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Kailyn vents after Jo files for child support – The Ashley’s Reality Roundup
Michael B. Jordan’s hard work obviously paid off – Celebitchy
Gretchen Rossi fights back against credit card lawsuit – The Blast
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s child support issues front and center – Starcasm
Celine Dion launches a gender-neutral children’s clothing line – dlisted
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Talk about a knock-out blow! Pro-wrestler and self-appointed “Mayor of SlamTown” John Hennigan saw his torch snuffed at the culmination of this season’s best episode of Survivor yet. The best (and worst) part was, he – nor the audience – ever saw it coming.
If you missed any of the action, you can catch up with our Episode 8 Recap, as well as checking out the Podcast below.
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Nobody embodied the title “Goliath” more than pro-wrestler John Hennigan. He was the biggest, the strongest, the most intimidating cast member this season, based solely on appearances. John quickly became a fan favorite mainly by being a really nice guy! He shed his “SlamTown” persona and quickly showed us all that you can’t judge a book by its cover, or a mayor by his muscles. Now I admittedly know nothing about his wrestling career. That aside, he became a memorable Survivor character all on his own.
John had formed the “Brochachos,” an affectionate term he used to describe his alliance with Dan, and also Christian, the David that would escape John’s fateful Tribal Council. John appeared to be in a grat position heading into this week’s episode. He was not being targeted despite his strong social game, and the fact that he was clearly the biggest physical threat at a time when the game would begin featuring individual Immunity Challenges. When Mike decided he couldn’t trust Gabby, and in turn, Christian, he fired up the Goliaths to try to blindside John’s Brochacho. John himself predicted a “brochacho blindside,” never thinking that he would be the one to be sent packing.
When all seven Goliaths put their votes on Christian, it seemed like John would see another day in the game. But Davie blew everything up. He played an Idol that nobody knew he had. He saved Christian, thwarting the Goliath’s master-plan. Little did anyone know, Davie – along with Nick and Christian – decided not to vote out the “easy” target Angelina, but instead they threw their votes to John, knowing there was no chance in Hell that anyone would be playing an Idol on John. Why would anyone? He was seemingly as safe as they come. But Survivor got all Julie Chen on us. It reminded us to “expect the unexpected.” John collected three votes and became the second member of the jury. Ironically, as the first person on the jury, Elizabeth is known as the “Mayor of Ponderosa.” This means we have two “Mayors” waiting to cast their final vote for Sole Survivor.
I had the great pleasure of speaking with John today on the FilmSurvivor Podcast. The full audio is available to download at the bottom of this article. Once again, he got very candid with his experiences in the game. He revealed something that he claims he has not shared with any other members of the press. Here are some highlights from the interview:
JOHN HENNIGAN INTERVIEW
On the shock of last night’s Tribal Council:
John Hennigan: I was surprised, no one knew Davie had an Idol. I thought that he was going to play it for himself at first even. But then when he played it on Christian, I was even more surprised. Then I knew that Dan was going to play his Idol to protect Angelina, based on who Dan is…he’s a loyal dude and he said he was going to to me, I wasn’t aware he was on the fence, it didn’t seem like that to me…so even after both Idols were played, I still felt for some reason that it was going to be a re-vote with 7 votes on Christian, 5 on Angelina. Until that first vote with my name on it was read, I kind of realized in that very moment, that I had gotten got, and that my one-way trip to Ponderosa was beginning.
On the sexism allegations from Angelina, that her idea to vote out Christian wasn’t taken seriously until Mike – a male – brought it up:
John: I think that’s an over-simplification. I was receptive to the idea and discussed the idea of voting out Christian with her in the previous episode. But at the time it seemed like, I don’t know, I really had gotten along great with Christian and Gabby…I really didn’t want him to go that first week.
For much more from John Hennigan, including my full interview, please listen to the latest episode of the FilmSurvivor Podcast by clicking here.
Remember! The next episode of Survivor: David vs. Goliath is next Wednesday, and be sure to check back here for my recap and reaction, as well as for my weekly podcast exit interview!
Be sure to follow me on Twitter – @tomsantilli – and on Facebook, for all of the latest Survivor coverage, interviews, and movie reviews.
TELL US: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JOHN’S EXIT FROM SURVIVOR?
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Last year, fans were living for Margaret Josephs’ and Danielle Staub’s friendship. That’s about to change with the current Real Housewives of New Jersey season. There’s some obvious friction between the two of them. Will the fans pick sides? Or will the viewers be able to love them both?
Only time will tell. Two episodes in, the viewers haven’t witnessed outright drama between Margaret and Danielle, but there has been plenty of shade and tension. Margaret discussed the situation with Andy Cohen during last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live.
During the last Real Housewives of New Jersey episode, Margaret told Danielle that she planned to attend Dolores Catania’s hatchet throwing party. This is very ironic since Margaret and Dolores just “buried the hatchet” during the season premiere. Obviously she pretty much “has to” attend this party since they are cast members on the same show and they need to hang out at some point. Not only that, but they are getting along at this point, so why not go sip some wine and throw an ax?
Danielle was very offended by this because of her beef with Dolores last season. She even had the audacity to tell Margaret, “What do you two really have in common? You cheated on your husband and she got cheated on?” Wow. Danielle went from zero to one hundred. Real quick.
Andy asked Margaret, “Were you surprised by Danielle’s response?” Margaret admitted, “I was surprised she went that far. I mean, she flipped out in about two seconds.” Pretty much. I’m so here for this Margaret and Dolores friendship. I don’t want anyone messing this up- cough cough Danielle.
Later in the episode a caller asked Margaret, “Were you offended when Danielle threw it out there that you cheated on your husband?” As per usual, Margaret kept it real. She joked, “Well, I knew I did it.” Fair point.
Margaret continued, “I wasn’t so offended, but I think a good friend shouldn’t hit with such a low blow, but you know she’s the backStauber.” How long has she been sitting on that insult? It’s admittedly clever though.
This Danielle vs. Margaret showdown is going to be one for the ages. In all honesty, I am more emotionally invested in the demise of their friendship than the 928284th reincarnation of Teresa Giudice vs. Joe Gorga and Melissa Gorga.
Nevertheless, Andy asked Margaret, “Whose side are you on, Teresa or Joe?” Their father Giacinto Gorga wants to spend more time with Joe. Joe feels bad, but he is very busy with work. Teresa stuck up for her father, which makes sense, but she also attributed responsibility for Joe’s absence to Melissa, which really isn’t fair.
Margaret admitted, “It’s a tough call because Papa Gorga lives with Teresa and she’s with him all the time. Joe does as much as he could. It’s a tough situation. I was very torn.” Same here, Marge.
In the Teresa vs. Joe situation, Teresa seems right at this point. Sure, she shouldn’t have called him out in front of their kids and their father, but her intentions were noble. Teresa vs. Melissa is just completely unnecessary. Teresa should not be dragging Melissa into this issue. Her issue is with her brother, not her brother’s wife. I don’t want to see these two screaming at each other unless one directly wronged the other.
Spoiler alert: Teresa blaming Melissa is the clear impetus for the point later in the season when Jackie Goldschneider asks Teresa if she could “control her own husband.” Talk about a table flipping comment. Teresa will not handle that well.
Aside from this Giudice vs. Gorga nonsense, the other big story right now is Joe Giudice’s potential deportation to Italy. Margaret admitted, “I was devastated and surprised.” But does she think they will divorce? Margaret said, “No, I don’t think they will. I think Teresa is super traditional and I just don’t think she’ll do it.”
TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT MARGARET JOSEPH’S AND DANIELLE STAUB’S FRIENDSHIP IS IN DISARRAY? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: TERESA GIUDICE OR JOE AND MELISSA GORGA’S?
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Everyone says “new year, new me,” but all know that rarely happens. Instead I like to be more realistic with my expectations for each new year. What’s my take on the old adage? “new year, new shows.”
And there are plenty of shows returning to Lifetime in January 2019. Married At First Sight, The Rap Game, and Bring It will be blessing us with some new episodes next year.
According to a press release from Lifetime, Jermaine Dupri will be back with The Rap Game for Season 5 on Thursday January 10. The first episode is on at 9PM on Lifetime. It will return to its regularly scheduled time at 10PM. Six young rappers will “freestyle, flow and rhyme their way to a life-changing prize.” Jermaine signs the winner to a contract with his own label So So Def Recordings. Aside from Jermaine, other artists will pop in to mentor the young rappers including Will.I.Am, Lil Jon, Xscape, Killer Mike, Rapsody and Jacquees.
Bring It! returns to Lifetime on Thursday January 17 at 9PM. Coach D has a major change in store for her dance team. She breaks her own number one rule. For the first time ever, she is letting boys on her dance time. These dancers are already super competitive as it is. How are they going to cope with such a major change to their team? I’m predicting some tension.
Married At First Sight returns to Lifetime in January. This time the show will match singles in Philadelphia who agree to get married to strangers at the altar. That’s right, there’s no texting back and forth or any kind of lead in. They show up to the altar, introduce themselves, and get married right then and there.
They are set up by a team of experts and the entire experiment is just extremely fascinating. It’s definitely worth the watch. Married at First Sight is back on Tuesday January 1 at 8PM with the Matchmaking Special followed by a 2-hour premiere at 9PM.
TELL US- WHICH LIFETIME SHOWS WILL YOU WATCH IN 2018? WHICH SHOW ARE YOU MOST EXCITED FOR?
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The season two cast includes people from Teen Mom, Big Brother, The Challenge, Are You The One, Bad Girls Club, Survivor, The Bachelor, and other shows.
Happy pre-Friday! Today Jersey Shore cast members Roger Matthews and JWoww are giving us the warm fuzzies and maybe a glimmer of hope that love will win? Even though they announced their split and JWoww has filed for divorce, Roger has proclaimed that he won’t stop fighting to reconcile and we are cheering him on. They stepped out together with their daughter Meilani to attend the grand opening of DreamWorks Trolls The Experience in NYC.
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Dolores Catania also attended the Trolls event, along with newbie Jennifer Aydin.
NeNe Leakes enjoyed a night out in Hollywood to celebrate the Fashion Nova x Cardi B Collaboration Launch event. Khloe Kardashian and Somaya Reece were also spotted at the party.
Kim Kardashian is trying to prove that she’s very serious about doing what she can to help with prison reform. She was on hand for Variety And Rolling Stone’s 1st Annual Criminal Justice Reform Summit in West Hollywood.
Real Housewives of New York‘s Dorinda Medley stepped out with longtime love John Mahdessian in NYC for the 8th Annual Better World Awards.
Check out these and more photos in the gallery below!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK THAT JWOWW AND ROGER WILL RECONCILE? WHO WINS BEST DRESSED IN THE GALLERY?
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The last time Vanderpump Rules viewers saw Jax Taylor on screen, he was crying uncontrollably. He discussed the loss of his father during the Season 6 reunion and got very emotional. He could barely catch his breath and insisted that his father’s passing has changed him for good.
There have been plenty of Jax reincarnations throughout the years. Plus if you think about it Jax Taylor is really just a reincarnation of Jason Cauchi, Jax’s given name. Nevertheless, Jax usually reverts to his “old ways.” Personally, I’m a Jax apologist who believes he is the foundation of this show, even with the 92525252 person ensemble cast. Yes, I know I have a problem. Nevertheless, even I acknowledge personal growth is always a good thing. This is especially true at this point in his life with a wedding on the horizon.
Jax shared a story on his Instagram about the People’s Choice Awards after party. No, it had nothing to do with Vanderpump Rules losing in the reality show category. It was actually about a conversation he had with an NBC executive.
Jax wrote, “We talked for 15 minutes mostly about the first four episodes of this coming up season, and she goes ‘Jax this has been the best I have seen you yet, I watched the first few episodes and I was shocked at one point on the edge of my seat.” Ugh oh. What did he do this time?
It’s actually a good thing. Jax revealed, “The best part as I was leaving the conversation and the party she pulled me aside quickly and said ‘Jax, your father would be proud of you.'” Aaaww.
Jax confessed, “I had no words, the head of NBC gave me by far the best comment/moment of the evening. Just those 2.5 seconds was better than any award I could have received from anyone.” Is there really a new Jax Taylor? It sure sounds like it.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JAX TAYLOR’S STORY? ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THIS NEW JAX TAYLOR ON VANDERPUMP RULES SEASON 7?
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On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, Margaret Josephs and Joe Beningo go to a tattoo parlor. Joe wants to get their wedding anniversary tattooed around his finger.
At Melissa Gorga’s house, Jackie Goldschneider shows up and talks about how hard it is to be parents of twins. Jackie writes about parenting and her husband works in finance. Melissa talks about her improved relationship with Teresa Guidice. Foreshadowing much?
At the nail salon, Teresa and her oldest daughter Gia Giudice talk about how Joe Gorga hasn’t been spending much time with their father. Teresa keeps singing this song to anyone who will listen.
Dolores Catania is with her ex-husband Frank Catania shopping for a home they are flipping. She talks about needing total trust and transparency in their relationship. Dolores tells Frank that she invited Margaret to her hatchet throwing party. Frank tells Dolores it’s only a matter of time before Danielle Staub says something to rile her up. That is guaranteed to happen on any day that ends in a ‘y’.
At Danielle’s house, Margaret tells Danielle about Dolores’ invite and Danielle is not happy about it. Danielle asks Margaret, What do you have in common, you cheated on your husband and she got cheated on?” Wow, that was below the belt. Margaret says she doesn’t want to hurt Danielle, who storms off crying and Margaret leaves.
At the hatchet throwing party, the ladies assign symbolic meaning to their hatchet targets. Jennifer Aydin wantsto lose weight. She talks about her home during a confessional interview. Their stunning home is 9 bedrooms, a movie theater, gym, spa, indoor basketball court — and has 16 bathrooms. Jennifer wants an identity beyond being plastic surgeon’s wife.
Margaret tells the girls about Danielle’s cheating comment. Dolores says “I’m right. Danielle will never change.” Yes you are. Margaret says shes’s going to Oklahoma to design hospital gowns that look like costumes for terminally ill children. She invites the cast to join her, of course.
Jennifer and her husband Bill Aydin talk about the hatchet throwing and the Oklahoma trip. Bill is the type that wants her to stay home with the kids and is surprised that she didn’t ask. He gives in (oh thank you Bill, thank you!).
Tracey (Teresa’s coach) talks to her about her training for her bikini fitness competition and tells her how she needs to be tighter. “You’re better, but you ain’t all that yet.” Wow.
Margaret and Joe bring Margaret’s mom Marge Sr., for her facelift with Dr. Kassir. It will take about four hours for the procedure and Margaret is very nervous. Six hours have passed and they haven’t seen the doctor yet. The doctor finally comes out and says everything went well.
At Teresa’s house, it’s Easter Sunday. Melissa and Joe and their kids show up. Joe’s dad tells him that he doesn’t see him anymore. “Shame!” he says. Her dad is crying while making a toast for his late wife. Teresa asks if Joe is going to be around more and Melissa says “who brings this up on a holiday?” Well, it might not be the best timing, but if the answer was ‘yes,’ it would’ve been an easy question to answer right?
Joe explains it’s hard to be around because he’s working all day and not to bring it up in front of everyone. Teresa said it’s all he says — Gia comes in and tries to talk to Joe and defends Teresa that she’s hearing it all the time. They all tell him he has to make time.
TELL US: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY SEASON 9 SO FAR? ARE YOU SURPRISED BY THE COMMENTS DANIELLE MADE TO MARGARET?
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It seems 90 Day Fiance star Larissa Dos Santos Lima can’t help but be immersed in drama. Despite husband Colt Johnson pleading with her to keep their relationship off social media, Larissa was forced to reveal some very personal information on Instagram this week.
It turns out that Larissa is a mother of two children, a son and daughter, who she left behind in Brazil. The father of her son, Marcos Hack, shared the news on social media earlier this week.
Reality show blogger John Yates posted a screenshot of Hack’s statement to his Instagram. In the post, Marcos claimed that Larissa left them when the baby, Arry, was 7 months old.
Larissa sent statements to John Yates, to post on her behalf. Larissa detailed the relationship with her ex and why she decided to give up custody of her son. She described her plans for her daughter who is currently living with Larissa’s father.
She wrote, “I had a relationship before with Marcos Hack, we lived for 2 years together. When our son was a baby, I found out that Marcos was a crossdresser and bisexual, he was cheating me with many other men. He broken my heart, I got really depressed. I found myself unable to take care of our son and his sister adopted him. I also have a daughter, from another relationship, who lives with my father and who I plan to bring to United States one day when I am ready to take care of her.”
Larissa also claims in an Instagram post that Marcos stole money from his own brother while managing his brother’s store. The alleged theft totaled 5,000 Brazilian Real (about $1300). A Newsweek article claims that Marcus racked up $20,000 in debt on Larissa’s credit cards.
Ironically, Larissa and Colt’s interactions on the show seem to center around spending money. Considering this experience, maybe Larissa should be more sensitive to Colt’s reluctance to get her a credit card! Regardless, fans need not have to wait until Sunday night for 90 Day Fiance drama, it abounds on social media.
TELL US- SHOULD LARISSA KEEP HER PRIVATE LIFE OFF SOCIAL MEDIA? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER DECISIONS TO GIVE UP CUSTODY OF BOTH CHILDREN?
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Here we are in Copenhagen again on Real Housewives Of Dallas and everyone is still fighting. And they’re also naked and afraid of LeeAnne Locken blackmailing them with videos of their “sunny side up titties” surfacing in the Baltic Sea. Um, sounds … grocer than pickled herring if you ask me!
LeeAnne upset Brandi Redmond (again). Then there were two: Kameron Westcott and D’Andra Simmons. Just when I thought soon there would soon only be 1 remaining after someone went down at the hands of a switchblade stiletto, D’Andra apologizes! Say what?!
Apparently D’Andra does value Kameron’s friendship and she recognizes that she handled her anger all wrong. Kam certainly didn’t apologize for also hurting D’Andra’s feelings. Instead Kameron feels victorious and justified in triumphing against evil, but she did so graciously and they hugged and agreed to be friends again. Alls well that ends well! Until the next morning when Cary Deuber decides the women have two choices: bitches who bike or bitches who boat. This is as long as they’re bitches without besties. That’s right Brandi and Stephanie Hollman are being forcibly pried apart, just as Kameron and LeeAnne aren’t allowed to partner up for the day’s activities. It’s Team Re-Building Time!
Brandi is disappointed – she wanted to see LeeAnne on a bike. Like the wicked witch from Wizard Of Oz pedaling to cause a tornado. LeeAnne’s feelings are hurt by the insult (no they weren’t) and she runs out of the room. Brandi doesn’t care. Cause you guys – didn’t you get the memo – Brandi doesn’t care what anyone thinks! (eye roll).
Stephanie tries to console LeeAnne while she cries about how she’s held to a different standard. Why didn’t D’Andra apologize to LEEEEEEAAAAAANE? Stephanie is like “help me Jesus I’ve just been hit by a metaphorical sequined belt. What have I done wrong to summon the devil?!” (A: joined Real Housewives of Dallas!) Let that belt be a towline to sanity and salvation.
Also what does Brandi being rude have to do with D’Andra? What does Brandi being upset have to do with D’Andra? Why is everything in LeeAnne’s life now D’Andra’s fault?
At least there’s a hot boat captain! Swoon. With Rose. Double Swoon. But LeeAnne is sailing that boat on crocodile tears and D’Andra is pretending everything is fiiiine. Fun Fact – they learn that one of the ancient Danish cathedrals has a design of dragon tails spiral around each other up to the top. This should be a teachable moment for Real Housewives everywhere: Use your dragon nature to lift each other up, then choke each other at the top, rather than ripping each other down!
Meanwhile Bitches Who Bike are literally biking through Copenhagen. Fun Fact: Kameron rode a bike cross country?! Other fun fact: Cary dated Lance Armstrong for a year. And then she found Mark at the Round Up?
Then worlds collide when the bikes bump into the boats. Then Stephanie has to supervise lunch with D’Andra and LeeAnne. Stephanie has no other option than to play mediator and appears to do so with the heavy heart of Why me? Because you’re the only sane one, Steph! Also Travis put “Reunite LeeAnne and D’Andra” on your to do list.
I guess they worked things out? Basically they agreed to not to discuss their issues anymore and pretend to love each other until they do. I’m pretty sure D’Andra offered the same apology to LeeAnne that she did to Kameron, and LeeAnne basically repeated a self-help speech she made in 1996 about letting people love you and being willing to lose a tiny piece of your heart to love because in exchange for sentimental bottle caps and moldy wedding invitations in a scrapbook.
After all this heart-warming fun, it seems only just that they all put on traditional Danish costumes to skip to Tivoli Gardens where Kameron found her spirit animal and dream pet, by riding a giraffe Ferris wheel. Carnivals have Cary missing Zuri and they have LeeAnne missing her childhood growing up in American Horror Story Freak Show – conjoined twins and all. Don’t Stephanie and Brandi count as conjoined twins on RHOD?! The other thing Tivoli Gardens has in common with a Texas parking lot carnival was a giant man-eating snake. The trick is to find out which human costume the snake is wearing.
Over dinner of fried things and beer steins the size of their heads, Cary asks about everyone’s day. Bitches Who Bike had a wonderful time, and thanks to Guru Stephanie, bitches who boat were able to take baby steps towards repairing their friendship. It’s because Stephanie has a peaceful energy, non judgmental, kind, thoughtful, not confrontational… completely differently from her BFF Brandi! Of course Cary had to let Brandi know how LeeAnne’s feelings were hurt by the witch on a bike comment, but alcoholic trumps bike. So Brandi wins the upset wars and will not apologize! Instead of sorry she tells LeeAnne, “I should’ve just called you a wicked bitch.”
Brandi’s doesn’t trust or believe that LeeAnne has changed because she’s seen the viper pattern through LeeAnne’s skin. LeeAnne is still calling Brandi names behind her back, labeling her, spreading rumors, and telling people not to hang out with her. “It’s gonna happen again LeeAnne,” Brandi hisses, “and that’s why I’m done with you.” Hmmm… LeeAnne has done all those things, to both Brandi and D’Andra this season and I actually agree that I do not think LeeAnne has changed. BUT I believe she is making a concerted effort to behave better because it suits her. In short one doesn’t go from his d got sucked at the roundup to a zen mallet! LeeAnne has been saying some pretty unfair stuff about Brandi basically ruining D’Andra’s reputation, etc. Which Brandi doesn’t deserve even if she is pretty awful as well.
So that wrecked dinner! The next day Cary still has the chutzpah to bring these women to her family’s house for a traditional Danish lunch. This is followed by the Danish tradition of swimming naked in the Baltic. Cary knows she doesn’t have to be an advertisement for traveling to Denmark, yah?
“It looks like LA,” gushes LeeAnne, seeing the cute Danish house. Or does LA look like Copenhagen, an ancient city… In the middle of the garden party where Kameron is going around telling everyone “Kameron Westcott” like a defective Energizer Bunny a surprise cousin arrives – it’s Zuri! And Mark, of course, because who let’s a 5-year-old travel without a parent! Oh LeeAnne’s mom would have – well, the man-eating snake was babysitting… Of course LeeAnne makes Cary’s family visit all about how she doesn’t have family. Um, LeeAnne we did meet your mom last season, right?
Cary’s family is so sweet. At lunch she Facetimes her parents so they can also be part of the reunion. Then it’s time to wash away her tears with a robust swim in the Baltic Sea! Crying causes wrinkles, so lets try some natural cryogenics to freeze them away. Of course LeeAnne does not partake, not wanting to stop crocodile tears ever get ill right before her fashion show.
The water is 11c! And everyone but Brandi and Cary go in wearing their swimsuits. Stephanie is traumatized at the thought of seeing her family naked. But she is from Oklahoma, not from one of them liberal European places with funny ideas. “If I saw my parents and my sister and her husband naked, I would literally have to go to therapy for like 15 years,” she laughs. DITTO (no offense mom cause I know you’re reading this!).
But the true star of the show was the infamous “Deuber Dick!” Mark and Cary ran into the middle of the lake and kissed like a comedy routine in a Hallmark movie. And yes, Mark was naked for all the world to see. So round up the eyeballs that have popped out of your heads, ladies! (Gag) And just as a coincidence while Brandi was frolicking about, naked as can be, LeeAnne whipped out her phone at that moment to take a video. “For posterity.” And wouldn’t you just know this turned out to be a major big deal.
On the bus Brandi savagely accuses LeeAnne of having plans to use the video against her, but LeeAnne insists she just thought it would be a fun memory. LeeAnne deletes the video with Cary watching, but Brandi swears she saved a copy somewhere.
Hmmm… yeah I don’t know what to think here. I actually don’t believe LeeAnne had any ill-intent in filming the moment. I do think she should’ve asked and I would be nervous if a person I don’t like and didn’t trust had a video of me being naked, although as it was mentioned Brandi is on a reality show and took it off knowing this would be filmed for reality television.
LeeAnne is convinced Brandi is trying to push her to turn into a “dragon” again so she can cry victim and show that LeeAnne hasn’t changed. “Old LeeAnne does exist,” explains LeeAnne, “I just control her better.” Brandi gives as good as she gets, in most cases, and I don’t think she inspires anyone to see her as a victim. She’s pretty much neck and neck with LeeAnne in the low-blows department and except for Stephanie, doesn’t usually have any allies in her corner. Quite the opposite she’s often blamed for everything!
Brandi should’ve just let the video thing go for their last dinner so the trip could end on a happy note, but she was hangry over having to non-eat gourmet food again, and this time even the eyes of the dead shrimp were judging Brandi! Kameron is also salty over another meal of Fancy Feast and some sort of living cauliflower bush to dip into it.
So while everyone was sharing their favorite memories of Copenhagen, Brandi mixed up the assignment and shared her LEAST FAVORITE moment: that time LeeAnne videoed her naked and will probably claim Oops – the Cloud malfunctioned and now it’s an Insta-story! Or a PSA to the Dallas social scene about what happens when they open their charitable hearts to low-income degenerates. Like look how Brandi ruined D’Andra with her bad influence – she will drown them all in a sea of trashy behavior!
Brandi is insistent that LeeAnne has some trick up her sleeve. Stephanie tries to deploy her guru act again, but Brandi is used to it so it’s ineffective. Also Brandi is venomously angry! Like angrier than I’ve ever seen her and it’s kind of surprising. Brandi is kinda overreacting here and she’s been trying to goad LeeAnne for a while, but LeeAnne has also been coming for her all year…
TELL US – IS BRANDI OVER-REACTING? OR DOES LEEANNE HAVE A TRICK UP HER SLEEVE? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DALLAS COPENHAGEN TRIP SO FAR?
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