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Dorit Kemsley reveals in her newest blog that she doesn’t have high hopes for moving past the drama with co-star Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star reflects on PK’s birthday party and her attempts to smooth things over with Teddi.
Dorit shared, “Because PK is like my very own James Bond, I went with a 007 theme for the party. In keeping with the theme, I decided that it couldn’t get more Casino Royale than flying a helicopter to a speed boat then onto a yacht.” Adding, “Seeing him break down in tears of happiness when we entered just made everything so worthwhile.”
She blogged about her rock star moment, “I can’t tell you how relieved I am that my duet with Boy George is behind me. When he suggested the idea, I almost let my nerves get the best of me, thinking, “There’s no way in hell I can pull this off!” After second thought, I knew PK would be over the moon to watch his two best friends sing ‘Fever’ for him.” Dorit is thankful for Erika Jayne‘s support, “Honestly, I couldn’t have done it without Erika’s continuous support every step of the way as I prepared for the performance. Bringing in Mikey, her creative director, to give me pointers as well as her constantly reminding me that I can do this was everything I needed to muster up the courage to confidently put on a show for my hubby. For that, I’m so grateful to Erika.”
On attempting to put aside the issues with Teddi, she says that it feels like it’ll never happen. “Throughout the night, I was surrounded by such joy and positivity, and I really wanted to imbue the energy between Teddi and I with those same good vibes. So I pulled her aside after my performance to ensure we were on the same page after last seeing each other at her glam circle. Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to let go of the champagne glass comment I made, even though she said otherwise, which is why I snapped on her out of frustration. I appreciate Lisa V coming to my defense. I’m ready for Teddi and I to get back to where we first started in our friendship, but she keeps rehashing things despite saying she’s willing to move past them. I can’t seem to win with her no matter how many times I apologize. Here’s to hoping we can start anew sooner than later.”
Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. What we can expect from tonight’s episode: “Lisa Rinna returns to her roots, and the role of Billie, on Days of Our Lives. Lisa Vanderpump receives news about the lawsuit, but Kyle and Dorit don’t react to it the way she hopes — prompting Lisa to walk out on them. Teddi’s concerns about hosting the women at her beach house come true when Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump waste no time addressing their latest issues in front of everyone.”
Join us in the comments to dish on the episode!
TELL US – WILL TEDDI AND DORIT EVER LET THIS SHIT GO? WHAT’D YOU THINK OF PK’S PARTY?
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The wait is over: Celebrity Big Brother is finally here. We’re just one short day away from the Big Brother: Celebrity Edition premiere and the launch of the Big Brother live feeds. Are you ready? I know I am.
This is going to be a shortened season but Celebrity Big Brother should be a lot of fun and an interesting experiment while it lasts. If all goes well, it could become an annual thing, much like in the UK. I’ll temper my expectations but I am very pleased with the cast and everything I’ve seen so far. So let’s break down the cast of the very first Celebrity Big Brother.
Ariadna Gutierrez was one of only two names that I was completely unfamiliar with. Because I’ve not been living under a rock I’m well aware of her Miss Universe scandal. Ariadna might be the luckiest loser to ever exist, because that surely made her a more sympathetic figure, and I don’t think she’d be a part of this cast if Steve Harvey didn’t mess up.
But Ariadna or Ari as she is being called, seems very sweet and down to earth, despite the beauty queen stereotype. She seemed very fun in the interviews I’ve seen. She has a great sense of humor to boot. Ariadna’s biggest barrier is maybe the language issue, as English is not her first language, and possibly being somewhat of an outsider because some of the cast may know each other. But I do think she possesses the charm to win over her housemates. With a few competition wins certainly possible, she could do very well in the Celebrity Big Brother house. And it doesn’t hurt that I think America will have a soft spot for her as well.
I was thrilled to see Brandi as part of the Big Brother cast. You can say a lot of things about Brandi Glanville but boring is not one of them. While she seems completely unfamiliar with the game, and was a last minute addition to the cast, I do think she’s adaptable–since she’s been on so many reality television programs. Plus Brandi has this sort of strange charm about her, and I actually think she’ll get along with people much better than we might expect. I pray that Big Brother gives our celebrity houseguests plenty of alcohol because I think it will make things more fun.
But we’ll see, I think Brandi could end up doing a lot better than we’d expect, especially if she can grasp the game and get in with the right group of people. That said, she could piss some people off and be out early, but I am leaning towards her surprising the audience with her charm and humor.
Chuck Liddell is an interesting one because he’s seems like a calm guy in this intimidating exterior. I’m really unsure if Chuck is going to be someone the houseguests all confide in and go to for advice, or if he becomes somewhat of a pariah. I think Chuck seems like a pleasant guy but he may have a darker side that he’s willing to expose if the game gets dirty. But with only three weeks, I’m not sure how dirty it might get.
I’d say watch this space because Chuck is one of the houseguests that could do really well or become a player who lives in imfamy because there’s such a high variance in how he might be perceived in there. To go far, Chuck must not fly too far under the radar, but also not be too big of a threat, which is a hard thing to pull off…but maybe he can?
James Maslow was the other person that I wasn’t familiar with when seeing the cast list. After his interviews, I wasn’t sure that I wanted to know any more about him. James just came off very condescending and strange. I could understand why Ika Wong didn’t really have a good impression of him after their conversation.
I couldn’t tell if he was being playful or kind of rude. I don’t know, to me I think he may rub people the wrong way. While he and Ariadna stand out as the young ones, I think she may be able to fit in better. I have a hard time seeing James winning over his fellow houseguests, especially given how self-promotional he seems to be.
I’m not sure Keshia Knight Pulliam really cares about this experience? Those that interviewed her really weren’t too impressed. That said, this isn’t her first reality television stint, and maybe she has some experience that will be helpful. She’s also super low-key and amicable, so those are things that could work to Keshia’s advantage.
I don’t see anyone targeting her immediately especially if Keshia cooks for them. I am not sure she has the charm to really win them all over but I do see Keshia lasting for awhile, barring her being a pawn and going home by some mistake in the early weeks of the Celebrity Big Brother game.
I was very impressed with Marissa Jaret Winokur, but the quick glimpse of her on the feeds made me worry a little that she could be a bit grating. Marissa really didn’t stop talking the whole fifteen minutes that we saw of the Big Brother Live Feeds. That said, I do think she’s likable if she doesn’t annoy the crap out of them all, and she has a good working knowledge of the game.
It really depends on if everyone can tolerate Marissa’s big personality. If they can, she could go far and possibly win this thing, especially given how non-threatening she comes across, and her game knowledge that might be unexpected for some people. Marissa is one to watch.
Mark McGrath was also pretty impressive in his interviews, he came across more humorous and self-deprecating than I may have expected. I think that he’s easily going to be someone that will be well-liked in the house, especially if he doesn’t come across as a threat.
Mark is the oldest Celebrity Big Brother player but not by much, and he doesn’t act like the oldest ether. I think he’s primed to do well in this game he could certainly win if he finds himself in the right group. For Mark, it depends who he bonds with early, and if he finds himself in an alliance with the other superfans or the people that are less familiar with the Big Brother game.
I want to like Metta World Peace and I do, but he just seems to have the wrong idea of how this game works. He wants to tell people to their face that he is going to nominate and evict them? I’m not sure that’s the best move. And he was pretty resistant to learning more about the game.
In some ways I like that Metta is trying to go in with a clean slate, and not be influenced by previous iterations of Big Brother, but it seems like a missed opportunity to really not take advantage of the 19 seasons of prior knowledge. But I think that the other houseguests might really get along with Metta well if his reputation doesn’t precede him too much.
Omarosa Manigault-Newman is the star of the show, in CBS’ eyes anyways. I am sort of fascinated to see how this will play out. I don’t predict that it’s going to end well but who knows, stranger things have happened. This is clearly a move to get a lot of attention and controversy surrounding the show, which I can’t really hate on.
I think she might actually be able to cope better than we think, but I don’t see that there’s any possible way for her to win this game. She’s just too Omarosa.
Ross Mathews definitely has the skills and the knowledge of the Big Brother game, so I’m interested to see how he does. Where does Ross fit in with this bunch? I think the other superfans will probably want to work with him, or he’ll want to work with them, but there’s also a lot of them who just don’t know the show well. How much will he reveal about his knowledge of the show?
I feel like Ross has a lot of personality and it could rub some people the wrong way, it just sort of depends on how his housemates react to him, and if Ross falls in with loyal people who will help him maneuver his way to the end.
Speaking of superfans, Shannon Elizabeth is a huge one. She’s been around for years, watching and commenting on the show. I’m glad they added Shannon to this cast. I think she’s really in a great spot: She’s very aware of how to play the game and has a good mindset. She’s also not going to seem like a threat.
I’m not sure if Shannon will win, but I think she has a good chance if others don’t catch on to her gaming skills. I think Shannon’s personality is charming, and she can easily play a good enough social game to pull out a win. And Shannon’s poker experience certainly doesn’t hurt.
Well that’s everyone. What do you make of the Celebrity Big Brother cast and who do you think has the best shot to win?
We’ve got plenty more coverage coming your way as we inch closer to the premiere on February 7th. Make sure to follow @BigBroAccess on Twitter for live updates from the house!
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Back in 2015, Stassi Schroeder revealed that her solo sex tape was passed around the people in the Vanderpump Rules cast. Lisa Vanderpump paid $900 to stop this vindictive person from releasing Stassi’s private tape. Even so, the tape’s existence still resulted in a lot of drama. Stassi accused Scheana Marie of trying to use the tape for a story line on Vanderpump Rules.
For the past few years, the identity of Stassi’s vengeful ex has been kept a secret. Now Stassi is opening up about the incident and she is naming names- well, a name. And it’s a very familiar name, but it might not be who you suspect.
During an episode of her Straight Up With Stassi podcast, Stassi had on Kristen Doute’s boyfriend Brian Carter as her guest. Stassi warned her listeners, “I want to do a PSA for people out there. Don’t ever send any nudes with your face in it.” She added, “Trust me. I’m only worth $900. I learned that the hard way.” Carter confirmed, “That was some bull shit.”
Stassi said, “That was some bull shit. $900 for a video? Frank Herlihy can go suck a dick.” She continued, “I’m going to call him out and say this right now.” She revealed, “It’s about time. I waited long enough. It’s been years so I feel like I’m allowed to. Hashtag fucking me too. I’m allowed to come out and say who was the person who tried to sell my private video. Frank Herlihy.” That name should sound familiar to the longtime Vanderpump Rules viewers. Yes, she is referring to that Frank who battled Jax Taylor for Stassi’s heart during Season 1 of the show.
Stassi shared, “Two girls came up to me at SUR recently and they were like ‘I just want to let you know that we know Frank.’ And I go ‘I’m sorry. What?’ Ummmmm and I described how I wanted to torture and murder him in great detail.” Stassi’s sentiments aren’t surprising, especially since he is the one who tried to exploit Stassi with this sex tape. Thankfully, Stassi didn’t have to resort to any violence and karma did its job with Frank. She revealed, “They were like ‘He’s up living in the middle of nowhere New York state and working at a deli. So like you’re fine.'”
Carter told Stassi, “What he did was just so horrible. I’m sorry you had to go through that.” Stassi said, “I’m fine now.” Carter continued, “You are fine, but that’s something no one needs to go through or ever experience: someone trying to take advantage of you for just being in a relationship’ish because it’s not right. It’s not fair.”
Stassi concluded, “I dated some shady ass people when I was younger.” Carter couldn’t help agreeing and told her, “You did.”
TELL US-ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT FRANK IS THE EX THAT PASSED AROUND STASSI’S PRIVATE TAPE?
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The Kardashian-Jenner family is growing by three this year, and Kylie Jenner is the latest new mom to make Kris Jenner a grandmother again. Kris couldn’t be happier about her ever-expanding brood, and says she continues to be “obsessed” with her family, her number one priority.
Since news broke of Kylie giving birth to a baby girl on Feb 1st, the internet has been abuzz with speculation about why youngest Jenner kept her pregnancy a secret – and what the baby’s name will be! Kylie shared on Instagram, “I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions. I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world. I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way I knew how.”
After much speculation that Kylie was playing the role of surrogate to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby girl (born two weeks ago), rumors have finally been put to rest.
Kylie shares that her pregnancy was “the most beautiful, empowering and life changing experience” she’s ever had. “I’ve never felt love and happiness like this I could burst!” the cosmetics mogul gushed of becoming a mom for the first time.
Grandma Kris has some advice for Kylie: “Enjoy every second.” She also says that working with her family keeps them close knit.”I feel like so blessed that I get to work with my kids everyday and we’re always together, so yeah it’s nice. I have an amazing life,” Kris tells US Weekly. So, does this mean Kylie’s baby is already trademarked and slated for a role in the family biz? Uh oh.
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Since they’re currently filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians, viewers will likely get a peek into the three birth stories playing out in the Kardashian-Jenner tribe this year. In addition to Kim and Kylie’s new arrivals, Khloe Kardashian is also expecting a baby boy with her boyfriend Tristan Thompson. It’s a baby bonanza up in here, people!
At least Kris’s advice is a lot kinder than the recent harsh words of Dina Manzo. The former RHONJ Housewife posted a response to Kylie’s birth-announcement video that called the young mother out for glamorizing teen pregnancy. She tweeted, “Congrats Kylie on your baby girl…but maybe think about putting out a ‘don’t try this at home’ kinda thing for your very young fans that look up to you. Having a baby at 20 is not all silk PJ’s & flower walls~Most kids don’t have the $ and support you’re fortunate enough to have.”
TELL US: DO YOU HOPE TO SEE KYLIE’S PREGNANCY & NEW MOM ROLE FEATURED ON KUWTK?
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More than a week later, I still can’t get over Tom Schwartz shutting down Scheana Marie and referring to her as a “wannabe Kardashian” two episodes ago on Vanderpump Rules. This man never gets involved in the social drama and I am still laughing at that insult. Plus, it was nice to see him standing up for his wife Katie Maloney for a change.
Even so, Schwartz is such a nice guy that I’m sure he felt guilty about insulting Scheana. Schwartz and Katie discussed the latest Vanderpump Rules drama when they appeared on Watch What Happens Live last night.
Andy Cohen told Katie, “Kevin Lee was pretty shady when he commented on your weight tonight at the big party. How shocked were you?” Katie admitted, “I just couldn’t believe that he was saying this to my face.” Andy wondered, “Do you know him well?” Katie said, “No, just from working Lisa’s [Vanderpump] events and from him being around. I was just having a conversation with him.” He barely knows her. That comment was beyond disrespectful- even if they were the best of friends. On top of that, he insulted her on a very popular reality TV show, so now all of the viewers saw the awkward exchange.
Later in the episode Katie revealed that Lisa did confront Kevin for his rudeness. She shared, “She did. I don’t know if she did it that night, right then and there, but she was not happy with him.” No one was happy with him. That was a horrible thing to say.
Katie and Tom confirmed that Kevin ended up apologizing to Katie. Tom shared,”He was very sincere. He sent a nice bouquet of flowers and it was very sincere. He’s a sweet dude.” Eh, I don’t know if I would describe Kevin as a “sweet dude.” He just comes across as rude, insensitive, and dehydrated for attention.
People actually do seem like sweet dudes are Tom’s triplet brothers. Tom said, “They’re the sweetest guys ever. I love them so much. Shout out to my brothers. I miss them so much.” I do too. They should visit next season as well. They were an adorable breath of fresh air. Andy even wants them to appear on Watch What Happens Live. He said, “Please come visit me in the clubhouse.”
Moving on to that “bootleg Kardashian” moment with Scheana, Katie commented, “Did you see my face? I was beaming. I was like ‘This is awesome.’ In contrast, Tom did not think it was so awesome. He said, “Can I just say I’ve never exercised that muscle? It felt good in the moment, but I felt bad the next morning. Scheana, I love you. I hope you have an empire just like them and I’m sorry I said that.” Awww, Tom.
Andy put Tom and Katie on the spot when he asked, “When are you two gonna have a baby?” Tom said, “We like babies. We talk about babies.” Katie teased, “The minute people stop asking. ”
A viewer wanted to know if Katie and Tom have heard from Scheana’s ex-husband Mike Shay. Katie revealed, “Actually recently he reached out and texted me a little bit and sent me some of his tracks to listen to.”
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TELL US- HOW DID YOU REACT TO KEVIN’S COMMENTS ABOUT KATIE’S WEIGHT? IS SCHEANA A “BOOTLEG KARDASHIAN?
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Currently, most reality show fans know Ross Mathews from RuPaul’s Drag Race. Others may know him from his commentary on all things pop culture for his podcast Straight Talk with Ross Mathews. A few late night show fans may remember his segments on the Jay Leno show as Ross the Intern.
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Ross is also often seen on the E! red carpet offering commentary on celebrities’ outfits. So if you’re a pop culture fan, you have probably seen Ross once or twice on your screen. However, if you only watch Big Brother, here are some fun things to know about Ross.
1. He’s a Huge Big Brother Fan
Longtime Big Brother fans may remember Ross from his very own show, Inside Dish. On it, he discussed and interviewed evicted Big Brother houseguests. Ross has been a longtime lover and fan of the show. He even mentioned that he attended the taping of the Big Brother season 1 finale.
Ross also often mentions Big Brother on Straight Talk. So hopefully he can use his superfan knowledge to get him far in the game.
2. He is Used to Tough Women
Ross had a recurring gig on Chelsea Lately. He was one of her regular roundtable members. Chelsea Handler is never afraid to speak her mind, in sometimes brass ways. Ross clearly won the heart of Chelsea as she often treated him nicer than the other regulars, and even let him host her show a few times.
The two also did several other projects together. If Ross can win over someone as tough as Chelsea, he may have no problem winning over another tough lady…
3. He’s Used to Dramatic Women
From 2009 to 2011, Ross had a recurring role on the hit NBC soap opera Days of Our Lives. He played a Salem Health Club member who often ran into Sami Brady (Alison Sweeney). Hopefully this gig sharpened Ross’s acting skills, because he may need them in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
4. He’s Looking for a Good Deal
Ross calls himself a bargain shopper. He still uses coupons, and is always on the hunt for a good deal.
5. He’s a Jenny Craig Spokesperson
In 2011, Ross decided to become a Jenny Craig’s spokesperson after seeing his friend, actress Sara Rue’s transformation. He even did a series of ads with comedian Nicole Sullivan for the weight loss program. He lost 40 pounds on it.
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Sometimes it’s not all diamonds and rose in Lisa Vanderpump‘s world. Sometimes the fancy parties held in her honor end in tears and the fancy restaurants she owns go up in smoke. Such was the case on last night’s Vanderpump Rules.
Well at least Jax Taylor, errrrr… I mean “Jason” is trying to change his life! HAHAHAHAHA
Lisa is now the Editor In Chief of Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine, which I’d always assumed was one of those free magazines, but because this is Beverly Hills that free magazine still is behooving of the fancy of Beverly Hills. Apparently it’s a thing people pay money for, which means Lisa wants a fancy party to celebrate her new position there. Makes sense. What does not make sense is that Lisa puts Stassi Schroeder in charge of said party. Predictably it’s a disaster.
This whole ‘Stassi Plays Party Planner’ is an absolute joke. First of all, it’s just a quasi-ruse to get Stassi thrown back into the ‘Queen Bee’ struggle at SUR, except no one respects an over-the-hill has-been waitress. She’s like the girl who graduated but college didn’t work out, so she’s now back at high school parties trying to relive her glory days. Also these events are hardly stressful when Lisa has everything pre-planned, so the only thing Stassi’s really doing is assembling the parts – yet failing to be able to even read an instruction manual! It seems easier to throw a SUR party then assemble IKEA furniture.
Stassi is supposed to be working with James Kennedy to establish the music, but professional that she is, instead she quizzes him over the rumors that he and Logan are an item. James is refreshingly and delightfully nonchalant in explaining that although he’s not gay, so what if he hooked up with a guy? Don’t worry – Stassi is NOT bigoted, judgmental or ignorant though!
Stassi’s other imperative task is to staff the party, but she’s only allowed to select from the least desirable candidates at SUR. Most specifically people who really, really can’t stand her. Lisa gives Stassi a list of three names: Ariana Madix, Jax, and Scheana Marie and is like hire these people – I don’t care what you have to do to get them! As if they don’t already work there and are much contractually obligated. Yet still Stassi fails. Ariana actually says NO! Lisa is forced to a have threatening meeting demanding they listen to Stassi as ‘party planner’. Frankly I think Lisa is loving this – she finally has Stassi under her thumb! Unfortunately still no one listens to Staphinfection cause you reap what you sow!
This party mayhem couldn’t have come at a worse time, though, because there was an electrical fire at SUR, put out, incidentally, by Ariana’s brother Jeremy who grabbed a fire extinguisher and kept it from spreading. I guess genius really does run in that family! Jax is disappointed. He was counting on days and days off and finally gaining his freedom from SUR. As if he could torch all those years of his bad behavior there, burning his past to a crisp, and so he could rebirth anew as “Jason.” Again. Baptism by fire is certainly the only way to save Jax!
Instead Lisa just relocated the party, and Jax doesn’t even get a day off. Which is too bad because he scheduled a hair cut and couldn’t possibly miss the appointment. I get it – my hair dresser is ALWAYS booked and I’m not moving that appointment come hell, high water, or Lisa’s wrath. Ergo Jax is an hour late to work the party which is already a fiasco thanks to Stassi’s poor planning skills.
But first I have to back up. Stassi is off her game because Ariana and Lala Kent think she’s a willfully ignorant racist. Despite her new J-O-B, Stassi is still focusing on her societally imperative podcast. It’s a galvanizing juggernaut and the people need her. Stassi will not let us down! Stassi taps Billie Lee, the new hostess at SUR, who happens to be trans, as a guest. Before the interview Ariana and Lala warned Billie to be wary given some of Stassi’s recent racially insensitive comments complaining about people making everything into a political statement. That sounds legit to me, but Stassi and the truth… go together like Jax and the truth.
Billie to her credit confronts Stassi immediately and Stassi, professional that she is, burst into tears and rips her false eyelashes off in a fit of tantrum. Geraldo Rivera, ace reporter, she is not! Stassi is absolutely GOBSMACKED anyone would think she’s intentionally ignorant. Her, never!? We might believe Stassi’s comments were just uninformed and accidental if it were an isolated event, but it’s not.
Also, Stassi, honey there’s this thing called THE INTERNET which has a wealth of information and news! I know Stassi has a GoogleAlert on herself, so why not one on, oh say, Black Lives Matter. Since the incident referenced last night, incident Stassi has also been called out for bragging that her initials are the same as the world’s most notorious hate group and mocking rape victims. To quote the infamous wordsmith of our times Brittney Spears: “Not that innocent.”
Billie was nice about it, though, and went through with the interview to give Stassi some redemption points, but poor, poor Stassi is so hurt over Ariana’s comments that she tattled to Lisa. Lisa, who apparently has never listened to ‘Straight Up With Stassi,’ is appalled that anyone would think such things about her sweet special little snowflake! All Ariana and Lala basically said was that Stassi takes pride in being controversially off the cuff, and sometimes that results in some insultingly ignorant statements.
The problem is Stassi, like Jax all toddlers, thinks she can say whatever she wants for attention and get away it cause she’s cute. Except she’s now 30, and descending the slippery slope into Jax-dom. The best thing is that Stassi believes she’s being very adulting because she didn’t confront Lala and Ariana during Lisa’s party, because her job comes first. A job she really didn’t do very well at all.
Stassi is so disorganized she didn’t even have a bar station designated, so Ariana is in the parking lot mixing pitchers of Pinkie Pumpies (or whatever the f–k) and there is no Jax in sight. Meaning she’s the sole bartender. Lisa is forced to have Max and Pandora get behind the bar until Brittany Cartwright shows up – 30 minutes late (blaming Jax) – can help out. Jax finally waltzes through the door an hour late. With no excuses. Lisa is furious, like legitimately, but Jax don’t care! Cause haircut! Disgusted with his flippant attitude, Lisa kicks him out.
Admittedly I loved Jax last night. He gets wasted during his confessional, takes his shoes off, admits he doesn’t care if SUR burns down, then chips his tooth trying to nonchalantly swig from a beer bottle. Oh Jax – he’s no longer fighted his natural inclinations anymore, is he!? As for Lisa being pissed at him, there’s always a another party in another of her restaurants which would welcome a tardy Jax Taylor, so he walked down the street to SUR to get drunk with Tom 2 and his visiting triplet brothers too.
Yes, the triplets are in town so Tom 1 can give them a makeover and Katie Maloney can put a halo over her flowing locks to perform the role of understanding, loving wife who is OK with CoorsLight Cans for houseguests. I just cannot with any of this malarky from the faux happiness of TomFakie to the Hillbilly Makeover edition including these trendy new doohickies called ‘BoxerBriefs’!
Although according to Kevin Lee it’s Katie who needs the makeover. It’s Lisa’s fault. She tried to hire a cheaper different party planner and her party was a disaster. I don’t know why Kevin was there if he wasn’t in charge of the event, but whatever was in those cocktails (Ariana said they were strong) seriously invigorated his bitchy side because he actually confronted Katie about her “out of control” weight gain.
In the middle of serving canapés to Hollywood types who subsist on bitchified air and vodka sodas with lemon, Kevin stops Katie to ask when she got so big and lecture her about it. COLD, seriously cold. Katie cries to Lisa who responds with shi-shi-shhhhhhhhhh it’s OK, you’re still beautiful… (with about all the conviction of Stassi claiming she doesn’t care what Ariana thinks of her.) Poor Katie!
Kevin is an out of line asshole! Yes, Katie has gained weight, but it’s completely disgusting for him to be commenting on it. Luckily Katie has been on a path to self-acceptance. 8 years ago she fell 25 feet through a skylight and seriously injured her face. She now has a scar, which she’s always appreciated as giving her character and perspective. I’m not gonna discuss Katie, her weight, or anything related to her accident except to say I’m glad she shared her story.
Following the worst party ever, everyone matriculated down the street for James‘ See You Next Tuesday event. Fearing that Kristen is still stalking his Uber receipts, James runs there instead. It was all for naught because Kristen was there anyway. Why? She’s temporarily distracted from torturing James to focus on Jax, though. And Jax seriously hates her guts for secretly inviting Brittany’s family to LA. Jax is now in therapy and reiki, which has helped him recognize that Kristen is the fakest person alive! Even Scheana, who was last week’s fakest person ever, has to remind him that his issues with Brittany are actually HIS fault, not Kristen’s. I mean, at least this time Kristen’s not responsible, because Jax didn’t actually cheat with her! Why is Kristen always in his relationships though?
So, after nearly getting fired and then dumped (again), Jax needs some healing from the hot reiki instructor Kelsey. She really understands him and gets inside his soul, down to the place where he’s not just vulnerable, he’s “Jason” – his good-side doppelgänger. This newest version of Jax (Jaxon?) wants to be his old self again pre-modeling days, or so he tells Kelsey, as she taps on his face and squeezes his legs, and she believes in him. She feels his goodness pulsating inside of him, before the fashion world corrupted him by telling him he wasn’t good enough or pretty enough yet constantly hired him for being pretty. UGH. It is SO hard to be Jax and Stassi… life is cruelly unfair to them, I’ll tell you!
TELL US – SHOULD JAX LEAVE BRITTANY FOR THE HOT REIKI INSTRUCTOR AND REINVENT HIMSELF AS JASON? IS KRISTEN THE FAKEST PERSON AT SUR? IS STASSI IGNORANT?
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