Viewers like me are crotchet hooked on this NBC knit-work television competition hosted by Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman.
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Are all yacht crews dramatic or do the reality TV cameras just elevate the situation? It just seems like there is always something brewing between the Below Deck Mediterranean cast members and it’s not just dealing with demanding charter guests.
Everyone thinks they are the HBIC on this boat and has no qualms exerting their (perceived) authority over others. And then there’s the romances. The sea isn’t the only thing that’s rocky. The relationships on this show are so up and down.
There’s a new episode of Below Deck Mediterranean tonight at 9PM on Bravo. According to the episode description, there is even more relationship drama in store.
In the least surprising news ever, “Hannah [Ferrier] and Conrad’s [Empson] relationship hits a tipping point.” Hasn’t that already happened this season? 954948487 times over. And then there’s the Joao Franco, Brooke Laughton, and Kasey Cohen love triangle which has been brewing all season. Joao finally “chose” to be with Brooke, but it hasn’t been smooth sailing for the two of them. Yes, I can’t resist a boat-related play on words.
According to the episode description, “Joao finds himself in hot water with Brooke when he gets called out for flirting.” Is he flirting with Kasey? Or mixing it up and turning this love triangle into a love square?
And of course, the crew members still bicker with each other over their job-related tasks: “Hannah confronts Kasey and Brooke about the hierarchy of the interior. The primary charter guest asks the crew to participate in a trust exercise involving arrows that leaves everyone concerned for their safety. Adam [Glick] not cooking for the crew finally comes to a head.” There is always so much happening on this show.
And then there’s this vague tease: “Colin [Macy-O’Toole] gets a surprise visit that leaves him in tears.” Are these happy tears or sad tears?
TELL US- WILL HANNAH & CONRAD’S RELATIONSHIP LAST? ARE BROOKE & JOAO A GOOD MATCH?
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For the most part, Vicki Gunvalson stayed out of the drama during the last episode of Real Housewives of Orange County… and that’s why the episode was pretty boring. Love her or hate her, Vicki-centered conflict is (almost) always entertaining.
Instead, we were subjected to Kelly Dodd’s awkward did with that milkman, Emily Simpson and Gina Kirschenheiter’s non-argument about the poker party aftermath, and David Beador trying to screw over Shannon Beador and their three kids out of child support payments.
Vicki reflected on the last episode in a Bravo blog post. She admitted, “Watching the emotions and the stress that Shannon was going through at this time was hard for me. It brought back memories of when Donn and I were divorcing and the financial and emotional stress it causes on everyone.”
The OG of the OC continued, “I’m sure some of you have experienced this and can relate to the emotions that go into play when dividing assets, custody, and belongings that were built together for 17 years. The fact that David was ordered to pay Shannon $30,000/month means that guy is making a lot of money, and absolutely Shannon is entitled to a portion of it.” And so are her children.
Vicki remarked, “I was surprised to hear that David did not retain an attorney and have to believe by now he has. It’s an expensive process and one that can be very costly and lengthy if settlements do not happen quickly. The attorneys end up taking a huge portion of those assets if the divorce takes a long time. My heart goes out to her and the girls as they go through this.” Especially in the public eye. Doesn’t David just want to resolve the drama quickly and quietly?
And then Vicki shaded her loyal-friend-turned-enemy Kelly’s date. She wrote, “Did anyone find Kelly’s lunch date with the ‘milkman’ awkward? He looked like he just rolled out of bed and was not the classy man I thought he would have been. She previously spoke so highly of him, but after seeing him on this week’s episode, what does she see in him?”
Then Vicki went from insulting Kelly’s companion to insulting Kelly herself: “I do however, think the ‘milkman’ had some pretty interesting advice when he said Kelly needed to tone her personality down a notch or she would be single for a long time. Kelly is and has been quick to fly off the handle versus calmly handling conflict. Seems to me like they have had some conflict of their own for him to be saying to her what he did.”
Then Vicki “I don’t want to be involved” Gunvalson decided to take Emily’s husband Shane Simpson’s side in his dispute with Gina. she wrote, “I really have no idea what happened after I left Emily’s home the night of the poker party, but I do know that Gina was extremely loud the entire night. I think she was a bit ‘overserved’ and also think she was trying too hard to fit into our group of friends. I don’t know what happened when it came to Shane telling her to lower her voice and stop using profanity, but I have to side with Shane on this one.” So much for staying out of a conflict that doesn’t involve her…. Then again, that is the whole premise of this show.
Vicki continued, “It had to have been past 11pm and with three small kids sleeping upstairs, I’m sure he felt it was time for her to go home. I also don’t think it’s any of our business to discuss it or comment negatively against Shane, because none of us were there. But…my gut says Shane had every right to be upset.” Who cares? This is such a non-issue. How is this the biggest fight of the season? It happened off camera with a new Housewife and another new Housewife’s husband. We need more. The viewers need more.
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Season 3 of Real Housewives of Potomac has come to a close. The final reunion episode has aired and in reflection we all have Karen Huger to thank for driving the biggest story lines of the season. Sure, they all ended up getting a little messy here and there, but it was Karen’s shady finances and delusional clap backs about her wealth that just kept me coming back to this show every Sunday night.
Then Karen couldn’t help breaking down during the reunion when she was asked about her father who just passed away. This woman was giving us premium shade all season and some compelling realness during the reunion. Love her or hate her, Karen Huger is Real Housewives of Potomac.
Karen discussed Part 1 of the Season 3 reunion in a Bravo blog post. Before getting to the serious stuff, she addressed her always epic banter with Ashley Darby. They both always rise to the occasion when they go back and forth and it always makes for great television.
Karen wrote, “My relationship with Ashley has always been strained and never close. Unfortunately, her recent attacks on my family and others in our friendship circle has proven her to be a very dangerous person. Ashley continuously attacks the reputation and livelihood of her friends without verification of facts. Ashley has a reputation for taking what someone has told her – not anything she has personally witnessed – and regurgitating tall tales and fables as though they were TRUTH.”
Is it really surprising that Ashley stirred the pot this season? After all, her Season 3 tagline was “You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting.”
Karen wrote, “Ashley has done this repeatedly without compassion or pause; never caring about the pain and suffering she is inflicting on others. The nonstop barrage of personal attacks for no reason is unacceptable.”
Then she warned, “My advice to anyone that chooses to hang out with Ashley one on one is- DON’T. Always bring a friend with you because you will need backup to be your witness with this one.” A witness or a reality TV camera crew to record the entire encounter.
Then Karen addressed her relationship with Gizelle Bryant and it was just all sorts of confusing. It starts on a positive note, but there are a lot of ups and downs from that point on.
Karen declared, “When I say we were good friends, that’s putting it lightly, I truly enjoyed her company. Back in the day she was fun, happy and a joy to be around. However, Gizelle’s recent comments, interviews, and blogs pertaining to me have proven to me she is not a very good friend, quite possibly not a friend at all. Gizelle has shown me that she is a person who delights in kicking others when she thinks they are down. Her actions/comments scream that of a very insecure hurt individual who will strike out at her friends to deflect from the pain of her reality.” But what about the part when Gizelle ran back stage to comfort Karen while she was crying?
Karen shared, “I’d just buried my Dad on Thursday and I was there the following Tuesday. It was important not just for me, but for my family that I be there. I was on a mission, I carried the responsibility of setting the record straight and revealing a few of the ladies for spreading lies. My emotions were raw and I was grieving. When Andy [Cohen] mentioned my Dad a floodgate of emotion ran through me and I had to let it out. I was numb.”
She continued, “No one could have told me that Gizelle would be the one to try and comfort me at that time. I was so overwhelmed at that moment that I honestly did not know it was Gizelle in my dressing room. Based on Gizelle’s cruel treatment towards me and my family over the past year, I continue to question her sincerity. Why was she there, was her concern genuine or did Gizelle have other motives? I like to believe that the Gizelle I once knew is back. For now that question mark remains. Only time will tell.” Maybe her Part 2 blog will have a more positive conclusion? Or these two will still continue to have a super confusing friendship during Season 4.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK ASHLEY IS A “DANGEROUS PERSON”? WAS GIZELLE SINCERE WHEN SHE COMFORTED KAREN DURING THE REUNION?
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If you're staring at this screen before you, open up the gallery window and let the photos illuminate the words that you could not find: It's time to get reacquainted with The Hills...
Last night’s MTV Video Music Awards brought out a slew of reality stars. Teen Mom stars Kailyn Lowry and Catelynn Lowell were on the pink carpet, as well as former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham. It was apparently bring your kid to the VMAs night because Farrah, Spencer Pratt and others were spotted with their young kids in tow. Also seen at the awards show: Kylie Jenner, Blac Chyna, Snooki and Jwoww and more!
I bet this was awkward! Former Real Housewives of Atlanta co-stars Kandi Burruss and Phaedra Parks attended the same event this weekend. The former friends were photographed at “The Bonfyre” listening party in Atlanta. Also spotted: former RHOA star Lisa Wu and also Rasheeda and Kirk Frost.
Check out these and more reality star sightings in the gallery below! And tell us who wins best and worst dressed at the VMAs.
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It was only a matter of time before Meghan Markle’s thirsty dehydrated half-sister Samantha and her father Thomas ended up on a reality TV show. These two have been (allegedly!) collecting paychecks for staged photos and interviews ever since the world started obsessing over Meghan’s every move.
Now there are reports that our very own Bravo is in talks with the Duchess’ estranged relatives to do a reality TV show. I cannot imagine my best friend in my head Andy Cohen signing off on this, but even if he doesn’t some network is going to give these two thirst monsters a platform to talk shit about Meghan share their side of the story.
According to an article from the Mirror, Samantha is “in negotiations” for their own “fly-on-the-wall” reality TV series. Supposedly Bravo offered Samantha a “bumper pay deal” for a reality TV show and the executives are “are desperate” to get the dad “on board.”
Really? If anyone is desperate, it’s not Bravo. There is plenty of premium content on that network. If anyone is desperate it’s Meghan’s half-sister and father. I’m just waiting for Andy to squash this rumor via tweet in 3… 2…. 1…
TELL US- WOULD YOU WATCH A REALITY TV SHOW STARING MEGHAN MARKLE’S FATHER AND HALF-SISTER?
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For the most part, we had a quiet day. The Big Brother 20 houseguests enjoyed a relaxing Monday after a very eventful weekend. The day began with this week’s Big Brother 20 Power of Veto ceremony. Scottie Salton gave a speech as promised. But he made Sam Bledsoe the focus of it. Of course, the speech did not work, Kaycee Clark went on the block instead of Sam.
As the day continued, of course Scottie continued to let things marinate in his mind. He grew anger at Faysal Shafaat, and wanted to get some kind of revenge. He didn’t plan to campaign too much because he didn’t see a way out of this week’s eviction. He just hoped there would be some sort of Battle Back that would bring him back to the Big Brother 20 house.
At one point, Scottie believed that Faysal had to be the one flipping the votes, because that would be the only explanation for him targeting Scottie. He couldn’t decide if Faysal was a secret genius or a complete idiot. Scottie told other houseguests that he wanted to ask Haleigh Broucher something today. Depending on her answer, he would cause some chaos. We’re in for a slightly petty, crazy Scottie this week. Well, if you’re going to go out, why not go out with a bang.
The Scottie nomination continued to cause tension for Faysal and Haleigh as they spent a good chunk of the evening arguing about whether Haleigh would give Scottie her vote. She stated over and over again that she wouldn’t, but Faysal just wanted to make sure that she knew they would have problems if she did do it. Flashforward to Thursday, and we will probably see JC Mounduix cast a hinky vote to frame on Haleigh,
Tyler Crispen and Angela Rummans also both admitted to find each other attractive. JC and others are starting to worry about the blossoming showmance. JC told Tyler if he found out Angela and Tyler were a thing, he’d put them both on the block for eviction.
Sam turned her strange meter up today as she went on a three hour silent strike to protest the cruelty of the Big Brother 20 game. She also spent the night being weird and having some alone camera time. She entered the Diary room while everyone else was asleep. She did end up returning from it.
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It feels like the fans have been asking for a reboot of The Hills forever and now it is FINALLY happening. There’s no word on who will return for the show or what it is even going to be about at this point, but I will watch every single episode whether I like it or not.
Are they going to re-open Les Deux Nightclub and turn it into a daycare facility for their adorable children? Do all of the cast members even live near each other? There are so many logistical questions, but I don’t even truly care about whether or not this show actually makes sense, but I am so here for it.
The announcement was made during last night’s MTV Video Music Awards. The show will be rebranded as The Hills: New Beginnings. According to an article from People it “will reunite original cast members, alongside their children, friends and returning favorites, and follow their personal and professional lives while living in Los Angeles.” So I guess they all do live in LA, or at least they will “live” in Los Angeles when they film this show.
It’s not sure who has signed on to film, but Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby, Frankie Delgado, Stephanie Pratt, and even Spencer and Heidi’s baby Gunner were all at the VMA’s. With that said, it’s safe to assume that they’re all on board to film the reboot, but there are still some major names missing from that list.
What about Brody Jenner? Is he down for the reboot? Will Kristin Cavallari come back even though she already has her own reality TV show on the E! Network? And what about the woman who started it all: Lauren Conrad? This show was built around her and she was the initial narrator. She has launched a successful lifestyle brand and doesn’t really “need” to be on this show unlike some people, but does she want to be a part of it? Most likely not, but a girl can dream. How amazing would it be to get the whole group back together arguing in a club and talking shit in between bites of salad at lunch?
The Hills: New Beginnings is expected to premiere in 2019, which should mean that they will start filming soon. Hopefully, we will have some answers about the cast members for the reboot ASAP.
TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT THE HILLS REBOOT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING? WILL YOU WATCH THE SHOW? WHO DO YOU THINK WILL RETURN FOR THE REBOOT?
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Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was a lesson in marital “How Don’ts.” An exhibit of the worst kinds of marriages and men: The exes of Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador, the Davids, the Simons, And now the Shane’s… Oh my! Emily Simpson may have joined this show thinking her quirkily unconventional G-Chat love story was a modern day romance of surrogacy and women who earn equally to men, but one wrong outburst and the house of Hallmark cards came crumbling down on national TV. Shane should’ve known better than to join this show; after all, he hates loud women.
While some of us (ahem, David) think Shannon is too much to handle, she is just getting started. Which means launching a low-fat food business on QVC so we can all continue on the “weight journey” with her. If eating like Shannon gives you Shannon’s life, I’ll stick to eating cookies!
Shannon invites Tamra, Emily, and Kelly Dodd over to witness her do a photoshoot for the packaging of her new TV dinner collection. Instead of Farm-to-table, it’s TV-to-Freezer! I just kept wanting this to be like the time Sonja Morgan enlisted Heather Thomson‘s help to launch her fantasy toaster oven with headless naked men and period dramas. Unfortunately, the most exciting thing that happened at Shannon’s shoot was Tamra, a one-wheeled, one-heeled wonder, cruising in on a scooter bearing a “Mas Tequilas” license plate. Why do I have a vision that in 20 years Tamra will be rolling into the casino; swapping this scooter for a rascal?
Of course, Shannon frets that the photos make it look like her gut is hanging over her down-sized quartz countertops. It’s not just a weight journey, it’s a food journey! If she can drag all of us along it’s like having a million diet buddies. Which is better than one Tamra. Shannon’s goal is for the next time a man says “WOOOOW” when she takes her shirt off – just for a different reason. Self-esteem isn’t easy to come by, though, when David is sending her verbally abusive, hateful texts calling her a fat, lazy, and entitled, all while refusing to hire an attorney to avoid settling preliminary spousal support.
Since David endured “17 years of hell” being married to Shannon, he apparently believes he’s paid enough spousal support. So, that vow renewal… was that the year David had a temporary lobotomy? Emily, who is trying to emerge as the sanguine voice of reason – a non-uppity, entitled anathema to Heather Dubrow‘s elitist manner’s police, but a sane presence all the same – describes divorce as people are at their emotional worst. Oh, honey, I have news for you-you’re wrong. Real Housewives reunions (or trips) is when people are at their emotional worst!
I don’t understand why Shannon didn’t serve her food for lunch. Why else have her ‘friends’ over during the photo shoot promoting her food company if not to promote the food! Maybe they were actually celebrating national blow job day. Except I feel like Kelly is the only one who will rise to that occasion. Shannon probably doesn’t know what a BJ is or David told her it’s when you lick guacamole off your finger while sitting in a hot tub, and Eddie’s heart can’t handle it so Tamra is off the hook. Plus Tamra shouldn’t risk anymore naked gymnastics. Shane probably doesn’t celebrate holidays because he’s bad at fun, or his hybrid cult-igion doesn’t allow it.
Since La Croix makes Housewives confessional Emily shares that Shane yelled at Gina Kirschenheiter for being unruly at the poker night, and he demanded that Emily “get this chick” out of his house. Tamra is obviously overjoyed by this impending drama. Shane is crass and obnoxious. He was HOSTING. A. PARTY. Not a bar exam study group. I don’t like Gina. I find her and her one weird gray nail beyond tiresome, but Shane has no business screaming over the banister at her like she’s some wayward kid who refuses to go to bed. This red flags him as the new David… especially when Emily shares that Gina wanted to apologize buy days later Shane is still too pissed to accept. Duuuuude.
Vicki Gunvalson is hard at work celebrating national blow job day drinking fireballs after deciding she’s qualified to host a radio dating show. ‘VD: Vicki Dates’ will never take off, though, because the only advice Vicki offers is to give your man more blow jobs and all your problems will go away. With ideas like this, it’s sort of amazing that she wound up with Brooks. It matters not that Michael and Steve are both in the room. Vicki is actually supposed to be recording a commercial for the new national franchise of Coto Insurance, but all Vicki’s roads lead to filling love tanks. Let’s just hope she doesn’t believe financial problems are also solved with blow jobs.
The Real Housewives live in a perpetual state of girl’s night out and girls fight out, which means everyone is meeting for drinks at some weird bar. Since Gina and Emily have potential drama to exploit they ride together.
Gina refuses to let “petty shit” ruin drinks so plans on squashing whatever issues exist with Shane. Shane, who she’s never even officially met, that is. “You do not wanna go into a group of women who alllllll have strong opinions, and bring your shit into there,” she explains. Still, however civilly, per the Bravo contract Gina and Emily gotta iron out the differences of opinion! With weird 80’s Made-For-TV music playing in the background (huh Bravo?) they hair-flip off in the limo, but this potential round withered like a d–k without a blowjob.
Even after Gina heard from Tamra that Emily is spreading stories about how she plans to apologize to Shane for disturbing the peace in his home! Even after Gina declared SHE wants (and deserves) an apology from Shane who, despite being married to a party planner, doesn’t know how to host a party. Still no fight. Shane is an ass, and Kelly is correct – if my husband screamed at my friends I’d go Full-Scale Kelly Dodd psycho on him too. It’s wrong. What’s even more wrong is Emily’s choosing marriage bonds over girl code. She will not do well in this arena, although, as Kelly recognizes, it might be why Emily is still married.
Vicki and Kelly, now friends again (yay!), are shocked by Shane’s behavior and Emily’s permissiveness. They decide he just doesn’t understand fun because he’s Mormon. Obviously, they don’t trust people who don’t drink. I mean, Vicki breathes Fireball at business meetings and when Kelly gets a vitamin drip it’s actually filled with wine, because duh – grapes are healthy! “It’s hard enough being married,” sighs Kelly, one needs alcohol to cope.
Most of the women look superb at this drinks meet-up. Kelly is rocking a Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego hat and glasses combo, which was chic and mysterious. Tamra has this killer ponytail styled like an Arabian Stallions tail at a dressage show. Julius Michael you have outdone yourself! Emily’s bouffant blow-out was fantastic. Even Vicki had a great leather jacket.
We are granted a reprieve from Shane because Tamra and Vicki surprised Shannon by hiring a matchmaker to give her the shove she needs to start dating again.
As ‘Bravo fabricated’ as it is, hiring a matchmaker is probably a prudent course of action because Shannon would get all confused on Tinder and swipe right when she meant left, then wind up ordering an Uber to transport a Russian hooker name Sergi, masquerading as a personal trainer specializing in the kegel dimension, over to casa de depression divorcee. Archie would end up in therapy and David would sue for custody of the Italian leather sectional citing emotional distress, which Shannon paying a portion of upkeep support. So yes, April, the matchmaker, was a wise choice – Shannon shall not be left to her own devices, even if she erroneously believes that dating services are for people who can’t find someone on their own. Oh, Shannon, that is so 1992! Get with the times.
Of course, April just so happened to be ‘waiting in the wings’ of the bar to launch into Operation Save Shannon (From Herself) immediately.
It’s interesting seeing the disparate journeys Kelly and Shannon’s singleness is taking. For instance who Kelly describes as the ideal date for Shannon: hot, rich, very sexually active, oh and also in love with her (this came last on her list). That is what Kelly wants for herself! Kelly is dating a bunch of nameless, faceless hotties titled The Milkman, The Lawyer, The Doctor who fulfill her physically but don’t demand any deeper emotional attachment. It’s because Michael was co-dependent, overbearing, and never wanted to have fun. Meanwhile, Shannon is afraid to start dating but craving a connection. She tells the matchmaker she won’t just randomly make out with a guy from a bar. David was distant – psychically, sexually, and emotionally – and Shannon is looking to be loved.
Emily leaves drinks early and gives Shane being home with all three kids as an excuse. Maybe she was actually trying to catch the matchmaker!? As soon as Emily’s back is turned the ladies all launch on Gina about what really happened after poker night. Did Shane turn into a gorilla and swing down from the banister before throwing her out on the lawn. Did he hoot and holler and kick up a fuss? Did he break his Mormonism to drop an F-Bomb. We could only hope!
Gina says Emily was actually embarrassed and apologized for Shane “being a dick.” Which is not how she made it seem to the other women. Emily’s marriage is doomed. She has subjected herself to the wolf den and now Shane, for better or worse, is being lumped into a psychotic husband pit alongside David and Simon. Shane’s approach is his undoing – like Gina said, if he had just come downstairs to explain that he had to get the kids to bed and asked them to quiet down, no one would’ve been scandalized (Except Tamra). Gina is willing to give Shane another chance – maybe we all should? Nah… we’re here to judge and judge harshly the sins of other’s paramours to detract from our own. Shane has icky hair and shuns alcohol – clearly, he is a bad influence.
Tamra is firmly in our camp – she leaps to suggesting that Emily is in a bad marriage and mentions it to Vicki while they’re having their eyebrows permanently tattooed. “Friendship brows,” Tamra dubs them. Tamra also has opinions about Gina’s marriage – like where is this husband and why doesn’t Gina have his face on a milk carton, because she has no idea where in LA he even lives all while her kids have morphed into wild animals. Gina admits she’s never even seen his apartment. That is weird and highly suspicious. LA is basically ONE HOUR AWAY.
If you thought being compared to David or Simon was bad, wait until Gina gets a load of Vicki comparing her marriage to the doubts she ignored about Brooks. Vicki admits she’d have nanny cams “cemented to the wall” all over that apartment. Emily and Gina certainly have some “bizarre” marriages.
We finally meet “The Milkman,” whose actual name is Frank, and he is actually a milkman in NYC! He is also hot and wearing shorts that give him the male version of cameltoe. He also has very defined calf muscles, which would probably give Eddie heart palpitations of jealousy. Frank and Kelly are essentially bi-coastal friends with benefits, with Frank also doubling as her therapist. And she could listen to him lackadaisically recite a list of his favorite Mexican food all day.
On the day of court Shannon lies in bed with Archie until it’s time to leave, but her bad feelings turned out to be justified. Afterwards, Shannon calls Tamra in tears. David was ordered to pay Shannon $30,000 PER MONTH (!!!) and after court adjourned he confronted Shannon in the hallway forcing Shannon’s attorney to scream for the bailiff. Shannon blames David’s anger on a desire to continue controlling her and the money. Shannon is not over him – she is still defending David and trying to appease him. Like deciding the awarded support was too high and asking the judge to lower it after his outburst! They agreed to David paying $22,500/month, because that’s bare minimum what Shannon needs to maintain her lifestyle. That poky little house? Her girl’s nights? Where is this money going?! Frozen food?
Tamra was a good friend here. A supportive listener, who asked the right amount of questions and the right ones. It was a contrast to the usual shit-stirring glee Tamra exhibits when she senses a friend in peril.
TELL US – SHOULD WE GIVE SHANE ANOTHER CHANCE? IS SHANNON READY TO DATE?
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