Wednesday, December 16, 2015

'Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance' crowns Jeremy Collins winner of $1 million in unanimous jury voting

Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance declared Jeremy Collins the winner of its $1 million grand prize during the live portion of Wednesday night's finale broadcast on CBS from CBS Studio Center in Los Angeles, CA.

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Jax Taylor Opens His Own Restaurant

Jax Taylor restaurant NOW Ventura

Jax Taylor restaurant NOW Ventura

In where’d that come from?!? news, Jax Taylor has opened his own restaurant.

In how stupid can he be?!? news, the Vanderpump Rules star admitted he did NOT ask restaurateur extraordinaire Lisa Vanderpump for advice before he invested in and opened up a restaurant. But – NO WORRIES – he knows what not to do from being a ridiculously crappy employee for so many years and he plans to steal Peter Madrigal, who is a good employee, from SUR. Why do I get the feeling that Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz wrote Jax’s business plan?

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NOW Ventura

Jax invested in NOW Ventura with two friends/former co-workers.

“It is an Italian restaurant/lounge,” Jax told The Daily Dish. “It kind of resembles PUMP, but it’s got some TVs, so it’s a sports bar as well. That’s going to take up a lot of my time. That’s a really big deal. It’s my first thing I’ve ever owned.”

Jax admitted that he did NOT ask Lisa for advice, adding, “I learned everything I could from Lisa, Ken, and Guillermo, and I kind of went to the war room with my buddy, who also worked at PUMP [as] a manager, so we kind of just put our money together and opened a restaurant.”

What does Jax bring to the table? “I’ve learned what not to do. I’ve been such a, probably, sh-tty employee that now I know what to look for in employees. But it’s something that I own, so I’m going to take pride in it. I take pride in working at SUR and working at PUMP, but this is something that is mine and I am really excited about it. I feel like I’ve accomplished something.”

Jax has big plans for NOW. First, to steal Peter from Lisa, “He’s just got great work ethic. He’s very strong. He’s a good employee, good guy. Everyone loves Peter.” Second, to expand, “The whole idea is were going to open like five of them. So it’ll be like NOW Ventura, NOW Santa Monica, NOW West Hollywood.” 

I wish Jax nothing but the best… and lots and lots and lots of luck. 😉

TELL US – WILL JAX’S RESTAURANT BE A SUCCESS?

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Trump Says He'd Expected More Criticism at GOP Debate


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The Dizzying Circular Logic of Donald Trump


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Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd open up about their love story

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd have quite a history together compact with highs and lows, break ups and make ups -- but they apparently wouldn't have it any other way.

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Khloe Kardashian to star in new E! reality series 'Revenge Body With Khloe Kardashian'

Khloe Kardashian will be starring in a new E! reality series Revenge Body With Khloe Kardashian.

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'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Among AFI's Best Films of 2015


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Anna Duggar cries in 'Jill & Jessa: Counting On' promo: Josh Duggar's scandal was "such a betrayal" and broke my heart

Anna Duggar is going to let her emotions spill over in the next Jill & Jessa: Counting On special.

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Scott Disick reportedly humiliated over Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber fling, thinks she wants revenge

Scott Disick is reportedly humiliated and believes Kourtney Kardashian is seeking revenge on him through her recent fling with Justin Bieber.

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'Survivor's first castoff Vytas Baskauskas "banned" from 'Cambodia: Second Chance' reunion show

Survivor fans won't be seeing the first Cambodia: Second Chance castoff, Vytas Baskauskas, at Wednesday night's reunion special.

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Report: David Foster Is Still Financially Supporting Yolanda Foster – Even Though SHE Left Him!

yolanda david foster

yolanda david foster

So it seems like David Foster is officially sick of Yolanda Foster‘s ‘I’m sick pity-party’!

According to sources David and Yolanda have been separated for year, but it’s not David who initiated the divorce – the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star left him! David has continued paying all of Yolanda’s Lyme-induced medical bills this entire time. 

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Yolanda is being put on blast for trying to make David look bad post-split. Various stories have been circulating that Yolanda is broke after being cast out by egotistical David, and even worse, Yolanda is turning to her ex-husband Mohamed Hadid for financial support. Yolanda has been all over the press bemoaning the difficulties of marriage but her heart is breaking over the split. Is it all an act? Because insiders insist none of it’s true!

Even though Yolanda left David over a year ago (and conveniently left this out of broadcasting accolades for MY Love, Her King,) David has often been by Yolanda’s side and has fully supported her in her Lyme Journey. The couple vacationed together this summer and David tried hard to include Yolanda in his star-studded life, as well as be present for Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills filming events. We all know that’s trying… 

Even more – TMZ reports David is “paying a fortune” in Yolanda’s medical bills and financing her lifestyle. I’m venturing to guess many of Yolanda’s alternative treatments, including her “health advocate Daisy” are not covered under insurance…

David refrained from letting their split leak to the media in the ensuing months since Yolanda bailed on the marriage. 

Insiders reveal that although the couple has an iron-clad prenup, David is “giving her significantly more than he’s required to do under the document.” 

Yolanda and David also sold their $27 million dollar Malibu home this summer – ostensibly because of her Lyme – but it was actually soley David’s property. Regardless David agreed to give Yolanda a “big chunk” 0f the proceeds. 

Yolanda was able to use that money to buy a new $5 million dollar home in the upscale Wiltshire Corridor section of LA. Yolanda was spotted moving in this weekend – and toting all of her medical equipment with her. And most exciting of all her brain function, which is now at 60% improvement, has allowed her to drive again! Praise! 

Well, well, what have we hear. OK David – lets get you on a Diane Sawyer special to spill all! Can Mohamed come too. I know y’allz got stories to tell… 

TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE DAVID HAS BEEN SUPPORTING YOLANDA ALL THIS TIME?

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Lala Kent And James Kennedy Apologize To Andy Cohen For Their Disruptive Swearing On Watch What Happens Live

Watch What Happens Live - Season 12

Watch What Happens Live - Season 12

Vanderpump Rules stars Lala Kent and James Kennedy have sobered up and apologized for their behavior on Watch What Happens Live on Monday.

Lala and James took to Twitter (where else?) to apologize to Andy Cohen.

Lala, who is new to Vanderpump Rules this season, tweeted, “I’m so sorry for my potty mouth Andy. Thank you so much for having me. And thank u to my supporters. U keep me breathing. #iloveyou” Considering the ink isn’t even dry on her contract yet AND she attached herself to the oh so repulsive James, I’m guessing she doesn’t have nearly as many supporters as she thinks she does.

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Lala went on to blame alcohol and admit that she felt embarrassed. “I was a bit tipsy on @BravoWWHL and I am beyond embarrassed,” she admitted. “I got caught up and I was extremely nervous. It was a lesson learned.” Well, alcohol may explain her obnoxious behavior, but does it explain the fact that she could not comprehend and answer a question?

James used the same excuse – an uncontrollable potty mouth – as Lala.

“Sorry Andy for swearing too much (I got a potty mouth),” said James. “I had the best time though and thanks for having me, peace and love.”

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Remember when Lala ran home to her mommy after Scheana called out her “modeling job” in Italy? Yeah, she is totally headed home again, seemingly because the backlash on social media has hurt her feelings. “Back in LA, back 2 Salt Lake on Friday,” tweeted Lala. “Today has been very difficult for me. I’m needing my mama to help pick me back up and dust me off.”

Very sensitive snowflake Lala needs to grow thicker skin if she wants to make it in the cutthroat world of reality TV.

TELL US – ARE YOU ONE OF THE FANS WHO’S KEEPING LALA ALIVE?

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Nancy Dell'Olio Signs CBB Deal - Report - Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 [cbb 17]



Nancy Dell'Olio has signed a six-figure deal to go into the Celebrity Big Brother house in January, according to the Daily Star.

Nancy is probably most famous in the UK for her relationship with ex-England football manager Sven-Goran Eriksson. She has also been a contestant in Strictly Come Dancing.
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Jonathan Cheban - friend of Kim Kardashian - rumoured for CBB - Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 [cbb 17]



The Sun reports that US reality star Jonathan Cheban has signed up for January's Celebrity Big Brother in a six-figure deal.

He is famous in the media for being friends with Kim Kardashian and also has made many appearances since 2009 on the Kardashians' reality shows. He starred in a reality how called The Spin Crowd in 2010. He has also been in Millionaire Matchmaker.

He also has a series of business ventures such as lifestyle website The Dishh.com a clothing line called Kritik and...[Read more]


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Nancy Dell'Olio Signs CBB Deal - Report - Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 [cbb 17]



Nancy Dell'Olio has signed a six-figure deal to go into the Celebrity Big Brother house in January, according to the Daily Star.

Nancy is probably most famous in the UK for her relationship with ex-England football manager Sven-Goran Eriksson. She has also been a contestant in Strictly Come Dancing.
...[Read more]


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Jonathan Cheban - friend of Kim Kardashian - rumoured for CBB - Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 [cbb 17]



The Sun reports that US reality star Jonathan Cheban has signed up for January's Celebrity Big Brother in a six-figure deal.

He is famous in the media for being friends with Kim Kardashian and also has made many appearances since 2009 on the Kardashians' reality shows. He starred in a reality how called The Spin Crowd in 2010. He has also been in Millionaire Matchmaker.

He also has a series of business ventures such as lifestyle website The Dishh.com a clothing line called Kritik and...[Read more]


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Survivor Koh Rong: Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty: what we know about Survivor 32

Jeff Probst Survivor 32 Survivor Koah Rong: Brawn vs Brains vs Beauty

Survivor Kaôh Rōng: Brawn vs. Brains vs. Beauty, filmed in Cambodia on the island of Koh Rong, is the next season of the CBS reality competition, and there will likely be the usual teaser for the new season at the very end of the live finale and reunion. But as of now, there is a lot that's known about Survivor 32. Here's a game-play-spoiler-free guide to the spring 2016 season. Read this story »

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Teresa Giudice to enjoy Christmas with her family at the Gorgas' home after prison sentence ends

Teresa Giudice is getting out of prison just in time for Christmas, so what are her plans?

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Yolanda Foster Calls Out The IGNORANCE Among Her RHOBH Co-Stars

Yolanda Foster

Yolanda Foster

Yolanda Foster has moved out of David Foster‘s love nest, errrr, condo and into her own place. She took to Instagram to mark the occasion (naturally) with hashtags and put aside unpacking to watch and blog about last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Yolanda labeled the episode as “interesting” and shared that her experience with chronic Lyme disease has taught her that “a lack of education is the root of so many issues” in the world today. Yolanda went on to say that the “ignorance” displayed on the show last night just makes her want to “fight harder and speak louder.” Um, thanks a lot, Taylor Armstrong.

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Elaborating on her “lack of education” comment, Yolanda added, “What I saw on the show tonight was just that: IGNORANCE. Maybe it should anger me, but instead it makes me want to fight harder and speak louder for those whose voices can’t be heard. Those of you who have experienced chronic illness, you know what I’m talking about. What defines suffering?”

“You will never hear someone who’s walked in my shoes speak the way Taylor spoke on tonight’s episode,” said Yolanda. “I hope she never has to experience the journey she questions me for sharing.”

Yolanda insisted she is not suffering from depression, as Kyle Richards has suggested, “Neuroborreliosis has severely compromised my brain function, and even though, at times, I feel down because of my inability to participate in life, depression is not my battle!”

“Happy selfie, sick selfie… that is exactly right,” declared Yolanda. ” Every day is different, and I will not use my social media to convey anything but my truth. Bad days do exist in Beverly Hills, even though no one seems to dare share.”

Yolanda admitted she has wondered “why Lyme? why not a diagnosis with textbook answers and a cure?” and said she will not apologize for “having an illness that is difficult for others to comprehend.” Reminding us that both Bella and Anwar suffer from Lyme as well, she added, “I have watched my own two children suffer in silence from this debilitating disease, so I have learned not to pass judgment but rather accept what I don’t understand with compassion.”

“Time to get back to my boxes,” concluded Yolanda. “I know it’s going to be a slow process, but I can’t wait to make this new space feel like a happy home. In the meantime I continue to stay focused on my children. Having made great strides in the past six months, I remain hopeful and determined for a healthy future with love, light, and gratitude in my heart, because I am beyond blessed.”

TAYLOR QUESTIONING YOLANDA’S ILLNESS – WERE YOU CRINGING OR CHEERING HER ON?

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Emma Willis and Rylan Clark-Neal CBB Interviews For Ch5 - Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 [cbb 17]



Presenters Emma Willis and Rylan Clark-Neal gave interviews to the Channel 5 Big Brother website about the new series of Celebrity Big Brother starting in January.

Speaking to the official Big Brother website Emma said she begins to get excited about the new series of CBB when December starts. She has seen the line-up and it is one of the strongest yet.

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Emma Willis and Rylan Clark-Neal CBB Interviews For Ch5 - Celebrity Big Brother January 2016 [cbb 17]



Presenters Emma Willis and Rylan Clark-Neal gave interviews to the Channel 5 Big Brother website about the new series of Celebrity Big Brother starting in January.

Speaking to the official Big Brother website Emma said she begins to get excited about the new series of CBB when December starts. She has seen the line-up and it is one of the strongest yet.

"I was extremely pleased. I do think this is one of the strongest we've ever...[Read more]


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'The Amazing Race' winners Kelsey Gerckens and Joey Buttitta get engaged!

The Amazing Race winners Kelsey Gerckens and Joey Buttitta have taken their relationship to the next level.

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: No Rosebuds For You!

Lisa and Lisa go get a pony

Lisa and Lisa go get a pony

Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills traveled the globe in search of magical little ponies and mythical caftans that will disappear all of their gloom. Unfortunately money can’t buy you mini ponies or magic muumuus!

Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump are shopping in Italy. Kyle is wearing – and I really must focus on this for an extended period of time – a cropped, cold-shoulder string-tie MUUMUU shirt, over black PJ pants. With large floppy hat. This woman needs an intervention. NO MORE mom-cazh!

The worst of the worst of the worst is that Lisa and Kyle are shopping in an Italian caftan store. Naturally the conversation flows (see what I did there) towards Richards-Hilton family dysfunction and Kyle’s decision to attend the wedding. Let’s be honest Kyle went to Italy so she can tell people she bought clothes in Italy, and Kyle wants to go to Nicky’s wedding so she can tell people she went to a Rothschild society wedding. 

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Then Kyle flies off to London, while Lisa and Ken board a friend’s helicopter with Lisa’s custom Louis Vuitton and whisk off to Monte Carlo. Oh, just like MYYYYY summer vacations! So fun how Lisa and I are twinsies! Now excuse me while I board my friend Crabby’s helicopter for Beverly Hills and sour Lymes. 

Yolanda Foster introduces new housewife Erika Jayne by getting vitamin IVs. Erika is only doing this for the cameras Yolanda. Seriously what doctor condones this? And secondly, can Days of Our Lyme stop being a thing. Erika, I just met you but you’re better than this. Much better. You’re ERIKA JAYNE – maybe you should prescribe Yo some of your Painkillrz and tell her to whip that side pony she once wore round her head and prance and prance and prance. Betcha David would come trotting back! 

Enough of Yo’s lymacy! Erika is married to real life Erin Brockovich lawyer, Tom Girardi. They are rich. Thank God because if there’s one thing I demand from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills it is literally money that grows on trees. Even dead trees. Erika was once a broke cocktail waitress, and Tom was her customer. Having an ‘Anna Nicole this is your life’ (sans the drugs) moment she slipped Tom her number and the rest is literally history. Erika has a refreshing attitude about being rich – it’s way better than being poor, but if you were a poor asshole you’ll be a rich asshole too!

Before Tom leaves for work Erika serves him coffee in a styrofoam cup (interesting) and they survey the grounds surrounding their Baroque (not to be confused with broke) mansion, and Erika mentions the three tiny chipped pool tiles. She asks for Tom’s permission to replace them. Something tells me Tom does whatever Erika wants!

Meet Erika Jayne

Erika heads to her day job being Erika Jayne, temptress of the dance floor. She has 8 Billboard No 1s and a thriving career as a gyrating, soft-core alter-ego. I believe that was also Camille Grammer‘s schtick at one point? Anyhoodle, Erika needs to be bad to be happy. So whatever, I reserve judgement on this one. For now. 

Back to the ones I openly judge. Eileen Davidson is trying to get her son Jessie off to school but Vince and Jessie are both ignoring her for their computers and their phones. Eileen wonders if the men in her house can’t hear women’s voices. Maybe they’ve been exposed to Real Housewives Of Bverly Hills for too long? Or maybe Eileen should try one of those voice changer things they sell on Amazon for $9.99. If she says everything in a Bart Simpson voice I’m positive they’ll respond. But I feel you Eileen – I too am the lone lady in a house of boys and I too blame them when I become annoying. If they would just listen the first 18 times, I wouldn’t have to yell. #MomProblems

And now, KimProblems. Speaking of, I am SURE Kyle can relate to saying something over and over and over again to a person who can’t seem to hear you. Isn’t that why Kim is running around screaming that Kyle stole her house after like 15 years? 

Lisa Rinna and Eileen meet for lunch and OMG: they are both coincidentally wearing leopard-print! The frequency of Lipsa’s voice upon spotting Eileen in leopard can only be heard by mini poms and Dolce & Gabbana. Kyle arrives, NOT wearing a caftan, so everyone cheers, bursts out the champagne and gives her a standing ovation. Eileen hugged Kyle tightly, whispering in her ear, “I always believed in you!”

Then it’s time to get down to business. Eileen wonders what’s going on with Kim since she “escaped from rehab”. HA! The KimKillah Report, as covered in minute detail by such esteemed news organizations as CNN, who interrupted an ISIS broadcast to update on Kim’s latest sobriety evasion. Lipsa wonders if Kim has the tools to function in society (No) and if she’s a danger to others (Yes). Kyle feels like she’s betraying Kim by discussing it. Oh, I bet she does. How come Kyle never wants to talk about the family yet it always gets brought up while Kyle puts on her best ‘awkward and uncomfortable’ face? *side-eye*

Editor Note: I have to interrupt your BH recap with a HELL YES and THANK YOU to Bravo!  For years now we’ve signed release forms for the various production companies for the Housewives shows (among others), at least a dozen but probably more.  But every time it came down to the final edit, the powers that be would go with other sites instead or scrap the storyline/article screenshot completely.  So, we were flying high last night when we saw that they gave us not one but TWO shoutouts in a row.  We are truly grateful and excited that it happened.  Back to your recap…

So they talk about Yolanda instead! Eileen and Lipsa are still shocked by how ill Yolanda appears. Kyle again reiterates her past issues with depression. I agree with Kyle. 

Now – time for the all-important business of sneak-flying to Ohio on the private jet owned by a person called “Mossy” to sneak-buy a mini horse for Ken’s 70th birthday. Lisa and Lisa leave at 4:45 am. LVP told Ken she was going to an Ojai spa. I mean, Ojai/Ohio, both have four letters, start with an”O”, have an “i”… 

The plan is the Lisas will fly the pony home on the private jet. You can put ponies on a plane? I have been living my life wrong. 

Now, I do have serious concerns about this trip – I hope Lisa and Lisa don’t get Lyme from a mini horse in a god forsaken place like Ohio!!!!! #RISKINGTHEIRLIVESFORPONIES

Upon landing the ladies put on cowboy hats and practice YeeHawing while they scoot into a limo. Then it starts to torrential downpour and the cowboy hats come off as Lisa and Lisa clutch them in fear. It dawns on Lisa that Ken has no idea where she is… and she’s in the middle of nowhere in a place without Saks Fifth Avenue and Rosè factories. What if she ends up the subject of a very high-class Lifetime Movie about being scammed by Craigslist pony sellers? But Bravo cameras as her witness, Lisa has hope.

Lisa meets Rosebud

When they pull-up to the mini pony farm, the sun is shining and Rosebud greets them wearing a tutu (to conceal her ENORMOUS pot belly). I immediately suspected she was pregnant.  Lipsa thought Weight Watchers and wondered if she could hustle for an endorsement deal for Weight Watchers Pets starring Rosebud! 

Lisa and Lisa scamper around the farm, petting pigs, catching chickens, playing Anne of Green Gables in skinny jeans. As Lipsa is trotting with a tutu-less Rosebud they notice her back leg seems lame. LVP panics – should she take Rosebud home, or should she not? It gets real – real serious. Lipsa was a good friend; patient and not pushy, but honest. She advised Lisa not to do it, despite the pony breeder insisting Rosebud is fine. #FamousLastWords

Eventually Lisa decides to call Ken where she spills the beans on the whole charade. Ken, upon learning they were actually in Ohio at a pony farm, was completely unsurprised. Which was hilarious. Finally Lisa decides to get a vet’s OK before following through with the sale, so they return to Beverly Hills pony-less. Lisa is distraught. Lipsa is relieved she doesn’t have to spend 4 hours on a jet smelling pony poop and fake cooing over cockeyed albino donkey with a pregnancy bump. The things Housewives do for friends. 

Lisa Rinna on the farm

But seriously LVP and Lipsa could have their own travel show in which they visit strange locations, think Simple Life-esque. They’re fun together and really good sports. The Lisa and Pony show is legit. 

Back in Beverly Hills the Ken’s birthday bad luck streak continues! On the day of his English Garden Tea Party birthday celebration the weather report is rain!

Everyone must wear white, and all the ladies are required to wear giant brightly-colored hats, provided by Lisa. Because nothing says ‘Man turning 70’ like tea, crumpets, white lilies, and Monet hats. This reads like an Onion story. Ken rolled with it, because Ken. 

Lisa wore a muumuu – Kyle is a bad influence and this madness must be stopped. Or maybe Lisa was stress eating because of Rosebud gone bad? Or possibly because when Lisa smuggles Rosebud to Villa Rosa she doesn’t want her to feel body conscious. 

Eileen arrives first and looks divine. Then Taylor Armstrong appears, and well. Well… what can be said about Looony Lips McGee except she’s Loony Lips McGee and those loose lips will sink a thousand Housewives friendships. She is the Okinawa of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. And Lipsa does not want her lips keeping company with Loony Lips. 

Taylor’s first bit of bad business is informing LVP that there’s a house for sale on her street… Lisa threatens to buy it to keep Taylor out. Who is Taylor kidding? She couldn’t afford Lisa’s hood if the house was actually Rosebud’s abandoned pony shed. 

Lipsa brought Ken a pony on a stick for good laugh after their adventures in three-legged pony shopping. Kyle shows up last and immediately sulks because she got stuck with the sole remaining hat and it clashes with her lipstick. Because the focus of KEN’s birthday is KYLE.

Lisa does a rather awkwardly lovey, yet vomit-inducing toast about Ken being 70, but never being too far from 69. Pandora looked like she wanted to ralph into her giant hat, and I quite agree. Then Taylor started spouting off about Yolanda’s instagram feed being sick selfie one day, happy selfie the next day. This is all negatively affecting Taylor, because all the IV photos make it difficult for Taylor to follow Yolanda. Which is a serious priority that needs addressing in the Lala Land of Lymedom. 

Taylor has questions about Yolanda

But Taylor is saying what all the ladies are thinking – something seems fishy, not Lymey. And even though Lipsa tried to defend Yolanda, you know it got the frosted highlighted wheels in her head spinning until she was the natural blonde of her fantasies! Because even though we all know Taylor is a massive attention-seeking shit-starter, what was said had to be said. 

It starts raining so everyone runs for cover under the veranda. Kyle, realizing she’s not getting any attention, announces that she’s bored and starts dipping her feet in the pool. Eileen follows her. Lipsa tackles Eileen, knocking her into the pool. Then all ladies are jumping in and splashing around all Menopause Mamas Gone Wild: Wet Designer Cocktail Dress Contest. 

Happy Birthday Ken!

Someone pushed Ken into the pool. He stayed submerged long enough just to make sure his new hip hadn’t gotten dislodged, then splashed about ‘helplessly’ so the women would rescue him. What do you get the man who has everything? A harem of wet Housewives in white dresses to chariot him around an infinity pool high in the hills of Bel Air. I’m sure he preferred it to a mini pony. Misty-watered colored memories, right! 

TELL US – SHOULD LISA HAVE ADOPTED ROSEBUD? WAS TAYLOR OUT LINE QUESTIONING YOLANDA’S HEALTH? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ERIKA SO FAR?

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'The Voice's Jordan Smith: Winning was surreal but now I'm at the foot of another mountain

The Voice winner Jordan Smith admits he really came into his own throughout the Season 9 competition, which he won during Tuesday night's finale broadcast.

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Kim Kardashian Already Talking Weight Loss After Baby #2!

Super pregnant Kim Kardashian

Well, it’s been a hot minute since Kim Kardashian birthed baby #2, son Saint West, so it’s high time she turned her attention to the deeper issues at hand: breastfeeding and bonding with her infant. Just kidding! She’s more interested in weight loss, apparently. 

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star discussed her pregnancy weight, and her goals in losing it, on a livestream chat via her app Monday night. Starting at 130 pounds before becoming pregnant with her son, Kim reports to have ballooned up to 190 lbs by her delivery date (Dec 5). 

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Of the 60 pounds she gained during this pregnancy, Kim says she already lost 17. She credits breastfeeding with the postpartum weight loss thus far, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before a pharmaceutical company is credited with her complete body transformation! #60poundsin60days #bodybykim #brainbykermitthefrog  

Kim told Caitlyn Jenner on the livestream broadcast that “This feels like a really hard recovery but we will get through it. Everyone does it.”

Saint, who was born just 11 days ago to Kim and Kanye West, came 20 days early but was still a healthy 8 lbs, 1 oz. Let’s hope nobody puts him on a diet anytime soon! Jeeeesh. 

TELL US: DO YOU THINK KIM IS TACKLING HER POSTPARTUM WEIGHT LOSS TOO EARLY?  

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Carly Waddell reveals she has a new boyfriend

Carly Waddell has officially moved on from Bachelor in Paradise ex-boyfriend Kirk DeWindt and got a new one.

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Kim Richards Staying Sober, Attending Court-Ordered AA Meetings

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With 52 court-ordered AA meetings under her belt, Kim Richards appears to finally be piecing together some sober time. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star (who will appear occasionally this season, but is not back as a full time housewife) has been in the public eye for her battle with alcoholism for…well, a very long time now. But is Kim truly turning over a new leaf?

After her drunken incident and arrest at the Beverly Hills Hotel last April, followed by an arrest for shoplifting dollar items at Target in August, a judge ordered Kim to 52 A meetings, 300 hours of community service, and 3 years of probation.

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TMZ reports that court documents prove Kim “has been steadily attending AA meetings since September.” But the judge is taking no chances on the You-Stole-My-House! Richards Sister. She’s been ordered to continue attending 1 AA meeting per week as part of her ongoing sentencing (duration unspecified). 

KIM RICHARDS IS FILMING A NEW REALITY SHOW WITH DAUGHTER KIMBERLY JACKSON!

No longer a full time RHOBH cast member, Kim will be making appearances now and then on the current season to give Kyle Richards a viable storyline. Kim is also slated to film another reality series with daughter Kimberly Jackson: a mother/daughter themed Couples Therapy-inspired show.

Entertainment Tonight describes the show, which will also feature former despicably desperate reality star Heidi Montag and her mother, as featuring “famous mothers and daughters who have faced public struggles and are going through counseling.” Should be interesting…or at the very least, comment-inspiring! 

TELL US: DO YOU THINK KIM IS TRULY CHANGING FOR THE BETTER? WILL YOU BE WATCHING HER NEW REALITY SHOW? 

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Survivor tie votes and hidden immunity idols, explained

Kelley Wentworth plays a hidden immunity idol on Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance

During the finale of Survivor Cambodia: Second Chance, CBS promises "a shocking tribal council delivers a Survivor first." In the preview that followed last week's episode, Jeff Probst stands over an open voting urn, with no votes visible, and says, "for the first time in 31 seasons..." While we don't know what happens, the most likely possibilities involve tie votes and/or the two remaining hidden immunity idols. Here's everything the official Survivor rules and Jeff Probst say about those possible scenarios. Read this story »

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