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This should go without saying, but the following contain major spoilers from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s season finale. If you haven't had the chance to watch yet, you might want to turn...Another Shahs of Sunset break up! It looks like Asifa Mirza and Bobby Panahi are done and over after she discovered that he’s been cheating on her! Lookout, y’all, Mike is contagious!
Asifa, who was initially not going to be on the current season of the show, but has been seen in several episodes so far, shared with her followers that she found out today Bobby has been trolling for other chicks – and even while she was pregnant with their child (which she sadly lost). The two have had a very tumultuous on-again/off-again relationship but it looks like this was the final nail in the coffin as far as Asifa is concerned.
She shared that it all started unfolding when a girl in the gym approached her to share that Bobby had been hitting on her. “When your man gets caught – girl came up to me at the gym who happened to know my good friend. Said “hey girl, just so u know ur man approached me while my headphones were on and was trying to pick up on me. Ask me where I’m from, etc.”
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She continued, “Bobby has been running his game while I was pregnant and right after I lost our baby. How many other girls are there?”
Asifa ended with, “This is it. I’ve been so loyal honest and get this in return. No more suffering.”
Bobby has yet to respond to her accusations.
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Ramona has been coming for Sonja and usually Sonja just lets the insults roll off her back. I don’t know if that’s because she is just a positive person who’s not into the controversy or if she just didn’t notice that her supposed best friend was coming for her with veiled concerns. Sonja has finally read the writing on the wall and she is calling out Ramona for being a hypocrite and a shitty friend. Well, not in those words, but she did have a lot to say about her.
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It seems like Sonja has nothing but love for Ramona when I watch the RHONY episodes, but when I read her Bravo blog, it is clear that she has other feelings. Sonja may be a lot of things, but I could never say that Sonja was mean, so I am pretty shocked to read her blog and see her really coming for Ramona. But you know what, she’s not wrong. Ramona is beyond self righteous and is just being a terrible friend to my girl Sonja.
First, Sonja called out Ramona for her weird investment in Dorinda Medley’s relationship with her boyfriend John Mahdessian: “She’s been blurting out hurtful things about Dorinda’s relationship with John because it’s embarrassing to her?! Meaning embarrassing to Ramona. As if Ramona is never embarrassing.” Ouch, but Sonja really isn’t wrong. Ramona has been slurring her words and wearing ill fitting outfits on TV for many years.
I’m not totally sure what Sonja means, but she also wrote, “John is a nice guy, and Ramona is bringing out the worse in many of us by rearing her Ramona-monster head.” I guess she is insinuating that Ramona is instigating conflict among the clique. Color me shocked (cue eye roll).
Clearly, Sonja is done playing second fiddle to Ramona since she just let it all hang out and brought up shit from years ago: “Ramona’s being a pill. She’s so hot and cold I never know what to expect from her since she found out about Mario. I just try to be supportive. It’s not like I haven’t been there for her all along. Like in Morrocco. Or when rumors flew about Mario. It’s not like I don’t know her inside out. It’s not like I haven’t been through divorce myself. Sometimes she acts like I’m a complete stranger and everyone else is more important. Closer. Or that she is superior to me.” Ramona definitely pulled away from Sonja in the middle of that messy divorce and it was not right. Sonja was the only one who consistently defended her and Ramona has zero gratitude nor loyalty. SMH.
Sonja also brought up a story line that has annoyed me way too much: Ramona getting mad at Luann de Lesseps for re-gifting a necklace for her birthday present. I just don’t care about this anymore and it’s been discussed way more than it ever deserved to be. After recapping the story for what seems like the millionth time, Sonja wrote, “There’s always an underlying tension between Luann and Ramona. It’s not about the gift, because like I said, Ramona never gives me a gift for my birthday. Friends don’t have to give gifts. I never thought about it til this squabble.” Is anyone at all shocked that Ramona has never given Sonja a birthday gift? Clearly that best friendship was a one-way street.
I have no idea how Ramona thinks she can get away with acting like she is holier than thou, but she is no angel- which is totally fine- I just don’t get why she is pretending to be one all of a sudden. Sonja is over that shit too: “And then her comment about my house becoming a brothel. What is she worried about? We are adults. Our kids are away at school. We are entitled to enjoy ourselves, especially if we are about to settle down again. Ha! Ramona shouldn’t talk. She’s just getting out there again, and we have been there for a while. If I were Ramona, I would be worried about herself.” Seriously though. Ramona has brought her own wine and glassware to non-drinking events and is always on the prowl looking for a new conquest. There’s nothing wrong with that, but she’s hating on Luann and Sonja for doing the same exact shit. That make no sense at all.
Sonja made me laugh out loud when she wrote, “I mean really, Turtle Time is worried?! LOL. She likes to party.” Seriously, though. Ramona’s entire RHONY persona is based off of partying and insulting people, so I don’t feel like she has any right to hate on anyone else- ever.
Then I got pretty giddy when Sonja spilled some more tea: “I stayed out all night in Turks and Caicos with her, protecting her when she tried to pick up the restaurant owner she blockaded the rest of the girls from, subsequently pissing then off. I stood right by her. Sounds like she’s jealous of me having more fun with Luann. She’s the one that leaves them upstairs at home in Turks and Caicos. Hypocritical much? Just relax.” Oh shit. Sonja just put Ramona on blast- FINALLY. I just cannot believe that Ramona is calling out anyone for hooking when she is always on the hunt for the d.
Then Sonja had to mention her latest business venture while taking another dig at her former BFF: “When everyone does a toast to tasting Tipsy Girl, Ramona is downright rude saying she isn’t drinking. Ramona drinks day and night. When is she not drinking? The respectful thing to do is to raise your glass. Period.” It’s not like Ramona’s Pinot Grigio is flying off the liquor store shelves and even if it was, I don’t see why she can’t just be happy for her friend. Sonja has had some extremely messy finances, so I just figured she would want her friend to get back on her feet.
Sonja brought up another aspect of her “empire” again as an additional example of how Ramona has offended her: “In fact, she said something snippy on Watch What Happens Live when Andy asked her about my fashions. Not nice! Not a good look on a lady. I have been nothing but supportive of Ramona’s here-today-gone-tomorrow business ventures.” I laughed out loud at that last part. Ramona always touts herself for being such a businesswomen, but her professional endeavors are just as unclear as Sonja’s.
And finally, Sonja said what we were all thinking: “She’s not worried about Luann and my partying or my business. She’s drawing unattractive attention to herself. Ironically.” EXACTLY.
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Mercedes Javid is tired of everyone questioning her totally amazing, romantical, perfect relationship to total non-famewhore fiancé Tommy Feight, sick of her mother Vida imposing her negative opinion, and she wants everyone to know Tommy is no gold digger or loser – he’s her man, and she’s standing by him because she’s in love.
After years of drowning her mother’s bad opinions of her life in booze, and sloppily tuning out “best friend” Reza Farahan‘s rude comments, but made out of love and concern (SARCASM), MJ is finally standing up for her own happiness. Or at least all the happiness a Wedding By Bravo can buy!
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“Here is my man and me. You don’t have to put any money down on this, because it’s not your bet. It’s my life, my love, my choice to roll the dice on love,” proclaimed the Shahs Of Sunset star in an instagram post. The photo – above – MJ chose to illustrate this pro-Tommy diatribe is really um… yeah, convincing. (eye roll).
MJ continued, “People will judge because they will judge. We have known one another for way longer than 5 episodes and Vida never even asked questions before she judged him. #Shocker She is who she is, and bless her heart.”
Apparently despite appearances Tommy is like suuuuuper successful and brilliant, according to MJ. #ConsiderTheSource “For those who need more info than my Mom’s judgmental opinion, he is smart, he is well read, extremely knowledgeable, and extremely intuitive. He has a great head for business and started one long before we met. You can look it up, since its a publicly traded company called Blow and Drive.”
“I’m just letting ya’ll know that I’m well aware of the fact that I’m on a reality show and people will scrutinize every action and every choice. I will speak my opinion on my own life & that of my friends. Don’t expect me not to do that -ever,” announced MJ, a woman in her mid-40’s (and it’s about time she grew the hell up!). “I’m far from perfect and I hope Tommy is the one, but I don’t need more than the fact that we have faith in heaven and the best of intentions. If we’re not meant to last, so be it. I don’t need more than that so if you really do, knock yourself out.”
Well, perhaps MJ should speak her opinion to Jim Marchese. The former Real Housewives Of New Jersey hubby who can never keep his mouth shut (or his hands off twitter), took the opportunity to slam the show and blame a certain Bravo producer for the so-called low ratings this season.
Gee – Jim, we really care what you think. I know Andy Cohen certainly does! Sounds like sour grapes since y’all got fired and all!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK TOMMY IS THE ONE FOR MJ? SHOULD EVERYONE MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS?
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Also, LeeAnne Locken just straight-up exhausts me! She’s the type of person who demands total reconnaissance of your time as her soul soldier. Once you’re in a relationship with LeeAnne, it’s your responsibility to make up for all the tragedies of her childhood. Tiffany Hendra is in it so deep, she doesn’t even know how to come up for air, look around, and realize holy hell – I’m out here in Antarctica, where everything is as frozen as my Botoxed-face. LeeAnne is just SO MUCH WORK.
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Bryan is an emotionally devoid douchebot, who apparently chews his own toenails off, Planet Of the Asshats style, but other than that you barely register his presence – except for the subtly putrid beer and bastard fumes that linger. I suppose Brandi wishes he were there, but I’m not sure why. As LeeAnne demonstrates – there’s someone for everybody!
LeeAnne is adamant that she’s not having a breakdown, and she swears she doesn’t need help, yet every episode she’s screaming at someone with her intense laser-beam eyes that could probably singe your eyelashes off. When LeeAnne’s not doing this, she’s sneering that she doesn’t “do hurt” or accusing Brandi of obsessively trying to destroy her. I don’t think Brandi puts that much effort into it, but LeeAnne is such an easy bear to poke that after a few glasses of Jesus Juice from her Homeboy, she can’t resist.
Brandi is stuck teaching Dallas Cowboys cheerleader training classes to Marie Reyes‘ rhythm-deprived pre-teen daughter, and pretending she likes it, for the society connection. Or maybe Brandi wants to escape from her poop-stained reality into Marie’s massive mansion, where everything is crisply awkward and no one ever feels comfortable relaxing on the furniture. As Brandi is trying her damnedest to keep her dance moves PG, Marie’s plastered-on smile follows her around the room, perched clammily on a settee.
Marie’s outfits are a conundrum, both cardboard stiff, yet simultaneously droopy. And kind of costume-y, couture according to Zoolander, but unintentionally. Something about her is just a bit too…brittle.
Anyway, after the dancing, Marie and Brandi each rest one butt cheek on the sofa, to tepidly discuss the crazy of LeeAnne. Brandi is also annoyed that she’s expected to refer to LeeAnne as her “elder,” Marie, naturally, would prefer it if Brandi treated her as a peer. She’s the cool mom – look how young and hip her ruffled blouses are. After trashing LeeAnne, they both laugh with this put-on musicality.
Then, Brandi goes where she can let her R-rated hair down, Stephanie Hollman‘s house. Stephanie is redecorating her son Chance‘s room (is the kid named Chance or Chase?), which apparently took months and months of labor with her “working like a dog” via the assistance of two decorators, plus Travis, the overlord. Travis is so patronizing. And micromanaging. Brandi’s husband is worse, but I almost think he just presents worse. Travis presents as doting, but treats Stephanie like the teenage babysitter, like when he leaves the house it’s total Adventures In Babysitting.
After Travis doubts all of Stephanie‘s Cowboys-themed visions for Chance’s (Chase? Chateau? Chatwig?) room, Brandi reassures her by comparing the “poufs” to Blue Balls and grey pubes – aka their future with Travis and Bryan. Over giggles, Brandi divulges that Bryan compulsively picks his nose, but otherwise, it’s like he’s a ghost in their lives. Then things get serious. Stephanie apologizes that Travis was involved in enabling Bryan to bail on the family BBQ. She suggests Brandi and Bryan have a date night and Brandi get honest with him about her feelings. Stephanie is worried that Brandi and Bryan’s lack of communication skills is a ticking time bomb.
In the end, Travis loves Chance‘s room and is shocked Stephanie was able to pull it off. Personally, I thought the “after” looked like a Pottery Barn catalog. I can only imagine how much they spent for that decorator to hit up the PBKids 20% sale and snag all the navy blue stripes and dark wood, then email Brandi to see if she’d sell the Dallas Cowboys star hanging in her garage over the garbage can. Stephanie is annoyed that Travis never trusts her judgement and treats her like a child.
Maybe this is progress for Stephanie, whose decorating skills amount to putting tutus and bras on “Oprah and Gayle,” the samurai statues in her front lawn. The samurai statues TRAVIS bought. Honestly – Travis and Stephanie are the blind leading the blind. He’s a tub of red-faced grunts, and she’s like the living incarnate of the blonde Barbie from Toy Story.
The only person not having issues is Cary Deuber. She’s married to Dr. Mark who wants to dress her up in designer clothes, tell her how sexy she is, and photograph it for their website. At 39, Cary doubts her hotness in this overly-forced self-deprecating way to mask insecurity. Cary looks fabulous – even if the photo shoot was totally cheesy. I got nothing about these two except that they’re kooky, and nutty, but seem really happy within their own kooky, nutty bubble. They love each other and there doesn’t appear to be any weirdness underneath. After they look at the photos and Mark gushes, sincerely, that Cary doesn’t need to be photoshopped – shocking her that a plastic surgeon doesn’t want to make the photos look plastic – they kiss and she giggles about how lucky she is to be married to her best friend.
Back to reality!
Tiffany is married to LeeAnne and all her crazy. After LeeAnne flung wine and glass at Marie’s cocktail party, Marie texted Tiffany about LeeAnne being an emotionally-stunted, attention-seeking 14-year-old who needs therapy and throws fits if she’s not the “most important person in the room.” Basically, all the things Brandi noticed about LeeAnne.
Tiffany pretends she never engaged with Marie, because she would never-EVER talk shit about LeeAnne, her “soul sister.” LeeAnne goes on a tirade to Rich, who encourages her to hear Marie out. Not getting the reaction she expected from Rich, LeeAnne and Tiffany decide to use “twin power” to confront Marie together. These two watch too many teen movies.
They need to GROW. UP. It’s as if, since neither have children, they channel all of their unused maternal instincts into helicopter parenting each other. Wearing what I imagine is their version of business-attire (basically Dolly Parton’s wardrobe from 9 To 5 – one of my all-time favorite movies EVER!), they drive to Marie‘s for the confrontation. To prepare, Tiffany printed out copies of all Marie’s texts, and before going inside, prayer.
According to LeeAnne, God showed them these texts, not AT&T. Or maybe God runs a cell phone company just for LeeAnne? God also saved LeeAnne and Tiffany’s friendships more times than they can count, so it’s imperative that they seek divine guidance before sitting down with Marie to figure out why she might think LEEANNE is putting the pedal to the metal on her drive to Crazy Town.
Marie greets them holding a cat hairball and wearing a wire hanger on her head. Uhhhh… did Stephanie‘s decorator find this and call it Haute Couture?
The confrontation goes about how you would expect, Marie perches,wide-eyed, claiming she sent those texts out of concern. Tiffany clutches LeeAnne‘s hand as her anchor to Jesus, and LeeAnne screams belligerently that Brandi is trying to destroy her with Marie as her enabler. LeeAnne believes Marie is planting ideas into Brandi‘s head that she’s crazy and needs help, and now she suspects Marie being behind Brandi confronting her.
I wonder if Brandi shone a spotlight on just how wacky LeeAnne is, making Marie notice? Marie apologizes insincerely, lies that she never discussed LeeAnne with Brandi, and pretends she hopes their friendship will be okay. Tiffany acts the part of the loyal friend, and LeeAnne rants that Marie is sabotaging her image in the charity world. Maybe the wire hanger on Marie’s head is a transmitter to the devil?! #SARCASM
LeeAnne decides she’ll never be friends with Marie again. Tiffany reiterates her shock that Marie believes she would talk shit about her soul sister. Honestly – “Fi” needs to DISENGAGE from being LeeAnne’s mommy-protector. Their co-dependence is creepy. It’s like they read one too many Hallmark Cards about friendship and decided to just act the part – it’s cloying and seems fake. Tiffany and LeeAnne are going to end up two crazy old coots roaming around LeeAnne’s ranch home, surrounded by cats, wearing matching leopard-print sweater sets, and eating nothing but 0-Calorie Jell-O. Basically, the really depressing neighbors of the Golden Girls.
Brandi accuses LeeAnne of needing help (which she does), but Brandi ought to take her own advice. She and Bryan have their date night. Unfortunately, Bryan looks about as excited as if Brandi informed him the plan was to hit up the Nordstrom’s Semi-Annual Clearance sale, before heading to his funeral.
I wish that was the plan, because Brandi needs a makeover. Dr. Mark should take Brandi shopping! This girl must shop exclusively at Forever XXI. She is wearing a hot pink one-shouldered micro-mini dress from the Vicki Gunvalson Collection For Tamra Barney, Sold Exclusively at Gretchen Christine Bootay, an online and mall kiosk booth providing the finest quality in over-the-hill hoochie-wear, made from 100% hand-loomed polyester. Obviously, Brandi wears matching hot pink eye shadow.
The date goes terribly. In a calm voice, Brandi explains that Bryan is distant from them and she wants more of his attention. He took it as a criticism, when she was basically saying, ‘We love you and we wish you were more present, cause we miss you.’ Bryan has no response.
Crying over iceberg lettuce, Brandi wonders if she did something. Bryan stares at the wall, then with barely-contained contempt, hisses that she did. “It always goes back to something I did,” she whispers. Then Bryan simply stands up and leaves the table.
I hope Brandi had her Uber app ready. And her divorce attorney app.
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Make sure you put a cork in that bottle of red wine, it's going to be awhile. ABC unveiled its new schedule for the fall 2016 TV season on Tuesday, and noticeably missing from the...Last night was the most rage-inducing episode of Teen Mom 2 this season thanks to David Eason’s (aka “Uncle Dave”) beyond creepy, awful behavior.
On the bright side, Adam Lind’s child support wasn’t mentioned at all (or it was and my brain has successfully blocked it out). Instead of forced storylines that no one cares about, we got to see the genuine Chelsea Houska deal with the very real issue of taking a six year old to get glasses.
The deployed Javi Marroquin made several appearances via FaceTime and surprised Kailyn Lowry and her friends. Leah Messer was surprised by Corey Simms’s objection to the court order grant, which she thought they had agreed was fair and best for the girls. And I was surprised and disgusted to see David calling Kaiser his kid.
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It turns out Cole DeBoer is quite the handyman! He’s building a shoe rack for Chelsea, who jumps in to help. Just when I think they’re making the situation sexual in a romantic, adult kind of way, Chelsea ruins it by being goofy and of course using her infamous baby voice. In an attempt to recover the situation and be seductive, Chelsea teases that she will be wearing a bandana for a top and booty shorts to the Jason Aldean concert. Cole buckles under the awkwardness of an adult moment, so he jokingly asks if he should go naked. Chelsea’s cool with that as long as he covers his ding-dong.
Chole (it’s way past time to combine their names since Chelsea and Cole are almost always together now) and friends are getting ready for the concert and Cole looks like such a dork in a vest that is such a disgrace to the American flag it’s borderline offensive. Chelsea loves it though. She probably made him wear it and who is Cole to object? At the concert, Chole and friends are waiting backstage to meet Jason Aldean. Chelsea asks Cole if he’d be upset if Jason Aldean signed her vag. Cole just writes it off as Chelsea being ridiculous and to answer Chelsea’s next question, no, he does not want his d*ck signed. Chole: the embodiment of sexual frustration that builds when you have an adult body but a fifth grader’s level of maturity.
Later, Chelsea takes Aubree to the eye doctor. Someone greets them with baby voice and it’s a little unsettling until I realize it was friend Chelsey who said it; she works there. The appointment goes fine until the doctor tells Aubree she needs a couple of drops in her eyes. Aubree gets really scared and refuses. The doctor makes it worse by saying it’s like going to the swimming pool. Poor Aubree says when she goes to the pool and gets water in her eyes it burns. Now she’s even more scared and kicks and flails while Chelsea tries to hold her still for the drops.
We didn’t see how it happened, but Aubree eventually calmed down enough to get her drops. Chelsea tells Aubree it’s okay to be afraid but she can’t run around screaming and kicking. Aubree apologizes to the doctor and goes off to play with toys while the doctor explains to Chelsea that she’ll need to wear glasses all the time. I thought Aubree would throw a fit when she found out, but she is super excited…for now.
Kail is hanging out with the boys when Lincoln hits Isaac. Kail makes him apologize and give Isaac a hug. Lincoln obliges, but then calls Isaac a puta. Kids! Meanwhile, Javi FaceTimes his friend and opens up about having a hard time being away. He realizes all that Kail is doing for the family and to show her his appreciation, he has called her friends to arrange a girls’ night out.
To show their appreciation to Javi for planning the girls’ night, Kail and her friends bake cookies to send to him. Unfortunately, they look like shit even after Kail pulled her hair out of the dough. Hopefully she sent store-bought cookies instead. Kail tells her friends that Isaac’s having a hard time with Javi being gone, especially at night when she hears him crying and having imaginary conversations with Javi.
Later, when Kail and the girls arrive at the restaurant, Javi has flowers waiting there for each of them. Javi’s gestures this episode have been so sweet but the cynic in me wonders if there is more to this, like overcompensation or a desperate attempt to repair things, especially knowing the current status of their relationship. Speaking of compensation, Kail’s friend asks how she feels about being celibate for a few more months (assuming she is), but Kail is fine with it because that’s what toys are for.
The next day, Javi FaceTimes Kail and she thanks him for the dinner and flowers. Javi acknowledges that her friends play a huge role in their marriage. His tone suddenly saddens and he fights back tears. He tells Kail he feels like he’s in prison. Kail can’t handle the emotional situation, so she starts to get on his case, practically blaming him for complaining on the phone without offering any suggestions on how she can help him. She keeps it reigned in just enough to not come across as a total ass, but she goes on to tell him that he can’t let it get to his head. Javi basically tells her to lay off. Surprisingly, she does.
Kail’s in tears after talking to Javi because he’s sad and she has no way to help him. She could visit him, but he only has one day a week off, so it’s not worth the 24-hour flight. She tells her friend she didn’t think it would be this hard for him. Maybe because she didn’t listen to him at all the last few weeks (months?) when he expressed how hard it would be and instead just reminded him that this is what he signed up for. Maybe she just thinks less of him for being emotional. Meanwhile, Kail is moving on with life and learning how to do everything on her own. Preparation for the future?
The twins are with Corey and my god is their room pink. Meanwhile, Leah has Addie who’s eating a tub of icing. According to Leah’s mom, this is perfectly acceptable as long as she’s eating at the table. That’s the difference between me and a toddler. The only acceptable place I could eat icing straight out of the tub is at the kitchen counter or right in front of the refrigerator; anywhere else would be depressing.
Later, Aleeah is at cheer practicing her routine while Ali tumbles around the side of the mats. Aleeah gets a gold star for her back walkover, but Ali breaks down into tears because she wants to cheer, too. It must be hard for her to watch her twin sister do things like back walkovers when she has a hard time just walking. Heart-wrenching.
When Leah gets home, she receives notice of Corey’s objection to language in the court order providing for a joint custodian, which is not recognized by West Virginia law. Leah is confused and waiting to talk to her lawyer about what this all means. Meanwhile, Corey explains to his dad that it was Leah’s lawyer’s responsibility to draft the final order and she must have botched it because the law doesn’t allow for a joint custodian. Rather, a primary custodian needs to be determined. Sounds reasonable to me, but not Leah.
Leah is pretending to clean her house when her sister shows up to listen to Leah vent about the objection. Instead of seeing this for what it is – a legal nuance that needs to be corrected – Leah is in full victim mode, accusing Corey of trying to control her. She’s also still delusional, scoffing that Corey “acts” like he’s the better, more stable parent. “To do what he’s done to my kids, I don’t care if he takes another breath.” Even Leah’s sister looks disgusted that Leah would say that.
Jenelle Evans and David are out day drinking while Kaiser is presumably in daycare. Wasn’t Jenelle against Nathan having Kaiser in daycare when he could be home with her? I guess that was different because she didn’t have a boyfriend to get high with that week. Speaking of which, David seems to be picking at his face, too. Jenelle’s upset that she hasn’t seen Jace in a while, which I suspect has more to do with her animosity toward Barbara Evans than any earnest desire to see her son.
Later, Jenelle lets Kaiser leap off the couch even though she’s literally inches away from him. This kid is a survivor. Meanwhile, Babs questions Jace about the situation at his mommy’s house: Who will be there? David and his daughter. Do you like Maryssa? Yes. What do you do when you’re there? Nothing. We just watch videos. Don’t you go out and do things? No. You don’t go to the playground? Not anymore. Mommy wants to sleep all day. Where’s David? He comes out sometimes, but he sleeps all the time, too. It’s spooky.
Despite this telling inquisition and perhaps her better judgement, Babs lets Jace spend the night at Jenelle’s house. But instead of spending time with him, Jenelle and David tell Jace to go outside. Once he’s gone, Jenelle can finally get back to business on her phone – whatever that may be.
The next day when Babs comes to pick up Jace, he’s playing in the front yard with Maryssa and his friend, but Jenelle and David are locked in their bedroom. Babs screams for them to open the door asking what they’re doing in there. The kids have all gathered around and just assume that Jenelle and David are sleeping like they always do. Finally, David comes out holding Kaiser (I’m scared to know what the poor kid witnessed in there) and locks the door behind him.
Babs is super pissed and continues yelling at David, calling him out for having a domestic violence charge. He denies ever having domestic violence charges against him. He tells her that she can get out of HIS house and needs to stop yelling in front of HIS kids. It’s unclear whether he’s including Jace as one of HIS, but he’s definitely referring to Kaiser, which is just so wrong and so creepy! I’m scared. Jenelle is the kind of woman who would sell her kids for drugs and David seems all too willing a buyer.
Ironically, David calls the cops on Babs! He tells them “this lady” is yelling in front of “all of MY children and will not leave MY house.” Emphasis added because I cannot believe the audacity of this guy. Babs screams that David is the worst boyfriend Jenelle has ever had, before walking out of the house. Once outside, she talks to the cops and tells them her daughter lives there. I’m sure they are well aware who lives there. Then she leaves with Jace, vowing he will not be going back there. And where was Jenelle this entire time? Holed up in her bedroom.
While Babs is driving home, Jenelle calls to explain she didn’t want to deal with Babs, so she had David do it for her. She’s upset that the cops were called and caused a big scene at her house even though 1) it was David who called the cops, and 2) the neighbors’ perception of Jenelle probably couldn’t get any worse. Jenelle also denies that David has a pending domestic violence charge, which may have been true at the time. If he was already convicted by that time, then technically she’s correct on no pending charges.
Jenelle makes it clear she is avoiding Babs and doesn’t want to talk to her except to discuss Jace. She says that if Babs holds Jace from her, then so be it, she’ll see her in court. Yeah, how has that been working out for you? Babs tells Jenelle she’s worried about her, but Jenelle says she’s healthy. She goes to the gym three times a week, works out vigorously, drinks protein shakes, and is on a low carb diet. Well thank you, Jenelle, for giving me a good laugh in an otherwise horrific, depressing scene. Unfortunately, Jace signs it off with another sad note, telling Babs that Jenelle and David are always in their room complaining about Jace being there. #SaveKaiser
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Author: Hollie
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After eight years, the final chapter of Castle was written. The ABC drama aired its unexpected series finale that featured a flashforward tag showing Castle (Nathan Fillion) and Beckett (Stana...Holy first season unseen footage, Batman! After last night’s episode of Southern Charm, I’m sure some residents of the Holy City are thinking, “Holy crap!” Whitney Sudler-Smith is either brilliantly weaving some amazing drama or doesn’t have the final say when it comes to what makes it on (or stays off) the show. Either way, yowsers! After the great bourbon debacle of this decade, Craig Conover has changed direction. His new mission isn’t Gentry, it’s getting to the bottom of Whitney’s intense distaste for Kathryn Dennis. What better backdrop for the ensuing bombshell than Shepard “Shep” Rose’s Blue Ridge Mountain home? Throw in some Thomas Ravenel drunk dancing (to quote a friend, “Seems like a dream…it can’t be real!”), and we’ve got ourselves a stellar installment!
As the Charmers rise and shine in the Lowcountry, Cameran Eubanks is channeling her inner domestic goddess with a crock pot meal while Craig and Shep opt for beers and bar food a fruit plate at Fuel. Craig admits he had a rough night with Naomie after falling from whiskey’s grace. Shep invites Craig to join the crew in Linville and ticks off the guest list. He’s decided not to include Kathryn (even though he’s Mr. Inclusive) after lunching with Whitney and Cameran–they won’t come if she attends. Craig informs Shep that Kathryn is on bed rest, so she won’t be able to come regardless…so an invitation can’t hurt and will only make her feel good. Shep dials up Kathryn who is excited to be invited even though she has to decline. Shep sends up a thank you to the bed rest gods for saving the day. In I’On, Thomas stops in to see Kathryn’s place, and she shares her conversation with Shep. T-Rav responds that he was planning on going, but maybe he won’t since she can’t. Or maybe he’ll just go for one night, nothing major…he’ll play it by ear. He feels the need to be vague when it comes to the details of Shep’s excursion because T-Rav is worried Kathryn will turn into T-Rex if he seems too excited about the trip.
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Cameran is meeting with a therapist to discuss her fears about starting a family even though her husband is ready for a baby. She is trying to figure out if she’s not maternal or if her worries are rooted in anxiety. The therapist asks about Cameran’s relationship with her mother, and Cameran cites her mom as her biggest role model. She worked hard, had her daughters in her thirties, and Cameran respects her mother’s dedication to her career and her family. When asked if she feels like she’d be giving up something or gaining something with a baby, Cameran admits that she likes her life the way it is, and she’s concerned a baby would change it. Ultimately, Cameran reveals she is struggling with control issues which seem to indicate she’s dealing with anxiety. As someone who has struggled with anxiety the better part of my adult life, I can totally relate to the analogy of needing to drive instead of being the passenger. It’s also why I hate to fly, so I apologize if I ever end up next to one of y’all on a plane!
Prepping for his hosting gig, Shep call his mom to discuss the trip. She’s stocked the fridge and scheduled a housekeeper to clean upon their departure, so I’d say she’s prepped very well for his hosting gig. Across town, Landon Clements bikes over to her sister Bam’s house. Over wine, she discusses her plan to have the Internet company to build her website while she provides the content. Her sister refrains from commenting before the conversation turns to Kathryn. Landon doesn’t like to talk badly about anyone, so she pays Kathryn a compliment…she’s very good at being on her back. Ouch, Regina George! Speaking of Kathryn, Craig goes to visit his friend and play Sherlock Holmes. How could two people who used to be such good friends morph into mortal enemies just because one hooked up with the other’s friend? It begs the question that if T-Rav can get over it, Whitney should too, right? Kathryn hints that her relationship with Whitney may have been more than pals who had a one-night stand. She remembers hooking up once with Thomas before basically moving in with Whitney for a week and hanging out with him and house guest Robert (what happened to that guy?). Normally, this would be where it becomes Kathryn’s word against Whitney’s, but Bravo is a sneaky little minx.
Enter the unseen footage from season 1 which shows Kathryn’s clothes littering Whitney’s bedroom floor as Patricia Altschul orders them moved to the laundry room. Whitney is then featured speaking to Robert about his recent slumber party companion and her impeccable lineage. The cameras are always rolling, people! It’s rule number one of reality television, isn’t it? Kathryn asserts she didn’t see Thomas until a week later at the pool party where we first saw their spark, and while she’d been shacking up at Mrs. Pat’s, she only had eyes for T-Rav. Bravo then treats us to Whitney storming down the street the evening of said party after Kathryn left with Thomas. She recalls getting a nasty text from Whitney the next day stating her stuff was outside the house for her to collect. Of course, the viewers were somewhat privy to Whitney imploring Kathryn to stay mum about their tryst when they saw each other at the Carolina Day ball. Whitney claimed he didn’t want to hurt his friend who was now in the throes of a hot and heavy romance with his former fling. Sacre bleu! It all makes perfect sense now. Craig is beside himself for cracking the mystery. Move over, Ned Nickerson, Nancy’s got a new handsome sidekick!
The crew is packing for their mountain weekend when Cameran receives a call from her husband Jason. When he asks who is tasked with driving to Asheville (and then Linville), Cameran explains that Shep, in true Shep fashion, has chartered a party bus. One by one, the ubers convene on Hanover Street with the party goers, and no one is shocked to see how much Craig and Naomie have packed. En route, a few of the Charmers pop open beers, Cameran struggles to stay awake, and Craig tries oh so subtly to find out what’s new with his friends. Unfortunately for Craig, the conversation doesn’t turn to Whitney’s jilted heart, but instead to Bailey, Shep’s kind of, pseudo girl friend who isn’t quite a girlfriend but is more than just a friend. She’s not on the bus because Shep is a firm believer that any girl who is worth his time will be cool with him ghosting for a weekend with no explanation. Craig neglects to tout his intelligence when he mistakes their destination for Nashville. You’re about four hours and two states off, my friend. The gang arrives at the hotel and are met by Thomas who clearly smuggled some of JD’s finest with him on his ride up to North Carolina.
While the group wonders around Asheville, Thomas decides to approach random girls on the sidewalk, questioning their interest in body piercings and the grunge movement. He’s all charm, for sure. As Thomas pickles himself with craft beer, he and Whitney make fun of the scene. Are they at a lesbian establishment? Thomas sure hopes so as they are the best places to get laid. Shep is too engaged in a game of life-sized Jenga to notice his friends cackling. Not surprisingly, the Jenga game invites plenty of “pull it out” jokes to entertain T-Rav. Shep and company continue their bar crawl before meeting up with Shep’s good pal from college (and also his pre-21 identity). JD and Elizabeth join their friends just in time for dinner where Thomas regales the table with his best French accent. Cameran asks Shep’s buddy who he pictures Shep with in the future. He jokes that he doesn’t envision Shep with just one lady, and Cameran sees Landon perk up a bit. Cameran is convinced someone may have a bit of a crush on Shepstradamus.
As the night rolls on, Thomas announces that he wants to make things right with Kathryn, or at least not have her shunned by his friends. Whitney interrupts to say he didn’t come all this way to hear about the dreaded Kathryn…why does T-Rav care so much? Craig interjects that they have children together, so there’s that tidbit, but Whitney is unrelenting. Why so sour, puss? At the next bar, Thomas comes on a bit too strong with a girl he likens to a vampire. She threatens to cut him with a pocketknife before seeking safety from Shep. The next morning, Thomas explains why he is leaving after one night. He rehashes a conversation with Landon where she admits to lying about inviting Kathryn to Shep’s birthday party. Shep is disappointed to learn that Landon was dishonest with him, but he realizes she has a catty side that sometimes rears its ugly head. Cameran and Whitney have opted for a rental car as her anxiety won’t allow her to traverse the windy mountain roads in a party bus. I can’t say I blame her, but Shep’s feelings are a tad hurt at this turn of events.
Oh how I love Linville–I adore seeing the scenery almost as much as I love getting a glimpse of Bravo’s version of Charleston every Monday. Shep’s family home is stunning, and everyone is in awe of the accommodations…and the view. He shows his friends to their quarters, and Cameran marvels at how humble Shep can be when it comes to his family’s treasures. The girls read and relax as JD pulls Craig aside for a discussion about his role with Gentry. He wants to bring Danni on board to helm the bourbon line, but she’s apprehensive about potentially stepping on the toes of Craig’s dream job. JD hopes that Craig will express to Danni how valuable she’d be to their team and that he would love to work with her.
Back in Charleston, Jennifer Snowden visits a home bound Kathryn, and she can’t hide her disgust when Kathryn relays the effort that Thomas has been making lately, especially defending her after Landon manipulated the truth about Kathryn’s party invitation. Because she’s such a supportive friend, Jennifer can’t fathom why Kathryn would still be in contact with such an arse. When is someone going to trademark the sarcasm font? The magic of editing allows us to segue back to Linville where Shep approaches a sweatshirt clad (but sans pants?) Landon for being less than truthful with him about including their sometimes volatile counterpart. She plays coy, promising Shep that she included Kathryn until he calls her out for telling T-Rav otherwise. She admits that she neglected to send the text invitation to Kathryn, and he implores her to just be honest with him going forward. As the episode draws to a close, JD tends bar, and Whitney micromanages Craig’s grill skills. The banter turns to Kathryn and Thomas’ dysfunction, and Whitney spews some venom. Craig gets it…he’s be pissed too if the girl he really liked started hooking up with his best friend. The clouds roll in and Whitney is about to start a shiz-storm…so obviously we’ll have to wait until next week to see what happens!
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