Monday, January 15, 2018
'The Bachelor' spoilers: Who did Arie Luyendyk Jr. pick as his final bachelorette? And who are his Final 4 women?
The Bachelor spoilers give viewers with a way to skip to the end of Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s journey to find love and find out which woman won his heart and which bachelorettes made it far into the process but left brokenhearted.
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Watch Teen Mom's Amber Portwood Find Out She's Pregnant With Baby No. 2
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The Bachelor Recap: Must Love Dogs (And Cardigans and Going to Bed Early)
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'The Bachelor' spoilers: Who did Arie Luyendyk Jr. pick as his final bachelorette? And who are his Final 4 women?
The Bachelor spoilers give viewers with a way to skip to the end of Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s journey to find love and find out which woman won his heart and which bachelorettes made it far into the process but left brokenhearted.
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Raine Takes a Stake in ‘Planet of the Apps’ Creator
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Raine Takes a Stake in ‘Planet of the Apps’ Creator
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No, there will not be a Real Housewives of Nashville
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'The Bachelor' spoilers: Who are Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s winner pick and Final 4 bachelorettes? Plus new episode details!
The Bachelor spoilers provide fans with a way to skip to the end of Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s journey to find love and find out which woman won his heart and which bachelorettes made it far into the process but left brokenhearted.
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Jota Amâncio confirma namoro e diz querer casar com Emilly; assista
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Monday Night Tea – Plus, What’s On Reality TV Tonight: January 15th
The lead singer of the Cranberries died suddenly – Dlisted
Daniel Radcliffe weighs in on Johnny Depp – Celebitchy
Kourtney Kardashian “secretly” married? – Starcasm
Is Meghan Markle going to be dealing with this the rest of her life? – Dlisted
8 PM EST –
The Bachelor (ABC)
Love & Hip Hop Miami (VH1)
9 PM EST –
Better Late Than Never (NBC)
Kids Baking Championship (Food Network)
Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!)
Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)
Teen Mom OG (MTV)
10 PM EST –
Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian (E!)
(Bravo) – finale
Siesta Key (RelationshepMTV)
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Ariana Madix and Brittany Cartwright
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Paixão secreta de Mara e Bonner vem à tona e a gente não sabe lidar
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'Big Brother's Derrick Levasseur starring in new 'The Unsolved' series for Investigation Discovery
Big Brother 16 winner Derrick Levasseur will be starring in a new series on Investigation Discovery called The Unsolved.
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'Trading Spaces' revival spring premiere date announced by TLC
Trading Spaces' highly-anticipated return will be in early April.
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Real Housewives' Bethenny Frankel, Danielle Staub, and More Attend Bobby Zarin's Funeral
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'The Bachelor' star Arie Luyendyk Jr. meets his "twin" Zach Braff
The Bachelor star Arie Luyendyk Jr., was thrilled to meet his "long lost twin" Zach Braff.
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'The Bachelor' Couples Now: Who did 'The Bachelor' stars and their final bachelorettes ultimately end up with?! (PHOTOS)
See whom each season's The Bachelor star and their final bachelorette ultimately ended up married or engaged to!
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'The Bachelorette' Couples Now: Whom did 'The Bachelorette' stars and their final bachelors end up with?! (PHOTOS)
See whom each The Bachelorette season's Bachelorette and their final bachelor ultimately ended up married or engaged to!
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Jersey Shore Star Angelina Pivarnick Is Engaged to Chris Larangeira: See Her Ring
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Vanderpump Rules Preview: Jax Taylor’s Drama Tears Ariana Madix & Tom Sandoval Apart
On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the group is reeling from Jax Taylor‘s second betrayal of Brittany Cartwright and it leaves the girls’ team divided from the boys’ team! Oh my.
Tom Sandoval blames Ariana Madix for getting involved and sharing a recording with Brittany that captured Jax canoodling with Faith Sowers. Why do I imagine someone standing over them with a Fisher-Price tape recorder to get these goods? Ariana is disgusted with Tom for taking Jax’s side, and suggests they should break up! Break up over Jax… kids – his shenanigans are just not worth it!
While some people are driven apart by the craziness, Katie Maloney and Scheana Marie decide to forge a peace treaty which demands they each stop gossiping about each other’s relationships.
Finally James Kennedy is back at SUR where he’s spinning up all the chaos and tattling to Lisa Vanderpump about everyone’s bad deeds. But Brittany is also tattling – which might lead to Jax losing his job!
Finally Lala Kent connects with newest hostess Billie and gives her all at the information about how to score rides on a private jet. You know the important things a girl needs to know…
Make sure to join our live-viewing party in the comments and stop by tomorrow morning for our recap!
TELL US – SHOULD ARIANA HAVE STAYED OUT OF JAX AND BRITTANY’S DRAMA?
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Kendall Long -- 8 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery!
Kendall Long -- 8 things to know about the bachelorette competing for The Bachelor star Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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Carly Waddell and Evan Bass reveal name they've picked for baby girl
Carly Waddell and Evan Bass have revealed the name they've selected for their baby girl on the way!
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Cat Deeley is pregnant with her second child
Cat Deeley has announced she is pregnant with her second child.
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Becca Kufrin -- 8 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery!
Becca Kufrin -- 8 things to know about the bachelorette competing for The Bachelor star Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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Famosos que perderam tudo e atualmente estão mais pobres do que você
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'The Bachelor' spoilers: Who are Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s winner pick and Final 4 bachelorettes? Plus new episode details!
The Bachelor spoilers provide fans with a way to skip to the end of Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s journey to find love and find out which woman won his heart and which bachelorettes made it far into the process but left brokenhearted.
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Sheree Whitfield Has Been “Bored” Watching NeNe Leakes On Real Housewives Of Atlanta This Season
Last week, NeNe Leakes came for Sheree Whitfield during her appearance on Watch What Happens Live. Sheree made some comments about NeNe and Gregg Leakes having mug shots and NeNe upped the ante with her own mug shot tea. Did something happen later on the season that the viewers are not aware of? It seems like the two of them have been getting along pretty well – up until now, anyway.
Sheree stopped by the Bravo clubhouse to talk shit about NeNe discuss the season with Andy Cohen.
Sheree attempted to clear up the mugshot comments, but she just ended up talking in circles. She said, “Now let’s be clear, if I do have a mugshot, I was a kid. I was a child, a teenager, a rebellious teen. I have not been that in almost forty years. I wasn’t a grown woman with a mugshot, with several mugshots, like her.”
She acted like she was a above the fray when it comes to shading the children, but she ended up throwing some shade anyway: “We’re not even gonna talk about the kids. I apologized about talking about her son. I thought the kids were off limits and she accepted my apology. I don’t have to talk about her kid. It’s all over the internet. The internet speaks for itself. However, my kids are doing great.”
Andy asked Sheree if she’s discussed her relationship with Tyrone Gilliams with her children. Sheree admitted, “Well, I haven’t had an in depth conversation with Kairo [Whitfield].” Well he definitely knows now. It’s a major plot line on this season and she’s spoken about the relationship in several interviews, so he’s definitely well aware. Sheree admitted, “You know, they know, but it has not been an in depth conversation. They’ll meet him when he’s home.”
Andy tried to ask Sheree when her boo will be done with jail, but once again she didn’t have a straight answer.
The Atlanta Housewives have commented on Sheree’s relationship with Tyrone all season. Sheree shared, “I think some of them have good intentions and are just trying to look out for me, but I think some of them are being shady.” She didn’t list any names, but it’s pretty easy to tell who is genuinely concerned and who’s just using her relationship for a punchline.
Andy asked Sheree, “Are you talking marriage with him?” Sheree said, “maybe,” which is not exactly a confession.
A caller who was clearly on #TeamSheree asked, “Do you think NeNe is starting to feel irrelevant and that’s why she’s so bitter?” Sheree told her, “You said it girl, not me,” while she took a long sip of her drink. Andy said that he thinks NeNe is “pretty funny.” Sheree countered with, “I think she used to be pretty funny.”
Again, I don’t really see where this latest bout of animosity is stemming from. Apparently Sheree doesn’t either since she admitted, “I’m very confused. I thought we were doing OK. I thought that we were getting along. When I invite them to dinner, she doesn’t show up.”
She continued, “When I go to the elephant room, she doesn’t want to tell me what the elephants are.” That made zero sense. Why did she tell Sheree that they had issues, invite to an event where they were supposed to address these issues only to say nothing at all?
Andy read a tweet from NeNe that said, “I’m bored.” Sheree used that as an opportunity to clap back: “I’ve been saying the exact same thing all season watching her. What is the story line?” Ironically enough, that’s how I feel about the entire cast this season, except for when Kim Zolciak shows up to stir the pot. At this point, nothing has happened and we are well into the season.
TELL US-WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: SHEREE’S OR NENE’S? DO YOU THINK SHEREE AND TYRONE’S RELATIONSHIP WILL LAST? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEASON 10 OF RHOA SO FAR?
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Tia Booth -- 8 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery!
Tia Booth -- 8 things to know about the bachelorette competing for The Bachelor star Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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Jill Zarin's husband Bobby Zarin dies following cancer battle
Jill Zarin's husband, Bobby Zarin, has died following his battle with cancer.
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Lauren Burnham -- 8 things to know about Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s 'The Bachelor' bachelorette, PLUS Photo Gallery!
Lauren Burnham -- 8 things to know about the bachelorette competing for The Bachelor star Arie Luyendyk Jr.'s heart.
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'BBB 18': Nomes de participantes serão divulgados dia 18
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'The Bachelor' alum Tenley Molzahn engaged to boyfriend Taylor Leopold
The Bachelor alum Tenley Molzahn is going to be a bride!
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'The Bachelor' alum Tenley Molzahn engaged to boyfriend Taylor Leopold
The Bachelor alum Tenley Molzahn is going to be a bride!
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Report: Kelly Dodd’s Husband Michael Is Seeking Full Custody Of Their Daughter; Kelly Insists They Are Getting Along
It was tough watching Kelly Dodd’s relationship with Michael Dodd fall apart during the last Real Housewives of Orange County season. She talked a lot about the idea of divorcing so their daughter Jolie could have two happy parents.
Kelly announced that she and Michael are divorcing before the season ended and now they are trying to work out the details for the sake of their daughter.
According to a report from Life & Style, “Michael has lawyered up because he wants full custody of their daughter.” Some inside source alleges, “Michael feels Kelly’s often traveling and busy filming.” The same person adds, “He is furious.”
The source claims, “He wants to make sure that she gets all the attention she needs.”
Kelly posted a photo of Michael with the caption, “When you can depend on your ex to put up a light!! All the stories are bullshit lies @DailyMailCeleb.” Daily Mail cited the same Life & Style post for an article on its site, so it seems like Kelly is denying the claims that Michael is seeking full custody of their daughter.
RELATED: Kelly Dodd Struggled Watching Her Marriage End On Real Housewives Of Orange County
TELL US- DO YOU WANT KELLY DODD TO RETURN FOR ANOTHER REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY SEASON?
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Day 13 preview: video clips and pictures - Ch5 Mon 15th Jan 9:00 PM - Celebrity Big Brother January 2018 [cbb 21]
Celebrity Big Brother is tonight at 9.00pm on Channel 5.
Video Clips:
Trouble in paradise
In the garden, Shane J and Ashley are talking about Ginuwine and how he has "flicked his switch"
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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: All Them Elephants!
All them elephants eh? Well I guess Real Housewives Of Atlanta has turned into a circus, and the elephants are running things!
Sometimes I’m astounded by just how much crap RHOA is filled with. Like Porsha Williams – suddenly it’s her life-long dream to be an actress? I thought that was NeNe Leakes‘ dream? Anyway, now Porsha is doing a play, but it ain’t no Broadway, it’s some local theater but at least she gets to work with the greats like Vivica A Fox.
The real question is what on earth (or on any planet) is Kim Zolciak doing? Her wig definitely needs some adjusting in the attitude department. Kim kept insinuating that NeNe is ‘on something,’ but Kim was the one behaving insanely. We’ll get to Wigs N Cigs’ messy mayhem in a few, let’s start with Cynthia Bailey.
Cynthia & Will Sittin’ in a tree – k-i-s-s-i-n-g… but not if anyone else has anything to do with it. Girl is 50 and fine and just wants to get her humps on with a hot man, but all her friends can focus on is that he might be using her. Maybe after years of Uncle Ben bumpin’ (or not), Cynthia just wants a little ho-ho in her life?
Cynthia hosts a school supplies fundraiser at her modeling agency, which was basically a fashion shoot surrounded by binders, interspersed with Cynthia and Kenya Moore sitting around gossiping about Will. It’s clear they were waiting for Will to actually show up. When he did, Cynthia started giggling like a schoolgirl, which I thought was cute. She and Will are taking things slow, but Kenya is all but pulling a Mama Joyce on the man! When Will reveals he’s going to Brazil, the first thought in Kenya’s dirty mind is that prostitution is legal and all the women have manufactured butts. Maybe Kenya purchased hers there?!
Kenya actually pulls Cynthia aside – in front of Will – to warn her. Yes, seriously the only reason people vacation in Brazil is legalized prostitution! What’s next? Will’s gonna go to Amsterdam!? And who would take Kenya’s advice on men? Personally, I like Cynthia dating; I think it’s cute to see her so giddy about this guy. Let the girl be.
Also, according to Cynthia, since Kenya up and married her Instagram date, they hardly see each other – so how would Kenya have a clue about what’s going on in Cynthia’s life?!
And now, alas, I have worked up the negative energy to discuss Kim Zolciak. Sheree Whitfield believes a few meetings with a life coach qualifies her to give out life advice, so she invites Kim and NeNe to dinner so they can talk.
Kim and Sheree are amusing in the way that shady bitches who are feeling rowdy and vengeful are. And Kim is always on a tear about some old thing. Before the appetizers are out, she’s already encouraged Sheree to go for it with her imprisoned lover Tyrone (Sheree could join the cast of Love After Lockup!). Then Kim titters that Kandi Burruss offered to eat her box. Kim swears this is true – and she declined. Maybe Kandi just wanted to see if Kim wears a wig ‘down there’. Sheree is scandalized.
How desperate is Kim Z? The icing on the cake: NeNe doesn’t even show up. They call her, to find out where her handicapped Rolls parked, and NeNe claims she has too many unresolved issues with Kim and one mysterious issue with Sheree related to Sheree ghosting Kim into her party – which Kim ruined. NeNe can’t discuss this over casual dinner, because she needs help from a higher power. That higher power happens to have a store in Atlanta, thankfully.
Kim decides NeNe is just mad because she saw her park her “rent-a-rolls” in a handicapped spot and Sheree snickers like she owns her cars! Kim also decides NeNe is “mentally unstable” and “on something.” To prove it, Kim whips out that video Brielle took of cockroaches in NeNe’s bathroom. When was Brielle at NeNe’s? During the guys and gays white on rice enchiladas and hot sauce party? I didn’t SEE Brielle there? Also Brielle stayed in NeNe’s roach motel long enough to count 16 cockroaches, then snapchat them?! Even though Brielle “adores” NeNe, Brielle told her mom, because Kim knows a guy, “Carl from Orkin.” Of course KIM has an exterminator on her speed dial, but what crawled up under her wig?!
The most interesting thing from last night was Sheree getting a call from Tyrone and trying to hide it from Kairo, who came home from college to surprise his mama with dinner. While Kairo cooked Sheree hovered on the balcony whispering into the phone because she hasn’t told her kids that she’s dating a convict. Tyrone is out to prove his innocence after the government framed him. Sheree is overjoyed that her love could be vindicated so she’ll no longer be socially shamed for dating him. Cause priorities! Kairo knows something is dubious, but he is too lovely to put his mama on blast. He deserves better than She by She Shady and Booby, Blobby, Bobby, the head-butting fool.
Finally, NeNe decided to invade the zoo and train all these elephants to respect their keeper. She managed to scrounge up something called an “energy healer” named MBele. This nonsensical combination of consonants abusing the letter “e” is a woman whose energy seems to be the physical manifestation of how NeNe feels about these ladies and RHOA in general. This combined with the forces of evil harbingered by Kim caused an energy explosion that needed Thor’s mighty hammer to zap up and shoot into oblivion.
One of MBele’s good points, however, is that her psychic reading comes with cocktails. Getting people two or three sheets to the wind seems an effective way of convincing them to believe her crap though, so good on you Dr. Jeff in a Dashiki. Also, did y’all see that mannequin with a wig in MBele’s shop wearing a Kim Z, The Retirement Years, wig!?
There are a lot of rules to this psychic reading, and rules are something Housewives are not used to. Rule 1 is that MBele confiscates everyone’s phone like they’re school children who might text during class. NeNe willingly swaps hers for vodka, but not everyone is so comfortable handing over their lifelines!
MBele is standoffish and strangely rude to Cynthia, but she does immediately warm to Kandi, of Kandi Koated I Kan make you famous in Atlanta. MBele probably has an album she needs produced. MBele claims she’s a “hugger” unless thy name is NeNe or Cynthia, then she’s a side-eyer. And if your name is Kim with a Z, then MBele is a shade-thrower!
While the other ladies gathered for some pre-reading victuals, and also more sessions of warning Cynthia that Will is Bad News Baldie, Kim and Porsha meet at Sheree’s for some pre-gaming about how stupid this party is. Kim rages over NeNe standing them up for dinner, and Porsha has no idea what elephants are stomping on her relationship with NeNe. Sheree, though, has an elephant-sized bone to pick with NeNe for calling Tyrone a “con man.” Considering that he’s IN PRISON FOR CONNING PEOPLE is that really something to get feisty over, She By SheNeedsToSitDown?
Sheree actually did need to sit down – her back is still messed up and girl was rolling out of the house wearing a bathrobe paired with Louboutins. She also had a muscle reaction, which according to Porsha, is cause for much celebration. Who’s on something now, Kimmie Wacky Wigs?!
Those three cackling hens roll into MBele’s studio carrying a Firkin full of bad juju that throws everything off. Kim immediately decided she was rolling solo in the spirituality department and didn’t want anything to do with MBele. Her psychic friends must’ve warned her!
How funny (fake) was Kenya? She was all skeptical of this negative energy madame, but as soon as MBele started going in on Kim, Kenya was peace, loving spirit, and kumbaya in her defense. Puh-leaze!
Kim refused to hand over her phone because she has “six babies at home,” plus Kroy is bringing home pizza. Is pizza delivery his new job? SIX babies… as Kandi points out Brielle is 20 and practically lives with her man, but Kim probably had to keep her phone in case the need for an emergency sexy selfie arose! Also, did y’all notice that for all her “I HAVE SIX BABIES” Kim was constantly throwing around “on my kids life” to give credence to anything that came out of her trout-pout. On her kids life, Kandi tried to lick her box. On her kids life, NeNe did this and that. Again, Puh-Leaze.
MBele first gives everyone a personalized energy readout and proclaims that NeNe has a “heart of gold.” I want to know how much NeNe paid this woman to say that? Then she warns Cynthia against Will. Cynthia is not believing warnings from psychics anymore than she’s believing warnings from psychos. She certainly has a type, though, and that type is “opportunist” (See: Thomas, Peter). Kim, champion of love, mumbles that Cynthia should follow her heart. All the while Kim was clutching Porsha’s hand, and her other hand was holding a Dixie cup (Please read this as if you are listening to Alanis Morissette’s Hand In My Pocket). Porsha was just eating some chicken when Kim and MBele got INTO it over that Dixie Cup. What did Dixie do to deserve being in the middle of that psychotic mess?!
Kim could stop interrupting to mutter under her breath because she questions MBele’s powers because SHE is the real “higher power” in the room. Plus, Kim has been read by world-class healers and psychics and is certain MBele’s energy ethics are fake. Kenya is so perturbed by Kim’s rudeness she even calls her out. MBele finally offers to give Kim a bath so they can “start over” by washing themselves free – she wants to go into the backyard for a chicken bone, some herbs, and a shot of whiskey to dump it all over Kim, but Kim just sets a wig atop her dirty hair and isn’t in the mood for being clean. Messy is as messy does. I wouldn’t trust all that backyard voodoo either, though. So MBele seriously cancels the reading and storms out.
Luckily, Kandi is in the jump seat ready to take control, and she don’t need no sage joints to figure out that NeNe is still mad at Porsha while Sheree is pissed at NeNe, and also Kim Z is a hot wreck of melted plastic.
NeNe and Porsha are in a perma-beef, and even IF Porsha used NeNe and left her (three years ago!) NeNe’ handling of the situation was stank and Porsha is right to move on. After all, she’s about to be in a Tony Award-winning play!
As for Sheree and NeNe, Sheree is dating con man and has no right to claim NeNe’s decades-old mugshot and is no different than Tyrone’s prison sentence. And these ladies think Cynthia is dickmatized – Sheree is so desperate for love she is being phonematized by a conman!
The big question, asked by Cynthia, is why the hell is Kim there do Kim and Kenya have issues? Kim claims Kenya always starts stuff with her (and Brielle). Even Cynthia couldn’t listen to that BS and jumps in to point out that the drama NeNe’s was Kim’s fault!
Reality is not something Kim, the higher power, embraces and she retaliated by warning Cynthia to keep her mouth shut and “just be a pretty face” because she has no idea what she’s talking about. Kim is out of control and that outfit was proof enough that high-er is apparently right! When Kenya comes over to try and explain herself, again, Kim just turns around and starts singing “Amazing Grace.” Kandi did not have her Auto Tune machine out in time!
Kim and NeNe have so many elephants they require a separate one-on-one in MBele’s toxic energy zen. It resolves absolutely nothing! Kim instead suggests that NeNe is “on something” and NeNe realizes they are not on the same orbit.
And, for once, NeNe is correct: Kim is an alien creature who’s f–king lost it. Girl, go home – your energy needs a nap.
Kim Is Willing To Give NeNe Another Chance If She Apologizes, But NeNe Is Done With Kim FOREVER!
TELL US – WHAT IS UP WITH KIM Z? WAS MBELE FULL OF CRAP? SHOULD CYNTHIA STAY AWAY FROM WILL?
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