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With Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9 starting up, the biggest story is one that doesn’t even play out during this season’s episodes. A judge ruled that Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe Giudice will be deported to Italy. This will happen after he finishes his prison sentence in March 2019. Joe has lived in the United States since he was a baby. He got married in this country. He has four daughters born on American soil. Even with all that, he never filled out the paperwork for citizenship.
Joe still has time to appeal the judge’s decision. What if that doesn’t work out and he really does have to move to another continent. Margaret Josephs theorizes that Teresa would make the move as well, but just part-time.
In a video interview with People Now, Margaret shared her thoughts on the deportation ruling. She explained, “I think she needs love [and] support from all of us and that’s what we’re giving her. This is the most devastating news, as I’ve said before, in Housewives of history as far as I’m concerned, but she’s the strongest woman I know. She will handle it in the best way, just like she does with everything else.”
Margaret admitted, “I actually haven’t seen her. We’ve texted. We’ve been in touch.” Based on that communication, Margaret said, “All I can say is she’s the strongest girl I know and she needs the support.”
Margaret theorized, “I think [because] Teresa’s working, I’m sure she will live there part-time to be with her husband. He’s an amazing father. The girls will see him. I don’t know if she’s going to move there full-time. I just know that she will be working. She’s international. She’s always working everywhere. It remains to be seen.” Maybe the Real Housewives of New Jersey will take a cast trip to Italy during Season 10.
TELL US- WILL TERESA LIVE PART-TIME IN ITALY IF JOE GETS DEPORTED?
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I don’t know if this is possible, but I just want Vanderpump Rules to last forever. This is one show that has never gone stale. Season after season, the SURvers deliver premium content. Will they be able to keep this up? Jax Taylor is always someone we can count on for an entertaining storyline. He has kept this show interesting since Season 1. Now he has a great idea for the future storylines.
Long gone are the days of single Jax and love triangles. Now he is engaged to Brittany Cartwright, i.e. wedding planning is bound to be a major part of next season. That is unless they save all of that for a spin-off series. Nevertheless, a wedding is clearly on his mind, but so are babies. Yes, you read that right. Jax is ready to be a dad and he wants Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney to join him and Brittany on that journey to parenthood.
In an interview with E! News, Jax was asked if he had babies on the brain. He answered, “Oh yeah, absolutely.” He explained, “We’re moving onto that next phase of my life so I’m excited.”
Schwartz jumped in with “I love kids.” He added, “I consider my dogs kids but yah, I’m ready for kids.” But the best is yet to come. Jax revealed, “According to Katie last night and I quote, ‘We’re having babies at the same time.’ She wants to have kids when we do.”
Wow. Just imagine all of the normal Vanderpump Rules hijinks with a joint baby shower thrown into the mix. If this show really goes on forever like I want it to, there could even be dueling birthday parties among the Vanderpump spawn. My real dream come true would be the eventual series Vanderpump Rules: The Next Generation, with all of their kids “working” at SUR and feuding over sponsored social media posts.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK JAX, TOM, KATIE, AND BRITTANY ARE READY TO BE PARENTS? DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM HAVING KIDS ON FUTURE SEASONS OF VANDERPUMP RULES?
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The Great British Bake-Off season 9 just ended in the U.K., and it’ll be on Netflix tomorrow for American viewers.
Ever since Vicki Gunvalson hugged it out with Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador at the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 reunion, she has done whatever she could to make sure she’s not in the dog house ever again to maintain those friendships.
Most people watching Real Housewives of Orange County this season have seen the cracks in Tamra and Shannon’s relationship. One one hand, it’s clear that Tamra has truly been there for Shannon, at all hours of the night, as she has pointed out many times. On the other hand, Tamra copped to “enabling” Shannon because she “feels sorry for her” during a conversation with Emily Simpson and Gina Kirschenheiter. Tamra also told the other ladies that Shannon was not there for her when her husband Eddie Judge was in the hospital. Short story long, Tamra talked about her issues with Shannon to everyone who would listen. Gina brought this to Shannon’s attention multiple times and now Vicki is questioning Gina’s motives.
During the cast trip in Jamaica, Gina called out Shannon for not being a good “friend” during a group dinner with all the Housewives. Shannon asked Tamra to defend her and Tamra did not say single word. As we all know, this lead to Shannon fighting with the entire cast, disappearing, and ignoring all of their messages. They swept this shit under the rug very quickly and they just sipped coconut drinks in the ocean as if nothing happened the next day.
Gina found that very quick reconciliation to be very odd. Same here, girl. Then she picked up her spoon to stir the pot during the last RHOC episode. Gina went with Kelly Dodd to check on a post-plastic surgery Shannon. For some reason Gina thought that was a great time to “warn” Shannon about the shit Tamra has been talking. Couldn’t she at least wait until the swelling went down?
In a Bravo blog post, Vicki wrote, “It was surprising to watch the conflict between Gina and Tamra. Being Shannon and Tamra’s friend, I was happy that they were in a better place after our trip to Jamaica. Then Gina felt that she needed to start stirring things up again.” Well, yeah. That’s what happens on Real Housewives of Orange County. Stirring things up is just par for the course, but it’s usually Tamra the one who’s wielding the spoon.
Vicki admitted, “I’m not sure what Gina’s real motives are for making sure Shannon ‘knows what her friends are saying about her,’ but I don’t think her intentions are pure here.”
But whose intentions are really “pure” in this situation? Shannon neglected to check on Tamra and her ailing husband, Tamra talked about Shannon to anyone who would listen, and Gina told Shannon about the conversations that went on behind her back. Is it possible that everyone involved can be “wrong” in some way? If so, then that’s what’s going on here.
TELL US- IS GINA STIRRING THE POT? OR DOES SHE HAVE PURE MOTIVES?
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After a long wait, Real Housewives of New Jersey is back for Season 9. We didn’t get much action during the premiere episode, but we did get to “catch up” with all the cast members. Plus, they laid the foundation for some future storylines. All in all, it was great to have them back on TV.
The OG herself Teresa Giudice and Dolores Catania joined Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live to discuss the premiere, plastic surgery, and all things Jersey.
Anyone who follows Andy on Twitter, is well-aware of how much he has been hyping up Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9. With that said, it is not surprising that he told Teresa and Dolores, “I love this season so much. I’ve been going nuts over it. I’m ten episodes into the season. It’s phenomenal.” If only we all had the privilege of watching the episodes early. He really is living the dream.
Andy asked the audience if Dolores can trust ex-husband/current roommate Frank Catania after he lied to her about getting disbarred. Awkwardly enough, Andy asked Dolores about this during the Season 8 reunion and Dolores denied it, thinking that she was speaking the truth at the time. The audience said “no,” but Dolores emphatically said “yes.” Frank was actually in the audience and insisted that she can “100%” trust him. Weirdly enough, I feel the same way, although I have to admit that I have a soft spot for him.
TELL US- CAN DOLORES TRUST FRANK? DOES IT SEEM LIKE TERESA GOT SOMETHING DONE TO HER FACE? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JACKIE & JENNIFER SO FAR?
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Billie Lee joined the Vanderpump Rules cast last season, but it wasn’t a seamless transition. The Vanderpump Rules stars are very close and have been friends (enemies, frienemies, and everything else in between) before the show even existed. Billie has been very vocal about feeling left among the cast members. One person who can relate to feeling like an outsider is Billie’s “boss” Lisa Vanderpump.
Lisa used to hold queen bee status on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, although I always gave that arbitrary title to the other OG Kyle Richards. Now, it’s very clear that Lisa is on the outs with the rest of the Housewives. Erika Jayne and Lisa Rinna revealed that Lisa did not want to take part in the cast photo shoot. Lisa did not attend Camille Grammer’s wedding. Lisa was not at Kyle’s Halloween party. It just seems like she stopped showing up in the middle of filming the season. It doesn’t seem like the Housewives have Lisa’s back, but at least Billie does.
In an interview with HollywoodLife, Billie did not reveal any Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gossip, but she did share, “When I do see her, I give her hugs because I know what it feels like to be the outcast and not everyone loving and accepting of you no matter what you’re doing in life so I just send her love and sometimes I feel like I can tell she’s going through a hard time, especially after her brother passed.”
The SUR employee added, “It’s hard for her and I just always send her love.” So it is true: Lisa is on the outs with the Beverly Hills Housewives. Sure we all “knew” this, but it just hasn’t been officially confirmed.
Billie remarked, “I feel like she’s always on the go and I would like to see her calm down a little bit and not be so stressed with negative people who are trying to bring her down.” The article also noted that “Lisa is stressed with all of the drama between her and her co-stars.” Billie commented, “Yeah, it’s very stressful for her and to be honest, hopefully she does take some time off.”
Is Lisa going to “take time off” from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Or are they just going to exploit her absence until they fire her for refusing to fulfill the duties of being a cast member?
TELL US- DO YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF BILLIE ON VANDERPUMP RULES? DO YOU THINK LISA VANDERPUMP WILL RETURN TO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF VANDERPUMP RULES AFTER THE NEXT SEASON?
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On tonight’s episode of Total Divas, all hell breaks loose between Paige and Lana on what is supposed to be a bonding trip to Lake Tahoe, California.
Nikki Bella and Brie Bella have planned a trip to Lake Tahoe for Nattie, Nia Jax, Paige, Lana and Naomi (Trinity), but Naomi says she’ll be late because she needs to go see family in Atlanta. Naomi tells Lana not to be “Fireballed out by the time I get there. “Hell no,” laughs Lana.
In Lake Tahoe, Nattie and the Bellas show up at the airport and Nikki talks about needing the magic of Lake Tahoe because she’s craving enlightenment. Brie talks about how they started coming to Lake Tahoe when they were little, so it reminds her of her childhood. She wants to bond with the girls and feels that Nikki needs a break.
Nia, Paige, Nattie and the Bellas decide to prank Lana, who always feels like she gets the worst room, by telling her that the Murphy bed is hers, but she is really getting a nice room with a view of the lake. Yeah, this is going to go over well.
Before Lana shows up, Paige talks about some random guy who tried to smack her in the face through her car window after a show and tells her to lose some weight.
Back in Atlanta, Naomi, Tamina, and Dasha go out to eat. Trinity talks about her husband Jon (known as Jimmy Uso in WWE) and how hard they both work and how she moved with him to Pensacola for his children. She admits though that it’s harder to be away from her family and from Atlanta than she thought.
At the Lake Tahoe house, the girls show Lana the Murphy bed downstairs and Lana absolutely freaks out. She says, “Sorry bitches, but I’m not taking this room,” and always feels “last picked,” so to speak. She sits on Paige and Nia’s bed and won’t move. Paige screams at her telling her that it’s Nia and Paige’s bed, but Lana explains that she’ll still share it with someone. Paige says no and demands Lana get out of the room because it’s her bed. Honestly, I wouldn’t care if someone stuck me on the sofa in a house like that with a lake like that in a place like that. But it’s Lana we’re talking about.
Lana starts fighting with Paige about her bed, and Paige calls her a brat. Nia says this isn’t going to go anywhere good. Paige tells Lana, “This is why I never liked you Lana!” which really hurts Lana’s feelings. Lana calls Rusev who after hearing what happened from Lana tells her “Why are you still there?”
Back in Atlanta, the girls head to Havana Club which makes Naomi miss Atlanta even more.
Paige talks about how the tweet that Lana wrote three years ago about the fact that Paige is mean and disrespectful has been the reason for why she doesn’t like Lana. Lana — who tells the camera she doesn’t understand why Paige is holding on to a tweet from three years ago when she tried to play along with a ‘heel’ storyline that Paige was in — responds to Paige, “This is why I don’t like you either Paige!” Paige gets in Lana’s face and says “What are you going to do about it bitch?” Nikki talks about how she gets where both Paige and Lana are coming from. They both boiled up and exploded. They are separated without incident but the tension is ridiculous. Lana tells the girls that she’s leaving.
Nattie talks to Lana about how she’s probably more upset than Paige. She says she hates her and Lana agrees. She tells Lana they have to move past it. Paige calls her boyfriend Kalan, who tells her to make up and move on. The girls try to make up and Paige says she can’t be fake but that she wants Lana to stay. Lana says she forgives Paige, but that the comment still hurts.
After Paige and Lana “make up” they decide to mess with the girls and still pretend they are mad. Lana throws a glass of water in Paige’s face and Paige calls her a bitch and chases her. Everyone chases them to the bedroom where Paige and Lana are laughing that they got one over on everyone.
Brie talks about how she got everyone gifts and talks about wanting it to be a bonding trip. She brought journals for everyone, cucumbers (for facials), and a safe to put phones away for the day.
The girls start getting a little wild and Nia says that drunk Brie, otherwise known as Brie mode, is better than a legend.
Uncle Buck talks to Naomi about coming back to Atlanta, but she says she can’t — maybe once a month. Jon is so focused on work and the kids right now — which Trinity understands — but she can’t stop talking about wanting some sort of connection to Atlanta.
Nia breaks into the phone box and gets her phone back. LOL The girls head out on the jet skis and kayak. Lana talks to the girls about still trying with Paige or moving on. Lana realizes it’s okay to be cordial, but realizes they will never be best friends.
Trinity says she hasn’t talked to Jon about moving to Atlanta, but it doesn’t stop her from using a realtor to go check out a house. She says she has everything the way it should be — Jon, work, Pensacola and family — so now it’s time to focus on her and Atlanta.
Paige’s Mom calls her and Paige talks about how she’s being fat shamed by fans. Paige misses her family and starts crying.
In Memphis, Tennessee it’s time for Smackdown Live and Naomi tries to talk to Jon but Jon is up first on the roster, so he’s having a hard time with all of what she’s trying to say. She explains she just wants a getaway place — and Jon thinks she wants to getaway from him. Trinity explains that’s not the case, but he won’t listen because he has a match.
TELL US: WAS LANA RIGHT IN BEING UPSET ABOUT THE ROOM? DID PAIGE OVERREACT? IS JON EVER GOING TO COME AROUND TO GETTING A PLACE IN ATLANTA?
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Whew! The ladies of Real Housewives Of Dallas know how to bring it home, do they not?! Also, I have to say I kinda like a screechy, raw, D’Andra Simmons. Classy she is not, but that bridge has already been burned and renamed in honor of Kameron Westcott.
Also, I don’t have a pantyliner on my underwear or a weave, but I’m beyond tired of The LeeAnne Locken And D’Andra Simmons Show.
Arriving in Copenhagen D’Andra is cranky because she flew coach to try and prove that she’s a grownup. #FAIL On the bus to the hotel the champagne is already laid out and Brandi Redmond plans to spend this entire trip passive-aggressively acting like an alcoholic to teach LeeAnne a lesson. I mean good plan – I’m sure it won’t backfire at all! Brandi plans to get so wasted at dinner she thinks LeeAnne will be forced to call her an alcoholic to her face so Brandi can confront her about the accusation, but D’Andra ruined everything! D’Andra always ruins everything according to Kameron, who actually always ruins everything.
They’re not friends anymore so Kameron has decided she will make D’Andra feel that loss dearly by badgering her with reminders of how it is all D’Andra’s fault they are not friends. Kameron only tried to help her but no good deed goes unpunished. And on Kameron’s eagle-eyed watch no bad friend does either! Also, as a good friend to LeeAnne Kameron has to help fight her battles. It’s called having each other’s back. And Kameron learned that during college when she embraced ALLLL the fine arts, even gang-stirrrrrrr rap, (or whatever Mama Dee does with a meatloaf). And also techno music. Which makes you look like the wavy arm guy outside car dealerships, but that allows you to have feelings of connection with like whatever things are inside you. And it’s also how you tell Court Westcott you have a headache at bedtime!
Kameron explaining how she dances to techno was her second best moment on this show. Her first best moment was when she took a Xanax on the plane and it hadn’t completely worn off by the time they were in the airport shuttle, so she decided to create a rap persona. If rapping was for narcoleptics who fell asleep in between words. “Where… My … Hoe… .” Then Kameron spilled champagne all over D’Andra and slurred, “swarma’s a bitch,” while D’Andra frantically wiped herself off. Don’t want to look like an alcoholic and smell like one too!
For the first dinner, Cary Deuber drags them all to a Michelin Star restaurant which serves tiny pieces of cat tongue and beef throat with caterpillar foam and all the usual yucky science experiences these places call food. It’s a big mistake to take Housewives and small children anyplace where they’ll be bored, especially if they’re also tired! Cary should know better! Kameron starts whining about wanting a quesadilla almost immediately. In Copenhagen. Because she only likes American food. Or glittery air fluff. So I don’t even think Kameron ate anything and was feeling hangry, and then Cary had to go and bring up LeeAnne’s wedding, so the next thing we knew everyone was ignoring $200 cheese plates of microfabricated carbon cheese made from dryer sheets and crayons, to get in a big fight about who’s the worst friend.
If only Kameron hadn’t asked why D’ANDRA IS SUCH A BAD FRIEND THAT SHE SKIPPED LEEANNE’S DRESS SHOPPING WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PHONE CALL. Um, isn’t Kameron one of LeeAnne’s besties – why wasn’t she there? But D’Andra was RUNNING A BUSINESS and couldn’t drop everything, last minute.
The claws literally are out! D’Andra, trained by Mama Dee, is a tiger, Kameron, afraid of Jimmy but wishing she had the claws to stand up to her mother-in-law, is a Persian cat forced to eat off-brand cat food. The thing is, and it pains me because I usually love Kam’s off-brand of crazy, but I’m on D’Andra’s side here. First of all Kameron and LeeAnne ARE ganging up on D’Andra. And yes, D’Andra has done lots of shitting things to LeeAnne and deserves her wrath. Second of all, D’Andra did not “attack” Kameron by letting Kameron know that her feelings were hurt because Kameron and Jimmy attacked lectured her about how she behaves. At a party thrown by D’Andra’s mother no less! Whereas I do feel like Kameron saying she’s been “nothing but a good friend” to D’Andra is a total lie. D’Andra is right – it is Kameron and LeeAnne who are going around telling people, people like Jimmy for instance, that D’Andra is trashy, then complaining that everyone is talking about how badly D’Andra is behavior. And now they’re calling her psycho, among other things because Kameron loves to make accusations!
Yes – D’Andra did act psycho at that dinner! She was eyeing Kam like a T-bone steak because the only thing on the menu was pre-masticated peas. “Kameron loves pushing buttons and D’Andra is like the dashboard on a 747,” Cary accurately explains. Like when Kameron snapped, “Is this how your mother yells at you?” Exactly like that, and I’m sure we know where Kameron heard this (hint, hint: LeeAnne!)
Stephanie Hollman is 100% correct that for all D’Andra’s pretending that she’s over caring what Dallas society thinks of her, she does care. A lot. Too much. And she always will, but I don’t think D’Andra has done anything that awful to incur the wrath as a deviant? Just me, am I so societally unsophisticated that I don’t even get it?
Kameron is mad that D’Andra is bringing Jimmy into this whole argument?
Kameron decides she can’t be around such psycho people, and she’ll never be friends with D’Andra again, so she storms away from the table, only to run into D’Andra in the elevator where they have a big fight about elevator privilege, which was broken up by Brandi literally throwing herself into the elevator gap.
Kameron is so hurt by D’Andra turning psycho she “sobs” tears made of glistening air because Westcott women do not emit liquids! So unsanitary. What Kameron does instead is WHINE. Like a 5-year-old who doesn’t get their way. That sound is seared into my brains. “I’ve done nothing but be a good friend to her,” Kameron wail/whines. Kameron is so pure she doesn’t have a mean bone in her body and wouldn’t never talk about people. The irony was that she was saying all this to Brandi, someone she has talked about nastily about for years, judged and tried to alienate. I think what is true is that Kameron doesn’t have bones in her body and is made entirely of cartilage and hubris.
Stephanie tried to be empathetic to everyone’s feelings, but her eyes are bigger than her mouth so LeeAnne kept cutting her off – NO ONE will waste words defending D’Andra!
Back at the hotel Kameron is still whining about how she was voted “friend of the year 2002” in her sorority, so D’Andra and LeeAnne start going at it about amygdala, meditations, and eventually it comes full circle with D’Andra once again trying to explain her mind to Kameron only to be met with more whining. Now I understand why Kameron connects with dogs – they’re the only species able to hear the frequency of her voice. Ugh.
This time it is LeeAnne who inserts herself into Kameron and D’Andra’s issues, so D’Andra tells her to “shut up!” and quick as you can LeeAnne is standing up over her on the sofa, so D’Andra shoves her down. LeeAnne is like a weevil though a pops right back up, so Brandi has to leap in between them – again. Man, is D’Andra such a southern sorority girl, and so is Brandi. That is what they have in common. And D’Andra, certainly, has never emotionally grown up.
After they nearly come to blows, LeeAnne storms off to bed because she is tired of D’Andra never being able to say “I’m sorry” or “I’m wrong” and always having to be right. Yep, LeeAnne is right about that! LeeAnne is fed up always being a friend to D’Andra who doesn’t reciprocate fairly. I sense this is often a problem LeeAnne has because she tries to associate with all these high-society women, and she tries way too hard, and they’ll never truly see her as their equal. LeeAnne ends her rampage by declaring, “My weave is tired. The panty liner on my underwear is tired…” Mine too! Throw it all of out and throw this stupid feud out with it! Also, would Kameron deem talking about pantyliners socially acceptable?
“I need a tequila shot and a hug,” sighs Stephanie before finally climbing into bed to the sounds of Brandi retching. Poor Brandi – she got trashed for no reason, then spent the entire morning throwing up a $500 dinner of goat esophagus served with a gravy of panda eyeball drippings. Stephanie tried to warn her that it was a bad idea…
The next morning, before they even get on their makeup, Kameron and LeeAnne are calling D’Andra psycho and plotting to avoid her. The women can spend the day either at a brewery or a cooking lesson. Everyone was supposed to go a cooking lesson, except for Brandi and Stephanie because Brandi wants to avoid LeeAnne, and also reinforce that she’s an alcoholic. But after the fight, it’s just Cary and D’Andra making danishes.
Instead, Kameron and LeeAnne joined Brandi and Stephanie, and Brandi was not thrilled. Because guess what they spent the entire time talking about: D’ANDRA. Drink every time you hear her name and you’ll be drunker than Brandi making a pyramid out of crystal decanters in a 5-star restaurant. Honestly, my real problem with LeeAnne is that the woman who was ousted for shitting in a bag in a limo during season 1, now wants to act like her shit don’t stink and that she has the authority to judge other’s behaviors.
Stephanie, who is trying to double-down on this getting along with everyone spree, tries to get Brandi to admit that LeeAnne not smacking D’Andra the night before means she’s really changed, but Brandi is not biting. Which, oddly, I respected. Why lie for social niceties? Why be – the cardinal Housewives sin – fake?
That evening they all go to Cary’s cousin’s album release which was really cute. Cary and her cousin look alike (before all the injectables) and she was so happy to reconnect with family. Very sweet. Afterward, over drinks, Brandi takes the opportunity to calmly tell LeeAnne that she heard from Mama Dee that LeeAnne had called her an alcoholic. LeeAnne flat-out denies it until Cary seconds that LeeAnne actually said it in front of her too. But, of course, meddling once again, Kameron insists that LeeAnne would never – neeeeever! – say such a “big word.” Thus throwing Cary, who has really defended Kameron at the expense of D’Andra, right under the bus. Cary isn’t angry enough (yet) to let it bother her, but we all know it’s coming!
Brandi believes the negative rumors – the ones everyone knows Kameron and LeeAnne love to spread – could impact the finalization of her adoption. LeeAnne scoffs at this, but offers an insincere apology for her words, blames her amygdala, and then just when she expects everyone to once again praise her for being such a changed human being who does the right thing, Brandi tells them another reason she’s so upset by at the allegation is because when her marriage was really struggling she would drink a bottle of wine at night to cope. Hmmm.. I’m guessing she previously confided this to LeeAnne and that’s what Brandi means when she keeps mentioning how LeeAnne uses people’s weaknesses against them…
LeeAnne rolls her eyes sulks and huffs and puffs while all the women hug Brandi and offer her reassurance. Even Kameron. Why aren’t they paying attention to her for being SUCH a big person who admits when she’s wrong?! LeeAnne decides Brandi can’t actually be an alcoholic because she’s not sophisticated enough, therefore she’s only a “drunk.” Oh please, LeeAnne. Just stop. Now you’re even the authority on which addictions are classy? Your panty liner is even laughing at you pretending to be sophisticated!
You know for all Kameron and LeeAnne’s phony worries that Brandi is a bad influence on D’Andra, what Kameron really oughtta care about is the bad influence LeeAnne has had on her! Kameron is so swept up in backing LeeAnne in her fight with D’Andra that she doesn’t realize she’s turned into a catty, mean girl. Last week I thought D’Andra was reaching in her description of those two, but this week not so much. I have a feeling that by the time next season rolls around Jimmy, Kameron’s true “best friend” will have stepped in to put the kibosh on this friendship and Kameron will be explaining in her valley girl voice that she and LeeAnne juuuuuuust grew apart. After all being friends with the help isn’t really a good idea for bound-dar-ries, girl.
TELL US – DID D’ANDRA GO TOO FAR? IS KAMERON NOTHING BUT A GOOD FRIEND?
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