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At this point, Keeping Up With the Kardashians might as well be called Keeping Up With the Pregnancies. Kim Kardashian has confirmed that she and husband Kanye West are expecting their third child via surrogate. There have been rumors swirling for months that the youngest sister Kylie Jenner is carrying rapper Travis Scott’s baby.
Kylie’s “alleged” pregnancy has not been confirmed- even though she’s clearly been in hiding with the baggy shirts, conveniently cropped photos, and decreased paparazzi sightings. Khloe Kardashian finally “revealed” that she is indeed pregnant with her first child. She didn’t announce the news on the show or in the family Christmas card- like a lot of people expected- but she did it in a pretty low key way with a black and white photo on Instagram. Well, she was as low key as she could be for a reality TV star with 70.5 million followers on Instagram.
As bits and pieces of the Kardashian/Jenner Christmas card have been revealed on social media, everyone was expecting to see Kylie and Khloe with some baby bumps. So far Kylie has not made an appearance, but Khloe has (a bunch of times) and she hasn’t looked pregnant- which is probably why she put up her own post with photographic evidence to announce that she and boyfriend Tristan Thompson are expecting a baby.
Khloe shared: “My greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!”
She also showed some love for her man: “Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!! You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love!”
Khloe even addressed the “long” wait to share the news: “Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us. Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it’s the best bundle of feelings I’ve ever felt in my life!”
Now that Khloe and Kim have announced their new editions, it’s Kylie’s turn to “Keep Up” with an even better a pregnancy announcement of her own. Will she share it in the Christmas card? Or “surprise” us all with something else?
RELATED: Khloe Kardashian Pregnant
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WAY KHLOE REVEALED THE PREGNANCY NEWS?
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Some of the Real Housewives of New Jersey ladies may view Kim D as a cockroach (pronounced cock-A-roach), but she does certainly bring it with her cameo appearances. There’s no better way to get the RHONJ fandom on your side than to go against Kim D- and if it’s at a Posche fashion show, it is always iconic. We saw glimpses of the table-flipping Teresa Giudice from Season 1 of the show when she crashed the Posche Fashion show to confront Kim D about those cheating rumors.
Teresa spelling out “Posche” with a letter by letter insult aimed at Kim D was nothing short of legendary. Pushing that chair was just the cherry on top. Unfortunately for Teresa, she ultimately just gave Kim what she wanted: publicity for her store and increased attention on social media. Fortunately for the viewers, we will always have this scene to treasure. Margaret Josephs opens up about her first shake down and what the viewers did not get to see.
Margaret discussed the confrontation in an episode of The Reality Rundown podcast. She recapped, “Kim D has said character assassinating things about Teresa. This isn’t like calling someone Soggy Flicker or calling someone a bitch. This isn’t like doing something like that. This is actually where you can hurt people’s families. She’s accusing Teresa of cheating on her husband. Teresa has young girls. This can hurt someone’s entire family. She’s done things to Melissa [Gorga] that are upsetting.” Margaret left out the part about Kim “doing things to Melissa” as one of Teresa’s soldiers, but she wasn’t on the show during that era of feuding, so I’ll let it slide.
Margaret continued, “Of course I was going to support Teresa. I didn’t want her to have to go there alone. Melissa, Danielle [Staub], and I were like ‘Of course we’re going with you.’ Like I said, I’ve never been to a shake down before.” This was quite the shake down for a first-timer to experience. This was a varsity level insult exchange: almost every remark was below the belt and there was flying furniture.
There are some people who took issue with Teresa and her squad crashing a philanthropy event. The Powerhouse in Pigtails clarified, “We were at a charity, but we were upstairs in the dressing room.” That’s good to know. Thankfully they weren’t screaming and chucking chairs in front of families that were mourning their loved ones.
The Marge shared, “Teresa just wanted to confront her because Kim D was saying all of these horrible things. It’s like ‘You guys are soldiers,’ but what you couldn’t see is that there were four of us, but there were like sixty women up there.”
Margaret recapped, “Kim was saying horrible things to Teresa and calling her a criminal. I know Teresa was upset.” Upset? Upset is an understatement. She broke her year-long streak of zen and namaste.
Margaret revealed, “What you couldn’t see was that these young girls were also screaming at Teresa.” Really? I would be scared shitless to come for Teresa in that setting- or any setting for that matter. Margaret added, “One girl even told me ‘Shut up, you old lady.'” Why didn’t any of this make it into the episode?
She said, “Teresa was amazing. The way she was being spoken to, I don’t know how she did it because it was very disturbing.” Margaret even admitted, “I was shaken up by it, I’m not going to deny it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen women behave this way: so degrading and talking negatively.”
And of course she threw Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania under the bus for being on the other side of the shake down: “I was also upset that Siggy and Dolores didn’t leave with us when they witnessed all that.”
Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. “Still in Milan, Margaret tries to mend her friendship with Siggy with a shocking result. Later, Margaret and Danielle go to a shoe factory to develop Margaret’s shoe line. Meanwhile, with Siggy still unwilling to forgive Margaret, Teresa tries to talk some sense into her and Dolores and Melissa have a heart to heart. Later, back in Jersey, Joe checks in with the Guidice kids.”
Join us in the comments at 9/8 C!
TELL US- WAS IT OK FOR TERESA TO CONFRONT KIM D AT A CHARITY EVENT? DO YOU ENJOY KIM D’S APPEARANCES ON RHONJ?
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The Season 8 premiere episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was loaded with subtle shade directed toward the one and only Erika Jayne, courtesy of Lisa Vanderpump, and her self-proclaimed “British humor.” On the bright side, Erika Girardi was spared from the insults.
Lisa didn’t say anything particularly scandalous, but there were enough subtle digs and “jokes,” Andy Cohen couldn’t help bringing it up (multiple times) when Erika was one of the guests on Watch What Happens Live. Erika did her best to skate around the questions with short, vague answers accompanied by facial expressions that conveyed her true opinions, but she eventually broke and acknowledged Andy’s constant questions about LVP.
Andy asked Erika if she was surprised to see comments about her when she watched the first episode. Erika emoted zero feelings when she said, “No, I’m not surprised at all.” Don’t forget: She may be cold, but that’s not ice. It’s diamonds.
Andy continued to push and asked Erika if she was bothered by anything she saw. Erika just said “No.” He pushed her again to answer the same question and Erika added, “I’m un-bothered because I’m being authentic. It’s how I really feel.” Could Andy be foreshadowing some drama between Lisa and Erika this season?
Andy took a break from the LVP-focused line of questioning when he brought up Lisa Rinna’s husband Harry Hamlin confronting Kyle Richards about her sister Kim Richards’ presence in the group when they ran into each other hiking. I had no idea that hiking could produce so much drama, but I’ll add that to the lengthy list of reasons why I refuse to partake.
Erika shared, “Oh, I knew that story. What do I think about it? I don’t wait to give it away because of the next episode, but you’ll see. I’m friends with everyone there, so I think it got handled perfectly.”
What was Erika’s impression of the new girl Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave? Erika stumbled for a second with an elongated”Ummmmm.” Then she said, “You know, she’s cool”- with the lowest level of enthusiasm possible. This was also right after they played a clip with Teddi describing Erika as a “cool girl” in a negative way – so it’s safe to say that Erika was shading the newbie.
A caller wanted to know about the last time Erika saw RHOBH alum Yolanda Hadid. Erika shared, “I have not seen Yolanda. She’s super busy, but I was texting with her yesterday.”
Andy asked Erika if she feels like it’s a good season for her and it felt like a pretty leading question if you ask me. Then again, I felt like he was leading her this whole episode with the shade-inducing questions. Erika said, “I think I’m OK. I didn’t walk out needing therapy or anything. I enjoy being on Housewives. There’s a lot of great things about it.”
Andy tried – yet again – to get Erika to shade Lisa Vanderpump when he asked, “Were you surprised that LVP didn’t know what ‘Pat the puss’ was?” As expected, Erika had the briefest answer possible: “No.”
He put in one last effort though. He asked, “Do you think she was joking or digging?” Erika could not control her facial expressions, but she did answer: “I don’t care to comment.” And a second later she declared, “She knows exactly what she’s doing.” Yes, she does. She is one of two remaining OG cast members, after all.
RELATED: Erika Girardi’s Advice To New Housewives: “Shut The F*ck Up About Things You Weren’t There For”
TELL US – WAS LISA SHADING ERIKA DURING THE FIRST EPISODE? WHAT IS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF TEDDI? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HARRY CONFRONTING KYLE ABOUT KIM DURING THE HIKE?
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Grown-ish is taking viewers to another world: college. The black-ish spinoff starring Yara Shahidi debuts on Freeform on Wednesday, Jan. 3 with back-to-back episodes starting at 8 p.m. and E! News...Even though Kim Richards wasn’t a “Housewife” for the last two seasons of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, all roads led to Kim. She was the constant topic of conversation whether she was a full-time cast member or not. Season 8 marks the first time that Kim will be making zero appearances on RHOBH.
She went out on top though: Kim reached a peak level of pettiness when she handed Lisa Rinna that cellophane-wrapped bunny rabbit stuffed animal during the Season 7 reunion. Sure, it wasn’t a positive moment, but it will never be forgotten. Now I just want to know what the ladies will talk about in her absence.
In a red carpet interview with E! News some RHOBH cast members discussed the first year without Kim’s presence. Her sister Kyle Richards admitted, “You know, it’s a little strange not to do the show with my sister, but I respect that she needed to step away.”
Kyle explained, “She is enjoying her grandson. I think it’s best for her actually this time. It’s fine. It was hard because we started the show together and even though we would fight sometimes, we also had fun and laughed together. It was very weird in the beginning, but then I see her with her grandson and I’m like ‘Oh. OK, I get it.’ She spends a lot of time with him.” Kim is probably a lot happier these days hanging with her grandson, taking care of her horses, and avoiding Lisa Rinna.
Kim’s fellow OG cast member Camille Grammer said, “It’s sad. I miss Kim. I miss Kim not being around because she’s been around since day one. I like Kim and I only wish her the best. I did miss her this year.”
Lisa Vanderpump echoed the sentiments of many RHOBH viewers when she said, “In an ideal world, I would have loved for the original cast to stay together.” Same, Lisa. SAME. SAME. SAME.
She continued, “People change and things change in people’s lives. Maybe that’s not the ideal situation, but there is some kind of poignancy really about missing them and it’s nice to have Camille back. Maybe it wasn’t right for Kim to even make guest appearances. Maybe she just didn’t feel that it’s what she wanted to do.”
Clearly this was Kim’s decision and not anyone else’s. Kim’s presence guarantees a story line, so there’s no way she wasn’t welcomed back. It’s definitely in her best interest to step away from the drama and the Rinna-spread rumors.
Erika Girardi, who became a full-time cast member during the first season that Kim started making guest appearance, shared, “I root for Kim and I’m happy that she’s doing well. Kim was one of the original Housewives and I’m sure she will be missed.”
RELATED: Horse Rescue Has Kept Kim Richards Sober And She’s Happier Than Ever
TELL US – WILL YOU MISS WATCHING KIM ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS THIS SEASON? WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE KIM MOMENT ON THE SHOW?
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Who's ready for Erika Jayne to meet SNL's resident kitty ambassador? Ever since Cecily Strong parodied the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fave during the Larry David-hosted Nov....The close relationship between Kim Zolciak and her oldest daughter Brielle Biermann has been highly scrutinized for years. From their lookalike cosmetic procedures (hers and hers lip fillers), to their controversial social media posts, the duo has been pretty polarizing among the Bravo fandom.
The latest? Kim posted a video on Snapchat encouraging Brielle to show her boob (which she did). Brielle tweeted that Kim was pregnant with her seventh child. Kim asked Chrissy Teigen who Brielle “has to blow” to get John Legend tickets. They also got into a roach-induced war with NeNe Leakes. And those were just the recent controversies- as in the headlines from the past few months alone.
Brielle went to bat for her mother and defended their relationship in an interview with TooFab. She revealed, “My mom posted a video of me on her Snapchat that really irritated me, so I was sitting downstairs with two of my best friends, and I was like, you know what, I’m gonna tweet that she’s expecting.” Based on the date of the tweet, the video in question is that instantly-infamous boob flashing video.
Brielle admitted, “I didn’t think it would take off as quick as it did, but within 10 minutes, it was everywhere. I was dying laughing. She wasn’t even mad, she was just like, ‘What the f-ck is wrong with you?'”
And then there’s that John Legend controversy. The only thing Brielle has to say to their haters is “F-ck off.” She later explained, “It’s my life, and I don’t know why people are so concerned with it.” Probably because she has grown up on reality TV.
Brielle said, “People see my relationship with my mom as too friendly, but I don’t think you could ever be too friendly with your parents.”
She continued, “I think some parents aren’t close enough with their kids, and communication is key in my family. My whole life, I’ve told her everything that goes on, even stupid things or things she may not be comfortable with hearing. She is truly my best friend, and I hope that it stays that way.”
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BRIELLE & KIM’S CLOSE RELATIONSHIP?
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When Brandi Glanville left Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she had more enemies than friends. That’s why it’s not surprising that she has been very vocal about her close relationships with her former costars Kim Richards and Yolanda Hadid for the past few years.
Brandi and Kim are still in touch, but Brandi and Yolanda? Not so much. Brandi is not pleased with the opinions that Yolanda expressed in her book.
During an episode of her Unfiltered With Brandi Glanville podcast, Brandi shared, “The truth of the matter is that I do speak to Kim quite often. In fact, she blew up my phone last night while I was trying to sleep.”
Then she revealed, “Unfortunately with Yolanda I’m actually really sad about this because I was such a good friend to her. I read her book and I felt like she was just lumped me in with the other women. I had been at her house over a dozen times – no cameras. I was always calling, checking in, and going over.”
Brandi explained, “When she and David [Foster] were getting a divorce, I was there. I was on the phone, I was at her place, and she was like ‘I’m not really friends with any of them.’” Ouch. That has to sting.
That wasn’t the only thing that bothered Brandi though. She said, “I give and I give and I give and I reach out, but it ultimately takes two to have a friendship.”
Then she went back to her grievances with the book: “I love her to death. I don’t appreciate her book because I put it on all my social media before I read it.” I’m sure she will skim through read a book before she posts about it the next time one of her “friends” becomes an author.
It looks like this friendship is done since Brandi said, “I am an amazing friend, was an amazing friend, so I’m just really bummed that her recollection is so unclear.”
She continued, “I will say that I went to her house without cameras at least twenty times. You want to know how many time she’s been to my house without cameras: zero. It sucks. Reciprocation in friendship is key. You have to give up at some point. I am not going to kiss your f-cking ass forever.”
TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT BRANDI & YOLANDA ARE NOT CLOSE FRIENDS ANYMORE?
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YAY! The best holiday gift ever is Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills being back. Lisa Vanderpump bring your diamonds… oh, and also the ace from your Birkin, because we have much to discuss.
One thing I love about this show is that I can always expect Kyle Richards to be not only badly and unfortunately dressed (what is she thinking with all these muumuu-sized sleeves – just wear a kaftan already!), but also grasping for acceptance. Only Kyle would get excited about swinging a Birkin around years after everyone has gotten over them. And yes, it’s a lovely color, and it’s still obviously an extremely expensive bag, but girl, just like we have MOVED ON from Kim Richards drama, we have moved on from Birkin worship. Except Kyle has done neither. We do not need an opening episode that drags Rambles up from the dregs, but apparently Kyle thinks we do.
Actually, my favorite part of the whole episode was Kyle’s chance meeting with Harry Hamlin in the dark canyons surrounding Bel Air, where they both happened to be ‘hiking’ at the same time. Intriguing…coincidence! There near a Joshua Tree (do they even have those in LA) Harry cornered Kyle to hiss at her that Ramble’s Blue Bunnies need to stay out of Lisa Rinna’s Beverly Hills lane.
Kyle was so spooked and unnerved that she never told a soul… until the RHOBH cameras were rolling again! But that too was just a coincidence – she’s had months of intensive therapy for PTSD before she became brave enough to tell her story about Harry Hamlin nightmares haunting her caviar dreams, because you guys: Kyle just wants eeerrrrrrrrybody to get along and for there to be peace on earth and goodwill to flapping lips and former Hollywood hunks.
But let’s back up, I do always get ahead of myself, don’t I? Reacapping a premier episode – there’s just so much excitement to cover. Like all the new looks! Like Erika Jayne‘s opening Disney villain/Maleficent costume. Mirror, Mirror on the wall – who’s the bitchiest of them all?
I love LVP’s tagline. Aces. I also love that her designer heel accidentally knocked a glass of champagne into Kyle’s new Birkin on the private plane, and Kyle’s society wife facade dropped into ‘Big Kathy latenight at the Beverly Hills Hotel’ faster than you could say “I’m sorry” and Kyle stated calling LVP a “bitch” and an “ass” for ruining her precious purse. All LVP did was laugh as Kyle’s electric toothbrush (WTF) was dumped onto the immaculate carpet of this plane, and Dorit Kemsley gingerly picked it up like “girl… wha?”
This season, the ladies are coming with their A-Game that’s for sure. Erika Jayne has blown into a full-blown enterprise and permanently ditched Erika Girardi, attorney’s wife. No more Ms. Polite Lips! She wants everything and she wants all of it now. Preferably in her mouth. Her DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) are open for business whether it be a book, DWTS, any number of embarrassing music videos, or shredding a Housewife with her teeth (without smudging her lipstick). Erika knows she’s made it because SNL parodied her. Tom is supportive, albeit absent, for all of it. Funny – I thought DSL were Lipa’s thing? Is there gonna be a incident over who owns the right to enormous mouths?
Erika other interview look is some sort of double pony-tailed anime Lolita, and um, well it’s not my favorite! It’s not Dorit‘s full Dynasty drag with the giant tousled side-swept bob (SO KILLER) paired with the metallic turtleneck. I couldn’t find a shot of that, sadly.
Dorit has spent the summer in Miami while her home was being renovated. She is amazed by how much her children flourished when she actually spent time with them. Like Jagger, he’s speaking now. Imagine! Parenting – who wouldda thought?! This has inspired Dorit to become friends with other young LA moms.. Like Teddi Mellencamp, whom she knows through a mutual friend. I’m not trying to be mean, but only in LA Housewives does a mid-40’s woman with two toddlers constitute a ‘young mom’.
Dorit, though, anxious to prove she is young and hip for the Mommy & Me Dope Beats-A-Saurus class (conducted in Teddi’s backyard by two guys and a Magic Mike animal puppet), rocks her best Da Brat hair featuring double-braids. It’s not a win for me, but luckily Dorit has a lot of hair ground, and I love that it’s always changing Real Housewives Of Atlanta-style.
Dorit and Teddi hit it off immediately, so naturally she must introduce Teddi to her other friend who is practically a grandmother – LVP. I say this with no shade as LVP is actually begging Pandora to reproduce RIGHT NOW and until then she will adopt all the animals in sight. She’s moved on to horses, and not just minis anymore – full-sized horses, which LVP is riding daily, and traveling with?! Like internationally? We’ve seen her try to get a mini pony on a plane, but an actual horse?
This is actually what Teddi and LVP have in common: Teddi is a former professional equestrian. Now she’s a fitness expert. John Mellencamp is also her dad, but despite growing up in Hilton Head, SC, where none of the homes cost less then $1m, Teddi swears she’s completely down to earth and knows the value of a dollar. And clearly the value of a calorie – did you see her legs? Girl is RIPPED. Teddi has two kids, Cruz, 3, and Slate, 5, and met her husband Edwin as a one-night-stand. She actually thought his name was “Edward” until he became a two-night stand, so now here they are – all names accounted for!
Kyle has also had a busy summer doing her sitcom and taking a break from RHOBH drama, but now she’s ready to jump back in with both Louboutins and a Birkin battering ram. Since Erika, Dorit, and Lipsa all share a birthday week, Kyle decides the perfect way to bring the group back together is with a girls trip to Vegas. When she broaches the subject to LVP, she’s mildly amused by the concept, but agrees to come. Kyle swears she just wants everyone to get along. No one will get in a fight on their birthday in Vegas. No, never that!
While Teddi is trying her dearest to raise down to earth children; Lipsa believes she’s succeeded. Oh Lipsa… may your delusions never leave you. I know I shouldn’t wish the crazies to continue being crazy, but with her I cannot resist. Lipsa’s daughters are now both models signed by IMG, which is her their dream, and she gleefully announces that she is their momager. Big Kathy‘s Big Pun style! Watch it, Kris Jenner because Lipsa is all about that hustle for them, which has given her a reprieve from hustling for herself. So how long before Delilah is doing a Depends commercial too?
Because the girls travel constantly and are always in high-flung locales being told they’re beautiful, Lipsa’s goal is to keep them humble, which is why she has an IV vitamin team she heard about from Yolanda Hadid’s bathrobe come over for mother-daughter infusions. Delilah even gets her “pimp” injected with cortisone, afterwards they’re getting their nails done and then it’s on to another job in NYC. Oh yes, I see ‘down to earth’ written all over their futures. Down to earth like Paris Hilton circa 2005.
Lipsa is pimpmomager-ing, but Dorit is just momming. She’s finally back in her Beverly Hills home and loving the renovations – although truth be told it looks pretty much exactly the same and just as basic. She’s thrilled though and PK is thrilled to be back on camera looking just as much like a poached pear as ever.
Dorit is not thrilled that once again she’ll have to face the demon that is Lipsa. And sooner rather than later because of Kyle’s reunification/Birthday trip to Vegas. Dorit still – rightfully – isn’t over Lisa’s suggestion that people were doing coke in her bathroom at a dinner party. There still hasn’t been an apology, but a private jet is a private jet, and a suite is a suite, and the reality show must go on!
Before the trip, Dorit meets Teddi for a drink and invites LVP. They hit it off like a house on fire, as LVP usually does with the new gals she assesses as ‘useful’ – or at least not ‘useless.’ Dorit is still confused about what’s going on with Erika after panty gate (boy does it burn me up to have to still be writing about this!), and LVP reveals that although she’s reached out to Erika many times, she never receives anything back – not even a text. Erika is too busy being cold as diamonds and just as precious with her DSL time!
Dorit is hoping the Vegas trip will lay any lingering drama to rest. Teddi looks shell-shocked by all the gossip and shady women as she accepts Dorit’s invitation into their lair and agrees to come to Vegas. It turns out Teddi’s birthday is right around the same time. Which means all these ladies are cancers… that’s so ironic. All this cancerous toxicity and gossip invading their lives. So, is LVP gonna bring her horse on that girl’s trip too?
At the Vegas airport, Kyle also pulls Camille Grammer into the fold, and Camille is just as lovely and aloof as ever. To assuage Dorit’s worries about an awkward private jet ride with Lipsa, Kyle reveals that Lisa may be stuck traveling with her daughters and skip the trip, but then right on cue she calls to let everyone know she’ll meet them in Vegas. Did anyone notice the thrill in the air at the promise of drama’s arrival?! (Sarcasm).
Speaking of issues, on the jet, Kyle and Lisa are clicking their heels together during takeoff (this somehow makes turbulence less stressful) and wishing a house would drop on someone’s head, when LVP knocks wine into Kyle’s Birkin. Kyle throws a full-fledged hissy and cries into her bag. Is that a omen for how this trip is gonna go? The plan for Vegas is drinks, clubs, and tipsy shopping. Erika loves tipsy shopping, but Teddi doesn’t like shopping period. A hush descends the group as everyone wonders why this strange interloping alien is in their midst and wonders if it’s rude to point out to her that she’s the wrong species.
Despite there being FOUR birthday girls on the trip, Kyle claims the presidential suite for herself, Camille, and LVP and shoves everyone else in the pedestrian regular suites. Kyle confides to her suite-mates that she’s actually a little anxious about seeing Lipsa, because as part of her therapeutic process for working past that dastardly Harry Hamlin meeting she must confront Lipsa about him. Maybe she can bring the blue bunny to ward off evil? Like as a talisman?
Then there is a knock at the door… it’s Lisa Riiiiiinnnnaaa, of course!
TELL US – ARE YOU GLAD RHOBH IS BACK? FIRST THOUGHTS ON TEDDI?
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