Tuesday, March 8, 2016
‘BBB 16’: Adélia rebate acusações do ex: ‘Isso é farsa de vagabundo’
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Brentwood? Simi Valley?! This O.J. Simpson Trial Cheat Sheet Will Help Connect the Dots
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The People v. O.J. Simpson Puts the Spotlight on Marcia Clark and Chris Darden: Were They Ever Together?
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How Did the Teen Wolf Season Finale Honor Allison in Its Big Showdown?
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Adélia é eliminada do ‘BBB 16’ com seis pontos
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Lisa Rinna Finally Went Off on All of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and We Loved Every Minute of It
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Midseason Premiere: FitzSimmons Starts Over From Scratch and 4 Other Major Developments
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New Girl Celebrates 100 Episodes: What Happened When Jess Met Reagan?
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Yolanda Foster Plans To Get Dressed And Demonstrate Forgiveness At The RHOBH Reunion!
Last year, Yolanda Foster Hadid barely attended the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion due to Lyme Disease. This year she is hoping and praying that her 60% improved brain function holds out so she can fully be present – not that she has anything to prove! “I’m praying my brain will be good,” says a hopeful Yolanda.
Above: Yolanda at last year’s reunion.
“Last year I showed up in a robe. I don’t even know how I got my body there,” reveals Yolanda, forgetting that we saw her sitting on stage fully functioning with hair, makeup, and designer wardrobe. Or perhaps I missed the portion of the reunion where Yolanda was wheeled out in her hospital bed?
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“I hope this year I can be dressed and feel good and can come and have a conversation from the heart,” Yolanda tells Bravo TV. “I’ve already forgiven and moved on. I’m looking forward.”
Yes, like her blogs demonstrate, Yolanda is all about empathy and forgiveness.
“Honestly I don’t need to confront anybody. Whatever people see on TV today was something we filmed six months ago,” insists Yolanda. “At that time, I’d been in bed and isolated from the world for so long… my emotions – I was like an open sore. People didn’t even need to talk to me. I could feel their energies just affecting me in a way that was very uncomfortable.”
That’s code for – I am not about to start a buncha drama and be called out for covering up my divorce drama and lying.
Apparently Yolanda is finished with the part of her journey that involves defending her journey. “I’m going to defend my point of view – I’m opinionated just like all of them,” maintains Yolanda. “I’m not here to prove to these women anything. I’m not here to judge any of them.”
Yolanda continues, “It’s more about having a conversation and hopefully walking away from that reunion hugging and just getting on with life, because at the end of the day, none of it really matters, right? Especially in my journey.”
Yes, ladies – everything is about the journey. YOLANDA’S journey.
Moving along comedian and Bravo’s resident Real Housewives impersonator, Amy Phillips, did a hilarious spoof on LVP’s and Eileen’s issues by recording her own version of the hit song “Come on Eileen”! You can listen below!
Tonight is a new emotionally-charged episode of RHOBH. Despite all the animosity, Erika Girardi hosts a dinner party at her home and invites all the Housewives, even the ones she doesn’t like, unfortunately Kathryn Edwards gets into a heated discussion with Erika and Tom! Also Yolanda unleashes Kim and Brandi on us – which just no and yuck times a trillion.
From destroying one house, to building another – Kyle Richards recruits the ladies to help construct a Habitat For Humanity house. Finally, Lisa Rinna makes a startling accusation about Lisa Vanderpump!
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Maria Sharapova’s Admission Sends Her Sponsors Fleeing
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Heidi Montag Reveals the Last Time She Talked to Lauren Conrad (Yes, She's Still Talking About the Infamous Hills Feud)
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100 New Girl Favorites In Honor of the Show's 100th Episode (Part 1)
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Vanderpump Rules After Show – Kristen Doute And James Kennedy Address Their Beamer Banging
Kristen Doute, James Kennedy, Tom Sandoval, and Ariana Madix were in the hot seat on the Vanderpump Rules after show last night, and oh man, two of them – guess who – should have stayed home. Just when I think Kristen and James couldn’t sound more foolish…
Kristen‘s annoyed that Lisa Vanderpump put conditions on Katie Maloney‘s engagement party at her house, because, she argues, it meant sooo much to Katie to have Kristen and Stassi Schroeder there. Um, apparently not, or she would have decided to have the party elsewhere. Katie didn’t hesitate, not even for a second, to accept Lisa’s conditions.
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Kristen adds, “Katie wants me there. That means Schwartz is going to have to want me there. Everyone else in the group doesn’t have a problem with me anymore. I missed Katie’s engagement and I’m not gonna miss her engagement party. If I want my way, I’m going to get my way.” #StompsFoot #CrossesArms
When asked about Boning on the Beamer, Kristen states, “We were NOT on TOP of a car in the parking garage.” Seriously, Kristen? You sleep with James Kennedy, and when asked to explain yourself, that is what you want to clarify?!
What happened between the restaurant and the parking garage? “Basically, he was really sweet and I was feeling for him. It was so nice to see him in a much healthier place than he had been for so long. Sober James is Nice James,” she says. “Who am I to not give him a chance when I got so many of them?”
“I have done worse,” admits Kristen, “but this definitely is right up there on the totem pole of poor decisions that I’ve made. I think that was rock bottom.”
Kristen declares herself a changed woman, “I’m done with the poor decision making. I feel like everything that I’ve gone through… especially the last couple of summers… losing all my friends, losing my boyfriend, dating someone like James, then doing that. Like, all these bad things have finally come to an end.”
James’s mother, Jacqueline, claims she wasn’t nervous about James joining Vanderpump Rules. “I love the show. I loved the show before he was even on it,” she admits. “It didn’t make me nervous. I was really proud of him.”
When asked if there’s anything he wishes his mom hadn’t seen him do on the show, James says, “The disrespecting towards women, like me telling Kristen to go f–k herself and calling Lala a basic bitch in front of everyone. These are disrespectful things that obviously my mom didn’t teach me to do.”
“Like spitting on Kristen‘s door?” asks the host.
“I’m glad he spat on the door,” announces James‘ mom. “I would have done it to her face. Oh yeah, I’ll cut a bitch.”
James says he was “a little lonely” when he reached out to Kristen that night. “One time flings and flirting on a night-to-night basis with random girls slowly becomes blank,” he bemoans. “I was looking for something with a little bit more substance. I felt a little insecure of where I was at the time.”
Vulnerable James reverts back to Misogynistic James the very second he hears Kristen denied having sex ON the car.
Calling out doggy style as Kristen‘s favorite position, he adds, “Well, she was leaning all over the car, her hands were slipping. It wasn’t even my idea to do that. She’s such an un-classy woman. It takes two to tango, but I’m a f–king guy for God’s sakes. It’s not every day you see a girl who’s like, ‘Oh, my boyfriend’s upstairs, but whoop there goes my dress.'”
Tom wasn’t surprised to hear Jax Taylor diss his music video, “It seems to me like anything that’s not focused on Jax, he hates on.”
Ariana thinks it is “very sad” for Jax to say Tom was more fun when she was Kristen. “Tom was f–king miserable,” she laments. “To say that just shows that you don’t really give a sh-t about your friend.”
Tom points out, last season, everyone was all “we’ve never seen Tom happier” about his and Ariana‘s relationship. This season, everyone is all, “Ariana is the worst.” Tom adds, “That is just Jax, again, attacking everything that I am in this moment.”
When Ariana says that they must be bored with their lives, the host asks, “Are you bored with them?” Ariana says, “Only boring people get bored.” New question: Is Ariana over them? “Not the people,” she claims, “just the bullsh-t.”
“Exactly,” adds Tom. “I love Katie. I love Schwartz. I love Scheana and Shay. I love Jax, too, in a lot of ways… I do. I just feel like sometimes with a group of friends they choose… like, if you have a sleepover, and it’s like three girls, it always seems like two of them kind of gang up on the other one. I feel like they just sort of decided to paint a target on us.”
Tom‘s thoughts on Stassi, “Over the years, I have never put up with her sh-t. I mean, everybody else has, but I have never put up with her sh-t. Like I told her, personality wise and with your friends, you have bad credit.”
After watching a preview of Jax and Stassi‘s face-to-face on the season finale, Ariana points out, “It’s funny that Stassi was making a big deal about Jax trying to break up Katie and Schwartz last year, but Kristen also tried to break up Katie and Schwartz last year and that doesn’t seem to matter. Well, OK, I guess that’s water under the bridge now.”
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Why Mischa Barton Kept Turning Down Dancing With the Stars--and Why She Finally Said Yes
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What Dancing With the Stars Advice Did Kim Fields Get From NeNe Leakes?
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Nyle DiMarco's Dancing With the Stars Partner Peta Murgatroyd Is Learning Sign Language
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Jodie Sweetin's Biggest Dancing With the Stars Challenge Is...
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‘BBB 16’: Cacau irozina amizade de Matheus e Renan
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Jillian Michaels on how Just Jillian’s “comedy of errors” came to E!
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Game of Thrones Season 6 Trailer: Sex, Violence and Dead Jon Snow Are All Present
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Wilmer Valderrama Is Joining Grey's Anatomy in a Top Secret Role
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Brett Dalton Wants to Make It Clear That the Ward You Knew Is Gone--For Good
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New Real Housewives Of New York Star Julianne Wainstein Has Always Dreamed Of Being On Reality TV!
Julianne “Jules” Wainstein has just sold her soul and sanity to Real Housewives of New York and she couldn’t be more excited! Jules believes she was born to be on reality TV. Oh no… I’m already nervous about this one.
“My whole life, everyone said, ‘You need your own reality show.’ But I never thought it would actually happen,” gushes Jules. “It’s still like a dream.”
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She joined the show as a friend of Dorinda Medley, whom she met attending a wedding together five years ago. “She called me up one day, and she was like, ‘Would you be interested in being a Housewife?’” recalls Jules. “I kind of get high off of taking risks. So I couldn’t say no.”
The Jewish mother of two is married to her childhood friend, venture capitalist Michael Wainstein. Originally from Upstate NY, Jules attended the Fashion Institute of Technology, where she obtained a degree in Fashion Merchandising (just like Sonja Morgan!). From there Jules, became an event planner, until she married. “I couldn’t work anymore, because we were traveling all the time,” she explains to the NY Post. (AKA, Gravy Train Arrived #SonjaMorganLifestyle).
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Jules had a few reservations about showcasing her over-the-top life on TV – which included never wearing the same outfit twice during filming – but her strategy was to just put it all out there “Everyone says, ‘Just be real, just be you,’” she explains.
So far, being part of Real Housewives Of New York has been a great experience for Jules, who admits, “I love attention.”
“It’s fun,” adds the 35-year-old. “Imagine having your hair and makeup professionally done all the time, and then people, like, staring at you through a lens.” Oh dear… Oh dear… Oh dear…
Although, Jules concedes it wasn’t always easy to get along with such a dynamic group of women. As the preview shows, Jules and Bethenny had “moments.” Jules also doesn’t seem to be a Countess fan, naming Luann de Lesseps the show’s “biggest diva.”
“She has a strong personality . . . so you expect it,” Jules remarks about Luann.
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In Politics as in Investments, a Long-Term Outlook Can Soothe
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Hulk Hogan Exudes Calm on Second Day of Sex Tape Case
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Porsha Williams Thrilled With “Naked Lingerie” Shoot; Thanks Cynthia Bailey for Her Support
Porsha Williams has given us Naked Hair, but in this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, she served up some Naked Lingerie. (And her nearly Naked Self!) Gushing about her new business venture, Porsha shares, “I really wanted to create a visual for our customer! A lot of times women only think you can wear lingerie in the bedroom. However with Naked Lingerie we have a wide variety of sexy pieces for you to enjoy in whatever you are doing at home!” Like cleaning up doggie poop?
Porsha says her lingerie line is “designed for the everyday woman; no matter what size you are, you are fabulous and we have pieces to accentuate and flatter your figure!” Awww, Porsha. Can’t hate a housewife for her hustle! Go Get It Girl!
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Despite anxiety about her pregnant sister Lauren being absent at the lingerie photo shoot, Porsha says she had to persevere. She admits in her blog, “I was so freaked out when Lauren said she wasn’t going to be coming to the shoot, because we work so well as a team. I’m glad she was prepared and prepped a lot for the shoot!”
“I had to put my big girl panties on and get the job done,” asserts Porsha, “knowing that she was sending me her love and support. I’m so blessed to have a great team around me including a great photographer, Dwayne Rogers, who assisted in making the models comfortable and ready to slay!”
Sharing her excitement over the Naked Lingerie website launch, Porsha reflects on Cynthia Bailey’s important support throughout the process. Indeed, many of the photos from the shoot (that Cynthia modeled for) are being used on the site, according to Porsha. See? A little physical altercation on a boat don’t mean nothin’ in the face of #TrueFriendship (or maybe #ThirstyCrossPromotion…?). Hmmm. Too soon to tell, perhaps.
“I was so impressed with how all of our pictures turned out,” continues Porsha. “I can’t say enough about how good Cynthia was; she really came in and was professional and focused on representing the line well! All of the photos from the shoot have been used on the site in one way or another. I hope that all of our Naked customers enjoy this line; it was truly a labor of love and each piece was designed with every woman in mind.”
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Shahs Of Sunset Season 5 Premieres April 10th; Watch The Trailer
Bravo has released the trailer for Shahs of Sunset season 5. The new season kicks off Sunday, April 10, and as I had hoped, Asifa Mirza is out and Shervin Roohparvar is in. Shervin’s addition to the core group, Reza Farahan, Mike Shouhed, Golnesa “GG“ Gharachedaghi, Mercedes “MJ” Javid, and Asa Soltan Rahmati, is long over due.
Bravo teases, “As the Shahs each embark on a new life journey, they face challenges in business, love, and lifelong friendships. When rumors of infidelity and irresponsible lifestyles shake the group to its core, allegiances are put to the test. Can they come together and maintain the bonds of friendship through the good times as well as the bad?” In other words, rinse and repeat of Season 2, 3, and 4. They rip each other apart when the cameras are on, then all is well when filming ends. #SoPredictable
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This season, Reza considers surprising Adam Neely with a wedding, Asa discovers passion #348, fashion, and launches Asa Kaftans, Mike‘s marriage to Jessica Parido crumbles, MJ finds love and gets engaged to a real winner (sarcasm), GG battles Rheumatoid Arhritis AND her “friends” who question the severity of her illness (Really, Bravo? Haven’t you had enough of this storyline with RHOC and RHOBH?!), and Shervin decides he’s ready to settle down.
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You can also watch the trailer and this cheesefest on BravoTV.
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Daredevil Debuts Elektra and Punisher Costumes--Where Do They Rank Among Other TV Superheroes?
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The Bachelor: Women Tell All: 13 Crazy Behind-The-Scenes Moments You Didn't See on TV
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Dancing With the Stars' Season 22 Celebs Announced--But Did 5 Random People Even Know Who They Were?!
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Boning On The Beamer
On last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, Tom Sandoval introduced us to a bass guitar bedecked with dildos, which made more sense than almost everything else happening with this group.
Katie Maloney has been waiting and hoping, begging and whining, pleading and crying to get engaged to Tom Schwartz since the dawn of Twitter. Maybe even before in the prehistoric age of Facebook. It finally happened so OMG! WEDDING! is her entire life.
Katie bombards Lisa Vanderpump and begs to have her engagement party – a casual BBQ for 50 or so sane people plus one full-scale rampaging case of psychosis (Kristen Doute) and one bitch ghost with a superiority complex who is temporarily angelic in order to wheedle her way back in (Stassi Schroeder). After some hesitation, Lisa decides to let Katie and Tom have the party at Villa Rosa, BUT! Kristen and Stassi are not allowed to come! Katie agrees so fast heads spun exorcist style. Some re-friend she is.
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Let’s pause for a secadoodle: SO, Katie is allowed to hold the mother of all grudges over the betrayal and hurt of Stassi, which was acceptable and coddled by her friends. Then, after she cries tears of joy that Stassi and Kristen are back in her life because their friend group is complete again, Katie disinvites them both faster than the boo of a bitch ghost, and that’s all fine. Yet when Tom 1 didn’t want to spend his birthday vacation with his ex-girlfriend, Katie decided Tom and Ariana Madix were negative, awful, grudge-holding people who hate fun. Anyone else hating Katie more an more each episode? Lisa says Katie has been emancipated from Stassi thus finding both her voice and her confidence. I say Katie needs to get right back under Stassi’s black-hearted crow wing, because Katie was tolerable back then!
Another negative influence on Katie is Scheana Shay of the Everlasting Bridezilla Memories Collection. Scheana and Shay assist Katie in the planning of her engagement party, which grows more elaborate by the second. Katie mentions that Lisa exorcised Kristen and Stassi from the guest list, but she isn’t too concerned. In fact Katie is more annoyed by Ariana not liking her and doesn’t even want her at her party.
Tom 2 tires to calm things being that Tom 1 is his soulmate (plus, Tom helped PLAN THE PROPOSAL), but Katie is all SHUT UP or I will stab you with the witches talons Scheana Marie Sallie Lee Press-On Nailed to my fingers. Oh, and you need to write a $35 million dollar check for casual BBQ catering. Tom 2 sighs and admits that since the neutering has healed he barely notices his balls are missing. It’s KATIE’s PARTY and Tom 2 isn’t invited if he doesn’t do what she says!
In other unsavory developments, James Kennedy got sober and had an epiphany that he misses Kristen. James is shocked to realize Kristen is happier without him. The White Kanye West has an ego the size of ALL the colors of the rainbow. However, even though Kristen claims she doesn’t miss James, actions speak louder than words! First action: unblocking his number and responding to his texts.
Second action: Going out to dinner, where Kristen brags about how wasted on wine she’s gonna get, to rub it in James‘ psyche that he’s not drinking. That had the opposite of intended effects, clearly, because Kristen wound up banging James on top of his Beamer in the parking garage of her apartment. Did they take a Beamer Selfie of this momentous re-coupling?
The next day, Kristen visits the warehouse where she slaves over her “shitty” t-shirt line, day and night (sarcasm). Kristen briefly had a business partner, but that didn’t work out, because: Kristen. So Kristen fired her yet still had to pay her, since: Contracts, and her company has sold 100 t-shirts and is in debt. It doesn’t matter though, because Kristen has men to manhandle and friend groups to painstakingly put back together again as if someone requires an organ transplant and the fate of life is in her hands. Kristen is legit this serious about this friend-group obsession.
Stassi pries out from Kristen a confession about hooking up with James. Except Kristen only admits to “making out” in the car, which Stassi doesn’t believe, but then in confessionals Kristen admits they “totally banged.” Which is a problem since she’s soooooo happy with Carter, who is both smarter than her (Kristen has the IQ of a moldy carrot, so that’s not saying much) plus he has “perfect measurements,” which means he’s either a human dildo, or he is able to model her shitty t-shirt line.
Herein lies the irony of Kristen. The woman BURST INTO TEARS because James admitted to sleeping with Scheana’s friend, while James and Kristen were breaking up, yet she’s cheating on Carter with James, while she’s actually with Carter. She did the same thing to Tom. Kristen – none of your therapy worked. I hope it was a tax write-off. Also your psycho is showing, so you might want to pull your skirt down a skosh. And put out the cigarette, because: yuck.
James confesses his misdeed to Lala Kent, who is disgusted, not only because thinking of James (and his dapple-hanging willie) doing it with Kristen is nauseating, but because James is supposed to be getting his life on track to persuade Lisa to rehire him at PUMP and therefore reinvest in the meteoric encapsulation of his life’s purpose: THE PUMP CD, which will surely put Tom 1‘s Charles McMansion sexual liberation dildo guitar to shame.
Tom 1 is dropping $9,000 on a professional music video for his band, which has only released one song. Yeah, that makes no sense to anyone with half a brain – and even those with no brains, like Jax Taylor! However, Tom 1 is so serious about this endeavor he cast Lala as a backup dancer, but not Scheana, because he didn’t want the day dominated by drama. BURN. Tom 2 is the only person supportive of Tom, except for Ariana who is in the video. Tom 2 explains that Tom and Ariana have definitely been keeping a distance, but feels they’ve been unfairly ostracized without reason.
At SUR, Jax asks LVP for time off, so he can go to Hawaii to enter a plea in the stolen sunglasses situation. Poor Jax is having a serious sexistential crisis here – moments after moving Brittany Cartwright cross-country to move into his studio apartment, then splitting custody of a pair of DD knockers, he realizes things are moving too fast and he just wants to poop in peace.
Unfortunately he’s stuck. Stuck with Kentucky Fried Hooters and stuck dealing with the consequences of his life.
Jax reluctantly takes Brittany out for dinner and confesses he doesn’t believe in marriage. She starts crying because she wants marriage, family, faith, and commitment – which is why she started dating JAX!!!!! – and he’s killing her dream. “I’ve lost my appetite,” complains Jax, looking dejectedly at the taa-taas he just paid for and will barely get to enjoy before Hooters hoots and hollars into a break-up text. Poor Brittany just wants a chance to be as happy as Scheana and Shay (she for real said this). Even Jax openly scoffs!
While Jax is dodging the hare, Kristen, Stassi, Kristen’s new boyfriend Carter, Katie and Tom 2 hit-up a dive bar to watch turtle races.
Obviously Carter has no idea that Kristen has been having her James and eating it too (in the parking lot – cause class!). While Stassi complains and Kristen acts as if she’s too fancy for dive bars, Katie reveals that not only did she have a one-night stand with Carter BT (Before Tom), but that Lisa has made it clear Stassi and Kristen cannot attend Katie’s engagement party. Yep, Katie loves Kristen and Stassi soooo much she chose swans and million-dollar views over their presence. Might wanna rethink sobbing over the miracle of the amazingness that is Katie, and her so-called newly installed backbone, girls!
Unfortunately instead of blaming Katie for throwing them under the Vanderpump Rules, Kristen and Stassi turn their rage towards Lisa.
After a few weeks of living with Kristen and earning a Vanderpump Rules paycheck, Stassi is ready to move out, because having a nightly menage-a-trois with Kristen and her vodka bottle has gotten a little messy. After Stassi evaluates how to turn the maggot-sized closet into Lisa’s dressing room, they complain about the unfairness of being cast-out of Katie’s engagement party. Kristen is enraged – she will NOT miss another one of Katie’s life events! Stassi agrees – she is still recovering from the injustice of not attending the proposal of the friends she ditched and denounced and didn’t speak to for a full year!
Stassi and Kristen decide it’s their right to attend Katie’s party at Lisa’s home, since it is all LISA’S fault they cannot be with their friend group, which their busy and important lives revolve around. The plan is to “respectfully crash” but not make any scenes. Girls get a hobby – and a life.
Is anyone else a little creeped out by how obsessed and proprietary Kristen and Stassi act over Katie, which is pretty much like fighting to eat the last remaining cold french fry at the bottom of the McDonald’s bag.
Furthermore, Stassi and Kristen claim they’ve changed, evolved, and are really different people yet the veneer slips in a hot-ass second. Mmmhmmm.
While Kristen and Stassi plot to overthrow the pony security of Villa Rosa, Tom 2 and Jax male bond while golfing. Tom 2 seems saddened that Tom 1 is ousted from their trio over, of all people, Kristen. Jax complains about Tom’s music video and band, which he denounces as lame, because stealing designer sunglasses is a lifestyle everyone should aspire too. Then Jax admits he’s having second thoughts about Brittany since she brought up the “M” word. Also after bashing Tom 2 and Katie’s engagement party earlier, Jax now wants to attend for the opportunity to see Stassi. I bet he’d pretend to be so happy in love with Brittany for that occasion! His hopes are dashed when he learns Lisa banned them.
Honestly – Brittany why the hell would you even want to marry Jax?!
Tom 2 visits Villa Rosa to discuss party details. When he arrives Lisa is nowhere to be found. He wanders around awkwardly, then notices the mini horses loitering by the back door. Tom opens the door, one horse wanders in, and while Tom is corralling it, squeamishly, the second one barges inside. That’s when Lisa appears, in a bathrobe. She is furious the horses are inside and might poop on the trillion-dollar floors. “Ken will be furious if he saw this,” Lisa lectures.
Tom tries to coax the horse to the door, but he’s afraid and shrieks. “I’m afraid of horses,” he confesses. Good lord! Lisa demands he move then she hauls Diamond and Rose outside. Regarding the party Lisa makes it clear no one is allowed in the house, she’s not providing bathrooms, and absolutely NO Kristen and Stassi. Tom agrees to all terms and then quickly makes his exit before those evil little ponies attack him again and chase him through Villa Rosa.
The night before Hawaii, Jax is finishing his shift at SUR when Scheana stops by to lecture him on court behavior. Tom and Ariana barely acknowledge his presence, as Jax glances dolefully towards his former friend, the one he ostracized. Katie sidles over to inform Jax that he better not go to prison, because: her engagement party!!!! Katie also tells Ariana she’s still invited, if she thinks she could have fun.
I feel bad for the Toms. They clearly are for-real friends.
As Jax packs for the trip, Brittany hovers around him, micromanaging. Jax compares sharing his studio-apartment with his girlfriend of three months to prison. He regrets moving too fast and investing in boobs he won’t get to use. As Brittany drives him to the airport yammering about court and how she wishes she could be there, Jax stares out the window anxiously, imagining jail as his freedom and all the mistakes he can’t unmake. I imagine he sees Tom 1‘s face, floating in the distance of the 101.
TELL US – WAS KATIE A BAD FRIEND TO KRISTEN AND STASSI? ARE YOU SURPRISED KRISTEN “BONED” JAMES? WILL JAX MARRY BRITTANY?
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