Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Camp Massacre
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Don't Worry Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Chloe Bennet Freaked Out Over That Massive Twist Too
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Hugh Laurie Left Us Begging for More in The Night Manager (Sorry Tom Hiddleston!)
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: Yolanda Hadid's 7 Biggest Bombshells
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Just Ended in Disaster and Nothing Will Ever Be the Same
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Did the CW's Containment Gross You Out or Pull You In to the Cordon?
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The Flash Finally Explained Zoom's Tragic Backstory & Relieved All of Our Confusion
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Mohamed Hadid Denies That Hes No Longer Friends With Lisa Vanderpump!
Remember when Yolanda Foster claimed on WWHL that Mohamed Hadid hadn’t spoken to his former bestie Lisa Vanderpump in 8 months? It might have been her Lyme Brain talking, because Mohamed just denied that his friendship with Lisa is over! Although he doesn’t specifically say if they’re “talking.”
Reportedly Mohamed was remaining “cordial” to Lisa while Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was filming, but after her comments about Yolanda’s Lyme Disease, plus doubting that Bella and Anwar have Lyme Disease, Mohamed considered their friendship ov-ah!
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Adding veracity to the claim, Mohamed and Lisa, once closer than a Real Housewife and her diamonds, haven’t been seen publicly together in months. Plus after the episode aired where Lisa revealed that Mohamed told her his kids are fine, Mohamed released a statement refusing to comment. Kyle Richards even confirmed that many of Yolanda and LVP’s issues stem from Lisa’s closeness with Yolanda’s ex-husband – Lisa and Ken have known Mohamed since before Yolanda was in his life.
However, TMZ caught up with Mohamed leaving Craig’s in Beverly Hills where he laughed off claims that he and Lisa are no longer friends. “She’s still my friend,” said Mohamed. “Absolutely.”
“She’s always my friend,” Mohamed added.
Interesting, interesting… it could be a PR stunt statement from Mohamed. Or maybe Lisa and Mohamed are laying-low until RHOBH wraps, or just keeping Yolanda very OUT of their friendship. Whatever the case, publicly Mohamed is stating that Yolanda is wrong and Lisa is his friend. Ouch!
Moving on, tonight is the first part of the RHOBH reunion! The ladies have fun breaking down Erika Jayne vs. Erika Girardi. Then Kyle and Kathryn discuss Faye Resnick and the OJ trial. Finally Yolanda refuses to give too many details about her divorce from David, which spirals into another conversation about Lyme (JUST NO!) prompting Yolanda to stomp off stage, because Yolanda doesn’t deal with facts, real information, or people actually having expectations that she behave like the Lyme advocate she claims she is. Wahhhh!
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Brennan Lays Down Feminist Knowledge In Bones' Men's Rights Episode
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Michael Strahan Leaving Live! With Kelly & Michael After Less Than 4 Years: Time to Accept It's the End of an Era for Talk Shows
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Harry Hamlin Has Some Surprising Thoughts About His Wife's Nemesis Lisa Vanderpump
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What was your first reality TV show?
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Our Moms React to Michael Strahan Leaving LIVE! With Kelly and Michael: "Traitor!"
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Dancing With the Stars Cast (Sort of) Sounds Off on Cheryl Burke's Shocking Ian Ziering Revelation
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Botched Is Back In May! Check Out The Trailer
If you thought that the first two seasons of Botched were crazy, you haven’t seen anything yet! Everyone’s favorite reality TV doctors Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif will be back for even more corrective surgeries. Get ready because Season 3 of Botched will be back on May 10 at 9PM and E! just released a trailer to tide you over until the premiere. And once again, it looks a super juicy season is on its way.
Just when you thought that the cases could not get any stranger on this show, they definitely do. It seems like there is no surgery that these doctors are afraid to take on. One patient describes the duo as the “ultimate tag team” and she is so right. Not only do these two balance each other out on the operating table, but they really do have such great chemistry to deliver some great television. Plus, it really seems like they are willing to take on almost any challenge when it comes to helping their patients.
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One man exclaims to Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif, “I would get more attention if I had boobs.” Well yeah, boobs get attention no matter who they’re on in pretty much any setting, so being a man with a nice set is bound to get some lingering stares at the very least.
There’s one patient who claimed to be “on the quest to be a perfect alien.” I have no idea what that actually means, but I am so ready to find out.
There’s also a girl who describes her ears as “rubber bands that are about to snap.” It’s hard for me to look at them, but at the same time I cannot look away and I just want to know more. How did they get like that and what are the doctors going to do about them?
Thankfully Season 3 of Botched is less than a month away, but if you can’t wait until then to get your fix, just check out the trailer for some amusement.
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Big Secret Warriors Episode Will Bring Nothing but Utter Chaos
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Daddy Issues
We barely saw Corey Simms on last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 – even Nathan Griffith had more air time than him! – but other than that, last night’s episode was centered on dads, the old, the new, the steps, and the born again.
Chelsea Houska wants to replace Aubree’s old dad, Adam Lind, with new dad, Cole DeBoer. Adam accepts Cole as Aubree’s step-dad, but refuses to be ousted as DAD. Isaac’s step-dad, Javi Marroquin, is about to leave for a six month deployment, and dad, Jo Rivera, is prepared to help Kailyn Lowry. Jenelle Evans considers letting Nathan see his son, while she celebrates her birthday in New York with David Eason, who has a couple of kids of his own. And Leah Messer is getting along especially well with Addie’s dad, Jeremy Calvert. She thinks there may be a new spark with her old flame, which would conveniently spare her from having a fourth kid with a third man.
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Chelsea and Cole are on their “engagement honeymoon” in Puerto Rico. It must be quite romantic since Chelsea confuses a nursing baby horse for a frisky one “S-ing the D.” While picnicking on a picturesque waterfront, they fantasize about their future as a married couple. Neither think anything will change, except, Chelsea points out, they can make babies.
Chelsea’s mom, Mary, is watching Aubree and asks how she feels about Mommy and Cole getting married. “Icky!” she squeaks. If we’re nauseated from the gushy gooey baby talk and PDA, imagine how Aubree feels! But she seems to really love Cole, especially because he plays with her, unlike her daddy.
Meanwhile, Adam chats with his boss, Ned, about what he’s been up to – powerlifting and trying to get custody of Aubree. It’s the same story we’ve been hearing: Adam has turned his life around.
Adam thinks Chelsea’s “in her own little fantasy world” because she just got engaged. Isn’t she always in her own little leopard-checkered-print fantasy world? At least Adam acknowledges that Cole is a “good dude” and he’s good with Aubree. I feel like when the dads (even the bad ones) approve of the new guys, it’s a special kind of blessing. Despite his approval of Cole, Adam doesn’t like that Chelsea is trying to convince Aubree that Cole is a replacement for Adam, rather than just a stepfather. So for the next six months, Adam will get completely settled into his new home and try to warm Chelsea up to the idea that he’s changed. If seeing his house doesn’t change her mind, he will have to take her to court.
Chelsea and Cole are back from Puerto Rico and Chelsea is in tears. Her mom had told her what Aubree said about Adam never playing with her. Chelsea can’t stop crying because this is the saddest thing Aubree has ever said. I agree it’s sad, but as Chelsea concedes, this is normal to Aubree, she doesn’t know it’s sad.
Later, at Mary’s house, Mary asks Chelsea if she and Adam ever talk about this stuff. “We don’t talk,” Chelsea says, and if she did, Adam would find a way to blame Chelsea. Mary suggests that she explain to Aubree that some dads just don’t play with their kids, but *good* dads do what Cole does. Now, as much as I don’t like Adam and understand Chelsea’s position, I don’t think Aubree should be coached to share those opinions. But even that wouldn’t be sufficient for Chelsea – she wants Adam to go away completely. She thinks it’s worse to be on your phone and not playing with your kid than entirely writing the kid out of your life. Dammit, Chelsea, don’t make me defend Adam!
Javi’s deployment is fast approaching but Kail still doesn’t feel like it’s hit her yet. Not sure whether she’s expecting to be hit with sadness or joy. Kail needs to call Jo to let him know about the deployment in case she needs to make arrangements with Jo. Javi looks annoyed, but doesn’t put up a fight. Kail asks Jo if they can switch weeks with Isaac so he can spend the next few days with Javi before the deployment. If Jo were as unreasonable as Kail paints him to be, I would expect him to be upset that Kail asked to switch with such short notice. But Jo agreed and the conversation with Kail was pleasant; he even wished her luck.
Later, Jo shares news of the deployment with Vee Torres, who seems more saddened by it than Kail. Jo is concerned about Isaac being involved in the military lifestyle where his loved one is gone for long periods of time. Isaac is an emotional kid and it will be hard on him, but he clearly has a strong support system in his parents and step-parents.
Even with Javi leaving, Kail isn’t skipping class (I respect that). She’s learning about the “birth of bitch,” in other words, the root of the word. The professor asks whether feminists should use that word. Kail shakes her head in disapproval and says it’s definitely not classy. Bitch, please!
Meanwhile, Javi and Isaac bond while excavating for toy dinosaur bones. Javi asks Isaac if he’s ready to be the man of the house for the next few months. He is. And he promises Javi he’ll listen to his mommy, but he’ll miss Javi.
Later, Kail, Javi, and Isaac are having their last family (sans a sick Lincoln) dinner in the house before Javi leaves – they’ll be spending the last couple of day in Philly. Poor Isaac thought they had more time before the deployment, but Kail assures him that he’ll get to Facetime with Javi. And that means he’ll sometimes be allowed to stay up late! The prospect doesn’t allay Isaac, though. He starts to cry, which really hits Javi’s heart. Yet, Kail still feels nothing, rationalizing that it’s part of his job, they knew it was to be expected, and they’ll be able to talk. I guess forget about his safety? Or just the fact that he’ll be gone? Then Isaac gives Kail unnecessary assurance that he’ll take care of her and gives her a hug. He’s such a sweet boy! Maybe Isaac stole all of his mom’s emotions in utero.
Jenelle and Barbara Evans catch up over dinner with the boys. Jace is having a hard time staying awake in school (aren’t you hiding the Coke, Babs?!). Jenelle’s advice is to practice staying awake, which is so inane Kaiser can’t take it and throws a cup at her. Her birthday is coming up and she tells Babs she’s going to New York City with David and couple of friends. David’s sister, who Jenelle has known for how long(?) is staying at Jenelle’s house to watch Kaiser.
Speaking of David, Jenelle describes things with him as pretty perfect because they don’t argue. “Don’t you miss arguing?” Babs shades. Uh, no, she still has you and Nathan to argue with. Babs wonders if maybe Jenelle should let Nathan visit Kaiser and Jenelle explains the plan proposed by her lawyer to negotiate a visitation schedule in exchange for having her assault charges dropped. Babs thinks it’s a good idea, as long as the charges are dropped FIRST. Come on, not even Nathan can be dumb enough to agree to that. Showing signs that she may be developing a moral compass, Jenelle questions whether she should go through with the deal. She feels like it would be using her son and that’s not right. I applaud her for the insight, but she fails to realize that she IS using her son to hurt Nathan and THAT’S not right.
While Jenelle sets off for NYC, Nathan tells his friend the status of the assault charge. Jenelle didn’t show up for court and the prosecutors are pushing for a jury trial. Nathan and his girlfriend Jessie will continue pursuing the charge because Jenelle gets away with too much. AMEN! He hasn’t seen Kaiser in five weeks and won’t be able to see him on Christmas either because of Jenelle and her depraved heart. Remember, this is all punishment for Nathan taking Kaiser to Boston for a few days during his visitation time.
In NYC, Jenelle opens her present from David – a PS4. The perfect gift to say “I’m living with you, professing to love you, but I barely know you.” After a night on the town, David remarks the best part of NYC is staying in a hotel that’s not home and suggests going to the Eiffel Tower. “Empire Building. Empire State Building,” Jenelle corrects him. This tender moment is interrupted by a text from Jenelle’s friend. Apparently Nathan is telling people that she won’t let him see Kaiser for Christmas. Nu-uh, not true, he didn’t ASK to see Kaiser!! Yet from what I’ve seen, Nathan has repeatedly asked to see Kaiser and been repeatedly turned down. And of course, Jenelle changed her number so he couldn’t contact her. According to Jenelle, Nathan doesn’t really care about seeing Kaiser; he just wants to make it look like he cares so everyone will think he’s a good person and a good dad. I can see how she’d think that when she herself views her children as pawns. It’s called projecting, Jenelle.
On a side note, you know what PISSES David off? People complaining that the horse and buggy is animal cruelty. He points out how big the horses, so pulling a buggy can’t possibly be hard on them. “This country was built on horse and buggy,” he proclaims, and without it we would never have had the first vehicle. “That’s why they call it horsepower,” Jenelle adds, wishing he would just shut up before he embarrasses her.
Later at dinner, Jenelle is feeling uptight and anxious from the drama with Nathan. But the next day is Jenelle’s birthday and she’s feeling much better. She’s even considering letting Nathan see Kaiser more. I’m sure that won’t last the rest of the day. After a Facetime from Babs and Jace wishing her happy birthday, Jenelle tells David she’s going to text the lawyer to go ahead with the plan of offering visitation in exchange for Jessie dropping the assault charges. David says he knows what it’s like for a baby momma to not let you see your kids on the holiday. It’s unclear whether he genuinely empathizes with Nathan or if he’s just agreeable with all of Jenelle’s whims.
Jeremy drops Addie off with Leah, but Addie screams for her daddy and her jammies. Leah manages to get a reluctant Addie in the car and she finally has a moment alone with Jeremy. Leah tells him she appreciates him bringing Addie to Ali’s recital. Jeremy shrugs it off as no big deal; he had nothing else to do. Aleeah sat in his lap throughout the whole concert, though, which triggered the baby-making center of Leah’s brain. Jeremy suggests he and Leah meet up some time to talk about stuff. Leah gets a big, goofy grin on her face and starts acting dopier than Cole with Dunkaroos. She reminds Jeremy that she’ll need specifics because she’s more organized now (read: better mom and wife) and needs to make plans.
Baby Remi is still in hospital but doing okay. As I mentioned earlier, we only briefly see Corey, but it’s pretty cute. He shows Aleeah her report card, which says that she wasn’t following directions, but Aleeah accuses the teachers of being liars. Nice try, Aleeah, we all know better.
Meanwhile, Leah confides to her sister that there may be a new spark between her and Jeremy. The way Leah tells it, Jeremy was more interested in Ali’s recital than Corey was. Supposedly, Leah didn’t make a big deal out of it, but he really wanted to go for Ali. She admits she felt her heart flutter when Aleeah laid in his lap, but whether they get back together or not, at least they are good at co-parenting. Leah also has a certain respect for Jeremy because he didn’t try to do all the things to her that Corey did because, she says, he knew she was a good mom. I didn’t get that impression from him, but Leah appears to have a much rosier vision of the past.
Later, Leah throws a party for the twins’ 6th birthday. She had invited Jeremy, but he couldn’t make it. Ali lets Leah know that she put on lipstick because she’s 6 now and can wear lipstick if she wants to. Growing up so fast! Leah reminisces on last year’s birthday party when she showed up so late she nearly missed the whole thing. That was old Leah, though. She’s so much better now after treatment, or at least that’s what she’s trying to convince everyone else of.
Leah and Jeremy go out to dinner and Leah is sympathetic to the waiter who has to wait on a drunken divorced couple. Hopefully they left him good tip! Leah confesses to Jeremy that she had felt like he was the only man for her (even though she cheated on him) and recognizes there is no excuse for the mistakes she made. She wonders if things between them would have been different if Jeremy stayed with her through treatment. Jeremy admits there were nights when he was scared for the girls and he tried to help Leah, but gave up. Leah asks if he regrets not waiting until she got treatment. Jeremy half-heartedly says he does, but only because of his daughter. She doesn’t get what she was digging for – confirmation that he can’t live without her – and starts crying. The show cut out at this point, but I’m 95% sure this was followed by a drunken hook-up in a car.
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Nathan Fillion Breaks His Silence on Stana Katic's Castle Exit
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Containment Is Like The Walking Dead But Without Zombies (and It's Terrifying)
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Zoom Speaks: The Flash's Teddy Sears Teases the Villain's Traumatic Backstory
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Big Brothers Jeff & Jordan Find Out About Baby! [VIDEO]
We found out earlier this month that Big Brother’s favorite showmance turned real life couple, Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd, got hitched on the sly and expecting a baby! Now, the happy couple talk about how this all happened, their reaction when they found out Jordan was pregnant, in a new video from their Jeff and Jordan TV YouTube channel.
Jeff and Jordan were right in the midst of planning their big wedding when they received quite the unexpected surprise. The plan had been to get married before the whole idea of starting a family, but it turns out life had an entirely different lineup of events in mind for the Big Brother couple.
Apparently Jeff and Jordan DID have way too much fun when they were down in Cancun planning for their nuptials. So much fun that they came home with the ultimate vacation momento — a bun in the oven!
It’s a Big Brother baby boom out there right now! Not only is Jordan Lloyd (aka now Jordan Schroeder) expecting, but infamous Big Brother winner Rachel Reilly just gave birth to her first child with husband Brendon Villegas.
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Reality TV Stars Party At Coachella 2016 Photos
Coachella. It is where rich kids go and pretend they are hippies… err, um, rich kids… and a few reality stars who want to party like it’s 1969. It’s all very odd to me. I think Bethenny Frankel summed it up perfectly:
“So someone invited me to #douchella & I got overwhelmed,” she tweeted. “Isn’t it for 22 yr old models with suede purses & flower crowns?”
Exactly. But for reasons I’m not hip enough to understand, reality TV stars flock to Coachella, where it is all about the selfies and fashion and the music seems like an afterthought, every year. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills star Dorothy Wang posted the pic above on Instagram, adding, “Coachella family fun!” Look below for more photos from the #RichKids stars, as well as Bella Hadid, Juliet Angus, Mercedes “MJ” Javid, Tom Sandoval, Kyle Richards, and more.
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Real Housewives Of Dallas Recap: Youre The S#t!
Real Housewives Of Dallas is sending mixed messages: is this show about poop or charity? I don’t think they go together unless the charity has something to do with colonoscopies. Also, the ladies are so immature! Am I watching Real Housewives Of Kindergarten? If the rest of the season is gonna be bathroom humor (teeheehee) with LeeAnne Locken pursing her lips and growling over charity, then someone needs to get their poopin’ potootie back into the editing room!
The drama between LeeAnne and Brandi Redmond has grown legs – specifically Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader legs. LeeAnne and Brandi’s mutual friend Marie, the woman who hosted the charity event where Brandi and LeeAnne argued, invites Brandi to show her daughter some DCC dance moves. (Has anyone ever watched that Cowboys cheerleader reality show on CMT? GUILTY PLEASURE!).
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Brandi learned to tumble by throwing herself down a hill repeatedly until survival instincts kicked in and landed in a back flip. Growing up poor taught her not to care what anyone thinks. Perhaps Brandi gets irritated that LeeAnne grew up with a similar background, but puts on airs like a Grande Dame?
Anyway, I don’t know if I’d be on TV bragging that I aspire for my 10-year-old to do hair flips in hot pants, but I also don’t know if I’d be putting 1992 overstuffed armchairs in my mansion, so this Marie clearly has some taste issues, but other than that, she seems normal and has a mature perspective on Brandi’s issues with LeeAnne. She suggests Brandi get to know LeeAnne one-on-one, where she’s infinitely toned down, and also accept that LeeAnne is a friend who will annoy the f–k out of you. “We don’t always get along,” Marie acknowledges.
I figured out the problem with Brandi’s makeup – she’s always rocking stage makeup, the kind cheerleaders wear to reach the cheap seats. This is why she looks cute in the confessional, but a hot wreck in her other scenes. She probably thought she was qualified to do her own makeup, but it makes her look old and jacked-up. She needs to hire Stephanie Hollman‘s makeup artist immediately.
At Cary Deuber‘s, she and Mark exist in a sort of domestic bliss where Cary does nothing because Mark is so entranced by her “magic junk” he lost 80lbs, cooks, cleans, and got rid of the Jerry Garcia hair he was rocking when they met. If anyone believed Cary and Mark were having an affair, those flashback photos are all the denial I need. They fell in love over surgical masks, Mark hotti’ed up, and now they have a 2-year-old daughter who is learning French, Spanish, and Swiss-German, all while rocking movie star sunglasses. Cary thought children would interfere with her career and her love of travel, but a rich hubby and a nanny fixed all that! Sign me up.
Meanwhile, LeeAnne is temporarily focusing on the most important Dallas charity event of the season: Mad Hatter’s Ball. Last year she won “Most Botanical” by wearing a giant headdress made from fake flowers, which made her look like a victim of Poison Ivy. Her friend has images of LeeAnne’s hat emblazoned all over his shop, ostensibly to advertise his skill in eradicating LeeAnne’s presence through fake floral fashions? This year the theme is April In Paris. LeeAnne will not be paying for her hat, but since images of her wearing will be the ultimate publicity, her friend is making one for free.
I still have no idea what LeeAnne’s role is in putting together the Mad Hatter’s function, but she acts as if it’s her event.
LeeAnne remains pissed at Brandi, but plans to “Kill’er With Kindness” in the hopes that Brandi trips and falls flat on her face.
While all is well in charity land, on the homefront both LeeAnne and her BFF Tiffany Hendra have domestic un-bliss. After years of living in L.A. where Tiffany her husband, Aaron, two people the public has never heard of, were rolling in money, record deals, cocaine, and modeling contracts, but no stability, Tiffany dreams of putting down roots in Dallas by buying a house. She presses Aaron to view a mid century modern inspired home which boasts enough space for his recording studio and for her office to record her fashion and beauty YouTube videos – apparently Tiffany has a successful channel.
Tiffany is in loooooove with the house, even though they can’t afford it, and tries to convince Sub-Urban Keith by repeatedly mentioning how much more it would cost in L.A. Aaron counters that they’re not in L.A. anymore – which is exactly the problem. He isn’t ready to get permanent in Dallas (or accept a lifetime of socializing with LeeAnne). Tiffany is crestfallen by Aaron’s non-commital attitude. For now, Aaron is trusting in Jesus to show them the way…the way back to the sunshine state, I imagine, where he’ll finish 5 albums in 10 years.
Meanwhile, Rick refuses to marry LeeAnne, making no effort to hide his attitude about the prospect in front of guests Tiffany and Aaron. LeeAnne sulks into her wine glass.
According to Brandi, women spend thousands on hats for Mad Hatter’s which is “riiiiiiiiidick-u-lous,” so Brandi and Stephanie make their own using a hot glue gun and some Hobby Lobby paraphernalia. Brandi’s ingenious idea is “Poop in the Park,” which features overgrown weeds, a little plastic dog, and fake dog poop sprinkled liberally. Stephanie doesn’t have the balls to be herself like Brandi does, but also her husband wouldn’t allow it given their family’s foundation and image, so she’s stuck with traditional floral.
Stephanie admits she emailed LeeAnne to apologize for the argument at Marie’s, because she’s afraid of LeeAnne’s wrath. Brandi slowly digests this and asks Stephanie to stay out of it from now on. Ouch!
Brandi switches from making a poop hat to making a “poop pie.” It’s her mom’s birthday, so Brandi throws a casual tea party with chocolate cake made by her daughters (and the dog). Brandi keeps joking that the batter and the frosting look like poop – even her daughters, aged 3 and 6, are annoyed. Other than her bathroom humor, Brandi actually seems very intelligent and funny, but the constant poop talk is obnoxious and stupid. Why?!
Brandi conducts this entire poop pie making process while holding her small dog. Is she hoping it will poop on the actually cake for authenticity purposes?
Brandi’s husband Bryan is always traveling for work, and Brandi is exhausted raising the kids on her own. She admits she’s not mother of the year, but “maybe mother of a short month like February”. I hear ya! Bryan’s long hours also affect the kids’ schedule, so it’s an all-around frustrating situation. Brandi actually sees Bryan’s mom and sisters more than Bryan.
Brandi reveals that her mom had her brother at aged 15, and Brandi a year later! Someone could have used 16 And Pregnant! Brandi’s grandfather emotionally and financially abandoned her mom, so Brandi has never met her mother’s father. She cries while giving a toast to her mom about how she learned not to care what anyone thinks and be herself. Sometimes I think Brandi should care a little more – and I do believe Stephanie agrees!
Since Brandi and Stephanie are aces at projects Travis assigned Stephanie the task of getting rid of a wasp nest on their balcony. Armed with wine, Travis’ fur coats (!!!!) and a can of RIID, they get into Ghost Busters position to spray the one lonely bee in the corner. According to Brandi, whatever is coming out the cans looks like “jizz,” and since it back-sprayed all over their faces and Travis’ coats, maybe that’s appropriate. I would have actually turned the cans around and aimed FOR Travis’ coats, then tossed them on the golf course if my hubby ever assigned me chores. NO!
On the day of Mad Hatter’s Tea, LeeAnne spread all the blush in all of Sephora across her cheeks like a hot pink rash. It may have been thematically intentional, but it looked like someone had a little too much fun with the Red No 5 food coloring leftover from Brandi’s poopy pie decorating icing!
Unfortunately, LeeAnne’s ‘fabulosity’ is overshadowed by Brandi’s enormous poopy park. Honestly, Brandi looked like the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock. Stephanie meanwhile looked like she grabbed a clearance Easter hat from Target!
Brandi was lauded with attention from all the high-class ladies who didn’t fully comprehend her theme – which was literally taking a shit on the party. Stephanie laughs hysterically over the irony. LeeAnne was bragging about Chanel pearls (yea right – those were from Michaels bead selection!) to whomever would listen, but when she notices Brandi’s hat, she nearly poops herself. LeeAnne cannot believe the level of disrespect and vows that Brandi’s behavior will ruin her reputation on the charity scene… a scene which LeeAnne is self-appointed judge, jury, and executioner. In her own mind. LeeAnne does realize this is not the dunking booth at the carnival?
Brandi calls LeeAnne out for her attitude by reminding us that she donates actual money, so if she wants to have a good time – why not?! After all, history still talks about ladies who bucked tradition – not the ones who toed the line in borrowed Chanel (without donating a dime)!
LeeAnne spends the entire party talking shit about Brandi (pun intended), dismissing her as a ‘cheerleader’, and commenting about how her husband should reign her in. LeeAnne’s jealousy appears to be plastered on as thickly as her blush!
Stephanie follows Brandi around laughing hysterically and trying hijack the numerous photo-ops Brandi finds herself in because everyone excited by her homemade hat. I support Brandi’s fun attitude, I just wish she wasn’t always equating fun with poop. Those things are not mutually exclusive.
Since Brandi’s hat is only hot glue-gunned together, a piece of poop fell off in the ladies room, of all places, and rolled into a stall. Over lunch, Brandi recounts the story to Cary. They decide to play a prank on the table where Tiffany, Marie, and LeeAnne are sitting by having Cary sneak the plastic poop onto an vacant chair while making small talk. “With my luck that’s where LeeAnne will be sitting,” Brandi jokes. Sure enough it is LeeAnne’s chair! While LeeAnne was begging people to give her attention working the room, she returned to discover the poopy surprise. Cary and Brandi let her know they were joking but LeeAnne does not find it funny.
LeeAnne actually stomps over to one of the organizers to complain about Brandi, “the little cheerleader,” with the inappropriate hat. Tattling!? Really!? LeeAnne cackles that this “uber-connected” person can ruin Brandi. “Crossing the wrong people in society gets you crossed off the list,” snaps LeeAnne.
Oh LeeAnne… Brandi has a checkbook. She ain’t going no where, although I wish her Adam Sandler humor would!
LeeAnne should have laughed, then sauntered over to plop the fake poop on Brandi’s salad plate. LeeAnne takes herself waaaay, waaaay too seriously.
Next week, Cary tries to tell her as much, but LeeAnne freaks out.
TELL US – WAS BRANDI’S HAT INAPPROPRIATE? DID LEEANNE OVER-REACT TO THE FAKE POOP?
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