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Tuesday, December 12, 2017
No Domingo Show, Marcos Harter desabafa sobre briga com Monick Camargo em A Fazenda: "Eu me senti humilhado"
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Tuesday Night Tea & Below Deck Reunion Virtual Viewing Party!
Tonight is the Below Deck reunion! Tune in and join us in the comments on this post to snark through it together!
Apparently people really hated Matt Lauer – Dlisted
Are you disgruntled over the latest death on Walking Dead? – Celebitchy
Sofia Richie joining Keeping Up with the Kardashians? – Starcasm
Brielle Biermann has a few things to say about Kim’s enemies – All Things RH
Anthony Bourdain admits to knowing about Mario Batali’s behavior – Dlisted
See tonight’s TV schedule below!
8 PM EST –
The Voice (NBC)
9 PM EST –
Below Deck (Bravo) – reunion
10 PM EST –
Stripped (Bravo)
Broken Skull Challenge (CMT)
Chopped (Food Network)
The Challenge: Champs vs Stars (MTV)
Hodges Half Dozen (TLC) – finale
Chrisley Knows Best (USA) – finale
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Below Deck Reunion (repeat)
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'Flip or Flop Nashville' with DeRon Jenkins and Page Turner to premiere on HGTV in January
Flip or Flop Nashville will be premiering on HGTV sooner than viewers probably expected.
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Tyler Baltierra reveals 'Teen Mom OG' star Catelynn Lowell finishes treatment this week
Tyler Baltierra is anticipating the return of his wife, Catelynn Lowell, from a brief rehab stint intended to stabilize her mental and emotional state.
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Flávia Viana aposta em look de lingerie para gravação
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Javi Marroquin being deployed by Air Force for a second time -- "I wasn't expecting this at all"
Javi Marroquin is apparently being deployed again by the Air Force.
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Everything We Know About The Crown Season 3: A New Cast, New Time Period and More
If you're anything like us, you spent your weekend at (television's) Buckingham Palace. The second season of Netflix's The Crown has only been out since Friday, but...from E! Online (US) - TV News http://www.eonline.com/news/899608/everything-we-know-about-the-crown-season-3-a-new-cast-new-time-period-and-more?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
Com finalistas de A Fazenda 9, Gugu tem a melhor audiência desde março
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Khloe Kardashian thanks Tristan Thompson for changing her life
Khloe Kardashian says boyfriend Tristan Thompson has changed her life.
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RHOC’s Shannon Beador Hiring An Expert To Review David Beador’s Income; Thinks He’s Lying About His Assets
Shannon Beador may not know how to work an iPhone, but she sure knows how to assemble a legal team! The Real Housewives Of Orange County star has hired a “forensic expert” to review David Beador’s income and assets. And Shannon is demanding that David pay the $25k for the additional legal expenses! So, are we looking at a new spinoff of Forensic Files: David’s Monkey Bars? In any case, it’s certainly a baller move by Ms. Beador. Well played.
Shannon’s separation from David made reality TV headlines this fall when the couple announced they were splitting. This came after two seasons featuring Shannon trying to get over the affair her husband had with an Orange County woman (who was also married), and rising tensions in their household. Now that actual divorce proceedings are underway, it’s time to think about finances – and Shannon thinks David is lying about how much money he has!
According to The Blast, David claims he earned approximately $1.7 million in income last year, but “David has told her she is overestimating his income and that is why she wants the forensic accountant to assist her in determining how much money is at stake.”
Shannon, who says she earns roughly one-fifth of David’s income per year, allegedly spends $55,355/month for living expenses. Umm…WHAT?!
The couple, who have been living separately since September, share custody of their three daughters, but it seems Shannon is still the primary caregiver. The kids live with her while David has his own apartment. Since September, Shannon “has facilitated regular contact between the kids and David,” though she will be seeking primary physical custody in the actual divorce.
RELATED: RHOC Reunion Part 2: The Devil Is In The Details
Now Shannon is “demanding temporary spousal support to maintain the status quo she had during their marriage” while the final legal arrangement is hammered out.
Despite their marriage of 17 years, Shannon claims she “has no idea how much their marital estate is worth.” She also believes that “David has far greater access to pay for a legal team and the amount she is requesting is ‘modest’ relative to his income.”
Shannon reportedly earned roughly $22,000/month in 2016 and possibly a bit more in 2017. Surely, that’s enough for nine or ten lemons!
TELL US: IS DAVID HIDING MONEY? DO YOU THINK SHANNON WILL GET A FAIR SETTLEMENT?
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Ashland Craft talks: 'The Voice' was a challenge and intimidating, but I was shocked to land in the bottom
Ashland Craft talks about her experience on The Voice and working with such a "hands-on" coach, Miley Cyrus, following her unexpected ouster from the competition.
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Jax Taylor Says He & Brittany Cartwright Are In A Good Place & He Only Slept With Faith Stowers Once; Brittany’s Mom Sherri Cartwright Questions Jax’s Ability To Be Faithful
We are only two episodes into this season of Vanderpump Rules and it looks like it might be the toughest one yet for Jax Taylor. Yes, after five seasons of debauchery, he has completely outdone himself by cheating on the sweetheart of SUR, Brittany Cartwright. That’s right, Jax didn’t take a whole season to admit it this time. So that’s some progress…. Well, not really, but in this case it is.
When Jax stopped by the Bravo clubhouse for the latest Watch What Happens Live episode, Andy Cohen shared, “Jax just told me he’s never been more nervous to be on this show.” And he was so right. Jax was visibly uncomfortable for the entire episode.
Andy never goes easy on Jax when he’s in the clubhouse and he was really going in on Jax last night. He made the drinking word “Faith” in honor of Jax’s tryst with Faith Stowers in front of a senior citizen. Andy even said, “Indulge in a drink because like Jax, every day is your cheat day.” Ouch, but then again, everyone loves Brittany, so we are all vicariously hurting over this one.
Jax told Andy, “I’m a self-sabotager. Every relationship I’m in, I figure out a way to sabotage it.” We are all well-aware of this, but it just is sad to see Brittany suffer the consequences.
During the episode Brittany asked Jax if he had sex with Faith in their bed and Jax insisted, “Not in the bed though.” Jax also insisted, “It was once. I promise you.”
Andy polled the audience asking if Jax deserves Brittany and 97% of the audience said “no,” which isn’t shocking, but they are still together these days so it will be interesting to see how everything plays out.
The episode got even more awkward for Jax when Andy said, “Guess what? Brittany’s mom just tweeted something at you. Let’s put that on the screen and see what she had to say. Jax what makes you think you can be faithful to my daughter now? That’s a great question, Sherri Cartwright.”
To say that Jax was caught off guard by that would be a major understatement. Jax said, “It has been seven months since this happened. We are working through it. It’s a work in progress. I love her very much.”
Andy couldn’t help asking, “Have you been faithful during those seven months?” Jax said, “Yes. Absolutely. I think our relationship is stronger now than it’s ever actually ever been. We are actually in a good place, but obviously it’s going to take some time to build trust back for her. It’s a work in progress, but we both love each other and are making it work. At the end of the day, this is Brittany and I’s relationship.”
Andy wasn’t done though. He told him, “I’ve heard that work in progress speech a few times from you, Jax.” Jax said, “It is. I am. I lay it out there. I am a work in progress. I kind of wear it around my neck.”
Jax also addressed the presence of the senior citizen that Faith (was supposed to be) caring for while they did the deed. Jax clarified, “It was not in her bedroom. I didn’t even know that. I didn’t notice. I didn’t even know any of that to be honest.”
Jax later admitted, “I think in the beginning I was taking Brittany for granted. I don’t think I appreciated her as much as I do. I’ve been going to therapy again.”
He also said, “She’s the most amazing girl I’ve ever had in my life. She’s amazing. She’s beautiful. I want to spend every day with her. We’re in a great place right now. I hope it stays that way, but it’s a work in progress. Nobody’s perfect. My life just happens to be on TV.” Yeah, but why cheat on her with one of her “friends”?
He once again threw out the “work in progress” phrase when he said, “I’m trying to just be a better boyfriend and be a better person. A work in progress.”
Clearly things are going a lot better than they were a few months ago since Jax confirmed that he will be with Brittany’s family for Christmas this year. He also said, “I was just there two weeks ago. You gotta remember it was seven months ago. Everybody knows.” Now this would actually be a good reality show: filming Jax around the Cartwright family post-cheating.
RELATED: Report: Did Vanderpump Rules Producers Force Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright To Stay Together?
TELL US- WILL JAX & BRITTANY GO THE DISTANCE AS A COUPLE? SHOULD SHERRI BE CONCERNED ABOUT HER DAUGHTER DATING JAX?
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Record TV perde metade da audiência após término de A Fazenda
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Netflix Defends Its A Christmas Prince Shame Tweet (Stay Hurt, 53 Viewers)
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Jax Taylor's Rap Sheet Revealed: A History of His Misdeeds on Vanderpump Rules
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Kym Johnson and husband Robert Herjavec expecting first child together!
Kym Johnson and Robert Herjavec are celebrating a lot more than just the holidays right now.
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RHONY’s Bethenny Frankel Suing Ex-Husband Jason Hoppy For Custody Of 7-Year Old Daughter, Bryn
The saga of Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy continues. The bitter ex-husband and wife have been embroiled in court battles since their divorce was filed in 2013, most recently escalating into stalking charges against Jason for a verbal confrontation that occurred at their daughter, Bryn’s, school last year. Now, The Real Housewives Of New York star and Skinnygirl mogul is suing Jason for full custody of 7-year old Bryn. The couple currently share custody, but communicate exclusively through third parties.
On December 6th, Bethenny reportedly “reopened her 2013 divorce case” against Jason in order to seek altered custody arrangements, however the parents won’t appear in court until January.
In January of 2017, Jason was charged with aggravated harassment in the first degree, harassment in the second degree and stalking in the fourth degree after a complaint was filed that said “Hoppy had sent numerous emails and FaceTime calls numbering in the hundreds after a cease and desist letter was sent on November 22, 2016. On Friday, January 27, the suspect approached her and a friend at her child’s school at around 8:15 a.m. and tried to provoke a fight. He said, ‘I will destroy you, you can get all the lawyers you want, you’ve been warned.”
Bethenny’s boyfriend, Dennis Shields, even threatened to sue Jason over the nasty emails (upwards of 160) he was sending to Bethenny and cc’ing him on. The harassing emails, which called Bethenny “old, ugly, and irrelevant,” stopped after Dennis had his lawyers send Jason a cease and desist letter.
RELATED: Court Drama Continues For Bethenny Frankel And Jason Hoppy Over Stalking Charges
Jason was slapped with two more counts of stalking after he rejected a plea deal last summer that required him to attend anger management. At the court proceeding, Judge Chu instructed Jason, “That means you have to stay away from her and [refrain] from making outreach to her. Do you understand?”
Though Bethenny has not spoken about the details of her divorce case on RHONY, she often alludes to the “torture” of dealing with her ex. Now it seems she’s taking matters one step further by suing for full custody of their daughter. Right now the couple shares 50/50 custody of Bryn, but the legal drama of this past year could change all of that. No doubt Jason and his legal team will fight this with everything they’ve got.
According to Page Six, “Lawyers for the parties did not immediately respond to requests seeking comment.”
Sigh. What a mess. It’s hard to know the real story here, except to say please let these adults get it together for the sake of their child!
TELL US: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BETHENNY’S SUIT? WILL WE SEE ANY OF THIS UNFOLD ON RHONY THIS SEASON?
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Did You Catch The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel's Heartwarming Gilmore Girls Easter Eggs?
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Cynthia Bailey Explains Her Emotional Reaction When Marlo Hampton Questioned Kenya Moore’s Marriage
The friendship between Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore has come a long way since Kenya critiqued some model’s “coochie crack” at a casting session for the Bailey Agency during her first season on Real Housewives of Atlanta. These two did not hit it off immediately, but then they became very close friends- not “best friends” as Cynthia pointed out during the cast trip to Puerto Rico, but good friends.
Now Cynthia is sticking up for Kenya more than she ever has and she even walked out of the room when Marlo Hampton started to question the validity of Kenya’s marriage. Cynthia explained why she got so emotional during that cast trip and more during her latest appearance on Watch What Happens Live.
Even the biggest Kenya haters had to feel some sadness for her after the death of her grandmother hit her so hard. Cynthia explained why she walked out when Marlo brought up Kenya’s marriage, “I will say this. I’m so here for Kenya. At this time her grandmother just passed and her grandmother is like her mom. It was a really hard time for her and I was the only one doing those things for her just talking with her and being there for her during that time, so I was a little sensitive and protective of Kenya.”
It’s so tough to be on NeNe Leakes’ bad side and this is something Cynthia knows all too well. They went from best friends to enemies and these days they’ve been friends for a while. A caller asked Cynthia, “Given how NeNe has said things about you in the press in the past, do you think Porsha [Williams] has the right to be mad at NeNe?” As per usual, Cynthia was very diplomatic with her answer: “Do I think Porsha has the right to be mad at NeNe.? It’s two different situations.” She added, “It’s not about me. It’s about Porsha and NeNe. They’re going through their stuff.” So it’s very unclear what Cynthia thinks about this one, but it is clear that she doesn’t want to be on the outs with either Housewife. Or any of her costars for that matter.
Another fan asked Cynthia if she thought Kandi Burruss would ever forgive Porsha– as if this is a typical Housewives disagreement and Kandi isn’t upset at Porsha for for spreading rumors that Kandi wanted to drug and rape her last year. Cynthia said, “Not any time soon, but I think in time she will. She’s going through a process and it was a lot. I just feel like you can’t rush forgiveness.” Why would Kandi want to be friends with Porsha after that? Obviously they have to work together so it’s better for things to be pleasant, but Kandi has been way nicer to Porsha this season than she deserves. What else does she want at this point?
RELATED: Cynthia Bailey Thinks Kim Zolciak Came Too Hard For Kenya Moore At NeNe Leakes’ Party
TELL US- WAS CYNTHIA’S REACTION TO MARLO’S QUESTIONS ABOUT KENYA’S MARRIAGE VALID? WILL KANDI FORGIVE PORSHA?
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'The Voice's Top 8 perform: Adam Cunningham surprises, Chloe Kohanski and Addison Agen stun with unique artistry
The Voice aired its fourth live show with the Top 8 artists performing for only four spots in the Season 13 finals next week during Monday night's show on NBC.
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Marvel's Runaways Is a 2017 Teen Dream of a TV Show
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A Fazenda: Flávia Viana contraria favoritismo de Marcos e vence reality
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Sem A Fazenda, Record perde quase metade de sua audiência em uma semana
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Losing The Faith
Well, surprise, surprise Vanderpump Rules fans: Jax Taylor did NOT cheat on Brittany Cartwright! Oh, I’m just kidding – of course he did! I mean Jax probably even did it more than once actually, because Brittany found some false eyelashes in her bathroom once and they didn’t belong to her, or Jax, or Tom Schwartz (who sometimes, when he cries, likes to feel the soft flutter of gently moistened pony lashes on his tender cheeks. It’s comforting. Like a little blanket for his Cabbage Patch Kids face).
Jax apparently cheated with – and potentially knocked up – Brittany’s friend Faith Stowers, who confessed all of this to James Kennedy. Of course – why not confess to Jax’s mortal enemy? James is levitating with glee at this trashy news. Jax vehemently denies it.
Even when being chased down by Kristen Doute (who is always eager to try not to look like the worst person on this show) and Scheana, Jax insists Faith is lying. Brittany, though, she doesn’t believe him. She hauls herself off the bar floor, calls an Uber, and takes herself home she’s so convinced he’s guilty.
What is scarier: sleeping with Jax without a condom, or Kristen chasing you down plotting your demise? Toss up!
But seriously – could this Jax cheating situation get any grosser?! WHO would admit to this on national TV?! That’s like behind-the-scenes confessions, yo! Faith is one piece of work…
The next morning Brittany has booked herself a ticket to Vegas for a weekend of acting like she’s single to get revenge. She’s crying on Katie Maloney‘s sofa when Jax barges in to again maintain that he’s the innocent victim of a desperate harridan. Brittany looks through his texts to Faith though and announces, mirthlessly, “I don’t believe you! YOU GOT F–KED!” Dang – apparently she reads the hidden code for hoochie!?
Back in their apartment, packing for Vegas, Jax admits that, yes, well, actually he did slip inside of Faith and you know, do this cheating thing. He was just too embarrassed to admit it in front of Katie, but it only happened because he and Brittany have been having so many problems and he thought they might break up. Way to blame the victim!
Brittany is devastated, but not surprised. She cries into her fluffy dog’s fur and then flees to Vegas where all one’s bad intentions go to be seeded and grow into a poisonous flower named Jaxius Eroticus, A Herpesious invasive specious to California.
Meanwhile, across town in idyllic Villa Rosa, Lisa Vanderpump is receiving news over her own. She’s possibly pregnant with Jax’s baby too! Obviously not – Lisa is getting GOOD news. Her news appears with the gentle purring of a brand new Rolls. You seeeeee, Lisa didn’t like the doors on the old one, and Ken reads between Lisa’s lines enough to know this means NEW CAR, PRONTO!
Lisa’s new car is delivered with a bow, full of gas, and just in time for Stassi Schroeder to stroll up the walk and understand that all the sex she has been putting out is insufficient and unsatisfactory, because she lives in an apartment without AC and the only gifts she’s receiving are when he picks up the tab for Happy Hour. In fact, no one is even sending an Uber to pick her up! Well, I mean, we can’t all be the gilded lilies!
Stassi has come with a proposition. One that won’t get her a Rolls, but will get her another stalled career. She wants to become an event planner. Which is like the producer intervention way of saying “hmmmm… how can we get Stassi a fake job at SUR without having to make her a waitress because no one will even pretend to believe that?” This is what they came up with.
Apparently because Stassi believes she’s good at decorating and drinking too much at parties, this qualifies her as a good event planner. Lisa allows her the opportunity to coordinate ONE ROOM at Guillermo’s birthday party because she claims Stassi is “extraordinarily bright.” Wow… let’s hope ol Stas doesn’t collapse under all that adulting responsibility!
How can none of these people actually have careers yet? Reality TV has permanently stunted their maturity. Look at Tom 2… he is so non-working, he’s able to – on the regular! – begin drinking at one party and just continue drinking all night and day into the next party. Which is how he transitions from Scheana’s party to Ariana Madix‘s brother Jeremy’s party. A far better event held at some gorgeous little garden spot that was so sweet and filled with atmosphere.
It was all promptly and savagely destroyed because all anyone talked about was Jax’s admission that he Jax’d Faith. Lucky Faith!
Ariana is annoyed with Tom 2’s drunken wastrel-ways, disgusted by Jax, and bored by Tom Sandoval. Jerking off to snapchats of her new hairdo is the closest to doing it she and Tom 1 come these days. He calls it a dry spell. She calls it annoyance over his consistent immaturity. A co-infection he caught (or shares) with Tom 2! Whom infected whom?!
In the middle of the party a wasted Tom 2 goes off by himself to cry quietly in a corner alcove, where I’m pretty sure they normally store dumpsters. Of course Tom 1 feels his distress like a sonar wave and goes to find him. Tom 2 is distraught that he is a married man now, yet still has NO direction in life. Unless it’s direction to the bar. He’s also depressed that people are gossiping about Jax’s bad behavior. Life is just so sad and listless! Tom 1 feels his pain. He hugs him close and whispers sweet nothings in his ear, then he promises he’ll save their bar. Honestly Tom 2’s plan to ride Lisa’s good graces into bar ownership does not demonstrate that he’s maturing – although he certainly doesn’t seem to understand this.
Tom 2 is sad that he’s constantly partying without his wife, because no one wants Katie at anything. Can you blame them? Kateastrophe is a negative nasal drip that just will not stop leaking you no matter how many times you sniffle. She is just not fun, and besides, someone has to stay home to clean up all Tom 2’s abandoned beer cans, but he married her against ALL warnings and should stay home with her. He better resign himself to unhappy wife, unhappy life – cause she never made any promises to the contrary, I’ll say that for Katie!
The next day Tom 2 sleep-drinks through to Long Beach Pride Parade where he, Tom 1 and Ariana watch Lisa Grand Marshall the parade. Lisa is splendid in flowing white robes, adorned with puppy fur and rainbow pompoms. As Ken chariots her through the parade route Tom 2 misses the entire thing because he is puking (?) in the bathroom.
After the parade, The Toms and Ariana meet Lisa for a drink and a some education on alternative sexual practices. Tom 1, hoping to spice things up, or rather reignite things with Ariana agrees to let her whip him into shape. Literally. She explains that they both need to work some things out: she, the whipper, needs to channel her frustrations with his lackadaisical lifestyle; and he, the whipped (of course), needs to get punished. Obviously Tom 1 would be into something like this – he’s basically like a sock puppet in human form and has no spine whatsoever. Except when it comes to Kristen. After many years of abuse. So Ariana buys a whip and half-heartedly spanks him, but even that’s not really satisfactory. Since their sex life has withered on the vine and it no longer matters, Tom 1 just lets Jeremy move back in.
Their relationship seems like Big Brothers Big Sisters anyway. Like Ariana is his life coach/mentor. Even though she’s only a few years older and not much wiser – every little bit helps! Speaking of, drunkenly Tom 1 apologized to Lisa and pledged both his devotion and passion for Tom Tom, and she agreed – kinda – to give him another chance to fail.
While Brittany is in Vegas pretending to be single, Stassi is safely ensconced in WeHo pretending to be coupled to Patrick. Oh yes, with all the cheating scandals going on, the appearance of Patrick – finally! – was overshadowed. He came, he sucked, and she deserves every bit of his smug insufferable assholery. Congrats Patrick – it was wonderful to watch you bop Stassi down repeatedly like one of those little irritating mushrooms from Mario Brothers.
They go on a date, and Stassi is so nervous about doing anything to upset him. In return Patrick is nice to her for about 3 seconds in complimenting her podcast, then proceeds to inform her that while he’s on vacation she can’t call him or ask anything about what happens, because that is his private time. Stassi is so aggrieved by the thought of Patrick abandoning her again she threatens that if he breaks up with her she’ll go psycho. This relationship really sounds like it’s gonna last. I just have such high hopes for these two charming and lovely individuals of esteemed loveliness. It’s like the 700th coming of a Disney Princess Movie!
Seriously though – Stassi needs some therapy. Majorly. She was so desperate, cloying, clinging, and timid around Patrick that it almost made me sad for her. Almost-ish. The worst is Kristen gushing that Patrick and Stassi are perfect soulmates and have so much chemistry! Kristen is a worse friend than any of us thought. She’s almost like so bad she’s the friend version of Patrick. Or Jax. Yeah, defiantly Jax.
Speaking of, Brittany returns from Vegas tanned, alone, and more confused than ever. Should she love Jax? Should she not? Should she stay? Or should she go now? What is a girl to do when the man she loves is a gross cretin incapable of human relationships?
We’re all rooting for Brittany to make the right choice – which is obviously to leave Jax and become a women’s empowerment story about coming back from embarrassing loss on reality TV. You know, the opposite of Stassi! But instead, Brittany finds the lure of Jax impossible to resist. Just as Tom 1 is warning Jax that he needs to give Brittany space by staying in a hotel for a few days, and just as Brittany is crying that her heart is broken and she wants to stay away from him, she also admits that they spent the entire day together, reconnecting, and also had sex. WHAT?! I mean that’s like more shocking than the cheating! I hope she used a condom, cause Faith sure as heck didn’t.
Brittany reveals this to Ariana and Scheana. Who already know that Faith has missed her period, but they do their best to contain their immediate reaction to start vomiting on Brittany’s SUR uniform. Which is what I would’ve done. Cause really?! Really Brittany?! You cannot expect people to have sympathy for you when you sleep with Jax the moment you see him. What is wrong with this girl?!
Brittany whines that she just needed some “affection.” For what? To prove Jax loves her? Cause he proved that when he gave those same affections to another girl. Possibly in Brittany’s bed! Definitely in an assisted living facility of some sort. It’s just a ridiculous mess, and Brittany swears that more than ever she’s confused about what to do – if only she could just stop loving him; get him lobotomized out as easily as she got her fake boobs put in. Maybe she can visit her mom’s church for a little Jaxorcism?
Brittany you’re an idiot. Because, now, suddenly you look like just a big of an ass as he does! And so does Faith. Wow – that’s some magician work there.
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