Big Brother Global: 04/19/18

Thursday, April 19, 2018

'BBB 18': Patrícia diz que bullying a fez emagrecer 8 quilos

Além de ser duramente criticada por conta de sua participação no "BBB 18", Patrícia virou motivo de chacota por ser considera gorda e revela que emagreceu por conta de bullying.— Eu emagreci oito quilos em um mês, mas não foi por conta de dieta....

Ana Paula fala sobre participação no 'BBB 18': 'Minha imagem foi acabada'

Poucas horas antes de começar a final do "BBB 18", os ex-participantes do programa participaram de uma coletiva de impresa para avaliar suas participações. Umas das mais rejeitadas da edição, Ana Paula afirmou que até hoje é hostilizada e contou,...

Monick Camargo lança canal no YouTube e exibe bumbum perfeito em foto

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Thursday Night Tea – April 19th

Kanye West is writing a book. On Twitter. – dlisted

Does Abby Lee Miller have cancer? – TMZ

Thomas Ravenel threatened to sue over scandalous story? – Inquisitr

Chris Pratt talks anxiety and divorce – Celebitchy

Nicole Richie gives us Simple Life nostalgia – The Blast

Are you a Giada fan? – Starcasm

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John Cena tweets about "perseverance" following split from Nikki Bella

John Cena tweeted about "hardship" and "loss" on Monday following news that the WWE Superstar and Nikki Bella are splitting up after six years together.

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Katie Lowes Promises That the End of Scandal Will Truly Make a Statement

We're just a few hours away from the end of one of TV's biggest shows, and based on what we heard from star Katie Lowes, our emotions are going to be all over the place. Lowes...

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Jillian Harris and fiance Justin Pasutto expecting second child together

Jillian Harris has announced she's pregnant again!

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Chris Lambton and Sara Bendrick starring in new 'Lawn & Order' on DIY Network

Chris Lambton and Sara Bendrick will be starring in a new series on DIY Network.

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Mariah Carey "inspired" by fans after her bipolar disorder announcement

Mariah Carey has thanked fans on Instagram for their "overwhelming" support after the singer went public about her struggle with bipolar disorder.

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Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani have "date night" at ACM Awards

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani attended the Academy of Country Music Awards together on Sunday night.

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Craig Conover Describes Season 5 Of Southern Charm As “Battle Of The Sexes”; Warns “Everyone Screams This Year”

Craig Conover

Two episodes in and it’s clear that Southern Charm Season 5 is a battle of the sexes. After Season 4, Craig Conover and Naomie Olindo ended their relationship, Chelsea Meissner and Austen Kroll broke up, and then there’s Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel, whose relationship (even as co-parents) is almost always on shaky ground.

Craig opened up about his current relationship status, dating on the show, what else we can expect during Season 5.

In an interview with Bravo’s The Daily Dish podcast, Craig confirmed, “I am single.” Then he threw a little bit of shade: “I recently closed a pretty big chapter in my life, but you know, I’m excited that we were able to actually close it, instead of it winding on like some of our other friends.” ~~Cough cough, Thomas and Kathryn.~~

Craig explained, “You know, we’ve both been kind of able to move on. Neither of us did anything bad, which was great. Nobody stepped out on anyone or cheated or any of that, so there wasn’t really any anger. You know, disappointment. We both kind of obviously wished things were different, but we finally accepted reality and moved on. You will see this year that we both have very different lives now than we did a year ago.”

Craig was asked if we would see him dating on Season 5. He explained, “This season, it’s talked about and it kind of becomes kind of a conflict because at the end of Naomie and I’s relationship, you know, there’s multiple times this year, you know, that you will see me try to communicate that there is no one I prefer to be with other than her. I’m like, ‘You’re my favorite person. Let’s make this work.’ You know she says, she’s just, you know, done trying, you know, ‘I need to think with my head,not my heart. It’s time to move on.’ It’s going to be a pretty, wild ride this season.” Craig pointed out, “also have the exact same friend group.”

Craig declared, “This year is the battle of the sexes.” He continued, “What everyone will get to see is we are so intertwined and we all have the same friends.” He reflected on Shep Rose’s (very awkward) birthday party: “We all go to support him. What it means is that you have a whole bunch of people who have broken up weeks or months prior who haven’t spoken and they’re all about to be in the same place.”

Craig may not be close with Naomie these days, but at least his relationship with Shep is back on track. Craig shared, “Shep becomes a very supportive and healthy influence in my life with being nice and encouraging. I think he saw how the breaking down approach didn’t help with me. We all help each other out.”

What else can we expect from the rest of Season 5? Craig warns, “Everyone screams this year. It used to just be Thomas and Kathryn and now every single person is yelling throughout the season.” Craig clarified, “It’s not dark. It’s a healthy… It’s just good.” If the rest of the season is anything like the first two episodes, I am all for it. They have really been bringing it for Season 5.

Tonight is an all new episode of Southern Charm. “Patricia surprises Cameran by planning a glamorous retro baby shower, but not everyone gets an invite. At the shower, Craig and Naomie fall back into old habits and an unexpected guest turns the event on its head. As Cameran begins to face the realities of becoming a new mother, Kathryn makes up for lost time with her kids. Meanwhile, Thomas considers his future with Ashley.”

Join us in the comments to dish on the drama!

TELL US- WHO DO YOU PREDICT WILL BE BREAKING UP/HOOKING UP THIS SEASON?

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Alan Bersten reveals neck tumor surgery ahead of new 'Dancing with the Stars' season

Alan Bersten is getting ready to compete on Dancing with the Stars: Athletes, but he just underwent a serious surgery and had a tumor removed from his neck!

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Trailer: Old Wounds, New Hair and So Many F-Bombs

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 7 Reunion, RHOBH

Question: How many f-bombs can a Housewives cast drop in two minutes? We have the answer to that one, thanks to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' season eight reunion trailer,...

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'BBB 18': 'Não senti culpa nenhuma', declara Paula sobre ter ficado com Breno

"Não vim para passear". Esse foi o recado dado por Paula logo que entrou na casa. Última eliminada da 18ª edição do Big Brother Brasil, com 62,19% dos votos, a empresária mostrou mesmo que não estava ali para brincar e teve como marca a forte...

NeNe Leakes Says Kim Zolciak & Sheree Whitfield’s Relationship “Isn’t Even Real”

NeNe Leakes Says Kim Zolciak & Sheree Whitfield’s Relationship “Isn’t Even Real”; Cynthia Bailey Says Kim Intentionally Insulted Her When She Said “Just Be Quiet And Look Pretty”

At this point the three-part Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 10 reunion is shaping up to be everyone vs. Kim Zolciak. Sure, there were other topics discussed, but those were just child’s play in comparison to the animosity between Kim and NeNe Leakes.

Plus, it seems like everyone on this show (minus Sheree Whitfield) has it out for Kim. Even Cynthia Bailey– the least shady person in the cast- is upset with Kim after Kim told her to “just be quiet and look pretty” and insisted that she meant that as a compliment instead of an insult. Yeah right…

NeNe reflected on the last reunion episode in a Bravo blog post, NeNe admitted, “When Kim walked into the reunion, the first thing I thought was, ‘Here comes the bad energy.'” That’s funny because my thought was “This is episode is about to get good.”

During the reunion, Kim told NeNe that her relationship with Sheree is “eating her alive,” but NeNe insists, “Either that had to be a joke or she was lost for words, because I don’t give two f—s about her relationship with Shereé. Their relationship isn’t even real! If it was, they would tell each other how dumb they looked this season.” Is this in reference to the failed wig and wardrobe choices or their story lines?

In her own Bravo blog post, Cynthia shared, “Kim has certainly told me more than a few times that she thinks that I’m beautiful, and I always took it as a compliment. However, at the Elephant Room, she most definitely meant the ‘just be quiet and look pretty’ comment as a dig. I think that it was obvious to everyone, so trying to argue anything differently was just crazy to me.” Kim really needs to pick her battles, here. She has way bigger fish to fry than Cynthia. She should just fess up to being rude and get onto atoning her other sins from this season if she wants to save face with the fandom.

TELL US- DO KIM & SHEREE HAVE A REAL FRIENDSHIP? WAS KIM TRYING TO INSULT CYNTHIA? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: KIM’S OR NENE’S?

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Cardi B breaks Beyonce's Guinness World Record -- "I'm so thankful"

Cardi B has broken the Guinness World Record for Most Simultaneous Billboard U.S. Hot 100 entries by a female, a record previously held by Beyonce.

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Carrie Underwood announces new 'Cry Pretty' album

Carrie Underwood has announced her sixth studio album will be titled Cry Pretty after her lead single of the same name and will be released on Sept. 14.

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Roberto Justus assina com a Band para fazer mais um 'O Aprendiz'

Roberto Justus assina com a Band para fazer mais um 'O Aprendiz' VEJA.comFull coverage

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How Scandal's Olivia Pope Became a TV Icon

Just over six years ago, Olivia Pope changed the game. When Kerry Washington's white-hatted (and often luxurious white-coated) Washington fixer debuted on ABC's Scandal, she...

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Report: Danielle Staub Wedding Filming For Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Danielle Staub

There’s no word on whether Danielle Staub will get promoted to full-time Housewife for Season 9 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it does seem like she and Marty Caffrey will have their wedding filmed for the Bravo cameras.

Danielle’s engagement didn’t make it into the regular season episodes last year, but the clip was shown during a Secrets Revealed episode after the reunion. During the reunion, Danielle also shared that Teresa Giudice would be one of her maids of honor (maybe she will flip a table before she gives a speech at the reception) with Melissa Gorga and Margaret Josephs serving as bridesmaids. Even if Danielle isn’t a Real Housewife for Season 9, she does have most of the full-time cast members in her wedding, so it wouldn’t be too surprising if it was filmed for the show.

An “insider” told Page Six, “They’re getting married May 5 on Bimini Island.” That same “insider” shared,“Bravo cameras will film it”- which is interesting since there weren’t any photos of Danielle filming with the cast during the trip to Oklahoma. Was she just busy that weekend? Or is she going to be featured as a Friend of the Housewives (again) instead of a full-time cast member?

A different source told Page Six, “they pushed the wedding up for the show so she could demand a bigger paycheck next season.” So I guess that does mean she’s back? Page Six also noted that Bravo didn’t get back to them for a comment. Nevertheless, with Teresa, Melissa, and Margaret in this wedding, it is very likely that the wedding will be featured on Season 9 in some capacity. Hopefully she makes it into the regular season instead of a random post-reunion episode full of random footage.

TELL US- ARE YOU HAPPY THAT DANIELLE’S WEDDING WILL BE FEATURED ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY NEXT SEASON? DO YOU WANT DANIELLE TO BE A FULL-TIME CAST MEMBER AGAIN?

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Jax Taylor Opens Up About His Summer Breakup With Brittany Cartwright

Jax dumps Brittany

Spoiler alert: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright are still together. Yes, they broke up during the last episode of Vanderpump Rules, but anyone who follows them on social media is well-aware that they’ve reconciled. They tweet and Instagram about each other almost daily.

After Jax was encouraged by his “reiki master” Kelsey, he broke up with Brittany, but that was filmed months ago. They are in a much different place these days, but that still had to be rough to watch and relive.

Jax opened up about the temporary breakup on social media. A viewer tweeted him saying, “My heart broke for you watching the last two shows. You were crying out for help, but there was no one around who could see what it really meant. I’m glad things are better and continue to improve. #PumpRules #staystrong.” Jax responded with, “I appreciate all of this.. I was a mess but each day has gotten better, I’ll never be perfect I know this, but I do know that I have the best partner a guy can ask for, and all I care about is being the best I can for her here on out. Thanks again means a lot.”

Jax confessed, “To be honest I was at the bottom of the barrel, lost, insecure my father was dying ..I hated myself and I thought it was the right thing to do because I was bringing her down. I am not perfect and I will never be but I am working very hard on myself .” He added, “I realized later that @BNCartwright is my angel and she makes me want to be a better man. We are in a great place now the best we have ever been, but it takes work, just know that I am working hard and thank you to all who watch.”

Now we just have to see what happens at the reunion show. Will Jax and Brittany have to talk about their relationship troubles from last summer or will they just focus on the happy place they seem to be in these days? Will they even be sitting next to each other at the reunion? Last season they were on opposite sides of the room and that was without the public relationship drama.

TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JAX’S TWEETS? DO YOU THINK JAX & BRITTANY’S RELATIONSHIP WILL LAST? DO YOU WANT JAX & BRITTANY’S RELATIONSHIP TO LAST?

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'The Voice' finally reveals Top 12 artist after three jam-packed "Live Playoffs" performance shows

The Voice has determined its Top 12 artists for Season 14 after advancing eight more contestants to next week's live shows during Wednesday night's special one-hour broadcast.

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Roberto Justus assina com a Band para fazer mais um 'O Aprendiz'

Roberto Justus assina com a Band para fazer mais um 'O Aprendiz' Emais Estadão
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Meghan Markle's Wedding on Suits: Get Your First Look at Her TV Nuptials and Exit

It's finally happening, the most anticipated wedding of 2018 is here. Well, one of the most anticipated weddings of 2018 involving Meghan Markle is here. In the promo below, get a first look...

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Roberto Justus surpreende, assina com grande emissora e anuncia 'O Aprendiz'

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13 Reasons Why Season 2 Is a "Redemptive and Hope-Filled Story," According to Kate Walsh

Not much is known about 13 Reasons Why season two...until now. The Netflix series is "going off book," still living in the world based on Jay Asher's book, but going further with the...

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Heather Thomson Says Luann de Lesseps Is A Narcissist; Calls Sonja Morgan and Ramona Singer “Catty, Dumb Bitches”

Heather Thomson

Former Real Housewives of New York star Heather Thomson has been busy running her businesses and living life since leaving the show, but she took a little time recently to sit down and share her thoughts on her former co-stars and more.

Heather was a guest on the Andy’s Girls podcast and dished on everything from Luann de Lesseps‘ narcissism to her advice for Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kenya Moore. Read on for some memorable quotes from her interview.

Heather talked about Luann‘s arrest and asserts that she’s “totally a narcissist.” Heather says of the arrest, “I wasn’t surprised. The issue with Luann and I was always authenticity and to be true. I had heard about narcissism, I had never really met somebody that had really fit the bill, it was hard for me to fathom that this was truly textbook.” She continued, “She’s totally a narcissist, she doesn’t get it and she’s so self-promotional all the time. I loved her stupid little etiquette side to herself because it was so funny the countess thing, dramatic for television, it’s funny.”

Speaking of dramatic former co-stars, Heather weighs in on Sonja Morgan and her toaster oven dreams. “What you see with Sonja is what you get, and Lady Morgan is very true. I think the upsetting thing about Sonja for me is 100% what you said, and that she’s actually a big fat goofball, and she takes herself too seriously when she should have a wink and a nod.” Adding, “She took it too seriously, couldn’t get out of her own way, and so therefore she never really launches anything. She’s the one housewife I’m not in touch with, on no level do we relate to one another.”

She calls Sonja and Ramona Singer “catty dumb bitches.” Heather shares, “I remember when we went to Montana – remember when I threw the hatchet – we were taking pictures afterwards and then Sonja came and said to me that Ramona was cracking behind my back like oh don’t take a picture with Heather, don’t promote her. And so they take a picture with me and in their mind they’re promoting me and until that point I didn’t really get it and I was like, you catty dumb bitches. And they really are by the way, and they continue to be on the show. I don’t have that relationship with Ramona off the show. We stay in touch.”

And she also shared a little bit of advice for newly married Atlanta Housewife, Kenya Moore (and for all married stars on any Housewives show). “For any housewife, if you’re going to make a career out of it, and it’s your genuine career, and they want your husband to be on the show, well that’s something that you’re going to have to deal with. If you don’t have a contract and you have a husband or spouse that doesn’t want to be on the show, then be honest about it.”

Andy’s Girls Podcast – Heather’s full interview is definitely worth the listen! She also talks about Aviva Drescher being asked to leave the show and weighs in on Bethenny Frankel and Carole Radziwill, as well!

TELL US – DO YOU MISS HEATHER ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY? DO YOU AGREE WITH HER ASSESSMENTS OF HER FORMER CO-STARS?

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'Survivor: Ghost Island' recap: Libby Vincek voted out after Michael Yerger plays Immunity Idol

Survivor: Ghost Island's merged Lavita tribe voted Libby Vincek out of the game after the real target, Michael Yerger, played his hidden Immunity Idol during Wednesday night's episode on CBS.

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Monick Camargo lança canal no YouTube e exibe bumbum perfeito em foto

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Where Does Riverdale Rank Among the Best TV Musical Episodes?

That truly was a night to remember. Riverdale finally brought us its musical episode last night, and we kind of can't get over how natural that high school-level production of...

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Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Til Brunch Do Us Part

This week, The Real Housewives of New York hit the road. It’s time for everyone to assemble at the dinner table and give one another a verbal dressing down. Because this is what they do best, no? The ladies are heading to the Hamptons for Bethenny Frankel’s birthday, Carole Radziwill’s post-marathon soiree – hosted by Hamptons maven herself, Ramona Singer – and for the annual WWE match between Dorinda Medley and Sonja Morgan. Dorinda has been mainlining martinis in preparation for the event. Sonja has been taking her kaftans out of cellophane for the event.

Carole is driving up with Tinsley Mortimer and Dorinda. But the bigger point of contention is where she’s staying – at a hotel with Tinsley instead of at Bethenny’s Hamptons pad. Why? Well, we get two different answers. Carole says that Bethenny’s “got a full house” so she opted to stay elsewhere. But Bethenny claims she invited Carole, but thinks her ex-bestie doesn’t want to come over because Bethenny’s daughter will be there. “Carole needs a best friend really close to at all times,” says Bethenny, who presumes Tinsley is this new best friend. “They’re thick as thieves.”

Meanwhile, Sonja is boarding the Jitney bus. Yes, this is how far the mighty ~~former~~ Morgan has fallen. OH THE HUMANITY! Thank god for her delusions of grandeur, which make her think that bus travel is suddenly luxurious. Guess she’s happy when surrounded by sweaty faces going places. “Anything to save a hundred bucks!” cries Sonja as she hefts her suitcase into the community luggage hole.

Meanwhile, Tinsley, Carole, and Dorinda are talking about Sonja’s crazy ass the entire way to the Hamptons. Why is Sonja coming for them so hard? Did this “juice cleanse” have illegal questionable ingredients in it? Dorinda likes Carole’s phrase about Sonja: “She’s nasty-nice.” So, then what is Carole for literally telling you your friend says you’re FAT? Nice-nasty? Or just nasty-nasty? Hmm. In any case, Dorinda isn’t playing games anymore. It’s almost CLIP! time.

Luann de Lesseps is already in the Hamptons putting together a gift basket of lovely artisanal items for Bethenny’s birthday – and a Ninja blender for Sonja’s new 100% ~~crack~~ juice diet. As she reluctantly buys Sonja’s long list of items (that she literally DEMANDED of her host), Sonja is trolling the parking lot in a local strip mall waiting for her ride. Finally, her knight in shining silver pickup truck comes to ferry her away…to her car? Which is stored at his house? What is happening here?!? (Luann: Visit the pharmacy next. Fill prescriptions.)

Ramona has also arrived at her Hamptons home, ordering staff (who came to deliver art) around and demanding they hang paintings, move furniture, and fix her TV like only Ramona can. She’s #SorryNotSorry for her entitled ways. And much to Bethenny’s eternal chagrin, this ridiculous leopard will never change her spots.