Monday, December 12, 2016
The Voice: Who Should Win Season 11?
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The First Glimpse at Bruno Mars' Carpool Karaoke Is Here
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Monday Roundup – Link Love, What’s On TV Tonight And Open Chat
The Golden Globe nominations are out and included a few shockers – Dlisted
Kim Zolciak’s new children’s shoe line costs how much?? – Babyrazzi
I mean, I’ll take anyone over Tobey Maguire any day of the week, but do we really need this at all? – Dlisted
Is Gwyneth engaged already? – Celebitchy
The latest LHHNY tea – Starcasm
What’d you think of the Walking Dead mid-season finale? – Celeb Dirty Laundry
8 PM EST –
The Great Christmas Light Fight (ABC)
The Voice (NBC)
Guy’s Grocery Games (Food Network)
Love & Hip Hop (VH1)
9 PM EST –
Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)
Cake Wars (Food Network)
Teen Mom OG (MTV) – special
Love & Hip Hop (VH1)
10 PM EST –
Timber Creek Lodge (Bravo)
Teen Mom 2 (MTV) – special “Weekend at Corey’s”
America’s Next Top Model (VH1) – premiere
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Sting and Trudie Styler
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'The Bachelor' Nick Viall's 30 bachelorette entrances -- See all the gorgeous gowns and crazy first impressions! (PHOTOS)
See photos of the Night 1 arrivals of all 30 of The Bachelor star Nick Viall's 30 bachelorettes, including their beautiful dresses and crazy entrances -- especially the 18th arrival!
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Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowski enjoy tropical getaway in the Bahamas
Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowski enjoyed a tropical getaway over the weekend.
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Kylie Jenner dresses as Christina Aguilera for the singer's birthday
Kylie Jenner dressed as Christina Aguilera for the singer's birthday bash over the weekend.
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Mariah Carey shares selfie with Beyonce, announces 2017 tour with Lionel Richie
Divas collided on Sunday when Mariah Carey shared on social media an epic selfie with none other than Beyonce.
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'America's Next Top Model' host Rita Ora: The girls are multi-talented monsters, Tyra Banks warned me about one thing
America's Next Top Model host Rita Ora has opened up about how VH1's revamped season will differ from seasons past.
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'The Bachelor' Nick Viall's 30 bachelorette entrances -- See all the gorgeous gowns and crazy first impressions (PHOTOS)
See photos of the Night 1 arrivals of all 30 of The Bachelor star Nick Viall's 30 bachelorettes, including their beautiful dresses and strange entrances -- especially the zany 18th arrival!
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Mandy Moore Learned About Her This Is Us Golden Globe Nod From Milo Ventimiglia & It's the Cutest Thing Ever
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Tom Schwartz Calls This Season Of Vanderpump Rules A “Beautiful Disaster;” Stassi Schroeder Says Show Isn’t Supposed To Be About Lala Kent
Booze, fools, tons of disasters – if that doesn’t perfectly describe Vanderpump Rules, I don’t know what does. Sadly, all that mess came about because Tom Schwartz decided to unwisely hook his malfunctioning penis to the wheel that’s Katie Maloney and everything spun very far out of control.
“It was a disaster. It was a beautiful mess. That’s how I describe this season, a beautiful disaster,” Tom warns. “It’s a blur in retrospect, but a lot happens.” Jax Taylor agrees, adding, “There’s some crazy stuff that happens.”
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“You will see us at our absolute worst and best,” adds Tom. All of the good, the bad, and the ugly was fully on display at Tom and Katie’s joint bachelor and bachelorette party in New Orleans.
“I don’t think we were sober for any of it,” admits Jax. “I still think we gotta redeem and have another bachelor party.” Hilariously, Tom whispers, “Don’t tell the girls.” Ummm… so sad.
“I know it is a happy ending, that is what helps me stay strong during my weak times,” Tom jokes. Poor Tom admits this season is “dark” and difficult to watch. “I just look at myself and I’m like that’s not me! Is that me? Sometimes it’s hard for me to look at myself and take responsibility for the things that I do.”
Switching gears to looking down the rabbit hole of his own future, Tom and Jax dished on Scheana Marie‘s surprise divorce from Shay. Unlike Shay’s friends who blame Scheana, the Vanderpump Rules crew is sticking by their girl. “It kind of took us all by surprise really,” Jax tells The Daily Mail. “It’s sad.”
“We’re looking out for her,” Tom adds. “She has a good support system. And so does Mike so it will be OK.” Oh, I think Mike will be more than OK. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
Katie and Stassi also share their opinions on Scheana’s divorce, the viewer’s reactions to their treatment of Lala Kent, and the upcoming wedding drama.
“I feel like people hate us,” Stassi complains. “I feel like people think we’re like the ultimate mean girls.” Well she’s perceptive – I’ll give her that!
RELATED – Kristen Doute Says Lala Deserves Meanness
“I think people are taking our loyalty, our sisterhood out of context,” says Katie. “It’s unfortunate, but we know that’s not the truth.”
According to Stassi, the Lala drama ruins the show because Vanderpump Rules is supposed to be all about her and her friends, and not about Lisa Vanderpump‘s restaurant. [It’s widely rumored by valid sources that the ‘vets’ conspired together to force Lala and James off the show for fear that they were getting ‘retired’ by a younger cast of people who actually work at SUR. Which NEEDS TO HAPPEN.)
“It’s honestly kind of annoying,” scoffs Stassi, “because I think what made our show so great was the fact that we’ve been this really tight close group of friends for so long – years before we ever had a show – and it’s like the diary of how our friendship works in this group, and then we have two randoms around.”
This show is supposed to be about SURVERS who actually work and have dramas at SUR, and not a more dysfunctional, less successful 30-something group of wannabe Friends characters, desperate to extend their 15 minutes of fame in a circle of narcissism. In their heyday, this group was great, but now they’ve passed their prime and it’s time for Lisa to insist they pass the torch. Well, in my opinion, which is clearly the right one.
RELATED – One Night In Lala Land – Lala Kent Gets Candid
Besides the Lala drama, the stress over wedding drama made it a difficult season for Katie to relive, despite the “happy ending.” Although ultimately she’s glad it was “immortalized” on camera.
“It’s a video diary of all the best moments of your life,” exclaims Stassi. “And a diary of all the bad times too,” Katie argues. “But you gotta take the good with the bad.”
“The lead up to their wedding is intense,” agrees Stassi. “And the boys are dramatic as F–K!”
“I think the boys cry more than the girls,” laughs Katie. “It’s a fairy tale ending, but it’s not all sunshine and roses on the way there.”
Stassi and Katie say Scheana is doing “remarkably well” since filing for divorce. “I’m really, really proud of her,” shares Stassi, but she co-signs that Scheana’s split from Mike was abrupt.
“I obviously think there’s a lot between them that we don’t know about,” says Katie, “but to us … we were definitely a little shocked.” But I thought y’all were such inseparable BFFs?!
TELL US – DOES LALA KENT RUIN VANDERPUMP RULES?
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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom divorce granted by judge
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are days away from finalizing their divorce.
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Blake Shelton joins Gwen Stefani and her sons on winter getaway
Blake Shelton joined Gwen Stefani and her sons on a winter getaway over the weekend.
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Former 'America's Next Top Model' judge Janice Dickinson marries Robert "Rocky" Gerner
Former America's Next Top Model judge Janice Dickinson is a married woman.
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Jennifer Lopez and Drake share smiling selfie on social media
Jennifer Lopez and Drake were all smiles on Saturday when they shared a selfie together on social media.
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Carrie Underwood documents skydiving adventure on social media -- "I didn't cry at all"
Carrie Underwood took to the skies on Saturday when she documented her skydiving adventure on social media while touring in Australia.
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Kylie Jenner holds Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's daughter
Kylie Jenner spent some quality time with Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's new daughter over the weekend.
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'America's Next Top Model' host Rita Ora: The girls are multitalented monsters, Tyra Banks warned me about one thing
America's Next Top Model host Rita Ora has opened up about how VH1's revamped season will differ from seasons past.
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'Flip or Flop' stars Tarek El Moussa and Christina El Moussa split, disclose "unfortunate misunderstanding" gun incident between Tarek and police
Flip or Flop stars Tarek El Moussa and Christina El Moussa have announced they are separating after seven years of marriage.
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Issa Rae on What Insecure Brings to the TV Table and Being a Newly Minted Golden Globe Nominee
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Lisa Rinna Has A Total Attitude Change And Decided No Matter What She’s Moving Forward With Lisa Vanderpump
Last season, Lisa Rinna sacrificed her friendship with Lisa Vanderpump, her popularity, and very possibly her sanity in a quest for the truth. She learned a hard lesson about the price of owning it in the process, but that, combined with the loss of her father, has inspired a shift in perspective. Of course, that does not mean Lisa is keeping her lips zipped, her comments to herself, or staying out of the drama… Thank God!
After losing her father, Lisa recognized “life is too short” for pettiness and was done fighting with Lisa Vanderpump once Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills started filming.
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“I was in a totally different mindset to be honest with you, and I think when you lose a parent it really changes you – it really puts everything into perspective, and so I was actually happy to see her,” Lisa claims, “because I have a long history with Lisa. We didn’t have a good year last year, obviously.”
“I’m not really the kind of person who holds grudges. I really just don’t,” Lisa elaborates. “Especially after losing my dad. Life is too short – it really is – I just wanna move on, and move through, and let go.”
Lisa also realized that even though RHOBH is technically real life, it’s ultimately a TV show, with the cast living two real lives simultaneously.
“Harry reminds me of this all the time – when I come home and I’m in the drama, he’ll say, ‘Lisa – it’s a TV show in the end.’ So it helps me to let it go. Others might hold on to it and take it a little more personally,” she explains. “I mean, it is personal, because you are dealing with personal things, so it’s a very hard line. It’s not an easy show to do. But in the end – three years into it – to me, it’s a TV show.”
Yet despite her best intentions Lisa is a magnet for drama. “Like I was kinda born to do this!” she jokes. “Like peanut butter to jelly!”
RELATED – Eden Has A Lot To Say About RHOBH And Herself
“This season goes so all over the place – you can’t make it up! It’s like having hard balls thrown at the back of your head, and you’re sitting there going ‘How do I deal with this right now?’ And you know – things fly out of my mouth, and I go, ‘I can’t believe I just said that!'” Lisa adds. “Sometimes, you just are in the heat of the moment, or I should say I am in the heat of the moment, and I’ll joke around and then people take it seriously.”
Although this season the lesson learned is, instead of fighting with old friends from before the cameras, Lisa is fighting with new girl Eden Sassoon instead. “It’s always great to have new blood. It brings about great new energy to play with and the girls are strong,” says Lisa of newbies Eden and Dorit Kemsley.
“You’ll have to watch… I think [Eden] does quite a good job, actually,” Lisa smirks.
Lisa and Eden became friends on the show, then they became not friends. All in the span of a few episodes! “Eden and I have a really interesting arc,” Lisa tells Access Hollywood. “I did not know her until the show. Of course I knew of her father, and Eden has a Pilates studio near where we live, so my daughters and I would like peek in, but I had never met Eden before.”
“I think everybody has their own perspective and their own reality,” Lisa continues, “and Eden’s reality is different than my reality, and I think you’re gonna see that play out.”
Lisa also had an issue with long-time pal Kyle Richards, but Lipsa says now they’re all good now. “I sent her an emoji of me with a zipper over my mouth,” she laughs. “We had the biggest laugh about it. That’s how you have to deal with this show if you can. Otherwise… [expletive bleeped out]. You cannot take this stuff seriously. Otherwise I’d be Yolanda on so much medication!”
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“I think these are really all great girls: they’re strong, they’re really smart, they’re fun,” Lisa declares, “You know, it’s a good group.”
Lisa claims to be done stalking social media. (We’ll see, Lips!) “This show brings about some pretty nasty comments. I do not look at it anymore. I learned my lesson.”
They warn all the new girls to avoid social media, as well, but no one can help themselves initially. “It’s like a drug,” Lisa admits.
Lisa’s daughters also no longer get upset over the comments directed at their mom. “Now they’re used to it. They’ve been through this for three years. They also see that all of the women that I work with are great women, and that it is a television show. It’s hard to put it in perspective, but because they’ve grown up in the business.”
TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE LIPSA IS A WHOLE NEW GAL? ARE YOU RELIEVED SHE AND LVP ARE GETTING ALONG AGAIN?
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Rob Kardashian and fiancee Blac Chyna set a wedding date and are still getting married!
Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna definitely still plan to tie the knot despite rumors the wedding is off.
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Why Your Favorite TV Show Didn't Get a 2017 Golden Globes Nomination
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Flip or Flop stars split, months after “an unfortunate misunderstanding” with guns and police
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'Flip or Flop' stars Tarek El Moussa and Christina El Moussa announce they've split, disclose "unfortunate misunderstanding" gun incident between Tarek and police
Flip or Flop stars Tarek El Moussa and Christina El Moussa have announced they are separating after seven years of marriage.
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Amber Rose and 'Dancing with the Stars' pro Val Chmerkovskiy step out holding hands during Los Angeles date night
Amber Rose and Val Chmerkovskiy's rumored romance appears to be heating up.
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Kenya Moore Says This Season Is The Most Honest She’s Ever Been; There’s No Excuse For Violence
I know that Kenya Moore is a polarizing cast member on Real Housewives of Atlanta and that I’m one of her few loyal fans, but all of the viewers have to admit that her story line this season is pretty scary.
Kenya‘s up and down relationship with Matt Jordan goes beyond making dramatic television. It is hard to know what to believe in their never-ending he said, she said drama, but at this point, it’s safe to say that we all want this relationship to stop and it seems like Kenya is finally over it. Before last night’s episode even aired, Kenya shared her thoughts on the saga between her and Matt. It seems like she is ready to put their tumultuous relationship behind her.
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A lot of people post long quotes on Instagram. Kenya took this up a notch by posting a Kenya Moore original quote to address the episode on which Matt yelled at her and destroyed part of Moore Manor.
The quote began, “No one will ever be able to lie on me again to save their own ass. Once you see it for yourself, the TRUTH is the only story.”
Obviously, this is all about Matt and is Kenya‘s way of trying to end all of the claims he has made against her. I mean, even if everything Matt says is true and Kenya is “fundamentally deceptive,” it still doesn’t justify the violence. And it just makes him look like a piece of shit on TV.
Kenya’s original quote also admitted, “I have been the most honest and raw this season than I have ever been,” which seems to be true since the Kenya of the past was all about making her life seem more fabulous than it actually was.
RELATED: Sheree Whitfield Wishes NeNe Leakes Was Still On RHOA
Or maybe she’s just trying to push a different story line this season, who the hell knows? I feel like I’m blinded by being one of the few Kenya fans, but I do believe she is being more truthful than she has been. Sure, I think she’s a button pusher and an instigator, but by NO MEANS does that ever justify Matt’s destructive behavior.
Kenya also shared a video clip of this week’s episode and she captioned it with inspirational quotes from Michelle Obama and NeNe Leakes. Yes, NeNe, who hasn’t always been a fan of Kenya’s in the past. Along with the preview Kenya wrote, “You can decide for yourself. ‘You can never win when you play dirty.’ – @neneleakes ‘When they go low we go high.’ – @michelleobama There is only one story and that is the truth.”
LOL at Kenya applying a quote from Michelle Obama from the election to an episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. That seems like a bit of a stretch but I get the point she’s trying to make here. At least I think so.
Let’s just hope that seeing this play out on television has finally given Kenya the push she needed to end this very toxic relationship and that everything she is spewing is in fact the truth.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK KENYA IS BEING TRUTHFUL THIS SEASON OR DO YOU THINK SHE MANIPULATES THE DRAMA WITH MATT FOR GOOD TV?
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Christian Slater on His Golden Globe Nomination, Live With Kelly Cohosting Gig and Mr. Robot's New Twists
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'Dancing with the Stars' pros and their significant others -- Who is dating or married to whom?! (PHOTOS)
Dancing with the Stars pro dancers are charming, sexy, and talented, so it's not a surprise viewers are curious about who is single or in a relationship with whom.
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Erika Girardi Gives Fans a Taste of Her New Single in This Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Sneak Peek
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Why Rachel Bloom Is Going into Her Second Golden Globe Nomination for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend With More Self-Confidence
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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: Enhanced Security
There was so much crazy on this episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Breaking up was in the air… and so was the awful stench of Mama Joyce‘s desperation. When is this show getting new producers?
After Phaedra Parks‘ office received a so-called bomb threat, she called in 10,000 Strong (The Nation Of Islam) for a little lesson in self defense without showing your slip. Everybody knows… actions speak louder than words, and your words should be killing them with kindness like a bee trapped in honey! Everybody also knows it’s better to be safe than sorry!
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I imagine Phaedra having holy water in a mace container and refashioning her prayer cloths and thong bikinis to strangle a would-be assassin, then marketing the whole enterprise as The Bomb Box with accompanying Self-Defend Your Phine Booty workout DVD. Because everybody knows that any man who tries to get in your holy water deserves a Phuneral By Phaedra (coffins for your sanity sold separately).
In all seriousness though, I need to discuss my obsession with Phaedra‘s brother! OMG – first of all I am in love with his old-fashioned beard and mustache. I must have more of him on RHOA and much less of Mama Joyce, who is more of a threat to Phaedra than poor Drama, who was only attempting to drop off a “bomb CD”, but suffering from mental health issues, he ended up in the wrong office where staff and authorities over-reacted.
Phaedra has been in contact with Homeland Security, as well as the Nation Of Islam, and vouches that Drama is good friend going through some stuff after being released from prison. Phaedra believes racial profiling played a role in the police being called, Drama being a black man in a white law office. I really can’t say, but I do definitely, absolutely, 100% agree with Phaedra taking the necessary precautions of both increased security for the time being and adding sensitivity training to managing any future high stress situations.
Slightly less stressful (shockingly) was Phaedra‘s visit with Apollo. They both agreed at the time that their primary focus is co-parenting successfully. Phaedra hopes that Apollo will finally sign those divorce documents so Jesus can bless her holy waters with a new man.
Poor Cynthia Bailey is all sad that her divorce isn’t the shiny, happy, fantasy made of bubbles, unicorns, and princes on white horses whisking her away to million-dollar lake homes. Keep watching The Notebook, girl! Instead Peter went on Wendy Williams to complain Cynthia “blindsided” him by filing for divorce.
Cynthia’s lawyer has finally been in touch with Peter and is confident things will be wrapped up fairly quickly. And a bonus: They’ll even get a Divorce Contract! Which is like a friendship contract, only it says Peter vows to always love Cynthia as a BFF, but like never, ever, ever try to get into her finances again. They’re tied shut with a bow.
I’m sure Cynthia’s mom and sister will be framing that divorce decree and hanging it over the mantle!
Speaking of divorce, what is up with this divorce attorney Mama Joyce paid a freebie to? It’s the same guy like 89 other cast members have used. I assume Bravo is keeping him on retainer? Even sleazier, if I recall this is Apollo‘s attorney, yet Mama Joyce is there to hypothetically pry into his divorce from Phaedra.
I suppose the question I should be asking is: What the f–k is up with Mama Joyce?! But we already know she’s a snake in a viper pit and operates as Kandi Burruss‘ own personal Dementor, going around trying to suck the magic out of Phaedra’s life. Mama Joyce thinks the internet makes her qualified to interpret Georgia law, and because she read Georgia will grant a divorce in 2 months if one of the parties is in prison, has decided Phaedra is absolutely lying about her divorce and is hiding something. So what if she is?
Wearing full disguise – as if a head scarf could hide that crocodile grin – Mama Joyce slithers into to Mr. Kessler’s office to posit some “hypothetical” questions about a “friend” and the man in prison she wants to divorce.
Was it me or did that attorney basically tell MJ she was wrong, but Mama Joyce’s Street U degree didn’t include a course on logic and reasoning. Or walking away with dignity. Other kinds of walking, yes, but not the that kind. After misinterpreting the information, MJ sat there grinning like the cat who got the canary while singing that she knows Phaedra is lying.
MJ should go back to focusing on how Todd is abusing Kandi’s money. The Old Lady Gang restaurant is hideously behind schedule because of the contractor Todd hired on recommendation from Peter, and now the liquor license application is about to expire before they can qualify for building inspection.
Kandi is fit to be tied, so she focuses on the food and arranges a tasting to preview the menu. I think she should have pulled a Kenya Moore and hosted the entire thing in the middle of the construction zone of a restaurant. So what if sawdust is toxic!
Instead, Kandi held the menu preview at a culinary school. All the ladies were ready to chow down on the southern classics. Except for Mama Joyce who plans to eat Phaedra as the main course. She’s so singularly focused, she doesn’t even react much when Sheree Whitfield reveals that Kenya mocked her hair. “You don’t want to come for me Ken-YAAAA,” rasps Mama Joyce, waving her witches finger. “No I don’t,” Kenya demurred.
Someone needs to slip some tranquilizer in Mama Joyce‘s Better Than Sex cake, either that, or she needs to get some sex cause the cake ain’t working. She is as crusty as this morning’s scrambled egg pan and just as annoying to deal with.
When Phaedra walks through the door – last – MJ pounces on her, pulling her aside for a heart-to-heart about the state of her marriage. She barely gets the words out before Kandi intervenes and begs Joyce, not here, not now. Mama Joyce is intent to squash Phaedra like a butter bean and drown her in slimy juices, because then she tries to say Drama told the press he was tired of Phaedra avoiding him and he wanted to bomb her ass. Phaedra shuts that down with the words “HOMELAND SECURITY.” Which needs to add MJ to its domestic terrorist watch list. Either that or Phaedra needs to get a restraining order.
Unfortunately, when Phaedra likens Drama‘s arrest to racial profiling, Kandi accuses Phaedra of being a liar because she hired a bodyguard after the threat, which proves she doesn’t believe Black Lives Matter. Um, well, clearly Phaedra needs SECURITY! since Mama Joyce is stalking her! Everybody knows… when dealing with mamas on moscato, one can never be too careful (Should Pastor Regina Belle pray for MJ’s soul? Or lost cause?).
Almost as Mama Joyceian bad about starting shady gossip over Red Solo Cups of sweet tea is Sheree. She decides everyone’s appetite hadn’t been ruined sufficiently, so OVER DESSERT (the injustice!), she mentions Block dating Porsha Williams way back when. Porsha isn’t exactly sure how long ago it was, but since there are 45 days in three weeks, it was probably like eons ago. She thinks…
Thankfully, Kandi and Porsha both artfully dodge the shade by focusing on the Bananas Foster. And thank Fod that food was so good because the rest of that lunch was bananas. Rotten Bananas.
Well on the bright side, Porsha is moving. In three weeks (or 45 days), she’s buying a bigger house for her future as Mrs. Porsha Stewart II. That’s right – Porsha and Almost-Sperm-Donor-Todd are officially dating and his last name also happens to be Stewart! Isn’t that like a bad omen? A jinx? Or maybe it’s better for Porsha who tends to get confused easily.
Right before Porsha tied the knot with Kordell, Todd emailed her to say she was marrying the wrong Stewart. Which is creepy, but apparently he’s touched with a sixth sense, or was consulting his Magic Hate Ball, because he turned out to be eerily accurate.
Porsha’s mom, whose brain is obscured by the massive cotton candy swath of Donald Trump comb over she calls hair, thinks Todd is soooo sweet, but Lauren, Porsha’s sister who got all the brains in that family, is creeped out. Imagine being the voice of reason in that family! Poor Lauren!
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Well, Porsha‘s relationship is less screwed up than Kenya‘s, so there’s that! Oooooh boy does Kenya have some issues with Matt. First of all, I’m sick of her weird dogs. I hate their names and that they’re always around with her cooing over them annoys me.
I’m also sick of Matt and I’m not even pretend dating him. After Kenya begged him to fly back to ATL from LA so they could figure out their relationship in person, he showed up at 2 AM, drunk. Then he huffed, and he puffed, and he kicked the garage window in.
Now Matt’s behavior is reprehensible, but I’m not so impressed with that window, or the security at Moore Manor either! I mean, Kenya is living down there in a ditch about 1,000 miles from civilization and the Una-bomber and whatever was haunting the Blair Woods are probably her nearest neighbors, yet she’s got garage windows that break like stunt glass? Girl… call Phaedra and her 10,000 Strong!
Instead, Kenya calls Cynthia, who is all you need to get away from Matt now! After Matt broke a window, Kenya broke the fourth wall and started bawling to the producer about how much she loves Matt but as a mere “regular guy” he’s too immature to handle the fabulous twirl of success that spirals around Kenya in an orbit of fabulosity. Kenya also admits to treating Matt really badly (how?!) in the beginning of their relationship and that’s why he doesn’t trust her (what happened?!).
After a crying bout, Kenya calls Matt from her cracked iPhone screen (did he kick that in too?) and begs him to come back over to talk. She tells him the RHOA crew is about to leave, but when he shows up and realizes he’s being filmed, he won’t get out of the car. Kenya starts screaming and bawling in the driveway about the dysfunctional state of their relationship, but she still wants to try and make it work if he’ll let her. (?!)
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Matt, in turn, accuses Kenya of verbally abusing and manipulating him, and constantly poking at him disrespectfully and then blaming him when he finally blows up. She implies he was physically abusive and that she could have called the cops numerous times, but was protecting him.
Matt finally comes to the realization that this relationship is toxic and he drives away. Well, actually he fled, squealing through the ditch surrounding Kenya‘s manor. She has enough raw sewage in her life that she should fill in that moat for security. Or at the very least she doesn’t need more sewage in the form of Matt.
TELL US – SHOULD KENYA GIVE MATT ANOTHER CHANCE? DOES PHAEDRA NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST MAMA JOYCE?
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Dorinda Medley Threatens To Shut Down Open Bar At A Charity Event When People Weren’t Donating Enough
Unlike some of the other hoity toity ladies in the Real Housewives of New York clique, Dorinda Medley is not afraid to pop off. I mean, we all remember her “I made it nice” rant during the trip to her Berkshires house last season. If Dorinda is displeased, she has no qualms letting everyone know. And this time she threatened to really hit them where it hurts: the open bar.
The Real Housewives seem to be always doing one of two things: drinking all the time or talking about one of their cast members for drinking all the time. So if Dorinda (someone that we all know loves a good turn up here and there) threatens to shut down the open bar at a charity event, you know the situation is serious.
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Judge me if you want, but I follow Dorinda on all forms of social media, so when I saw her posting about the Beauty for Freedom benefit and bragging about the housewives in attendance, I just assumed the event was a major success. That may actually be the case, but it took a lot to get there.
According to Page Six, Dorinda, who helped organize the night, said that she was going to close the open bar if the attendees didn’t bid more. Damn. That’s actually a good idea and I’m surprised I haven’t heard about people pulling this tactic more often.
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Dorinda pretty much confirmed the report when she posted a screen shot of the article on Instagram. A supposed “spy” at the event confirmed to Page Six, “Luckily, the threat worked and party goers pulled out their credit cards for the cause.”
Based on Dorinda’s social media and the Page Six article itself, the whole RHONY squad was there, so this incident is most likely going to be a part of the show since they are filming now. I can’t wait to see this mess. The women on these shows are always bragging about how rich they are, so it’ll be nice to see who really puts her money where her mouth, err, empty glass is.
TELL US – WAS IT A SMART IDEA FOR DORINDA TO THREATEN THE OPEN BAR?
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