Big Brother Global: 03/20/17

Monday, March 20, 2017

Daniel avalia estratégia de jogo de Emilly no ‘BBB17’: ‘Deu um balão em um monte de velho’

Isolados do restante da casa, Daniel e Marinalva começam a falar sobre o “BBB17”. Depois de confessar para a amiga que votaria nela se tivesse que escolher entre a paratleta e Vivian, ele fez uma leitura do desempenho de Emilly no reality show.“Eu...

DWTS producers fail to justify Heather Morris’ casting, Kaitlyn Bristowe’s exclusion

Does Glee actor Heather Morris have an unfair advantage on Dancing with the Stars? Should the show cast more Bachelorettes? Shrug, say the producers. Read this story »

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Eric Trump and wife Lara Trump expecting their first child

Eric Trump is going to be a first-time father.

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'The Voice' artist Brennley Brown: I felt a lot of pressure and a lot of nerves auditioning at age 14!

The Voice artist Brennley Brown opens up about her intimidating blind audition and why joining Blake Shelton's team seemed like the right decision at the time.

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Jennifer Lopez on her former husband Marc Anthony: "We're best friends"

Jennifer Lopez says she's "best friends" with former husband Marc Anthony.

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Katie Maloney Says She & Tom Schwartz “Hit Rock Bottom” In New Orleans & That They Are “Reconnected & Recommitted”

Tom & Katie get a reality lesson from Lisa

The viewers have seen Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz go through some tough (and awkward) times this season on Vanderpump Rules. If this wasn’t a reality show and we didn’t already know that they got married, there would be a lot of doubt about whether or not they were going to tie the knot. This is especially true after the joint bachelor/bachelorette party episodes that took place in New Orleans.

It’s hard for the viewers to “ship” this couple because all they’ve seen is drunken fighting this season, but apparently they are in a much different place these days. I have no idea how you go from calling each other names and siding with other people in arguments to wedded bliss, but I guess we will have until next season (or the reunion episodes) to see what Tom and Katie are like as a married couple.

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Katie talked about that terrifying New Orleans trip and the current state of their relationship in an interview with People. Supposedly Katie had been rage texting and drunk fighting because she harbors resentment against Tom for supposedly cheating on her in Vegas years before. I have no idea why this wasn’t addressed sooner since the original allegations played out in a story line on the show, but it came off like a last ditch effort to justify some unflattering behavior.

Still, Katie said, “It was something that doesn’t sit well with me and it’s a source of my frustrations and anxiety and overall mood when it comes to Tom sometimes. As much as I tried to move past it, he did really betray my trust and it’s something I’ve had a hard time restoring in him.”

Katie said what we were all thinking when she described the New Orleans trip as the point when their relationship “hit rock bottom.” And once again, if we didn’t have real life as a spoiler, it would be hard to believe that the two of them were actually getting married.

Katie stated, “I just knew we either needed to turn things around and really recommit and change our attitudes or walk away from it all.” She also mused, “The one constant thing in our relationship has been our commitment and how much we’ve fought for our relationship because we believe in it and love each other so much. So we had this revelation and we said in New Orleans we had to burn our relationship down to the ground so it could grow back healthier.” I would never root against any couple, but I’ll believe this when I see it. Hopefully these two can get their shit together.

It seems like the couple had some sort of epiphany once Lisa Vanderpump said that she didn’t want to be responsible for marrying them. That had to be a major reality check and hit to the ego. Katie claims that she and Schwartz “reconnected and recommitted” before they tied the knot.

Katie said, “We decided that all of the resentment and negative things we’re hitting the delete button. We made sure we weren’t bringing that into our future and into our next chapter. It was a quick turn around but because we both wanted it so badly we both took the time to connect with each other.” Hopefully this is true and they can actually leave their drama in the past instead of getting drunk, bringing it all up again, and arguing for the millionth time.

Katie added, “Nothing has changed our dynamic or we’re not different people, but overall our approach to our relationship is very different. There’s not as much pressure or ultimatum, we’re just settling in to spending the rest of our lives together.” Now that Katie has that wedding band on her finger, let’s hope that the ultimatums have stopped.

She also shares some insight into how she picked that $15,000 wedding dress and more. Read her full interview here.

Tonight’s an all new episode of Vanderpump Rules and the wedding is finally here! It’s going to be an eventful evening!

A few highlights: Tom Schwartz enjoying the finer points of rafting with a pink flamingoswan.

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To Lisa Vanderpump doing menial tasks. Which Ken will document for those who’d never believe it without photographic evidence.

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And of course, wedding drama galore! Join us here in the comments at 9/8 CST!

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How Tarek and Christina El Moussa's Divorce May Have Helped the Success of Flip or Flop

Christina El Moussa, Tarek El Moussa, Flip or Flop

Many eyes remain on both Tarek El Moussa and Christina El Moussa's personal lives and TV lives. Despite the renovation duo's unexpected split in late 2016, the reality star pair...

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Bonner Bolton -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' celebrity cast member

Bonner Bolton -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars celebrity cast member competing on Season 24.

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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend bring Luna on trip to Morocco

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend brought their daughter Luna on their trip to Morocco over the weekend.

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Keo Motsepe -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner

Keo Motsepe -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars pro partner competing on Season 24.

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Kim Zolciak and daughter Brielle Biermann accuse German airport of stealing belongings

Kim Zolciak and her eldest daughter have accused German airport staff of stealing their belongings.

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Erika Jayne & Charo Reveal Their Plans For Dancing With the Stars Domination in This Must-Watch Joint Interview

Erika Jayne, Charo, Dancing With the Stars

Get ready to learn the cuchi-cuchi and how to pat the puss, Dancing With the Stars fans! When Erika Jayne and Charo hit the ballroom floor for the start of season 24's competition,...

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'The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Kim DePaola's car at center of double murder investigation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey participant Kim DePaola's car is at the center of a double murder investigation.

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Peta Murgatroyd -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner

Peta Murgatroyd -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars pro partner competing on Season 24.

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'The Bachelor' alum Lesley Murphy undergoing double mastectomy due to high risk of breast cancer

The Bachelor alum Lesley Murphy has revealed she will undergo a double mastectomy after discovering she's at high risk for breast and ovarian cancer.

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner

Maksim Chmerkovskiy -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars pro partner competing on Season 24.

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Cynthia Bailey Dishes On The Jokes At Peter’s Birthday Roast & Phaedra Parks’s Reaction To The Divorce Party

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I (along with many other viewers) was confused by Cynthia Bailey bringing Peter Thomas on a couples vacation even though they were in the process of divorcing. The viewers got to experience a lot of vicarious awkwardness from the last couple Real Housewives of Atlanta episodes.

This could not be more true when Cynthia attempted to roast Peter for his birthday and Kenya Moore threw a “Divorce Party” for her and Phaedra Parks. Yes, I think the idea is a little weird, but it did seem like Kenya was acting from a place of kindness so it was so awkward when Phaedra pretended to look for ginger ale as an excuse to leave. Not only that, but she retreated into her old ways by name calling Kenya via text.

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In her latest Bravo blog entry, Cynthia talked about that birthday roast for Peter. I was really hoping for more from that, considering that Phaedra and Porsha Williams love talking shit about Peter in the past, but it was Cynthia who really flopped when she got her chance to speak.

Cynthia said, “Kandi [Burruss] and Todd [Tucker] had the best jokes. Kenya, Porsha, and Phaedra were really funny as well.” She also said what we were all thinking during that episode: “Obviously, I was the only one that totally crashed and burned.”

She added, “The crazy thing is that I know so many funny things about Peter, but I just couldn’t think of any of them in that moment. Clearly, out of all of my talents, I will not be adding roaster to the list! So yes, I am officially out of the roasting business until further notice!”

Since Cynthia was one of the women that Kenya threw that divorce party for, I was definitely curious about her thoughts on Phaedra’s reaction. Cynthia said, “I can completely understand why Phaedra didn’t want a divorce party. I just can’t understand why she couldn’t tell Kenya how she felt. As ‘friends on the mend,’ they were in a good place to have that conversation. I didn’t want a divorce party either, especially since my husband was actually with us in Hawaii.” Yeah, that had to be uncomfortable for her.

Cynthia explained how it all ended up alright: “However, once I expressed to the ladies how I felt and knew that Kenya had good intentions, I just looked at it as a new beginnings/rebirth/next chapter party. It was a silly, funny party. It wasn’t that serious.”

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5 Surprises We Want to See on This Season of Dancing With the Stars

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Dancing With the Stars has always been a fun show filled with plenty of surprising moments, from pregnancy announcements to engagements, and this season we hope won't be any...

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The Big Bang Theory Renewed for 2 More Seasons on CBS

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The Big Bang Theory isn't going anywhere. CBS and Warner Bros. announced they have reached a new two-year deal that will keep The Big Bang Theory on the air through the 2018-2019 season. That...

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Untucked will return for Drag Race season 9, but it’s still just online

After the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 on Friday, Untucked will return, but it'll still be online-only, not broadcast on VH1 or Logo. Read this story »

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You Have to See Mr. T's Dancing With the Stars Entrance to Believe It

It's safe to say we pity the fools who think Mr. T doesn't know how to make an entrance. In the exclusive Dancing With the Stars sneak preview, Kym Herjavec (née Johnson) meets her...

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Drama Between Porsha Williams And Phaedra Parks At The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion? Seating Chart Revealed!

Cynthia Bailey on WWHL

It’s already been revealed that the Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion for season 9 is the most “shocking” and “epic,” but Cynthia Bailey says it’s the perfect time for the ladies “to just address it. People can own up to it or lie about it or not own up to it.”

“I actually like the reunion. I’m a big closure girl,” Cynthia adds, “I’m moving on whether you choose to or not.”

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Cynthia admits she wasn’t “too freaked out about the reunion,” because “I really wasn’t too involved in too much of the dirty, dirty, dirty south drama that was going on.”

“I thought it was gonna be a tough season because of the divorce stuff, but after Peter [Thomas] and I managed to get through that with some grace and class, everything else just kind of fell into place,” Cynthia explained to Bravo’s Daily Dish.

Instead most of the drama will be between Porsha Williams, Kandi Burruss, and Phaedra Parks – and the seating chart shows Phaedra and Kandi on either side of Andy.

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Cynthia complains that the lesbian drama between Kandi and Porsha “went on for way longer than it needed to” and she’s hoping they’ll find that closure. She doesn’t have similarly high hopes for Kandi and Phaedra’s friendship, however – and also hints that it possibly turns into an issue between Frick and Frack! You don’t say… [insert eye roll here]

In fact Cynthia feels Phaedra should have confessed to the comments she made about Shamea Morton allegedly hooking up with Kandi, which lead to Porsha being implicated in lesbian drama. “I just thought at this point, just for the sake of solidarity for their friendship, she would say, ‘OK, I just want to say, you guys are really giving her a hard time. I was the one saying this, and if I was wrong to say it, then I take it back,'” says Cynthia. “Just something. I just feel like something should have been said from her at this point, just in support of her girl.”

Well, can we really expect so much of Shady Phae-Phae?

TELL US – DO YOU THINK FRICK AND FRACK WILL LAST? DID PHAEDRA DO PORSHA DIRTY? ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA REUNION SHOWS?

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Penélope Cruz Is Donatella Versace on FX's Versace: American Crime Story

Penélope Cruz is Donatella Versace. The Oscar winner has been tapped to play the key role in Versace: American Crime Story, the third installment of Ryan Murphy's American Crime Story...

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Friendship Means No Boundaries in This Sweet Home Oklahoma Sneak Peek

It's safe to say that reality TV has never seen friendships like these. When Sweet Home Oklahoma makes its debut on Bravo tonight, the light-hearted docu-series will introduce viewers...

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'Dancing with the Stars' pros and their significant others: Who's dating and married to whom?! (PHOTOS)

Dancing with the Stars professional partners are talented, sexy and charming -- so it isn't surprising viewers wonder who is single or in a relationship with whom.

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Kym Johnson -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner

Kym Johnson -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars pro partner competing on Season 24.

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Val Chmerkovskiy -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner

Val Chmerkovskiy -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars pro partner competing on Season 24.

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Emma Slater -- 5 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner

Emma Slater -- 5 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars pro partner competing on Season 24.

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'World of Dance's dance acts revealed by NBC, includes 'SYTYCD,' 'ABDC' and 'Live to Dance' winners

World of Dance has revealed the 47 dance acts who will be competing on the new NBC reality competition series.

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Kim DePaola’s Car The Scene Of A Bizarre Double Homicide!

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Kim DePaola has just found herself, or her car rather, in the center of drama far bigger than anything on Real Housewives Of New Jersey! Police are investigating her car after it was found tied to a bizarre execution style double murder! No, I am not kidding.

In this truly strange story, two badly burned bodies were discovered in an Audi registered to Kim and regularly driven by her son Chris Camiscioli. Upon further investigation police found that both victims had been shot in the head before the car with the bodies inside was torched using large quantities of gasoline. They are still trying to determine the identities of the deceased. One of whom is believed to be a friend of Chris’s who was borrowing his car after dropping Chris off at the airport last Wednesday.

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TMZ reports the friend was supposed to return the car to Chris‘ house after dropping him at the airport, but he instead he was driving it around town.

That friend is believed to be Aaron Anderson, 27, whose mother told NBC New York hasn’t been heard from since last Friday, when Paterson police discovered the car “fully engulfed in flames and the bodies burned beyond recognition.” They were on the scene after receiving a 2am call from neighbors about gunshots heard in the area.

Paterson Police Captain Richard Reyes confirmed the investigation is being treated as a homicide, but at this juncture cannot reveal why. No motive has been indicated, but there is some speculation it may be drug-related.

The bodies were so badly burned investigators are forced to rely on dental records to identify the men inside. So far there is no evidence outside of a few footsteps in the snow and a broken fence leading away from the burned car.

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“Thank you to everyone for your support!!!!” Kim added in her Instagram post addressing the strange situation.

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The This Is Us Season 2 "Spoilers" You Need to Hear

Waiting is hard and viewers are in for quite a bit of a wait before This Is Us returns with new episodes (and maybe answers about Jack Pearson's death, but you know how that goes). But...

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Kim Kardashian: I expected to be raped during Paris robbery

Kim Kardashian says she expected to be raped and killed during her Paris robbery in October.

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See 'Dancing with the Stars' Season 24 celebrities and dance partners in costume! (PHOTO GALLERY)

Dancing with the Stars' Season 24 season is about to start, so now it's time to bring on the glamour, sequins and costumes!

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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: Aloha A-NO-ha

Kenya & Phaedra

Despite the failed Restoration on last week’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, I thought people were moving forward, but like Paula Abdul dancing with a cartoon cheetah it was two steps forward and two steps back … except Kenya Moore and Phaedra Parks do NOT go together because sometimes opposites attack!

I gotta say Phaedra really disappointed me. Usually I’d see Kenya as the cartoon cheetah in this scenario, but last night it was sooo Phaedra! One thing about this trip to Maui was that that the ladies really shed their facades and let their guards down for a change.

The episode opens with Kenya and Phaedra playing tennis, bantering as they batted balls – badly – back and forth. Kenya seems hopeful that she and Phaedra are on their way to a real friendship, but Phaedra is still content to keep things at a distance. Although she’s glad she and Kenya aren’t having drama like everyone else. DUH – DUH -DUH… that’s some horror movie foreshadowing right there! Especially when Phaedra mentions, again, that she doesn’t quite trust Kenya (or any of these girls) with the status of her divorce.

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Phaedra plays tennis

Back at the hotel Cynthia Bailey surprises Peter with a room service birthday lunch. And what do you get the man who has everything except Jesus and a wife? Why a blinged out Bible, of course! Maybe he should just date Phaedra.

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Over salads Peter cries because he doesn’t believe Cynthia ever truly wanted to be married to him and always held him at a distance. Alright – I’m gonna admit it, I was touched by this scene, and I’m kinda, maybe thinkin’ Peachter, Peachter, Bank Account Eater wasn’t as terrible as maybe I always suspected? Maybe? Anyway, unlike when Cynthia was about to get married, she doesn’t have any doubts or second thoughts about getting unmarried to Peter.

The other big disaster on this trip is Bob and Sheree Whitfield. After Sheree ditched his giggling ass at the jewelry store, Sheree is channeling her anger into her book edits. Here on this beautiful island, Sheree has realized once and for all that Bob hasn’t changed a bit. If she holds a conch shell up to her ear, she’ll hear the same old sounds of his BS whizzing through. And that is breaking her heart anew.

Sowing the seeds for some extra-messiness, Kenya decides to embark upon a secret adventure of throwing a “Divorce Party” for her NBF and her BFF, Phaedra and Cynthia. As soon as the words “I do, I did, I don’t…” came cackling out of Krayonce’s lips, I was thinking Kenya was gonna find herself in the “I DON’T” realm of Phaedra’s wrath. I just had a sinking feeling that Phaedra’s not the sort of gal who embraces a cheery ass brokenette-betrothal party. Especially not one she’s attending with her NO-FF’s Kandi Burruss, Cynthia, and Kenya.

Then, because sometimes things have to go from annoying to really annoying, Kandi and Todd decide that instead of a pig roast to celebrate Peter’s birthday dinner, they’ll last minute change the theme to roasting him. They don’t tell anyone in advance, except Cynthia, that they’re supposed to have jokes prepared, so basically it sucked. Sheree is in no mood for jokes after her anger at Bob. Bob isn’t even sure she’ll show up, actually, but she does. Her anger and sorrow are palpable through my TV. “I would’ve roasted Peter, but he already looked pretty well done to me,” Sheree quips.

Peter's failed birthday roast

Even Peter is disappointed by this pathetic display and snarks that with all the material available to everyone about him, they should’ve gone hard. Were the shoe on the other foot, he would have eviscerated the roastee! The worst was Cynthia, who practically cried trying to make a joke about how thorough Peter brushes his teeth. I think the lesson here is that no one likes celebrating the end of a marriage. Even long after the marriage ended. You’d think Kenya would have revised her ‘Divorce party’ plans right then and there to so some sort of ‘Survival’ theme, etc., but no – once Kenya decides to go the distance with something – whether it be twirls, or butts, ill-advised flirtations, or busted boyfriends, she goes ALL the way up the mountain and right over the top into the volcano.

The last day of the trip Kandi and Todd invite everyone – even Porsha Williams (who Kandi wants to throw overboard until only her false eyelashes are seen floating around) – on a catamaran ride. Sheree and Bob are not soothed by the flowing of champagne nor the boat’s rhythm. Sheree finally lets Bob have it for all the years he’s done her WRONG as husband! I was so proud of her for calling him out for abandoning her with two small kids and a bunch of bills, completely destroying her trust, then trying to laugh it off and get away with no remorse. Cynthia believes Bob is still in love with Sheree, but I’m with Sheree: Bob isn’t capable of understanding empathy or adult emotions. And Sheree is not responsible for explaining adulthood to “grown-ass man!”

Sheree confronts Bob

I love this side of Sheree. After years and years of her putting up a fake facade called Chateau Sheree, she finally drops her guard to show what her life has been like. It’s refreshing to see this break-through, and I hope she has finally released her anger and rage, and can move on and meet a decent man. Hopefully, someday, Phaedra will get to that point too, but right now her raw anger at Apollo is way too fresh!

Which brings me to Kenya. She needs some emotional intelligence lessons. Is Sheree hosting seminars? She By SheVolution?

Divorce Party

Anyway, the Divorce Party. OH LORD. Kenya says the theme is “Aloha – Hello and Good-bye,” which is how her friendship with Phaedra is about to go.

Cynthia is not feeling a divorce party

For the shoestring time frame, Kenya had every detail all planned out and decorated with penises – there was even a custom-cake, split in half joined by a chain. When Cynthia walks in, she didn’t even bother concealing how upset she was by the theme, but because she’s a people-pleaser (and probably afraid of Krayonce), she just kept grinning and bearing it. Which, I should point out, is how she ended up married to Peter for 6 long years of hellacity. “I’m never getting married again,” she announces as Kenya puts a “Bride To Be Again” sash over her head.

Phaedra's reaction to the divorce party

Phaedra walked through the door and just about turned and walked right out. She claimed her stomach was upset, but really started to feel violently ill about the time Kenya proposed the “Kiss On The Peen” game, complete with a communal penis-tipped lipstick. Just no.

Safely in the confines of her own hotel room, with Ginger-Ale, she sends Porsha a text complaining about the mockery Kenya is making over the institution of marriage and the breaking up of a family, and this from the “trifling” woman who flirted with her husband! Phaedra is, in short, disgusted. Porsha, of course, reads the text aloud to the group and the ladies are shocked. I gotta admit – I was too! Really Phaedra?! Really?! REALLY?! After all this time?

I mean, I fully FULLY believe that Kenya’s flirtation and behavior towards Apollo was inappropriate – yes, he is more to blame for encouraging it, but Kenya continued with it even after she knew how uncomfortable it made Phaedra – however, Phaedra is blaming the wrong one! And for her to even snarkily insinuate that Kenya is happy about the divorce or wants Apollo is just petty. Her slip is showing and it’s all bunched up in the back of her panty hose.

I understand Phaedra is channeling her hurt and anger at Apollo onto Kenya, but she should have taken a moment to collect herself, explained that it makes her uncomfortable to celebrate her divorce at this juncture, then excused herself politely.

Kandi isn’t surprised by Phaedra’s reaction – she tells the ladies this is the ‘real Phaedra’ they’re seeing. Then Frick accidentally lets it slip that Phaedra’s divorce is just newly finalized. Like within a week. Again, shocking the ladies. Kandi admits she didn’t even know because Apollo never told Todd.

Porsha checks on Phaedra, who is in her room livid over the flippancy with which these women are treating the very SERIOUS institution of marriage as so respected, revered, and devoutly treated by the Housewives community. I get Phaedra’s point that Kenya, with her fake pseudo engagements, and non-stop inappropriate relationships, and her foolish sitcoms, her accusations that Phaedra cheated on Apollo, her pretend dating a married man, her nonsense with Matt, and her flirting with Apollo should have never over-stepped the boundary by throwing this ill-advised party for two women who haven’t come to terms with their divorce yet, but Kenya emerges the better woman here.

Kenya confronts Phaedra

Then Kenya arrives to discuss the text and points out that Phaedra is a hypocrite for throwing a Restoration Service the day before about forgiveness, yet is still harboring a two-year-old grudge against Kenya, and refusing to move past it! Yes, Phaedra does need to pray on that. Although Kenya also needs to pray on why she cannot ever walk herself backwards at step to look at things from another person’s perspective.

Phaedra still hasn't forgiven Kenya

Well, that ended as a big ol’ mess. At least Cynthia was willing to cut the chain on the cake and eat a little red velvet, the same color of her bleeding heart. So, who’s throwing the next Restoration?!

TELL US – DOES PHAEDRA NEED TO FORGIVE; OR WAS KENYA’S PARTY TACKY?

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