Our favorite Floridians are back in Real Housewives of Miami Season 6, Episode 7, titled “Dildo & Dildon’t.” While Episode 7 brought some surprising reconciliations, it also stirred up some new issues. Last week, the girls set their sights on Palm Beach, driving down for a weekend getaway. The goal was to keep everything chill and relaxed, and things almost stayed tame. However, as is par for the course with the Housewives, dinner went sideways. Catch all the contention in our RHOM Season 6, Episode 7 recap.
Kiki brought a dildo to Palm Beach
Upon rejoining the Housewives at their temporary Palm Beach residence, Lisa announced that she had a game planned for the girls – a scavenger hunt. Lisa said there had been too much drama as of late, and everyone needed to cool off and let loose. When the teams were divided up, Nicole ended up with Alexia and Marysol.
Nicole admitted she had apprehensions about being grouped with her fellow Cubans given her history with the two. Nevertheless, the trio did manage to have a good time together. The scavenger hunt required the ladies to perform tasks such as acting like an animal, taking a tasteful nude, and finding a tampon, underwear, or lip gloss.
During the latter task, Nicole found a dildo in Kiki’s bag. “I touched it with my bare hands!” Nicole told the camera. Kiki defended her choice to take the toy on vacation, saying she never knew what mood she might be in. Nicole admitted she was “having the best time” with her partners.
Marysol apologizes to Nicole
Nicole and Marysol then had a surprising heart-to-heart. Marysol admitted that she had been a bully to the doctor. “I apologize,” she said, explaining that Nicole was still new and Marysol felt the need to “test” her.
Nicole forgave her, and Marysol said Nicole had no obligation to forgive so quickly. Nicole explained that she’d gone through too much with her father to want to hold grudges anymore. “Being angry keeps you stuck,” she explained. Moreover, Nicole said she appreciated Marysol’s admission that she’d been so terrible the last two years.
With that, the girls got ready for a dinner out on the town, putting on their best dresses and most expensive makeup. They even took a sprinter van and managed to behave themselves! On their way to the restaurant, the ladies discussed the grossest fetishes they’d ever seen from their partners, including feet, pregnancy, and drinking out of pump heels? “Que asco.”
The Housewives hold Marysol’s feet to the fire
After Lisa nearly fell on her way into the restaurant, the ladies made their way through drinks and appetizers. Lisa gave a toast about the “sisterhood” between the group. She expressed how special everyone was to her, and the sentiment rang true for everyone else at the table. Of course, there was an elephant in the room.
Marysol spoke up, noting the tension between her and Adriana. Marysol addressed her behavior the last time they’d been in a sprinter van. “I did not like the way I was,” she admitted. Marysol is extinguishing her burning bridges left and right. Adriana thanked Marysol for her words, and they seemed to move past it.
That was close. Things could’ve turned sideways very fast. But Adriana accepted the apology with grace and the group moved on … almost.
Julia soon spoke up. “Marysol, this group needs to move forward, and I feel you are the reason why we cannot move forward.” Adriana hid a smile behind her napkin. Julia specifically came after Marysol for having not defended Alexia when she spoke with Thierry, Adriana’s old boyfriend.
The trial of Marysol Patton
That’s when the unexpected happened. Guerdy couldn’t believe it. Nicole couldn’t believe it. But Alexia spoke up against Marysol as well. “You do say things about different people in the group and then you don’t own up to it,” she said.
Larsa jumped in as well, saying Marysol would often start drama without finishing it. She cited the time she and Nicole were at war and Marysol showed Nicole a DM claiming that she slept with a resident while she was married. Nicole became a little ill-tempered at the reminder and Marysol said, “You’re right. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.”
But that was hardly the end of it. Julia jumped in again, asking if Marysol had hired a private investigator to follow “certain people.” Marysol denied it, but once Julia mentioned it, Lisa remembered talk of a PI following Anthony. Nicole said she was told the same thing, explaining how pictures were taken of Anthony at a staff get-together.
Nicole became pretty uncharacteristically livid, almost shouting as she repeated what Anthony had told her. Julia also said a friend had told her that Marysol intended to “behead” Adriana with private information. Things took another strange turn when Marysol asked, “Was your friend my ex?” Julia paused before responding and didn’t deny it.
The ladies are sick of hearing about Lenny
That’s when things truly went off the rails. First, Lisa tried defending Marysol, saying how hurt she’d be if any of her friends went to dinner with Lenny. Kiki and Guerdy showed the annoyance on their faces. Guerdy told the cameras that she would pluck her eyelashes out one at a time with tweezers if she had to hear more about Lenny.
Marysol told Lisa to move on, reiterating her advice last week. Kiki was also fed up, saying Lisa said the name Lenny so much that it sounded like “a song.” Kiki explained, “You’re giving Lenny too much of your time,” and she was right. Lisa only gives the wolf more power by feeding it. The best way to get the better of Lenny would be to move on.
Even Larsa confessed that Lisa talked too much about Lenny. “Who are you to talk to me about what’s happening in my life?” Lisa asked. Kiki looked to the side and said, “Well, I guess Lenny is still part of your life.” Kiki further said she wanted to hear about Lisa’s life outside of Lenny, but never did. Marysol diffused the situation, but not for long.
Kiki got up to join Nicole in the bathroom. “It wasn’t mean,” Nicole reassured her. “The thing is, she’s like a little bird.” Lisa stayed at the table and cried. Real tears? Debatable.
Larsa won’t apologize to Guerdy
With everything being laid out on the table, Larsa decided to talk to Guerdy (on top of all the other drama that had just occurred). Larsa tried to explain that she intended no malice when sharing her cancer diagnosis with the group.
Guerdy explained that she just wanted an apology. Larsa said she’d texted, called, and sent flowers. But Guerdy never asked for that. Just one apology. To her face. And despite the easy out, Larsa still did not take it. “What is one word? It’s nothing,” Larsa said. Then say sorry, Larsa!
With her trademark lack of self-awareness, Larsa said, “We’re not in preschool.” Guerdy decided she was done. She said in confessional, “She’s like the little engine that could, and she just can’t. So at this point, I’m just nodding like, ‘Yeah, yeah, whatever.’”
As for Lisa, she continued crying, and Marysol encouraged everyone to get to bed. Kiki noted that by the time she came back from the bathroom, the conversation was still on Lenny.
A tense morning in Palm Beach
The next morning, Julia and Adriana discussed how Marysol would’ve known Julia was friends with her ex, giving more credence to the PI theory. They also discussed Marysol’s dabblings with voodoo and Santería, where she allegedly brought in Adriana’s picture and wished harm on her.
As the girls gathered for breakfast, Lisa said “Good morning” to Kiki in the most passive-aggressive way possible. But Kiki returned with a comment on her blue facemask.
From there, Lisa, Nicole, and Adriana went to Lisa’s appointment to craft her scent. The rest of the girls went to croquet, and Lisa expressed some bitterness that Larsa chose the sports outing instead of her meeting. The group drove some old Chevies to the National Croquet Centers, with one broken-down Chevy unable to stop them.
Lisa Hochstein needs help ASAP
Lisa arrived at the Aroma360 location to meet with Tyler, her brand manager. She met with a chemist (the whole purpose of the trip) to finalize her scent. After trying a few options, Nicole asked Lisa what she envisioned her rebirth as. Lisa struggled to answer that question. Ultimately, she landed on the moment when she could be the old Lisa again. “I haven’t been happy for a long time.”
Lisa, I say this with total sincerity, please, find a good therapist.
Meanwhile, at the National Croquet Center, once the girls got situated with drinks and food, Marysol got a Google alert about Lisa. She read a headline explaining that Lenny claimed Lisa charged over $10k to his Instacart in one month.
Larsa said those numbers must’ve been real if Lenny was prepared to go to court with those numbers. “I know Sephora is on Instacart,” Larsa told the cameras. “I know my best friend and she’s addicted to makeup, so …” Larsa expressed her concerns that Lisa had no idea how to manage money.
From there, the group discussed how they could even talk to Lisa, knowing she just closes herself off every time they try to address their concerns with her.
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