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Forget about the singers, magicians and other talented acts on America's Got Talent. We just fell in love with a young dancing duo. On Tuesday night's all-new episode, viewers...When you marry for a spinoff, you… um, well the drama never ends! That is certainly the case with Bethenny Frankel and her ex Jason Hoppy who are currently in court battling over stalking and harassment charges!
The drama began after their FOUR-YEAR divorce finally wrapped up. Bethenny reported that Jason was consistently sending her a barrage of nasty texts, FaceTime calls and emails. After Jason publicly confronted her, the Real Housewives Of New York star called the police and had him arrested for stalking and harassment. Further charges followed when he still didn’t stop.
Yesterday Jason was back in court where he decided against accepting a proposed plea deal. Remember when we thought Jason was the normal one? Now it’s more of a case two wrongs don’t make a skinnygirl right!
Jason previously filed a motion to dismiss the charges, but was denied. In exchange the judge offered to seal his record if he agreed to a one-year restraining order and complied with appropriate behavior towards his ex, however Jason refused that deal and instead is choosing to fight it out in court. This is the second time Jason has rejected a plea deal. Oh bother…
RELATED – Bethenny Sues Former Attorney Over Disaster Divorce!
According to the New York Daily News prosecutors have left the deal on the table until the scheduled September 27th court date and Jason will have until then to decide. Jason’s attorney says his client “has not yet made a determination.” He continues to maintain his innocence despite witness and police collaboration with Bethenny’s account that Jason accosted her outside Bryn’s school and attempted to start an argument with her over a cease & desist letter sent by Bethenny’s then-boyfriend Dennis.
RELATED – Bethenny Isn’t Ready To Tie The Knot Anytime Soon!
Following the incident Bethenny was issued a temporary restraining order. Jason has argued his issues with Bethenny are in relation to their daughter, and her attempts to keep Bryn at a distance. (They share 50/50 custody… although who knows how this latest incident could affect that).
A source tells People that Bethenny hopes the restraining order will remain in place and has felt “so free and joyous” since Jason has been mandated to stay away. “You can see it on the show. She has been lighter and happier,” adds the insider.
Another source reveals that we’ll see a “very emotional” Bethenny when she discusses the situation at the reunion and reveals the truth of just how terrible things have been with Jason. “The rest of the cast was stunned. Even people in the control room were crying when she was talking.”
A gag order prevented Bethenny from talking about Jason while her divorce was ongoing. Ugh – this situation is such a mess. Poor Bryn. Will these two PLEASE just get it together!? Bethenny: stay out of the press and public with divorce and Jason drama; Jason: get over your divorce and leave Bethenny the f–k alone unless you can behave like an adult. Otherwise they’re gonna find themselves the next Simon and Tamra…
TELL US – HAS JASON LOST IT? OR IS BETHENNY EXAGGERATING?
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Empire is paying homage in its fourth season. The cast and producers were on hand during the Fox portion of the TCA summer press tour and revealed that the fourth episode of the upcoming...Tonight is the season finale of Below Deck Mediterranean and this time we really mean it. Last week I mistakenly thought it was the finale (minus the reunion next week), but Bravo decided to slip in just one more episode for us, which is great since it’s been one of my favorite Below Deck seasons so far!
On tonight’s finale, Bobby Giancola manages to tick off the primary charter guest when he brings the other guests back from a shopping excursion hours late (delaying dinner until well past 9 p.m.) and then leaves two of guests behind while he returns to the boat with his Tinder love.
Wes confronts Malia about her relationship with Adam. Malia finally admits that she knew Adam before the charter season kicked off. Wes seems less than happy about this revelation.
Also on tonight’s finale, “Hannah and Bugsy air their grievances and Lauren must choose which side she’s on.”
The show kicks off at 9/8 C and you can join us here in the comments for a virtual viewing party. And come back tomorrow morning for Karen’s recap on the dramatic end of Below Deck Mediterranean.
What has been your favorite part of this season? Who should Malia wind up with? Has Hannah done a good job as Chief Stew? Thoughts on Captain Sandy?
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Tamra Judge is escaping the drama of Real Housewives Of Orange County for a little R&R in Aruba with her hubby Eddie and her two youngest children Spencer and Sophia.
Lucky Tamra is staying at the Ritz where she has been pretending to live Heather Dubrow‘s life enjoying the beach, the view, the luxury, and the mother-daughter bonding time with Sophia. Tamra also indulged in some deep-fried Oreos good to know the Ritz serves county fair food!
Related – Tamra & Simon Reunite For Sidney’s Graduation
And since she’s Tamra, she also managed to find an ATV to have a ‘Glamis moment’ amid the glam of the Ritz (thankfully no accidents occurred). You can take the girl out of Glamis, but you can’t take the Glamis outta the girl, right?!
Obviously Tamra’s estranged daughter Sidney did not attend the vacation. Below you’ll find photos of Tamra, Eddie, Spencer, and Sophia enjoying paradise.
RELATED – Tamra Raises Awareness For “Erased” Parents
TELL US – CAN TAMRA MEND HER FAMILY?
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This week’s Real Housewives Of Orange County seemed like a bridge episode, linking us from the crazy plate tossing of yesterday to the Sip n’ See snubbing of tomorrow. Perhaps more than in any other season, battle lines have been drawn between the ladies, and Shannon Beador says she has no plans of crossing them anytime soon – especially when it comes to Vicki Gunvalson. Her position this season: Speak no Vicki, See No Vicki, Hear No Vicki.
Shannon does at least have room in her heart for babies! She gushes about meeting Meghan Edmond’s daughter, Aspen, for the first time. “Tamra [Judge] and I haven’t seen Meghan since she had her baby so it was nice to finally reconnect with her at lunch. I don’t think I have met a happier baby than Aspen, she is absolutely precious!”
But Shannon is not necessarily looking forward to her next interaction with baby Aspen, as Vicki will be present. She previews in her blog, “Looks like we will finally be seeing Vicki for the first time in months at Meghan’s Sip and See. I don’t intend to interact with her because I have nothing to say to her.”
After watching Peggy Sulahian’s husband Diko’s on-camera reaction to Shannon and Peggy’s phone call, she also isn’t sure she’s going to find an allies in the sports car moguls. She complains, “It’s interesting to see Diko’s reactions and hear his opinions about me when we have never even met. Lots of judging by new people this year, that’s for sure. David [Beador] and Eddie [Judge] have made it clear that they do not want to attend any events where Vicki will be present, and I respect their decision. And for this reason, I respectfully declined Peggy’s invitation to her Lamborghini unveiling.”
RELATED: Kelly Dodd Says Tamra Judge Is “Stoking The Flames Of Hatred” In Shannon Beador
Okay, once again the point must be made: YOU ARE ON A SHOW TOGETHER. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t like when the cast starts stepping in to the producer’s shoes, demanding where and when they will film, with whom they will interact and why. Every franchise has had a touch of this diva-fluenza over the years, but damn! RHOC is taking it to RHONJ levels, circa Gorgas-versus-Giudices days. (And we all bore witness to where that got them!) Sigh.
Anyway, Shannon is not taking a shine to Peggy so far – even though her only interaction with Peggy consisted of Shannon losing her effing mind in a restaurant! She explains her reaction to seeing Peggy pinch Meghan’s mouth closed: “I usually don’t comment on parts of the show where I’m not present, but I do have to say it was quite surprising to see Peggy physically pinch Meghan’s lips together in an effort to stop her from talking. Peggy had never met Meghan prior to her event and I thought it was unkind. I wouldn’t have appreciated her doing that to me.”
TELL US: ARE YOU GROWING WEARY OF THESE LADIES AVOIDING ONE ANOTHER, OR IS IT INEVITABLE? WILL SHANNON AND PEGGY EVENTUALLY GET ALONG?
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Tamra Judge‘s strained relationship with her ex-husband Simon Barney and her daughter Sidney Barney has been a big part of Tamra’s Real Housewives of Orange County journey. Both relationships have been a roller coaster and just when we thought things had turned a corner after Tamra was invited to attend Sidney’s graduation in June, Sidney speaks out and slams her mother’s actions.
Last month Tamra shared the photo above and revealed that she was in attendance for Sidney’s graduation. She captioned it, “So many things to be proud of this month. Our family has come a long way and I couldn’t be happier. Simon and I are so proud of these amazing, smart, funny,beautiful & crazy kids. Congrats Sidney your smile lightens up the room and your future is so bright. #gaveituptojesus #2017 #family.”
Well, Sidney is not happy about the post and she shared in a new public Facebook message that she is NOT on good terms with Tamra. And doesn’t appreciate Tamra’s efforts to make this part of her reality TV storyline.
Sidney shared a heartfelt message to viewers. She is not happy about Tamra’s continued use of their strained relationship as part of her RHOC storyline.
Sidney writes, “I want to start by clearing some things up as my mother continues to talk about me despite me requesting her to stop speaking of me publically as I don’t want to be associated with her or the show. For starters, I did not move out when my parents got a divorce nor did I chose my fathers side in the divorce. My parents separated in 2010, I moved out of my mother’s house in 2013. Me leaving has nothing to do with the divorce, it has to do with the living conditions at my mothers house and the way she treated me and still treats me today. In regards to choosing sides, I actually chose my mothers side when my parents separated. This was due to the fact that my mother, the true parent alienator, would constantly talk negatively about my father in front of me and my siblings, putting us kids in the middle of my parents arguments. She even called us Simon or “mini Simon” when we did something bad or told us that we were “acting like your father”. This parent alienation caused me to resent my father and take her side. However as I got older I realized what she was doing along with other things that were toxic.”
She continues, “The reasons I left my mothers house are that she was neglectful (leaving us at home with no food or simply ignoring us entirely), she constantly put herself first and the biggest reason was that she was mentally and emotionally abusive. She was no mother to me. This was an unhealthy environment for all of us kids and unfortunately I was the only one to recognize this and take steps to get out of that toxic environment. I have explained this to her numerous times in court, in therapy, and when we would meet up that the ONLY reason I am not living with her is because she continues to do the things that pushed me out of her house, like talking about me on the show/press/social media, doing embarrassing things on the show, lying to me and putting herself first to name a few.”
And there’s more, “I went to therapy with my mother for 3 years. I was forced by the courts and my father to try to mend the relationship with my mother. Unfortunately my mother is unable to recognize that she is in the wrong and continues to put blame on everything else. If she would have put the effort into actually working on our relationship, instead of talking and crying about how much she “misses me” on the show and wishes things were different she wouldn’t have missed my entire high school career.”
On why she invited Tamra to her graduation ceremony and dinner, “My father has pushed me to have a relationship with my mother forcing me to go meet her in and out of therapy. He even forced me to let her come to my graduation because it was a milestone. When I told my mother that she could come I gave her a few conditions. All I asked was that she remains cordial with my father and my stepmom and to not post anything about my graduation, anywhere. Not even two weeks after I graduated she posted a photo of me and shared it with her one million followers knowing that it would get picked up by the press. The one thing I asked and have been asking for 4 years now has been to not talk about me because I don’t want to be in the spotlight. But Again breaking her promises as per usual, she puts herself, her fame, her reputation, and her bank account before me. If she really wanted a relationship she would keep her promises and recognize that it is no one elses fault but hers that I do not want her in my life.”
RELATED: TAMRA PARTICIPATES IN DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ERASED FAMILIES
Sidney does not want to be in the spotlight, but wanted to speak out and set things straight with RHOC viewers, “Although I do not want to be in the public eye, I felt the need to clear these lies up and set the record straight in hopes that it will straighten my mom out so that she is held accountable and is forced to do the right thing. My mom has been portraying the innocent erased mother whose daughter was estranged from her due to divorce and an evil ex husband when in actuality she is the sole reason why I do not want her in my life and will not have a relationship with her. Instead of playing the innocent erased mother character, she could’ve been trying to actually fix our relationship and change her ways. However the character keeps her relevant, and is her only storyline. Why would she actually try to get me back? Without the estrangements she is no longer pitied and talked about and her fame and fortune go down the tubes.”
This isn’t the first time Sidney has been compelled to speak out. Two years ago she slammed Tamra as a liar and shared her disappointment in the RHOC reunion.
TELL US – WILL THESE TWO EVER REPAIR THEIR RELATIONSHIP? SHOULD TAMRA STOP PUBLICIZING THEIR UPS AND DOWN ON THE SHOW AND SOCIAL MEDIA?
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Luann de Lesseps' biggest fan has a message for her. Julie Klausner, the star and creator of Hulu's Difficult People and former Real Housewives recapper, appeared on Braov's Watch What...Unfortunately for Meghan Edmonds, she doesn’t have much of a story line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Fortunately for Meghan this just means that she has a relatively drama free personal life. So obviously she has to dish on the other Housewives to stay on the show.
And this time it isn’t just all about Vicki Gunvalson. She even had some opinions on Luann D’Agostino going back to Luann de Lesseps after ending an eight month marriage.
When Andy Cohen asked Meghan to share her thoughts on Luann’s divorce announcement Meghan theorized, “Maybe she just wants to stay on the show.” Damn. She did NOT hold back. Still, Andy pushed for more specifics, “You think she married someone to stay on the show?” Meghan’s explanation doesn’t make the most sense, but I feel like most of us get what she was attempting to convey when she said, “I mean, you know things shine bright and you can’t necessarily back away that easily- especially when you’ve got a TV job.”
Then they showed a clip from the next episode where Vicki actually had the nerve to say, “I want to punish them for not being my friend.” Meghan spoke for us all when she said, “Who says that? Who says that they want to punish someone for not being their friend? That’s so weird.”
That is almost as weird as Peggy Sulahian using her hand to physically close Meghan’s lips while she was talking the first time that they met. Andy asked her about how she “stayed so calm when Peggy closed [her] lips.” Just like any other normal person, Meghan had no idea what was going on in that moment. She admitted, “I thought Peggy was trying to clear the lip gloss off my lips and I was thinking ‘This is so nice for somebody who I literally met five minutes ago.'” Nope, that’s not what happened. Peggy was not being nice. Not at all.
Speaking of not nice (or at the very least- “questionable”), a viewer asked Meghan if Lydia McLaughlin is a “friendship whisperer or a pot stirrer.” Meghan said, “I think so far Lydia is pot stirring from what I see. I’m watching just like everybody else. So far it looks like a little pot stirrer. I just wish she would have stayed out of it.”
Another fan asked Meghan, “Do you think Vicki’s apologies are sincere or is she using them to get into everyone’s good graces?” Meghan didn’t hesitate to declare, “They’re never sincere.” Then she added, “Vicki and I are in a good place. We’re cordial, but there’s just something about Vicki. It’s hard for me to look at her as a sincere person.” I don’t know how long they can remain “cordial” after Meghan slammed her being insincere.
TELL US- WAS PEGGY OUT OF LINE WHEN SHE GRABBED MEGHAN’S MOUTH? DID LUANN RUSH INTO HER MARRIAGE BECAUSE OF THE SHOW? ARE VICKI’S APOLOGIES SINCERE?
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On Teen Mom 2, it’s another day, another baby. Or court case, either one would work for this crew. Kailyn Lowry has both – a new pregnancy and she’s heading to court with ex Javi Marroquin to get her emergency Protection From Abuse (PFA) enforced for an extended period of time. Chelsea DeBoer is also dealing with mediation with Adam Lind but it gets side tracked when he tested positive for drugs. Leah Messer is neither in court nor having a baby and is just trying to keep up with school and cheer practices while Briana DeJesus is dealing with Nova starting to notice she’s biracial. As for Jenelle Evans, she is fresh off a weekend away getting engaged to David Eason and ready to move into their new home soon.
To celebrate, Jenelle and David stayed overnight in the mountains, leaving David’s mom and sister to handle all four kids, including six day old Ensley. I know, I know, Jenelle is going to get dragged for leaving her six day old and I’m not sure why she didn’t think she would. Either way, at breakfast in the mountains before they head back, Jenelle discusses wedding plans and how thankful she is that this engagement is different than her other one because she doesn’t have to worry about David and his loyalty to her. Uhhh yeah, I guess that’s a good start. She worries about how mom Barb will take the news but hopes she is happy for her.
She doesn’t have to wait long because when they get back, Barb brings Jace over. Barb notices the ring right away and Jenelle tepidly tells her “oh yeah, we got engaged”. Barb looks neither surprised or impressed but compliments her ring anyway and moves onto bigger issues. Jace has been acting up a lot and even hit her, causing her to bruise. Jenelle decides a good way to try and get him to stop is to tell him that if he did this when he’s older, he would go to jail for it. Barb mentions when they went to the doctor, the doctor asked Jace if he felt bad and he said no. Since he’s not showing any remorse, both Jenelle and Barb decide it’s time to start looking into therapy.
Over in ex Nathan Griffith’s steroid infused world, he got wind of Jenelle getting engaged and tells his friend he doesn’t care while they lift weights. She’s been engaged like, four times before, according to him and wonders what kind of mom 1) leaves their newborn so soon and 2) names their kid Ensley.
The modular home on Jenelle’s land was delivered and she takes the kids and Barb to go see it. Barb is highly impressed, taking video on her phone and complimenting every last square inch of the place. It is nice but I don’t see that lasting long as the kids run and rough house through the insulation and construction.
Leah meets her friend Liz to work out and get sold on selling lipstick online, she just doesn’t know it yet. But Liz barely lets Leah get a set in before she is telling her all about LipSense and how Leah needs to get on board. Leah doesn’t seem particularly enthused but Liz puts the hard sell on her, saying how much she needs to show the world she can go to school and run a successful multilevel marketing scheme business at the same time. Leah agrees and wastes no time doing a home video to get to selling.
Corey Simms calls to let her know Ali didn’t want to go to tumbling for the second week in a row because she is tired and they both agree that they shouldn’t push it. A few days later in the car, Leah talks to Ali about it and asks why she doesn’t want to do it anymore. Ali says it’s too hard and Gracie complains that she can do it but doesn’t want to. She’s too young to understand Ali’s limitations so Leah thoughtfully explains that there are different things different people have the ability to do but there are so many activities to choose from, it’s ok to not be able to do one everything.
Nova has started asking Briana and the family if she can get her hair straightened. Briana thinks telling her that she would have to go to the salon every week to keep it up is going to deter Nova, which it does not. She doesn’t even understand what that really means. The subject comes up again when they are all out to lunch, with Roxanne saying that Nova is old enough to start understanding she looks different and also that her dad isn’t around as much as he should be. Briana lists all the ways Devoin is falling short as a father and Roxanne tells her at this stage, she should take what she can get from him because Nova adores him. They continue to talk about how perceptive Nova can be at this age and hey, it’s probably not that hard for Nova to be aware of all these things considering she’s sitting right at the table with them as they openly discuss it. I know she’s a child but it really drives me crazy how they sit there and talk about her like she doesn’t understand and then wonder how she picks up on these things so quickly.
Devoin would like Nova to know his side of the family more, especially since she needs to be exposed to the African American side of her family and culture but he’s frustrated that Briana will only let him visit at her place. He comes over and they discuss how his absence in her life is starting to affect Nova and he explains that he will get his driver’s license back soon so that should help matters. Briana admits that Nova notices she’s black and being around his family would really help her accept that she isn’t so different from everyone else. Nova comes in, thrilled to see Devoin and he immediately praises her for her beautiful hair. Briana just wants him to try more, even if that means checking in on the regular until he gets his license back.
At Chelsea and Cole’s house, life is good with new baby Watson and Aubree is settling into their new family dynamic. She even wrote Cole the sweetest birthday card, saying how happy she is that her mom met him at the gas station. But thanks to Adam, Chelsea has to deal with mediation because he wants to get his child support lowered. Taylor received the same notice and they imposed random drug tests on him too, which didn’t take long for him to fail. The day Chelsea is supposed to go to court, she finds out that the petition was dismissed and the hearing is cancelled. We then find out that Adam likely cancelled it because he knew he couldn’t win, not to mention, he tested positive for both methamphetamines and amphetamines. No one can get a hold of Adam to determine what this means for visitation and Chelsea realizes how bad off he has to be to fail a drug test when he knows he is going to be subjected to them on the regular.
Kail has her hands full with school, the boys and another baby on the way. She fills Jo in on the PFA she filed against Javi and while Jo always remains supportive in his words, I’m pretty sure I heard his eyes rolling over the phone as she told him.
Javi tells Producer J.C. his side of the story and how upset he is that Kail would go so far as to cause issues with his reputation and most importantly, his military career. He could receive an honorable discharge if this escalates and he maintains he has never once threatened her. Javi says once he clears his name, he will never talk to her again outside of Lincoln, which seems to be exactly what Kail wants out of this whole thing. That and she just wants him to take her seriously now.
Court comes and goes and Kail gets her way – to avoid looking into any allegations of abuse and dragging this thing out, Javi consents to her terms and signs an agreement to keep his distance for a year. He’s still pissed about it but for now, the matter is behind them and Kail is relieved that she won’t have to deal with him anymore.
TELL US – TEAM KAILYN OR TEAM JAVI? WILL JENELLE AND BARBARA CONTINUE TO GET ALONG?
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We had a rather slow day in the Big Brother 19 house. Josh Martinez and Christmas Abbott seem to have bent their knees to Paul Abrahamian’s will. His will involves the eviction of Jessica Graf this Big Brother 19 week.
Elena Davies, who was once in danger, has now gone back to being Paul’s loyal subject. The only real shake up this week could come in the form of a Raven Walton eviction. But we all know that that’s just Big Brother 19 fan fiction.
After Cody Nickson won the Temptation Competition, Kevin Schlehuber has been pursuing him behind the scenes. He sees the value in using Cody as a weapon to go against other male players like Matt Clines and Mark Jansen. He told his plan to Paul and Jason Dent. Today, he also shared the plan with Alex Ow.
Kevin, Jason, and Cody talked about working together for the next three to four weeks. He won’t put them on the block, if they don’t put him. He promised to protect those Kevin wants to protect. However, Kevin included Paul in this deal, and we just don’t see Cody honoring any deal that involves Paul.
When Kevin later told Paul and Alex about the deal, Paul mentioned how he didn’t trust it. However, he encouraged Kevin to keep up the lie, incase Cody won this week’s Head of Household competition.
Cody also disclosed that he wanted to give people a show this week. He would pretend to be enraged during Jessica’s eviction to stir up things. He let Kevin and Jason know that it would all be part of a show and to not take it serious.
Big Brother 19 decided to play random sounds inside the house. Some of the sounds included babies crying, bullhorns, and pigs. Big Brother didn’t let the houseguests know why they were playing sounds, but it’s most likely for some type of competition. It’s likely part of this week’s Head of Household competition, but it seems a little early to start making the houseguests remember for it.
All the Big Brother 19 houseguests (minus Cody and Jessica who declined to make people feel less uncomfortable about their appearance) attended Kevin’s birthday celebration. They had a nice family style dinner for his 56th birthday. They then had some cake.
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Last night on Real Housewives Of Orange County Peggy Sulahian proved that she doesn’t have to be your mother to be your muva! If you left your manners in the car when you came to her event, Peggy will surely get out the bar of scented soap you sell in your pop-up boutique to wash your mouth out. And Peggy certainly taught Meghan Edmonds that children should be seen and not heard! Exactly Meg, just stand there and look all ‘I’ve never had a baby and look at my chess-board inspired dress, cause I’m like smart! And on quest for TRUTH! Justice!”
But first there’s Tamra Judge, who got judged by a parrot that called her “old” as she walked into a restaurant looking like an escapee from a biker bar to meet a baby. How could anyone even see Aspen underneath the giant bow that ate the baby’s face! I hope that’s not catching…
Shannon Beador ordered tequila on the rocks… with lunch. Cause it’s “light.” I thought Vodka was the :light alcohol – at least that’s what ‘old Shannon’ told us. But, ummmmm… Ain’t it a little early in the day for whoop it up juice?! And in front of the children… Oh Shannypannts – no boo boo. As Tamra so eloquently shared, “Alcohol is the enemy if you’re trying to lose weight.” Hilariously Meghan pretends she hasn’t noticed Shannon’s weight, but just in case Shannon tells her that it’s all Vicki’s fault. Those damn allegations again!
Here’s the thing about Meghan – she goes on a tangent about how she doesn’t even know how it’s humanly or animally possible for people to parent without full-time nannies, and sounds so dumb, but then the very next breath she surprises you by saying something completely insightful. Like Vicki Gunvalson did not personally collect 40lbs of lard and fat cells and glue them onto Shannon’s hips and clearly there’s something else going on… like perhaps Shannon’s marriage isn’t all it’s vow renewaled up to be!
But bigger, better, bitter, because Shannon and Tamra will both have to face their fears at Meghan’s Sip and See because Vicki is mysteriously invited. They decide to go because they have to protect Aspen from anything Vicki might do or say…
Meanwhile Lydia McLaughlin is ruining a perfectly good trip to Hawaii by forcing everyone to have awkward conversations about sex. Where is Peggy to pinch Lydia’s lips shut? Lydia is so embarrassing I think the sand should open up and swallow her and all her magical God-centered sexy times up. Cause why on earth would you try to have a discussion about sex with your 8-yer-old on camera after you overheard him saying the phrase “sexy woman.”
There on the sandy beaches, Lydia treated poor Stirling to a PSA from Jesus about the Adams & The Eves. Unfortunately there was no commercial break for Darwin and his reality check.
Since Lydia is Christian (did you know?) it’s her responsibility to whip open her blinged-out bible, and scroll over to Fornicationists, Verse I’m Mentally 14 to review the passage about how Jesus created sex. It says: “Jesus loves sex. Like he made it and I think that it’s great!” Obviously since the Bible is open to interpretation Lydia realizes there’s a glitch in her philosophizing because Jesus wasn’t married, and therefore he would never have been like doing the dirty. That’s only for Lydia and Doug. Who dig each other. A LOT.
Basically God-centric sex ed basically says you shouldn’t do it until you’re married, and then it’s something done in private. Yes, Lydia, PRIVATE.
Lydia’s awkward sex talks continue when she tells Doug to cut his balls off over cocktails because she’s done repopulating the earth in Jesus’ image. So that’s something special!
Peggy is also celebrating special somethings: her daughter being accepted to college, and Lamborghini giving Peggy her very own custom-designed new model. Which calls for an event. Which means the notorious Housewives rite of passage known as the speakerphone-vitation. And getting the lucky first call is Shannon. Cause Diko wanted to overhear some crazy for dessert.
Peggy isn’t sure she trusts Shannon around luxury automobiles or her husband’s clients. After all, Shannon might throw a rim at someone thinking they’re accusing her of trying to eat chicken wings off it. Luckily Shannon declines the invitation because Vicki and Kelly will be there, and as you know Vicki made those allegations which Shannon reminds Peggy of again. And Again. And Again. Even as Peggy is like I SO DON’T NEED TO HEAR THIS AGAIN. OK… I”M HANGING UP NOW…!
Well Kelly Dodd has old people problems, and peer people problems, and really all people problems – because Kelly is the problem. But her problem with Michael is the same problem she has with her mom. They just want to stay home and not hang out with other people. “I literally married my mother!” complains Kelly about her mom and Michael’s hermit lifestyles. And Sigmund Freud is rising from his grave just to take on this case study!
Because she needs to get one of them out of the house, Kelly drags her mom to a senior center where Kelly turns into a teenager. Kelly’s mom also turned into a teenager because she doesn’t want to be an active senior – she wants to sit at home and eat bonbons. In front of the director, the world’s most mature forever young person, Kelly got in an argument with her mother about who nags and micromanages whom.
Kelly believes all people age like Benjamin Button and the kids become the parents someday. So it’s Kelly’s duty to save her mother’s social life. So Kelly wants her mom to find geriatric love so Kelly can finally grow up and become a real live mature person? Babysteps!
Vicki got right into her Rolodex of Hallmark cards to find the words of wisdom to tell Michael that he better not knock up his girlfriend without a contract. I mean, Vicki dodged a bullet named Brooks already and has to protect her money, so now Michael gets the world’s most overdue sex ed talk which involves something about comparing his penis to a sneaker. Um…
Michael is now VP of Coto Insurance, and Vicki’s “legacy plan” so she she can turn into Kelly’s mother. In the aftermath of Brooks (or Vicki 2.0: AB) she is taking precautions and wrapping shit up. Vicki is done feeling that burning sensation in uncomfortable places. Oh stop your dirty minds! I mean Vicki is done getting her heart and bank account burned and is “nupping everything.” I’m surprised Vicki didn’t get on YouTube to find a demonstration for how to put a condom on a banana and declare that Michal had to watch it per an HR memo about workplace safety.
Meghan’s nanny can’t dress Aspen (re: giant infant-head-consuming bow) and she can’t dress Meghan (re: Franken-outfits such as off-the-shoulder t-shirt sprouting business sleeves). Or I don’t know… maybe it’s Meghan who can never make up her mind about what she wants to be: third trophy wife? party girl? Hashtagcoolstepmom? Cancer crusader? Truth and Justice Warrior? Candle entrepreneur? Mommy? Baby? I mean… Meghan… my head is spinning from all your activities!
Meghan thought she wanted candles; but then she wanted a baby; then she got a baby and realized she really wants a nanny and Jimmy, not candles or motherhood. And where in the world is Jimmy Dad Jeans, who pays for the full-time nanny so Meghan stay home to complain that sniffing candles is too much work for mommies. Now I think Meghan wants Jimmy to just be the full-time nanny?
Kelly wants to prove that she’s a grown up by making amends with Shannon and Tamra. After starting all the fights, Kelly has decided she doesn’t want to do the fights anyone, and it’s time to just move on. Except Shannon and moving on, are like Tamra and the truth, aka not copacetic. Kelly decides it will be easier to use Stockholm-Tamra to weasel her way into Shannon’s good gravy. “My plan is to out-puppet the new puppet master,” Kelly explains. Basically Tamra will be more receptive to Kelly’s fake apologies, plus Tamra runs Shannon like she’s a treadmill.
Kelly invites Tamra to coffee to talk about all the bad blood running through the River Shannon. Meanwhile Shannon is sitting at home waiting for an apology while practicing her plate toss. That’s part of Tamra’s plan – to have Kelly’s redemption tour serial into an apology to Shannon, and and ostracizing Vicki. Well at least that’s what I think…
Tamra and Kelly decide they’re too much alike to hate each because that would be like despising your own selection for reflecting back on you. Like they’re soulhates, instead of soulmates. Or something. A philosopher I am not! I just know that when you bond over lose bladders and that time you got so pissed at said soul-hates you peed your pants. And they were white pants. Which is kind of like peeing your pants on your frienemy’s bed during her bachelorette trip, right? I dunno… there’s just entirely too much prissiness going on at RHOC – or the show has a contract with Lisa Rinna’s Depends.
Meghan comes to Peggy’s Lamborghini event wearing a Star Trek costume. And Lydia is lost in translation about the bounds of age, marriage, and the medical phenomena called vasectomy. Jesus must be a terrible anatomy teacher, or Lydia wasn’t at Sunday school the day they went over male balls and sexy women. Peggy was rightfully confused by Lydia’s cobbled description of Doug getting his balls cut off.
Then out rolls Peggy’s latest baby… a bright yellow Lambo with a horn that blasts “I’m so f–king rich! Screw you!” That was a customizable feature according to Meghan, who as we know: knows everything. And she knows Peggy is just advertising how rich she is with that ostentatious car. Or Peggy is advertising Diko’s success…
Shannon and Tamra skipped the event because Vicki has cooties, and Shannon can’t face Kelly without an apology. Tamra was pleasantly surprised by koffee with Kelly and encourages Shannon to meet with her too. Shannon will do it only if Tamra goes to the sip & see even though Vicki is attending.
Shannon and Tamra decide to be accountability buddies. Tamra vows to help keep Shannon in line around Kelly and in exchange Shannon will hold Tamra down when Vicki makes her “see red.” Naively they both think nothing bad could possibly happen at a baby event.
Yes, Meghan, just. for. once. listen to your elders and zip IT. Jim has tried to tell her; now Peggy, but Meghan just will not get off her Meghan Home scented soap box and listen. I don’t know if Peggy was right to literally grab Meghan’s lips, cause holy boundaries batman, and maybe Vicki was telepathically communicating with Peggy to shut Meghan up, but sometimes Meghan does need to bite on her tongue a bit, and save the beeswax for her candles.
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