Tonight’s Masked Singer reveal ruined my primary theory about its celebrity contestants

I’ve used one criteria to exclude people from possibly being behind the mask on The Masked Singer, and tonight’s reveal wrecked that.

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Riverdale Reveals the Truth About Jughead

Surprise! Jughead's not dead after all! Despite all of the evidence that he was dead, we're not the least bit surprised to be announcing that Jughead Jones is alive and well,...


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The Masked Singer Unmasks the Taco

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NeNe Leakes & Marlo Hampton Call Out Eva Marcille For Being “Negative”

Despite being one of my favorite Housewives franchises, I have to admit that Real Housewives of Atlanta has been a little lackluster for me this season. Of course, they haven’t even had their big cast trip yet (I don’t even count the snooze fest that was Toronto) but the drama just seems kind of stale. NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore still hate each other, even with NeNe’s fake attempts to mend fences. Same with Porsha Williams. It looks like those two will finally make amends at some point but is it for real this time? Now I did thoroughly enjoy Kenya bringing a whole marching band to Marlo Hampton’s wig event but that just wasn’t enough to sustain me over the next few episodes. Give me more interrupting marching bands or I don’t want it!

I think part of what is boring me is all the baby and pregnancy stuff. I find them almost as insufferable as weddings. I know, I know, fans love it but I personally think it’s a distraction from the REAL storylines. Those storylines are supposed to be well, the relationships between the women on the show. Sure, their lives are being featured but I personally don’t care to watch Eva Marcille eating ice chips and having false labor pains. Does that make me a bad person? Don’t answer that.

Sounds like I’m not the only one who isn’t feeling what Eva is bringing to the table though. In a recent appearance on the Watch What Happens Live After Show, NeNe and Marlo dished on their real feelings about Eva.

When a viewer called in to ask them how they are feeling about Eva this season, Marlo told host Andy Cohen, “Well as for me, I thought Eva and I were in a good place. Until I saw the shade she threw on Wendy Williams.” NeNe immediately broke in to ask what kind of shade. Marlo clarifies, “Oh like Marlo being negative….”

 

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NeNe jumped in again, saying, “She’s been negative. Very negative. She’s talking about everyone in their interviews including me. But how do I feel about her? I’m numb.”

NeNe followed this up with a big ole frown to tell us she remains unbothered by Miss Eva.

 

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The questions move on from there but I think NeNe and Marlo said enough. Now I’m wondering how Eva is going to respond to this. If she does at all.

 

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TELL US- DO YOU THINK EVA HAS BEEN NEGATIVE THIS SEASON?

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NeNe Leakes Responds To Kandi Burruss Saying She Has “Fake Friends”; NeNe Says “I Have Lots Of Great Friends”

Real Housewives of Atlanta hasn’t shown NeNe Leakes very much this season until recently. Now we have seen her try to make amends with former bestie Cynthia Bailey. Awkward!  I wasn’t sure how genuine the emotion was from NeNe. Kenya Moore said that NeNe doesn’t have any friends on RHOA, and only apologized because she had no other choice.

The person that NeNe had the most conflict with this season is, of course, Kenya. Now it looks like Kandi Burruss can add her name to that unfortunate list.

NeNe threw a “leopard lunch” event to promote sisterhood. Cynthia went, but had to drive mommy-to-be Eva Marcille to the hospital because she was having contractions. Now that is a fool-proof way to leave a party! Kenya showed up and waited a couple of minutes before leaving. That left Kandi and Tanya Sam to greet NeNe, the hostess, when she arrived hours late for her own event. And NeNe wasn’t wearing any type of leopard or zebra print. So, why did she tell the ladies to wear animal prints? Not cool, NeNe.

Kandi and Tanya thought they were the only guests, until NeNe called over a large group of ladies who had been waiting in another section of the restaurant. In her RHOA interview, Kandi asked, “Who are these random ladies?” She also said that maybe those ladies were invited in case no one else showed. So shady, and so possibly true.

 

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NeNe and loyal soldier Marlo Hampton were insulting Kenya chatting on the March 1 episode of the Watch What Happens Live After Show, and NeNe was in rare form. A caller asked NeNe what she thought about the comments that Kandi made on RHOA about NeNe having “fake friends” at the lunch.

“Kandi wouldn’t know who my friends are because she’s never around me with my friends, okay? No shade! But shade at the same time,” NeNe responded. “I mean, I have lots of great friends, and I don’t share them with her, just like she doesn’t share her personal friends with me.”

 

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But NeNe wasn’t done tossing out her shade grenades. “And in fact, when she was at that brunch, she was very nice to everybody. I was really surprised to see her get in her interview and say those things,” NeNe said. “Fake ass.”

I am ready for some epic drama at the reunion!

 

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TELL US- WAS KANDI BEING FAKE? WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THE LEOPARD LUNCH? WERE THOSE LADIES NENE’S PERSONAL FRIENDS?

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Jax Taylor Predicts Which Vanderpump Rules Couples Will Split

Let me ask you guys something serious: do you think Jax Taylor knows anything about relationships? Yeah, yeah he married Brittany Cartwright, his now-costar on Vanderpump Rules but he basically took an Instagram to Vegas nightclub relationship and calls is a marriage. And a super dysfunctional one at that. Okay so let’s also stop for a second and go through his past “relationships”. I use that term loosely.

There was “I am the devil and don’t you forget it” Stassi Schroeder, who he cheated on multiple times and constantly fought with. There was Carmen who….ummm…wasn’t even with him long enough to make any lasting impression on me so let’s skip her. Next was Laura-Leigh, who he dumped outside of her AA meeting. #justice4laura-leigh. But she got a movie role and promptly disappeared from VPR forever and who could blame her? He also hooked up with Kristen Doute, which he denied until she outed him and got backhanded for it. Finally we come to his flirtation with Lala Kent, which was a big did they/didn’t they have sex. Lala later confirmed that she did not, in fact have sex with Jax but this gal isn’t buying it. I personally just think she’s too embarrassed to admit it, which would be understandable.

I guess one could argue with all of these dalliances under his belt, Jax is the perfect person to talk about relationships. Or one could argue that he is full of failure and knows nothing. Take a wild guess as to which side of the fence I sit on. To me, Jax is a serial dater and he just so happened to find someone who would put up with his s**t, so he went ahead and married her. Plus, there were a bunch of TV cameras there and tons of publicity so I’m sure that didn’t hurt either.

So despite being what I would consider a stain on marriage and relationships in general, Jax has decided to dish on which of his castmates’ relationships will stand the test of time. Please note, he does not mention his own and that’s probably because we all know how that’s going to end up. I give them 3 years. Anyway, in a video interview picked up by Us Weekly, Jax tells us, “I’m really good at predicting this stuff. I’ve rarely, rarely ever been wrong on this show. I can’t even think of a time I’ve ever been wrong.” Excuse me while I judgment snort uncontrollably.

 

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Jax dives right in with the negativity, starting with Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval. He laughed, “There is no relationship. I have no ill will toward either of them, I just see them as roommates. Glorified roommates, who hook up occasionally.” Jax elaborated, “I think Tom wants to have kids, I think he wants to get married. I think he plays the whole, ‘Oh, I don’t need that’ … [and] I think that’s bulls—t,” he explained.

Jax continued, “I think in the next couple of years, something’s going to happen. … I don’t think it’s going to last that much longer. I don’t know.”

Jax said, “I hope … I don’t think it’s going to last forever.” Nice way to talk about your friends. Moving on.

Next, he targets James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss, who we all know he isn’t exactly fond of. He doesn’t hold back either, “I’m utterly shocked it’s lasted this long. I personally don’t think it’s love,” Jax said. He declared, “I think he’s got a good situation in his relationship. I think he controls it and I think he likes that. Raquel, as sweet as she is, is just along for the ride.” At least he didn’t shade poor Raquel too hard.

 

RELATED: Tom Sandoval Responds To Rant From Jax Taylor; Says Jax Was “Angry & Projecting”

 

Finally, we come to Scheana Marie and hotty hot Brock Davies. Jax said of the two, “I love Scheana to death and I love Brock. I think he’s a great guy … I’m sorry, guys, but I just don’t think it’s going to last. But I’ve tried to put myself in her shoes and being like, ‘Look at all these guys. Look at my friends getting married, engaged.’ You know, it’s got to be tough to be around. Her and Kristen need to be single for a while. They’re extremely co-dependent, both of them. They both love to take care of their men, which is awesome, but they just need to take care of themselves.”

Fine, I will hand this one to him as much as it pains me. Not only is he right (ugh) but it appears that Scheana and Brock have already broken up, with both of them deleting all of their pictures of each other from social media.

 

RELATED: Vanderpump Rules Star Jax Taylor Says Kristen Doute “Loves Being Miserable”

 

So, there you have it. Now maybe Jax can go back to minding his own marriage (for now).

TELL US- DO YOU THINK JAX’S PREDICTIONS ARE RIGHT?

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Why is Lego Masters’ judging so bad? Why do we see so little Lego building?

Lego Masters can be a lot of fun, and its contestants have produced some fantastic builds. But like on other recent talent competitions, the judging is a major weak spot.

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MTV's The Challenge: Total Madness Cast Revealed: These 28 Players Will Battle for Season 35

It's Total Madness for The Challenge season 35 on MTV. E! News can reveal the cast for the landmark season titled The Challenge: Total Madness. The all-star lineup includes veterans you've...


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Jeopardy!'s Alex Trebek Celebrates Defying Cancer Battle Odds With Emotional Speech to Viewers

Alex Trebek is defying the odds. The longtime Jeopardy! host took to social media to give viewers an update on his battle with pancreatic cancer. Trebek announced his diagnosis with the aggressive...


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Grey Has Quite the Proposition for Dex in This Stumptown Sneak Peek

Oh, motel life. That's the situation Stumptown's Dex Parios (Cobie Smulders) and Grey McConnell (Jake Johnson) find themselves in while making the trek to Los Angeles from Portland in...


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Prior e Manu Gavassi discutem no 'BBB20': 'Machismo já tirou metade da casa', diz sister

Depois que Guilherme foi eliminado do "Big Brother Brasil 20", na disputa contra Pyong e Gizelly, os confinados tentaram buscar um motivo para justificar a saída. Enquanto Manu Gavassi e Rafa Kalimann tentavam traquilizar Gabi Martins, e criticavam...

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Prior e Manu Gavassi discutem no 'BBB20': 'Machismo já tirou metade da casa', diz sister

Depois que Guilherme foi eliminado do "Big Brother Brasil 20", na disputa contra Pyong e Gizelly, os confinados tentaram buscar um motivo para justificar a saída. Enquanto Manu Gavassi e Rafa Kalimann tentavam traquilizar Gabi Martins, e criticavam...

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When the Show Must Go On, Even Amid a Coronavirus Outbreak

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Thelma, do 'BBB20', passou por transição capilar e marido relembra; veja antes e depois

Quem vê Thelma Assis desfilando seus belos cachos no "Big Brother Brasil 20" nem imagina como foi o processo para aceitá-los e também para que eles atingissem a forma que têm hoje. A transição, que se deu início em 2014, foi motivada por trocas com...

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Meet the Judges & Hosts for The Funny Dance Show!

Get ready to LOL! As we previously reported, a hilarious new dance competition show is heading to E! (premiering Wednesday, Mar. 11 at 10:30 p.m.) The Funny Dance Show tasks your favorite...


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Netflix Launches "Because She Watched" to Celebrate International Women's Day

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Enquete 'BBB20': Quem vai vencer, após a saída de Guilherme?

Batendo recorde de votações de todas as edições do "Big Brother Brasil 20", Guilherme Napolitano foi eliminado com 56,07% dos votos, na disputa contra Pyong, que levou 43,29%, e Gizelly, que correndo por fora, ganhou apenas 0,64% da rejeição do...

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: STILL NOT MAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRIED!

OMG is this Jaxney wedding EVER going to happen on Vanderpump Rules?! It is the wedding that never ends. It just goes on and on my non-friends. And people start getting kicked out of it, and recycled back in, and the wedding party never stops growing just because this is the wedding that never ends…

UGH. UGH. UGH. I am fatigued. I am parched. I am drowning in MeeMaw’s beer cheeeaaaze and I need rescuing before I sink into a the quicksand of saturated fat like a Frito left to dip too long.

So yes, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright‘s tyrannical wedding continues. Bravo really hates us this season. But Jax isn’t the only one not getting it wright – James Kennedy is also back on the scene, waving around his BabyJax t-rex text arms of rage. Why can’t people leave sweet little unicorn-eyed Raquel Leviss alone? Let her grow some My Little Pony wings and fly into the serenity of a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper, covered in cotton candy-scented stickers and those magical sequins that shift directions when you pet them. This is where Raquel belongs. Not in a rage-text vortex with her pathologically drunk boyfriend who blames everything on her being too pretty to trust out in the world on her own and being British.

So Raquel went out with her lady friends and had a bit too much to drink.  She had all the cocktails Scheana Marie couldn’t drink because Scheana Marie is freezing her eggs. Frozen Solid Eggs is Scheana’s next ‘hit’ single by the way. SINGLE being the operative word. Anyway, Raquel had too many cocktails, went home, passed out, and James, drunk somewhere else, morphed into Tequila Katie and rage-texted her abuses for hours calling her “slut” “whore”, and threatening to dump her if she wouldn’t answer her phone.

Instead of immediately clobbering him with Barbie doll, Raquel forgave James and promptly started making excuses for his behavior to her friends. Raquel is so upset she can’t even read through all the texts, yet she is still going to birthday parties and having tacos with him like nothing happened. Honey, your relationship might belong on a Lifetime Movie about sexy psychos if…

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Ariana Madix confronts Raquel about this very serious and important matter in front of the SUR dumpsters, which is also where Jax kicked Tom 1 out of his wedding, so you know Ariana means business. Raquel blames herself, because if she hadn’t have gotten drunk then James wouldn’t have. Um, Raquel drinking isn’t a domino effect.

As Ariana, who has survived a verbally abusive relationship herself, says Raquel is NOT responsible for James‘ behavior and she needs to throw that man in the SUR dumpster with yesterdays fried goat cheese balls. Especially because James won’t even discuss his egregious behavior when Raquel tries to tell him how NOT OK it is. Everyone thinks Raquel is dumb, but she’s more like an idiot savant, because when she tells James that he is projecting onto her out of embarrassment for his own behavior and explains that she will not give him another chance she sounds so wise. It’s like looking into Baby Yoda’s eyes. James finally apologizes and promises to get sober, but only because he thinks Raquel is for realz serious about dumping him. I hope she is. I also hope James wasn’t seriously calling Raquel “Bubba” because stealing the pet name of the other most doomed and combative couple on Vanderpump Rules is scary foreshadowing/stalking.

While Raquel is dealing with James, everyone else is dealing with Jaxney. Yes. STILL! It’s Ariana and Stassi Schroeder‘s joint birthday, but Stassi is adulting now which means she will not be berating anyone who dares not to recognize the most important national holiday next to Christmas. Look if someone ants to give me paid vacation to celebrate Stassi’s birthday, I’ll take it, but that’s the best I can do. Personally I think Jax and Brittany’s wedding oppression has drained the joy out of everyone. They’ve transferred all available happiness and excitement onto Brittany who is hoarding it in Kentucky in a schlumpy pseudo castle with a view of the bi-pass and a cow pastor. Oh silly me – I meant PASTURE, not PASTOR, because unlike Jax I know the difference before a religious officiant and a place where large land mammals graze.

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And speaking of pastor-not-pasture, there is still large drama about it! Days before the disembarkment to Kentucky Tom 1 remains ax-nayed from the Jaxney wedding, and Ariana is still uncertain if she’s willing to attend without him. Look it doesn’t seem like that difficult of a decision, it goes like this: “I’m bisexual, and you’re homophobic leaning, therefore I don’t think we can be friends. Especially when this friendship means I have to waste money on what is surely a hideously ugly polyester princess dress, and stay in a glorified Motel 6 that calls itself a castle.”

I suppose it matters not to these people that nonrefundable plane tickets are involved? Oh, to be rich and supremely vapid! Strangely, even though he’s not speaking to Tom 1, Jax is still attending Ariana’s birthday party. And even though Tom sent Jax an apology text, which is what Jax screamed was the only thing he wanted, that’s still not good enough to be considered a real apology, just like Tom 1 still isn’t a good enough best man. The reality is that Jax is pissed Tom 1 didn’t drop an entire year of his life and devote all calendar days to his wedding. Tom 1 missing one of 3 bachelor parties – one of which was HELD ON Mother’s Day weekend – was the real offense. Tom 1 having the audacity to call Jax out on only putting his homophobic pastor out to pasture when Lisa Vanderpump likely threatened to cancel the wedding from Bravo, was only the final straw.

Of course Jax is probably just attending Ariana’s party with the hopes of ruining it as payback for Tom ostensibly ruining his wedding, but Stassi – of all unlikely sources – thwarts all that when she sits Jax down and pointblank tells him that even a sociopath like himself would regret not having his oldest friend at his wedding. Jax still insists Tom 1 owes him an apology though, for what I am absolutely 100% not sure. Also I fast-forwarded through the scene of Jax re-inviting Tom to be in the wedding because I simply could not bear the second-hand embarrassment of watching Tom grovel to a troll-human hybrid just because Tom 2 is incapable of tying his own bow tie.

So Tom 1 is back to being co-best man, but he’s not the number one Tom, Tom 2 is.  It also means they have an extra groomsman because Jax spitefully invited Randall to be in the wedding as Tom’s replacement. Trouble breeds trouble and Jax Taylor breeds well, the CDC is probably quarantining it… Brittany’s Baby – coming soon! (That’s a Rosemary’s Baby horror story reference).

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Jax and Brittany had to leave the party early to run home and take a call with their ‘pastor,’ Lance Bass. You know the guy Lisa insisted they hire to demonstrate to the world that they are SO NOT HOMOPHOBIC. Jax, who has no stereotypical ideas about gay people at all, has but one request: that Lance wear rainbow robes. BECAUSE JAX IS SO NOT HOMOPHOBIC. Look – Jax and Brittany cannot rewrite history. For months they knew Original Sin pasture was making those homophobic tweets, but they thought they would get away with it. The producers at Bravo also knew for months and were watching this situation on simmer just waiting to see what Jaxney would do, and they would have had him officiate their weddin’ if Lisa hadn’t finally stepped in with a cease and desist order.

Kristen Doute is still on the outs with Katie and Stassi. At Ariana’s party she tries to bond with Katie over shots, but Katie is already tequila-Kati’d up, so Kristen winds up crying as she tries to, once again, defend her situation with Carter. Katie is not one to talk! She who was breaking up with Tom 2 for the first 3 seasons of this show and even allowed a ring on a string in response to her ultimatum. The only thing that got Tom to propose was that Katie lasso’d his balls with that ring on a string and he realized he was effectively dead to any future relationships.

RELATED – Tom Schwartz Says He Didn’t Think Relationship With Katie Maloney Would Last & They “Probably Should’ve Broken Up” At Some Points

So in other drama Charli, I before E except after C, had a bad date with Brett Caprioni. Which is just what Scheana hoped would happen, even though Charli is like her friend and mini-me and like the result of freezing her eggs with an Easy-Bake Oven.

Charli complains that Brett spent their entire date talking about his ex. Who it turns out he broke up with TWO YEARS AGO. Brett thinks Charli is immature because she’s never eaten pasta, (and this show is all about this pasta!!) and she also only listens to podcast that contain singalongs and stories about fairies. Scheana thinks Charli is trying to copy her very existence, but no one is that sad. Charli is merely organically tragic and dumb.

Scheana confronts Brett at work because he told Charli about Scheana calling her “untrustworthy.” Scheana would never use that word, even though she honestly doesn’t trust anyone at SUR. In the middle of their discussion, which sounds like two cats mewing over an empty tuna can while trapped in a kazoo, Charli walks over to tell Brett he was a bad date and a bore. He starts yelling to defend himself, which one has to do to be heard over the vortex of a Scharli smoothie that is trapped in a blender. A blender that is yelling “I’m freezing my eggs!” Protein. Poor Brett’s head is spinning when Charli ends the discussion by telling him to go write about his girl dramas in his diary. Scheana trots off thinking this all means she has another chance with a mature man like Brett. After all she’s freezing her eggs!

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Finally everyone arrives in Kentucky where Brittany bellows over the balcony of a fake castle that she’s GETTING MAAAAAAIIIIIRRRIED to a man she fake loves. Everyone has to pretend this shabby castle with the permanently indented cushions is the lap of luxury, as Brittany tells anyone who will listen, even the teapot she thinks will come alive and sing when the lights go out, that she has dreamed of a wedding here since she was a little girl. That castle is a castle like Medieval Times is one!

The first bit of drama is that Carter, who is invited to the wedding, isn’t allowed to stay at the castle and is put up at a nearby hotel instead. Therefore Kristen is stuck rooming with Seriously Single Scheana (and her eggs in progress). Then Rand isn’t here in time for the rehearsal dinner. Also Lisa returned from London, but still doesn’t feel up to attending the wedding, and confides this to Max Boyens, because that is the depths of her depression. And then Lala Kent almost shows up to the rehearsal dinner in a white lace dress, like she doesn’t know it’s a faux pas to wear white lace to anyone else’s weddin’

But the biggest drama is that during the rehearsal the wedding planner goes by the original wedding party line-up which has Tom 1 walking down the aisle directly behind Jax. A moment Tom 1 was fully prepared for when he provided an umbrella to shield Jax’s freshly Fraxel’d skin from the sun, and a fan to prevent pit stains on the dress shirt. Tom 1 is so good at this Best Man thing that he’s thinking of starting a rent-a-best-best-man service. He really needs to do this.

Instead of feeling grateful, Jax throws a hissy fit and complains to Brittany that he doesn’t want Tom 1 standing next to him because he’s still mad, and Tom 2 is the new Tom 1. Brittany is even like dude – grow the f–k up, but she capitulates to his demands and asks Tom 1 to step behind Tom 2, which means that Tom 1 will now be walking Katie down the aisle. Truly a slap in the face! Jax feels like he graciously extended an undeserved re-entry into the wedding party, so Tom 1 better do everything he demands, or else. I think Tom 1 should put ipecac in Jax’s shots the day of the wedding, so that the next shit Stassi starts smelling in that hotel won’t come from Jaxney’s untrained dogs! Revenge, served cold and slipped right under Jax’s nose.

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Instad Tom just puts on a stiff upper lip (thank god for Botox!) and feels deeply sad inside that he’s being rejected and cast aside after a 20 year friendship where he has forgiven Jax for so many horrific things. It’s not about the pastor! It’s actually about the principal of the matter.

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