After months of long-distance dating, Amber Portwood has finally met her new beau Dimitri. On Tuesday night's episode of Teen Mom O.G., the 29-year-old picked up her new beau from the...
During last week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, Beau Clark proposed to Stassi Schroeder in a graveyard. This week, they’re still living it up in their engagement, but most likely, that will included continued bitching about Kristen Doute, the one (main) cast member excluded fromtheir celebration.
Scheana Marie asks Brett Caprioni to be her love interest in her music video. Most likely, she did this to bother Dayna Kathan, who has been seeing Brett. That’s probably going tot backfire on Scheana. The girl is having a rough season when it comes to her issues with Dayna.
Jax Taylor lashes out at Max Boyens, which causes some issues for Brittany Cartwright. I guess that honeymoon bliss was pretty short-lived.
Raquel Leviss rallies for her boyfriend James Kennedy, asking Lisa Vanderpump to give him one last chance to DJ at her restaurant. Most likely, she will say yes since we all know LVP has a soft spot for James.
Kristen has a storyline other than her issues with the Witches of WeHo. Apparently, she made a sex tape with someone and refuses to admit it.
While the cast has settled down and the show isn’t what it used to be, this episode sounds promising.
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TELL US- IF YOU WERE DAYNA KATHAN, WOULD YOU BE MAD AT SCHEANA MARIE FOR ASKING BRETT CAPRIONI TO BE HER LOVE INTEREST IN A MUSIC VIDEO? DOES JAMES KENNEDY DESERVED A SECOND CHANCE FROM LISA VANDERPUMP? WHO DO YOU THINK KRISTEN DOUTE MADE A SEX TAPE WITH? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE RESURGENCE OF JAX TAYLOR DRAMA? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE BRITTANY CARTWRIGHT?
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The Blacklist is going animated to complete season seven. NBC announced the series starring James Spader and Megan Boone will end the season with a hybrid of live-action and graphic...
There’s no denying that Ramona Singer is infamous for her lack of a filter on The Real Housewives of New York City. I mean, even Bravo couldn’t resist compiling a package at last season’s reunion of the RHONY OG apologizing (or at least recognizing) over and over that her delivery is almost always crass, rude and downright terrible.
However, that’s never stopped the Singer Stinger before and this time, former RHONY stars Kristen Taekman and Cindy Barshop were on the receiving end of her Ramotional digs.
The drama all started on when Ramona appeared in an Instagram Story on her daughter Avery Singer‘s profile. Stuck in quarantine, the mother-daughter duo decided to play around with a new “Which RHONY are you?” Instagram filter, as captured by Page Six.
Avery first got Kristen — who starred alongside her mom in Seasons 6 and 7 — and captioned the post, “Wait confused idk who this is this ???” When Avery asked Ramona who the statuesque model-turned-lifestyle blogger was (and mispronounced her last name, no less), the RHONY star bluntly replied, “She’s a nobody. She wasn’t on the show for very long.”
Take two: Avery tried the filter again and got Cindy, who served as a one-and-done attempt at replacing Bethenny Frankel way back in Season 4, and Ramona had an equally dismissive reaction: “She’s another nobody. Another nobody.”
Now, while the OG is technically correct that neither of her former cast mates lasted too long on the series, her critique is actually a bit laughable considering Kristen successfully went up against her during Season 6, resulting in the newbie getting a glass to the face and cutting open her lip after splashing Ramona‘s hair with water on the cast trip to the Berkshires.
In classic Ramonacoaster fashion, the OG refused to really apologize for her bad behavior, which led to Kristen calling her a “monster” during a post-trip showdown and securing the coveted center seat at the reunion despite her freshman status. (Honestly, I’m starting a #Justice4KristenTaekman movement after this debacle; the two-season ‘Wife deserved better because pretty is definitely smarter than you think!)
Cindy, on the other hand, made less of an impression in her single season on the show. Though she initially joined the cast as Ramona‘s friend, the Completely Bare spa founder quickly fell out with the veteran ‘Wife at a wedding in the Hamptons and is perhaps best remembered for a.) arguing with Sonja Morgan over the “pecking order” of the group, at which Ramona and her pinot grigio were clearly at the top b.) inviting all the ladies out to her home in the armpit of the Hamptons, I mean, Quogue and c.) getting hilariously cropped out of all the pictures from the cast trip to Morocco by a gleefully vindictive Sonja.
Of course, Ramona immediately tried to backtrack on her comments, telling Page Six, “I was trying to be playful and funny. They’re both my friends and I support them in all their endeavors. I was just joking. Maybe my delivery was bad!”
With the Singer Stinger it’s always easy to blame her bad delivery, but do we really believe her? Either way, never change, Ramona. Never change.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK KRISTEN AND CINDY ARE “NOBODIES” LIKE RAMONA SAID OR IS HER BAD DELIVERY TO BLAME? WAS SHE BEING FUNNY OR HONEST?
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Do you guys remember Peggy Sulahian? She was the 100th Real Housewife of all time…. and she only last one season on Real Housewives of Orange County. She didn’t exactly connect with the viewers or her co-stars.
Her most memorable moment was when she recording Meghan Edmonds‘ baby crying during the cast trip to Iceland. She also tried to use the platform to talk about her journey after cancer and to spotlight her Armenian traditions. Unfortunately for Peggy she was a one and done as a Housewife. She claims she’s not interested in coming back to the show, but her reasoning behind that choice is rather interesting. It has nothing to do with her “edit” or being forced to spend time with her co-stars. Instead, it’s about her health.
During a recent appearance on Behind the Velvet Rope with David Yontef, Peggy was asked that question that all former Housewives are asked in every interview: “would you come back to the show?” The 100th Housewife answered, “I don’t think so.”
She went on to share, “It’s a lot. My health is my priority. I don’t want cancer back because once you have it I believe it will always come back. As a child, I always believed I was going to get it. I always felt it, it’s gonna come, it’s gonna come, it’s gonna come, and it did come.” There’s nothing wrong with trusting your instincts, especially when it comes to your physical and mental health. Even so, Peggy’s subsequent comments were a little difficult to make sense of.
She said, “My intuition is really deep. I felt it and I did get it. I know that if I did do [the show] I have a chance. I’m scared of that. I don’t want to die young.” What does that even mean? Maybe she’s saying the stress of the show could have some physical side effects. It’s hard to say without putting words in her mouth.
Peggy remarked, “Once you have [cancer], that’s it. Your body makes it no matter what. I’m waiting for it, basically. That’s how I feel.” She continued, “These things you didn’t see [on the show]. It goes so deep. It’s so relatable. My DM’s are out of control.”
While Peggy’s reasoning was a bit difficult to follow, she did say that one positive thing to come from the show is those DM’s from people who can relate to her experiences.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PEGGY’S REMARKS? WOULD YOU EVER WANT HER TO RETURN TO THE SHOW?
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Selena Gomez is stepping into the kitchen for HBO Max. The new unscripted series, which is untitled at the moment, is executive produced by Gomez and will star the singer-actress as she navigates...
What's life like for 90 Day Fiancé stars around the world now? 90 Day Fiancé: Self-Quarantined answers that question. The TLC series features the stars of the various 90 Day...Tirdy Works, a new reality show on truTV, has non-stop moose turd puns but also a lot of warmth and heart. It’s the shit, and I highly recommend it.
Dillon Passage, husband to Joe Exotic (Joseph Maldonado-Passage), the infamous subject of Netflix's Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness, never thought the various scripted projects about...
There are a lot of things you can say about Tiger King star Joe Exotic. As the clear breakout star of the seven-part docu-series, Joe showed us all kinds of crazy. From his 2016 presidential run, to his cringe-y yet amazing music videos, Joe is a personality that is larger than life. He wanted fame above all else. And honestly, I wanted it for him. Sure, Joe has his faults, but there’s something so endearing about him. Or maybe I’ve just truly lost my mind during quarantine. We can’t be sure.
Even though Joe is now an international sensation, he tragically cannot enjoy this fame. Joe is currently serving a 22-year sentence on murder for hire charges against the now infamous Carole Baskin. Like many, I felt like Joe was set up in a way. Even Cardi B expressed her feelings on Joe’s prison sentence. “He will be free,” she promised. But Joe isn’t waiting around for to Cardi’s GoFundMe campaign to get him out of jail. Instead, Joe is going straight to the source himself: President Donald Trump.
TMZ first reported that Joe Exotic has assembled his own legal team to get the ball rolling on this pardon. “Joe’s legal team out of Ft. Worth, Texas is preparing a case file that will be sent on to [Donald] Trump, claiming Joe was wrongly convicted for the murder-for-hire plot against Carole Baskin,” a source told TMZ.
Now listen, as much as I like Joe, him wanting a pardon is definitely along the lines of his ambitions of holding official office. He’s over the top in every way, even while he’s holed up in a jail cell. TMZ also shared images of a massive bus wrapped in images of Joe’s face, a tiger, and “President Trump, Please Pardon Joe Exotic.” I mean, if he’s going to ask for a pardon, at least he’s doing it in style!
Joe was very open on the show about his hate for Carole. He openly documented his hate on his Internet show for the world to see. Basically, Joe would tell anyone who would listen about how much he hated Carole and wanted to harm her. But even still, I point the blame at Jeff Lowe. He was the nail in the coffin. He totally set Joe up. If Joe hadn’t met Jeff and subsequently the alleged hitman Allen Glover, I’m not so sure he would be sitting in jail right now.
But Joe was also charged for his killing of tigers. Apparently, Joe’s lawyers think this was also some sort of scheme to paint Joe in a bad light to the jury. Basically, Joe and his lawyers are trying to undermine every charge against him to set him free. And this isn’t the only legal battle Joe is entangled in right now. He’s currently involved in a lawsuit against Jeff Lowe and he’s seeking a whopping $94,000,000. I seriously wonder where he got that number from.
It’s honestly kind of amazing to see that Joe’s ambitions know no bounds. Even from a jail cell, he’s still larger than life. He’s still pursuing fame. He’s still entertaining us with his ridiculousness. We have to give him credit where credit is due.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WILL LOOK INTO JOE EXOTIC’S CASE? DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD BE PARDONED?
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In the midst of the craziness that is 2020, the Tiger King phenomenon lives on. Even if you haven’t watched the seven part Netflix series, you’ve undoubtedly heard about it. Breakout star Joe Exotic, who is currently serving a 22 year sentence in an Oklahoma prison, was even mentioned during one of President Donald Trump’s press conferences. He has become a bona fide star.
Fans have been hungry for more Tiger King content since the series dropped on Netflix. The series could not have come at a more perfect time. When news broke of a scripted version of the story, the Internet went crazy. Twitter was wild with casting suggestions on which stars should play characters like Carole Baskin and Doc Antle. And now, the first official casting announcement has been made.
Variety reported that Academy Award winning actor Nicolas Cage is set to play Joe Exotic in a scripted, eight-episode series. I am already imagining Nicolas with a bleached mullet and eyebrow rings. A lot of fans suggested that David Spade play Joe due to the physical resemblance. There was even a rumor that Margot Robbie might be in the running. But I think Nicolas is going to be nothing short of amazing.
While Tiger King is new to all of us, the scripted series has been in the works since 2019. As for the story itself, it sounds like we are going to dive deep into the mind of Joe and gain a better understanding of why he is the way he is. “The story centers around Joe Schreibvogel, a.k.a. Joe Exotic, an eccentric, exotic zookeeper in Oklahoma who fights to keep his park even at the risk of losing his sanity. The series will live in the lion’s den with Joe, explore how he became Joe Exotic, and how he lost himself to a character of his own creation,” Variety reports.
From the sound of it, I honestly think the scripted version of Tiger King could be even crazier than the docu-series. The docu-series focused on so many characters who each brought their own version of crazy. I don’t know how to explain it, but there’s just something about Joe. I was rooting for him, and I still am. We are going to be given a closer look into the mind of a man who owned a zoo and ran for governor of Oklahoma at the same damn time. This is going to be a wild ride, and I’m so here for it.
While we await more casting news for this series, I think Nicolas Cage is absolutely perfect for this role. I keep remembering his “bring me the big knife” scene in Moonstruck. If Nicolas brings that same crazed intensity to the new Tiger King series, he will not disappoint.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK NICOLAS CAGE WAS A GOOD CHOICE TO PLAY JOE EXOTIC? WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE PLAY THE OTHER TIGER KING CAST MEMBERS?
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Grab your oranges because The Real Housewives of Orange County are in some seriously hot water. On Monday (May 4), Kelly Dodd took to social media to share a picture of herself hanging out with Shannon Beador, Emily Simpson and Braunwyn Windham-Burke…in the middle of the global coronavirus pandemic.
Needless to say, fans didn’t take to0 kindly to the RHOC stars utter disregard for social distancing directives in a time when most everyone around the country is doing their best to stay home for the sake of public health, and outrage spread faster than you can scream “I have never been with multiple partners in my life!”
“REAL HOUSEWIVES IN QUARANTINE…Love these beautiful Goldsheeps,” Kelly captioned the post before turning off the comments section as backlash from fans quickly reached a fever pitch.
Several things need to be pointed out here: first of all, yes, the women were all wearing face masks (which appear to be custom and somewhat matching), but they are certainly not social distancing in any sense of the word. (Ironically Shannon‘s mask is emblazoned with the phrase “6 feet apart” despite being more like six inches from each of her cast mates as they’re all cuddled up for the selfie.)
Second of all, California’s statewide shelter-in-place order will not start being lifted until this coming Friday, meaning there is absolutely no reason the ‘Wives should be getting together, much less posting about it on social media. (Amid the pandemic, production on RHOC, and all other currently-filming Bravo shows, has been suspended for obvious safety reasons.)
Third, can anyone explain what a “Goldsheep” is? Anyone? (Ok, according to Shannon‘s Instagram, it’s the name of the leggings brand that made the ladies’ masks so…does that make this an influencer post?)
A number of Bravolebrities and fan accounts managed to comment on Kelly‘s post before she limited comments: Gretchen Rossi wrote, “Soo cute” while Braunwyn commented, “Thanks for making me laugh, I needed that.”
Another former Housewife was less forgiving of the public health gaffe; after Kelly turned off the comments, a fan account posted a similar picture of the four OC ‘Wives taken from a since-deleted Instagram Story, and Tamra Judge replied to that post with a self-explanatory face-palm emoji (which is only slightly ironic considering CUT Fitness remained opened for the early weeks of the pandemic).
Angry fans also flooded the comments section, letting the women have it for broadcasting their blatant selfishness across social media. Comments ranged from “The ignorance is real in OC” and “That’s not social distancing!” to “Unfollowing everyone. Not watching this” and “They need to sit home and stay off social media before bravo fires [their] asses!! If I was a producer, I’d be pissed that they’re posting all about them meeting up and ignoring the pandemic going on rn!!!”
Several also took particular aim at Shannon, who’s known for her reliance on homeopathic medicine, writing, “It says 6 feet on her damn mask,” “Cheek to cheek as Shannon wears a ‘6 feet’ mask” and “I’m honestly shocked about Shannon, I picture her pepper spraying anyone who comes within feet of her and messing with her energy and wavelengths.”
It should also be noted that Gina Kirschenheiter — who by the looks of her social media is quarantining with her new boyfriend Travis Mullen and their blended brood of six kids at home in Orange County — was absent from the irresponsible hangout.
Needless to say, it will be interesting to see if the OC women continue to get together as the state’s stay-at-home restrictions begin to be eased this coming weekend and what it means for filming Season 15…
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It’s official – Adam Glick is a bad omen. There he was whistling, whistling, whistling…. all throughout the entire episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and everywhere he blew a tune bad luck soon followed.
Georgia Grobler is secretly in love with Paget Berry, one half of an incestuous set of twins, but in order to keep the on-board harmony Georgia is forced to succumb to a date with Chris Miller, a sunny side up egg in a carton of hard boiled.
Jenna MacGillivray just wants Adam to love her, however the more she begs the more he rolls up the windows on his trusty traveling van and puts up a “No Emotional Vacancies” sign. Madison Stalker just wants to be understood, and appreciated, and loved, and accepted and all the things one will not find in the storage hull of a super yacht. Captain Glenn Shephard just wants to have the perfect sail, but in his quest for an uncomplicated voyage he finds himself throttled by the wind.
And Paget… Well, Paget just wants the confidence to live a life of his own choosing. To leave the chubby little boy back in a Bristol Waitrose, mewing for his sister-mommy’s titties when he really wants an espresso martini. He wants to take off his husky trousers and show the world that he’s a man of his own making: sculpted, fit, and beefy. A man who can follow his own heart… if only Georgia can lead him to it.
So yeah, things are falling down like dominoes on Below Deck! And I blame Adam for shattering the glass half full.
Contributing to the string of bad luck was the murder of crows buzzing around the mast just before the guests arrived. Crows are bad omens in the sailing industry. As are bananas and whistling, but no one knows or notices that Adam is whistling constantly, a tuneless eerie whine running like an undercurrent through the minutia of their days, so imperceptible it’s almost invisible. Is it this, or the crows which bring the string of bad luck?
Jenna and Adam are supposed to be having an illicit tryst in the master suite in between charters. Which is a great gig if you can get away with it. Unfortunately Byron Hissey has discovered their little secret and spilled the beans to Madison, so I imagine it’s only a matter of time before Captain Glenn gets a whispering in his ear about impure acts. He’ll assume it was a nightmare because Captain Glenn doesn’t like to deal with entanglements, but alas — truth is often stranger, and more gory, than fiction.
Anyway! Back on track, immediately after sex Jenna starts picking some strange fight with Adam about him being emotionally distant. Why is she doing this? This is a FLING. They are two people, horny on a yacht where they’re stationed for 3 months, and this is not that serious. Also isn’t the appeal of Adam that he’s an emotionally unavailable wildebeest who must be tamed by the purring of a pussy. I mean didn’t Jenna want, on some level, to be mixed up in this mess?
They stay up all night arguing, then Jenna lies to Chris about where they slept when he wonders why Adam never made it to their room. Chris really wasted no time getting up this boat’s business, did he?!
Chris takes Georgia on a date to get the dead skin of their feet eaten off by predatory fish. Cause nothing says romantic like callous removal. Georgia dresses hot, tosses her hair over her shoulder, and imagines Paget nibbling her toe nails instead. And oh he would. Paget practically stands on the mast staring out after them as they depart for the date. He mournfully watches Georgia go off into the brave new world. then he turns around and Ciara Duggan is standing there, hands on hips, the flame of her hair matching the fire in her eyes, and her eyes are burning his sexual impulses alive.
Later Ciara demands Paget tell her why he loves her and at least he doesn’t compare her to his mother this time. Instead he praises her nice personality and her… titties. Which are also … nice. Georgia, who knows just how to get under Ciara’s skin, jokes that their relationship is more like siblings. Ciara looks like someone knocked the wind out of her sails — as if their long-lost secret had been unearthed. Is Georgia a mind-reader? Probably just a person with two eyes, and half a brain who can figure out that Ciara and Paget have less sexual chemistry than Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street.
Things become more complicated when Georgia returns from her date, and makes a confession to Madison. I was all excited thinking Georgia was gonna reveal that she and Paget had a secret plot to run away together after saving Paget’s testicles from Tupperware Ciara keeps locked in a chasm hidden in her hair. They would shave her head, steal the male minutia, braid the strands into a rope, use them to fasten a sail boat out of a stolen cooler and giant stick of frozen tuna, and set themselves free. Running wildly onto the shores of some lost island where the only sounds would Georgia serenading their own audacity.
What Georgia actually reveals is that she betrayed Madison’s confidences by telling everyone about her sister being murdered as a way to explain Madison’s erratic moods. Instead of handling this in stride, Madison loses her shit and succumbs to one of her erratic fits. She is furious that Georgia made it seem like her crazy-ass mood swings were a result of unresolved trauma instead of … PMS? Immaturity? Adderall Addiction?
Madison starts screaming and crying at Georgia until Jenna intervenes, and I thought actually handled it quite nicely. Jenna calmed Madison down, then got everyone separated. Madison went to her bunk to cool off and then approached Georgia later so they could talk it out. Georgia apologized profusely and honestly, and they made up. It was nice and way too simple for reality TV.
Thankfully we have the ever-festering drama of JennAdam. Which if you say it fast sounds like Jenna-DUMB. Which is just prefect way to describe these two. They’re not speaking. They’re sort of shuffling around each other, ignoring/not ignoring and then Adam goes out on the dock and throws a tantrum over the fishmonger selling him frozen tuna BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FINE!
The problem is that the fish vender gave Jenna a spear of frozen tuna far bigger than Adam’s, um, spear and he got jealous of her handling it, and realized his sea pearls could never measure up – even though they’re fresh. Jenna, Byron, and Captain Glenn standby, observing this entire incredibly unprofessional display by Adam, but say nothing. Captain Glenn demured that he doesn’t like to confront people when they’re angry and he’s sure at some point Adam will calm down and return to a simmer, so why bother stirring the pot!
Adam blames Jenna for distracting her from his actual true love: shoving dead animal flesh into an open fire. So she spends her break time writing him little love notes that he can open twice a day. She hands Adam a plastic baggy full, and he acts like he’s annoyed she wasted a ziplock baggy. He barely glances at one note before tossing it onto the stove.
The new charter guests are best friends for 27 years Kerry and Dino. The catch is that Kerry has stage 4 cancer and is not in remission. This trip is a last hurrarh of her life. Also it’s Dino’s birthday and he wants a cake delivered by a sexy deckhand. Since there are none available, Jenna dumps the responsibility on Paget who feels honored but incredibly insecure about showing his body.
These charter guests are great. So fun-loving and easy going. They are game for anything – even a treacherous sailing trip that nearly dumps the boat over. Literally. Captain Glenn knew the winds were high but suddenly they were really high – so high the boat lost the Doppler signal – and it was like old school sailing out there on the open water with only your wits. And scurvy.
The boat was literally sideways with the guests clinging on for dear life, but they loved it. I was duly impressed that Madison managed to retain control of a tray of drinks the entire time, even when a rolling dining chair slammed into her, pining her to the bar and Chris.
The only casualty was a leak from one of the sails that doused a portion of the deck with oil and required Byron, a bucket, and plenty of muscle grease to clean up. Captain Glenn obviously felt exhilarated after capturing the spirit of true sailing, out in the open water, with only the elements and intuition to guide you. Everyone else was momentarily startled from their stupor, of puzzling over their own quandaries, then went right back inside their own skulls.
Jenna did manage to bond with Kerry about cancer. Jenna lost her father to cancer and has a sweet conversation with Kerry about how important it is to be positive in confronting the legacy one leaves. Kerry is amazing. She is so upbeat and fun-loving, ready to take advantage of every moment. She snorkels, laughs, experiences to the fullest.
That night Dino is celebrating his birthday and would love to have his cake delivered by a sexy deckhand. He’ll have to settle for a sexy bosun! Paget is anxious. Lingering insecurities from his chubby childhood ripple his muscles. He spends the hour before the shirtless sojourn furiously doing push ups and chin-ups; grunting as Georgia peeks on from the laundry room.
Finally, after the guests have consumed a million little bites of Adam’s ego and Ciara has smeared Paget with body glitter, he girds his loins and harnesses his confidences. He turns the color of beets, bobbing in underrated glory, as he prepares to step out in front of Georgia the guests. It is a success! Everyone is awed by Paget’s bloated muscles and the swollen package he presents in tight black boxer briefs. Georgia is suddenly very aware of how wasted Paget is on Ciara’s smothering nagging. The cake was very much second fiddle here.
As Adam dumped it on plates for the guests, his glowering resentment for Jenna grew with each stab of the knife. The tension between them so thick it could accidentally be sliced and plated; tasting of bitterness and scorn. A direct contrast between the sweetness and freshness of the cake.
Afterwards Jenna officially dumps her serving duties onto Georgia (who is also required to serenade the guests) so she can have another ‘talk’ with Adam. Exactly how many serious talks do these two need approximately 2 weeks into a fling? It’s ridiculous! Adam, for all his faults, is right to pump the breaks on her constant emotional neediness. She literally handed the dude a ziplock baggie full of love notes. Probably scrawled in pink and purple bubble letters written by a glitter pen and spritzed with Bath & Body Works body spray. Jenna probably kissed each one with Bonne Belle Lip Smackers Bubble Gum, leaving the slightest hint of pink. She probably also laced them with poison so with each note Adam touched, his strength and resolve would fade. Slowly he’d grow woozy, and worn down. Maybe it was an allergy to synthetic fragrance, or maybe it was a more sinister plan for his soul…
Anyway, Adam tells Jenna that she’s distracting him from cooking and he really doesn’t have the energy to handle all the feeling analysis. So it looks like despite Jenna pleading with him to be more open, they break up.
Let’s hope. Cause I’m more interested in Georgia and Paget’s pining for each other!
TELL US – IS GEORGIA USING CHRIS TO MAKE PAGET JEALOUS? DID MADISON OVER-REACT? SHOULD JENNA AND ADAM BREAK-UP?
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