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It’s been two weeks since the last Real Housewives of Dallas episode. When we left off, D’Andra Simmons and Kary Brittingham taunted LeeAnne Locken over her convertible dress. Brandi Redmond, Kameron Westcott, and Stephanie Hollman came to LeeAnne’s defense. However, LeeAnne offended a lot of people with her “Mexican” comments about Kary.
Let’s be honest: there is no chance in hell that D’Andra bought that dress with any intention other than to mock LeeAnne. However, LeeAnne’s comments about Kary were not OK.
The Thailand fun continues tonight when the ladies go to a “ping pong show,” which is just as gross at sounds, but the women all have some funny recaps of the..ummm… experience.
They also visit a restaurant completely decorated with condoms. This prompts Kary to reveal that she has never used a condom. Oh, wow. No comment, but I’m sure a lot of viewers will have something to say about that.
The women visit animals in Thailand, which reminds LeeAnne of her childhood. Again, I’m not gonna touch that one, but I’m sure a lot of viewers will comment.
Brandi stands up for LeeAnne after D’Andra clowned her by wearing that dress. Wow, things have changed. Usually, cast trips are the setting for a Brandi vs. LeeAnne showdown. Will the peace between them last? Personally, I like it when LeeAnne and Brandi are getting along. And I am just so over the LeeAnne vs. D’Andra thing.
Watch Real Housewives Of Dallas tonight at 9 PM on Bravo. Comment throughout the episode on this post. Tweet us with your thoughts. Follow us on Instagram. Like our page on Facebook. And make sure to check our site tomorrow for our Real Housewives Of Dallas recap!
TELL US – DID D’ANDRA AND KARY PROVOKE LEEANNE? DID LEEANNE GO TOO FAR WITH HER RESPONSE? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DALLAS SEASON SO FAR?
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Everyone was shocked when Teresa Giudice kept quiet after Margaret Josephs joked about Teresa “liking them 21” and mentioning the word “jailbait.” The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the fans were waiting for Tre to pounce. Personally, I feel like it just took a while for those comments to register in her mind.
During tonight’s episode, Teresa confronts Margaret for her jokes. Will Margaret take back her remarks? Or will she double down and say what many people are thinking after those hand holding photos went public.
Meanwhile, Jackie Goldschneider continues to personify her “dog with a bone” persona by arguing with Dolores Catania. Last week, Jennifer Aydin revealed that Dolores doesn’t even consider Jackie to be one of her friends, which caught Jackie off guard. And, just like anything else that (remotely) upsets Jackie, she will continue to harp on this one as long as she possibly can.
And, of course, Joe Giudice’s deportation continues to loom over Teresa and her family. In real time, we still don’t know if Joe will get deported. So, this is going to be a long season of waiting. During tonight’s episode, Melissa Gorga theorizes that the judge will “want to make an example out of” Joe. And she may be right.
Watch Real Housewives Of New Jersey tonight at 8 PM on Bravo. Comment throughout the episode on this post. Tweet us with your thoughts. Follow us on Instagram. Like our page on Facebook. And make sure to check our site tomorrow for our Real Housewives Of New Jersey recap!
TELL US- DID MARGARET GO TOO FAR JOKING ABOUT TERESA AND YOUNG GUYS? OR WAS SHE JUST SAYING WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THINKING? WILL JACKIE AND DOLORES EVER BE FRIENDS?
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It just goes to show the old cliché is true. There might be someone out there for everyone! Exhibit A: Ashley Jacobs. The former victim girlfriend of Southern Charm alum, Thomas Ravenel, has certainly been unlucky in love. During her reality television stint we saw Ashley plucked from the polo fields of Santa Barbara and plopped in the swamp by Thomas’ guest house. Ashley made quite an impression on the cast and viewers alike, as in nobody wanted to be around her in any capacity. Ashley’s fondness for torturing Kathryn Dennis after her daily ritual of gaslighting by Thomas became exhausting.
Thomas and Ashley’s relationship was anything but conventional. It was toxic at best and Ashley seemed to embrace her role as the Villian of Charleston proper. She managed to alienate most everyone, eventually Thomas had enough of her antics as well. After a brief return to the show last season, Ashley figured out everyone hates her she needed to head back to sunny California to start over. Now Ashley is spinning the wheel of love once again, and this time she landed on someone without an AARP card.
For any single romantics out there, searching for love in all the wrong places, let this give you a bit of hope. After being recorded on camera insulting and tormenting her boyfriend’s baby mama, constantly begging her man to get married, and looking like a complete psycho on television, Ashley has found another client man. Rejoice!
Ashley took to her Instagram to wish this poor guy her new paramour a happy birthday. Probably his last happy birthday. She posted a photo of them and wrote, “Found someone close to my own age!! And our birthdays are just a day a part! Happy birthday to this cutie Thanks for making me smile!! @appelagoodtime” Is it me or does it sound like she wrote that for a 5-year-old? And yes Ashley, we get it, you dated a senior citizen before, but no one forced you to do it, dear.
Who is this man? Does he own a television? Has he heard of Google? Us Weekly has some details about Ashley’s latest sponsor romantic entanglement. His name is Mike Appel and his LinkedIn profile states he is the cofounder and chief marketing officer of the designer undergarment brand, Related Garments. Oh, he makes knickers. Cue Ashley “modeling” socks and underwear on her Insta in 5, 4, 3…
Well, maybe after dating someone like Thomas and succumbing to desperation and depression, Ashley deserves to find her happily ever after. We all know how “difficult” the sexual assault allegations against Thomas were for her. And don’t forget, we are supposed to feel bad for Ashley because her family was mad when she uprooted herself for a check man.
Is Ashley now with The One? Or did she pull a random dude off the street and surprise him by letting him know they are now dating? Either way, today we can thank Ashley for letting us know true love isn’t dead after all. RUN MIKE, RUN!
TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED ASHLEY FOUND ANOTHER MAN? DO YOU THINK THOMAS WILL BE JEALOUS?
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Right from the beginning of this Below Deck season, Tanner Sterback had the hots for Kate Chastain. She was not at-all-interested in him, but Simone Mashile was crushing on him. Hard. During Monday’s episode, Tanner followed his session of binge drinking and chain-smoking with a puke and rally and a make-out session with Simone. This led to some bunk bed sleepovers.
Spoiler alert: Tanner and Simone’s relationship did not stand the test of time, despite its gross romantic start.
In a recent interview with OK! Magazine, Tanner was asked about the date that never happened with Kate. He told her he’d bring a bottle of wine for each of them, but their hang out never actually happened. In the interview, he shared, “I would ask her on another date for sure, if I was single at the time.”
That prompted the question “Are you single right now?” Then, Tanner admitted, “No, I’m not.”
He went on to reveal, “I’m in a good relationship right now and I’m really happy about it. You know, I’m a person that’s never really looking for a relationship, and she kinda captured me a little bit in the best way possible. I’ve never been happier to be honest, so it’s really nice.” Aaaww, I wonder what she thinks about the current season of Below Deck. And how she feels about Tanner’s hookup with Below Deck Mediterranean star Aesha Scott.
Despite his history, Tanner clarified that his new lady is not a Below Deck yachtie. He said, “No, she’s not on the Bravo show.” When he was asked if she was a “normal” girl, Tanner answered, “Somewhat. Who’s normal these days?” What a romantic sentiment, Tanner.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TANNER’S RELATIONSHIP REVELATION? ARE YOU ENJOYING HIS STORYLINE WITH SIMONE THIS SEASON? IF YOU WERE KATE, WOULD YOU GIVE TANNER A CHANCE?
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Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Kandi Burruss is seeing red and her husband Todd Tucker might soon show up on a milk carton. Kandi and Todd recently celebrated the birth of their newborn daughter, Blaze. As many parents know, the first moments at home with a brand new infant is one of the most terrifying important times in the bonding process. As moms and dads navigate feeding times and diaper changes, they can also revel in the bliss of combined sleep deprivation. It truly is a joyous journey.
Sometimes though, both parents aren’t willing participants in the lack of freedom first few days of their child’s life. Work schedules, previous commitments, or not living together can interfere with the overall parental workload. Todd is special, however. In his case, the call of the club scene is apparently too strong to avoid. Now Kandi wants to have a word with her husband about his extracurricular activities. Good luck, Todd.
Like Kandi says, “don’t start none, won’t be none”. Well, it looks like Todd has started none. On the heels of welcoming their daughter, the couple also shares a 3 year old son, Ace Tucker. Instead of staying home with his wife, son, and newborn daughter, Todd is dealing with Blaze’s birth in a rather unconventional way.
According to Kandi, he is chilling at the club instead of changing diapers. Duck and cover, Todd. Kandi shared a video on her YouTube channel with her husband, who was let out of the doghouse long enough for her to drag him. OK! Magazine has the details.
Kandi said, “I already don’t sleep a lot, and I already knew that I was gonna like, be on my own with the late night shift because that’s how he was with Ace too. But once again like with Ace, this is what pissed me off … he decided he wanted to go out to the club. She ain’t even a week old yet! Two nights in a row, two nights in a row.” Todd might want to start hanging out if he wants Mommy to keep him in nice rides.
Kandi continued, “The first night you went out I already told you I was kind of hurt by that, that you was like ready to just jump out and kick it in the streets. You knew that I was going to be stuck in the house doing baby duty every hour on the hour and you wasn’t chipping in. I said that the first night, and I thought you was going to take a little notice of how I felt and try to like, take that into consideration.” If Todd didn’t see that warning coming from 100 miles away, he is sunk. Digging that grave.
Kandi had more to say. “So the next day we got up and I didn’t even bring it up because I was like, ‘Okay, I’m not going to be a complainer, I said how I felt.’ So the next day on Thanksgiving, there was a football game — he said he wasn’t even going to the game — but you know, we had tickets. I can see him not wanting them to go to waste which was fine, but then he said, ‘I’m going to come home right after the game.’ After the game, he comes calling me saying, ‘I just seen Apollo [Nida] at the game and we’re going to go out.'” Pray for Todd, no one can help him now. You know Mama Joyce has thoughts.
Todd said he just needs attention. Is he a toddler? He said, “Well, I think this is all part of the trickle down thing. When I say to you, ‘Babe I need some attention,’ you won’t get off your phone.” It’s called multitasking! Todd continued, “Every day since Blaze has been here, there are numerous family and friends that come by. The whole time Kandi is entertained by all her family and friends, so I’m just sitting in the room. There’s no fellas coming over. Basically Kandi just wants to know I’m sitting in the room. As long as I’m there, she’s good.” Get over yourself. Kandi might just want you to sit there because it’s comforting. It’s no strain on the brain.
Kandi, she does not suffer fools lightly. Todd might want to start walking on those eggshells, effective immediately. Before you know it, Kandi will have him on lockdown that is tighter than Apollo’s probation.
TELL US- ARE YOU SURPRISED TODD IS GOING OUT SO MUCH? IS KANDI RIGHT TO BE MAD? IS THEIR MARRIAGE IN TROUBLE?
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards have not always seen eye to eye since being cast members together. Although the two only shared one full season together–season 5–they built up enough mutual animosity to last a lifetime. Kim resented Lisa’s offering up unsolicited advice on her sobriety. Lisa was furious after Kim hinted that she knew scandalous information about hubby Harry Hamlin on the casts’ Amsterdam trip, resulting in Lisa’s epic wine glass breaking tirade.
After Kim left the show, she and Lisa continued to spar when she would pop up as an RHOBH guest. Kim notoriously declining Lisa’s gift of a stuffed bunny for her grandson was one of the many low points in their feud. Lisa continued to meddle in Kim’s sobriety and so on and on and on. Oh, the drama! The two finally called a truce at Kyle Richards’ Halloween bash last season. Although Kim and Lisa are probably not destined to be BFF’s, the civility has seemed to last. Now, the two have a surprising new connection that gives them an added incentive to play nice.
During the Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen BravoCon 2019 special, Kim dropped a bombshell about a special link to Lisa. It seems that the two now have kinfolk in common. Kim and Lisa were both sitting onstage with Andy Cohen and many other Bravo cast members. Andy called Kim up and she announced, “For those of you who don’t know, my daughter’s [Brooke Wiederhorn] husband [Thayer Wiederhorn] has five siblings, and his brother is dating Lisa’s daughter Amelia [Gray Hamlin].”
OK, what are the odds? Los Angeles County has 10,000,000 people and Lisa’s daughter and a kind-of-sort-of relative of Kim’s pair up? Oh, there truly is a natural order to things! The universe is telling Kim and Lisa that they are destined to cross paths. Over and over and over.
“So we realized the other night that we could be in-laws,” Kim went on to say. “And I said to Lisa the other night, this is pretty crazy; this is our karma for fighting. We may have to look at each other for the rest of our lives.”
The only thing that could be better would be in twenty years for Kim and Lisa to wind up as next door neighbors in a retirement community in Palm Springs. And be forced to play bingo together every day, with volunteer social director Brandi Glanville calling out the numbers.
As Kim feels the two now have a special connection, she made a generous gesture to Mrs. Hamlin. Kim stated, “So, Lisa, I decided since we could be family: I would like to officially invite you to our holiday family Christmas party.”
Kim’s invite is nothing to scoff at. The “family Christmas party” is none other than the swanky soirée that Kathy Hilton throws every year. Who wouldn’t like to be invited to that? I am not even sure sometimes on the outs Kyle has snagged an invite every holiday season!
Kim and Lisa hugged it out on stage after the invite. It is not clear if Lisa will actually show up to the party, but if there is an opportunity to take a few selfies for Instagram, the odds are favorable she will at least make an appearance.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK KIM AND LISA ARE NOW IN A GOOD PLACE? WHO DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN MOST AT FAULT IN THEIR LONG FEUD?
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Ok, I’m just going to say it – the return of Kenya Moore to Real Housewives of Atlanta has been a little slow given Kenya’s history of stirring the pot in the name of good TV. I’ve been watching Kenya since the beginning of her run on RHOA and it honestly felt like the show was lacking without her presence. But since her return, I was wondering where my “gone with the wind fabulous” housewife was hiding.
Instead of taking on her castmates, Kenya has been busy fussing over daughter Brooklyn Daly and crying about her doomed marriage. But just when I was starting to think Kenya hung up her proverbial reunion megaphone, she came back with a vengeance when she decided to come for Eva Marcille during Sunday night’s episode.
In case you missed it, Kenya took issue with Eva telling the girls she didn’t want to bring her kids to the party Kenya threw for baby Brooklyn. Eva claimed she didn’t like Kenya’s “energy” (or something like that). Eva was nice enough to bring a doll as a present for Brooklyn, which Kenya decided would be perfect to re-gift to Porsha Williams’ daughter PJ at Cynthia Bailey’s “BaileyQue“.
Did you get all that? As if re-gifting wasn’t bad enough, Kenya decided to do it in front of Cynthia’s guests. She even included a card saying the doll would work better with baby PJ’s energy. As if a baby has some kind of personal energy outside of eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Porsha brought it all to Eva, who remained oblivious until that moment.
It all went downhill from there. Kenya came at Eva, who tried to be calm but was adamant that’s not what she said. Eva ended up very slowly storming out. Kenya took to Twitter to vent her frustrations. “First I have bad energy, I’m nappy headed, now Late mother comments all from someone I’ve done NOTHING to. The personal dogs and attacks are so uncalled for. Just remember I didn’t send for her”.
Kenya continued to sound off, tweeting “But, I guess I was a 2x baby momma she wouldn’t have anything to say. Proud I have a #miraclebaby while married” in response to a fan taking issue with Eva’s comment about Kenya having a baby “late in life.”
Kenya is very clearly having none of Eva’s digs about her age or her baby. Truth be told, I can’t really blame her. She worked hard for that baby. It shouldn’t matter how long it took her in life to become a mom. I don’t agree with the shadiness of re-gifting a doll. I don’t agree with re-gifting, period, let alone something as personal as a baby item. However, it looks like Eva took a page out of Kenya’s book by fighting dirty to keep that peach.
TELL US – WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? KENYA OR EVA?
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If you crammed any more drama, hijinks, meltdowns, and hysterias (and medical issues!) into this episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County I think it would explode a la Kelly Dodd after 2 cocktails and exposure to a snarky meme. Things would just come flying out, every which way, and the only thing that would be left standing amid the rubble would be Tamra Judge and the two giant inflatable jugs she has strapped to her chest as a bullet-proof vest/getaway life raft.
I literally can’t even begin to dissect all the switching animosities and loyalties, but all I have to say is Tamra is masterful at manipulating these women in a tizzy of stupidity. And Kyle Richards thinks Lisa Vanderpump plays chess…
The episode opens with Tamra and Shannon Beador fighting with Kelly at the pool. More specifically, Kelly is shrieking at Tamra, and Tamra is shrieking lies in response, in between bouts of storming away. As a mother of 7 (plus Dr. Deb) Brauwnyn Windham-Burke is used to breaking up squabbles between children. So, she finds herself in the middle and instructs Kelly to give Tamra a chance to at least explain herself.
As Shannon watches on, speechless, Tamra boldface lies AGAIN and fake cries that she was defending Kelly every single time she spread a rumor or perpetuated gossip. Then Tamra blames Shannon and Vicki Gunvalson for twisting her words and repeating stories with malicious intent. Kelly apologizes for involving Jim Bellino, gives Tamra a hug, and admits she was wrong to unload on her.
However, privately, Kelly still isn’t sure what to think. Does she trust Tamra? Not entirely. Does she want to have at least five minutes of fun on this vacation? Yes. Sadly, the peace, love, and Bellinis over Bellinos party is interrupted by Vicki, hungover and rasping about when they’re going to Key West.
Shannon is stunned, and instead of defending herself she just gapes from a distance at Tamra lying to Kelly. Then, she complains to Vicki that she’ll never trust Kelly again. A likely story… So Kelly and Tamra went from wanting to wrestle in the pool Krystle and Alexis from Dynasty-style, to copacetic pals in one minute? Tamra is just glad she’s off hook for lying, once again. Kelly just seems tired of everyone getting in her face. The only thing Kelly wants in her mouth is a mojito and a man!
Then it’s off to Key West with the Tres Amigas miraculously put back together again and all wearing matching scarves and sunglasses for the convertible ride, a la Thelma and Louise. Meanwhile, in the other car, Emily Simpson winds up driving a crate full of feral cats and has to pull over so Kelly can puke over the side of an Aston Martin on a busy highway. Somehow, they arrive in one piece. But in the other car, damage was done! Vicki has been in communication with the woman who Kelly allegedly got in a bar fight with and that woman DM’d Vicki pictures of her injured hand.
Because Vicki loves being included in anything – even, probably, all you can eat buffets at Golden Corral – she is all too glad to chat with this woman, prodded by Tamra and Shannon. Vicki is also all too stupid if she thinks she can trust Tamra not to repeat this information because literally as soon as Vicki (and Kelly’s) backs are turned Tamra reports to Emily and Gina Kirschenheiter about what Vicki is doing. Tamra makes no mention of her own role, which is instigating. And once again, here is Tamra stirring up trouble!
The plan for Key West is to meet at a drag show. The Tres Amigas are quarantined with their Depends and their defibrillators in their own villa. All of the women who don’t have an AARP discount card are in another villa. Does AARP provide deals on tequila shots? Emily and Gina are now BFF again and decide to room together. While getting ready, they discuss Vicki communicating with Kelly’s alleged assault victim. They decide it is so not right and they’re gonna confront Vicki and also let Kelly know what’s been going on.
Actually, it’s Gina doing all this. Emily seems way more concerned about righting her wonky eyelash. What is Gina’s orange skin in this game? She and Kelly aren’t friends and the night before Kelly was raging on her bad dye job. Gina wants camera time, plain and simple.
Especially since Kelly is still taking the stance that she can be cool and cordial to Vicki, while keeping her at arm’s length and not having drama. Well Kelly’s maturity was short-lived.
The Tres Amigas spent too much time putting on their nylons and girdles to ride over with the rest of the group. Instead, they have to meet them at the drag show. Vicki doesn’t get “the drags” and all their she-he/he-shes or whatever you call these non-gendered sequined covered beings. She seriously had no idea.
But everyone is getting along miraculously and having fun until they hit the bar afterwards. That’s when Gina decides now is the time to confront Vicki. Vicki, predictably, has no remorse. And worse she doesn’t even think she did anything wrong by ‘responding to a DM’ from a fellow Vicktim of Kelly.
Even when Tamra piles on, Vicki is adamant that she’s not trying to hurt Kelly. Emily gets so mad at Vicki’s refusal to admit she’s in the wrong that she threatens to tell Kelly. Unfortunately, Shannon beats her to the punch line and predictably Kelly loses it. She accuses Vicki of being a con woman and liar, and brings up how Vicki is being sued over an insurance claim by some elderly woman, and Vicki retaliates by calling Kelly a slut. Cause age is but a number, and maturity is but a theory!
Fearing a worse rebuttal from Kelly after trying to provoke Kelly into slapping her arm (literally), Vicki flees with Tamra and Shannon. On a street corner, she shrieks about how she did not con anyone. If you shriek like that Brooks descends down from Hallmark Mountain, his face with his shiny white plastic teeth an apparition in the palm trees, brandishing Forrest Gump sentiments about angels in the outfield who come if you build them bras with wings. Satan is confusing!
May I just say Tamra was loving all this, because once again she got off scot-free! Also this all seemed so contrived. As if someone was plotting to have Vicki get in the mix. As if the producers were the ones prodding Gina.
And, of course, the day after such an explosive fight they all have to spend the day on a floating tiki island, drinking. Vicki wonders if she should apologize (again) to Kelly. Tamra thinks the best thing to do is just leave it alone and see what happens. That is because Tamra is afraid that once again the women will realize that all roads to betrayal lead back to CUT A Bitch Fitness.
To ensure things go her way Tamra decides to ride on a raft with Kelly and Braunwyn, leaving Shannon and Vicki with Gina and Emily. Vicki talks about being engaged, while Kelly and Tamra talk about Vicki. When the two groups meet up to get in the water – Vicki pees, of course! (does she travel with puppy pads to sit on at this point?) and Braunwyn hops in only to be stung by some sponge that gives chemical burns. Basically, the marine equivalent of a friendship with Tamra. Who benevolently offers to pee on her make-out partner in distress.
Still, all is going well until Tamra whispers to Vicki that she told Kelly Vicki wants to apologize. Kelly knows they’re talking about her and loses it. She screams that Michael Dodd just texted that he has a lot of dirt on Vicki and predicts her engagement will last the average lifecycle of a tequila worm. Vicki screams back that Kelly is a terrible person for not celebrating her happiness, so then Kelly calls her a “pig.”
Emily, stoic, normal, adorable Emily, just puts her head in her hands and groans. Like she said, Vicki’s personality is bad enough so no need to go lower by insulting her looks. All this happened on a floating tiki hut I might add, and by the time they made it back to the dock Vicki was wailing about ambulances needing to take Kelly away. Little did Vicki know she was predicting her own destiny!
Back at hotel, all the women realize Vicki and Kelly cannot be in the same room together. Not even for a civilized dinner. Gina decides she will babysit the Tres Amigas. While Kelly, Emily and Braunwyn go have a nice mature, dinner where they load up cheese fries and unload about their feelings, the Tres Amigas do what they do. It starts with tequila and ends with medical attention and bare boobs.
Kelly cries that, once again, she took the bait and embarrassed herself by issuing a low-blow to Vicki. Emily and Braunwyn are supportive and thoughtful. Later they all go back to their room for PJs and a movie. How… geriatric!
Meanwhile, over a dinner consisting of six bites of food and 16 cocktails, Tamra maliciously encourages Gina to give Matt Kirschenheiter another chance, forcing Shannon to talk about THE AFFAIR while she’s sitting in Ground Zero for the emotional abuse and manipulation that held her hostage to Dr. Moon and enemas for years. Aka where David started gettin’ the nookie from another USC lady.
Gina is convinced that if she takes Matt back he’ll never cheat again. Shannon argues that even if he doesn’t physically cheat, David scarred her more by emotionally checking out and Gina will never truly be able to trust Matt’s intentions again. This is all good advice. Then, Vicki chimes in that people check out of an unhappy home and mentions how she had an emotional affair with Brooks because she was so tired of Donn being a nice and decent husband. You know, it’s rational! Shannon is appalled that anyone dare suggest David was unhappy with a balanced diet of quinoa and pulverized crystals.
Then, Tamra pipes up that she knew her marriage was over when they started fighting in front of the kids, which prompts Shannon to get emotional over how she scarred her children over the drama with David and now Sophie is writing a sequel to Mommie Dearest starring Shannon beating David with a spare rib and demanding to know how BONES got in her compost bin, destroying her organic compounds with their toxins. I will read that and re-read that til my dying day.
Anyway, after that Gina realizes she shouldn’t get back together with Matt. So something good came of the Tres Dysfunctionigas for once. Then it’s time to hit the bars and Whoop It Up! Whoop it up until somebody’s old lady boobs come out and another one slips because she doesn’t have her ergonomic sandals on and was running near the pool, twists her ankle and requires an ambulance, of course. Does 911 have the Tres Amigas numbers on speed-dial because one of them is always requiring some sort of medical attention!
Ahhh.. when Whoop it up turns to Whoops it’s down, you know things just got real.
TELL US – WAS VICKI TRYING TO HURT KELLY BY CONTACTING BROKEN HAND GIRL? DID KELLY OVERREACT? IS TAMRA TO BLAME FOR ALL OF IT?
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