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Andy speaks out on something serious last night on WWHL – Page Six
Is Nick Cannon heading for a meltdown? – The Blemish
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back tonight with it’s usual mix of drama and fun. In the drama department, we’re still talking about Lisa Rinna‘s strong accusations about Kim Richards‘ sobriety and the back and forth between Rinna and Eden Sassoon over their conversations about it.
Kyle Richards shares with her sister exactly what’s being said about her and Kim‘s reaction is pretty much summed up by the photo above. Meanwhile, Eden chats with Dorit Kemsley about the situation and they both seem to think that Rinna herself is in some sort of denial.
On the fun side, the ladies take a cooking class together, with Erika Jayne fully admitting that the best thing she can cook is a grilled cheese and Dorit and Kyle having entirely too much fun washing zucchinis. Although it’s a light and fun time, Kyle does wonder why Eden is even there if Rinna supposedly has such a huge problem with her over the Kim situation.
The show kicks off at 9/8CST, so join us here in the comments to analyze the entire mess!
TELL US – ARE YOU OVER THE KIM/EDEN/RINNA DRAMA? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE REST OF THE SEASON?
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I wasn’t impressed with Season 1 of Real Housewives of Potomac. I never became invested in the cast members and nothing really happened. Season 1 felt like a Real Housewives parody at best, but the trailer for Real Housewives of Potomac Season 2 has me feeling optimistic. I am pumped for its return on April 2.
But this new season looks GOOD. There was so much going on in the preview, I watched it three times. The housewives were not holding back when they filmed this one. I hope that Season 2 comes through for me. I have hope based on what I’ve seen so far.
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All of the original ladies are back, minus Katie Rost, which is fine with me because I felt awkward watching her try to make that relationship work.
RELATED: Katie Rost Is Not Returning To Real Housewives Of Potomac
But the RHOP Season 2 trailer is juicy.
It looks like the self-appointed etiquette queen and Tina Knowles look-alike Karen Huger is going to have to fight for her thrown with the ladies throwing out accusations that she doesn’t actually live in Potomac anymore (not that most of these women actually live in the city from the show’s title anyway) and that she “rented a house overnight.” It’s very clear that they are implying a #TotalRealHousewifeMove of faking a financial situation. I don’t know why that always happens, but it does and it never works out. Do NOT go on reality TV if you plan to lie. It NEVER works out.
Gizelle Bryant was shown going on a bunch of dates like she did last season with men that she clearly has no interest in. I don’t really care about that, but she is clearly out to read Karen to filth and that is something I do care about.
Ashley Darby and her husband seem to be at odds over their new restaurant – which is a Real Housewives story line that we’ve also seen before, but that can still be pretty interesting.
Robyn Dixon still seems caught up in her non-relationship with her live-in ex husband and it seems like he might have a side piece. Obviously this won’t go over well.
Charrisse Jackson-Jordan is somehow still dealing with her relationship drama. Her husband never appeared last season so I figured she would just close the book on that one and start bragging about being an independent woman on Season 2, but apparently she’s still sorting through this one. Ugh.
RELATED: Real Housewives Of Potomac Already Renewed For Season 2
The new girl Monique Samuels seems dope though. She appears to actually be in a happy marriage and does not seem to be fronting about her finances. Plus, it’s clear that this woman can read and throw shade like the vets, much to Gizelle’s dismay.
This looks a million times better than the first season and I’m so ready for it.
TELL US – ARE YOU EXCITED FOR RHOP’S SECOND SEASON?
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It seemed like Cynthia Bailey felt left out during the last Real Housewives of Atlanta episode when the other cast members were talking about their lesbian experiences. The only weird thing about that is that she made her comments in a conversation with her teenage daughter and I felt vicariously awkward for Noelle Robinson.
It was a pretty awkward episode for Cynthia in all honesty. First she’s talking to her daughter about making out with another woman and then Kenya Moore gifted her with a vaginal rejuvenation. I don’t even know what to make of that. Is that thoughtful? Is that rude? Is that a little much to put on television? Maybe all of the above.
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Honestly, it just seemed like Cynthia was talking about the popular topic of the moment when she brought some kind of sort of lesbian action to Noelle. So what really happened? Cynthia clarified what she meant in her latest Bravo blog entry. Cynthia admitted, “I wouldn’t really say that I took an actual dip in the lady pond; however, I did dip my toe in it. It was years ago, and a one-time incident. I just couldn’t get into it. I definitely prefer to date men.”
RELATED: Real Housewives of Atlanta – With The Flick Of A Tongue
I am surprised Cynthia went through with the vaginal rejuvenation though. I totally thought she was going to talk her way out of Kenya’s surprise gift. Cynthia even admitted, “I don’t usually like surprises! However, we had a great time.” And I’m sure the good times will only get better from now on… wink wink.
Cynthia also made it a point to say, “I actually had no idea if I needed vaginal rejuvenation or not! Let’s just say, I’ve never had any complaints, so I always assumed that everything was working properly down there. But now thanks to Kenya, I guess everything is really working properly down there!”
The best part about that whole plot point had nothing to do with Cynthia getting the procedure down. The scene stealing moment came from Kenya‘s on-camera interview when she said she didn’t need to get rejuvenation since she’s had “very few lovers”- a comment that the fandom really ran with on Twitter.
Another awkward moment with Cynthia from the last episode involved Sheree Whitfield’s attempt to negotiate a deal for her son Kairo Whitfield. I will never get over Sheree’s thirst and lack of grammar when she asked, “Is it compensation?” And then I was absolutely floored when she tried to change the date and time of Cynthia’s event just to accommodate her son – who’s very new to modeling.
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Still, Cynthia didn’t take the opportunity to throw any shade at that ridiculous meeting with the self-appointed momager. All she had to say was, “After meeting with Kairo and Sheree, I just wanted to be supportive, and give him some experience. He is a very good looking man, and I thought he would be a perfect fit for the Cargo By CB show.”
TELL US – WOULD YOU BE INSULTED OR HAPPY IF A FRIEND SURPRISED YOU WITH VAGINAL REJUVENATION AS A GIFT?
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Last night’s guests on Watch What Happens Live were The Goldbergs star Wendi McLendon-Covey and Vanderpump Rules cast member Kristen Doute. They covered everything from whether Kristen will be invited to Ariana and Tom‘s wedding to why she inserts herself in everyone’s business.
Andy Cohen plays a clip of Tom Sandoval crying on last night’s episode and says that it always makes him cry to see Tom cry. Kristen asks, “Because you are laughing so hard?”
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Andy has Wendi weigh in on things from this season. On Jax crying while apologizing to Stassi with Brittany sitting right there, Wendi says: “That was the worst bit of community theater I have ever seen. I wanted to tell Brittany ‘Get up, set the table on fire, go home to your mother, and never look back’.” On Tom and Katie fighting in New Orleans, “I thought there’s no way this is gonna happen, there’s no reason for this to happen. He called her dude and tried to high five her by way of an apology. No.”
Andy plays a clip from next week’s episode where Kristen and Tom Sandoval have an argument out in the alleyway. Andy asks her how drunk she was. “I can’t even understand myself!”
A caller asked Kristen how she feels when she sees Tom Sandoval bad mouthing her and branding her as a cheater when he cheated just as bad. “That’s exactly how I feel. I think it’s funny, especially in the preview they just showed when he says ‘that book’s closed’ because you’re (Tom) still trying to tell my current boyfriend that we shouldn’t be together because I was a like a psycho in the past. Carter knows and it’s all good.”
A viewer asks if Kristen thinks Jax has ever cheated on Brittany. She hesitates and says, “Maybe. I don’t know. I’ve always said no, but I just I hope not. I really, really hope not.”
If Jax thinks he’s the #1 guy in the group, which one of the girls is? Kristen says, “Me!”
What makes Kristen feel like she is the arbiter of infidelity given her track record and did she ever apologize to Schwartz or does she feel like she owes him an apology for bringing everyone down that night? “I think that I can always insert myself in everyone else’s business because that’s just what I do. As far as Schwartz and I, I’m gonna let you watch next week and see how that pans out.”
What is Kristen‘s relationship with Lisa Vanderpump right now and would she work at SUR again? “Would I work at SUR? No. My relationship with Lisa is going to always kind of be what it is. I think I have gained a high level of respect for her as far as what she does especially now with the whole Vanderpump Pet Foundation that she’s done. Luckily I’m friends with Pandora so I got to weasel my way in to assist her and help her with that.”
If Tom and Ariana get married does Kristen think she’ll be invited to the wedding? “I mean, I guess it depends on the day of the week because that’s kind of how they are. It’s a little up and down with me. I don’t know.”
Poll questions of the night:
Who would be a better wife for Schwartz: Katie or Tom Sandoval? 93% said Sandoval.
Whose party would you rather go to? Katie’s or Tom’s? 65% voted for Tom’s bachelor party.
Who was the best Queen? Jax, Schwartz, or Sandoval? 84% voted for Sandoval.
TELL US – IS KRISTEN THE #1 GIRL IN THE GROUP? IS SHE INSERTING HERSELF WHERE SHE SHOULDN’T?
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Even though Summer House just got started, Everett Weston and Lindsay Hubbard have already had a lot of drama – mostly with each other – but also some with Lindsay’s roommate-turned-nemesis Cristina Gibson.
In case you were wondering, they’re still together and they still hate Cristina – neither of which are shocking to me. Nevertheless, they still had a lot to say about the Summer House drama.
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Everett and Lindsay joined Kate Casey for an interview on her Reality Life podcast. Kate asked the obvious question: “Are you still together?” Lindsay joked, “We are. I don’t think we’d be sitting together if we weren’t.”
Kate asked if watching their relationship play out on TV (i.e. their drunk arguments) helps or hurts their relationship. Everett said, “I think it’s helped our relationship. It’s actually been telling to be able to watch certain things that I did that Lindsay did that weren’t necessarily the right thing to do. I would say it’s been a learning experience.”
Kate asked: “Do you fight when you’re sober?” Lindsay gave the answer that you’d expect: “Most of our fights are alcohol-induced but they stem from other situations that we might not have time to talk about while we are at work or during sober hours.” Everett kept it real when he shared his two cents: “My answer to that is no because I definitely get chewed out for not doing chores like doing dishes and stuff.”
Kate asked them to shed some light on that now-infamous drunk fight with Lindsay getting upset when Everett called her a geek. In response Lindsay said, “There’s more to the story that you guys didn’t see and that I probably don’t remember, but no the term ‘geek’ does not trigger any sort of anger.” Props to Lindsay for admitting that she was too blacked out to remember what was actually going on.
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They also explained the recent controversy about the possibility that they actually packed their Montauk house with more people than they were legally allowed to. Lindsay said, “Basically what happens in the Hamptons is you have people who are there for full shares – which is the whole summer.” And of course this plays into the time line where Lindsay decided to have that renters meeting when she pissed off Cristina. Lindsay said, “There are people who are there consistently every weekend and then there are people who fill in on the weekends people might miss.”
Everett clarified that they actually are in the clear when it comes to the renting regulations: “From a legal standpoint, there can only be four people on a lease and because the Wirkus sisters are family, there’s like a sub-clause where family can also be on the joint lease. That was the reason for the breakdown of the renters vs. guests.”
Of course the conversation turned to the Lindsay vs. Cristina feud. Kate remarked, “I kept thinking why doesn’t she just go into her own room and work?” Lindsay admitted, ” Yeah she does. That’s why I thought it was going to be fine. Before she had her last job, she was always freelance writing and reporting and she always worked in her room. When I did have the interns over, she stayed in the living room. I didn’t understand that. She complained and complained about the interns and then she just sat there in the living room.”
This was Lindsay’s way of pointing out that Cristina was probably just there for the camera time so she could get some sympathy from the viewers for Lindsay’s interns invaded the apartment. Lindsay also pointed out, “There’s a Starbucks right downstairs and she works from her room every day.” So why was Cristina in the living room that day? Sure, she had a right to do work in her own apartment, but why did she choose to be there? We will never know.
If you watch Summer House, you’ve seen a lot of Lindsay’s body during her hookups with Everett, so I don’t blame Kate for asking, “Were you aware that the cameras were filming you making sweet love all night long?” Everett said, “You forget that they’re there,” and Lindsay admitted, “Yeah, you see my ass a lot.”
RELATED: Lindsay Says Cristina Gibson Is “Not Comfortable In Her Own Skin”
My favorite part of the whole interview was when Kate asked them about one of the biggest Summer House related topics: Carl Radke’s teeth. Kate asked, “Why is Carl in dental sales but he has one yellow tooth?” Everett admitted, “I don’t understand this to be honest. His teeth are not yellow.” Lindsay added, “I don’t think his teeth are yellow.” Everett insisted, “I think there’s something weird with the cameras.” Lindsay added, “The lighting.”
It’s weird how Carl‘s teeth are the only ones that look yellow, but I do have to believe that someone in dental sales has nice teeth. Carl has even posted about his teeth on social media in response to the viewers.
Aside from gossiping about the Summer House cast, Everett got a chance to open up about his charity. “I started this charity called Operation Heal Our Heroes a couple years ago after a good friend of mine that I served with in the army committed suicide due to his struggles with mental health. He had a tough time transitioning back after he got out of the military and finding a grip back on reality. After his death, I realized that his passing is not an isolated incident and that it’s actually a pervasive issue among veterans to the tune of twenty veterans every day that commit suicide. And so I launched an awareness campaign to help people understand how big of a problem this is and why it’s happening in an effort to just enhance communication and help people be able to talk about it.”
Everett teased, “There will be a lot more about my charity later in the season. I’m really excited for that to come up.” And I’m sure that the cast will end up getting shit faced at some fundraiser for this wonderful charity, but hopefully it gets some legitimate air time.
TELL US – DO YOU LIKE LINDSAY AND EVERETT SO FAR ON SUMMER HOUSE? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: CRISTINA OR LINDSAY?
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I fully agree with Tom Sandoval – that’s ridiculous, and Tom 2 is a “battered wife.” Now I feel more sad watching this. More sad-sad, even, because the only way Tom can tap into his own inner rage and express his feelings is while wearing a dress. Or being tortured by reptiles. When Tom 1 and Jax Taylor are the lone sane members of your collective friend group, things are not going swimmingly.
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On a bright note, Krazy Kritter has returned! I think we know why Carter got stuck with her – he’s Krazy Karter! SoulKrazies! But, dude, put on a dress and grow a pair. Why was Carter the lone man-child clinging to long-dead dignity, wearing bro clothes while his boys were in drag? Then chasing his friend down the hallway to insist that millions of years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and mankind was but a mere twinkle in a fish amoeba’s eye, Tom 2‘s drunken make-out is totally deserving of Katie’s incessant, cruel, and constant rage. Yeah – nope. Have fun with Kristen carrying your balls around in her knock-off purse, Carter, and look into Tom 2’s eyes – look deep – because, that m’dear, is your future.
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But I suppose I should back this lurid tale up. It’s the morning after a drunken hurrah and while Scheana Marie is ignoring Shay to play PokemonGo, and Tom and Ariana Madix are cuddling, Tom 2 awakes solo on the sofa. In the bed, looking rough and acting crusty, is Katie. They had a huge fight the night before over walking home and Tom not having Katie’s back. Now they’re fighting over who started that fight. Tom 2 is confrontational because he is still drunk from the previous night, and the very first thing he does is grab a beer to keep up the good work.
Down the hall, Brittany Cartwright is mortified that Jax was sobbing over Stassi Schroeder while treating her like shit. Like all the other bad dog things Jax has ever done in the past, he claims no recollection of crying. That’s not good enough for Brittany, but, I mean, honey, quite literally you made your bed with Jax, now lie in it. And that lie, is to yourself.
Tom 2 goes gator-hunting with the grooms, and the girls put on their versions of Southern Ladies Who Lunch (Katie resembled an escapee form a polygamous compound) for a seafood lunch. Seafood that Scheana and Kristen don’t eat, which is the perfect opportunity for them to be so grossed out they have to leave the table, to hover in the sidelines and discuss Kristen’s recent epiphany: The reason Katie is so mean to Tom is long-buried mistrust she’s harboring over his cheating. And not just his cheating, but his LYING about the cheating. Even though Tom confessed to making out with a random girl in Vegas, Kristen and Katie believe he actually slept with her but won’t admit it. This is weighing on Katie’s soul and affecting her every interaction with Tom.
Thank God Kristen cleared all this up in a long conversation with Katie with Carter as her witness. Kristen has long-known Tom 2 was lying, because she saw a text from Jax‘s ex-girlfriend Carmon (the one he dumped over greasy pizza) confirming it. If you recall, it was Kristen who originally told Katie that Tom cheated.
This “logic” all makes perfect sense to Scheana. She and Kristen decide to make it their goal to force Tom to confess and apologize, because then Katie will be able to get over it and live happily ever after with Tom.
Ahem, allow me to climb on to my soapbox here, cause I call BullSHIT! SO – two long years ago, Tom 2 confessed to drunkenly making-out with a random chick in Vegas. And Katie is STILL supposedly so convinced he’s lying that she’s turned into an alcoholic rage-monster, emotionally abusing him? Also, AFTER she found out that he ‘cheated,’ and even though she’s always suspected he’s lying, Katie still begged Tom to marry her, gave him an ultimatum to propose, but never actually tried to have an honest conversation with a therapist to work this out? Sounds fishy (pun intended!) – like a convenient excuse to always have a reason to blame Tom for everything.
And what’s Katie’s excuse for mistreating everyone else? Did they lie about hooking up with some girl in Vegas too? Scheana… time to confess! You, too, Ariana – you cheated on Katie in Vegas! Oh, err, or was that Kristen you cheated on when you made out with Tom 1 while they were on a break? Who can keep track of Kristen’s insanity at this point. Or Katie’s.
You know what Vegas girl sounds suspiciously like? Miami girl. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kristen tracked down Vegas girl – on Twitter, or Snapchat, or outside Circus, Circus – to have her show up at the wedding and confront Tom at the very moment Officiant Lisa Vanderpump asks if anyone has any objections to this marriage. Of course, I fully expect the entire room to stand up with objections, but couldn’t you absolutely see Kristen shoving this girl up to the altar to make Tom confront the truth so Katie can finally stop treating him like garbage?! But what do I know.
While all this is happening, Tom 2, wearing his Tom 1 t-shirt with pride, is getting drunker and drunker while gatoring. The boys are playing practical joke after practical joke, sneaking snakes into the beer cooler and a donuts box, and sticking baby ‘gator tails into his ear. That was all fun and games until lunch, when Tom 2 starts complaining about the latest fight he and Katie had. Jax comes right out and says that Tom should probably call off the wedding. Because, who would want to spend a lifetime dealing with this?
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That’s when Carter, the interloper and Kristen plant, interjects to lecture Tom about how his ‘cheating’ is the reason Katie is so upset. The Toms and Jax immediately call this what it is: “Kristen Propaganda.” Yeppers! Also, as Tom 2 reminds time and time again, he and Katie fought for years before this. What was her excuse then?
Of course, Tom 1 starts crying because Tom 2 deserves better than a life with Katie. He can’t watch his friend make the biggest mistake of his life, being railroaded by the Three-Headed SheBeast of Colossal Dysfunction. Ariana laughs that she didn’t want to be a bridesmaid to avoid the sobbing girls… but there by the grace of a Tom go tears. Honestly, though, Tom 1, Saint Peter, and Jax are completely right – Tom 2 should call this off. Unfortunately, Tom 1 and Jax have all the backbone in their three-headed manbeast. Also, Carter sucks.
Back at the hotel, the boys pass-out before getting drag makeovers, while the girls hire a stripper and basically spend an hour taking selfies with her ass in their faces. Ariana, still straddling the fence, abandons the boys and their makeup to do body shots with the girls and their stripper, then returns to brag about how much more fun the girls are having. Poor Tom 2 – he’s too pu–y-whipped to be allowed a stripper. If he even looked at one, Stassi, Katie, and Kristen would accuse him of cheating and scream that he forced Mount Katsuvious, the gelatinous blob of ever-loving rage, to erupt.
With the boys all turned into girls, and Ariana all turned into a wannabe Justin Bieber, they hit the town for some shenanigans. Why wasn’t Carter in drag? Oh wait, because Carter IS a drag, and that apparently satisfied the requirement. Appropriately the bridesmaids take a haunted murder tour. Where they plot Tom 2‘s demise. And if they bring him back to life, they can control his every move!
Tom 2, posing as “Lisa Manderpump,” got drunker and drunker until he forgot he was actually getting married and started having fun until meeting up the girls back at the hotel. And at first it was still fun, but then Kristen decided it was high-time to have that heart-to-heart about Tom 2’s cheating lie and why it is the root cause of alllll of Katie’s wrath. Tom 2 refuses to hear this, and complains about the girls’ lame attempt to blame him for everything. I thought Tom, drunk and in drag, made more sense and was more assertive and cute than he’s ever been. I want to see more of this Tom! Of course This Tom wouldn’t find himself with That Katie, or attached to the Three-Headed SheBeast’s SisterWitches illogical maelstrom.
Tom 2 also reminds “Doute” that refusal to take accountability for your own actions is her standard. He also threatens to call Kristen out all HER cheating. Yeah, do we think she’s cheated on Carter yet?! #RhetoricalQuestion
According to Kristen, if Tom would just admit it before the wedding, everything would turn out fine. Because admitting you lied to your girlfriend-then-fiance for two years would make it all better and then the trust issues would evaporate like Stassi’s dates.
Despite Tom 2′s attempts to flee, Kristen, as we know, is not easily deterred, so with Carter by her side she chases Tom 2 down the hallway to demand answers. But Tom 2 has Tom 1 as his protector and the combined force of the Toms begins to overpower Kristen.
Kristen then has the audacity to tell Tom 1 it’s none of his business, which he points out is a laugh because it’s none of KRISTEN’S business either. Oh, but Kristen is protecting her dear lover-friend Katie! The Toms manage to escape in the elevator, but Carter sidles in at the last minute to fight Kristen’s battle. The Tom’s accuse Kristen of controlling Carter who’s now become one of her cronies (true), something Tom 1 knows all about. Carter tells Tom 1 to grow up – and not into a woman. I guess Carter doesn’t like hearing the truth.
The entire time The Toms argue with Carter, Stassi is crouched in her doorway listening. Behind their door, Jax and Brittany also listen in. Brittany tries to force Jax to go out there and defend Kristen’s honor, never-ending war of blame. Downstairs, Kristen even bonds with Ariana over cheating – of all things – and convinces her that Tom has destroyed Katie’s happiness over long-ago cheating and suspicion about what really happened the fateful night in Vegas. Isn’t this also the story of how Ariana supposedly destroyed Kristen, by causing Kristen to constantly question Tom’s trust. Hmmmm…
Interestingly, it now it all makes perfect sense to Ariana, too – Katie thinks there’s something more to the story and it’s eating her up inside. Ariana joins the crusade to get the to the truth and help Katie and Tom 2 heal. Again, just no. Although I do concur that if Katie is still convincing herself that this is the reason she’s so awful to Tom, she does need help. Majorly.
Ariana and Scheana decide to intervene on the Toms, and this time Scheana questions Tom 2 about how deep his cheating went. He continues to insist he never had sex with any girl. Tom 1 vouches that Tom 2 was so drunk his d–k wouldn’t have been capable of sex.
Meanwhile, Stassi is hurt that she never knew the ins and outs of Tom 2’s alleged cheating, which happened when she and Katie weren’t speaking. Waaaah! Poor Stassi – it’s always about her! The other realization Stassi has is that Tom 1 looks better as a blonde woman than she does. She fantasizes about using a photo of him in drag on her dating app profile. Look at Stassi getting all experimental.
With all the accusations flying at him, and once again being blamed for not having Katie’s back, Tom 2 announces that he’s done and doesn’t want to marry Katie. Too bad that actual logic didn’t stick!
TELL US – SHOULD TOM 2 ‘FESS-UP’ OR SHOULD KRISTEN STAY OUT OF IT? DOES TOM’S ALLEGED CHEATING GIVE KATIE AN EXCUSE TO BE SO ANGRY?
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