw he’s fryin’. Head down, young man. Head DOWN! The hay is spread, the drinks are served, and so is dinner. Ben’s Asian inspired dishes wow the guests, despite their departure from the country theme.
Dance party! Growing up, Bobby’s parents owned a dance studio, so he claims to have some sweet moves. Besides the Running Man my husband busts out at weddings and some lame hot tub twerking, I’m not seeing the #MadSkillz though. No matter, for Hannah is next, and she works the railing like she’s working the pole. Her moves earn her the big cash prize, while Julia eschews the entire dance contest altogether, claiming she’s here to serve guests, not perform like a monkey for their amusement. PREACH!
As the crew head to bed, a handful of charter guests climb in the hot tub for some after party…sex? Ewwwwww. As the drunken phrases, “I love boobies! I want to suck on your boobies!” and “What happens in Greece stays in Greece!” sound from the hot tub, Danny decides it’s a good time to check in on the guests. While they’re naked in the tub. Oh, Danny. You is not smart, you is not important. You is a MORON.
Down in the galley, Hannah sees Danny crawl down from the hot tub scene and is incredulous about his amazing lack of boundaries. “He’s like dumb and dumber in one person,” laments Hannah, who can frankly not believe Danny is pushing it after crossing every conceivable crew/guest boundary on the last charter. Ben butts in that Hannah doesn’t need to “ream the guy out” in this way, which is asinine commentary. Danny needs to be reamed out repeatedly, then fired. Hannah takes Ben’s backing of Danny as a personal insult. And she tells him so later. Ben just doesn’t get it.
The next morning, Ben debriefs with Danny about the “threesome” that Hannah said was going down last night, which Danny denies. Yeah, sure, they were all butt naked (and weren’t there four of them, not three?), but it was all cool man! As the guests eat their breakfast of shame, Julia fills Tiffany in on the madness. Then Julia goes to wake Hannah up, who’s still steamed about Ben taking “the junior deckhand’s” side over hers. Bryan also catches wind of Danny’s bizarre behavior, but can’t address it until later.
Back in the galley, Ben tries to mend fences with Hannah, but she shuts him down. “Let’s talk about it after,” she snaps. Translation: I Hate You For Rejecting Me.
But Hannah does have to face a discussion with Danny, who pulls her aside to defend himself. He was just being friendly to butt ass naked people! He’s doing it for the tip! It would have been rude to walk away! Hannah slows down her speech so that Danny can understand her in preschool-appropriate language. “It’s. Not. Professional,” she seethes before walking away. Perhaps a picture book is needed here? Or a felt board with cartoon body parts? It’s okay to chat with the guests when this (points to elbow) is showing, but not this (points to nipple). See, Danny? Good boy!
Tip meeting! Captain Mark, blissfully unaware of the drama among his crew, calls this the best charter ever! “Nothing happened on this charter that was negative!” he cheers. Hannah thinks this is a smart move, leaving the children to fight among themselves. True dat. The crew are just happy about their good tip: $20K.
So, they head out to celebrate! Nothing could go wrong, right? Until Danny – oh this is RICH – actually complains to Bryan that he’s under appreciated on the crew. Smoking his cig, Bryan refrains from stabbing it into Danny’s delusional eyes as he stops him in his tracks.
Bryan tells Danny his boundary crossing with guests is insane and totally detracts from the 5-star service they’re trying to offer. He then drunkenly threatens Danny that he will from this day forth be all over his butt like a cheap suit. “You have to take a piss? You ask ME!” he slurs. “You’re gonna work for ME!” Oh, the rage is strong in this one. But will Danny listen to threats? He hasn’t so far.
TELL US: DID DANNY CROSS THE LINE AGAIN? IS HANNAH RIGHT TO BE UPSET WITH BEN? CAN BRYAN MANAGE CREW – OR DANNY?
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Kathryn Dennis has been the star of Southern Charm since it debuted three years ago, much to the chagrin of a few of her co-stars. Today she took a few minutes to chat with Amy Phillips on her Reality Checked radio show about everything from how she was cast on the show (and wound up the center of most storylines) to what really went down between her and Whitney Sudler-Smith and what her current status is with Thomas Ravenel.
Amy started off by asking Kathryn the question that the “haters” ask the most: why she needs Thomas to support her when she comes from a wealthy family. Kathryn shared, “He needs to support me because we have two children together. Not only that, I put my whole life on hold when I met him. I left college, I was three years in at USC. He told me we were going to have children and I wouldn’t have to worry about anything and then he totally off the grid. He hasn’t called me, helped our kids, seen our kids in months. He hasn’t given me money, so that’s why I am asking for his help and support.”
On how Kathryn got on the show, “I was working in politics in college and one of the bloggers that covered the sizzle reel about Southern Charm knew Thomas and had reached out to me because he’d written a few stories about me and he asked ‘there’s this show coming out and it sounds like you, are you on it?’ and he told me to get in touch with his friend Thomas because he thinks I’d be really great on TV and that’s how I met Thomas.” She says she then did a Skype interview with Whitney and another producer and then she met a few of them when they came to town and then everything snowballed from there.
Kathryn says she didn’t know anyone at all before the show started filming. “I was so nervous going into that pool party and left knowing everyone.” She says it was Whitney’s pool party but she went alone and then she did later attend another pool party with Whitney at Jenna’s house. (the one where she went with Whitney but left with Thomas)
Was it love at first sight with Thomas? She’s not sure. “I don’t know. I think it was that I saw stability in him. He seemed like this business man who was strong and everything I wasn’t out of college – I was kind of a Landon back then.” She says she didn’t know of Thomas beforehand – she knew of the Ravenel bridge and then general name was familiar but, “I didn’t know Thomas was a playboy and infamously known.”
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How does her past with Whitney and the fact that he’s a producer affect her job on the show? “It’s definitely put a lot of stress on the situation between he and I because he feels like this is HIS show, kind of. He created this whole idea and I came in and corrupted it, so it definitely made it awkward. It seems like he’s more bothered by it than I am. I don’t know, I can see them and film with them and I’m perfectly fine. I don’t LIKE them, but I’ll live.”
What did Whitney want the show to be if he thinks Kathryn corrupted it? “I think he wanted some Downton Abbey proper type of something, but he doesn’t realize this is not a documentary, it’s reality. He wants to control every little detail.” She adds, “I think he wanted it to be drama-filled but he wanted it like Thomas was going to be the Playboy type and dating around the first season and I kind of came in and took his wing man away from him. And he’s butt hurt about that.”
Does she think Whitney was in love with her? “He was definitely saying things that would allude to that idea, yeah. But I think it was just a guy trying to woo me and say all the right things. ‘I could see myself marrying you, you’re such a great girl, you shouldn’t be with Thomas’. He is completely lying when he says it was nothing more than a one night stand, a moment of weakness. No, he pursued me for quite a while.”
She says Whitney was messaging her wanting to hang out (before the show even started) and take her shopping and give her a makeover. She then went shopping with him and a friend of hers for shoes for Patricia and said he’d bring her back to the fancy shoe store when they were alone. She says he wanted to buy her a lot of stuff but didn’t want her friend to see it.
It doesn’t make Kathryn mad that Whitney is denying these things on the show. “I know the truth and he knows the truth. He’s the only one who looks like an idiot when I watch that stuff.”
What made Kathryn decide to stop hiding the Whitney stuff after three seasons? She says that she decided to be a little more forthcoming about it and not protect Whitney anymore. “I didn’t like Whitney trying to turn Thomas and I against each other based on a lie. Especially when I could easily come clean.”
On Thomas Tweeting and deleting random things about her, she thinks he gets drunk and confused about what he Tweeted.
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On JD wanting Thomas to get a paternity test, Kathryn says they had already determined paternity when she was 8 weeks along. “There’s some type of new science – we had the tests sent off to a lab in Delaware and they gave us the results early.” She says Thomas knew already when they were shooting that scene that he was the dad. “I was like, really?, he’s going to put another smear on our son’s life already?”
Are they speaking now? “We don’t communicate at all. He hasn’t seen the kids since February. We have no relationship.”
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