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The clickbait about reality TV and narcissism ignores key facts
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Carpool Karaoke Brings Together Jennifer Lopez, James Corden...and Leonardo DiCaprio?
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The Fuhrman Tapes Threaten to Tear The People v. O.J. Simpson Apart
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David Foster Still Has A Good Relationship With Yolanda Foster Despite Divorce
Despite his impeding divorce from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster and her Lyme Disease, David Foster still supports his former ladylove!
“Her and I are really good,” David shares. Well, they say absence makes the heart grow fonder!
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With David and Yolanda getting along, I suppose that means we can’t expect a knockdown, drag-out nasty divorce between My Former Love and the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star. Darn – cause that would make for some exciting TV and I was hoping Yolanda could find a better storyline than Lyme Disease.
And single life is also treating David well! “I feel OK about it,” he tells ET about flying solo. “I’m fine being by myself.”
Tonight is a new episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and the drama in Dubai is about to explode! Despite Kyle Richards’ toast to friendship on their first night, and everyone’s hope that the fighting would be squashed – that’s anything but the case when Lisa Rinna confronts Lisa Vanderpump about her Munchausen Manipulations.
But first the ladies explore Dubai, traveling through sand dunes, a traditional souk market, and then experiencing an Arabian Nights themed dinner in the desert which consists of animals they never imagined eating. Unfortunately, despite the ladies leaving Yolanda and her Lyme Disease behind in Beverly Hills, she is gone but certainly not forgotten, and very much the topic of conversation!
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Ex-BBB Tamires sobre Ronan em cima de Munik: ‘Ela deve estar de saco cheio’
A maneira como Ronan está investindo em Munik no “Big Brother Brasil 16” fez a ex-BBB Tamires lembrar de sua relação com Adrilles, no “BBB 15”. A paulista disse que chegou a comentar em casa sobre a situação e revelou estar com pena da goiana.— Ela...
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Bethenny Frankel’s Mystery Illness And Surgery Revealed?
Shortly before the Real Housewives of New York season 8 trailer came out, Bethenny Frankel revealed that she had been dealing with “a couple little health issues” since season 7 wrapped. On the trailer, an emotional Bethenny says she needs surgery and inquires about a living will.
Viewers were left hanging… until now… maybe. According to an “insider,” which is always a take it or leave it situation, Bethenny suffered from uterine fibroid tumors. “Bethenny had to have fibroids removed because of concern it wasn’t taken out, she would develop cancer,” the source said. “Surgery was supposed to be very easy, but Bethenny did suffer from excessive bleeding afterward.”
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The insider went on to say that Bethenny came to a sad realization about her life, “It was a scary time for Bethenny and made her realize there was no close family in her life to help with the recovery. Estranged from her mother for years and going through a bitter divorce to estranged husband Jason Hoppy, there aren’t a lot of people in her life that she can rely on.”
“It’s sad that Bethenny‘s paid staff helped to take care of her in the days after the surgery,” the source lamented to In Touch. While I generally hesitate to believe “sources” from certain outlets, fibroids seems likely. Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey suffered from them as well. We’ll find out soon enough. The new season kicks off Wednesday, April 6.
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The Path Stars Totally Understand How People Would Join a Religion Led By Hugh Dancy
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Is About to Shine a Light on Mack's Difficult Family Life
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iZombie Could Be the New Friends, if This Sneak Peek Is to Be Believed
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Ariana Madix Gets Candid About Soul-Sucking Poisonous Gossip And More Reflections On Vanderpump Rules Reunion
Ariana Madix has had a weird season on Vanderpump Rules and I’m sure she’s glad to put this one behind her and hopefully move on to better one next time. She shared her thoughts on part 2 of the reunion – including her current friendship status with Scheana Marie, why she thinks Stassi Schroeder came back to the show and more.
On why Ariana feels this cast is so toxic, “The poisonous gossip that occurs regularly within this group of people will suck your soul dry if you let it. Gossip and feeding off of other people’s shortcomings is an addictive thing, but it makes me feel horrible about the life I’m living. I’ve been a witness to it, a participant in it, and a victim of it. It feels like an endless cycle of hurting and forgiving each other.”
She continues to explain why she’s been miserable, “It’s been so hard for me to see people I care about being mistreated and feeling as though I’m the only person who cares that those things happened to them. It’s every man for himself. I’m learning to only care about my own well-being because of that and I’m wondering if that’s a good thing. I don’t want to be that person. I love all of my friends and making a habit of talking about them when they aren’t around is not something I want in my life. You can easily get caught in the spiral and it feels like shit in there.”
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She forgives Scheana for texting with her mom about Tom, but their friendship won’t be the same. “I didn’t plan on busting out my phone in that moment, but I had been reading through everything knowing it would be brought up soon (and I had been sitting on my phone the entire day to play on it during breaks). Impulsively, I whipped it out when I felt the truth wasn’t being told. Now that it has, it’s a dead issue.” On getting their old friendship back, “Probably not, but that’s ok. The future is always better than the past. When Scheana and I were at our closest, I was at a personal low. I’d rather everything be on a higher level.”
On Lala and Brittany’s first reunion taping, “I think they were both wonderful. They are so different from each other, but both are very strong women who know how to speak their minds.”
On Stassi Schroeder’s motives for returning to Vanderpump Rules, “I think she did miss having Katie in her life. Katie is an amazing friend and person and Stassi would be a robot not to miss her. However, I think everything else about it made it clear that she wanted to be on the show. If there wasn’t a show, it’s a hard maybe that she would have eventually reached out to Katie, but I don’t think she would have made any effort to speak to anyone else.”
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‘BBB 16’: Brothers são expulsos do quarto roxo e têm que montar decoração
Depois de reclamarem do tédio da casa, os brothers ganharam uma missão que está movimentando a casa nesta terça-feira. Eles foram expulsos do quarto roxo e só poderão voltar após acabarem de fazer parte de decoração da próxima festa.“Está vendo!...
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Shark Week has a premiere date and a weird new promo
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The Real Housewives Of Dallas Taglines!
Words cannot express how excited we are for Real Housewives of Dallas. In less than two weeks, we finally get to meet the new cast, Cary Deuber, Brandi Redmond, Stephanie Hollman, LeeAnne Locken, and Tiffany Hendra, and find out if Bravo will actually deliver the “glamorous galas, scintillating scandals, and enormous egos” they promised us. It can’t be worse than Potomac, right?!
While we wait as patiently as possible, let’s analyze Brandi, Tiffany, LeeAnne, Cary, and Stephanie‘s taglines, which Bravo unveiled yesterday. My personal favorite: “I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a lifetime achievement award.” That belongs to Cary. Look below for all the Real Housewives of Dallas Season 1 taglines.
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Cary Deuber: “I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a lifetime achievement award.”
Brandi Redmond: “I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas, I’m never on the sidelines.”
Stephanie Hollman: “I’m the girl next door… if you live in a big ol’ mansion.”
LeeAnne Locken: “I grew up a Carny kid. Play games with me, and you are gonna pay.”
Tiffany Hendra: “I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.”
Real Housewives of Dallas premieres April 11 at 10 pm ET/PT on Bravo.
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Dancing With the Stars: Who's Already Lost 15 Pounds?
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Jussie Smollett Is Happy to Start a Conversation About Sexual Fluidity on Empire
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Ex-brothers do 'BBB 16' entregam o que dariam de presente para Pedro Bial
Pedro Bial está completando 58 anos nesta terça-feira e é claro que, além de votos de felicidade e saúde, ele merece ganhar também presentes. Pensando nisso, perguntamos aos ex-brothers do "Big Brother Brasil 16" o que eles dariam para o...
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Kim Fields Reveals Her Plan to Pay Tribute to The Facts of Life on DWTS
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The More Things Change…
Last night was full of game changers on Teen Mom 2.
Adam Lind made big changes in the hopes of getting partial custody of Aubree, while Chelsea Houska decided it’s time Adam pay more child support. Jo Rivera and Vee Torres welcomed a new baby girl, while Kailyn Lowry learned Javi Marroquin may be deployed overseas. The custody arrangement between Leah Messer and Corey Simms changed big time. And Jenelle Evans changed her number. Again.
Jenelle boils hot dogs for Kaiser while friend/roommate/nanny Tori’s presence assures him he’s not alone with his mom. “We gotta wipe your hands. Forget it, we’re not wiping your hands,” Jenelle says in one breath before putting Kaiser in his crib to scream alone while she hangs out in bed with Tori.
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Jenelle finally decides to let Nathan Griffith take Kaiser so she can get a break, but the peace and quiet aren’t worth it when she finds out Nathan took Kaiser to Boston with “that girl” without telling her. “I don’t know why, but I feel like my son has been taken from me and I feel like I’m never going to get my son back,” Jenelle drones. “I feel like my son has been kidnapped.”
Jenelle would not have consented if Nathan had asked to take Kaiser to Boston with the girl who pressed charges against her. But wouldn’t Kaiser have been with “that girl” even if Nathan stayed home? “I’m just sick of the games, dude,” Jenelle lies.
Later, Jenelle meets Barbara Evans and Jace for dinner. Apparently Jace has been doing well in school, but at home, he’s been throwing dog bones at Babs. Learned behavior, I’m sure. Jenelle fills Babs in on the Boston situation. She had called the North Carolina police, but without a custody order, there was nothing they could do. Babs suggests Jenelle get a custody order because, even though Jenelle shouldn’t have custody over Jace, she’s still a better parent than Nathan? Yikes.
Tori either really wants to be on TV or is trying to protect Kaiser. I hope it’s the latter, but given the crowd she runs with, I assume it’s the former. Driving to pick up Kaiser, Jenelle tells Tori to cover up her bandaged hand, lest Nathan’s mom think Jenelle and Tori are getting fall-down drunk and fighting (why would anyone think that?).
Jenelle is livid when she discovers Kaiser’s hair has been cut and knows it was Jessi who did it because she’s a hair stylist. I’m with Jenelle on this one – a first haircut is a big deal for moms and she probably missed out on a lot of Jace’s milestones. Jenelle can’t wait until Kaiser is out of earshot, so she calls Nathan, demanding to know who cut Kaiser’s hair. “No one,” Nathan whispers.
“Oh, you can’t talk because you’re in class, I’ll keep blowing up your phone then,” Jenelle threatens. Then she remembers she’s sick of the games, so she leaves a message for Nathan, letting him know, “I’m changing my number right now and if you want to see Kaiser, you can take me to court for visitation.” Well, until the next time she gets tired of Kaiser’s fussing, at least.
Chelsea and Cole DeBoer take Aubree to the pumpkin patch to go pumpkin pickin’! On the way home, Aubree can’t remember how to make the number two and whines for help from the back seat. Chelsea tells Aubree to wait until they get home and Cole tells Aubree to listen to her mother. “I like it when you tell her to listen to me,” Chelsea gushes, “You’re a natural.”
The next day, Chelsea goes out with her friend Britnee, who kind of looks like Nathan’s girlfriend. Hopefully Brit has better taste in men though, because she’s engaged. Chelsea hopes she’s next (and so does MTV for the sake of Chelsea’s story line). Brit asks about Adam and Chelsea pulls up a picture of a ripped, naked Adam with a pair of someone else’s hands covering his junk. Chelsea feels dirty looking at it and so do I. Changing the subject, Chelsea praises how Cole backs her up with Aubree and knows he’ll be the best dad.
Meanwhile, Adam gets the keys to his new house, and he also has his driver’s license back after five years. Plus, he has a job, nay, a career. He believes a judge would be impressed with his progress and grant him partial custody, but texted Chelsea to see if they could work something out. Chelsea, who has been burned by Adam countless times before, refuses to discuss the custody situation without a lawyer. No one can blame her for being cautious – except Adam, who argues his rap sheet was five years ago, so she should get over it. As if his rap sheet is the only problem.
Chelsea tells Randy Houska she’s worried, that to an outsider, it may look like Adam has improved and there is a good chance he will get more custody rights. Anticipating that could happen, Handy Randy has already printed out the paperwork to file for an increase in child support. Adam is paying the bare minimum, yet he can afford new trucks and has never paid for any clothes, school supplies, or anything else for Aubree. Chelsea predicts Adam will be pissed, but as Randy put it: “who cares?”
Kailyn recaps the photo/dinner situation for her friend, Sterling. She claims everything is fine with her and Javi, things are just weird between Javi and Jo. Later, Kailyn sits down with Javi and informs him that Vee is in labor. “Okay,” Javi responds vacantly.
It becomes a little clearer why Javi has been so awkward when he reveals that he might get deployed overseas. “I just want to make sure I spend my free time with the ones I care about,” he explains, “I don’t want to spend it going to dinner with Jo and Vee.” I understand wanting to spend time with his family, but he didn’t choose his family over Jo and Vee; he stayed away from his family because of them. Kail lets it go. She doesn’t want to fight with Javi, she just wants to do what’s right for Isaac. They decide to prepare for Javi to leave in case it happens, but hope he doesn’t have to.
The next day, Kail takes Isaac to see his new baby sister. Welcome baby Vivi! She asks if he’s excited to hold the baby. “Yo, you have a baby fever!” Isaac proclaims. Kail thinks he heard her say that to Javi, but maybe he heard Javi say it to Kail. Javi confesses he’s had baby fever since Lincoln was born, but Kail wants to wait until she’s finished with school. If he had it his way, they’d have four kids by now! Yeesh.
“Do we have anything to drink!” screams Aleeah. “God, you don’t even have nothing. Dang it mom!” She cries, then runs outside and dramatically throws herself on the ground. I’m sure they have something to drink. In fact, I see Sprite in the refrigerator, which is basically the same as water at this point.
I think Aleeah tries to make Leah feel bad so she can get what she wants, which might just be attention. Leah explains to her friend, Chastity, that she’s emotionally and physically drained. The doctor told her that Ali’s condition will begin to deteriorate more when she’s seven, which feels like it’s right around the corner. Chastity thinks Ali will be wheelchair-bound “because how else will she get around?” No sh-t, Leah replies. Leah knows the best thing for the girls is for her and Corey to get along and work together as parents. “There’s more important things than arguing about stupid things,” Chastity affirms. Can’t argue with that.
Leah calls her attorney to check on the status of the custody ruling, but there’s no word from the court yet. Later that day, Jeremy Calvert drops off Adalynn and gets out as fast as he can. Leah and the girls give each other “lovins” and it’s actually really sweet. Aleeah loves the affection, Ali adores little Addie, and Leah finally looks alive.
Later, the girls are in school and Addie is back with Jeremy. Leah asks her sister to pick the girls up from school, claiming she’s tired, emotionally drained, and shouldn’t be driving like this. I understand why people think she’s on drugs. Maybe she is. But how could she not have many sleepless nights? She’s twice divorced, going through a custody battle, and her child has an incurable degenerative disease.
Meanwhile, Corey meets with his lawyer, who just received the custody order. Corey is now the primary caretaker and primary legal custodian, but decision-making will be shared between him and Leah. Corey will have the kids Monday through Thursday and Leah will have them Friday through Monday. The lawyer notes that Leah should be able to get them to school on time one day a week. Corey is thrilled to the point of holding back tears that things “went their way,” and by their, he means the girls. He legitimately wants what’s best for them, and I believe this is a big step in that direction.
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Mark Ballas Offers Update on Dancing With the Stars Injury: Will He Be Able to Return This Season?
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Has Geraldo Rivera Heard from Donald Trump After Dressing Up as Him on Dancing With the Stars?
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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 Recap: Let My Love Open The Door
Last night was part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Andy Cohen indulged in round 2 million of why everyone hates everyone, then Brittany Cartwright and Stassi Schroeder appeared to defend their own idiocy.
Since we’re starting out with the worst, Andy replays footage of James Kennedy getting eaten alive by SUR hostess Lauren, then coming to work proudly showing off his battle wounds. He’s a survivor! Lisa Vanderpump was unimpressed. The best part was learning that Lauren’s boyfriend, hot bartender Anthony, dumped her over the incident. Ouch – getting dumped for James has gotta hurt!
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For some odd reason Jax Taylor cannot accept that he is jealous of James replacing him as SUR’s resident gropey, grubby, loser – even though Jax promises he’s accepted his fate as the OG of SUR. Yeah, right. Jax denies that he was ever fighting with James over Lala Kent. Tom 1 calls him out on that BS.
Tom 2 and Katie Maloney revisit their proposal. Despite Tom 1 helping Tom 2 plan every detail of the proposal, and being such a wonderful friend, Katie never once says “thank you” or defends him during the reunion. Instead, she staunchly continues to defend Kristen Doute. Something odd is going on here. Maybe Katie DID cheat on Schwartz and Kristen knows? Because this girl is more useless than crotch-less panties!
Tom 1 was a good friend to Katie and as soon as humanly possible she casts him aside for the scuttling conniving Kristen, then is continually trying to undermine Tom 1 and Tom 2‘s friendship. As Ariana Madix said, “This is the most toxic environment I have ever been in my life and the fact that you don’t see that is insane.” Yep. Ariana is done here. And unlike Stassi, I think she’ll stay done.
Maybe there’s a reason Ariana has become the new sulky, so-over-it Stassi Schroeder? Maybe it’s Katie. #ConspiracyTheories
Back to the proposal, the night they got engaged Katie and Tom 2 celebrated by putting taquitos in the oven. That is not a double entendre for sex. They really did consummate their engagement by putting fried frozen foods into a preheated oven. Katie explains they’re just not super horny people. Katie, Katie, Katie…
Andy asks if Tom 1 and Ariana will be getting engaged next. Ariana admits she doesn’t want to get married. Kristen’s face said it all when she said nothing at all. TAKE ME BACK, TOM! PLEASE TAKE ME, TOM!
Brittany comes out with her boobs grabbing onto the bars of the hot pink prison cell that is her dress. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere for her relationship to Jax, right? Brittany insists she had never even Googled Jax before driving cross-country to move into his studio apartment where there is a “No Pooping With The Door Closed” policy.
This makes no sense to me! Brittany expects us to believe she moved 3,000 miles to date a man on a notorious TV show but didn’t Google his ass? Literally you can google Jax’s ass – not that I’d advise it, but I mean if you want to, it’s there (sitting on a toilet. Which has gotta be a euphemism for how we all feel about Jax, right?). “Did you bet on the wrong horse,” wonders Andy.
Brittany is in looooorve. And when she met Jax, Lisa Frank sparkly unicorns and dolphins appeared, surrounded by stars and rainbows, and she’s pretty sure that means Brittany and Jax sitting in a studio apartment p-o-o-p-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes boobs, then comes Jax in a prison cell.
Brittany compares her relationship to Jax as they’re like “good and evil” – she’s obviously the good. All the footage of Jax trying to throw Lala over the bar at SUR and do it to her is replayed. Brittany smiles, giggles, and admits yeah she was like upset and stuff, but was standing by her man. Brittany seems to believe she’s the super special boob snowflake who got chosen by Jax to right all his wrongs and turn him into the man he always knew he could be. This is not a Nicholas Sparks novel – Jax will forever be a dirty dog on a poon hunt. Brittany needs to leave him before any more of her dignity suffers because 10 years from now she’ll wake up being Kristen. Or Stassi. One of whom Jax will likely be married to).
Jax insists he never wanted to do anything with Lala or he would have – it was just “harmless flirting” to make James jealous. No one – NO ONE – believes him. Including Lala. Even if it was just flirting – why lie about it? To Brittany, I mean. Lying is the new foreplay!
Brittany admits that seeing Jax’s inappropriateness with Lala did upset her – especially since Jax was lying to her about his behaviors and accusing Lala of throwing herself at him, etc. “I was changing my entire life for this man,” Brittany sulks. Again, Google. It’s your friend. If you can’t read the writing on the wall, at least read the writing on the iPhone.
Recounting his arrest in Hawaii, apparently Jax stole the glasses while Brittany was waiting for him in the bar. Then, he actually gave them to her, but she had no idea they were stolen. The worst part is that they were ugly glasses.
Jax has been arrested five times. Brittany claims she ‘might’ not have moved 3000 miles to be with him had she known. Oh well, at least they’re no longer living in a studio apartment. Oh, and Jax is ‘reconsidering’ marriage because it means so much to Brittany. Tom 1 suggests that Jax could steal Brittany a wedding ring. Don’t think he hasn’t thought of that!
Everyone starts bickering about Hawaii and how it’s not fair James got to go while Kristen couldn’t – since Kristen is part of their group and belongs there. What is it with these people and the ‘group’ – they’re IN THEIR 30s!
Tom 1 whines that it’s his turn to talk! It’s his turn to talk! No Tom – the person holding the talking stick gets to talk! Eventually Tom yells that he needs to make point, so Andy shushed everyone. Tom’s point, after said prolonged tantrum, was to blame Jax for the Hawaii issues. Jax is the one who mysteriously started on the Kristen should come rant and Tom felt like his feelings weren’t being considered and everyone jumped on a bandwagon to bash him for not wanting to spend his birthday trip with his ex. Agreed. Kristen still feels it’s wrong that Tom and Ariana don’t want to be friends with her. Seriously? Maybe Jax and Kristen should just only vacation together, with Katie as their third wheel. #GoodRiddance
Although I agree with Kristen that letting James go on the trip but not her was equally wrong. James is just as terrible and Tom did invite him – even if Jax agreed – I think there should have been a No James/No Kristen policy.
Kristen insists she’s changed with therapy. Everyone pretends to agree, except Ariana who comments, “I think therapy has changed how she behaves in front of other people.” Translation: She’s gotten better at paying lip service to sanity while silently keeping the crazy on simmer – for now.
Andy wonders if Ariana still considers Scheana Marie her best friend. Ariana tactfully answers that their friendship has changed, but they’re still close friends. I still do not understand why everyone – including Lisa and Andy – are blaming Ariana for distancing herself from Scheana?! Are they not watching the same show?! Scheana repeatedly threw her so-called BFF under the bus for Kristen, Katie, then the texts…
Ariana says Scheana is her friend, so are Katie, Tom 2, and Lala but no one else, so she doesn’t need to mold all her actions for the sake of the dysfunctional group’s preservation. No one understands how to respond because ummmm: GROUP THINK. Seriously, are they all sharing one totally turd-filled brain at this point?
Ariana whips out her phone so we can hear Scheana make lame excuses and non-apologies for her totally inappropriate texts to Ariana’s mom. Scheana defends her actions because “at that time Tom was doing all those things” and was being an asshole. At that time… meaning the time when he didn’t want KRISTEN attending his birthday trip to Hawaii and didn’t want to hang out with his crazy ex-girlfriend? Gotcha!
Scheana-Meana continually argues that Ariana’s mom asked her for her opinion, even though Ariana’s mom denied this. You know, even IF Ariana’s mom did wonder, Scheana’s texts were STILL all kinds of out of line! But Little Ms. Narcissist can’t see past her false eyelashes. Is it me or is Scheana looking more and more like a Power Puff Girl by the day?
Finally Lisa tells Scheana that with all she had going on with Shay she really should have been focusing on that. Furthermore, what if Ariana would have texted Scheana’s mom derogatory and unhelpful statements about Shay? Scheana says she would have been glad because she loves disparaging Shay herself, so…
Moving on, Andy wonders why Katie was so bothered by Lala taking her top off in Hawaii even though Katie, Stassi, and Kristen (and everyone else on this show) has skinny dipped dozens of times. Katie’s reasoning is that Lala doesn’t know them and should have been trying to make a good impression. “Would if have bothered you if Lala weren’t so hot?” Andy asks. BOOM! That, right there, is the crux of the issue: Lala taking her top off was playing on ALL of Katie’s insecurities about herself. She apparently spent the year recovering from Stassi’s betrayal by emotionally eating and now she’s taking it out on Lala.
Lala feels Katie never gave her a chance at all. That is true. Katie is immature and easily led by catty mean girls.
Speaking of, here comes Stassi! Who looks a hot wreck. That hair is too blonde, her makeup is a mess of cakey, unblended horrors, and she’s showing more ill-advised boob than Kristen. She immediately calls James out for the disgusting way he speaks to women. Can’t disagree with her there – he is disgusting and vomit-inducing. And needs serious help.
Jax feels Stassi’s motives for weaseling her way back into the group were transparent: she was homeless, needed money, and Patrick had dumped her. She went to Kristen, the “weakest link,” to connive her way back in. Gotta hand it to Jax – that’s all true! This is Tom 1’s reason for disliking Stassi – she hurt Katie, and everyone spent the entire year counseling Katie through their breakup (OK, it is NOT that serious!), then Stassi thought she could just show up, plop down, and go right back to being queen bee. Katie doesn’t bother to support Tom 1 here. Tom doesn’t believe she wants to be their friends, she wants to be on TV.
“If there wasn’t this show, none of you would have heard from Stassi Schroeder ever again,” snaps Lisa. Andy agrees. So do I! Stassi denies being broke, even though we saw her couch-surfing with Kristen.
Stassi and Lisa argue about their issues. Stassi truly doesn’t feel she owes Lisa anything except “respect.” Which is a concept she truly doesn’t understand the mechanisms of.
I personally believe Lisa wants some acknowledgement that she gave Stassi the platform of a TV show, which made her career, and here is Stassi mocking that platform, trashing it behind the scenes, quitting, publicly proclaiming how horrible Lisa and everyone on it is, and pretending she could have made it on her own, unassisted. Then Stassi got dumped by Patrick, realizied her ‘fashion career’ was going nowhere with out Vanderpump Rules and needed the money, so she immediately sought out desperate Kristen to worm her way back onto the show. Yet, the only thing Lisa did for Stassi was let her sling crispy chickens. Uh-huh.
TELL US – WILL ARIANA BE BACK NEXT SEASON? WILL BRITTANY AND JAX GET MARRIED? IS STASSI UNGRATEFUL TO LISA?
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Has The Kardashian-Jenner Klan Accepted Rob’s Relationship With Blac Chyna? Is She Hoping For Her Own Reality Show?
It’s been a hot second since Kris Jenner and the brain trust at E! gifted us with a “Choose Two Random Kardashian Siblings to Take On a Major City While Opening a New Dash Store” spin-off. It’s about time, don’t you think? Let’s go in a slightly different direction, shall we? I’m thinking Rob and Blac Chyna Take Calabasas…and Share a Home with Kylie and Tyga. I know that would be the one show spit out by this family that I’d actually watch. I have a pact with my better self not to view any Keeping Up With The Kardashian kraziness. Sure, this pact is maybe two weeks old, but baby steps.
We may be closer to the perfect storm of a spin-off now that Rob Kardashian has seemingly reconciled with his momager and over-exposed siblings. After bouts of weight game, rumors of depression, and throwing shade at sister Kim Kardashian on social media, Rob seems to be in a better place now that he’s dating his youngest teenaged sister’s much older boyfriend’s baby mama. Small world with those Kardashian-Jenners…
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An insider tells People that things are now peachy with the once tense family. Citing that the Kardashian krew is “all about loyalty,” the source admits that the family is finally acknowledging that Chyna has made a positive impact on the recently reclusive reality star. The source asserts, “Nobody’s been able to help him. Khloé [Kardashian] and Kendall [Jenner] have really tried to get him out of the house, and they could never do it.”
After laying low for a while (which is a cardinal sin for this family!), Rob seems to be happier and more out going since he started dating his girlfriend. Not only has he lost weight and attended events with Chyna, the same insider shares, “She’s come along and obviously it’s made a difference.”
Even Kris is “super stoked on them being together now,” according to a different source. “She feels like Rob was pulled out of his depression phase because of her,” reveals the insider who adds that if their relationship continues to progress in this manner, “They’re really going to accept her into the family.”
Of course, what a difference a source makes! Yet another family source tells TMZ that Chyna is angling for a reasonable $1 million payout to appear with Rob on KUWTK. She apparently believes the network would be more than willing to pay to see her interactions with Rob’s sisters…one in particular. In addition to the hefty check, the insider claims that Blac is demanding a non-exclusive contract so her “potential” appearance on KUWTK won’t interfere with her ability to pursue her own reality show…maybe co-starring Rob?
Yeah, I may have to break my pact if either of those things come to fruition for Chyna!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK ROB AND CHYNA MAKE A GOOD COUPLE? WOULD YOU WATCH A REALITY SHOW THAT FEATURED THE PAIR?
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Júlio Machado, de ‘Velho Chico’, conta que amigos riem quando o veem na tv
Júlio Machado provoca até arrepios na espinha como o soturno capataz Clemente, em “Velho Chico”. Mas para um grupo específico de público, a aparição dele na tela não gera temor, e sim muitas gargalhadas. — Meus amigos se divertem quando me veem na...
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Racismo: mãe de Munik e amigos de Ronan saem em defesa da sister
Após receber uma chuva de críticas por ter feito uma declaração considerada racista, Munik recebeu uma boa defesa. Doraci Nunes, mãe da sister, tentou justificar a declaração da filha. Para quem não acompanhou, em conversa com Geralda na cozinha do...
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