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Did The Blacklist Really Just Kill [Spoiler]?

The BlacklistAnother day, another dead lady on TV...or is it? The Blacklist certainly just made it seem like Liz (Megan Boone) died after giving birth to her daughter, but after the past couple of...


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Grey's Anatomy Recap: Is This the Beginning of the End for Bailey and Ben?

Grey's Anatomy, Jason GeorgeThat was a tough one. Grey's Anatomy just gave us two full hours of Bailey, Ben, and the ultimate conflict of interest. While the hospital was locked down for a few minutes...


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Face Off’s horror movie finale had a scary outcome

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On the Face Off season 10 finale, finalists created a demon and another character for a short horror film. The makeup succeeded, but the films, not so much. Read this story »

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Who's the Newest Clone in the Orphan Black Season 4 Premiere?

Orphan BlackBeth's back! And Hot Paul! The Orphan Black season four premiere took us back to the beginning--by flashing back to the events that happened just before we met Sarah Manning (Tatiana Maslany)...


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Bedtime Tea – Link Love for April 14th

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE -- Episode 13068 -- Pictured: Marie Osmond -- (Photo by: Charles Sykes/Bravo)

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE -- Episode 13068 -- Pictured: Marie Osmond -- (Photo by: Charles Sykes/Bravo)

Oh this should’ve been played on WWHL last night – Dlisted

The Ryans are both going to be dads again – Starcasm

What do Kelly Clarkson and Corey Simms have in common? – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Dill offends Gwyneth Paltrow – Celebitchy

Of course John Cusack would have the voodoo penis lady for a stalker – Jezebel

Woe is Gavin – Dlisted

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There Might Be a Lot Less Game of Thrones Left Than You Thought

Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones season 6 posterYes, there's been much discussion about the impending end of Game of Thrones. Your favorite TV shows can't last forever, after all (unless your favorite show is Law & Order: SVU,...


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Inside Amy Schumer's Raunchy New Trailer Has All the Vagina Jokes You Will Ever Need

Inside Amy Schumer, Amy SchumerHave you ever been in need of a vagina joke, but just didn't have one handy? Lucky for you, it seems like the new season of Inside Amy Schumer has them in spades, just based on this...


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John Cena Can't Finish the Obstacle Course on American Grit, His New Fox Show

American Grit, John CenaJohn Cena, host of Fox's crazy new reality competition America Grit, could never complete the Circus, a.k.a. the super-hard obstacle course that the elite athlete contestants must complete in...


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Kenya Moore Gives Update On Moore Manor! Did She Confirm Matt Is Moving In?

Kenya Moore Wears Green

Kenya Moore Wears Green

Like all things, Kenya Moore’s reality and fiction get a little wonky. For months the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star has been busy working on Moore Manor and promising she’s moving in any day now… Apparently everyone building a house in Atlanta is on Sheree Whitfield Time

Kenya is currently focusing on the master bathroom, where she installed a deep soaker tub, but all hasn’t gone according to plan! Kenya shared that her latest setback revolved around counter tops.

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Kenya Moore - Moore Manor Update

“Been waiting patiently for #granitetransformations to install my kitchen and bathroom Quartz so I can finally move in! They flew in their best installer from Italy just to make sure my kitchen and master bathroom is perfect!” Kenya shared on instagram. “I’m so excited! @granitetransformations #mooremanor #modernhomes #quartz #modernatlanta #kitchen #bath” [Credit: Instagram]

Last month Kenya held a moving sale to liquidate some of her unwanted assets – there was speculation that she was making room for boyfriend Matt Jordan to move in (or a baby!), and sure enough Kenya shared, then deleted, a photo of Matt’s t-shirt hanging in one of the Moore Manor closets implying it was his closet. Hmmmm… 

Kenya herself has been planning a much more feminine place to hang her designer. She’s planning a huge crystal waterfall chandelier.

Kenya Moore - Moore Manor“Master hers closet chandelier … Thoughts?” [Credit: Instagram]

Perhaps this will motivate Kenya’s BFF Cynthia Bailey to do some renovations in her own dressing room

Still no word on when Kenya is officially moving in – but she promises that it will be soon! 

TELL US – WILL MOORE MANOR EVER BE DONE? DO YOU THINK MATT IS MOVING IN?

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The Real Housewives of Potomac Renewed for Season 2

The Real Housewives of PotomacMaryland is keeping it real for another season. The Real Housewives of Potomac has been renewed for a second season by Bravo, the network officially announced on Thursday, just ahead of...


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Christina Aguilera's Voice Team Explains Why It's Her Turn to Win

The VoiceTeam Sexy wants to win The Voice this year. Oh, you didn't know that's what Christina Aguilera's team calls themselves? Well now you do--and if you press play on the video...


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5 things Debbie says Survivor left out of the episode

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In her exit interviews, Debbie Wanner mentions several key plot points that never made it into the final Survivor Kaoh Rong episode, but really should have. Read this story »

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Draya Michele And Orlando Scandrick Welcome A Son!

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Draya Michele - pregnant

Last Friday, Draya Michele and her on-again-off-again fiancé Orlando Scandrick welcomed their first child together! Their son Jru Scandrick (name pronounced “Drew”) came into the world on April 8th, a healthy 6.5lbs and 20 inches long!

The former Basketball Wives LA star is already the mom to 13-year-old Kniko. Meanwhile Orlando has twin daughters Taylor and Tatiana. 

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Draya confirmed the happy news of Jru’s birth to People. “We are super excited to add our sixth member to the family. He’s such a good, healthy baby and everyone is already infatuated with him. His brother and sisters are in love.”

PHOTOS – REALITY TV’S HOTTEST COUPLES!

Draya and Orlando have had a rocky relationship of breaking up and getting back together, but hopefully now that they share a child together they’ll make it work! Last month, they reportedly moved into a new mansion tougher and the Dallas Cowboys player officially put his bachelor pad on the market. Draya is also rumored to be completely done with reality TV! We’ll see… 

CONGRATULATIONS TO DRAYA AND ORLANDO!

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Eileen Davidson Claims Yolanda Foster Has Had It The Toughest This Season; Is Appalled At Lisa Vanderpump’s Behavior

Eileen Davidson

Eileen Davidson

In her reflections on this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and of the season finale itself, Eileen Davidson doesn’t hold back. She is disgusted with Lisa Vanderpump and has a lot of empathy for Yolanda Foster and says she wouldn’t change a thing about this season of RHOBH.

“Never in a million years could I have imagined what would take place this year on RHOBH.  It’s been emotional, turbulent, and downright ugly at times. Yolanda has had it the toughest. She’s continued to battle Lyme and been isolated from our group at times because of it. She’s suffered from the controversy and confusion surrounding the Munchausen comment. On top of all that, she’s had to endure the ending of her marriage to David. Now she’s in her new home as a single woman, and I hope this next step is full of great new beginnings. I loved when she and Erika talked about her best days being in front of her. It shows the kind of woman she is: strong, loving and positive.”

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Eileen feels that Kyle Richards sticks by Lisa Vanderpump because that’s the easiest road to take when it comes to LVP. She shares on her Bravo blog, “The most shocking of all is seeing where things have ended up with Lisa V. and me. All this because I expressed my feelings to her? Because I sought the truth coming out? Really? Now I understand all too well why Kyle felt the need to stop trying to get Lisa V. to admit the truth. Kyle had let it go and moved on because it’s just easier to be aligned with LVP than against her.” 

Eileen feels that Lisa Vanderpump has blasted her in the press and on social media and has revealed who she really is. “I have first-hand experience with what comes your way when you dare to be honest with LVP and dare to expect the same from her. Her attacks on me in the press and social media have been relentless and disgusting. I’ve rolled with it the last few weeks, but her blog last week was beyond. Then I witnessed her husband Ken’s nasty tirade about Lisa R. this episode. I cannot fathom a woman in her mid 50s and a man in his 70s acting this way, saying vulgar, low-class things about others and myself. I am embarrassed for them. But at the end of the day, I am grateful. Because every time Lisa V. and Ken open their mouths, they reveal a little bit more about who they truly are.”

Eileen says this season gave her a new clarity about exactly who her cast mates are. She wouldn’t change a thing about how things have played out.  “I know I’ve joked many times about my need for honesty getting me in trouble, but I know where I stand with everyone now because of it. I feel stronger than ever that the best policy for my life is asking for and telling the truth. And looking back, as strange, and at times, appalling as it was, the clarity I have about everyone based on their actions and reactions is invaluable. I wouldn’t change anything that happened this year. Honestly.”

TELL US – DO YOU AGREE WITH EILEEN THAT YOLANDA HAD IT THE TOUGHEST THIS SEASON? ARE YOU EMBARRASSED FOR LISA AND KEN?

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Grey's Anatomy's Jason George Wants You to Be Very Worried for Ben and Miranda

Chandra Wilson, Jason George, Grey's AnatomyWhen Grey's Anatomy decides to go supersize, you know something huge is going to go down. Usually, that massive amount of drama is aimed at poor Meredith, but during tonight's two-hour...


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Emily Deschanel Reveals Which Bones Couple We Should Worry About As Season 11 Ends

BonesIt's been a long hiatus, Bones fans, but we've gotten through it together. The show returns to Fox tonight for the last few episodes of season 11, and E! News hopped on the phone with star...


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Celebrity U.S. Presidential Picks Prompt Alliances, Rifts


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Bethenny Frankel Blocked Dorinda Medley On Twitter; More From WWHL After Show

Dorinda Medley

Dorinda Medley

Las night on the Watch What Happens Live After Show, Dorinda Medley talks some more about her feelings toward her friendship with Ramona Singer and reveals that Bethenny Frankel made an aggressive move by blocking her on Twitter. You can read the first part of Dorinda’s show appearance over here.

Is she frienemies now with Ramona? “It’s a process. I’ve known her for a long time and you don’t just throw away friendship. We’ve gone through a lot – divorces, she was at my husband’s funeral, raised children together, so this isn’t a “Housewife Friendship,” this is a 20 year relationship.”

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On Ramona prodding Bethenny into bringing up the John/Viagra story, Dorinda says “I don’t know what the point was. There’s certain things in life you just keep private. I don’t believe it, the story doesn’t track. But it doesn’t matter, I don’t think as women and as girlfriends that empower each other you ambush people like that. I wouldn’t and I know a LOT of secrets about a lot of people. I think it’s best if you have concerns to do it one on one.”

On why she thinks Bethenny is “targeting” Jules Wainstein this season, “When Bethenny meets someone she is like visiting the internist, you gotta stick your tongue out and bend over and cough. She wants to find out everything she can. Bethenny’s actually a very good person deep down but she comes off sometimes being very cruel. I think she thinks it’s humor but it’s not, it’s hurtful. Jules is new and she became the easy target. It’s painful to watch.”

RELATED: DORINDA CALLS BETHENNY A MEAN GIRL

On Bethenny telling the story about Dorinda being carried out of a party and drinking all summer, she says what Bethenny did may be good for the show but, “it’s just not true.” She says, “I literally leave for the Berkshires and spend months on end there, I went to the Hamptons ONCE. We’ve never gone out with Bethenny, so all of these accusations are just so unfounded and they’re so aggressive that it’s not only harmful, it’s hurtful and defamatory. I’m having a difficult time knowing how to respond.” Dorinda feels there’s some fascination or obsession that she just can’t get her hands around. She says, “John was horrified because he’s quite nice to Bethenny, like right now he’s trying to help her out with a situation she has. He’s not a mean person. We’re just not generally mean people.”

Dorinda then says that Bethenny has blocked her on Twitter. “What is the point of that? It’s just so aggressive, I just had lunch with her two weeks ago.”

She says the good news is that it’s not just her Bethenny is after this season and she gets out of the line of fire pretty soon in upcoming episodes.

TELL US – WILL DORINDA AND BETHENNY WORK THINGS OUT? IS BETHENNY MISUNDERSTOOD SOMETIMES?

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Confirmed! Little Women: LA’s Terra Jole Expecting Baby #2!

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Babies, babies, babies! There is definitely something in the water over in Little Women: LA land! It seems each week, we’re updated on a new cast member revealing her pregnancy news. And this week, it’s Terra Jole’s turn!  

The LWLA producer and star finally revealed what some have been speculating for weeks: She’s pregnant with her second child, due in August (gender unknown). Adding to their family was at the forefront of Terra’s agenda, as viewers witnessed in scenes on both LWLA and Terra’s Little Family. Hubby Joe Gnoffo wasn’t entirely on board at first, but has apparently come around! 

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Terra and Joe are already doting parents of their 13-month old daughter Penelope – “Penny” – who is featured predominantly on Terra’s Little Family. Although Terra did discuss Penny’s multiple health challenges on this season’s LWLA, including a neck compression surgery that the little wee one had to endure in order to relieve swelling. Penny, like Terra and Joe, also has dwarfism, which raises the risk for health issues – and sometimes, even death – in babies. 

Terra is no stranger to the risks involved with little people pregnancy, but does admit this time around is a bit trickier than the first – at least where nausea is concerned! She tells US Weekly that “whatever is growing inside of me this time is definitely different. There is not a day I didn’t have nausea in my first trimester.”

Also no stranger to drama, it’s interesting to note that Terra apparently found out she was pregnant while on a “Mexican vacation with pals in December 2015.” One can assume this “vacation” was presumably the Briana Renee’s bachelorette party from hell, no? You know – the one Terra stormed out of on the last night, screaming “I’M DONE!”

Terra’s news also dovetailed right alongside Briana revealing her own pregnancy with polarizing figure, hubby Matt Ericson. This timing is made even more interesting by the fact that Terra was likely pregnant during the now infamous glass-throwing scene at line dancing, which Christy is claiming resulted in serious brain injuries! (Christy has since filed lawsuits against Terra due to her “injuries.”) The plot thickens…

RELATED: Christy Files Charges Against Terra Over Bar Fight!

Meanwhile, castmate Elena Gant is busy being pregnant with twins! Whew. These ladies must be #Tired! 

With all of the baby news converging at once, Christy McGinity is apt to feel the burn more than anyone, as she’d hoped to be pregnant since last season.

After battling fertility issues, Christy and hubby Todd decided to pursue adoption instead, but Christy still expressed resentment about Elena and Briana’s pregnancies when they were revealed on camera. But what will Christy’s reaction be now that her arch frenemy, Terra, has joined the league of mothers-to-be?

Whatever the internal strife of the LWLA ladies, here’s hoping Terra and Joe have a happy, stress-free pregnancy, and a beautiful, healthy baby! 

TELL US: ARE YOU HAPPY FOR TERRA AND JOE? WILL CHRISTY CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR TERRA DURING HER PREGNANCY? 

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Poll of British Muslims Reveals Startling Views, but Some Question Methodology


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Ashley Darby On Karen Huger: “This B*tch Has a Big Bite!” Plus, Thinks All The RHOP Ladies Are Just Jealous!

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Ashley Darby came out of her first reunion (part one anyway) looking fairly decent – at least in her attitude. Considering the fashion faux-pax that was the entire cast (it was truly like a fashion fail drive-by – EVERYONE got hit!), Ashley may have come out looking a teeeeensy bit better than the rest. Sure, she took a bullet or two, but maybe those sequins protected her from grave injury? #PromGownDefense

The spunky Real Housewives of Potomac star reflects on Karen Huger calling her a “stray” on the couches, and how all of the other women are simply jealous – of her man (uh, that’s questionable), her money, and her life. Ashley accuses,”Karen calling me a stray was as blatant as a drag queen’s contour. There’s absolutely no way that can be misconstrued, and as a woman who ‘owns her s***’ she should’ve kept it 100. I’m not sure what pound Karen hangs around, but this bitch has a big bite.” 

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Ashley continues calling the ladies out on their “jealousy” issues: “Jealousy manifests itself in many ways, and is rampant among groups of successful and/or attractive women. The ladies of Potomac are no exception. I’m not perfect by any means and have made my share of mistakes, but I have been blessed with the ability to follow my life’s plan. When people see the close relationship I have with my mom; the loving bond I have with my husband; the ambition I have to pursue my dreams; and the eternal love I have for life, insecurity can start to rear its ugly head. No matter what, I can’t consume myself with that – all I can do is worry about moi.”

Touching on the air conditioning issue at her beach house and Andy Cohen siding with Gizelle Bryant on the issue, Ashley defends, “I’m not an asshole – if I’d known ahead of time, I would’ve tried to fix it for my guests. But Gizelle just wanted something else to yap her jaws about and be the center of attention.”

“The bed situation is pure comedy at this point,” jokes Ashley, adding a read on Charrisse Jackson-Jordan for good measure! “Every woman had a place to lay her head, so it’s a MOOT point (please read, Charrisse).” Bwahahahaha! #FraudulentSlip

Ashley circles back to Gizelle, who seemed to be coming hard for her at the reunion, especially when it came to Ashley’s natural hair, which Gizelle essentially called a “huge afro.” Ashley explains what she thinks Gizelle’s deeper issues are: “I feel like Gizelle decided to back track after being called out on her s***. She makes a great deal of effort to make herself look more European, including straightening her hair and dying it blonde. Sure, everyone is entitled to look the way they want but it’s completely wrong to mock others’ choices.”

RELATED: Karen Huger Defends Her Title As Grand Dame of Potomac!

“It took me quite some time to get comfortable with my curls, especially when I made the leap two years ago,” blogs Ashley, “I was worried my husband would look at me differently, as I would not have the same appearance as when he met me four years prior. But I was preaching to other people about being true to themselves, while I wasn’t living my own truth. Now I am incredibly proud of my natural hair and rock it all the time! Women like Gizelle, who reference themselves in third person and take a million selfies, need to go on a journey of self-love and get comfortable with the lifelong vehicle they’ve been given to drive.” #PREACH!!!!!!!

Defending her right to google Robyn Dixon, Ashley does admit she feels remorse for hurting her castmate by spreading gossip. “As I’ve said before, I don’t regret googling anyone but I feel bad about gossiping about Robyn’s financial situation. When we talked about it, I felt that it was a time for her to be honest with me. Here we are getting to know each other and if this is affecting your interaction with me, please just put me in the loop. I’d much rather that than the frequent side eye.”

But Ashley doesn’t see any clear path forward with Gizelle at this point, claiming “Gizelle will always stand by her ignorant comments because she is afraid of looking dumb. But I’m just a CAWT – cute ass wife there. Thanks for playing!”

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Orange Is the New Black's Lea DeLaria Is All of Us When She Finds a Secret Restaurant on Bravo's Going Off the Menu

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Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Lost Sales

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Last night’s fable from Real Housewives Of New York taught us a valuable lesson about the bounds of friendship when it comes to Dorinda Medley. Warning: Do not tell Dorinda anything about John – she’s a grown woman who can Nair her man’s back if she wants to. 

The episode awakens amid the chaotic domestic scene of Jules Wainstein‘s morning. I presume the live-in nanny doesn’t do childcare before 9am? Jules struggles to make coffee for husband Michael, then announces she’s eating half his breakfast, and then puts both kids in the bathtub, even though they’re perilously perched on being late to school – as always. Not that Jules cares. Paying tuition entitles her to reinvent the clock, so she can be an hour late everyday if she wants to. It’s Jules‘ world and we’re all living on Jules time – it’s hair flip o’clock somewhere! 

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Sonja & Luann

In a tableau of slightly-crumbling patrician elegance, the delusion quietly buffered by original antiques and silk wallpaper, Sonja Morgan, in a satin robe, entertains Luann de Lesseps. Over pink champagne and pink chips, they discuss the frightful predicament Carole Radziwill has found herself in – that of being lodged up Bethenny Frankel‘s “anus”. Countesses don’t use the words “butt hole.”

Luann doesn’t believe she and Carole can make amends after their nasty fall-out over Adam. According to Luann, it’s negatively affecting her friendship with Bethenny. Sonja, considerably calmer this season, listens attentively. I know – Sonja listening! That’s as unlikely as the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse storming a Chanel sample sale and demanding all the Fantasy Tweed. (size 2!)

I knew there was a reason Sonja was “sage-ing” her kitchens for demons – to ward off the spirits of evil Housewives, right?!

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Sonja and Luann also marvel over Ramona Singer dating. These two seasoned divorcees are over the dating scene and are looking for enduring and everlasting love. 

In Bethenny’s world it’s all about Bethenny. And Bethenny’s birthday which she absolutely does not want any attention for!

It’s Bethenny’s birthday; she’ll judge if she wants to, condescend if she wants to, be a shitty friend if she wants to … you would snark too if you were unhappy too. Luckily, jewelry is an excellent band-aid for sadness, so Bethenny invites Dorinda and Carole to do a little jewelry shopping. Except the only thing being sold, according to Bethenny, is John

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Dorinda mistakenly believes she can convince the ladies of John’s virtues by revealing that she Nair’s his hairy back. Bethenny nearly vomits into her champagne. Look – this is New York City, not Planet Of The Apes, the only animalistic things these ladies are accustomed to are either sold in the Furrier at Barneys, on display at the Central Park Zoo, or are lapdogs who get their own funeral. 

Carole recounts her loquacious lunch with Ramona. Ramona has not only upgraded her bra size, she’s also renovated her apartment – FINALLY! Good lord – that place was stagnant, depressing, and stuck in a decor time warp no one wants to remember! Bethenny is unsurprised by Ramona’s self-absorption at lunch, and every time she invests in a relationship with Pinot, she gets burned (Ramona is the electrolysis of middle-aged friendships and Bethenny needs some sage!). Dorinda defends her bestie of 20 years, saying she has never experienced this burn. She and Ramona know each other so well there is an unspoken trust… Foreshadowing By Bravo! 

Dorinda visits Ramona’s apartment to see the TruRenewal. Ramona has cleansed everything in pinot, pulled down the drapes, burned them in a bonfire, and thrown Mario’s Baby Grand off the balcony in a burst of super-pinot strength. The result is blinding. Literally. It’s like living in Midas’ castle after everything was turned into gold! Over lunch, Ro and Do get so hot, they sit on the AC – even though, other than Dorinda’s upcoming bra-fitting party, they weren’t even discussing hot topics! 

Meanwhile, Bethenny and Carole have a considerably cooler lunch, where they pick at some hummus and Luann. It’s Bethenny’s birthday (how many times do we have to hear that before we get to the tootsie roll center?!), so Bethenny is having a tailgate/BBQ party in her Hamptons backyard. Does Bethenny know what a tailgate is? (Maybe the ‘team’ everyone is supposed to root for is Bethenny? Everyone will wear Skinnygirl t-shirts!).

A caveat: Bethenny isn’t sure if she wants to invite Luann, who Bethenny dismisses as a “user,” desperate to be her friend. All summer Luann was begging Bethenny to hang out. When Bethenny was evasive, Luann texted her to not be “uncool”. Bethenny complains that there’s always something disingenuous and slimy about her relationship with Luann. Carole quite agrees, and after all the horrible, awful, unforgivable, and evil things Luann said about her relationship to Adam, there is no chance Carole will forgive her. Interestingly, Bethenny seems surprised to learn this! 

Bethenny pretended to be friends with Luann to segue back into RHONY, but is now calling Lu the user? Also, Carole was saying way, WAY worse things about Luann. For a reminder, click here. Sounds like Carole is Eileen Davidson-ing: i.e. deflecting onto Luann because she feels defensive about the Adam situation. 

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Regarding that May/December relationship with Adam, Carole admits it likely won’t last – Adam wants kids and a wife whose Depends he won’t be changing in the near future. “I’ve only got like five good summers left,” she acknowledges, sadly. But in those five summers Carole is gonna live like she’s 30 again, dress like she’s 30 again, and roll hard with the Carrie Bradshaw “Hot Child In The City” shtick. Don’t be contrived, Carole, be, like, uncontrived. 

The day of Dorinda’s party, which Ramona calls a “brassiere party,” Dorinda runs into Luann and last-minute invites her – cause that’s flattering – but Lu can’t attend. Which is just as well because the presence of the Evil Countess would send the sweet, innocent Princess Carole hovering and shivering in the corner!

Of course, no brassiere party is complete without drama. Ramona, the woman who burned Bethenny to smithereens, calls her to wish her happy birthday and relays an anecdote she heard about John and Dorinda. Outside a party last week, John was drunk and admitted he likes to get “really buzzed, pop a Viagra, and do Dorinda for like 6 hours.” And we thought hairy backs imagery was repulsive! Ramona wonders if she should tell Dorinda – because she would want to know if her man was making such disrespectful comments! Ramona worries that she won’t be tactful enough when letting Dorinda know what happened. Y’a think?! 

Meanwhile, a blissfully unaware Dorinda stops by Madame Paulette’s, to pick up her outfit and arrange to meet John after the party. Foreshadowing By Bravo… 

When Bethenny arrives at the party, she instantly rains on Dorinda’s parade by revealing that she once had a party in the very same room (for her very important birthday) and she once once had a brassiere fitting done by swami priestesses in Tibet so her bra is made of magic, and Bethenny also knows one of Dorinda’s mutual friends, which Dorinda didn’t know. It’s always about Bethenny! Bethenny! Bethenny! Bethenny! Dorinda sighs because there’s no beating Bethenny, or her birthday, so you might as well join her! 

Jules wonders if they make bras to accommodate areola only, since she has no boobage to speak of. While perusing the food table, she accidentally touches shrimp. She’s kosher and freaks out cause it’s shellfish. Instead of excusing herself to use the RESTROOM, which has these things called SINKS, Jules panics to find the “nearest mikvah”. Which turns out to be a lemon she squeezed on her hands – over the table! – then plunging her hands into the ice bucket!!!! A bucket which was not for chilling bottles of champagne, but for actually putting INTO THE DRINKS! Moments later, Carole was served tequila over Jules shellfish hands. 

In a touching moment of hypocrisy, Carole comments on Jules thinness, deciding it’s unnatural. Unlike the thinness of Carole, herself. Even Ramona is side-eying this contradiction as she hollers to Carole that her leather hot pants are falling down because she’s so tiny. I love how Carole, who is all ‘I support women, unlike Luann’, thinks it acceptable to rank thinness from natural (she and Bethenny?), to unnatural and decides she hovers, with condescension, slightly above Jules Of The Forced Skinniness (and shrimp aversion).

Of course, clothes hanger competitions are sidelined, because shopping for brassieres pales in comparison to arguing. Dorinda tells Bethenny that she ran into Luann, who said she’d see them in the Hamptons next weekend, implying that she’s attending Bethenny’s party – a birthday party Bethenny did not invite Luann to! “She’s RSVPing and she hasn’t even gotten an invite,” Bethenny snipes. She trashes Luann for being slimy and “always doing the wrong thing.” Carole starts to complain that she assumed Bethenny wasn’t inviting Luann, out of loyalty for Carole since this is adulthood and all, but Bethenny snaps, “It’s my house!” DAMN!!

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I don’t know if it was an intentional double-team or a sub-conscience one, but Ramona and Bethenny were working in tandem to bite everyone’s heads off! Were these edible underwear brassieres?! Ramona turns to Carole and yells at her for being a bad friend, who didn’t call all summer while she was going through the worst time in her life, divorcing Mario. Carole is speechless and almost laughs, which is what I appreciate about Carole. I wish to see this Carole more often. 

Dorinda squashes the argument by explaining how Carole and Ramona are two different girls, from two different worlds (like a Billy Joel song), and maybe shouldn’t venture to each other. Which prompts Bethenny to decide Dorinda needs a Come To Jesus moment about John

Bethenny reveals that over the summer, while Dorinda’s back was turned, John propositioned Bethenny for her phone number, which made her feel uncomfortable. This was the same night John and Dorinda got so obliteratedly drunk Bethenny still hasn’t forgotten it months later. That bad, huh?

Bethenny feels Dorinda is always trying to “sell” John and their relationship to her friends, which makes everyone feel like she’s got something to hide. Good points! 

Dorinda, of course, denies everything. “Guess what Bethenny Frankel?! You’re not the word according to God! You’re not gospel!” Dorinda shrieks, shaking the walls of the Gansevoort Hotel. Jules tries to calm Dorinda down, but Ramona, tactful and socially aware as ever, decides this is the right moment to drop the Viagra story. “Abort! Abort!” quakes Bethenny in her confessional. I assume we didn’t notice her signaling frantically to Ramona, waving a white brassiere as a flag of surrender, warning her to back slowly away from the beast that sprouted from John’s back hair and overtook Dorinda. 

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Ramona dives in with both feet, no macrame net to save her, and is rewarded by drowning her friendship. As Ramona predicted, Dorinda doesn’t care that John said it. Perched on the edge of the sofa with her legs splayed, Dorinda screams that Ramona, her friend of 20 years, chose to bring this up in front of everyone instead of speaking to her privately. I didn’t even get the impression Dorinda cared that it was on camera, just that Ramona chose to come to her in a group, intervention-style, as opposed to one-on-one, friend-style. Dorinda reminds Ramona that she confided in her about divorce and Mario, which Dorinda never repeated. 

Dorinda has a good point about friend responsibilities. Dorinda feels something has permanently changed about her friendship with Ramona, and choked on those words about how Ramona has never betrayed her. That must burn to swallow. 

Next week – John shows up – DRUNK – and gets into it with Bethenny! Yikes. 

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Yolanda Foster Signs Book Deal To Share Her “Journey” With Chronic Lyme Disease

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It’s official. Yolanda Foster has secured a book deal to share her journey with the masses. And, believe it or not, there are more sick selfies to be seen.

“I just signed a deal,” the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star announced on the WWHL After Show. “So, I am, right now, trying to find a co-writer to do it with me. And I’ll be focused on that for the next six months. I’m excited because I have so much to share. It’s been such a long journey.” #UNDERSTATEMENT

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Earlier this year, Yolanda told The Daily Dish, “I have been wanting to write a book, obviously, for four years, but haven’t had the brain power to do so. I’ve documented my entire journey with photographs because I learned, in today’s world, everything is kind of visual. People don’t really read that much anymore. Pictures really hit home.”

Yolanda continued, “It’s funny because the girls on the show kind of judge me for posting a picture with an IV – which is nothing compared the pictures that I have and the story that I have to tell. It’s very detailed. It’s about all the treatments that I’ve tried, all the different places that I’ve been in the world, but mainly it’s about my spiritual journey that came with this.”

On Tuesday, Yolanda told Andy, “Obviously, I would’ve wished that my friends would’ve trusted my journey and would’ve been part of it more than they were.”

Are they real friends or are they superficial “Hollywood” friends? She can’t have it both ways – if YoYo is going to dismiss some of her co-stars as “superficial friends” (and I’m not saying she’s wrong), she can’t then bitch that they don’t do what “real friends” would be expected to do.

Yolanda, as humble as ever, went on to surmise that she’s brought more awareness to Chronic Lyme Disease than any other person in the world. “I have opened the book of Lyme disease and brought more awareness to the disease more than probably anybody in the world. For that, I am grateful to Bravo at the end of the day, and that’s what I kept focusing on.”

“I owe it to the Lyme community,” added Yolanda. “I have the platform. I owe it to them to get changes made with the CDC, change the guidelines, and have it become something that’s paid for by insurances. There’s a lot of people that suffer, like me, that can’t get treatment because we are only allowed 28 days of antibiotics. It’s a crime.”

I’ll pass. I’d rather “read” Kim Kardashian‘s book of selfies, Selfish, than read about Yolanda‘s journey and see more of Yolanda’s sick selfies. For me, the “crime” here is that Yolanda held everything she’s learned (which treatments worked, which didn’t, which made her worse, etc.) in “the vault” until she inked a book deal.

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Why Ellie Kemper Is Rooting For "Kong" on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Unbreakable Kimmy SchmidtEverybody needs to get on board with Kong. What, you don't know who Kong is?! Get educated: Kong is the couple name for Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper) and Dong (Ki Hong Lee) on Netflix's...


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14 de Abril

Little Women: LA Recap: Ride Or Die Wedding

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The blessed event is upon us: the day Briana Renee remarries the Clyde to her Bonnie, the Ride to her Die, Matt Ericson (aka Matthew Aaric Grundhoffer). While some of the Little Women: LA ladies are left off of the guest list celebrating their good fortune, one former friend seemingly ambushes Briana’s big day to…show her undying loyalty? Worm her way back into Briana’s life? Get more camera time? Perhaps all of the above! In any case, when Christy McGinity Gibel shows up at Briana’s wedding unannounced, Briana is forced to decide whether to forgive or forget her. 

Terra Jole and Jasmine Sorge are taking a stroll through the woods contemplating the mess Terra has made of her life. After the police report and media coverage of Terra hitting Christy in the head with a glass, Terra sees no need to make amends with her. As for Briana, Terra wants an apology for all of her past lies, but that ain’t gonna happen. So it looks like that’s bridge #2 burned. Jasmine tears up through her hundred foot eyelashes, confessing that she is stressed to the max being Briana’s matron of honor. In further sad news, Briana may not have invited her family to the wedding despite claiming she “wanted to.” Whatever that means. 

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Blissfully unaware of Jasmine’s stress level, Briana drags Elena Gant along to try on her wedding dress.  Visibly pregnant, Briana wants to avoid looking like a “bloated mermaid” on her wedding day. But the dress she has chosen sort of does…just that. Elena is not a fan.

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Oh, Briana! Where is a Lifetime-assigned stylist when a girl needs one!?! Elena is too kind to share her totally honest opinion of the dress, but she does give Briana some tips to dial down the peacock headgear and red lipstick a notch. Will Briana listen to this sage advice? Hell to the no! Bonnie listens to NO sage advice, whether it comes from friend or foe!

Over at Christy’s house, she’s apparently recovered from her death’s-door concussion and multiple brain lesions, but is now mourning the fact that Briana still didn’t invite her to the wedding. Briana was Christy’s maid of honor back in the day. My, how the world has turned! Todd enters the scene to confess that he just talked to Matt, who informed them that he’d like to “surprise” Briana with a secret wedding invitation to Christy and Todd. Christy is all “Yay!” But Todd (rationally) looks scared as hell about this shady as hell plan. “Do you think surprising Briana is a good idea?” chirps Christy. Todd deadpans, “Why. Not.” #FreeTodd! #Browbeaten

At an eye specialist, Tonya Banks is getting a consultation about her lazy eye. She needs to fix her vision and eye alignment to correct her double vision, then take on eye alignment muscle surgery later. But Tonya wants lasik now! She can’t have lasik without the alignment surgery, and vice versa. She doesn’t know who to believe. But she has brought along her trusty sidekick, Terra, to help her avoid any serious decision making about her EYESIGHT. Instead, they shall discuss the non-relationship Tonya has with her ex, Kerwin! Because: #Priorities, Terra advises Tonya to get off the Kerwin merry go round because it is broken waaaaaaay the hell down. Call the carnies in. Ride = over. Tonya is so desperate for love that she’s not ready to jump off just yet though. She ain’t leavin’ til she’s heavin’.  

Terra visits Elena to shop, and to discuss birthing babies. Elena wants to try a vaginal birth, but Terra is all “Are you INSANE! You are PSEUDO!” (Elena’s type of dwarfism) She advises Elena to talk to her OB about safe birthing options for little people – especially little people having twins. Elena is hopeful about her options despite Terra warning her that her vagina is going to rip to her belly button. (Speaking of vaginas ripping to belly buttons, confirmation is in that Terra is pregnant with baby #2!)

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It’s already wedding day! As Briana gets her hair and face did, she fills Jasmine in on the friend, “Lisa,” who’ll be walking her down the aisle…because no family members have been invited. This is just sad, no matter what the circumstances are. Jasmine is visibly sad for Briana too, but Briana doesn’t want to talk about it. Of course. Jasmine is getting wise to the fact that no matter what anyone says or thinks, Briana will ultimately do what Briana wants to do.

Jasmine went ahead and did what Jasmine wanted to do when it came to her matron of honor dress though, as she chose a fittingly themed black dress instead of the red one Briana expected. Briana only has herself to blame, thinks Jasmine, since she was incommunicado the past week. This wedding is rushed, the theme is goth, the couple in question have isolated themselves from the majority of their friends and family. So, a black funeral dress it is! Oh, this is rich. And tragic-comic, in a warped Bonnie and Clyde fifth dimension sort of way. 

Speaking of tragi-comedies, Tonya is at home delusionally Skyping with Kerwin (where’s his lady friend while he’s getting his secret Skype on, hmmmm?). Is Kerwin ready to make a decision about moving their relationship forward? Kerwin asks if Tonya is in love with him. She just laughs. More importantly, she wants to know if Kerwin has broken up with his lady friend? Yeahhhhhh, he says unconvincingly. And he’s ready to start things up with Tonya now. Tonya’s like, “Alrighty!” Then closes her laptop. The deed is done. Well, this ain’t The Notebook, I realize. But the sheer lack of romance in that scene was just downright…depressing.

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Back at wedding/funeral procession central, Briana finally accepts Jasmine’s dour black frock with a grimace, hoping that this is “the worst thing that will happen” today. Cue Christy’s entrance! (Nice timing, producers. We seeeeeee you!) As Christy peeps around the door, Briana is suddenly all smiles. Christy tells her that Matt called to invite her, which Briana thinks came from a “good place,” so she’s rolling with it. Christy tugs at Briana’s heartstrings, reminiscing about how much Briana helped her – with cheese and crackers, yo! – on her wedding day. She launches into helpful mode with Briana – does she want water? Does she need a back rub? Does she want her to sue the pants off of Terra Jole? Done! Christy bids Briana adieu with a kiss on the cheek, leaving to join the other attendees. 

Briana seems pleased with this turn of events, hoping Christy is truly happy for her. Jasmine has reservations though, noting that Christy is a people pleaser. Jasmine is showing her a$$ here a bit, and her pot-stirring ways. SHE’s the matron of honor! SHE’s the one decked out in head-to-toe funeral black. Now Christy walks in and wants to reminisce about old times? Aw, hell nah! Jasmine doesn’t like this plot twist, methinks.

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Someone else not too happy about Christy’s presence is Elena. She questions Matt’s motives, especially since he seems to side with Briana on not mending fences with her OWN FAMILY. The things Christy has said about Briana and Matt, after all, can’t be any worse than Briana’s family has said. Christy starts to evaluate the situation herself too, noticing all of the empty seats at the wedding. If she hadn’t dragged her family here, she says, “this place would be a ghost town!” Hmmm. Maybe Matt couldn’t pay extras to fill the rows? Christy is suspicious. And sad. The word of the day is, after all, sad. Sad, sad, sad. 

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The ceremony begins with Matt’s son Aaric and Briana’s daughter Leiana leading the procession (where is Matt’s other son? Doesn’t he have two? Or three? I am having crazy amnesia on this right now…#PTSD). As rando-friend Lisa walks Briana down the aisle to Matt, we are treated to a montage of #BonnieAndClydeRideOrDie ridiculousness, including a shot of their comical matching tattoos. I can’t even.

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Matt wipes away a tear as Briana joins him. The officiant asks for objections, aaaaaaannnnnnd. Crickets. Because Christy is concussed!? There is no other feasible explanation. No objections are raised, but Christy wisely notes that the biggest objection of all – Briana’s family not even being here – speaks for itself. #Truth

Moving on to their vows, Matt asks if he can “freestyle.” Okay – I need to pause here and center myself. Alright, enough delaying! I can be strong! I shall listen to what spews forth! Matt rambles on about being on the same page and hitting the same note and being the “perfect crazy” together, finally ending with the romantic “and that BOOTY! Your booty, GIRL!” Oh. My. Lord.

As the audience visibly winces (and I dry heave just a little bit), Briana launches into her vows. “It took a week for me to know I love you,” she gushes, vowing that they’re “ride or die!” until the end. This could be the most moronic kicker to a multi-season craptastic love story ever produced on reality television. The fact that neither of these grown adults (well, technically) sees the corny, runaway-teenager antics of their relationship – or their vows – possibly proves one thing, and one thing only: Matt Ericson and Briana Renee ARE perfect for each other. I take back everything I said about saving Briana from the clutches of a sketchy dude. These two are meant to be. What mutual delusion has wrought, let no man Terra asunder!

Celebrating their uninvited status to the Ride or Die wedding, Terra and Tonya are getting spa treatments, complete with acupuncture. Tonya fills Terra in on the Kerwin situation, but Terra isn’t going to believe it until she sees Kerwin rolling up in a U-Haul. Tonya is convinced that they will live happily ever after though, so discussion is closed on this matter. Terra muses about how having 100 needles shoved in her is a more pleasant experience than witnessing the Bonnie and Clyde fiasco wedding in person.  

Back at the wedding, Briana and Matt join their reception as husband and wife – again. They dance to Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” (JK!) while Matt dry humps Briana on the dance floor (for real). Jasmine covers her child’s eyes, while Christy asks Elena to go for a walk. Elena asks Christy about the real issue here: the supposed brain injury news that’s all over TMZ. Christy cries that it was “really hard! I thought I was going to die!” But she also “can’t talk about it” right now.

Yet, talk about it she does! The glass, apparently, hit Christy on the side-back of the head, shook her brain, messed up her vision, and, and, and! The media came to Cedars Sinai to take pictures of her! They found her in there while she was in pain and EXPLOITED her!! Alrighty, Christy. Even Elena side-eyes this dramatic re-telling of events, noting how she doesn’t think this is how the media works in America. 

To cap off the reception, Briana and Matt offer a toast of thanks to those who’ve “traveled from near and far” to celebrate their lurrrrrvv. Christy and her daughter head out to their car and are (suspiciously) met with a lone, sheepish paparazzi. Who backs off immediately when Christy barks “No comment!” at him. Um. I don’t know about the regular media, but this is not how the paparazzi works in America!

Show producers step in on camera to ask Christy if she wants them to get rid of the paps. Christy whimpers that she just wants to be left alone! She even asks the Lifetime cameras to be shut down after her crying jag, which apparently they do, because we cut to next week’s previews (of the Bonnie and Clyde HONEYMOON – oh GAWD!!) immediately afterward. Also, we see a sneak peek of Tonya spilling some new dirt on Clyde: allegedly, he’s been sexting his d*ck to regions unknown yet again! (Here’s my surprised face: :-))

So, brain injuries. A play for sympathy or the real deal? With Christy, it’s tough to take anything she does at face value. Perhaps her injuries are real. And perhaps the media “just found her.” Sure. Okay. But given her many antics over the past four seasons of LWLA, she’ll be hard pressed to convince anyone of these facts. After all, the manipulation is strong with this one! 

TELL US: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE RIDE OR DIE WEDDING? IS CHRISTY MANIPULATING THE PUBLIC ABOUT HER INJURIES? SHOULD MATT HAVE INVITED CHRISTY TO THE WEDDING? 

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