It's a debate that Friends fanatics may never agree on: Was Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) supposed to end up with Ross (David Schwimmer) or Joey (Matt LeBlanc)? In the show's series...
Ryan Murphy may have teased a "love story for the ages" between Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters' characters in the upcoming American Horror Story: Cult, but his character Kai won't...
The Assassination of Gianni Versace is no People vs. O.J. Simpson. The cast and creative team behind the second installment of FX's American Crime Story anthology series addressed...
In the game of Big Brother, there technically is only one winner. But long before one contestant entered the house, he may have already conquered the game of life. While fans may know...Usher continues to be super gross. Just pay the women already so I don’t have to keep seeing the herpes headlines! – Celebitchy
I’m giving her the mother of all eye rolls – Dlisted
These fall shoe styles will leave you scratching your head – The Fashion Spot
Brangelina getting back together? – Dlisted
Jennifer Lawrence lands the September Vogue cover – Lainey Gossip
Do they have some sort of arrangement with the NBA? – Starcasm
Photo Credit: Stephen J. Cohen/Getty Images
The post Wednesday Night Tea appeared first on Reality Tea.
The drama, the laughter, the tequila-induced tears--they're all in The Real Housewives of New York City stars' season nine repertoire. Season nine of the hit Bravo reality series...
The late-night dynamic duo that is Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon is a gift that keeps on giving. During Tuesday evening's installment of the Tonight Show, the former boy-bander...
Can you believe we are already at the season finale of The Real Housewives of New York City? Newcomer Tinsley Mortimer has had an interesting first season and is reflecting on last week’s shenanigans in her latest blog. This isn’t the first time Tinsley admits to being embarrassed by her behavior on the show. And if she returns next season, it likely won’t be the last time she’ll be embarrassed by it.
Tinsley starts off by explaining that she has been very appreciative of Sonja Morgan‘s hospitality but didn’t expect her to talk shit about her to the other ladies. “Because I was moving out of Sonja’s townhouse to a hotel suite, I really wanted to host a great Thank You party for Sonja. Without question, she had been very generous to invite me to stay at her house during a very difficult period for me. I was so appreciative of this offer and still am, because she really changed my life. I did not, however, expect her to feel the liberty to speak poorly of me to others.”
She continues in her blog, “I don’t even know how it started, but somehow everything went off the tracks with us. I hate being in a fight, but I think by trying to not intrude in Sonja’s space or get in her way at her house, I hurt her feelings. For this, I am truly sorry, but the fact remains that she did speak ill of me and this upset me. So once I realized that it was she who somehow initiated the Page Six article, my Thank You party was tinged with a touch of F You.”
On to Tinsley‘s latest reason for embarrassment: her potty mouth. She shares, “Luann was definitely correct about my “potty mouth” at the restaurant. I am very embarrassed about my behavior, but day drinking on the boat with Carole and Ramona and continuing into the night did not help my situation. However, for the Luann of two drunken falls and plenty of curse words to correct me touched a nerve, and I let loose on her about her pretentious use of Palm Beach when she should be saying West Palm Beach. She is always welcome to stay on the island at my mom’s in Palm Beach…33480.”
Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. Join us in the comments to live-snark through the episode at 9/8 C. And come back tomorrow morning for Erin’s recap of the entire mess.
“After moving out of Sonja’s townhouse, Tinsley has Carole over to see her new digs. Luann and Tom challenge each other during a game of tennis. Bethenny deals with the stresses of renovating a new apartment, but finds distraction with a hot, new fling. Dorinda has John over for a romantic dinner, while Sonja and Frenchie talk about their upcoming trip to France together. The ladies all come together when Tinsley throws a thank you party for Sonja.”
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF TINSLEY’S FIRST SEASON? WAS SHE A GOOD FIT? SHOULD SHE COME BACK? WHO SHOULD GET THE BOOT FOR NEXT SEASON?
Photo Credit: Bravo TV
The post Real Housewives of New York Finale Is Tonight! Tinsley Mortimer Was Not Happy With Sonja Morgan’s Trash Talking appeared first on Reality Tea.
Viola Davis' How to Get Away With Murder character Annalise Keating is a lot of things, including a pansexual. Creator Pete Nowalk confirmed the character's sexuality at the 2017...Time to envy the lifestyles of the rich and wannabe famous whose job is being a real Housewife! Lydia McLaughlin is vacationing with her family on the Amalfi Coast in Italy and is sharing some stunning photos of the experience. Hopefully no one throws any plates full of pasta!
I suppose Lydia needed another getaway to redeem herself after the Real Housewives Of Orange County star destroyed their recent trip to Hawaii with constant embarrassing and awkward sex talks. Cause um, that’s totally, like glittery-sparkly-fun if you’re a kid! #sarcasm
Lydia, Doug, and their three boys are enjoying the amazing Italian coastline and yachting up a storm away from the pettiness of Housewives drama. Positano, no problemo, eh?!
RELATED – Tamra Vacations With Kids In Aruba!
Well, Lydia may be annoying as heck, and stirring more ish than a tidal wave at sea, but at least she’s legit-rich! You can see photos from her vacation below. Color me Amalfi blue that I’m trapped at home instead of spending my Bravo paycheck in Capri. *sospiro*
RELATED – RHONJ Cast In Milan!
TELL US – HAS BEEN LYDIA STIRRING THE POT ON RHOC OR TRYING TO STEER THESE GIRLS STRAIGHT?
[Main Photo Credit: Instagram]
The post Lydia McLaughlin Takes A Family Vacation To Italy – Photos appeared first on Reality Tea.
The stars of The Real Housewives of New York City assembled once more to rehash a season's worth of fun, fights and marriage deconstruction. It wouldn't be a trailer for The Real...
The View is turning 20! After 4,000 episodes (!!), ABC's long-running daytime chatfest will celebrate its two decades on the air on Friday, August 11. Over its estimable run, Barbara...
Now that "Who will Rachel choose?" has been answered, it's time to focus our full attention on the next big question: Who will be the next Bachelor? While Rachel's...
Brace yourselves: There might not ever be another season of Louis C.K.'s critical hit comedy Louie. FX's John Landgraf made that proclamation at the 2017 TCA summer press...
Rachel Lindsay may have successfully found love on The Bachelorette, but her engagement to Bryan Abasolo wasn't the only thing to come out of season 13 for her. "I think...
While Tamra Judge has been vacationing in Aruba, her daughter Sidney hopped on Facebook to blast Tamra’s mothering and lashed out at the Real Housewives Of Orange County star for putting reality TV before their family.
Sidney has since deleted the excoriating post (thank you Jesus it’s logged for all posterity on the internet!), however before it was removed Tamra rampaged through the comment thread to defend herself and act like Saint Holier Than Thou Of The Jesus Barbies. You can read Sidney’s full statement here.
“All I’ve ever done is love you from the second I found out I was pregnant,” Tamra argued to Sidney. “I’m sorry you hate me so much. I fought so hard for you. I will always love you and hope you realize one day how wrong all this is. So hurtful and not necessary.”
RELATED – Tamra & Simon’s Ugly Custody Dispute
There are several others of this nature – including Tamra arguing with other commenters – but I got a little bored reading through them and my screenshot sanity was limited and I needed to save my scrolling eyes for Tamra’s unfolding drama with Gretchen Rossi! Yes, leaving no famewhoring stone unturned, Gretchen involved herself by also commenting on Sidney’s post. Someone is raiding the GoogleAlerts, eh!
Gretchen heaped praise on Sidney for being an amazing inspiration. I’m sure Sidney really cares about Gretchen’s opinion. But, it sure it mattered to Tamra! This isn’t the first time Gretchen has questioned Tamra’s parenting.
“You have no idea how your brave words are helping so many who have been wronged by your Mother’s manipulation and lies as well….so thank you for being brave enough to speak the truth. I am so sorry your mother and your family is going through any of this, especially publicly, but continue to stay strong,” Gretchen gushed to Sidney. “Your morals and strength are commendable and inspiring.”
Outraged Tamra posted a screenshot of Gretchen’s missive and responded by calling Gretchen an “obsessed freak” without morals and slamming her for being childless. “I usually don’t give this troll any attention because it’s exactly what she wants. But after years of her bashing me and now reaching out to my daughter I must say. Gretchen you are the biggest piece of s— I’ve ever met. Move on with your sad empty childless life and stay out of mine you thirsty wannabe.
“You are obsessed with my life and I haven’t even seen or spoke to you in 5 years. #MoveOn You have NO IDEA What my family is going through or what the truth is, Nor do you care. It’s just an opportunity for you to get your name in the press. #obsessedfreak. Funny you of all people should be talking about morals You have none!”
RELATED – Gretchen Calls Tamra A “Monster Mom” & Hypocrite
On twitter Tamra also lashed out to accuse Simon of brainwashing Sidney and claims Sidney uses her when it’s convenient. “Not surprised. #brainwashed,” she responded to another twitter user. “Ask her paid for her very expensive college. I’m good when it works for her and her dad”
After all that, Tamra decided she was, once again, choosing love instead of hate. It always takes an irrational outburst to return her to the light #SatanIsConfusing. And after all, Tamra is in Aruba where she happens to be renewing her vows as part of the World’s Largest Vow Renewal (not kidding), and therefore she’s too busy to focus on all these evil people – Sidney included, I suppose? At least the mess drew Tamra closer to her RHOC stars! Well, some of them..
“Aruba is simply beautiful. It meant everything for Eddie and I to be able to ‘renew our I Do’s‘ in such a picturesque setting, in the company of our family,” Tamra told E! News. “Cheers to a lifetime of love and adventure, from the One happy island!”
“Celebrating love,” Tamra announced on Instagram. “with all the hate that’s going on. May God bless your life because it’s not always easy. But God has a plan.. a big plan. I wanna say thank you to @shannonbeador @oclydia @rhoc_kellyddodd (you know what you did and you all rock) #arubaido” In case you’re wondering Gretchen reassured everyone that she and Kelly are still friends and tweeted that Tamra was “probably just manipulating to try and put a wedge between and me and Kelly. #notworking”.
“What a beautiful evening,” Tamra added. “Thank you @arubatourism #ArubaIDo #RCMemories Feeling blessed.” Blessed with the forever spirit of denial, ignorance, and projection I suppose! I wonder if Bravo managed to make it down to Aruba to tack this tacky-ass vow renewal onto the end of the season? #RhetoricalQuestion
TELL US – IS TAMRA RIGHT ABOUT GRETCHEN? WILL TAMRA AND SIDNEY EVER MAKE AMENDS?
[Main Photo Credit: Instagram]
The post Tamra Judge Responds To Sidney’s Abuse Claim; Feuds With Gretchen Rossi, And Renews Vows In Aruba! appeared first on Reality Tea.
Just when it seemed liked we were in for a slow Big Brother 19 week, the house explodes, once again, when Jessica and Cody went at it with Josh. There’s never a dull moment in the Big Brother house. While some of the drama has been more cringe-worthy and uncomfortable than entertaining, there’s no denying that this Big Brother 2017 season has had more than it’s fair share of action.
With the repositioning of the Big Brother 19 house, and Jessica almost definitely going home, the power rankings have once again shifted as we move forward to the sixth week of the season. Let’s start from the bottom as usual, and while positioning has shifted the usual suspects are still on the bottom.
12. Jessica – While there was a possibilty of Jessica swinging votes and Josh enacting his agenda to send Elena home, the explosive fight between her and Josh really washed those chances away. It would really take a miracle for her to survive this week. She has truly squandered her chances big time by being aggressive and not attempting to play nice with Josh and Christmas, who may have had her back. It’s a lost cause now though, there’s so many things she could’ve done to save herself; I expect her to have regrets after the Big Brother 19 season ends.
11. Cody – Cody is only above Jessica by default. He hasn’t done himself any favors, and while Kevin wants to work with him, he doesn’t seem to care. Next week Cody will have no allies. If he doesn’t win Head of Household, I don’t expect Cody to get any. His best chance is to blow the game wide open by gunning for Paul. If Cody does come into power, or win safety in the final Temptation Competition, he should stay focused on eliminating Paul, because it’s the best option for him to reposition himself a bit.
10. Mark – Mark has done some good and some bad this week. While I think he’s assimilated better and kind of distanced himself from Jessica and Cody, he is still being blamed for some of their actions. In the Big Brother house, perception is reality. During the blow-up, Mark was blamed for not stepping in when Josh was being “bullied.” He was similarly blamed for being the reason Raven is now nominated, since Mark used the Power of Veto on himself. He just can’t do anything right in the eyes of Paul’s side. It might take some time and charisma for him to work into a position of relative safety. Otherwise, Mark is probably always going to be the alternative plan as long as Cody earns safety.
09. Raven – It’s amazing how much a few weeks can drastically change the perceptions in the house. Raven used to be one of the safest ones in there, but she’s getting on all of their nerves, and is going up on people’s target lists. Even Jason, Kevin and Alex, who had previously wanted to align with her and Matt, are over it. They have discussed putting them up. Christmas and Paul have had enough of Raven as well. Yesterday, the two of them discussed their issues with her victim behavior and attention seeking with Alex and Jason at length. If she and Matt end up targeted, Raven is likely to go just because none of them really care for her anymore. The houseguests don’t want to continue to live with her. Sometimes that’s all it comes down to ultimately, and it very well might for Raven.
08. Elena – Things did not look good for Elena just a few days ago, but by Jessica blowing up at Josh made her chances of surviving this week skyrocket. And while Josh and Christmas see the game she’s playing, Elena is likely to take a backseat to other targets, especially if the big alliance implodes and begins to target each other. She just needs to stay calm and quiet to ride out the storm. It wouldn’t hurt if maybe she planted seeds, but her credability isn’t extremely high at this point. Elena just needs a few weeks to reposition herself, and then I believe that she’ll be able to go deep, especially if Paul feels she’s someone he should keep in the game.
07. Josh – While Josh is the class clown, house pet, or whatever you might want to call him, nobody is worried about targeting him. That said, he’s expendable to everyone, except maybe Paul and Christmas. Josh could easily be sitting beside someone who is more well-liked and go home. Cody seems to have bigger fish to fry if he comes into power. However, if Josh continues to push his buttons, he could end up aggravating Cody enough to be his target. His Head of Household week coming to a close is probably good for him, so that he can go beneath the radar. Josh is just someone who can’t help but be Josh and in the spotlight. Therefore, he’ll never truly fade into the background.
06. Matt – Matt’s name is surfacing more as a target. He’s not pissing anyone off, but Matt is not really close with anyone other than Raven. He’s as expendable as Josh, if not more so, but his calm demeanor could keep Matt around. Ironically, Paul sees him as a personal threat, though he appears to be pretty solidly in his corner. Matt also might benefit from Raven grating on people’s nerves. It would be nice to see him on the block and finally having to play the game for a change, because so far he’s done zilch.
05. Christmas – Maybe it’s the medication, but Christmas can be so up and down. She does some great work, planting her seeds as she does with Josh and Kevin in particular, but then she takes a step back, and does something erratic and makes people think about taking her out sooner rather than later. While Christmas is no one’s immediate target, he occasionally being edgy alienates people; it has from time to time made people mad. Fortunately for Christmas, she’s good at reeling people back on her side. She’s done it with many of the houseguests, and can continue to do so. Really, the story of the season might come down to Christmas versus Paul, and which can strike the other first. Paul doesn’t seem to know that Christmas is onto him, so for now she has the leg up. However, he is better protected at the moment. Christmas can stall her time, but soon it will really be time to go to work.
04. Kevin – While Kevin is still in a great spot, and won’t go anywhere anytime soon, he’s doing things that he shouldn’t be doing. The deal he wanted to make with Cody was unecessary and did nothing but make his allies and Cody a bit nervous. If it comes out that Kevin presented this, it’s not going to be a great look. However, they all adore Kevin and it’s hard to see anyway that he gets voted out in the near future. In fact, he might be a good pawn to go up against Paul if they really want to see him go. Kevin just needs to take a step back and be the lovable character and not the strategic mastermind, for now.
03. Alex – Alex is pretty solid right now, with Paul protecting her and her strong relationship with Kevin and Jason. In addition, Alex has gotten in closer to Christmas and Josh too. At the start of the week, she got into it with Mark, and by proxy Elena, but she managed to erase that. They probably won’t remembered this disagreement down the road. Alex was so vulnerable early in the game, but she’s really done good work getting into a solid position through strong relationships and competition wins. With the right moves at the right times, Alex can take this thing, but she needs to start seeing that Paul has his hand in every cookie jar.
02. Paul – Without being in power this week, Paul has been able to take a step back from the role of head honcho, yet he’s still been quietly controlling things. Unfortunately for Paul, others are beginning to see it. Christmas and Josh, who previously seemed very solidly in his corner, have expressed concerns. Kevin and Jason had in previous weeks, but seem more solid now. People just need to connect the dots and communicate their thoughts to one another and Paul can get got, but it’s easier said than done, especially with these timid houseguests. Perhaps the jury starting soon will lead to them playing more aggressively, but for now Paul is still steering the ship, whether we like it or not.
01. Jason – Color me surprised, but it’s hard to disagree that Jason is one of the safest players in there. They all seem to like him and nobody sees Jason as a threat right now. I’m not sure if he’s done much to get there other than be himself, and not alienate people, but it’s hard to argue that his social game has been good. He is primed to go far in the Big Brother game. He does what Alex says and that could ultimately lead to him going home or being viewed as a lesser player in the end, but for now it’s better for Jason to be seen as the beta in that relationship for his longevity.
And that’s a wrap on this week’s power rankings. Let us know what you think, and give us your own take on who’s safe and who’s at risk next week.
Keep it here all summer for Big Brother 19 news, spoilers, exclusives, and recaps! Make sure to subscribe to CBS: All Access to get your live feeds and enjoy more exclusive content. Don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to stay updated on all the Big Brother 19 news!
Peggy Sulahian and Meghan Edmonds definitely did not hit it off during their first meeting on The Real Housewives Of Orange County. And now that Peggy’s seen the entire episode – including Meghan’s comments about Peggy and Diko’s Lamborghini event – she’s standing by her move to pinch Meghan’s lips closed more than ever!
First, Peggy expresses disappointment that Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador refused to attend her event out of sheer pettiness. Peggy also regrets being so curt with Shannon on the phone: “I’m glad that the girls were able to make it to our Lamborghini event, although sad that Tamra and Shannon weren’t able to attend. Upon calling Shannon to invite her to the event I hadn’t realized how abruptly I cut her off. The reason why I tried to keep the conversation short was because I didn’t want her to relive those dark moments. She did not owe me any explanation as to why she wasn’t able to attend.”
Peggy’s role this season includes a lot of questions. Like, why are these women being so loud in a restaurant that has “quiet” in its name? What is wrong with jokes about my husband beating me on Fridays? And why are these Brussels sprouts so good?
Peggy’s latest question concerns balls, however. More specifically, why does Lydia McLaughlin keep threatening to cut her husband’s off? Peggy comments in her blog, “Cutting balls?! I was so confused when Lydia made that comment. I literally thought they were going to cut balls off and Armenians don’t do that! It took me a minute to realize that Lydia was talking about a vasectomy, then it all made sense! That was a very funny moment!”
Moving on to Meghan, Peggy reacts to her snarkiness about the Sulahians’ Lamborghini event. “Wow Meghan, tell me how you really feel! I don’t understand what she meant when she made that sarcastic comment about being rich. Also very unclear about the ‘screw you’ part…is she telling me screw you, or is she saying that I would tell someone screw you because I’m so rich? If she does feel that way about me, I’m wondering why she accepted my invitation to attend the party?”
Peggy also defends why she felt the need to shut Meghan up – by physical force, apparently! It comes down to this: Peggy is Team Vicki Gunvalson, and she’s not afraid to shush the haters.
Peggy claims, “The reason why I shut Meghan’s lips was because she kept going on about Vicki’s relationship with Shannon and Tamra. As Vicki being one of my guests, I didn’t want her to feel uncomfortable. I felt the need to intervene when Meghan didn’t get the hint to zip her mouth after Vicki was very clear that she was over that topic of conversation. I would have done the same for Meghan had she been in that situation and somebody was pushing her to discuss something she was uncomfortable with.”
TELL US: DO YOU THINK PEGGY AND MEGHAN WILL GET PAST THE LIP CLIP?
Photo Credit: Bravo
The post Peggy Sulahian Defends Pinching Meghan Edmonds’ Lips Closed; Says She Was Making Vicki Gunvalson Uncomfortable appeared first on Reality Tea.
Will Peter Kraus become the next Bachelor? He's not opposed to the idea. On the finale of The Bachelorette season 13 on Monday, Rachel Lindsay chose Bryan Abasolo to receive her final...
The nomi-greens are in! The Environmental Media Association is set for its 27th annual awards show, honoring the greenest in film and television, and has exclusively revealed the...
After what felt like an unusually long charter season on Below Deck Mediterranean, we have finally arrived at tonight’s finale. Between all the hook ups, shifting friendship alliances and overdramatic fights, it’s hard to remember what the dynamic was even like at the start of the season. But one relationship we couldn’t forget (since it dragged out over every single episode) was the love triangle between Chef Adam Glick, Bosun Wesley Wiz Walton and Deckhand/Heartbreaker of the High Seas Malia White. And in case you thought the day would never come, it’s judgement day for Malia. Well, sort of. I have news for all of you Malia haters out there – you might be disappointed at the end of this.
Try as he might, Adam is unable to get Wiz-Golly-Shucks-I-Really-Like-The-Girl to truly give a damn that he is being played like a Croatian fiddle by Malia. I don’t even know if there is such a thing as a Croatian fiddle but if there is, Wiz is being played like one. Adam has not only prepared his speech to Wiz but he also did some “cross referencing” of dates, texts and locations of Malia’s tongue so that he could be fully present all of the evidence to Wiz to make sure he does not befall the same fate as Adam’s poor little broken grown-man heart. I mean, really, does Adam just have the worst case of being a sore loser or what? Well, maybe not the worst, as you’re about to see with The Milkshake Man later this episode, but Adam is close.
Anyway, Adam presents Wiz with his mental trapper keeper full of all the ways that Malia has been playing them but he forgot one crucial piece of this whole barf-worthy puzzle: Wiz doesn’t care. He has Malia so what does it matter to him? And it doesn’t since Wiz responds with saying that they just need to get through the next 12 hours of their final charter. Sure, he’s confused but has confused every stopped you from making out with someone you like? You guys don’t have to answer that.
Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier got a self-important earful of her own last week when Christine “Bugsy” Drake, the Second Stew who just cannot Second Stew, accused her of not pulling her own weight on board. Hannah isn’t about to take her work ethic being questioned so she decides to show Bugsy what it’s like to WERK.
The Milkshake Man requests that someone from the crew accompany his harem of women shopping so they can spend all that money that’s been burning a hole in their shorty-short pockets. The Sirocco has just the man for the job: Bobby Giancola. 100 spritzes of Axe body spray and a quick blow out later, an excited Bobby is ready to accompany six beautiful women out shopping. But Bobby must have inhaled too much of his body spray because he actually thought this would be a fun task and it’s anything but. It doesn’t take long for him to turn into a professional purse holder/cat herder with all six women taking off in different directions anytime they see anything shiny.
Not good news for Bobby since Milkshake Man gave specific orders to have them all back for dinner and boy, this guy is hangry back on the boat. He whines about how he wants to start dinner and when the girls slowly arrive back, he barks at them about where they were and what took them so long. Uh oh, Sugar Daddy is not happy, especially when two don’t even make it back. The girls who did get peppered with questions about what they like about Bobby and they certainly don’t help matters by saying how much they love the big goon.
It’s starting to dawn on Milkshake Man that even paying for women can’t stop them from enjoying the company of a tattooed deckhand willing to carry their purse and this doesn’t bode well with him. No amount of milkshakes will solve this and Milkshake Man demands to speak with Captain Sandy Yawn and orders the harem to not comment, leaving them to pout over their plates of food. Captain Sandy arrives and Milkshake Man unleashes his midlife crisis/even money can’t get you laid frustrations about how Bobby is stealing all of his Sugar Daddy thunder. He was willing to look the other way when Bobby took Escort #4 Paola out for a jet ski ride but what he won’t stand for is leaving two women he paid good money for behind at port. Captain Sandy smiles through gritted teeth as Milkshakes demands Bobby be put on anchor watch and not be allowed to come out with him and the rest of the crew tonight.
Paola decides to take a stand and stay behind on her own accord since she finds out Bobby isn’t allowed to come out with them. She may be hot, but she isn’t smart and Milkshakes decides he’s going to fix these two star-crossed lovers once and for all. He pulls Bobby aside and like a true dad would, he tells him how disappointed he is in him because you know, Bobby doesn’t know if Milkshakes or his other friend were paying for sex interested in Paola and that crossed the line. Even in the world of escorts, Bro Code is to be taken seriously, I guess. But wait, wasn’t Milkshakes the one who tried to push the set up between Bobby and Paola after Bobby said they were matched on Tinder? Bobby is understandably confused but while Milkshakes may be an insecure creep, he’s no dummy and he tells Bobby to get dressed and come out with them because that way, Bobby won’t be left alone on the boat with Paola. Bobby is pissed but has no choice to go along with it. He seriously miscalculated his little friendship with Jerry and learns that a Tinder connection won’t override the guy who paid for said Tinder connection’s trip to Croatia.
They all head out to the club and Hannah is in full work mode, wrangling the harem, plus Milkshakes and his other pimp. At the club, Hannah arranges for Milkshakes to replace one of the cage dancers and he thinks he will continue to humiliate Bobby by making him join him in another one. Little does he know, this is the moment Bobby has been preparing for his whole life and Bobby wastes no time ripping his shirt off and busting out his best stripper moves, putting Milkshake Man’s over-the-hill dance moves to shame.
As the night winds down, they all arrive back at the boat at 3 AM and Bobby is ordered to bring the girls to Milkshakes in the hot tub but they all scatter like cockroaches, desperate to not get caught with Milkshakes for any more time than they have to. Are these the worst paid travel companions in history or what? They won’t even pretend to like the guy who is paying them and I for one, LOVE watching it play out. Even better? Watching Milkshakes pass out in the hot tub while waiting for them all and almost drowning until Bobby and Max Hagley wake him up.
Paola is off to go sell tea on Instagram and Bobby sees her to her airport shuttle, saying goodbye with a passionate kiss. Don’t worry Bobby, there are plenty more swipe rights where she came from.
The next morning, Milkshakes and the gang head out and Wiz wishes them all a “Savel Trafe” instead of “Travel Safe” as they leave, no doubt hypnotized by all those boobies. Before Milkshakes can leave, he makes a big speech about how the actions of one have consequences for many and then quickly says that’s not the case here and hands over a big tip, plus the MVP tip to Hannah, his favorite unpaid gal on the ship. Ha! Suck it, Bugs! But Hannah shows her class and leadership by insisting on splitting her extra tip with the crew, on top of it already being the largest tip of the season. All in all, this crew raked in $141,000 this season total, which is well worth putting up with annoying charter guests.
Once the crew cleans up the ship, Captain Sandy takes them out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant overlooking the ocean. After dinner and toasting to how wonderful the crew is, Sandy takes her leave and lets the crew enjoy themselves and by enjoy, I mean, rip each other to shreds.
Hannah takes Bugsy to go talk and asks her point blank if she thinks she worked harder than her all season. Bugs says yes and then proceeds to tell Hannah that everyone else feels this way too, including Lauren Cohen, who is supposed to be Hannah’s friend. Hannah finds Lauren to tell her what she’s been hearing and Lauren uses the pathetic excuse that Bugs was trying to brainwash her against Hannah. Oh Lauren, sweetie, you have to have a brain to be brainwashed. When Hannah confronts the both of them together, Bugsy didn’t realize Lauren had already picked her side and that side was Hannah. Lauren claims she didn’t say anything of the sort (and we are treated to all the clips where she did) and that the only person she is going to be friends with when this charter is over is Hannah. Uhhh probably not after Hannah sees that footage.
Wiz speaks with Malia privately and I don’t think I can bear much more of these two! But for the sake of the recap, here I go: Wiz shares with Malia about the text messages that Adam showed him and Malia says they “kind of” had a thing and then he asks her if they had a thing before they got on the boat and Malia issues another downplay of “kind of”. Apparently, that’s good enough for Wiz, who says as long as she likes him, that’s all that matters and they make out.
Back at the boat, Adam is revealing to Hannah that the “kind of” thing was a full on intimate relationship before he and Malia even got on board, while Malia does damage control, painting Adam as an obsessive lover who said “I love you” after 4 days. OK, I’m assuming there are two sides to every story and the truth. I have no doubt Adam came on a little strong considering he’s one onion short of onion soup but Malia’s downplaying of what she had with Adam is pretty hard to believe in general.
The next morning, while the crew packs up, Malia unpacks – right onto Adam, telling him that he needs to hear what she has to say, whether he wants to or not. Then she spins a tale of how poor little Malia liked a cool surfer dude who turned out to be a colossal a**hole and sure, she could have stopped leading him on at some point but was just too intimidated by him to break it off. Adam tells her he doesn’t have any respect for her and she storms away with a final “f**k off”. But Adam isn’t done and Malia should have known he wasn’t so he goes and tells Wiz the final secret in his box of tricks – he and Malia were in a physical relationship before they even got on the boat. Once again, Adam is wasting his breath as Wiz pretends to care but really doesn’t.
One by one, they all leave the ship on good terms, save for a terse goodbye between Hannah and Bugsy. Wiz hopes things work out with Malia and Hannah admits that she’s going to need a lot of therapy, thanks to this season.
TELL US – WHO WAS THE MVP OF THE SEASON? WHO ANNOYED YOU THE MOST?
Photo Credit: Bravo TV
The post Below Deck Mediterranean Season 2 Finale: Savel Trafe, Sirocco! appeared first on Reality Tea.
This week in the Big Brother 19 house, allegiances started to create a more firm foundation. We started to really see who was on whose side as the week turned into utter chaos. Josh Martinez started to see who he could really trust in the Big Brother game, and who wanted all the power for themselves this week.
Expecting to be torn apart, Jessica Graf and Cody Nickson finally started to work on making deals with other Big Brother 19 players. They weren’t the only ones trying to create some new allies, but overall, the week didn’t show any major shifts of trust, but a clear defining line within certain groups and duos.
Kevin Schlehuber worked on creating a temporary alliance with Cody. He wanted him on his side so that he could help protect Jason Dent, Alex Ow, and Paul Abrahamian. The alliance was good up until Cody and Jessica went off on Josh. This seemed to have crushed any hope of a new Jason, Alex, Cody, and Kevin alliance. Even if it was a real alliance, we didn’t expect it to last very long. If Cody doesn’t win Head of Household, then he’s going out after Jessica’s Thursday eviction.
Image credit to 89razorskate20
Paul still has most of the players in his camp. However, he’s pulling himself closer to the Alex, Jason, and Kevin’s side. He has already been throwing Raven Walton and Matt Clines under the bus. Matt and Raven haven’t caught on yet that they’re near the bottom with Mark Jansen and Elena Davies in the huge house alliance.
Mark and Elena’s showmance has gained a little more steam as Elena remains on the block, and Mark continues his winning streak with the Power of Veto win. They may officially become a showmance duo once again. They also have a contingent alliance with Cody. They will throw him on the block if they win Head of Household. However, it is unlikely that Cody will go after them if he wins Head of Household.
Alex, Kevin, and Jason seem to be in the strongest spot at the moment. Everyone wants to form something with them. They can pick between any side, as Cody, Josh, and Paul all want them on their side. Alex wants to remain most loyal to Paul. Kevin and Jason as well, but they’re not opposed to having Cody join their team.
Christmas Abbott pulled Josh more towards her side this week. However, everyone else still isn’t completely on team Christmas. Christmas hurt her alliance with Josh some by using the Ring of Replacement, which really hurt his quest to evict Elena this week. However, the duo has patched things up.
Keep it here all summer for Big Brother 19 news, spoilers, exclusives, and recaps! Make sure to subscribe to CBS: All Access to get your live feeds and enjoy more exclusive content. Don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to stay updated on all the Big Brother 19 news!
