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Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Se ganhar, Perlla não deve receber todo o prêmio do reality A Fazenda; saiba o motivo
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A Fazenda 10: “Vontade de tocar o sino e ir embora”, desabafa Fernanda Lacerda
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American Horror Story: Apocalypse Explains A Whole Lot
It was backstory time on tonight's American Horror Story, and lucky for all of us, that backstory heavily featured our favorite witches. A lot of this history we got was about how...from E! Online (US) - TV News https://www.eonline.com/news/973845/american-horror-story-apocalypse-explains-a-whole-lot?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
A Fazenda 10: Confira as opções do poder da chama vermelha para escolha do público
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Wednesday Night Tea – October 3
Mischa Barton joins The Hills reboot – dlisted
Despite denials, Justin Bieber really did get married without a prenup – Celebitchy
Kim Kardshian’s insurance company suing bodyguard over her Paris robbery – Us Magazine
David Eason continues his crazy social media rants – Starcasm
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A Fazenda 10: João Zoli exibe boa forma no banho de ofurô
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A Fazenda 10: Ana Paula Renault desafia Nadja Pessoa na roça: “Quero ir com ela”
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'A Fazenda': Fernanda Lacerda alfineta Catia em conversa com Nadja Pessoa
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The star of The O.C., the drama that inspired The Hills, is going to be on The Hills: New Beginnings
A star of the scripted show that inspired a reality show that spun off a heavily fictionalized reality show is now joining the reboot of the spin-off.
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The Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco Is Your New Harley Quinn
The Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco already has her next TV gig lined up: She's the new Harley Quinn. Cuoco has signed on to star and executive producer the new Harley Quinn animated series...from E! Online (US) - TV News https://www.eonline.com/news/973785/the-big-bang-theory-s-kaley-cuoco-is-your-new-harley-quinn?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
Mulher de Léo Moura reage com ira à fala de Perlla em "A Fazenda": "Falsa"
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Mudanças no comando de A Fazenda 10, novas expectativas no jogo
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A Fazenda 2018: Evandro Santo ameaça tirar Ana Paula do reality
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LeeAnne Locken Issues A Warning To D’Andra Simmons
Is anyone else having trouble keeping all the drama straight on Real Housewives of Dallas lately? It feels like it has turned into one of those she said that I said that you said that so and so did this and that but then you said such and such and.. on and on and on. My brain hurts. But, LeeAnne Locken is weighing in on the messy episode from last week. She has some “advice” for D’Andra Simmons and slams her obsession with money.
LeeAnne starts off, “When I said I didn’t feel like Cary Deuber had a side with me at all it’s because Cary and I are still getting to know one another. I wouldn’t expect her to side with me on anything at this point because she has no idea if that honest loyalty will be returned. Cary telling D’Andra Simmons what I said was very unexpected, however, in the smash room when I confronted her and said – “That’s NOT how I said it” she agreed and told me that she told D’Andra I was just trying to help her. Which is WHY I felt led to believe, looking back at the anger room, that D’Andra was ACTING! If someone told you it was said but not with bad intentions, why lose your mind and tell the whole group? I felt it was a bit over the top even for an extreme exaggerator such as D’Andra.”
She then bashes D’Andra‘s obsession over money and position in society. “I stole money from you to buy “hair extensions from China” well, aren’t you just a ray of f—ing sunshine. Let me get this straight, according to D’Andra, “The rich will forgive everything but the POOR.”?? Are you kidding me? Money is seriously THAT important to you that you base your place in society by the level of money you have in your bank account? I’m sorry several bank accounts? That is never how I have seen any of my wealthier friends. Let’s be clear, plenty of my wealthy friends accept, love and INCLUDE me in their lives and social calendar not based off my bank account but more my personality and loyalty. This insecurity in D’Andra is not a healthy one.”
She adds, “Now she is telling me she would never “say something about my personal finances” BUT YOU JUST DID. You just accused me of STEALING FROM YOU and buying my weave from China. So you did just talk sh– about my finances. Back to the Double Standards we go!”
LeeAnne says the apology was sincere, but is angry that she was treated to insults after trying to take the high road. “Watching myself apologize from the deepest part of heart trying to put our relationship back on track is hard to watch. At that point, I just wanted to apologize so we could get back to what I thought was an authentic friendship. And what do I get for taking the high road? The high road that some of you on Twitter demanded I take with her…? INSULTS! Now I am being accused of something I didn’t do for a reason that doesn’t exist. D’Andra has become rude and willing to say anything, including LIE ABOUT ME to distract her truth.”
LeeAnne was really excited about a friendship with Stephanie, “When Stephanie Hollman pulled me aside and confided in me that she wanted to have a relationship separate from the group with me, not gonna lie, my heart melted. THIS is all I have ever wanted. ” She adds, “The word to describe how I am feeling is GRATEFUL!”
She’s also frustrated with Brandi Redmond blaming her for everything, “Hearing Brandi say that I am the one who led Kam to think that Brandi is influencing is D’Andra is DEAD WRONG! Kam and I discussed it but I never led her to think or feel that way. Kam is a big girl and has her own thoughts! Here Brandi is AGAIN, saying that I am doing something that I have NOT DONE! Girl, start asking me! I am in the other room!” LeeAnne contiued, “Brandi constantly BLAMING me for everything is becoming a very old story that I am honestly getting tired of hearing. Has she grown since we first joined this group? Has she matured? I’m starting to struggle to see any improvement.”
She then wraps up her recap of the episode’s drama with a warning. “I’m going to end this week with one VERY CLEAR WARNING- do not LIE about Rich, D’Andra cause the karma train is a real BITCH! Oh, and it’s just an ugly look on you when you are so obviously jealous of how HAPPY we are together!”
Join us in the comments below to snark our way through tonight’s episode at 9 pm EST. And come back tomorrow morning for Mary’s recap.
Bravo’s summary of the episode: “Despite LeeAnne’s tepid apology to D’Andra at Brandi’s event, these two former besties currently remain frenemies. LeeAnne tries to move forward with her wedding plans, but struggles without D’Andra by her side. Meanwhile, D’Andra gets some startling news when she finally meets with Mama Dee to discuss the future of their company. Brandi gets a nanny, and Cary stirs the pot at Kameron’s “Paint Your Dog” party. LeeAnne and D’Andra sit down to clear the air, but when LeeAnne refuses to open up about her relationship with Rich, D’Andra reveals a shocking rumor.”
TELL US – IS THIS FRIENDSHIP BEYOND REPAIR? DO YOU THINK D’ANDRA IS A SNOB ABOUT MONEY?
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Perlla chora ao falar da pressão que sente por estar em "A Fazenda 10"
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Akeem, Brooke and Isaac face eviction - phone numbers to evict - Big Brother 2018 [bb 19]
Kenaley won the game changer task again, and chose to save herself from this week's eviction, so Akeem, Brooke and Isaac face the public vote for Friday's eviction.
Here are the phone numbers for the vote to evict.
Akeem
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'A Fazenda 10': Evandro Santo planeja reação a novo barraco de Ana Paula: 'Vou tirar essa put* do programa!'; assista
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'The Bachelorette' couple Becca Kufrin and Garrett Yrigoyen explore his Reno hometown
The Bachelorette couple Becca Kufrin and Garrett Yrigoyen are exploring Garrett's hometown of Reno, NV, a visit the couple had planned to make before deciding where to settle down permanently.
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'Survivor' host Jeff Probst: We can't do an all-winners All-Stars season, it's just not a good idea
Survivor host Jeff Probst wants to make the show's longtime loyal fans happy, but he's putting his foot down when it comes to the demand for an all-winners season.
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'Survivor' Couples Now: Who is still together? Which showmances split up? Where are they now? (PHOTOS)
Survivor Showmance Couples: See who's still together and who broke up!
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A Fazenda 10: Caique Aguiar e Fernanda Lacerda trocam carícias e clima esquenta
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Criminal Minds Celebrates 300 Episodes: Behind-the-Scenes Hang Out Secrets Revealed
Criminal Minds is celebrating 300 episodes with the season 14 premiere, appropriately titled "300." Not many shows have made it to this milestone, and it's safe to say not many shows...from E! Online (US) - TV News https://www.eonline.com/news/973743/criminal-minds-celebrates-300-episodes-behind-the-scenes-hang-out-secrets-revealed?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
'90 Day Fiance' star Jesse Meester shares positive message in light of Darcey Silva breakup
90 Day Fiance stars Jesse Meester and Darcey Silva had a dramatic and emotional breakup on the latest episode of the TLC reality series, but he seems to be doing just fine.
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Abby Lee Miller rings in her 51st birthday amid cancer battle
Abby Lee Miller turned 51 years old this week amid her ongoing cancer battle.
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Kim Kardashian on daughter North West and son Saint West: "It's like full war"
Kim Kardashian says her daughter North West's relationship with her son Saint West is often "like full war."
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Mischa Barton of 'The O.C.' to Join MTV 'The Hills' Revival
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Kenya Moore And Sheree Whitfield “Confirm” Exits From Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Even though we ALL knew that Kenya Moore and Sheree Whitfield will not be on Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11, their exits weren’t officially confirmed until next season’s trailer and cast photos were released.
The two haven’t been spotted filming with the cast, and they’ve both alluded to leaving the show on social media. Now it’s officially official: there is going to be far less conflict on the show. Kenya and Sheree brought guaranteed controversy and premium meme content. How good will the show be without their shadiness!? But did they “leave the show” or were they fired? That is the age old question when it comes to Housewife departures. For the most part, they all claim to have big projects on the horizon, but why would they give up this platform to promote those ventures? It doesn’t quite add up, does it? Nevertheless, pretty much every Real Housewife exit statement is pretty much the same.
In a statement to Bravo’s The Daily Dish, Kenya declared, “I have decided to take this season off to focus on my high risk pregnancy in a healthy and drama free environment. She continued, “I thank Bravo for this amazing platform that has allowed me to grow, flourish and appreciate the value of what is truly important in life.”
Kenya concluded, “And to #TeamTwirl: Thank you for your loving and relentless support — you will see me soon!” But where? It’s just not gonna be the same seeing Kenya without hearing shady remarks about Sheree, Porsha Williams, and Marlo Hampton.
In her own statement to Bravo’s The Daily Dish, Sheree said, “I’m in a new chapter in my life and I’ve decided not to return to RHOA so that I can focus on myself and my businesses, spend more time with my family, and explore new endeavors.” How are we going to see renovations made to Chateau Sheree? Who else is going to have audacity to shade NeNe Leakes? What about the long-awaited She by Sheree clothing line!? This has been in the works forever. If she actually gets this line together and it’s away from the reality TV cameras, I’m going to be disappointed.
Sheree remarked, “As promised, please stay tuned for She by Shereé to launch, we’ll be accepting pre-orders soon! I wish all the ladies the best!” What does “soon” mean? What happened to those joggers set to release “Probably more September. Spring/Summer.” Maybe she means next September/Spring/Summer?
With Kenya and Sheree’s departures, this means we still have NeNe, Porsha, Kandi Burruss, and Cynthia Bailey as full-time Housewives. Eva Marcille will be moving up to Real Housewife status after showing up mid-season last year as a Friend of the Housewives. Perennial Friend of the Housewives Marlo will bring her usual messiness- thankfully. Joining them will be Shamari DeVoe as a full-time housewife and Tanya Sam in the “Friend” role.
Cynthia posted about the new season, remarking “Although I made some amazing new friends this season, my Twirl @thekenyamoore was dearly missed.” She did not mention Sheree. Is that an oversight? Was that shade? Or is she just giving Kenya shout out since the two of them are so close?
TELL US- HOW WILL KENYA & SHEREE’S ABSENCES IMPACT REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA? WHO WILL YOU MISS THE MOST?
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Blake Shelton sends his love to Gwen Stefani on her 49th birthday
Blake Shelton is celebrating his girlfriend Gwen Stefani's 49th birthday.
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Damon Wayans Says He's Quitting Lethal Weapon
The Lethal Weapon drama--off camera¬--continues. In an interview with EUR on set of the Fox series, Damon Wayans announced his plans to quit the series. "I'm going to be...from E! Online (US) - TV News https://www.eonline.com/news/973686/damon-wayans-says-he-s-quitting-lethal-weapon?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
The Conners Cast Channeling Real "Sadness" Into the Show
Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky, DJ--the characters at the center of The Conners, the spinoff of Roseanne, are moving on. ABC quickly canceled Roseanne following Roseanne Barr's racist...from E! Online (US) - TV News https://www.eonline.com/news/973671/the-conners-cast-channeling-real-sadness-into-the-show?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
'Married at First Sight' stars Dave Flaherty and Bobby Dodd: Tristan Thompson and Mia Bally's marriage is toxic, they don't fight fair
Married at First Sight stars Dave Flaherty and Bobby Dodd believe Tristan Thompson and Mia Bally's flame is burning out.
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A Fazenda 10: Esposa de Léo Moura detona Perlla e rebate acusações de traição
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90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Star Michael Receives Another Marriage Proposal
It seems the United States is not lacking for lonely hearts willing to go all in for someone they’ve never met. One can deduce, therefore, that 90 Day Fiance will be airing indefinitely (awesome), and that someone other than Angela will be proposing marriage to Michael.
On Monday, a superfan of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days named Kimmy sent Michael a DM with the proposition, “Hello Michael, my name is Kim. I just want to tell you that you are such a good man. I am very attracted to you. If for some reason you might [sic] Angela do not get married, I would love to marry you and help you get your green card to come live with me in the US. Please send me a message back and let me know how things are going with you.” A following message included two selfies and the cringe-worthy proclamation, “Here are two pictures of me. I love you Michael just from seeing you on TV. I am so much in love with you. Please write me back so I know you got my message okay. God bless you.”
Angela shared and captioned the DM on her Facebook page with a bit of understandable snark,”Wow, X-mas cards this early..santa coming…..ho ho hi Lmao.”
Since the time Angela confronted Michael about following a “thousand pretty women” on Instagram, Michael has certainly wised up about hiding nothing from his lady on social media. I’ve got to applaud his efforts. He has gone way out of his comfort zone and shown such tremendous perseverance that even a seasoned immigration officer wouldn’t be able to question the validity of their relationship.
The couple were engaged on the last episode of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, and it seems they are very much still together in real time.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PROPOSING TO ANOTHER WOMAN’S MAN ON SOCIAL MEDIA? DO MICHAEL AND ANGELA HAVE A GENUINE RELATIONSHIP?
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Chelsea Peretti Leaving Brooklyn Nine-Nine During Season 6
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'Dancing with the Stars' eliminee Danelle Umstead: I was heartbroken to leave and am still a bit emotional
Dancing with the Stars eliminee, Danelle Umstead, admits leaving the Season 27 competition in Week 2 was a hard pill to swallow.
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'The Voice' coaches advance Sandyredd, Reagan Strange, Foushee, Chris Kroeze and MaKenzie Thomas!
The Voice featured five artists each joining a coach's team, including powerhouse vocalist Sandyredd, during Tuesday night's Season 15 broadcast on NBC.
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Below Deck Season 6 Premiere Recap: Competent People Cause Problems Too
Do my eyes deceive me? What of my ears?! Is it possible that Below Deck is filled with competent individuals who actually know what they’re doing in? Ahoy new maties, but I know y’all are not just professional yachties but professional drama-starters too.
After the devastation in the Caribbean Captain Lee Rosbach is anxious to explore the uncharted territory of Tahiti. Captain Lee fancies himself a regular-old Ponce de Leonce, explorer of a vast new world. Joining him to conquer the alcoholics of the high seas, is his intrepid first mate Kate “Champagne Is My Personal Jesus” Chastain.
After last season, Kate had reservations about coming back but the pay and the opportunity to be on TV… This season’s yacht, Seanna, features 120 feet of tacky, looking like the inside of Blanche Deveraux’s fantasy suite. Think mauve colored satin! Think fringe! Think dark paneling and overstuffed chairs! What you should not think is luxury – unless you’ve time-warped to 1985 and have never heard of Pinterest! I’m literally shocked there’s no velvet settee, or maybe I just missed that portion of the tour? At least Kate can do a proper tablescape, unlike some chief stews we all love to hate!
And because sometimes the insides don’t match the outsides, the crew living quarters are pint-sized, despite the boat being huge. Kate compares it to hooking up with Shaq only to discover he has a small penis. Thanks for that image I never wanted.
Can we also talk about the new uniforms? Frat boy swim trunks from the 90’s? Powder blue floral. Doesn’t that clash with all the maroon and dusty rose decor crammed into every corner? What is going on here?! You do not need to use every crayon in the 64 colors box. But temperance and yachting, do not seemingly go hand in hand, or hand in nipple as evidenced by opening charter guest Steve! We’ve seen him before. And sadly we had to see him again.
But first, let’s break down these new cast members. Nico Scholly is out as bosun, replaced by Chandler Brooks, who has a lot to prove to his yacht captain daddy, but little reality TV experience to do so. Chandler did not get the memo that running a producer-manipulated crew of cast members bears little resemblance (although lots of butts) to running an actual crew full of working non-famewhore professionals. Two seconds into meeting Ashton Pienaar and Rhylee Gerber you know what I’m talking about. Oh MAN are we gonna have our hands full (and balled into fists) with these two! LORDY do I predict the end of times and a Rocky explosion of a Tahitian reef at the backs of these two exhibitionist, attention-seeking, megalomaniacs.
Rhylee likes to burp and fart, and in her real life is a fishing boat captain from Alaska, which means she’s used to being in charge of her own boat where she wrangles giant, slippery monsters who do not want to comply with her killing them. Chandler is not up to this task, I can already tell, and Rhylee will destroy him.
Ashton looks like a Ken doll after you pushed his rubber face in so all his features have squeezed together into a little puckered hole. This South African needs subtitles, affirmations of hotness, and a lot of time to work on his buff physique. Obviously he’s sexually attracted to Rocky 2.0, aka Rhylee, and obviously, this means the producers force him to wear what amounts to Depends in the very first episode. More on that, and Steve, later.
The last member of the deck crew is Ross Inia. Ross is normal. Too normal. Which makes me suspicious. Ross was a bosun on his previous boats, but he took this professional step down because the money is good. For now, he is supporting Chandler whole-heartedly. I predict that 3 episodes in he’ll be tattling to Captain Lee and angling for his job. I do love a coup! It’s so pirate life!
And now onto the interior. In another first, Kate will be working with male stew Josiah Carter. With his nasal British accent, fine-tuned by years of watching Downton Abbey, Josiah flounces around like the King Of England. He is not, although he did attend a butler training academy. Kate is impressed, and she also likes him enough to bunk with him, but something about Josiah – maybe the subtle ways he puts down third stew Caroline Bedol – makes me not trust him. Caroline is used to being a solo stew on smaller boats, but is looking to move up in the world of luxury yachting. So far she takes direction well and is eager to make fetch happen if you get my drift. Maybe it’s because she resembles a red-haired Gretchen Wieners, maybe it’s because she seems so excited to just be near Kate, and noticed by Kate, and to just get it all right so Kate will appreciate her… Has she not learned that Kate does not make friends, nor like them? Unless thy friend is wine.
And finally, most excitingly we have inspired, innovative chef Adrian Martin. Adrian is all of 14 and an intern from the local junior chef program but he likes doing super fun things like letting yoga inspire how he uses pineapple and putting the Disney World Electric Light parade inside a cupcake. He also looks malnourished, which Kate doesn’t think bodes well for success at feeding people, but it becomes clear that Adrian puts his everything – his own flesh and blood! – into his food and is a genius. I am so excited about this guy! After last season’s Matt Burns, and Below Deck Med’s Adam Glick quarter-life crisis of finding himself again, I am so ready for a chef who takes chances and puts out gorgeous food. Did you see that pineapple and fish salad he made for lunch?! He compares the dish to “a delicate woman” – clearly not Steve’s type. For all Adrian knows about food, his French player act is worthy of a Pete Davidson SNL skit.
As mentioned above the opening charter guest is Steve Bradley. Steve is the Peter Pan of his own imagination. A man in his sixties now dating a 32-year-old who hopes they get married before he kills himself on a jet ski, leaving her without an inheritance. Steve is fondly recalled as the foam party flop guy, and here he is again with an even more outrageous request. He wants a Cupid-themed birthday party for the woman who finally convinced him to renounce his bachelor ways, which includes filling the master suite with over 500 balloons. It is possible to fly with that many balloons and not be suspected of drug smuggling? The things you learn on reality TV… He also wants a heart-shaped birthday cake and a beach picnic.
Of course, the weather is bad which means they’re stuck at the dock. Kate grumbles, “I do all the work and the guests still aren’t happy.” Luckily for her, Steve will be too drunk to even remember going to Tahiti, so she’ll be fine!
Steve’s entire vibe is Weekend At Bernie’s, and he starts by slamming rum & diet and doesn’t stop. Ever. By dinner he’s so drunk he appears wearing a Party City ‘tuxedo t-shirt and makes Kate observe as he rubs his nipples to show how hard they’re gonna party. Actually, that was his way of commenting on the AC being down too low! Kate’s grimace – I have second-hand embarrassment. For Kate. Steve is a lost cause to decency.
Captain Lee is forced to join Steve’s dinner party wearing a heinous costume, but that’s nothing compared to Ashton dressed in a loincloth rolled into a diaper wrapped in Christmas tree tinsel to deliver a cake that looked like it had contracted bacterial mold from fruit flies. (I don’t care if this is a real thing or not – don’t educate me). Rhylee, obviously, volunteered to tuck Ashton’s nuts and makes sure that under his pants it wasn’t the plastic nub of the Ken Doll. She gives it two thumbs up. I give it more second-hand embarrassment. FOR ME. I AM CRINGING WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS TO BE ONLY EPISODE 1.
Then Josiah and Caroline have their first fight over winning Kate’s love. Caroline is eager to get Kate’s attention about something – maybe she didn’t know how to open a Diet Coke – while Kate is talking to Adrian so Josiah shushes her. Caroline makes it clear that she does not like to be shushed. Unless it’s by Kate presumably. She warns Josiah with an icy death stare that makes the AC seem positively balmy! She’s right though – Josiah was being rude!
The next morning, with no comment on the 55,000 balloons in his bedroom which will turn into toxic waste dumped in the ocean, Steve appears wearing a purple zebra-print jacket and is still drunk from the night before. Obviously, the perfect time to get on the jet skis at 70 mph without a life jacket. Because he wouldn’t want anything to cover up that stunning blazer he’s wearing, of course!
When Captain Lee gets wind of Steve’s reckless behavior he demands the fool get off the jet ski and he blames Chandler for dropping the ball. Except nobody makes Steve wear a lifejacket. He is his own man! Performing his own death-defying circus acts in a clown costume. Yay?
TELL US – WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE THE MOST ANNOYING THIS SEASON?
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