What’s on TV Thursday: ‘Parks and Recreation’ and ‘Circus of Books’

The cast of “Parks and Recreation” reunites for a virtual special. And a documentary on Netflix looks at a West Hollywood pornography shop.

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What’s on TV Thursday: ‘Parks and Recreation’ and ‘Circus of Books’

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The Masked Singer Unmasks the Astronaut

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Alum Yolanda Hadid Confirms Gigi Hadid Pregnancy

Long before Gigi Hadid became a world-famous supermodel, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fans witnessed Yolanda Hadid coaching her on how to model and advising her to eat an almond and some salad. I will never forget Yolanda only permitting Gigi to have a teeny, tiny bite of cake at her own high school graduation party.

Well, now Yolanda’s baby girl is all grown up and she’s having a baby herself.

Yesterday, TMZ claimed that Gigi is carrying boyfriend Zayn Malik’s baby and she is 20 weeks along in her pregnancy. This morning, the outlet reported that the couple is expecting a baby girl. TMZ also speculated that Gigi’s recent 25th birthday celebration might have also been a gender reveal since one balloon was on a pink string while the other was on a blue. That may be a stretch, but, then again, why have balloons with mismatched strings?

Up until now, the pregnancy was merely a rumor. However, the grandma-to-be recently confirmed the big news with Dutch outlet RTL Boulevard. Thankfully, Daily Mail translated Yolanda’s remarks to English. She admitted that she was “still shocked” by the surprise news. She also said, “Of course we are so excited. I’m excited to become a grandmother in September especially after I lost my mom so recently.”

 

RELATED: Yolanda Hadid Claps Back At Bella Hadid Plastic Surgery Rumors

 

Yolanda added, “But this is the beauty of life, one soul leaves us and a new one comes in. We feel very blessed.” As of this moment, neither Gii nor Zayn has commented on the news.

 

RELATED: Yolanda Hadid Is Done With Cosmetic Enhancements

 

TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOLANDA PUBLICLY CONFIRMING GIGI AND ZAYN’S PREGNANCY NEWS BEFORE THEY DID SO THEMSELVES? ARE YOU SURPRISED BY GIGI’S PREGNANCY? DO YOU WISH YOLANDA WAS STILL A CAST MEMBER ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS?

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Jax Taylor Claps Back After Fans Hate On His Friendship With Ex Stassi Schroeder & Her Fiance Beau Clark

The kids from Vanderpump Rules have given us a whole different vibe this season. Can I even call them kids anymore? No, I guess I really can’t. We were lured into the show with messy breakups, cheating, flings, and physical violence. Those days are long gone and while there is still some drama,the cast has grown up. I mean, the drama hits a little different when people are arguing about who gets to be in their wedding. Speaking of, as if you didn’t already know (snort), Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright got married. Not only did they talk about it all season but the episode was quite the affair. They all bought houses, most notably Ariana Madix with Tom Sandoval and Katie Maloney with husband, Tom Schwartz. Finally, Stassi Schroeder and her fan fav of a boyfriend, Beau Clark, got engaged.

It’s no surprise that this tight knit crew came together to celebrate the event, like they did the others. But not everyone thinks the cast should be, well, as tight as they appear to be.

To reflect the recent episode where Beau proposes to Stassi, Lala Kent shared a photo to her Instagram. While the photo isn’t new (we saw it last summer), it got some extra traction online this time around. Taken at Lisa Vanderpump’s house for a surprise dinner after getting engaged, it features Stassi being hugged by both Beau and Jax. Fans quickly flooded the comments with questions about Jax’s involvement in the photo.

One comment reads, “Jax spoils he picture by his presence.”Another one questions, “Why is Jax in the pic? That is so disrespectful to Beau. But I guess he can’t just let them have their moment.” The comments continue to rip into Jax, one referencing how Stassi is cool with Jax but not Kristen Doute. The commenter asks, “How can she have Jax hug her like that and not Kristen? I can’t understand where her logic sits. Wow, but I’m happy for Beau.”  Ehh, this one kind of has a point. Stassi definitely seems more forgiving towards Jax than longtime pal, Kristin.

 

RELATED: Stassi Schroeder Says Vanderpump Rules Cast Was More Vocal About Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright Pastor Controversy Than What Was Shown On TV

 

We all know Jax was Stassi’s boyfriend, and a horrible one at that, but is this really a surprise? Stassi was a bridesmaid at his wedding and all. Still, someone else wrote, “Jax ruins the moment.” While yet another commenter observes that Beau is “such an upgrade from Jax.” I mean, fair.

Jax, never one to keep his mouth shut on social media, quickly jumped in to defend himself. After Comments By Bravo picked up the photo, the displeasure with the arrangement continued. One comment said, “Kinda weird with Jax in the hug but ok.” Jax decided to respond by saying, “it’s called being adults and we dated a decade ago.” He continued, “get over it and move on. Always a troll.”

 

RELATED: Jax Taylor Explains Why He Thinks Stassi Schroeder & Katie Maloney Won’t Make Up With Kristen Doute; Brittany Cartwright Disagrees

 

But it wasn’t all hate. There was a nice outpouring of messages too. One read, “The most full circle VPR pic ever [red heart emoji].”Another person said, “This makes me so happy.” Some fans even see how beneficial all this growing up has been. One of the nicest comments yet states, “I love that Jax is in this pic. It shows how everyone can grow up and accept people’s past and be happy for one another.”

Despite the online haters, the cast seems to be in a really good place, at least when it comes to this. Schwartz even made sure to post the same pic, with Stassi commenting, “what a photo.” She followed this up with a laugh emoji and even a heart emoji. Clearly, she was unbothered by Jax being part of the hug. Maybe this is a lesson for all of us? If the woman between her ex-boyfriend and current fiance is okay with it, maybe we should be too. And honestly, it is a really cute photo.

 

RELATED: Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright Adjusted Their Baby Plans Around Stassi Schroeder’s Wedding

 

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Sutton Stracke Calls Teddi Mellencamp “Boring” On Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Tonight

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back tonight for a brand-new episode. Tonight brings a moment that many viewers have been waiting for- Sutton Stracke tells Teddi Mellencamp that she seems “a little bit boring to her face.” This brings Teddi to tears, which is a lot, especially at a dinner party with the entire cast. It’s not that deep, girl. Or maybe she was just trying not to be boring by amping up the tears? Regardless, it’s so awkward to watch someone cry about how they are so “chill.” Girl, that’s far from being chill, pregnant or not.

The group dinner party is a welcome home party for Kyle Richards, who was out of town filming that Halloween remake. Unfortunately, Kyle still has those bangs that she got for the sake of her character.

Denise Richards is struggling after her hernia surgery. Meanwhile her husband Aaron Phypers puzzles everyone when he claims “I have people following me all the time.” I assume he’s talking about paparazzi, but who knows?

 

RELATED: Kyle Richards Says She Missed Filming Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Because Of Her Acting Career

 

The women are still bothered by Teddi’s extremely passive aggressive event invite during last week’s episode, particularly Sutton.

 

RELATED: Teddi Mellencamp Says Sutton Stracke Calls Her “Boring” Because She Based Opinion On Twitter

 

Watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tonight at 8 PM on Bravo. Comment throughout the episode on this post. Tweet us with your thoughts. Follow us on Instagram. Like our page on Facebook. Check our site tomorrow for our Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills episode recap!

TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SUTTON SAYING TEDDI IS BORING? DID TEDDI OVERREACT? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AARON SAYING HE GETS “FOLLOWED ALL THE TIME”? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LISA STIRRING THE POT? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOU REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS SEASON 10 SO FAR? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ERIKA BEING SO OPEN THIS SEASON?

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Will Smith Has a Virtual Reunion With The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cast

Now, this is a story all about how the Fresh Prince cast reunited! On Wednesday, Will Smith had a special reunion with the cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast during his Snapchat...


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Watch the Night Angel's Newest Masked Singer Performance

We still don't really know what a Night Angel is, but we know she can sing. The Masked Singer continues tonight as the final six come together to perform in the same episode for the...


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CBS delays Amazing Race 32, but schedules Phil Keoghan’s new show

We’ll have to wait even longer to see The Amazing Race season 32, which filmed in 2018, because CBS has bumped it from its summer schedule.

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Protective Orders Issued to 'Duck Dynasty' Star's Family

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Why Parks and Recreation Will Likely Never Do a Full Revival Season

Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, Andy Dwyer and the rest of your favorite Pawnee pals are back for A Parks and Recreation Special, a new scripted half hour featuring Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Chris...


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The Bachelor: The Most Unforgettable--Ever! Retrospective Series Coming to ABC

With The Bachelorette season starring Clare Crawley delayed because of the coronavirus spread, ABC is turning to its 18 years of Bachelor Nation for The Bachelor: The Most Unforgettable--Ever! a...


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Ivy Moraes, do 'BBB20', vai ser apresentadora da live de Naiara Azevedo

Mesmo com a pandemia de coronavírus, a agenda de Ivy Moraes, do "Big Brother Brasil 20", anda de vento em popa. Além das campanhas publicitárias marcadas para esta semana, a modelo vai ser apresentadora da live sertaneja 360 Delivery junto com o...

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The Challenge is no stranger to fights and feuds, but the latest between veterans Wes Bergmann and Jordan Wisley might take the cake for strangest start to a fight. In the below exclusive...


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Wipeout is returning, with ‘new twists’ and ‘strategy and decision points’

TBS is reviving Wipeout, and is now casting for people who want to bounce off of objects in spectacular ways.

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Shahs Of Sunset Star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi Gives Birth To Baby Boy

Congratulations are in order for Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi. Fans of the show are watching her difficult journey to motherhood this season. GG has been an open book about the ups and downs of using IVF and a sperm donor to conceive.

But earlier this week, GG gave birth to her baby boy Elijah!

Taking to her Instagram, GG shared a sweet photo of her holding her newborn baby boy. “WELCOME TO THE WORLD ELIJAH!!! 4/27/20,” she writes. GG received thousands of congratulations comments, including from fellow Bravo stars like Leeanne Locken, Patti Stanger, and Andy Cohen himself.

GG also shared a sweet video on her Instagram Story of her sleeping baby boy. “My perfect Elijah,” she writes.

 

RELATED: Ali Ashouri Files Restraining Order Against Shahs Of Sunset Star Reza Farahan

 

GG also received support and well wishes from her Shahs of Sunset co-stars.

Reza Farahan took to his Instagram to share a photo of the cast surrounding a pregnant GG. “@gg_golnesa WE LOVE YOU and we’re so excited about sweet baby Elijah arriving! Our family just grew by 1 sweet angel. Hopefully we’ll get to meet him soon,” Reza writes.

Destiny Rose also shared a photo from GG‘s baby shower, saying that the new addition to their Shahs family is “blessings on blessings.”

 

RELATED: Shahs Of Sunset Viewers Outraged When Reza Farahan Said Mercedes Javid’s “Uterus Exploded Because She Had 10 Abortions”

 

But most surprisingly was the message from Mercedes “MJ” Javid. MJ reposted GG‘s photo to her own page, writing “God bless our fam. Nothing else matters.. our girl had a baby boy.” With everything these two have publicly been through on the show, I was so happy to see MJ supporting GG. I love it when people can put aside their drama for the sake of a once-in-a-lifetime moment.

Even fellow Shahs co-star Mike Shouhed was surprised, yet touched at MJ‘s message. “Beautiful pic. Beautiful gesture,” he comments under MJ’s post.

 

RELATED: Mike Shouhed Says Shahs Of Sunset “Is The Best Show That Bravo Has”

 

While we love our reality TV drama, it’s been sad to watch these long friendships dissolve this season on the show. This is one of those rare casts who actually feel more like a family than friends. I was really happy to see GG‘s co-stars share their support and welcome baby Elijah into the world. Maybe a new baby is just what they all need to bring them back together again.

Congratulations GG!

 

RELATED: Shahs Of Sunset Star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi Opens Up About Hearing Her Baby’s Heartbeat For The First Time After Living Her Whole Life With Severe Hearing Loss

 

TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED MJ PUT ASIDE THE DRAMA TO CONGRATULATE GG? 

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Til Death Do Us Together

You guys we just got through another Vanderpump Rules wedding, and now we’re rushed right into another engagement. I just… don’t… think… I … can… take… it. I am fatigued, y’all. Fatigued! I feel about these weddings the way everyone else on this show feels about their friendships with Kristen Doute. I am wrung out on made-for-TV pseudo-happiness and forever afters.

The latest couple to plod towards the aisle escorted by all the Bravo trappings is Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark. Blah, blah, blah – beautiful proposal, fabulous vintage Tiffany ring (omg – swoon), followed by a fantastic surprise engagement party thrown by Lisa Vanderpump at Villa Rosa which made Brittany Cartwright, former princess bridezilla, jealous. Worth it just for that!

See Brittany is done bride-ing, and is now riding Jax Taylor for the rest of live-long days. She wanted a frog who turned into a prince, but what she got was a frog who turned into an ogre. But at least that ogre can push a lawnmower! 

The first words Stassi says to Beau on the morning of their would-be engagement is, “I”m sorry I was an asshole.” This was because she freaked out on him at the Witches of WeHo wine launch for not exorcising Kristen from his life swiftly enough.

 

RELATED – Vanderpump Rules Recap: Witches Of NoWhere

Basically, not an auspicious start to a long and fulfilling marriage! Or maybe it is if you’re marriage begins in a graveyard, shopping for the place to die together, with your husband-to-be prying the ring out of the grass after pretending someone randomly dropped an urn trying to dispose of their relative’s ashes on the cheap? So Beau, playing a literal grave robber, asked Stassi if even death couldn’t do them part. Oh, trust us Beau — you won’t be able to pry Stassi’s cold dead hands off your clammy ass with a pitchfork. She has hooked her claws into you and knowing she can bury you alive with her bullshit, she’s hanging on for dear life (and lack thereof!).

Well congratulations! Stassi she seems very happy and now she gets to play the ultimate zombie bride. Stassi is thrilled to be planning a wedding, because despite all her feminist AF bullshit all she’s really ever wanted to be was Brittany a wife. I just can’t with these girls who feel like the penultimate moment of their existence is planning a wedding and flashing an engagement ring. As if everything else stops once someone deemed them good enough to throw a white gown and a diamond on them. I’ve been married for 10 years so maybe I’m jaded? I was also the girl who wanted my dolls to be rock stars and secret agents instead of brides though.

After saying Yes, Stassi immediately calls Katie Maloney. Even before phoning her parents. Then they drive to Lisa’s. Even though they’re not supposed to know a surprise engagement party is happening? In the car Beau gets a text from Carter, who is clinging onto the last gasps of relevancy for 15 minutes of semi-semi-famous life. Carter is basically a semi in a drunken hookup with the hottest person you’ve ever seen. He’s also just the type of prick who would see a couple’s newly engaged insta and try to ruin their happiness.

 

RELATED – Stassi Schroeder Says Kristen Doute Made Her Be Nice To Brian Carter; Beau Clark Calls Carter An “Emotional Leech”

 

C’mon – anyone marrying Stassi has fleeting happiness (see, Schwartz, Tom 2) available, so leave’em be! Carter texts Beau to complain that even though Kristen introduced them, they’re cold-hearted enough to ditch her in a paupers grave. Stassi is furious that she has to deal with Kristen before getting to celebrate. She leaps from joy to rage in an instant. She’s gone from a nagging shrew to the happiest, luckiest girl alive. BAARF. Also, I’m so over Stassi thinking it’s cute to be the crazy demon girl. You’re a 100 years old and a ghost of your former self. We don’t believe you’re poisoning dildos anymore to destroy your enemy.

Kristen is the only person not invited to this engagement party. Even freaking Scheana Marie is there and Stassi likes Scheana about as much as she likes a can of tuna that’s left in the trashcan from yesterday’s lunch. And tuna is always a last-ditch lunch anyway. It’s one notch above egg salad. So I guess that makes Kristen the mashed hard boiled egg of their mostly dysfunctional lives?

Lisa even has the decency to be surprised and disappointed that Kristen didn’t make the list. Lala Kent and Katie come over early to help put out drinks, and Lala is wearing a slip as a dress with no underwear. She then lifts it up in the back to give Ken ‘The Lala.’ Ken is smarter than Randall though and runs the other way.

 

RELATED – Vanderpump Rules Star Kristen Doute’s New Boyfriend Has Been Identified

 

Before Stassi arrives Lala calls Kristen to see how she’s doing. Within seconds it devolves into an argument with an emotional Kristen insisting she’s FINE being the only person left-out and Lala seething that Kristen has some nerve. Don’t they all?

Lisa even had Stassi’s family flown in to surprise her. She is really going all out for the girl she once dubbed “not important enough to hate.” Stassi is on Cloud 9, celebrating her, her, her… and kind of Beau. Except Kristen is always there in the shadows! An uncomfortable reminder that life goes on even in death [of a friendship].

Poor Ariana Madix gets stuck sitting beside the empty chair that was designated for Kristen. The ghost of friendship past still haunts! Isn’t that poor hostessing on Lisa’s part? Couldn’t she just remove that place-setting quickly? She’s been in this game long enough to know better. Or was it on purpose… A warning that Ariana is the next to be ghosted?

Scheana gets stuck sitting next to Stassi’s precocious little brother Nickolai, who’s now a teen. Scheana plays Mrs. Robinson making him gag while getting a spontaneous erection as she low-key flirts, then swears she’d never date anyone still in high school. Someone please get Scheana some hormone therapy before we find her in a Lifetime Movie special about women whose mid-life crisis led them to seduce their friend’s brothers. “Brother, You May Not Sleep With Cougars” coming soon!

RELATED – Kristen Doute Says Scheana Marie & Ariana Madix Aren’t Invited To Stassi Schroeder & Beau Clark’s Wedding

The day after the party Jax and Brittany go over to Kristen’s house to ‘cut her grass.’ AKA cut her down to size. Jax is apparently some sort of lawn mowing impresario courtesy of his midwestern childhood where everything was idyllic and bucolic, and that’s why he didn’t invite his mother to his wedding and turned out to be such sociopath. It also says something about Jax’s maturity level that his dream job is mowing the neighbor’s lawns. 40 going on 14! He’ll take his tips in ham sandwiches.

While Jax is struggling to shove the mower through Kristen’s overgrown jungle of a lawn, Brittany is struggling to shove the sense into Kristen’s overgrown mind. Kristen was so distraught about being excluded from Stassi’s party that she sent the dogs to stay with Carter overnight so she didn’t throw them into a canine depression from feeding off her emotional instability. Um… Mkay. Kristen also pretends not to know about the text Carter sent Beau until Jax reads it aloud. Kristen is secretly thrilled that Carter stood up for her and defended her honor. Yeah, he’s a regular knight in shining armor. Oh! Maybe he could get a job at Medieval Times!!

While all this old married people stuff is going on there is a whole ‘nother faction of people having nothing to do with any of of this and working at SUR. Yes, there is a show within a show and it’s about people who are young, and hip, and psycho, and slutty enough to actually be on a reality show about young, hip, wannabe 20-somethinngs working in a trendy bar. That show is called Vanderpump Rules, and it is far superior to Love & Death In The Valley, aka Vanderpump Plans A Wedding.

 

RELATED – Is Katie Maloney Pregnant? Tom Schwartz Posts Photo Of Her Wearing “Make It 3” Shirt

After an awkward run-in with Max Boyens as the Witches party, Dayna Kathan is relieved she’s found Brett Caprioni. She admits to Brett that she wished she’d never fucked with the twiggy, post-adolescent Max and had met Brett first. Brett agrees they have deep, oh so deep and thrusting, conversations and he really enjoys their connection. Dayna delivers her entire spiel without taking a breath, changing her inflection, or making any eye contact. She’s a FemBot. Meanwhile there is Charli Burrnett, who is celebrating the great accomplishment of eating pasta for the first time! And where did this milestone take place? At Olive Garden, of course!

How did Dayna become the newbie producers chose to focus on? Even with fucking two guys from two different restaurants she’s still BORING AS HELL. More Danica Dow! More Charli! Danica is literally stalking people. Like blowing into her breathalyzer to trail her exes around town before probably bashing in their car windows with a curling iron and tossing in a dildo grenade. Danica is a true crime podcast waiting to happen. Charli is afraid of pasta and super sarcastic funny. Her fake boobs are her imaginary friends. Meanwhile Dayna is only marginally less boring than Max and Brett combined, but at least the latter two are marginally hot. That is if you like men who lie after sex or cry after sex….

 

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Finally everyone meets up for the now annual SUR vs Tom Tom softball game. The losing team has to clean the rival restaurant’s bathroom with toothbrushes. It’s no surprise that Tom 1 is competitive about having the best outfit and winning, of course. Unfortunately his motley crew of metrosexual males, helmed in part by Tom 2 and James Kennedy, doesn’t stand a chance of defeating the badass bitches of SUR in their hot pink knee socks from the stripper costume store. Procured by Danica of course! Also there’s a relationship rivalry: sometimes DJ of special events, James, is playing for Tom Tom while Raquel Leviss, of course, is batting for SUR.

Lisa throws the opening pitch wearing a purple satin bomber jacket and a smirk about how she encourages her staff to hit home runs… Just not in the bedroom! (wink, wink; nudge, nudge). Scheana did not get that memo!

 

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It turns out that Scheana played softball through high school and her great aunt was a member of the Georgia Peaches, one of the women’s baseball teams featured in A League of Their Own. That is AMAZING. I love this! Scheana can pitch through a wedgie if it means a 20-something bar back is staring at her ass. Charli has also played softball since childhood, and manages the incredible feat of picking a wedgie while rounding bases into home.

Tom’s team features Ariana, who accidentally bounces the bat off the ground and whacks herself in the mouth, resulting in a bloody lip; and Katie, who stands in the outfield eating sunflower seeds and sulking. Katie doesn’t want to be there. Katie doesn’t like the outdoors. Katie doesn’t like fun. Katie doesn’t like people. Katie doesn’t like sports. Katie doesn’t like life. Katie doesn’t like James.

Oh wait… a new development there! During the game, a now one-month sober James, sits down next to Katie and sincerely apologizes for all the body shaming. He really does! Without alcohol James is realizing how much he’s missed in terms of feeling and internalizing life. Katie seems shocked, but begrudgingly accepts, and James is so happy and relieved. Sober James is amazing! He’s light, fresh, and exuberant. He’s the James we’ve loved in snippets over the years.

 

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Katie remains Katie. And all the things we have not loved over the years. And Jax is still Jax. Bashing Tom 1 from the sidelines, complaining that he knows nothing about sports and therefore shouldn’t be allowed to decide the softball rules. Just as Jax is offering to trade Raquel for someone from the opposite team, Raquel goes up to bat, hits a line drive and does flying leaps and high kicks to first base. Never underestimate a pageant girl whose talent was bringing Lisa Frank’s Magical Universe to life and believes Mermaids can have it all if they only learn to sing.

Raquel will defeat Jax with her CareBear stare and turn all his moody storm clouds into gentle rains that make the grasses grow so he can reach his happy place pushing a mower in rhythmic rows, tuning out the sound of Brittany’s voice begging him to look at their wedding album for the 400th time.

 

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TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF STASSI’S PROPOSAL? SHOULD KRISTEN HAVE BEEN AT THE PARTY? WAS JAMES’ APOLOGY TO KATIE SINCERE? 

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