Warning: The following contains spoilers from the fall finale of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. If you haven't watched yet, you might want to bookmark this page and return once you have. Proceed with...Ladies of London star Caroline Stanbury and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OG Kyle Richards hung out in the Clubhouse (for the last time in this location!) tonight with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live. Kyle shares updates on sister Kim Richards, her relationship with Lisa Rinna now and more. Caroline reveals that she and Sophie Stanbury are still “broken” and dishes on her relationship status with Annabelle, too. Kyle also shares which of her RHOBH co-stars donated the most money during her fundraising challenges on Celebrity Apprentice.
Andy said that Lisa Vanderpump wasn’t happy when she heard Kyle‘s comments in the first episode. Kyle says “and you know what, we had a great season together and all of the sudden she was not happy about that comment. I didn’t know that was a big deal. Whatever, it’s fine.”
Andy says that there was major drama at the premiere party and it was awesome. But he doesn’t elaborate for those of us playing along at home…
Andy asks Caroline if she can figure out Dorit’s accent. Caroline says it happens both ways – some Americans pick up that twinge of a Brit accent while they’re in London and vice versa. She doesn’t think it’s unusual at all.
Andy plays a round of catch-up with Kyle.
Andy asks Caroline how things are with Sophie and she says “not good. The Stanbury sisters are broken.” She says she was shocked and didn’t see that coming.
A caller asks Caroline when she’s moving to Dubai and if this is her last season of Ladies of London. “I’ve moved to Dubai. And you never know.”
A viewer asks Kyle how she can be friends with Rinna after she spoke so poorly of her sister Kim. “They don’t get along. In this environment it’s difficult. She apologized to me profusely. I know she says things that she regrets and she’s, at the end of the day, a good person. I try to move on.”
Has Caroline talked to Annabelle recently? “We don’t have a relationship at all.”
What did Kyle get Erika for her birthday? “I got her a coffee table book of pinup girls because she reminds me of a pinup girl.”
A caller brings up that Erika called Kyle‘s relationship with Lisa Vanderpump a “leveraged relationship” – what does Kyle think Erika meant by that? “It’s kind of hard to say. I think it’s hard for people when they watch the show and then they come and join the show and see the situation once they’re in there. Lisa and I have navigated through this show for seven years together. I think it’s probably complicated for people to understand but we really do love each other and at this point we’ve already hurt each other and we don’t want anyone to hurt us and we’re protective.” Andy says he loves watching Kyle and Lisa give it back to each other. Andy loves that Lisa refers to it as “boxing with Kyle.” She agrees and says they’re like sisters who love each other and fight.
Does Caroline know Lisa Vanderpump? “Yes, I’ve met her many many times.” Andy also reveals that Caroline called Kyle for advice before she signed on with Ladies of London in the first season. Kyle says she was objective and told her there would be ups and downs.
A viewer asked if Kyle got a nose job. She says “not recently” (back in 2006 she did) and admits that she started shading her nose differently and ever since people have been asking her that. She says Erika Jayne gave her some tips.
Does Caroline feel like the ladies are turning on her this season? “Yes. I feel like Lisa Vanderpump about two years ago. The time everyone turned on her. I’m on an island by myself but I’m kind of okay there.”
Andy congratulated Kyle on opening her new store in NYC last night.
A caller asks Kyle about her stint on Celebrity Apprentice. The caller wanted to know which of her RHOBH co-stars wrote the biggest check during the fundraising challenge and also wanted to know if she got along with Porsha Williams from RHOA. “I did get along with Porsha. She was funny and fantastic. Adrienne Maloof and Camille Grammer were the most generous.”
Poll Question of the night: Who had the best Studio 54 look? Lisa Rinna won with 31% of the votes.
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In today’s edition of celebrities doing stupid, vapid shit – Dlisted
Are you watching Westworld? – Celebitchy
Bella Hadid goes blonde and is nearly unrecognizable – Entertainment Tonight
This news should make Kanye happy..or maybe not so much these days – Dlisted
Ice-T and Coco Austin celebrate Chanel’s birthday with a big bash – Babyrazzi
Teen Mom Dads special coming up soon on MTV – Starcasm
Tuesday, December 6
8 PM EST –
The Voice (NBC)
Below Deck (Bravo) – finale
Chopped Junior (Food Network)
Bad Girls Club (Oxygen)
Little People, Big World (TLC)
Ricky Smiley For Real (TVOne)
9 PM EST –
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo) – premiere
Dance Moms (Lifetime)
Last Squad Standing (Oxygen)
Outdaughtered (TLC)
10 PM EST –
Leah Remini: Scientolgy (A&E)
Ink, Paper, Scissors (BET) – finale
Ladies of London (Bravo)
Knocked Up (Lifetime) – premiere
Kate Plus 8 (TLC)
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Kyle Richards and Caroline Stanbury
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Lyme Disease, Housen-Mousen, Owning It, Oh my! You know what that means? Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is back.
Tonight marks the season 7 premiere of Bravo’s wealthiest and most over-the-top Housewives, and I could not be more excited. Especially after the dark, dreary, and twisted turn last season took, courtesy of one lady, and her lemons, her Lymes, and her lack of love!
To prepare for what’s to come let’s revisit all the highs and lows from season 6!
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She Came, She Saw, She Conquered Many Pusses:
Season 6 welcomed a Housewife who was outrageous in all the right ways! That would be Erika Girardi. An unconventional trophy wife with an alter ego named Erika Jayne, a heart of ice-cold platinum, and a puss probably made of 24k gold, Erika played cool and coy and didn’t hesitate to tell Bethenny Frankel where she could shake her weak-ass margarita. Maybe it’s cause Erika knew she was dully protected by her superstar attorney husband Tom?
While Erika excelled at dropping it like it’s hot, she also wasn’t about dropping Yolanda Foster when the going got tough. Erika remained Yolanda’s loyal and steadfast sidekick against the Lyme-versity, even lying on Yo’s behalf and suggesting that LVP spun complicated webs in which to ensnare her allies and enemies alike!
It seems Erika has learned from her mistakes and this season isn’t about to do no lady’s bidding!
These Are The Days Of Our Lymes:
Without a doubt the major storyline from last season was Yolanda and her ever-curious Lyme disease diagnosis. I don’t care to bore you with the particulars, save to say that Yolanda put on her death mask (aka she skipped makeup), and trotted her symptoms out in full-force, wrapped in the white bathrobe of resistance.
Yolanda then revealed that two of her children, Bella and Anwar, were also afflicted with Chronic Lyme. When Lisa Vanderpump claimed no knowledge of this despite her close friendship with Yolanda’s ex Mohamed, Yolanda accused her former friend of lying about her and her children.
Be warned: Yolanda’s vault is filled with more iciness than her crystal fridge!
Housen-Mousen-Munchausen-Manipulating:
Does Lisa Rinna think Yolanda was faking Lyme Disease for attention? Did LVP “manipulate” Lipsa into making said accusations on camera with an unseen phone call full of suggestive statements. Was Kyle dragged into it or down with it or alongside?
Yolanda wants it known that her disease, and all her alternative treatments, are very, very legit and serious. As serious as a closet full of meds and full-time live-in mini-me health advocate named Daisy.
Does Lisa put hallucogenics in her rose bushes? Memory erasing potions in her bottomless cups of tea? Is she capable of convincing lesser Lisa’s of using their lips for evil not good? One may never know, but the bottom line is this: You said it Lipsa, so don’t get all pernicious on LVP – own it!
You Say Affair; I Say Apology:
Things started out so promising for Eileen Davidson, but things went horribly awry when she started drinking the Lyme-Aid! It would be Eileen who put the idea into Lipsa’s bobbly-head that perhaps, just perhaps, it was LVP who was using her… It all began in the luxurious backdrop of the Hamptons, at a hotspot hotel during an ubiquitous white party stolen from beneath the kaftans of Kyle.
LVP blithely probed Eileen for details of how her affair with Vinnie led to a long and lasting marriage. Eileen took affront to LVP’s tone, and also questioned the end-goal of LVP’s enquiry. Eileen wanted an apology from her so-called friend: again, and again, and again. Like the actress she is, Eileen demanded a retake until LVP got it perfect. Maybe someday…
Kaftans, Kims, And Kyles:
After Kim Richards‘s sobriety collapsed, so too did her relationship with Kyle Richards.
Kim took a Housewives hiatus to get help, or at the very least, to go on Target shopping sprees and rehab flees, leaving behind Kyle to answer the unanswerable questions about the Kurious misbehaviors of Kim Killah. Kyle had no answers. Thankfully, she turned to LVP for guidance and support, sweeping all their past disagreements under the boughs of Kyle’s mumu and heading off to Italy on a friendship rekindling trek.
While Lisa and Kyle‘s friendship was a pleasant distraction from the Lyme, lies, and lack of alibis, one place Kyle’s family wasn’t welcome, was niece Nicky Hilton‘s wedding!
Thankfully, Kyle and Kim managed to have a heart-to-heart and patch things up-ish, but Lipsa is still playing like Eileen and waiting for acknowledgement or an apology from Kim! Maybe someday…
The Great Recasting:
Ding-Dong the witches are back in the Valley! Bravo finally cleaned house, relieving Brandi Glanville and Kim of their toxic duties. Luckily, Lipsa, Eileen, and YoLymeaid were available to offer vitamin IVs, metallic tooth detoxify, used bags of silicone implants, and cryogenic brain freezes to spread around the bad juju!
My King Is Missing:
Remember when David Foster’s face appeared on the side of a milk carton searching for a missing bank account husband? Or maybe it was on the side of a vitamin bottle that we spied his aggrieved face? Yolanda’s Lyme-brain made it impossible to recall when she last felt the love from David, where he was laying his head, or when their marriage ended – just in case she filed for divorce at the start of last season, shocking the hell out of all who’d heard her spiel about worshiping her king as she sprawled across his piano wearing impeccable white Lululemon.
But those were the days before Lyme seized hold of Yolanda’s very existence, putting her in a constant perilous struggle for survival, only cured by David’s money an amazing race around the globe for the cure.
Lipsa later speculated that Yolanda’s symptoms miraculously increased the second she moved into that divorce condo and out of the Malibu mansion of David’s loving embrace.
The Prettiest Little Horses In The Hills:
Then there was that time LVP chartered a private jet to pick up mini ponies for Ken Todd‘s birthday. Those tiny horses weren’t quite right so she had some more hand delivered at Villa Rosa with matching mini pony barn.
Cause what do you get the 70-year-old man who has everything, including a hip replacement? Why miniature horses the color of rosé, of course!
Arabian Fights:
The ladies traveled to Dubai for what was arguably one of the most fabulous Housewives trips ever. Unfortunately most of their time in the city of sand, sun, and shopping was spent arguing about Lyme, Lies, and Loose Lips. Maybe everyone had sand in their mind?
LVP would not be backed into a corner about conspiring with Kyle about Yolanda, or that she “suggested” someone – postulate that Yolanda may not be as Lyme afflicted as her little heart desired. Lipsa and Eileen gave it a valiant try, prying an admission of guilt out of LVP is like prying the Lyme out of Yolanda!
Does Anyone Care What Faye Has To Say?
New Housewife Kathryn Edwards had a bone to pick with Kyle’s erstwhile morally corrupt BFF, Faye Resnick. Unfortunately, when Kathryn finally got the opportunity to confront her decades-long enemy for lies Faye spread in her memoir, Kathryn withered under Faye’s nuclear orange glow. I really never care to see Faye again. Unfortunately, I’m sure we won’t ever get our wish…
When Kathryn wasn’t pondering how to enact revenge on Faye, her bad hearing was causing her problems with the Girardis. First, she miss-represented Erika’s analysis that LVP was a spider, and Kathryn’s bickering with Erika turned into cross-examining Tom.
Luckily Kathrine and Erika were able to wade in the big girl pool to put their issues behind them, but it wasn’t enough to save Kathryn’s place in the cast. Neither Kathryn nor Yolanda will be returning this season, but Erika is back!
TELL US – WHAT WAS YOUR BEST AND WORST MEMORY FROM RHOBH SEASON 6?
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New year, new drama, new vocabulary--puhhlease! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns for season seven tonight and we've got but one request: Leave those tired season six...
This season of Below Deck has been so good. It is chock full of drama and I’m living for it. One person with no tolerance for bull shit who has been all kinds of annoyed this year is my girl Kate Chastain.
Kate is not afraid to speak her mind in any situation so it makes perfect sense that she has a book coming out soon. I can’t wait to see what she has to say about her experiences on the show – especially since she also mentioned that there won’t be a Below Deck reunion this season. This news really upsets me because I would love to know what the cast members have to say after watching the season, but I’m sure Kate will be serving up enough tea for me to feel satisfied and entertained.
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When a fan tweeted to Kate, “I hope you get lots of apologies at the reunion @Kate_Chastain #BelowDeck,” the reality star replied by saying, “I don’t think we’re doing a reunion this year. @Bravotv has a pretty exciting winter line up of shows to fit in!” Ugh. I’m so annoyed.
I am beyond bummed that there won’t be a Below Deck reunion, but I do feel like Kate talking shit about her fellow cast members will be pretty entertaining. Kate knows how to throw some pretty good shade on the show so I have hopes that her book will be a good read.
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Kate announced the news about her book via Twitter. Kate tweeted, “FUN FACT: you can all take a page out of my book being published on Amazon next week after the final #BelowDeck episode.”
Kate already has a website where she blogs her thoughts on the Below Deck episodes among other things so she has experience writing and we all know she’s all about telling it like it is, so I think the show’s fans will be entertained. Plus, my interest is definitely piqued since Kate is releasing the book right after the Below Deck finale. That is some good timing because I’m sure I’ll be going through Below Deck-induced withdrawals immediately after that last episode.
TELL US – WOULD YOU READ KATE’S BOOK?
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She may not be a full time cast member of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills this season, but Eden Sassoon is making waves already. Eden seems sure her place is RHOBH history is already cemented, claiming, “I don’t know that there could be a next year without me.” And she hasn’t even appeared on screen yet!
Daughter of the legendary hair stylist/mogul Vidal Sassoon, Eden is rumored to be butting heads with cast members already – namely, Kyle Richards. But it’s her personal backstory that Eden focused on in a recent interview – in which she dished on everything from her alcoholic past to somewhat shocking celebrity hookups!
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“If you want to become a celebrity, go ahead and date me and then you will become one,” Eden bragged to Keven Undergaro of The Tomorrow Show. “Before Tobey Magiure was Tobey… before Neil was Neil and Gay… Neil Patrick Harris… before Orlando Bloom was Orlando Bloom was… Oh, I got a good eye.”
Eden also claimed she had a near-tryst with Rob Lowe and even gave Mac Miller a…favor. “I did give him [Mac Miller] a blow job…I didn’t want to sleep with him, so I was like, ‘let me take care of this kid’…I don’t know if I would take Mac or Justin [Bieber] for a date.”
Um. Alrighty then!
Opening up about more serious matters, namely her sobriety, Eden recalled her last days drinking: “I remember this was the second to last drunk and drinking it like it was water and that was not the way I drank but for some reason I did that night and uh I woke up like 4 or 5 hours later, fell off the table, hit my head, my body, everything passed out, passed out at the tattoo place.”
RELATED: Kim Richards Blames Lisa Rinna For Drama On RHOBH
Eden added that she was once so drunk, she removed her own IUD at home – by mistake! “I’m like holy shit and I took it in a plastic bag to my gyno and she’s like my sister and she goes Eden no one has ever done this before.”
So, does this mean Eden will be able to sniff out the truth about Kim Richards’ sobriety, which the RHOBH alum is claiming to be “amazing” these days? That remains to be seen. But Eden does admit she saw Kim as a bit of an icon, as a child. “I, growing up, would go to the set of my sister’s film and Kim and Catya were the stars and I would want to hang out with Kim because my sister was my sister and that’s not cool. And I had this younger girl crush on her (Kim).”
As for her thoughts on Lisa Vanderpump, Eden gushed, “Hands down, Vanderpump’s my girl – like don’t disrespect that woman,” adding that Lisa was also “friendly” with her late father.
It seems like Eden will be one to watch this season, given her no-filter attitude thus far. Let’s just hope we don’t have another Brandi Glanville on our hands. Because, really, haven’t we already paid our dues to the Bravo gods in full by now? #NeverAgain!
TELL US: DO YOU THINK EDEN WILL BE A GOOD ADDITION TO THE CAST? ARE YOU SURPRISED BY HER SALACIOUS STORIES?
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Another day, another alleged fake relationship for Kenya Moore!
In an excoriating Instagram post, Kenya‘s ex-boyfriend Matt Jordan compares himself to “Walter” (the original fake Kenya boyfriend) and accuses her of lying about him for a Real Housewives Of Atlanta storyline – for which he claims she never compensated him for as promised!
Good lord – are there any decent relationships in and around Atlanta?
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Back to Matt and Kenya! This episode Kenya claimed Matt flew into a jealous rage over her successful career and fabulous past. Not only does he deny her ascertains, but he wonders just why Kenya, if she’s so fabulous, remains oh-so single, year after year. I do believe Phaedra Parks has asked that very same question (not that she’s one to talk!).
“Please stop lying!!!” begins Matt. “The whole abusive boyfriend thing I’ll let it play out even though I was totally against the whole idea in the first place. I never once mentioned any of this stuff in the photo. When you tried to show it to me I didn’t even know it was you. And you were horribly offended and started shouting and alluding to relationships you had with some of frankly I just don’t care.”
“Sweetie you are 45 years old and single,” Matt adds. “I want[ed] to be with you. I was proud of my queen.”
If Matt didn’t want to be made to look a fool, why would he agree to? Famewhore?
Matt reveals that as a kid he considered Kenya a legend, especially since most of her career highs took place during his youth! Sh-Sh-Sh-SHAAAAAAAADE!
RELATED – Kenya Tricked Matt Into Filming RHOA?
“Any of them brothers wanted you they would have had you a long time ago,” Matt went on. “Sorry its just the truth. I won’t be made out to be jealous or insecure that’s never been a part of my makeup or my character. But now that we’re done filming you need to be able to dispose of me properly. So when you’re interviewed you can point to a pic of HOV (happy bday brother) From 96 and say I was jealous of a photo I never felt no way about. But conveniently leave out how you messaged my publicist to take down the video of me and Marlo [Hampton] because fans kept saying I looked better with her…stop it.”
“Insecure… cursing the production team out. So you could block me from going to Porsha’s Fitness event. Tell the truth about the fake birthday you planned purposely a day before YOU booked me the flight back to ATL, so it would look like I just didn’t show up. Since you’re the one that asked me to come back. SHAME ON YOU,” adds Matt. “If you want the attention of any of those Brothers in the photo then contact their publicist. All respect intended I wish one of them would have married you so it wouldn’t be another heartbroken sister out here. Everybody gives you a pass. Even the brother you called Gay all last season pulled me aside and told me to stand by you and love you right after I barked on him. S/o to Chris. I wish you well. I really hope you get what you desire.”
Matt concludes with some words of advice, “You had a brother that loved you. I’m trying my hardest to be mature. But please don’t lie on me.”
Well, someone isn’t mincing words. Ouch.
Matt took a lot of flack from commenters who called him out for using Kenya for TV exposure and for agreeing to be paid to look a fool.
Matt argues that his relationship with Kenya was real, but many elements were staged for RHOA. And although he alleges that he was promised some cash, Kenya never actually wrote that check! Moore Manor requiring too many financial obligations?
“Sorry to inform you I have never received a dime from that show,” Matt shares. “Nor has Kenya paid me like she said she would for the whole broken window thing she manufactured. Bravo/RHOA replaced the window. Why the heck would someone do such a thing?? Hummmm.”
RELATED – Kenya On Keeping Relationships Private!
“Who said she paid me??? Who said it was a fake relationship?? Never came out my mouth brother. Yeah I did sign up to play abusive BF this season. Wouldn’t have been no problem if the check got cut AS AGREED. Make no mistake I know how to move on, women have never been a issue,” Matt writes. “But if you owe me money… male or female I’m gonna need that bag!! Trust me I’ll disappear immediately after. LOL. Lable me anyway you want. If you owe that man, pay that man!! Or in her words ‘compensate me for my time.'”
Matt also fully expects Kenya to be “editing” and “posting” their private conversations to substantiate her claims. “At this point I’m tired of defending the truth. Lies dance around….the truth stands still.”
You can read the post, plus Matt’s comments here.
Well that’s juicy! Kenya hasn’t commented yet, but she made a few cryptic comments about not letting people steal her joy and refraining from reacting. Whatever – Matt’s right. She needs to stop. This is, like, the fourth time she’s had shady boyfriend drama that amounts to them accusing her of faking their relationship for PR. Lady, get in therapy and then get a real man!
TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED KENYA USED MATT? WAS HE USING HER TOO?
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Get ready for Christmas with the Pearsons! This Is Us' first-ever Christmas episode airs tonight on NBC, and keeping with NBC's new hit show's tradition, it'll make you...
It’s official! Little Women: LA, the flagship show that started the entire Little Women franchise on Lifetime, has begun filming season six. So, take a few cleansing breaths while you can – because more cat fighting, drug accusations, pregnancy news, and of course, vomit inducing Matt Ericson [Grundhoffer] insanity is just around the corner.
LWLA producer and star of the show, Terra Jole, posted the above pic on Instagram, announcing that she was “Back at it with these guys!” referring to the film crew beside her. No word on season six’s premiere date yet, but with LWLA’s history of stacking seasons back to back in dizzying succession, one can assume it’s not too far away.
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Season five of the show brought us an unprecedented supply of pregnant castmembers: Briana Renee, Elena Gant, and Terra all gave birth during filming. And Jasmine Sorge became pregnant during season five’s run, setting her up nicely for a birth story of her own in season six. (So, any bets on who will get the next spinoff? Because you just know in your bones these ladies will go full frontal Game Of Thrones on each other for one! #WinterIsComing)
But the real focus this past season was – what else? – DRAMA. Because these ladies know how to keep a paycheck the petty sh*t turned up at all times! To briefly recap: Almost everyone hates Christy McGinity. Tonya Banks shockingly got the good edit. Terra is the queen bee, and she has the stinger to prove it. And Matt continues to be a dirty bird – minus the ability to tweet.
RELATED: Little Women: LA Reunion Part 2 Recap
So, what’s in store for season six? More of the same, perhaps, as LWLA’s million-plus viewership each week has continually supported. But if Lifetime knows what’s good for them, maybe they’ll consider a cast shakeup, not to mention some new storylines that don’t depend on rehashed drama from one to two years back (please!). In short, it’s time for a reboot. Crossing fingers that the powers that be think so too.
In any case, LWLA continues to be the powerhouse of the Little Women empire, which now includes Little Women: New York, Little Women: Atlanta, and its newest installment, Little Women: Dallas. And spinoffs from the franchise continue to grow – Terra’s Little Family, and even Little Weddings, a new show that premiered Nov 23 on Lifetime, not to mention the horrific, traumatizing Matt & Briana: Ride Or Die special that many of us barely lived through last year are all outgrowths of the series.
Well, despite what comes our way for season six of LWLA, one thing is certain: These ladies may be small in stature, but their ongoing issues with each other are certainly larger than life!
TELL US: WILL YOU BE WATCHING LITTLE WOMEN: LA SEASON 6? WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO SEE?
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Ever wonder why The Walking Dead calls zombies everything but the word? They're walkers, biters, floaters, geeks, lurkers, roamers, rotters--you get the point. They're everything but...Possibly in an attempt to prove once and for all that she’s telling the truth about her divorce from Apollo Nida, Phaedra Parks‘ divorce docs were unsealed yesterday. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is indeed officially divorced and has been since July.
After sharing that she was officially free, Apollo called the whole divorce story into question by filing a fresh set of divorce papers last week. But according to new reports, it’s just a waste everyone’s time since a judge already signed off on the whole thing.
TMZ reports that the documents prove Apollo was served with divorce papers in March and he even requested more time to respond, but after months of radio silence, a judge went ahead and granted Phaedra the divorce.
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She gets full physical custody of the kids while he’s serving his eight year prison sentence. After his release he’ll be allowed some visitation but Phaedra will still have all the say with regard to the boys.
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We can’t wait to hear what Apollo‘s excuse is for filing docs, knowing full well he’s officially divorced already. Sounds like a waste of time and legal fees, but I suppose he has all the time in the world right now.
TELL US – WHY DO YOU THINK APOLLO IS SCREWING AROUND WITH THE DIVORCE FILINGS?
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It’s a topsy-turvy world out there in SUR and last night’s Vanderpump Rules dove into its favorite subjects – cheating and Lisa Vanderpump‘s fabulosity!
Is there anything more confusing than a woman who is not only willing to have sex with James Kennedy, but do the sex in essentially a cot in the corner of his dorm room? Oh yes, there IS something more confusing – that this woman is willing to admit this sex on national television! The bright lights of LVP‘s sparkles reflected by Bravo cameras can cause a girl to lose her mind!
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In the land of SUR, James is fired, and Lala Kent is running around begging people to understand that she’s not sleeping with a married man. Lala stalks Lisa to her new Rolls and is like HOMEWRECKER GOALS, before begging Lisa not to believe the gossip. Lisa’s ‘Lady-ish doth protests too much’ side-eye said enough. My side-eye was directed firmly at Scheana Marie, who is leading the Lala-witch hunt under the tutelage of Katie Maloney and Stassi Schroeder.
I get it, I get it… Scheana must over-compensate for her own sordid past. Or, like, maybe she underwent a traumatic brain injury when her teeth got knocked out and this disarrayed her memory? Or perhaps Stassi gave her Electroshock Therapy and removed her brain, which is why Scheana has absolutely NO MEMORY of that time she had an affair with the very married husband of Brandi Glanville? (I shudder to say that name out loud for fear she was come crashing through this recap, shrieking ‘You still love me, Bravo! You really love me!’ We don’t. It’s up for debate if we love Scheana less though.)
Since we’re taking about people I don’t like at all, let’s check in with our favorite bridezilla! Yes, Katie, you will have that wedding of your dreams even if you’re forced to kill Tom 2 in the process. After which I am sure you will then land your own Evil Brides special on TLC.
Katie and Tom fly to some god-forsaken forest to check out their wedding venue. The theme is something like “Woodland Elegance.” I think I bought a candle with that scent once and it smelled exactly like a Christmas tree that’s been up too damn long. The problem with this whole wedding is that Tom 2 doesn’t want to be a part of it – not the enormous budget, soaring taller than a Redwood tree; nor Katie’s outrageous bitch-tantrums, raging harder than an exploding champagne bottle. Tom 2 spends the entire wedding planner consultation making sarcastic comments while Katie’s stare grows deadlier and deadlier. I imagine that isolated woodland, with its plethora of mason jar accessories, is the perfect place to hide a body.
After their disastrous wedding venue scouting, Katie and Tom host an evening of cocktails for their respective wedding party. OK, it was remarkably less classy than that, but it did include cocktails. Shockingly, Katie does not attempt to stab Ariana Madix with a cocktail straw because Ariana dared say hello to Lala – instead Tom 1 yells at Jax Taylor for provoking James into the reaction that led to his firing. Tom 1 is pissy because he thinks James was set-up; everyone else – most notably James’ scorned ex Kristen Doute – is pissed that Tom would dare defend James. Or perhaps, Kristen just wanted any attempt to start trouble with Ariana.
That was an awkward example of cognitive dissonance, was it not? While Ariana is conversing with Scheana, Kristen skuttles over to complain about her veneers being uncomfortable. Ariana shrugs that they look exactly like her own teeth – meaning crazy is as crazy does, and crazy looks the part, and new teeth ain’t going to eat the crazy. Kristen gets defensive and starts breathing down Ariana’s neck for her indefensible defense of James.
Now I agree – James is indefensible, but Kristen is not the person to accuse anyone else of being indefensible. Thankfully, Ariana was wearing her hypocrite antenna, and they were highly tuned to reminding Kristen of her highly insane past behavior. If James is so scary, what is Kristen, aka, the attack queen of West Hollywood who may as well challenge Rhonda Rousey to a duel? Kristen doesn’t get it. In her mind, those incidents where she punched numerous people were all isolated and provoked, whereas James is just DJ F–ker and deserves no humanity. Furthermore, because the group has accepted her back, she is saved and redeemed and exalted.
Tom 1 doesn’t even seem to care about defending James, he seemed mostly mad on principal and fed up with Jax’s self-righteous shit-headery. Too bad everyone literally celebrates at the news that Ding-Dong The James Is Gone (well at least in physical presence!).
Things explode between Katie and Tom 2 at the Porsche dealership. As things so often do! After Tom made a joke about buying a Porsche instead of a wedding, Katie turned into Medusa and screamed that his d–k didn’t work. CLASSY. LVP’s money can’t buy Katie class.
I do believe the whole passive aggressive meltdown of Tom 2 was spurned by his underwear modeling gig during which the photographer made several pointed references to the diminished size of his manhood. Since Tom couldn’t accurately explain that Katie had lobbed his balls off to use as part of her bridal bouquet, he just stuffed a peach down his pants (literally) and fretted inwardly until he rubbed a bald spot in his hair. On the positive, I will say all the working out has worked wonders to remove Tom 2’s dad bod.
Speaking of gyms, the couple that lifts weights in coordinated outfits, stays together – just not in wedded bliss! Ariana and Tom 1 hit the gym to work on their summer bodies (Tom explains the LA necessity of always keeping one’s beach body on retainer), when James arrives to discuss his firing. James readily admits that he allowed Jax and this GG to push his buttons all the way out of SUR’s DJ booth. Poor James, now jobless, he may get evicted from the corner he is illegally subletting in Beverly Hills. Location! Location! Location!
Well, James has more pressing issues to concern himself with, like the fact that Ellie – a new face floating around SUR and inside James’ bed – has been pressing onto him hard and documenting the proof via iPhone! It appears that not everyone at SUR shuns Lala for her extramarital proclivities. She does have a friend or two (other than James!), and Ellie happens to be one of them.
Lala goes hiking with two of her besties and they are just so close – thick as thieves, actually! So close that Lala had no idea Ellie had stolen into James‘ bed like a thief in the night whilst he was dating Raquel. Lala is doubtful until Ellie proffers up proof in the form of a time stamped iPhone usie featuring James uniquely scrawny back and hideously iconic Union Jack headboard. Lala is scandalized and skips off to confront James with the evidence of his lies and betrayals – but only because she’s trying to be a good friend, you understand! (Actually I think Lala is a good friend).
James is livid when Lala confronts him with the photo and accuses Ellie of fabricating the time stamp. Apparently, there are apps to do this! James is well-aware after his years of dating Kristen. James clarifies that yes, he has been in Ellie’s forest, but not this year. Not since the glorious Racquel parted the clouds and entered as the sun in his life.
Then James turns the tables around to demand to know why Lala hasn’t introduced him – or anyone else! – to her man, after all James may be inclined to believe the rumors that he’s married are true…
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Meanwhile, Ellie, feeling liberated after finally revealing the truth about how intimately she knows James, decided to tell the most gossipy person at SUR. That would be Scheana Marie! Ugh. Scheana even manages to rope the perpetually stoned chill Ariana into her gossipy lasso. Scheana is so desperate to get the tale, and report back to Stassi and Katie, that she schedules a coffee date with Ellie to hear all the news.
Ellie was so ashamed of dating James she kept it secret for months – until TV cameras appeared!? How convenient! It was more than hooking up, Ellie and James actually dated for few months – while he was also dating Racquel apparently? – because she was so desperately lonely. She decided to document their affair knowing James would call her a whore and badmouth her to all three of Lisa’s establishments. Scheana salivates right into her salad, the drool becoming low-fat dressing.
Then, somehow, Scheana turns the conversation around to discuss Lala’s sex life! Even after Ellie remarks that it’s really no one’s business who Lala is dating, Scheana lays it on thick that she knows he’s married, and since Ellie is such a good friend of Lala’s, she’s probably met him, right? Ellie smirks in response which confirms all of Scheana’s suspicions.
Oh Scheana… hypocrisy does not become you anymore than those silly colored contacts do. And yes, we see you – even if you can’t see yourself.
Scheana literally ran from coffee with Ellie over to Kristen’s house. Kristen is cutting up cucumbers that Stassi must to be drunk to eat. It’s like noon and they’re doing shots and talking shit. #TimeToGetJobsAndBeFiredFromPumpRulesCasueYoureBoringAndBasicAF
I swear Scheana was only invited over so Stassi and Kristen could get the lurid gossip. They are overjoyed by Scheana’s tale of James sordid behaviors and even more so by ‘proof’ of Lala is a “toxic slut,” whom they relish in humiliating in defense of Katie’s tender innocence. Cause yeah Katie never, ever did or said anything horrible to Lala that was justifying the “summer body” comment…
They cackle over all the people who know about Lala’s married boyfriend. Apparently, Lala and Mr. Maybe Married even made a sex tape, which Scheana is aware of. Is this girl the sex tape whisperer? Stassi relishes the thought of it leaking and mortification befalling Lala – something she knows about from experience!
But, seriously. WHO CARES. Why is the guy not being called out? Only Lala. Those hussies are just bitter they’re reduced to dating men who’d rather become unicks than marry them, or men who can’t even pay for their booze bills, let alone finance a Range Rover. It seems so malicious and mean and immature. If Lala is dating a married man, that is wrong, but is it more or less wrong than what these other women have also done? They should just be like Ariana with her over-the-knee boots that are made for riding off into the evening on the handlebars of Tom 1‘s bike, dreaming of a world of working air conditioners and perfect ceviche. Look how happy they look!
While all this is happening, LVP is blissfully spending hundreds on flowers while lecturing Katie on getting her act together before she ruins her relationship with Tom 2. Lisa trying to snip Katie’s arrogant tantrums in the bud was admirable, but we all know she’ll just stomp all over the garden as soon as she doesn’t get her way!
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