12:41 PM PST - 12:38 PM Back to Fish.... (NT)
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Monday, February 12, 2018
12:34 PM PST - 12:32 PM Feeds return. HGs gathering things & filing out of HOH. (NT)
12:34 PM PST - 12:32 PM Feeds return. HGs gathering things & filing out of HOH. (NT)
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'Dancing with the Stars' pro dancers and their significant others: Who is dating or married to whom!? (PHOTOS)
Dancing with the Stars Photo Gallery: Check out our photo gallery and see who all your favorite Dancing with the Stars pro dancers are dating or married to!
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Carrie Underwood works out with son amid recovery from fall
Carrie Underwood is back to working out with her family.
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Gigi Hadid slams body shamers: "Learn to have more empathy"
Gigi Hadid responded to critics of her changing weight on Twitter stating that her skinny physique was related to having Hashimoto's disease and that despite her weight loss she is perfectly healthy.
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Ex-BBB e ex-Fazenda Marcos Harter poderá participar de reality show em Portugal
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TV's Top Couple 2018: Vote in the Elite 8 Now
Forty-six down, eight to go. After one hell of a Sweet 16, we're now down to just the final eight competitors in TV's Top Couple, and let us tell you, this round was hard to put...from E! Online (US) - TV News http://www.eonline.com/news/913184/tv-s-top-couple-2018-vote-in-the-elite-8-now?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
12:06 PM PST - 12:05 PM Fish for 1-1/2 hours. (NT)
12:06 PM PST - 12:05 PM Fish for 1-1/2 hours. (NT)
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Porsha Williams Shades Sheree Whitfield’s Relationship; Where She Stands With Kandi Burruss & Phaedra Parks
Throughout the years, Porsha Williams has been a polarizing cast member on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Nevertheless, you have to admit that she is funny. Whether she is flubbing words, mixing up geographic locations, or just throwing some solid shade, she is reality TV gold.
During her appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Porsha had some hilarious one-liners directed at her costars.
After playing a clip of Sheree Whitfield hating on Porsha for her dinner party decor and “cheapness,” Andy Cohen asked Porsha, “Do you want to defend your dinnerware?” At first it sounded like Porsha was just trying to take the high road when she responded with, “No. To each his own.” And then she really went in with, “Maybe we should have had the party in the prison cafeteria.” Obviously that is a dig at Sheree and her imprisoned boo Tyrone Gilliams.
Andy wasn’t done trying to get a reaction out of Porsha though. He asked her, “Were you pissed at Todd’s [Tucker] speech that he made at the party?” Porsha just pointed out the obvious: “I thought it was shady, but the whole crew is shady. It is what it is.”
Then a caller asked, “How has your relationship with Kandi improved since your meeting with Mama Joyce?” Porsha answered, “We filmed a couple of group scenes together.” Even Andy couldn’t help reacting to that lack of progress. He responded with, “That’s not great.” No, it is not.
Andy came through with a great question from one of the fans: “Why were you able to travel ten plus hours to Spain, but you claimed you couldn’t fly that long due to medical concerns for Shamea’s [Morton] wedding in Africa?” Porsha kept it real and admitted, “Bravo paid for first class. Thanks.” I’m sure Shamea feels great about that answer.
And of course, with all of the Kandi talk, someone just had to ask Porsha about Phaedra Parks. A caller wanted to know, “Do you still have any contact with Phaedra and do you miss Phaedra?” Porsha shared, “I texted her the other day because she posted a picture of her beautiful new home and I was like ‘Yes, bitch.'” How sweet. Porsha never answered the second question about whether or not she missed Phaedra. Very interesting omission there
RELATED: Kandi Burruss Thinks Porsha Williams Lied About Believing Phaedra Parks About The Rumors Last Year
TELL US – DO YOU THINK THAT PORSHA & KANDI WILL EVER MAKE UP? DO YOU MISS SEEING PHAEDRA ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA?
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NBC Reclaims Total Viewer Ratings Lead for First Time in 16 Years
And just like that, NBC is back on top. It's been 16 years since the last time the broadcast network could claim a total-viewer lead in a season's ratings race, but thanks to a...from E! Online (US) - TV News http://www.eonline.com/news/913271/nbc-reclaims-total-viewer-ratings-lead-for-first-time-in-16-years?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
11:36 AM PST - 11:35 AM Fish for one hour. (NT)
11:36 AM PST - 11:35 AM Fish for one hour. (NT)
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Tia Booth -- 12 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery
Tia Booth -- 12 things to know about The Bachelor bachelorette competing for Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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Kendall Long -- 12 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery
Kendall Long -- 12 things to know about The Bachelor bachelorette competing for Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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Why Reese Witherspoon Wants Female-Led Films to Be Able to Fail
Reese Witherspoon practices what she preaches. Amid a national reckoning in multiple industries regarding sexual harassment and inequality in the workplace, the Oscar winner continues to...from E! Online (US) - TV News http://www.eonline.com/news/913269/why-reese-witherspoon-wants-female-led-films-to-be-able-to-fail?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
11:10 AM PST - 11:05 AM Fish for 30 minutes. (NT)
11:10 AM PST - 11:05 AM Fish for 30 minutes. (NT)
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11:10 AM PST - 10:35 AM From HGs in lockdown in HOH to Fish.... (NT)
11:10 AM PST - 10:35 AM From HGs in lockdown in HOH to Fish.... (NT)
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‘BBB 18’: ‘Estava precisando botar o nome de alguns naquela rã’, diz Ana Paula
Emparedada no “Big Brother Brasil 18”, Ana Paula não quis comer a rã, proteína do grupo Tá com nada, no almoço desta segunda, dia 12. E também não digeriu muito bem os sete votos que recebeu no domingo. Tanto é que se dependesse dela, já tinha feito...
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Shamea Morton Shares Rumors Of Cynthia Bailey’s Boyfriend Will Frequenting Gay Bars; Wonders If He’s Bi-Curious
On this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta After Show, Shamea Morton is the latest person to give her two cents on Cynthia Bailey‘s man, Will Jones. Shamea shares the most recent rumors that she has been privy to.
Shamea shared, “I’ve heard some things about Will. I’ve ran into a few people either dating him or felt that he was somewhat of an opportunist.”
Shamea even spilled a little tea on a friend who had a dinner date with Will, “My friend said that she felt some kind of way about him and when the check came he was like “let’s go dutch”.”
RELATED: WILL JONES SAYS HIS INTENTIONS WITH CYNTHIA ARE GOOD
“I had people in my ears like ‘oh my god he does not want that fish’.” Shamea then shared one of the bits of gossip she heard at Cynthia’s party. “One of the homies from Cynthia’s 50th birthday party said that he frequents predominantly gay bars. So I was like ‘wait what?’ and they were like ‘yeah he dates men’.”
RELATED: KANDI BURRUSS DENIES HOOKING UP WITH SHAMEA
Shamea says there’s just no way that can be 100% true because he dated her good friend. She then wondered if maybe Will is bi or possibly bi-curious.
Watch the full clip from the After Show.
TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE THE RUMORS THAT SHAMEA IS SHARING?
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Quatro casais já estão confirmados no novo “Power Couple”; saiba quais
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Arie Luyendyk Jr.: Expect my "most heart-wrenching goodbye" on 'The Bachelor' -- I saw myself with her and break down
Arie Luyendyk Jr. is teasing that he cuts a frontrunner in the next chaotic and emotional The Bachelor episode.
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'The Bachelor' spoilers: Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s winner, runner-up, and hometowns Final 4 -- Plus is he still with his final pick!?
The Bachelor spoilers give away the ending of Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s season weeks ahead of the Season 22 finale -- as well as the current status of his relationship with the woman who received his final rose.
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Reality Star Sightings: Sheree Whitfield, Danielle Staub, Scheana Marie, Camille Grammer and More! – Photos
Let’s see what the reality stars were up to this weekend with an all new reality star photo roundup! Sheree Whitfield hit the red carpet for BET’s Social Awards 2018 – It Girls Welcome Dinner in Atlanta.
New York Fashion Week brought out a slew of Real Housewives – past and present! Kristen Taekman, Aviva Drescher, Kelly Bensimon, Danielle Staub and many more were spotted attending the shows. Even former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks attended the Fashion Hong Kong at Industria Studios on Friday in NYC.
Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie attended the grand opening of “Renegades” at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
Check out these and more in the gallery below!
Photos: Paras Griffin/Getty Images for BET
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Beijando muito, Marcos Harter negocia novo reality e revela sua torcida no BBB18
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John Krasinski Talks The Office Reboot Rumors: "Guess Who Didn't Get a Call?"
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09:40 AM PST - 9:26 AM Cam 3/4 Fish with audio only of Ross/Brandi discussing Brandi's earlier convo with Keshia re voting out Shannon first, then Keshia who wants to leave. Brandi promised Keshia that Keshia would be voted out next after Shannon. (NT)
09:40 AM PST - 9:26 AM Cam 3/4 Fish with audio only of Ross/Brandi discussing Brandi's earlier convo with Keshia re voting out Shannon first, then Keshia who wants to leave. Brandi promised Keshia that Keshia would be voted out next after Shannon. (NT)
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Becca Kufrin -- 12 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery
Becca Kufrin -- 12 things to know about The Bachelor bachelorette competing for Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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Rob Kardashian tweets photo of her daughter Dream and niece North West
Rob Kardashian shared a Twitter photo this weekend of his 15-month-old daughter Dream and his 4-year-old niece North West.
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09:19 AM PST - 9:16 AM Feeds return. HGs up & about. Mark leading a "coffee" discussion. (NT)
09:19 AM PST - 9:16 AM Feeds return. HGs up & about. Mark leading a "coffee" discussion. (NT)
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09:02 AM PST - 9:01 AM Fish.. ... (NT)
09:02 AM PST - 9:01 AM Fish.. ... (NT)
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08:59 AM PST - 8:54 AM Keshia up & to LR. Marissa up & to LR. Marissa/Keshia convo in LR. Marissa to Bar & Tweets. (NT)
08:59 AM PST - 8:54 AM Keshia up & to LR. Marissa up & to LR. Marissa/Keshia convo in LR. Marissa to Bar & Tweets. (NT)
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Kandi Burruss Explains Why She Is Still Angry With Porsha Williams; Shares NeNe Leakes’ Reaction To Her Playing The Same Role In Chicago
Most of the time it’s extremely annoying when a Real Housewife doesn’t let go of an issue from a previous season, but there are exceptions. For instance, it’s hard for me to understand why so many fans are giving Kandi Burruss shit for “refusing to let it go” when it comes to her animosity toward Porsha Williams.
Porsha spread rumors that Kandi wanted to date rape her for over a year. Those allegations go beyond throwing shade in an on-camera interview during Real Housewives of Atlanta. I do not blame Kandi for wanting nothing to do with Porsha. Nevertheless, they both signed on for Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 10, so they have to see each other.
Kandi explained her thoughts on Porsha in an interview with BuzzFeed News’ AM to DM. Kandi said, “Some people try to come back like ‘Why are you still angry?’ Hello. If somebody made that type of accusation about you, you wouldn’t be messing with them anymore either. That’s the way I look at it.” That is very valid.
Kandi admitted, “It takes years for me to just really look at you the same.” Plus she pointed out, “On top of it, I don’t feel like she’s all the way owned her part in the situation. She said ‘I apologize for saying what somebody said,’ but I just feel like girl, you knew it wasn’t true when you said it.” The only thing Porsha seems sorry about is the public’s perception of her after she put Kandi through so much last year.
Kandi continued, “Then I hear her talk about it and she’s like ‘Kandi is really the one who spread it.’ If you tell somebody one more time that I tried to spread a lie about myself, when you said you first said it in front of a whole camera crew. It wasn’t like it was just the two of us sitting there. So yeah, I don’t like that part of it, but I don’t want Porsha and I to continue on and on about the same thing. I don’t want us to keep arguing about it because it’s done.” Porsha is really doing the most to rewrite this narrative.
Kandi admitted, “I’m not gonna sit here and say I was just gonna forget about it a month after it happened.” Fair enough.
One costar that Kandi is getting along with these days (after years of shade) is NeNe Leakes. Kandi is even playing the same character that NeNe did in the Broadway play Chicago. Kandi revealed, “She was the first person to really kind of know because I wasn’t telling anybody. So she found out first and she was just like ‘Congratulations. You got this.’ She knew before I actually got the part. She knew when I was doing my face-to-face audition. She was just like ‘You got this. You can really sing. Just go in there and do your thing.'” Things have really changed with these two. Kandi emphasized, “We’ve come a long way.”
RELATED: Kandi Burruss Thinks Porsha Williams Lied About Believing Phaedra Parks About The Rumors Last Year
TELL US – IF YOU WERE KANDI, WOULD YOU FORGIVE PORSHA?
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08:54 AM PST - 8:52 AM Keshia called to DR. Keshia out of BR & into DR. House lights remain off. Keshia quickly out of DR & back to bed. 8:54 AM House lights go on. (NT)
08:54 AM PST - 8:52 AM Keshia called to DR. Keshia out of BR & into DR. House lights remain off. Keshia quickly out of DR & back to bed. 8:54 AM House lights go on. (NT)
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08:34 AM PST - 8:29 AM Mark to WC & off cam. Mark on cam back to bed. (NT)
08:34 AM PST - 8:29 AM Mark to WC & off cam. Mark on cam back to bed. (NT)
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08:30 AM PST - 8:17 AM Marissa to WC & off cam. Marissa from off cam out of BA. Short Marissa/Keshia convo. Marissa into BR & off cam. (NT)
08:30 AM PST - 8:17 AM Marissa to WC & off cam. Marissa from off cam out of BA. Short Marissa/Keshia convo. Marissa into BR & off cam. (NT)
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Enquete 'BBB 18': Ana Paula, família Lima ou Paula, quem será eliminado?
O segundo paredão triplo do "Big Brother Brasil 18" está formado. A família Lima, formada por Ayrton e Ana Clara, foi indicada por Lucas após atender o Big fone, Paula foi a escolhida do líder Diego e Ana Paula recebeu sete votos dos colegas de...
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Sister Wives Recap: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
You know you’ve been waiting with baited breath for this Sister Wives wedding…even if it did happen over a year ago. Timely or not, Kody’s Brown’s hair, Christine’s crazy eyes, and Robyn’s whining did not disappoint. Even Meri smiled a few times! It’s a wedding miracle! Oh, and Janelle was there too, watching as Mykelti and Tony sealed their vows with a freezing kiss. I’m just glad their lips didn’t get stuck together a la that kid and the flag pole in A Christmas Story. Let’s dive on into this mess, shall we?
The Brown family only has an hour to set up for the wedding of the century. Mykelti has all hands on deck (and then some), and Kody is quick to point out that Tony didn’t have to do the 7 am wake-up call. Christine is rocking a Don’t Mess With The MOB (mother-of-the-bride) t-shirt, and it. is. everything. As the seldom seen Brown teens hang decorations, Taunya and the rest of the crew at Bloomington Country Club is second guessing its free publicity.
It’s freezing and windy, which isn’t odd given its an outdoor wedding in December. Taunya hopes they have enough outdoor heaters. They don’t. No one will be shocked to learn that Mykelti has a very specific vision for her bridal party’s hair and make-up, but there is only one hairdresser and two make-up artists to tend to her army. The wives find it hilarious that Mykelti believes the only change marriage will bring is that she can call Tony her husband. Guess again!
Getting to sleep in, Tony and his brosman are chilling at Mykelti’s apartment. Clearly, Tony didn’t think it necessary to get a haircut for the big day. Tony tries to explain the significance of “brosman” as he struggles to identify the time he needs to show up to the venue. Christine excuses his comatose behavior and lack of enthusiasm on the fact he’s just really laid back. He’s exactly what any mother would want for her daughter, right?
Kody doesn’t miss a beat to make it all about him. He is envious of Tony. For a polygamist groom, he’s nervous about spreading himself thin and making his other wives jealous. It’s a fine line to walk. Kody recalls he was unable to truly connect with Christine and Robyn at their weddings because he was so hung up on not pissing off Meri and Janelle. I’ll forgive Kody for this line of BS given the fact he’s sporting the world’s most awkward ponytail for the wedding. Christine is thrilled. However, Mykelti vetoes the epic look. Damn.
As the bridal party gussies up, Maddie shares that she plans to find out the gender of their baby. She is feeling like it’s a boy, and her husband is crossing his fingers. He is hopeful for a little shadow. He is more like Kody than I’d ever thought. Christine’s nervous energy is sucking the life out of the room. Someone forgot her meds! Mykelti seems to thrive in the chaos. No one is going to stress out this chick as she passes out the handmade bouquets. Bless.
Janelle, Meri, and Robyn enter after allowing Christine some bio-mom time with the bride. Robyn reveals that she and Tony have been battling over Mykelti’s wedding hair. Robyn is yearning for an updo, but Tony likes it natural. They compromise with a half-up do, which Robyn solidifies by gifting Mykelti with an antique hairpin and vintage earrings she got at an antique store. She reiterates the antique store portion of the gift about a dozen times, so I’m guessing Robyn was responsible for the “something old” portion of the adage which Mykelti assigned to her mothers. Mykelti is overcome by the fact that, as antiques, they have a story…not one relevant to her or her wedding day, but semantics.
The ever practical Janelle provides two options for faux fur stoles for her to wear over her dress for something new. Janelle is fine if Mykelti declines to wear it during the ceremony, but girlfriend is going to want it given the freezing temps. Mykelti is overjoyed by the blue pearl bracelets from Meri, and it’s the most we’ve heard Meri speak all season (unless she was droning on about some bed and breakfast). Christine reminds the room that she hacked her wedding dress for the borrowed part of the saying in order to make more random ass flowers for Mykelti’s fabric bouquet. Mykelti is pretends to be moved by the items before announcing that the bridal party may don coats and scarves once the hours long wedding photo session is complete. She’s not a monster! Janelle is concerned about pregnant Maddie in the cold. Solomon and Robyn’s latest baby has the sniffles and a slight fever. Mykelti has no contingency plan for her outside wedding. It’s like Frozen but with polygamists.
As the witching hour approaches, Mykelti’s educates her bridesmaids on pashmina posture while Kody fumbles with a bedazzled altar. Is this for the wedding or is it an appendage for a Mardi Gras float on Fat Tuesday? Maybe both? Myketi is putting the finishing touches on her wedding ensemble and gets teary when sister Aspyn surprises her with a sentimental engraved bracelet. The moment is interrupted by a controlling Tony who complains that the ladies are late for pictures. Doesn’t he remember that he got to hit the snooze button while the entire bridal party was doing manual labor before sunrise? Tony is bucking tradition. He’s already seen the dress, so he is ready to see Mykelti before the ceremony. He cites Kody’s speech about focusing on each other as his inspiration. I give this marriage six months before he’s trying to sneak in a second wife. Anyone want to start a pool? Tony gets his wish and oohs and ahhs over Mykelti. They are both comfy. Tony’s hair seems to have culminated on his chin. Tony thinks Mykelti looks great, but her hair isn’t completely down. It’s half up, and that’s not down. Is he wearing Keds?
After some last minute touches and an awkward brosman photograph, it’s time for the ceremony. Christine is beyond emotional in the sea of chairs that will accommodate all four hundred guests in this tundra. She realizes in all of her mania that she left Kody’s suit at their rented condo…thirty minutes away. Kody rushes back for his clothing as a once cool Mykelti starts morphing into Bridezilla. Tony is greeting guests as Mykelti seethes in the underbelly of the reception area. Taunya politely reminds the group that they are a few minutes behind schedule. Christine is insistent that she won’t see her daughter without Kody present, but Kody is nowhere to be found (because he had to get his suit, Christine!), but Mykelti is adamant her mother make an appearance in her dressing room. As the clock ticks down to three o’ clock, Mykelti insists she isn’t freaking out–she’s just antsy. No one listens as Christine announces to the room that it’s her fault Kody is late. Kody thinks she looks beautiful, but exposed. Hey, her choice, he laments.
It’s forty degrees with a windchill of Antarctica as Robyn bitches about the ice earlier that morning. As the freezing party goers huddle under blankets, some chick announces the Frisbee moment that will happen when the couple walks back down the aisle. Meri loves the idea more than she loves her wet bar and her catfisher combined. Robyn is trying to keep her whining to a minimum, but it’s just so damn cold. She decides to play the part of the martyr and sit outside with the rest of the human icicles.
Kody and Christine beam as their daughter walks down the aisle, and they are both desperately trying to convince themselves that Tony and his horrible hair and entitled attitude is worthy of their immature daughter. The wedding is being conducted in English and Spanish, and Robyn finds it endearing, and very weird, that the couple doesn’t seem to notice the mind-numbing chill that is assaulting the congregation. The entire sermon is centered on a Frisbee. It’s round. It takes balance and skill to make it work. It’s fun. Again, Meri is over the moon with the symbolism. Someone spiked her punch for sure. Props to Tony for shedding his suit coat to give to a shivering Mykelti. Christine calls it gallant. I call it the workings of a TLC producer.
The couple reads their self-written vows as the guests start to resemble the creatures from Ice Age. They rush the exchange of rings in the hope of skirting hypothermia. The newlyweds share an exuberant kiss before dodging surprise Frisbees as they made their way up the aisle. Meri is struck by the Frisbee metaphor of the ceremony, but thankfully she is not struck by a literal Frisbee in the crossfire. Robyn is struck by the cold how happy Mykelti seems. Now, let the 4000 tacos and pinata abuse commence! The fringe children are thrilled at the addition of Tony to the family. Mykelti is trying to usher her family outside for pictures, but that means shedding coats and gloves. Kody stomps his foot. He will not allow Robyn’s children to go out in the cold for family photos. Robyn cradles her baby in a fleece and looks adoringly at her lion maned shared husband while pretending to be a team player. Classic Robyn! The folks subjected to the pictures (bridal party and parents) try to stave off the frigidness with jumping jacks, and Mykelti finally caves and allows blankets in the photos.
The reception is chaos but finally a complete family photo is achieved. The crowd is chowing down on the tacos, and Kody is starting to worry that Tony was right–they need more tacos! Kody makes sure to hijack the evening (after mainlining tortillas) with a speech that starts with “dude” and ends with tears and inviting Tony’s parents into their tangled web of family. Mykelti’s eyes glass over in boredom. When is the pinata happening?
Kody introduces Christine for her much anticipated solo. The cameras catch Tony is a sheer state of panic when he learns of this surprise. Christine is a bona find bundle of nerves as she explains the significance of the song to their family. Mykelti tries, but fails, to keep a proud smile on her face as her mother breaks glassware throughout the venue. I’m shocked that dogs don’t come charging into the reception. Mykelti appreciates her mom being vulnerable. That’s a very diplomatic stance. Robyn calls it awesome, and thus solidifies herself as the most fake of Kody’s wives.
Tony really wants to cram the wedding cake into Mykelti’s face, although she is not here for it. However, for the first time this season, he shows restraint and has Christine lauding him as “a perfect gentleman.” I am jealous of Tony. Never before has anyone had to do just the bare minimum to be showered in praise. The DJ starts his show for some very cringe worthy dancing, although Tony and Christine’s coupling is the thing of which reality television is made. As the pinatas are raised, Christine jokes about how horrible it would be if sister wives were invited to beat on the bridal pinata at a polygamist wedding. Meri is beside herself in hysterics. She’s either over the edge or just screwing with us at this point. Regardless, I’m on board. The pinata portion of the reception is incredibly violent and slightly Lord of the Flies, but I’m here for it, especially because it signifies the end of this two hour wedding. The once skeptical Tony and his harem now appreciate the pinata spectacle and the joining of two cultures by welcoming Tony into their family. And cue more awkward dancing between Kody and Christine…
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE? WAS THE WEDDING EVERYTHING YOU HOPED IT WOULD BE?
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Celebrity Big Brother Eviction Predictions: Week 2- Will Shannon or Omarosa Make an Unexpected Early Exit?
The Celebrity Big Brother houseguests have been playing harder these last few days than the last three Big Brother seasons combined. They’re all hungry for the Big Brother victory. Unfortunately, there can only be one Big Brother: Celebrity Edition winner. Right now, each of them are a threat to someone’s game.
At the moment Ross Mathews, the current Head of Household, cannot decide who could hurt his game more: Omarosa or Shannon Elizabeth. Shannon is a more strategic, tough player and Omarosa is a loose cannon taking shots at everyone–but especially Ross.
And then there is the third threat to Ross: Keshia Knight Pulliam. Keshia isn’t an immediate threat, but she has enough savviness that she could become a danger down the line. Players like James Maslow and Mark McGrath see her potential game danger, but Ross only sees the obvious threats to him.
Ross knows that Omarosa is his biggest enemy in the game. However, Brandi Glanville and Ariadna Gutierrez are really looking at the long term game danger. Ross spent most of the night debating between evicting Shannon, Keshia, or Omarosa.
In the end, it seems that he has decided to stay true to his original alliance, and let them vote out Keshia. However, if Brandi, Ari, Keshia, or Omarosa win tonight’s live Power of Veto competition, then things could totally change–if Ross has the guts to strike at Shannon.
We predict a predictable Celebrity Big Brother night: neither Keshia nor Omarosa will win the Power of Veto. The nominations will stay the same, and Keshia will become the second player evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house.
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'Celebrity Big Brother' recap: Ross Mathews wins HoH, nominates Omarosa Manigault and Keshia Knight Pulliam for eviction after Omarosa hospitalized
Celebrity Big Brother crowned Ross Mathews the new Head of Household, and then he nominated two people for eviction during Sunday night's broadcast on CBS.
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Lauren Burnham -- 12 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery
Lauren Burnham -- 12 things to know about The Bachelor bachelorette competing for Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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John Cena Plays His Entire Family (And Slimes and Kisses Himself) for Kids' Choice Awards
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07:59 AM PST - Brandi and Keshia head back to bed. Keshia lying semi-upright, eyes wide open, contemplating the complexity of things. She gives her drink one final slurp before closing her eyes. All is quiet once more in the BB house. (NT)
07:59 AM PST - Brandi and Keshia head back to bed. Keshia lying semi-upright, eyes wide open, contemplating the complexity of things. She gives her drink one final slurp before closing her eyes. All is quiet once more in the BB house. (NT)
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07:53 AM PST - Keshia says that no matter what Omarosa is doing, she will not contribute to the stereotype of women "who look like me" going at each other. She also thinks Metta will join them in getting Shannon out. Brandi will talk to him. They shake on their deal. (NT)
07:53 AM PST - Keshia says that no matter what Omarosa is doing, she will not contribute to the stereotype of women "who look like me" going at each other. She also thinks Metta will join them in getting Shannon out. Brandi will talk to him. They shake on their deal. (NT)
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07:41 AM PST - In the BA, Keshia tells Brandi that as much as she wanted to stay and fight, she feels it's time to go home to her baby. Before this, they've never been apart more than a day. Also, her breast pump stopped working, and her milk is still a major part of her baby's nourishment. She understands Shannon is the mastermind and needs to go. So she's asking that if she let's the house evict Shannon instead of her (assuming a veto win gets Shannon onto the block), then the deal is Keshia goes next. (NT)
07:41 AM PST - In the BA, Keshia tells Brandi that as much as she wanted to stay and fight, she feels it's time to go home to her baby. Before this, they've never been apart more than a day. Also, her breast pump stopped working, and her milk is still a major part of her baby's nourishment. She understands Shannon is the mastermind and needs to go. So she's asking that if she let's the house evict Shannon instead of her (assuming a veto win gets Shannon onto the block), then the deal is Keshia goes next. (NT)
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07:39 AM PST - Keshia tells Brandi she'll help Brandi, Ariadna, Ross, Marissa take out Shannon in exchange for being sent home to be with her baby. Her breast pump broke this morning. "I will help you but I need to be gone Friday." She's fully Metta-ing. (NT)
07:39 AM PST - Keshia tells Brandi she'll help Brandi, Ariadna, Ross, Marissa take out Shannon in exchange for being sent home to be with her baby. Her breast pump broke this morning. "I will help you but I need to be gone Friday." She's fully Metta-ing. (NT)
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07:31 AM PST - Brandi is up and into the bath area. Keshia arrives and sits beside her. Can see them talking but can't hear (looks like mics aren't on). BB says something indiscernible after which Brandi jumps up and leaves while Keshia attaches her mic. Brandi's back with her mic, so we have sound as they discuss goings on and strategy. (NT)
07:31 AM PST - Brandi is up and into the bath area. Keshia arrives and sits beside her. Can see them talking but can't hear (looks like mics aren't on). BB says something indiscernible after which Brandi jumps up and leaves while Keshia attaches her mic. Brandi's back with her mic, so we have sound as they discuss goings on and strategy. (NT)
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07:14 AM PST - Keshia was just called to the DR. All lights are still off. (NT)
07:14 AM PST - Keshia was just called to the DR. All lights are still off. (NT)
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Nome de Marcos Harter é cogitado em reality show gringo
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07:11 AM PST - Metta's eyes periodically open, but he stays still in bed. Meanwhile, someone else is snoring. (NT)
07:11 AM PST - Metta's eyes periodically open, but he stays still in bed. Meanwhile, someone else is snoring. (NT)
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The Bachelor Star Arie Luyendyk Jr. Is "Very Happy" Despite Falling In Love With 2 Women
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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: Kim Without Kroy?
Cynthia Bailey is wandering around red carpets crying with no shoes like she’s at the Jr. Prom, and Porsha Williams is being a peace-maker and starting a vegan cult. What is going on on Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!
Usually the pre-trip Real Housewives episode is a snooze, but last night was the opposite. Maybe it’s because so many episodes of RHOA have been interrupted for important real life events like Holidays and Super Bowls (the butt-implanted Uber driver of Kim Zolciak‘s heart must have watched it pining wistfully; gently touching the TV with his mitts while Kim screamed KROOOOOOOOY in a voice so shrill it could be heard in the next dimension, and then threw a wig over his dreams flatscreen. Kim needs her solo cup refilled – and she needs it NOW!).
The episode opens at Kandi Burruss‘ Essence Magazine party. Truthfully, I, like everyone else in attendance except for dear doting Todd, forgot Kandi’s magazine cover was even the point of this party. I assumed the party was just a mere front to destroy Cynthia’s chance at love again. The poor girl – errrrr… middle-aged woman gloating about Fifty Cyn – is reduced to a crying mess on the red carpet after being told that her ‘casual’ boyfriend Will may also have another girlfriend. I thought Cynthia was all for casual dating, but apparently that’s just what she’s telling us because in reality she was planning another televised wedding officiated by dinosaur corpses and giant silver curtains transformed into a gown (Cynthia is the true Gone With The Wind Fabulous turning budget into couture bride!).
Just when Cynthia thought Eva Marcille had told her the worst news, Porsha sidles over and whispers that she too has heard Will is using her for exposure while hiding a secret girlfriend. We interrupt Cynthia’s crying mess for Mama Joyce to sidle over, crocodile smile, to hiss that Porsha owes her a meeting. This is literally the closest thing to mafia threats Bravo will ever come – and that includes umpteen years of Real Housewives Of New Jersey. Fearing for her own booty implant will be popped, Porsha naturally accepts.
Wigs & Cigs grows angry! How dare everyone tell Cynthia not to follow her heart! After all, what if Kim had listened to reason and abandoned Kroy for being an NFL player, 8 years younger than her?! Now where would she be? Um… still with Big Poppa in a condo? Singing for her Domino’s Pizza supper? Well, look at you now, girl! You’ve got it all – including a new face to go with it!
I don’t know what Cynthia is following when she follows Will to the limo, holding her shoes and wiping away tears, but he assures she’s not being used again, because he already has his own Chateau Sheree with a the-a-ter room and doesn’t need a Ferrari. So, apparently word has spread around Atlanta bout how Cynthia treats her um, Peters? Maybe Marlo Hampton was correct to worry that anyone gullible enough to consider Kenya Moore a real friend should not be left to her own devices in the dating pool!
With everything exploding around her, Cynthia turns to Peter, of all people, for advice. She’s disappointed that he came to Kandi’s party but ghosted before saying hello. Apparently her ex-husband wasn’t ready to see her on a date with another man. Poor Cynthia is very upset by this revelation – so upset she starts shoving crab rolls in her mouth faster than she can swallow her denial. But Peter gives good advice – advice that has always served him well – do your own thing and don’t worry about what other people are telling you! Unless that someone is NeNe Leakes telling Cynthia to give Peter another chance, of course. It’s obvious these two still have feelings for each other – and that NeNe still has fond feelings for Peachter Peachter Bank Account Eater as well.
Meanwhile, Porsha wore her most demure low-cut and skin tight jumpsuit for lunch with a viper. Mama Joyce is on a mission to figure out just what Porsha believed when she accused Kandi of trying to drug and rape her. Porsha assures Mama Joyce that the entire thing was Phaedra’s fault! Porsha never would’ve repeated the accusation save for the urgings of her trusted friend – who also happens to be an attorney who would know about such legal things such as slander. This reassures Mama Joyce, who smiles crookedly and instructs Porsha to keep reaching out to Kandi. And expecting to be shut-down!
Do we believe Porsha’s Little Miss Innocent act? Not entirely, but I’m sick of hearing about this crap, so I’ll make like MJ and move my vendetta on.
To conquer all the mayhem, Porsha and Cynthia decide two things are in order: a vegan dinner party and a trip to Barcelona. In that order.
I’m gonna press pause on all that excitement to catch up with Kenya. Kenya has taken herself out of the loop to focus on family matters, aka appease Question Marc who isn’t satisfied by having sex twice a day. Even though Kenya is 6 weeks late. She drags her cousin to the gyno for a pregnancy test, even though Kenya is well-aware that she’s menopausal 46. Still, a girl can still dream – plus Marc really wants a baby! Hmmm… not to be mean, but Marc married a middle-aged woman who lives across the country and he has no plans to relocate to ATL. Plus he has two older children. I’m thinking Marc did not want a baby. Or Krayonce. This also makes me think Kenya is a totally different person away from TV cameras and is angling for her own spin-off about moving to NYC and blending with Marc’s family.
Ergo Kenya has decided to skip the Barcelona trip to await the results of her pregnancy test. (Spoiler Alert: she wasn’t prego). Cynthia is emphatic about Kenya’s absence. If she can’t even convince Kenya to introduce Marc, there’s no way she expects Kenya to leave his controlling grasp to get crazy on Housewives in another country!
That’s why Cynthia has a Plan B Bestie. That would be NeNe! Since Cynthia is doing a lot of emotional eating this episode – all of it seafood – she and NeNe go get dinner. NeNe insists Eva wasn’t trying to be shady by revealing the news about Will, and gently warns Cynthia to just be cautious about him, not closed-hearted, but cautious. I think this is fair advice. And actual advice a true friend would give.
Cynthia informs NeNe that she’s gotten a great deal on Air B&B for Barcelona and combined with her Groupons even Sheree “She By SheBroke” Whitfield can afford the trip! NeNe does not comprehend this language. “Budget – what’s that?!” she scoffs channeling Sheree of yore. In order to avoid Spain’s version of Motel 6, NeNe pretty much volunteers to take over planning. Which works out perfectly since NeNe will willingly play the ‘Bad Girl’ about the guest list too! Oh the guest … well first order of business is for NeNe to give everyone a Spanish name. Like Marlata (because Marlo is “a lot”).
And since they are going to a country with bull fights, it’s safe to include everyone: even Porshita. Even Wigsala. But not Kroy-sé. NeNe is already annoyed knowing Kim will try to bring her Uber driver on the trip. Cynthia insists she doesn’t care so long as Eva is off the guest list, but I get NeNe’s point. Like Ramona Singer taught us so many Housewives ago – on a GIRL’s TRIP, the huzzzzzzzzbands, no matter how devoted to refilling wine glasses and hovering in the corner, stay home!
(Fun fact: Peluca is Spanish for “wig”).
Since Porsha is finally in a good-ish place with at least some of the women, she keeps the good will going by hosting a “No Beef” dinner party. That’s a pun because all the food will literally contain ‘no beef’ since it’s vegan. OK, shame me, but I thought this was cute and the party was fun! Although next time Porsha probably needs to consult a party planner about what ‘Bo-Ho chic’ is, cause girl hung white sheets all over her dining room like she was leaving for an extended vacation, then served shots as hors d’oeuvres. Well, everyone had fun, both Before and After Cynthia.
Cynthia was late. Therefore there was BC – Before Cynthia – where all the ladies got tipsy and trash-talked Will. Marlo confessed that she also doesn’t trust Cynthia’s judgement when it comes to Kenya. Porsha tried to play innocent like she just wanted Cynthia to have all the information about Will, but didn’t think it was a big deal to tell her – especially since they’re supposedly newly dating. Like a scene from an After-School special about toxic friendships, the conversation comes to a screeching halt when Cynthia appears at the door. She is well-aware everyone was just talking about her, but doesn’t flinch. Sometimes Cynthia surprises us all!
Instead, Cynthia jumps right in and admits that Peter being there rendered her guard seriously down, and actually tells Porsha she didn’t appreciate her gossip timing. Over dinner, Cynthia is again pressed about Peter when Kim decides Cynthia is still in love with her ex. Neither that nor Porsha’s announcement that they were eating on borrowed dishes diminishes the good will, though and Porsha excitedly dubs her party “magical.” I agree – this was a great party with lots of authentic laughs, with NO nonsense or drama, and also missing was NeNe and Kenya. Hmm.
Things did once again come to a screeching halt, though – this time by Marlo burping loudly in Cynthia’s ear, then actually blaming Cynthia! With that burp Kim immediately falls in love with Marlo. Birds of a feather, I suppose… except Marlo would probably get Swarovski-studded solo cups made to match each outfit. After all, we’re talking about a woman who wore fur and a gypsy costume to a vegan bo-ho dinner.
After burping, Marlo stands to clink glasses (she is impressed by the ‘real china’ and actually praises Porsha’s African for not being stingy) and wonders if Kim is brave enough to leave Kroy at home to “for a trip with the African American girls?” Porsha drops her head in her hands, preparing to have a ruined party after all, but Kim is prepared with excuses: After surviving a mini-stroke following a four-hour flight from LA, she’s scared to fly long distances without Dr. Kroy, mini-stroke expert, and Barcelona is 10 hours away! Um, if Kroy is with Kim, who will watch the six babies she has at home? Irrelevant question, obviously, (the answer is Ariana) because the only Biermann who truly requires round-the-clock supervision is Kim!
Then Marlo announced she had to leave early to visit the nursing home to see her ‘cousin’ – even though it was after 9PM. Girl… I think it was YOUR African who is getting a taste of his fine china!
Shockingly, after the fun dinner with tons of laughs, it doesn’t seem like anyone even cares if Kroy comes to Barcelona. As one of the hostesses Cynthia shrugs that it’s not worth arguing over. Except Cynthia does not hostess alone. The hostess with the mostest opinion is NeNe who is NO bueno with Kroy crashing. Why must Kroy always be lurking? Considering that NeNe doesn’t want Kim coming anything she could do to make wigs stay home was going to happen. Which means putting the kibosh on Kruch (that’s Kroy mixed with Lurch. Trying something new here people).
In the car to the airport, Kim lets Porsha and Sheree know that she is skipping the trip because NeNe complained about her need to bring Kroy ‘for her health.’ Meanwhile NeNe is furious that Kim tried to slip Kroy into her suitcase – not that he’d fit with his butt implant! She admits she’s relieved Kim decided to make one of her flimsy excuses to bail. Why is Kim even attempting to be on RHOA? Again, she’s not participating and also making all these weird Kim-Only Stipulations. Even Kandi declared it ridiculous that Kim thinks she plays by her own rules and that she should get away with it.
Porsha Can Never Trust Phaedra Again But Still Misses Their Friendship
TELL US – SHOULD KIM HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO BRING KROY? SHOULD EVERYONE LEAVE CYNTHIA’S RELATIONSHIP ALONE?
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