Stassi Schroeder Says Her Babies Are Bad Omens for Pump Rules

Stassi Schroeder talks about the show a lot for someone who no longer wants to be on Vanderpump Rules. In her defense, Scandoval is a hot topic and she has admitted to having FOMO after the now-infamous Season 10.

Stassi fans know she’s always had a bit of a witchy situation happening. She enjoys the occasional spiritual cleanse and helped to cast a “spell” on Jax Taylor at one point. Now she believes her spawn foreshadows carnage in someone’s life connected to the show. Stassi discussed this hypothesis during a visit to Huntington, NY on Straight Up With Stassi Live: The Mommy Dearest Tour.

It’s all for you, Damien Vanderpump Rules!

Bless her heart. Stassi may or may not believe her pregnancies are connected to acts of misadventure for people associated with VPR. According to the Pump Rules alum, when she gets knocked up, something bad happens.

“I do have this theory that my babies are like bad omens for ‘Vanderpump Rules,’ which is kind of on-brand when you think about it,” she began. I probably wouldn’t label the fruit of my loins as oracles of unpleasantness, but I get it.

“My first pregnancy, I got canceled. Not ideal, not fun. My second pregnancy, Scandoval.” I wonder if this is more about human stupidity rather than a fetus’ ability to act as a “bad omen.”

Stassi joked that the next time she gets pregnant, she will provide a warning to those in imminent danger. This will provide ample time for people not to say ignorant things in public. It will also suffice as a disclaimer so the cast and crew will not go out of their way to cheat on their partners.

“I’m calling up my old producers. … ‘Um, hi, yeah, Jeremiah? Yeah, it’s Stassi. Who has life been going a little too well for recently? I’m pregnant. Warn them!’” she said. But for Stassi, having babies with an edge tracks for someone who got engaged in a cemetery. She has made peace with being the one who “would have babies that bring destruction.”

“I just wish the first time around it wasn’t my own destruction,” Stassi admits. Welp, I guess everyone has to start somewhere. Stassi and Beau Clark’s bouncing baby boy will arrive in September 2023, hopefully without bearing any signs of the apocalypse.

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Ariana Madix Gets X-Rated in Vanderpump Rules Bonus Scene

Well, Vanderpump Rules aired its bonus episode, Secrets Revealed, on Wednesday. Some of the secrets were easier to sink our teeth into than others.

We all know that Tom Sandoval was cheating on Ariana Madix with Raquel Leviss, that’s old news. But what many did not know was that Raquel brought Ariana flowers just hours after hooking up with Tom.

Well, Ariana had to have a secret of her own, and that she did. But it probably wasn’t what many people were expecting. Probably not even in the ballpark.

Ariana gets extremely personal

During a girls’ night out, Ariana admitted she doesn’t “c*m from penetration unless it’s penetration in the…” at which point she then pointed to her rear. “I’ll c*m from that real fast.”

In a confessional later on, she used this metaphor to further explain her preference: “Oftentimes when you go to a really exclusive club, the front door is where, like, all of the regular people would be going in, and then the back door is, like, where the really chic celebrities go in.”

Well, that pretty much paints the picture. Look, when it comes to sex, two things matter more than anything else—consent and preference. If Ariana has someone who matches those two things, more power to her. If she wants to keep a t-shirt on, who are we to judge?

While Ariana said she’s enjoying taking things slow with her new man, Daniel Wai, as long as they’re having fun, that’s what counts. Moreover, even though Ariana’s job is to put her life on display for the public, it’s not exactly our place to speculate on her preferences with her new boyfriend.

That said, this whole statement might’ve been a bit TMI. But such is the life of a reality star. They can be as up-front as they want to be, for better or for worse.

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Danielle Cabral Not Sure She Can Handle a Return To Real Housewives of New Jersey

Most Real Housewives of New Jersey fans have been focused on whether or not Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga will be returning for the next season. Still, according to another cast member, they’re on the fence about signing on the dotted line. 

Jersey’s newest star, Danielle Cabral, had a pretty solid first season. However, she recently revealed that a small percentage of her is unsure if she’d like to return for a second. 

Of course, her time on the show wasn’t easy. But what new Housewife’s is? Especially in the Garden State. 

Most of her feuds were between her and the season’s other rookie, Rachel Fuda. Instead of sticking side by side, they were at each other’s necks. Despite that, they came to a mutual understanding during the reunion and were seemingly able to put their beef behind them. On the other hand, according to Danielle, her drama with her co-star Margaret Josephs took a toll on her. 

Danielle’s making no promises about her Real Housewives return 

During the RHONJ After Show, Danielle shared her feelings about completing her first Real Housewives season. 

“It was hard,” she said. “It was a lot to come out of it and now to watch it all again … it was a lot,” she said. 

When Cabral’s co-star, Jennifer Aydin, asked her if she’d do it again, the Staten Island native wasn’t too sure. “I would have to really think about it,” she continued. 

“Out of a hundred percent, there’s probably like a 15 [to] 20 percent chance.” 

“I don’t know it was a lot … It was very difficult for me. I was never put in situations like that. I was a kid in high school, and I dealt with sh*t like this,” she stated. “It goes against everything I stand for as a person, as a human, as a woman.” 

Aydin asked her to clarify what she meant, to which she said, “Trying to destroy another woman.” 

After Jennifer reminded her she doesn’t exemplify that behavior, she finished by saying, “But I was the one getting destroyed.” 

You can stream the Real Housewives of New Jersey on Peacock.

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