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I don’t know what to make out of this, but Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi put up and deleted two posts about how she secretly got married to her boyfriend Shalom– whose last name I can’t seem to find anywhere by the way. I don’t know if that means she didn’t get married or what.
My suspicion is that she was either contractually obligated to share the marriage on Shahs of Sunset or she got some sort of payout for a tabloid to share the inside scoop and had to delete her Instagram posts.
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Luckily, E! got on that real quick and managed to quote the two Instagram posts that GG put up before she ended up deleting them.
In one post, GG let the cat out of the bag with an Instagram caption that said, “January 25, 2017 We walked into a courthouse just to see what type of paperwork is needed for getting married. They sarcastically told us there’s a small chapel we could go to and do it right then.”
She revealed that they actually did end up tying the knot: “An hour later, we walked out of that chapel as husband & wife. We clearly weren’t dressed for it and I couldn’t stop laughing from shock… but f–k it… we’re not like ordinary people.” Congratulations to them. I don’t get why she deleted it… other than the most likely option that it would be more beneficial ($) to share the news elsewhere.
And of course, GG put up an additional post to celebrate Valentine’s Day. GG wrote, “Happy Valentine’s Day to my hubs.” Note, she did say “hubs,” as in husband. GG also wrote, “This was the day you proposed… it was 13 degrees in NYC, we barely had enough clothes on, my tears kept freezing down my face, you pulled off the sweetest surprise proposal and with the most beautiful ring. I’ll never forget that day! Asheghetam!!!”
I’m sure this isn’t the last that we will hear about GG and Shalom’s marriage. We will either see this on the next Shahs of Sunset season or in a magazine spread. I’m calling it now.
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TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GG GETTING MARRIED SO SOON INTO HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SHALOM? IS IT THE REAL THING OR MADE-FOR-TV?
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Something special happens whenever the ladies of the Real Housewives franchise go abroad. And we're not talking about Montezuma's revenge. Ever since The Real Housewives of New...I cannot wait for the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode tonight. Lisa Rinna is finally going to get confronted for gossiping about Kim Richards’ sobriety. At the end of the last episode, we all saw her awkward arrival and pretty much no one seemed happy to see her. Her frienemy Lisa Vanderpump confirms that sentiment, dishes on Erika Girardi’s tears that have been teased in the previews before the season even began, and discusses Eden Sassoon’s constant meddling.
Last season, a lot of people tried to bring down LVP, it look likes the queen is back on top. It might be because so many of the other ladies have really sunk so low, but either way Lisa Vanderpump is looking way better than she did last year on RHOBH.
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In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Lisa Vanderpump discusses all of the hot topics on RHOBH. In regard to the beyond off-putting new girl, LVP said, “It gets complicated, and Eden had no problem, really, as a newbie, kind of really voicing her opinion. I think she kind of inserted herself a little too vociferously, should we say, initially. And then, you see, that’s explained this week … these things have a habit of changing rather dramatically.” I have a feeling that she’s alluding to Lisa Rinna being the one to blame for Eden’s perception of Kim’s relationship with Kyle Richards.
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We all saw how awkward it’s going to be when Rinna shows up for the cast trip in Mexico. LVP explained, “Nobody got up. She was as welcome as a poo in swimming pool.” Ain’t that the truth. And to make matters worse, it seems like Rinna’s go-to excuse is that she doesn’t remember saying that Kim is “close to death” in conversation with Eden that was shown to the viewers many times. This is definitely not going to go well for her. Maybe she should start living by her self-proclaimed mantra and just “own it” when it comes to shit talking Kim.
And on another note, I am beyond curious about that clip of Erika crying that has been teased for what feels like forever. Every time the Housewives fuck with her, Erika manages to stay calm, cool, and collected, so I am dying to know what finally ends up rattling her. Unfortunately Lisa did not actually share any new information.
Lisa declared, “It’s all fair on Housewives.” I wonder if this means that Lisa has something to do with Erika’s tears. If anything, I feel like LVP’s latest soldier Dorit Kemsley has something to do with Erika crying and Lisa is there to have her back for doing that dirty work.
Lisa didn’t answer any of my questions, but she did remark, “You do see her, two or three times, quite emotional. I think, you know, you can come into this show and keep your defenses up, but it chips away at you and then something will trigger it… no, I’m not telling you, because it’s a complicated scenario, and it’s like giving you the final pages of a book.” Does that mean that we have to wait until the season finale for this part? That is so unfair. Not that I won’t be sticking around anyway, but I just want to know what happened.
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Tonight’s episode kicks off at 9/8CST! Bravo’s synopsis: Tensions run high at Mauricio’s party in Mexico, as Kyle demands to know exactly what Lisa Rinna said about her sister Kim. Eden seeks her mother’s advice regarding Kyle and Kim. Erika advises Rinna to come clean with Kyle, but Rinna maintains she’s done nothing wrong. The Mexico trip wraps up with a wild boat ride and a dance to remember.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK LISA RINNA IS OUT OF LINE FOR HER COMMENTS ABOUT KIM? DO YOU THINK LVP HAS A BETTER IMAGE THAN SHE DID LAST SEASON?
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Last night Kyle Cooke celebrated a birthday on Summer House, but all anyone could think about or talk about or not have sex with was Carl Radke. There’s something about Carl, apparently!
While the Wirkus’s are away, Carl’s roving eye will play. And it casts its spell on Jaclyn Shuman who is all too happy to oblige – to a point. Massages in the hot tub – check! Sexual innuendo – Check! Promises to share a room – Check! Willingness to share a bed… uncheck! Jaclyn is one of those girls who just needs attention. Like if there is a peen in the vicinity she is tracking it like the Chanel coat on a mannequin that will be headed for the sample sale post season.
After she throws herself at Carl all night, and invites him to share her room, Jaclyn directs Carl to the futon and turns out the light. She giggles that she knows what she’s doing, and also that it’s going to look sooooo bad to the rest of the house. So bright and early the next morning, she skuttles into the Wirkus twins room to reveal that Carl was snoring the blue balls away on her futon. Lauren Wirkus is still trying to play it cool-ish with Carl, but Ashley Wirkus has no such compunctions!
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Also tracking the goings on of Carl and Jaclyn are Cristina Gibson. Cristina seems gunning for a fight. Either that or she wants to rebrand herself as Summer House’s Dr. Ruth.
Then it’s off to watch models play volleyball for charity, which doubles as Part 1 one of Kyle’s birthday celebration. After spending the week in New Hampshire at his family reunion, Kyle returns to Montauk to turn 34. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, spirits are high and highly consumed, the butts are toned, but there are more kinks than there are bends in the straws stirring the cocktails. It seems that it is Carl who just cannot stop the flirting!
Stephen McGee explains that Carl is just so natural with everyone that it’s impossible to not want to climb him like a tree. Well, I beg to differ, but perhaps it’s cause I’ve never experienced the power of The Hot Carl up close and personal?
Needless to say Jaclyn is enjoying her fair share, while Lauren tries to simultaneously stake her own claim. Jaclyn goes off to buy a clamshell bikini with Carl as her style advisor, and Cristina takes the opportunity to warn Lauren that Carl and Jaclyn have been getting hot and handsy. Ashley is outraged, but Lauren isn’t jumping to conclusions yet. She’s well aware that Jaclyn is an attention whore, and Cristina is a gossip monger.
Cristina feels justified both in warning Carl of the Wrath of Wirkus, and of warning the Wirkus of the Inner Workings of Jaclyn. Mostly because if Jaclyn is friends with Lauren it is intrinsic to girl code that a guy your friend likes is a no-fly zone!
Jaclyn however is s southern bell and explains that all southern women throw themselves shamelessly at men with cheap innuendo. We don’t. Sorry.
Back at the house the group plans to surprise Kyle with birthday cake and mullet wigs. When he walks up the stairs he finds a mullet paradise and 34 candles burning brightly, but all Kyle can think about is how he misses Amanda and perhaps made a mistake dumping her. Perhaps third time’s a charm?
Still – Kyle is not about to let a little broken heart get in the way of a dance party and rosè, so it’s PAAARTAY! That is until Lindsay Hubbard and Everett Weston sneak down to their room for a quickie… argument. I don’t know what started it but suddenly they are yelling at each other and quarreling. The rest of the group, partying and preparing to go out for Kyle’s birthday, have no idea what’s brewing south of the stairs. Until House Mother Ashley comes to check on Lindsay.
Somehow Lindsay starts doubting Ashley’s loyalty and asks, menacingly (drunkenly) “Can I really really really trust you?” This infuriates Ashley. When Everett tries to defend Lindsay, as is their pattern, Ashley rips into him too. I think Carl just got a taste of the Wrath Of Wirkus and hopefully he course-corrects right out of Jaclyn’s bedroom.
After that no one is in the mood to go out, except Everett who disappears into the night and doesn’t come home. Lindsay is so distraught she falls asleep with a bag of chips, wearing a strapless bra and a thong. The next morning Everett still hasn’t returned and Lindsay reminds us, again, that because of her “abandonment issues” it’s her greatest fear that Everett will leave her. This does not bode well for Lindsay’s 30th birthday the following week. Might be high time to nip those abandonment issues into the bud with some therapy!
Lindsay isn’t the only one with relationship woes. In what is the worst birthday ever, Kyle wakes up to a text from an angry Amanda who found out Cristina about his make-out with Cristina and Lindsay’s roommate Katie! Instead of sulking and talking about it to everyone in the house, Kyle heads straight to the source: Cristina.
Kyle immediately tells her that it’s not cool to meddle in his relationship, no matter what her reasons. Nor he doesn’t believe that she thought Amanda already knew and she was merely reassuring her that Katie was no threat. Kyle echos Carl’s earlier sentiment that Cristina should “shut the f–k up,” although he dispatched the message far more politely.
Having bad blood everywhere, Cristina decides to visit the farmer’s market with Jaclyn, and get to know this interloping usurper a little better over blueberries for a change. Jaclyn defends flirting with Carl as “just her personality,” then admits she doesn’t feel accepted in the house and wonders if it’s because she hasn’t been there all summer? Cristina clarifies that it’s actually Jaclyn acting like an untrustworthy harlot that has everyone giving her the side-eye.
The conversation goes better than it sounds, so they head back to the house for pool time before the trek to NYC. Unfortunately they’re interrupted by Carl and Stephen getting a couples massage! Seriously – they had masseuses over to just rub them down in front of everyone. And they didn’t get one for birthday boy Kyle! Cristina and Jaclyn watch on, super-awkwardly, as Carl has a massage-gasm, then Jaclyn hops up to volunteer her own massage skills. But that’s just her personality!
Since these people really know how to pack a lot into the day, the Wirkus twins will be having their entire family visit later that evening. And they have 8 (yes, EIGHT) other siblings!
On that note most of the house decides it’s time to head back to the city, but not Carl. Carl admits longing for a super-close big family like the Wirkus’s and he seems to be both intimidated by Lauren, but also unable to separate himself from the allure. He’s the ultimate masochist, or sociopath – I can’t really tell at this juncture – and sticks around to impress Lauren’s mom.
Lauren’s mom seems to get it immediately that Carl is a schmoozer and no kinda ‘Brad,’ but he’s a good time and she encourages Lauren to treat it as a fling, and not worry so much about complicating things. Then everyone troops back to the city for their ever-so-brief work week.
Stephen goes on a date with the world’s most boring man. It’s so boring neither I nor Stephen care to recap it. Carl, on the other hand, lets us into his family dynamic and it is a sordid tale: His dad left his mom after 35 years of marriage, his brother is in and out of jail and dealing with heroin with Carl’s mom helping to care for his kids, Carl’s uncle is a disaster and it’s pretty much up to Carl to take care of his mom. I was glad to see this side of him, and it redeemed him a bit until I saw the previews for next week. Carl himself admits that he self-sabotages, and yeah, I would say so…
Anyway, also self-sabotaging is Linday. Her volatility is wearing on Everett. After he bailed in Montauk and announced that he needs a break from her instability, they haven’t spoken all week. Lindsay wrote him a 10 page email, which she reads to Katie, whose eyes glaze over. I bet Katie wishing that Lindsay and Cristina weren’t on the outs so she could avoid dealing with this nonsense.
Later Lindsay and Everett meet for a drink and he spells it out that she has got to learn to handle her emotions and stop picking fights. When Lindsay blames being under a lot of stress with her family and company, Everett is unsympathetic because stress will always be there. Whereas he, will not. Damn!
TELL US – WILL EVERETT AND LINDSAY MAKE IT? IS CRISTINA MEDDLING OR BEING A GOOD FRIEND?
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To be honest, I’m a little thrown off by James Kennedy still being a cast member on Vanderpump Rules since he has been alienated by most of the cast. Still, he does have some really scandalous story lines this season and it all revolves around (allegations of) cheating on girlfriend Raquel Leviss, specifically with Gerelyn “GG” Gilbert and a waitress named Ellie. Now GG is seeking her fifteen minutes of fame speaking out about James and calling out the rest of the cast.
It’s hard for me to cope with the idea of anyone having sex with James, let alone making it public knowledge, but GG feels a need to set the (very obvious) record straight and shit on some Pump Rules cast members in the process.
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The one thing I found interesting and felt thrown off by in GG‘s interview with the Buttered Pop podcast is that she repeatedly mentioned that she doesn’t watch Vanderpump Rules, yet she was went out of the way to clear the air and clarify editing problems with her portrayal.
Not only that, but GG goes back and forth from having “no interest in” being on the show, to saying that they don’t want her on it anyway. GG explained, “I served my pawn purpose. What else could I get into? I don’t hang out with any of those people.”
Nevertheless, it sounds like she just might be a Bitter Betty since GG also admitted, “I know they’re interviewing because they have a couple new waitstaff. They always interview people just to see what’s going on. It’s all real stuff, but they try to see what’s going on to see what is juicy, I guess, and they haven’t asked me.”
GG also made it a point to say, “I filmed a lot with them this summer and they cut so much out.”
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They didn’t even ask her to be on this season, even though she’s appeared a few times. GG admitted, “You don’t have to do the show if you start working there, but they interview everybody. It’s up to the producers if they like you or not. Or if you hook up with someone on the show.” At least she’s acknowledging the truth with that one. Plus, Ariana Madix, Brittany Cartwright, Tom Schwartz, and James all got on the show from hooking up with cast members.
GG explained why she thinks her conflict with James might prevent her from returning to Pump Rules, but it’s not for a reason that you might suspect: “I honestly think they don’t want me back on the show because they don’t condone violence, like when I hit him.”
GG also made it clear that she would (most likely) not be against appearing on Vanderpump Rules again. “I would only do the next season if they had new people or maybe just one friend for me and if I could do, like, the interview things because I didn’t get to do that, so no one saw my side.”
As a random side note, I was interested when GG said that she worked as an assistant for Kris Jenner. I would love to know if she had some Kardashian scoop, but that tangent never happened during the interview. Plus, I’m sure that Kris pulled a LaLa Kent and had GG sign a nondisclosure agreement at some point.
When it comes to her initial hookup with James, GG points out that she had no knowledge of him because she didn’t watch the show. “I knew about it, but I didn’t watch it. So I wasn’t, like, on Instagram, following this guy and knowing he had a girlfriend.”
GG explained why she was initially interested in James, which was not the best description of any human being – let alone one that people would want to have sex with – but I guess the persona worked for her. GG said, “He’s very aggressive, not like rapey or anything, but he’s persistent. He will tell you that you’re really pretty, blah, blah, blah. I don’t think he’s charming, but he’s just kind of fun; he’s like a kid.”
Hooking up with an aggressive kid? How appealing.
And GG revealed that they actually got together three different times. “The next two times, he had gotten a little more evil. I could see it, so I was done.” The other weird thing is that GG went from guarding the hookup as a secret to broadcasting it everywhere. GG admitted, “I kept it a secret because I knew people at SUR didn’t like James. Nobody likes him. I can’t tell anybody. It’s just embarrassing.” But she did end up telling everybody as we are all aware.
GG explained why she ended up coming forward about the embarrassing hookup: “He tried to like bribe me a little bit with the show. He was like ‘We can be friends if you keep your mouth shut. We can film a little bit.’ So I went to the producers and told everyone, ‘This is why he’s been calling me a slut because we hooked up and he has a girlfriend. He has guilt. And he’s going to keep calling me a whore.’ So I was like ‘I’m telling everybody.’ I told the producers and they were like, ‘Who could you tell this information to?'”
GG also said, “When it did finally end, he was calling me a whore and a slut.” Unfortunately, degrading women has become a bad habit for James. Just like the excessive drinking. GG said, “I honestly think he has more than just drinking issues. I think he has some mental-chemical imbalance there. He is doing some mental gymnastics every time I see him.”
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GG admitted that she was not actually in the dark about James dating Raquel. “The second time, I did know though because he told me. He was like ‘Just so you know, I have a girlfriend and this is just for fun.’ I know I lied and I said I never knew, but I knew the second time.” She justified it by saying, “And I was also like, ‘This happens when I’m drunk sometimes. I’m not like dating this guy.'”
And even now that GG knows all about Raquel, she has zero sympathy for her. “She already knew that James had cheated on her before because it was on TMZ and she found out. This is what I heard from LaLa.” Oh LaLa…
GG labeled Raquel as a low key Vanderpump Rules fan: “She f–king knew! 99% of our clientele at SUR are fans. Most people know about the show. She knew about it. Ellie said that when she first went there, she was taking pictures with everybody, like asking Lisa [Vanderpump] for pictures. So, she is not as innocent as she seems, and she knew that James had cheated on her before, taken him back. He could hook up with a girl right in front of her [and] she would stay with him. She does not give a f–k.”
I have no idea why anyone would date James, so assuming GG is in it for the fame is the only way that this would make sense to me. I am just being a major hater here, I know.
GG also pointed out that Raquel made a decision to let this drama be on the show: “She doesn’t have to film anything. She wants to.” True, James could have pulled a Stassi Schroeder or even a LaLa and have a personal relationship outside of the show and away from the cameras. GG added, “And no offense, she’s dumb as rocks.” Sure, Raquel might be a total piece of shit, but if that’s the case, we would just find out on our own. Talking shit about this girl whose boyfriend you slept with is just going to be more of a reflection on you than anything, GG.
Aside from saying numerous times that she doesn’t hang out with the cast, GG also said, “I don’t like a single one of them besides Brittany and Jax [Taylor].” Wait. Jax? Personally, Jax is my favorite character on the show, but I feel like almost every woman who works at SUR has been wronged by him at some point in life.
GG stated the obvious, “Brittany is the most genuine.” And once again claimed that she doesn’t watch Vanderpump Rules: “I don’t watch the show, so I don’t know how she’s portrayed, but she is the most genuine girl.” She also told a sweet story about Brittany asking GG to eat lunch with her during a break at a staff photo shoot after she saw that GG had no one to sit with. Brittany is the saint of SUR. Without a doubt.
GG noted, “Jax has always been nice to me.” And she said, “Jax has never been mean to me. [Tom] Sandoval has.” Yeah, well we saw him laying into you when you crashed James‘ rap performance, which GG has an interesting take on: “When he was yelling at me that night, I was like ‘Why is this girl yelling at me?’ Did you see him? I saw a clip and he’s like posing. He will be like ‘You are so thirsty’ and some kind of Zoolander face. I was just so confused. I was like, ‘This girl’s modeling right now.’ Is this a confrontation or a photo shoot?”
Not only did GG call out Sandoval‘s questionable hairstyle, but she also said that he knew about her bringing that bag of clothes to James‘ music gig before he confronted her. GG confessed (Or lied? Who knows at this point?), “He was acting so brand new about that bag of clothes. He knew I f–king had it. They cut it out, but I went up to their table before and they were like ‘What’s that bag?’ and I’m like ‘It’s James’ clothes.’ like super bitchy and he was like ‘I’ll give it to him’ so I gave it to him. Was that on there? So I gave it to him and then someone – I don’t know who, maybe Ellie – was just like ‘No, take it. Give it to him'”
She continued to hate on Sandoval. “He’s just trying to be funny. Trying to crack some jokes. I don’t know what he’s saying sometimes, but it’s just not worth my time. I can’t be bothered with him. I’m like ‘Thank god. If you didn’t have Ariana, what would you be?’ Not personality wise though, I just think she’s stunning.”
GG also said, “I had talked to Ariana and Tom off camera a little bit and they were like, ‘We don’t think it didn’t happen, but we just think you’re really desperate to get on the show.’ And I was like, ‘I don’t care, bitch.'”
I am so confused. Is this girl trying to be on camera or not trying to be on camera? Pick a side, please.
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I thought that GG and Ellie were eskimo sister BFF’S, but apparently that’s not the case since GG said, “She said they were basically dating. They went on trips together. But, I don’t know. I don’t like Ellie either. She’s talked shit about LaLa and then they’re like best friends. I can’t handle any fake people.”
GG doesn’t dislike Ellie out of some loyalty to LaLa either. In fact, she isn’t a fan of hers either. “LaLa is too ghetto though. There’s a language barrier between her and me, I don’t know what she’s saying half the time.”
GG is tough to please and doesn’t seem to care about making friends. “These people just don’t even understand, the more you hate me, the more I’m here.”
Yes, this is the same girl who claims she doesn’t want to be on a reality TV show that she’s already appeared on/she did interviews about. That adds up…
TELL US – DO YOU THINK GG IS ONLY SPEAKING OUT BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE ON THE SHOW? DO YOU THINK JAMES AND RAQUEL’S RELATIONSHIP IS GENUINE?
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When it comes to the complicated world of love, even the movies can sometimes get it right. In the sea of googly eyed couples born and bred on Hollywood sound stages, it can get...I could not control my laughter when Porsha Williams gasped and over exaggerated in response to Marlo Hampton talking about the Kandi Burruss lesbian rumors after Sheree Whitfield spilled some tea to her in private. Porsha was a major part of that initial conversation and threw her best friend Shamea Morton under the bus in the process. It was hilarious when she tried to distance herself from that conversation while Phaedra Parks was sweating bullets hoping not to get called out as well.
Now, Porsha has decided that her dating life is off limits. This is pretty absurd given that she is a star of a reality show and doesn’t really have a story line (other than spreading other people’s business and denying her well-documented anger issues) and because she talks about everyone else’s romances and sexual dalliances. So, why should she get a free pass? Yeah, I can’t think of a reason either.
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What does Porsha think she’s going to contribute to Real Housewives of Atlanta if no one can talk about her dating life (past or present) and she gets extremely angry when people bring up her anger issues? What is left for her? Promoting her hair line and whatever else? Yeah, no thanks. Sorry girl, but that’s how reality TV works.
And to be honest, I don’t even think it looks bad that Porsha dated Kandi’s ex Block Spencer. Everyone has an ex. It’s not a big deal, but Porsha is mad that it is a part of her narrative on RHOA. In an interview with Bravo, Porsha said, “I mean, didn’t everyone date when they were in their early 20s and didn’t everybody go on a couple dates with someone and you run into that person?” Yeah, we all have, that is why I’m not seeing the big deal that this was brought up on the show.
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Porsha also said, “I respectfully told her, ‘Hey, oh my gosh I dated him’ and it was at a time where I didn’t even know who she was and she didn’t know who I was. It really didn’t mean anything. So I really thought it was distasteful to be discussing who I dated or whatever. Why even have a conversation about me?”
It’s distasteful to discuss that Porsha went on a few dates with Kandi’s baby daddy, but it’s acceptable that Porsha can spread rumors that Kandi is having extramarital affairs and has a sex dungeon? Really, Porsha?
Based on the teaser for the rest of the season, it looks like Kandi is pushing back toward Porsha in the upcoming episodes and that does not sit well with Porsha. At all. “I think the more I go above, the more I can see how low these girls are in sitting around and talking me all the time,” says the person whose only storyline this season is ish talking and throwing her friends under the bus.
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Porsha also said, “I think that is one of the things that I just don’t like the most about the rest of the season.” I don’t blame you, girl, but what did you expect to happen when you left Shamea hanging high and dry and came after Kandi’s empire and her marriage with your accusations? There was no way that was going to go over well, Porsha.
And now that Kandi has had the opportunity to see that Phaedra was also involved in that super scandalous conversation with Porsha and Sheree, I’m sure she is seething. She is keeping a low profile for now though. A fan tweeted her asking, “Now that you see Phaedra Parks said it too, how do you feel about this?” and Kandi cryptically said, “I will save my opinion for reunion.” I CANNOT WAIT for that. I feel like it’s going to be epic.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK IT MAKES SENSE THAT PORSHA DOESN’T WANT HER DATING LIFE DISCUSSED ON RHOA? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PHAEDRA AND PORSHA BACK PEDDLING AFTER THEY STARTED LESBIAN RUMORS ABOUT KANDI? DO YOU THINK SHEREE AND MARLO ARE MESSY FOR BRINGING THIS CONVO TO KANDI’S ATTENTION? OR WAS IT THE RIGHT THING TO TELL HER?
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America, meet your new Bachelorette: Rachel Lindsay. But wait, you might be saying, isn't she still a contestant on The Bachelor, one of Nick Viall's final four women? Yep, she...Happy Valentine’s Day, esteemed Reality Tea readers! To demonstrate how much I love you all, here is a gushing, love-filled recap of Vanderpump Rules. Last night, we found ourselves dealing with stinky situations in the city of saints, sinners, and voodoo. No, it was not corpses escaping their graves in a zombie apocalypse, it was just more Tequila Katie.
As always, the three-headed shebeast proceeded to terrorize the menfolk in a manner befitting of epic trilogies from the ancient years before cell phones could take photos and people were able to communicate with only the push of tiny buttons. What I’m saying is that Tom 2 is on his own Odyssey, charting a territory only tepidly paved by Tom 1‘s Iliad before him (that would be surviving Kristen Doute). I can’t compare Jax Taylor to anything other than Dr. Jackhole and Mr. Jax’d. He writes his own unsavory story – warts and all.
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I truly do not understand Katie Maloney. For five seasons now, she’s been whining that Tom 2 won’t commit, badgered him into a commitment beyond rings on strings and rescue dogs, but now she’s more miserable than ever? Obviously, the sister wives relationship she and Stassi Schroeder are attempting, which involves forcing Tom 2 to be their lackey-whipping boy, isn’t fulfilling any of them emotionally. They should just release the Tom.
Katie and Tom 2‘s joint Bachelor/Bachelorette party happened in New Orleans, the city of Stassi’s ghosts, and yet again this was supposed to be one of the happiest days of Katie’s life, but it was overshadowed by a negative cloud of awesome sauce that is Ariana Madix. Now it is Ariana and Tom 1 who are the cause of all Katie’s misfortunes. If it weren’t for them, Tom 2 and Katie Too would never fight. Yeah, probably, because Tom 2 is able to contrast how happy Tom 1 is against his own situation.
Seriously – if Tom 1 and Jax have taught us anything, it’s that dating girls outside of this incestuous nuclear friends circle brings uncanny happiness.
First though, we must all collectively bemoan Stassi’s unhappiness. Since breaking up with the ILLUSTRIOUS SUPERHUMAN PATRICK (all CAPs necessary), she’s bereft with grief because she no longer can lord her exalted adulting relationship over the heads of her friends. Now Stassi is alllllllllll byyyyyyy herseeeeeeee-eeeeelf. Kristen supervises Stassi packing her all-white wardrobe, in her all-white apartment, where the only thing of color is their all too-orange skin tones, and Stassi bursts into tears because she will be the only single one on the New Orleans trip.
Meanwhile across town, Ariana’s mom is visiting, and after Tom turns on the microwave while the AC is running plunging them into darkness, they start having dark thoughts: specifically about why Katie is suddenly plotting their demise.
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Tom 1 and Ariana are the latest victims of Tequila Katie‘s Texts Of Terror. She blames them solely for her issues with Tom 2. Um, no. You should be embarrassed to even attempt to present that excuse. And since Ariana is the smartest person alive, she can probably explain to you why your logic is a fallacy. Mama Madix postulates that it is KATIE who may have cold feet. Interesting theory…
Since they’re about to go on a vacation, Scheana Marie decides they first need a relaxing pool party at her mom’s house. She’s got a taco station, a full bar, pool beer pong, floating unicorns, and tons of people having fun. NOT!
Katie is literally drowning in her misery, and Tom 2 came to the party wearing a mumu. Literally. It was the sort of garment a Palm Springs gramma wears in the safety of her own backyard. Not even Kyle Richards would wear that kaftan. But, as Tom explains, “It’s what I wear when I’ve given up.”
Even Jax is cognizant enough to recognize that those are not the words to be uttering weeks before you commit to a lifetime of love, happiness, and Tequila Katie. Has Tom 2 enrolled in self-defense classes? He’s already the subject of a Lifetime movie in which the husband was abused by the wife (Way back to the Judith Light years).
Shockingly, it is also JAX who is able to articulately express Tom and Katie’s dysfunction using helpful a metaphor. When Tom concedes that he’ll sweep yet another round of Katie problems “under the rug,” Jax motions that the rug has a ginormous bump under it, then he elaborates, “Tom and Katie’s relationship is like a stinky room. And instead of finding the cause of the stink, they just Febreeze over it and hope it goes away.” Precisely.
In the pool, Katie complains to Stassi that Tom 2 defending Ariana, RUINER OF BRIDAL SHOWERS AND RAINER ON HAPPINESS PARADES, hurts her feelings and proves that he doesn’t have her back. Basically Katie is jealous. Katie desperately needs therapy. It’s really actually sad.
Katie wonders if she should be thinner, blonder, or cooler like Ariana, and then Tom 2 would love her. Well she tried the blonde thing and it was a total disaster, but trying to be cooler wouldn’t hurt.
Katie resorts to sulking on a lawn chair, baiting everyone to come over and ask her what’s wrong. Most of all Tom 2, since they haven’t spoken all day. Tom, meanwhile, confesses to Scheana, Kristen, and Jax that he’s over dealing with Katie’s psychosis. Kristen threatens to beat the shit out of him and turn back time to the Krazy Kritter years if he doesn’t stop saying mean stuff about her beloved Katie. So Tom is persuaded to go and patch things up with Katie in lawn chair purgatory.
If they love Katie so much why don’t they marry her?!
When Tom appears, ready to make-up, Katie shoves him away to berate him for pushing her until she’s forced to explode. See, I told you – Lifetime Movie.
Then the group packs for New Orleans. For Tom 1, this means bringing drag queen underwear. For Jax and Brittany Cartwright, this means a return to traditional gender roles, and confronting the enormous pile of laundry that was Brittany’s chore. Now she won’t get her allowance! Except, all Brittany wants is some decent treatment from Jax, as well as the occasional apology after his outbursts.
In New Orleans, Jax gets his comeuppance when, once again, his credit card is declined. This time at the hotel. DUUUUDE. Really? You have to actually pay those numbers listed on the little pieces of paper found in the magic box near your apartment. Maybe Jax should add bills to Brit-Brit’s chore list?
Scheana and Shay skip off to celebrate their 2nd anniversary. As Scheana informs us, marriage is work. Especially when you’re forced to cohab with some sober boring person. Unsurprisingly, since everything is about Scheana, and one can never look at too many photos of Scheana, she gifts Shay with a book full of nearly naked photos of herself.
Back at the hotel, Stassi once again bemoans her aloneness, then decides to crash Tom and Katie’s suite. Just when they were having a nice moment, opening champagne Lisa Vanderpump had sent to them, in walks Stassi and the love just evaporates.
Stassi is upset she’s the only single person the trip, but wasn’t their friend Rachel there too? Can’t she crash her room?
Back in L.A., James Kennedy is DJing at PUMP for a Daily Mail party because they hired him to play the event. Much to Lisa’s chagrin. ‘Shockingly’ with all the other SURvers out of town James manages to avoid booze, beat downs, and trolls, so he grovels for his job at SUR, but Lisa turns him down. James, it seems, will never learn that SUR is not his home. He actually cannot live in the dumpster alley, where all the drama in L.A. comes to matriculate, copulate, and reproduce in multitudes. Too bad!
The motley crew in New Orleans makes their way to Bourbon Street where some sensible reveler attempts to knock some sense into Katie by flinging beads onto her head. Alas, it doesn’t work. Even Ariana makes an effort to get along with both the boys and the girls (and seems to actually be having fun, I might add), but that also isn’t acceptable to Katie and Stassi, who complain that she’s fake. Weren’t they previously complaining that she wasn’t fake enough?
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As Katie sulks throughout her bachelorette party, she blames Tom 1 for ruining her fun because he mentions that perhaps she and Tom 2 might consider some pre-marital counseling to work out the very, infinitesimally small issues that have been plaguing them. Like the fact that neither one of them can stand each other?!
Katie erupts that if it weren’t for Tom 1 psychoanalyzing her because of all the things Ariana and Lala Kent do wrong, she would be dancing and having fun. Tom 2, who was just having a lovely chat with Ariana, rushes over to be yelled at, again, by Katie over his friends. FOR THE LOVE – and I actually mean ‘for the love’ – stop it! She is unbearable. Weren’t you on pot to deal with your moods and rage? SEEK HELP. There is no one to blame, but YOU for your behavior. Start adulting.
Of course, Stassi is having her own petulant meltdown. She’s crying to Brittany over Patrick when Jax comes over to kiss his girlfriend. Which he apparently did intentionally to rub in Stassi’s face that she is unlovable, therefore, Stassi decides to blame the demise of her relationship on Jax’s continued presence in her life.
See, Patrick knew all the horrible, no good, very bad things Jax had done to his beloved Stassi, and refused to socialize with Jax, or shake his hand, or associate with him at all, which drew a wedge between Patrick and Stassi. Obviously there was was no way she’d give up her only paycheck or job friend group (again) for love! Basically, Stassi is bitter because she chose reality TV over Patrick, and he wasn’t all that bummed to watch her walk away. It’s convenient to blame Jax. I’m sure next week he’ll be new the reason Katie and Tom are having problems.
So, Stassi cries about Jax ruining her life, then demands an apology. Jax, drunk, and with tears in his eyes, admits he was an awful person who did awful things that Stassi didn’t deserve. He actually apologizes. It was a commendable performance of sincerity. Personally, I think Jax and Stassi were horrid to each other. What’s with her and Katie being bitchy, then storming around demanding people apologize for making them feel bad by calling them out? No, boo-boos, that’s why you only have each other (and Kritter).
Sadly, Brittany is sitting there watching this entire display. And while Jax treats her like garbage, he’s sobbing over his way back ex-girlfriend, begging her for forgiveness. To Brittany’s dismay, she realizes that Jax is never going to be type of “real man” her daddy encouraged her to find.
Brittany stomps away, leaving Jax to wonder if he’ll ever understand humanity. There is no Febreeze strong enough to cover up these stinky messes.
TELL US – ARE TOM AND ARIANA THE REASON TOM 2 AND KATIE TOO ARE FIGHTING? DID STASSI DESERVE AN APOLOGY FROM JAX?
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