Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Inscrições para o 'BBB 19' já estão abertas
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Chinese Streaming Company iQiyi Prices IPO at $18/share: Source
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Wednesday Night Gossip Links & Reality TV Schedule
The cast of Dawson’s Creek serves up 90’s nostalgia – dlisted
This guy can’t get any worse – Celebitchy
Ryan Edwards arrested right after announcing he’s expecting a baby with wife – The Ashley’s Reality Roundup
Same goes for this guy – Starcasm
Sofia Vergara is never getting out of this nightmare, it seems – Page Six
Hot felon has knocked up billionheiress Chloe Green – dlisted
8 PM EST –
Survivor (CBS)
The Voice (NBC)
My 600-lb Life (TLC)
9 PM EST –
Storage Wars (A&E)
Guy’s Grocery Games (Food Network)
Little Women: LA (Lifetime)
Black Ink Crew (VH1)
10 PM EST –
Glam Masters (Lifetime)
My 600-lb Life: Skin Tight (TLC)
VH1 Beauty Bar (VH1)
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant
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Dancing Brasil ganha importante prêmio internacional e terá convidado especial na atração
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The Crown Casts Outlander's Tobias Menzies As New Prince Philip
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Breno e Paula perdem vergonha e fazem 'ato' no BBB de luz acesa: 'Gostoso'
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Julianne Hough not returning to 'Dancing with the Stars' next season
Julianne Hough will not be reprising her role as a judge on Dancing with the Stars' next season.
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Former 'Duck Dynasty' star Sadie Robertson addresses whether 'Dancing with the Stars' caused her eating disorder
Former Duck Dynasty star Sadie Robertson has revealed whether her stint on Dancing with the Stars played a role in the development of an eating disorder, which she has since overcome.
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Power Couple Brasil: veja que dia começa o reality apresentado por Gugu Liberato
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Hot Photos: Kenya Moore and Marc Daly, The Braxton Sisters, Luann de Lesseps, Kathy Wakile, and More
In our latest reality star photo roundup, we have Kenya Moore and Marc Daly attending the Carrie Steele-Pitts Home 130th Anniversary Gala at Four Seasons Hotel in Atlanta.
Newly engaged (and possibly pregnant) Joanna Krupa stepped out to grab lunch with her friends in L.A., showing off her engagement ring.
Kathy Wakile stopped by the Sirius XM studios to chat about her new restaurant, Pizza Love.
Also stopping by Sirius XM was Erika Jayne. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star hung out with Jenny McCarthy while promoting her new book, Pretty Mess.
Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Kendall Jenner were seen doing some photo ops at March for Our Lives events over the weekend.
The Jersey Shore gang were reunited at a premiere screening event for their new family reunion series.
See these and more reality star photos below in our new gallery!
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This Is Us' Chrissy Metz Has Just As Many Questions About Season 3 As You Do
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Ryan Edwards from 'Teen Mom OG' arrested for violating probation related to previous heroin possession
Ryan Edwards has been arrested for a violation related to a previous heroin possession.
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'BBB 18': Festa reggae invade a casa para acalmar os ânimos
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Man Convicted in Deaths Tied to 'Real Housewives' Guest Star
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS from NYT https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/03/28/us/ap-us-burning-car-real-housewives.html?partner=IFTTT
Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's son runs down the aisle as ring bearer
Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici showed fans on social media a video of their 1-year-old son Samuel running the down the aisle as a ring bearer at a friend's wedding.
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Bárbara Evans fala sobre relacionamento com a mãe: "Me blindei de sentimentos para poder ajudá-la"
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Sheree Whitfield’s Man Tyrone Gilliams’ Attempt At Early Prison Release Gets Denied; Has More Than 4 Years Left
During the last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree Whitfield continued the never-ending renovations on Chateau Sheree. This time, it wasn’t about the baseboards and trim. She was focused on setting up the perfect man cave for her currently incarcerated boo Tyrone Gilliams, since she was anticipating the end of his prison stint in the near future.
The forward thinking didn’t stop with redoing the basement though. During one of their collect phone calls, Sheree and Tyrone discussed the possibility of planning a destination wedding as soon as he gets out of prison. Unfortunately for Sheree that will not be happening any time soon.
The good news is that Sheree will have more time to work on that man cave and planning that post-jail wedding.
The bad news is that Tyrone’s plea for an early prison release got denied by New York federal court. RadarOnline has obtained documents that confirm he will spend more than four more years behind bars. As of now, he is slated for a November 14, 2022 release. So does this mean we will be subjected to four more seasons of Sheree taking collect calls?
Tyrone tried to prove that he wasn’t the “leader” in an elaborate Ponzi scheme to rob investors of $5 million, but he did not succeed. He also claimed that the government “improperly withheld evidence,” and he even threw his legal counsel under the bus.
On March 20, U.S. District Judge Deborah A. Batts shut down Tyrone’s attempt to secure an early release since he didn’t actually provide any new evidence to support his claims.
Now Sheree has to spend even more time in this long distance relationship. Tyrone is currently imprisoned in Yazoo City, Mississippi, which is a six hour drive from Chateau Sheree. Damn. Now I get why she just sticks to those collect calls. That is quite the trek – but I also think it would make for great TV to see Sheree road tripping en route to a conjugal visit.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK THAT SHEREE & TYRONE’S RELATIONSHIP WILL LAST THROUGH THE END OF HIS PRISON TERM?
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Kendra Wilkinson spends day with daughter amid Hank Baskett split reports
Kendra Wilkinson is spending time with family and friends amid reports of a split from her husband.
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Roma Downey thanks God after husband Mark Burnett's son returns from hospital
Roma Downey thanked God and fans for their support on Instagram after her 20-year-old stepson Cameron Burnett whom she shares with husband Mark Burnett, returned home from the hospital.
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Cardi B announces 'Invasion of Privacy' release date and shows album cover
Cardi B unveiled on Instagram the release date and cover art for her debut album, Invasion of Privacy.
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Jacqueline Laurita Shares What It Would Take For Her To Return To Real Housewives Of New Jersey; Shades Teresa Giudice
Once again, the Real Housewives of New Jersey viewers were teased with the idea that OG cast member Jacqueline Laurita might return to the reality show. And once again, Jacqueline shot down the offer and shared her reasons why with the public.
It turns out the reason that the fans were hoping for a Jacqueline return is the same reason she doesn’t want to do it; i.e. she is not down for round 6473 of fighting with Teresa Giudice.
Jacqueline opened up about leaving the show behind in a series of tweets. She wrote, “Chris & I want to do something more meaningful with our lives. We are grateful for the platform #rhonj has given us, so we’d like to use that platform for something that brings value to others & a genuine reflection of who we are. Stay tuned…it’s coming. #ChrisandJacGivingBack.”
Chris And Jac Giving Back actually sounds pretty catchy. Does it mean that Jacqueline and husband Chris Laurita have another show in the works? Or will they focus on giving back away from the reality TV cameras?
Jacqueline doesn’t seem to be against the idea of reality TV in general, but she is just very specific when it comes to her potential costars. Out of last season’s remaining cast members, the only one that Jacqueline would do the show with is Dolores Catania. That’s a pretty lofty request. Could Real Housewives of New Jersey even exist without Teresa?
Jacqueline tweeted, “Love how the media gets everything twisted. I was asked by an executive producer what it would take for me to come back to #RHONJ…I said full time and a whole new cast. Lol! (Dolores can stay.) I don’t like the direction it’s going in anymore.”
Neither do I and that’s why I wanted Jacqueline back on the show. The direction that I foresee is boring. I’m hoping they bring in some great new cast members to shake things up, but if Jacqueline did return, it would guarantee excitement, arguments with Teresa, and several meme-worthy moments.
Just in case Jacqueline wasn’t clear about disliking every current cast member aside from Dolores, she made a not-so-nice comment on a photo Dolores posted with Teresa. Dolores captioned the photo with “So many years of friendship, we are definitely cut from the same cloth! @teresagiudice.” That description did not sit well with Jacqueline who commented, “Really??? I don’t think so…. Which part of the cloth?” She also followed that up with “Loving your hair like that Dolores!”
See, this is the kind of thing I would love to see play out on the show. Is it too late for Jacqueline to change her mind? Apparently so. In another tweet, Jacqueline insisted, “I’m a very positive person & I’m very happy with my life. I love my family & I love my friends. I want to do positive things. I love sharing my journey & knowledge I’ve gained along the way. I love helping people and that’s what I am going to continue to do @ChrisandJacGB.”
Yes, that is a new Twitter account that she mentioned at the end. As of this moment, it has zero tweets and is following zero accounts, but it looks like Jacqueline just used the momentum from Real Housewives of New Jersey casing intrigue to draw attention to her next project. Very smart, girl.
TELL US- DO YOU WANT JACQUELINE TO RETURN TO RHONJ? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE COMMENT JACQUELINE WROTE ON DOLORES’ INSTAGRAM POST?
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Hoarders is returning to A&E, and is now casting
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Katherine Heigl Was Almost Jen on Dawson's Creek and More TV Casting Could've Beens
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'America's Next Top Model' eliminates Rio Summers but welcomes back Jeana Turner
America's Next Top Model has eliminated Rio Summers but welcomed back previously-ousted contestant, Jeana Turner, leaving four girls still in the running to be crowned Season 24 champion.
from Reality TV World latest news stories http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/america-next-top-model-eliminates-rio-summers-but-welcomes-back-jeana-turner-23763.php
Romain Zago Speaks Out On Joanna Krupa’s Engagement To Douglas Nunes
After Joanna Krupa announced her engagement (and maybe pregnancy?) to Douglas Nunes this week via social media, fans wondered what her ex-husband, Romain Zago, thought of the whole thing. The former Real Housewives of Miami star took to his own Instagram account to share a little insight to his current relationship status with Joanna. In a nutshell: things are all good!
Romain shared on Instagram that Joanna isn’t rushing into this second marriage by any means, “Quick info to whomever seems so kindly concerned about my current relationship w @joannakrupa and how are we adapting to our new lifestyles. First, to those concerned w the fact that she is rushing into a new relationship, she is not. Her & I have been unofficially separated since Dec 2016.. divorced mid last year.”
He says that the two of them are closer than ever, “Since then, our friendship has strengthened to a another level, and we r now more than ever Best Friends Forever, we talk and text every day and we not only seek advice from each other, but we also encourage each other to reach the ultimate level of happiness and success.”
Romain is genuinely excited for her. “I couldn’t have been happier that she has found someone, as we both made a promise long ago that our common goal was to make each other happy.”
RELATED: IS A REALITY SHOW BASED ON ROMAIN’S BAR MYNT IN THE WORKS?
He ended with an update on the custody of their dogs, “The fact is we were not the perfect couple as everyone thought, and so did we…, however, we were, we are and we will always be the perfect friends.. So to her and Douglas: congratulations. On a side note, our Dogs Darla and Rugby will always be considered to be our kids.”
Well, there you have it: amicable exes! This is definitely the best case scenario for a breakup.
TELL US – ARE YOU SHOCKED THAT JOANNA AND ROMAIN STILL TEXT EVERY DAY? IS IT REFRESHING WHEN EXES HAVE A POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP POST-SPLIT?
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Roseanne Ratings for the Revival Premiere Are Huge--Even Bigger Than the Original Series Finale
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Riverdale: Can Betty and Veronica's Friendship Survive the Town Civil War?
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'The Voice' Battles wrap with 7 artists advancing -- including Jackie Verna, Terrence Cunningham and Spensha Baker
The Voice's Battle Round came to a close with seven more artists to the next round of Season 14 during Tuesday night's one-hour broadcast on NBC.
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Jenna Bowman -- 5 things to know about the 'Survivor: Ghost Island' castaway
Jenna Bowman -- 5 things to know about the castaway competing on Survivor: Ghost Island.
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'Married at First Sight' Couples Now: Who's still together?? Who's split up??? (PHOTOS)
Married at First Sight Couples: See who's still together and who broke up!
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Kenya Moore Claps Back After Sheree Whitfield Takes Shots At Her Marriage
At this point, pretty much nothing can eclipse the level of drama between NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak during this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, but it looks like the feud between Kenya Moore and Sheree Whitfield is heating up again to secure that second place spot.
After spending all of Season 9 shading each other over (questionably financed) mansions, Kenya and Sheree have been on way better terms this season – for the most part. That cordiality is over now though. These two are not just shading each other, but they are hating on each other’s men.
Sheree hopped on Twitter to share her thoughts about the last RHOA episode – spoiler alert: it was pretty much all shade aimed at Kenya and her new husband Marc Daly. The attempted clothing designer tweeted, “Can we say #awkward #holdinghands #ZOOMIN #hesjustnotthatintoyou.” How does Sheree get “he’s just not that into you” vibes from a married couple holding hands? What did she expect them to do – consummate their marriage at the PSA screening?
It seemed like Sheree was defending her man Tyrone Gilliams with her next tweet, but she was actually just setting the scene to take another dig at Kenya and Marc’s marriage with this one: “Everybody seems to b so bothered by me and Tyrone…being married to a man living another life is not a relationship either!! #sweeparoundyourowndoorsteps #yourhouseaintclean.” And of course, she also took the opportunity to hate on Moore Manor for old time’s sake.
Kenya came in with her own insult-laced rebuttal: “@IamSheree really sad that after I help 2 return ur lost sick dog 2 u last week that u would make disparaging comments about my supportive, successful, loving, educated, unincarcerated HUSBAND’s love for me. In the words of @NeNeLeakes u never win when u play dirty #istaywinning.” The “unincarcerated HUSBAND” part was too funny. It’s a factual description, but also some great shade aimed at Tyrone.
Sheree concluded the Twitter war (for now) with this tweet: “I’m so over ppl thinking they can play dirty and talk reckless and b immune….well, ur NOT! I’ve allowed many things to b said and tweeted over the years w/o a response but lately….#Igottime.”
RELATED: More Drama From Real Housewives Of Atlanta Reunion Revealed; Kenya Moore Is Back
TELL US – WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: KENYA’S OR SHEREE’S?
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Cezar Lima, do ‘BBB 15’, compara suas atitudes com as de Kaysar, do ‘BBB 18’: ‘Meu discípulo’
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When Zach Braff Crashed Sarah Chalke's Interview: Scrubs Revival Talk, Alex, Inc. and Roseanne Jokes and More
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Exclusive: Stephanie Johnson talks 'Survivor: Ghost Island' (Part 2)
Stephanie Johnson wraps up her exclusive Survivor: Ghost Island interview with Reality TV World -- including what was really going on between Jenna Bowman and Sebastian Noel out there.
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'Married at First Sight' recap: Couples discuss marriage expectations, Ryan Buckley and Jaclyn Schwartzberg begin to lose hope
Married at First Sight featured two couples getting stronger and one self-destructing during the latest episode of the Lifetime show's sixth season on Tuesday night.
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Donathan Hurley -- 5 things to know about the 'Survivor: Ghost Island' castaway
Donathan Hurley -- 5 things to know about the castaway competing on Survivor: Ghost Island.
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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Nannygate
Last night was a good episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. There was no particular reason – it wasn’t filled to the brim with drama, but it showcased the women in their elements and was filled with some real moments like Kyle Richards ultimate friendship faux pas. Excitingly we also got a lot of background information on Lisa Vanderpump, plus Dorit Kemsley almost overdosed (kinda, sorta) on flu medication which was hilariously so Dorit. (Yes, I’m a sadist). However the big exciting news was their trip to Berlin.
Unfortunately there is more bad news for Lisa and Ken. Days after losing Pink Dog unexpectedly, Pikachu passed away. Now Lisa is worried for the fate of all her dogs. She looks them over, this mountain of fluffery and docility, she decides each needs to be installed with a tracking device and cloned straight away. It’s what Nanny Kay would recommend after all! And she was a woman of sense; a medic during WWII who survived The Blitz, and then, in her elder years, moved with Lisa and Ken to LA when they opened their first restaurant there – a PIZZA JOINT in the Sherman Oaks Mall. So, Lisa did live in The Valley?
Installing a tracking device is also what Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave needs to do to ensure Edwin maintains her schedule.
Kyle is in the throes of moving but insists on packing up all the tacky clutter herself because she doesn’t trust movers, which makes me wonder what is she hiding in those boxes – Kingsley? Hilariously, even to pack, Kyle wears a big voluminous kaftan shirt – made of velvet. When her dog steals a roll of the tape, Kyle goes chasing after him with this witchy cape trailing behind her. She winds up in Portia’s room where I am gobsmacked by the sheer amount of stuff this little girl owns. Housewives: they’re just like us!
After turning into a possessed trophy wife befitting of American Horror Story, Erika Girardi is trying to reinvent herself as a kinder, gentler, more human person so she has Dorit and Lisa Rinna over for cookies. Nice people serve cookies to women who don’t eat cookies, obviously. Dorit wore one of PK’s shirts but forgot her pants. Maybe she wants to give Tom G the opportunity to accidentally spot her puss by seeing up her skirt? It’s only fair, after all!
The purpose of this afternoon is for Erika to unveil her avatar in the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App. In LA, if you are a person with dubious career distinction, this is tantamount to winning an Oscar. However a cartoon cardboard cut-out is the perfect way to depict Erika in her most real form. Because this person who laughs off Lipsa’s comment about how men can be 50 and marry 25-year-olds while women are considered washed up at 40 – who is THAT Erika? Meaning, what personality from the dead is inhabiting her? In other news, unsurprisingly Cindy Crawford has a better psychic than Kyle.
Also unsurprising: Erika’s so-called “business” in Berlin was moved to LA, but since she invited all the ladies they’re still going on the trip anyway.
Dorit is working on her swimwear line 23/7. Or she should be working that much considering she has a fashion show just weeks away, but instead she’s going on vacation. It doesn’t really seem like they need her, though, because someone else is designing, producing, meeting with suppliers, and creating the branding for this thing while Dorit plays Color By Numbers with some paper dolls in bikinis. Seriously the only thing we’ve seen her do for this collection is waltz into “the office” (aka the designer’s office) complaining about how much work she has to do then making little notes on these coloring book pages of headless bodies in bikinis. This is very, very VERY hard work for Dorit. She’s sooo over-worked she falls ill with the flu. Obviously she needs a vacation.
Teddi is nervous for Berlin because she has unresolved issues with both Erika and Dorit, but also she doesn’t trust Edwin to use the schedule she carefully diagrammed, color-coded, foot-noted, and painstakingly revised, then laminated which explains all of her toddler’s activities. Teddi and her phantom hands (seriously those things have a life of their own!) actually worked harder making her kids’ schedules than Dorit has worked on her swimwear collection – so how dare Edwin accuse her not having a job! Well, accountability coach is basically glorified nag. But at least these two laugh it off and seem to have a genuinely happy marriage.
The rest of the women prepare for Berlin by obsessively cataloging their wardrobe, strategizing with their glam squads, and filing enormous trunks with latex. NOT the kind of latex you might think – that’s just Erika’s wardrobe. She’s an ‘expert’ on Berlin fashion – (the scene there is very ‘garbage bags put on with lube and baby powder’). Thank goodness Erika can guide us, otherwise Kyle might wear kaftans! And Teddi predicts she’ll be the worst dressed – girl definitely doesn’t have psychic powers like Erika.
Lisa cannot dwell on Pikachu’s passing, because she is premiering the Stop Yulin Forever documentary at the LA Awareness Film Festival. Lisa and Ken channel their tears into the horrific images playing out the screen before them. That seems like a very British way to mourn if PBS Masterpiece Theater teaches me anything.
All the women attend, if only because they relish a rare reason to eat candy and popcorn. However Lisa and Ken’s documentary is important and amazing and they are all devastated by what they’re seeing. They had to emotionally eat! As atrocious as that was to witness, it was necessary. I hope this gets national airplay. And why isn’t BRAVO screening this – Andy Cohen is a dog lover!
Afterwards everyone meets for drinks, and the horrific images have stunned them into behaving. Even Teddi and Dorit find themselves laughing over a shared joke, so Teddi takes the opportunity to apologize again for stirring up drama because she just wants to have fun together. She does so briefly and without excuse. Dorit does NOT feel the need to apologize in return, of course, but she does accept and they agree – again – to move on. Do they mean it this time?
Perhaps reflecting on the good fortunes that none of their husbands are eating abused dogs to increase virility (nor being serviced by Erika Jayne), even Erika is solicitous towards Teddi. She’s planned a horse ride through Berlin and she begs for Teddi’s help in making sure she rides an “old hag.” LVP’s eyes sparkle as she jokes that certainly Erika has a type. ZING! As does Lisa – fluffy and white. (I LOVE KEN do not sic any attack Pomeranians on me).
So with Dorit barely alive they’re off to Berlin. No one speaks any German – Lipsa sounds like she’s speaking Amish Yoder language. I think Kyle was yodeling. At least Dorit knows how to order a beer. Priorities! For LVP this trip has more significance because Nanny Kay was in Berlin during the war. I want to read a biography of Lisa’s grandmother! She sounds exciting and fascinating. It turns out Kyle also needs to be a little more informed.
Dorit spends the entire plane ride retching her brains out until she’s forced to resort to Lipsa’s baggy of pills for anti-nausea. Or at least that’s what Lipsa claims she gave her… Suddenly, Lipsa’s pilled preparedness no longer means she’s a druggie. Instead she’s just a pill. Well, that’s a compliment, I suppose…
Dorit tells the hotel doctor she’s taking antibiotics along with TWO types of flu meds. And he looks at her like she’s braindead because those meds should not be combined. That, plus the drinking on the plane caused the puking. This means the first night out in Berlin is Dorit-Free!
While Dorit sleeps it off, the other women get drinks while waiting for Erika to unpack Mikey from her suitcase like he’s Flat Stanley, have the hotel iron and steam him out, lube herself into character, then make a dinner party reservation for the following night.
This gives LVP opportunity to grill Lipsa about why she’s so distant and checked out this season? It’s a tacit accusation that Lipsa is not pulling her weight in the drama department. Maybe because for the last THREE SEASONS she’s pulled everyone’s weight? This new, zen Lipsa has to be a good example to her daughters (RINNAVATION!) and doesn’t want to engage in petty squabbles. Do we think this is sincere? Maybe this year she really is on Xanax?!
Later LVP is talking about how she doesn’t sleep naked since the ’94 earthquake when she had to run outside in a sheet, spotted by Nanny Kay who was living with them at the time. Prompting Kyle to wonder, “Who’s Nanny Kay?” Even Erika, a casual stalker observer of LVP’s life, knows who Nanny Kay is – and also about Lisa’s past as a Mall Rat. It’s because Erika (always eager to compile dirt on people?) listens when others they talk, while Kyle is always talking about herself, thinking about herself, and feeling like no one cares about Kyle enough.
As Kyle furiously backpedals, claiming pretend amnesia, she keeps referring to Nanny Kay as an “influential person.” But damage done – Lisa is now wondering what kind of a best friend Kyle really is? I bet Dorit knows who Nanny Kay is… I bet by the time LVP is done with Kyle, she’ll have a statue erected to Nanny Kay on the front lawn of her new mansion!
Well that’s all for today. I got my period and now I need to disappear from life and go stay in a hotel. Me and my double personalities will be at The Doubletree downtown. Auf Wiedersehen!
Lisa & Kyle Admit This Season Of RHOBH Caused Strain On Their Friendship
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