Just in case you thought that perhaps The 100's newest apocalypse couldn't possibly be that bad, allow us to direct you to the end of tonight's premiere. As we watched some...Is anyone surprised he’s wasting so much money ($2M!) every month? – Dlisted
Did Brad Pitt hit up rehab? – The Blemish
Kim Kardashian is plotting her triplets moment right now – Celebitchy
Peter Gunz is a busy guy – Starcasm
Chris Brown continues to creep us out – Dlisted
8 PM EST –
Hunted (CBS)
Alaskan Bush People (Discovery)
Cutthroat Kitchen (Food Network) – premiere
My 600-Lb. Life (TLC)
Black Ink Crew (VH1)
9 PM EST –
Alaskan Bush People (Discovery)
Cooks vs Cons (Food Network)
Little Women: Atlanta (Lifetime)
My Crazy Ex (LMN)
Are You The One? (MTV)
10 PM EST –
Bakers vs Fakers (Food Network)
Vivica’s Black Magic (Lifetime)
My Crazy Sex (LMN)
America’s Next Top Model (MTV)
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Keke Palmer and Andrew Rannells
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Happy Wednesday! We have an all new reality star photo roundup for you tonight! Sonja Morgan and her Real Housewives of New York co-stars did a little filming over the weekend. Sonja, Luann de Lesseps (aka Luann D’Agostino), Carole Radziwill, newbie Tinsley Mortimer were seen attending the Dressed to Kilt Ball & Fashion Show at the High Line Hotel. Sonja and Dorinda Medley walked in the show. Bethenny Frankel was a no show since it was held the same day that Jason Hoppy was arrested for reportedly harassing her.
Along with the runway photos, we also have Kim Kardashian and her kids out and about in NYC, where she was called to be questioned some more about the Paris robbery. Also spotted: Yolanda and Gigi Hadid, Sheree Whitfield and more!
Check out all of the photos in our gallery below.
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The high drama and wacky antics of the Real Housewives franchise may get all the headlines, but the true cornerstone of each and every city in the Bravo reality series stable is usually a pair of...How is Kim Richards not a cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Even when she doesn’t appear, she is a constant topic of conversation. At the very least, I hope she’s getting paid to make these cameos and for giving pretty much everyone a story line. I’m over everyone talking about her ALL the time though, and surprisingly enough, Eileen Davidson is too.
I’m shocked by that since Eileen is BFF’s with Kim’s enemy Lisa Rinna, but it seems like everyone in the cast is beyond put off by new girl Eden Sassoon trying too hard to stir things up. At the very least, it seems like Eden’s presence has been offensive enough to unite the rest of the cast.
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After multiple seasons of Rinna doing the most to drag Kim, it is only fitting that all of the women ended up talking about Kim at Rinna’s barbecue of all places. Eileen opened up about that awkward BBQ in her Bravo blog this week.
Eileen wrote, “The food at the barbecue was fabulous. The company was great. I am just concerned about the topic of conversation. No matter what is going on in people’s lives, why do all roads lead back to Kim?”
Eden’s behavior was so out of line that it even had this season’s original villain Dorit Kemsley do the right thing. Basically, Eden’s presence is making everyone look way better than they did before. Eileen remarked, “I think Dorit was right to tell Eden that she should talk to Kyle [Richards] directly and that she didn’t want the talking behind people’s backs to continue.”
RELATED: Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson Talk Brandi Glanville, Kim Richards, Eden Sassoon And More On WWHL
When I was watching the episode, that seemed like a hypocritical thing for Dorit (of all people) to say, but maybe she genuinely did learn a lesson from her issues she had with Eileen, Rinna, and Erika Girardi? I guess we’ll see.
Nevertheless, Eden did not seem to take Dorit’s advice and instead of having a thoughtful conversation with Kyle about her “concerns” related to Kim, Eden continued to make things worse by dominating Rinna’s party with a Kim-bashing session in front of the whole group. Just like myself, Eileen didn’t understand why Eden didn’t listen to Dorit. Eileen said, “I know she didn’t mean, ‘Let’s have a discussion about Kim in front of everyone but Kim.'”
Yet that’s what happened. What the hell was Eden thinking? Clearly she wasn’t…. or she just wanted to get some camera time and didn’t care about how she came across.
What is up with Eden? She seems anything but caring and sincere. Eileen remarked, “Now she’s just pushing too hard. I’m not quite sure what she wants. Looks like she’s trying to save a life that doesn’t need saving.”
Exactly! Kim being nervous about the birth of her first grandchild and being uncomfortable when Eileen hugged her for way too long are not signs of a relapse. Eden needs to stop looking for something that isn’t there. It really isn’t the best way to make friends.
RELATED: Eden Sassoon Had To “Relearn What Boundaries Are” Being On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Eileen continued, “To my knowledge, Eden has never once seen Kim anything but sober, happy, healthy, and excited about her future. Like I said at the barbecue, I’m uncomfortable talking this much about Kim without her being there. And that’s all I’m saying on the subject!”
Eden was so annoying during that last episode, that I almost forgot about the latest weirdness from PK Kemsley and his comments he made about Eileen and Rinna at the Great Gatsby party. Eileen took the high road, throwing some subtle shade, “As far as PK comparing me to a Muppet, I’ll take that as a compliment, because I know he has a habit of describing women in less-than-flattering terms sometimes.”
Yeah, there’s no need to come for PK at this point. He makes himself look bad enough by channeling his inner Peter Thomas and getting involved in the ladies’ drama.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK EDEN IS GENUINELY CONCERNED ABOUT KIM? OR IS SHE DESPERATE FOR SCREEN TIME? DO YOU THINK KYLE ENABLES KIM? WILL EILEEN STAY TRUE TO HER PROMISE AND STOP TALKING ABOUT KIM?
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"Don't come in here talking about my business!" So decreed Bethenny Frankel during The Real Housewives of New York City last season, when Dorinda Medley's boyfriend John...I feel like Shamea Morton should be holding a peach on this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. She is mentioned in pretty much every episode, with no defense from her supposed “best friend” Porsha Williams. Not only is Porsha throwing her BFF under the bus, but she has been coming for Kandi Burruss in the process. Kandi is done with it and she doesn’t believe anything that involves Porsha, including that doctor’s note she brought to the group “glamping” trip.
For a minute, I thought that Porsha seemed like a great friend because of her loyalty to Phaedra Parks. They even had me thinking “#FriendshipGoals” real quick, but that quickly faded when she never actually stood up for her girl Shamea.
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Porsha didn’t even show up to Shamea’s engagement party. I get that Kandi was hosting it, but it really did more harm than good to just ditch her “best friend” while she celebrated such a big milestone. She opened up about the mess in an interview with Bravotv.com.
Was Kandi surprised by Porsha’s absence? Kandi said, “Kind of. I know she and I had some words, but it wasn’t that serious to me. This group of women has words all the time and still show up to each other’s events, so I didn’t think she would miss an event for her best friend just because of me.” Plus, I figured that Porsha would want the camera time since she really has no story line aside from shit talking and spreading rumors about other people this season.
I figured that Kandi would be loving it when Shamea decided to shit talk Phaedra at the engagement party, but she actually said, “I didn’t have an opinion. Phaedra and I have had enough drama this year already, so I didn’t want to add to it by commenting on what Shamea said.”
Unfortunately for Kandi, she did not know about everything that went down until after the fact. Kandi added, “If Sheree [Whitfield] had told us everything that Phaedra said, I would’ve had plenty to say, but she didn’t, so I was trying not to add to the mess.” Don’t worry, Kandi. If anyone is going to “add to the mess,” it will be Sheree and/or Porsha. They are all about shit stirring whenever possible.
Even though Porsha skipped out on Shamea’s engagement party, she did actually come through for the glamping trip and she brought her sister….and a “doctor’s note” recommending that she do so. I watched the episode and saw that the therapist suggested that Porsha should bring someone along who can she trust and support, but I had no idea a doctor would write a note to bring a little sister on a trip. That just seems way too outrageous for real life, but then again this is reality TV.
No one was even giving Porsha shit for bringing a plus one, so it was pretty ridiculous when she just whipped out that doctor’s note. Kandi remarked, “I wish you all could’ve seen that note! You would’ve thought it was some B.S. just like most of us did.” Yes, same Kandi. SAME. I would love to check out the wording on that and do a background check on the doctor.
This doctor’s note is the most absurd piece of paper in RHOA history….Well, second to Cynthia Bailey’s infamous friendship contract that she wrote out for NeNe Leakes. Pretty much nothing will top that one.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK PORSHA IS A GOOD FRIEND TO SHAMEA? DO YOU THINK PORSHA REALLY NEEDED A DOCTOR’S NOTE FOR THE CAMPING TRIP?
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The apocalypse is upon us once again. The world already ended once on The 100, and now it's about to end a second time. As we learned in the season three finale last year, the...
We get it: there are some people in Montauk that aren’t happy about the show Summer House being associated with their city. Here’s the thing though: the most publicity this show gets is from the Montauk residents and government officials who speak out against it, so irony is just too good there. Not only are some Montauk natives against the reality TV show, now there’s a new grievance against the cast since there’s a possibility that they are violating the law with the number of people they have staying in the house.
And in other “not giving a shit” news related to Summer House, Kyle Cooke gave zero f***s when it came to getting cast for the show and he continues to party on despite the local haters.
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If I didn’t want people to associate something with me, then I would not be talking about it CONSTANTLY. That’s what baffles my mind when it comes to anyone from Montauk who’s against Summer House shooting there. I get the point about preserving their beloved town and all that, but the cast has done nothing to the town and they’re not representing Montauk. They’re representing themselves- period.
Nevertheless, the Montauk naysayers are still speaking out. Chamber of Commerce President Paul Monte talked to Patch about the possible rental violations. Apparently only four unrelated people are allowed to stay in the same summer house. Monte remarked, “To us, that’s flagrantly saying, ‘Okay, guys, come on out and get a share house. ‘Summer House’ has nine people. . .come out and do the same. ”
So what does Bravo have to say about that? Jason Tolbert, the director of publicity for the PR company behind Summer House, explained that the cast was not violating any rules: “The rental registry law states that up to four unrelated people can be registered for the house. In this case, five people were legally registered, as two of them were related (the Wirkus sisters).” But what about the rest of the cast. Apparently the “other four cast members featured in the show were simply visitors” and Tolbert emphasized “the fact that they’re visitors is actually addressed in the series.”
Apparently that isn’t good enough for the Chamber of Commerce President since he said Summer House is “violating, at least, the spirit of the law.” Well, violating the “spirit of the law” and actually violating the law are two very different things.
And since that point really makes no sense, Monte just reverted back to the original (yet repetitive) argument: “The show is awful. Montauk shouldn’t even be referenced in it, as far as I’m concerned,” Monte said. The cast doesn’t even do anything that bad. There have been WAY worse antics on reality TV shows in the past. At this point, the Montauk naysayers are associating Summer House with Montauk more often than the show ever mentions it.
The show pretty much consists of them having pool parties at their own house and making booty calls to exes. It really does nothing to disparage the town of Montauk or its establishments in any way.
RELATED: Montauk Residents Are Against The Show Summer House & It Hasn’t Even Aired Yet
If they need some lessons in being more chill, the Montauk officials should just look to Summer House star Kyle. He does not seem to give an eff about much and I’m living for it. In a world of people who would do anything to get on reality TV, Kyle ended up on this show without really trying. In an interview with Page Six, he admitted, “I responded to a casting email for s–ts and giggles.” And that attitude is exactly why he makes for good TV.
So how did Bravo get in touch with Kyle out of nowhere? It all comes back to the Wirkus twins. Kyle revealed, “I’ve been going up to Montauk for years … and as it turns out, the same producers were talking to the twins [cast mates Ashley and Lauren Wirkus] and one thing led to another and we were starting to round up our group of friends who we had already done houses with.” Easy enough.
What does Kyle think about all the chatter about some Montauk officials and residents being less than supportive of Summer House? Kyle surmises, “I understand that they’re dealing with a lot in terms of crowds and such, so anytime that a town is gaining popularity to the point where capacity is an issue, any town is going to push back when they hear it’s going to be a TV show. I think that’s completely normal.” Exactly. And in all honesty, no one is associating these weekend residents with the town itself. They are commuting from Manhattan and filming a show that’s about their lives on the weekend, not Montauk specifically.
It is just par for the course in all honesty. Not everyone is going to be supportive of everything, but it’s just the negative Nancy’s who make the headlines. Kyle explained, “We went out in Montauk every single weekend, we filmed all over Montauk, we also filmed all over the Hamptons. Everyone welcomed us in, supportive of the show, and sure we get a little rowdy, but we’re all professionals and treat the town and anybody we met with respect.” What has this cast done to disrespect the town or any of its establishments or residents? Sure, they’ve talked shit about and to each other, but they have not disrupted Montauk…. from what we’ve seen so far.
RELATED: Summer House Stars Dish About What Goes Down When They’re In Montauk
Personally, I think the show is hilarious entertainment. Keep on partying, kids. I support you and hope there’s a second season, especially since Kyle said, “We’re all on board. It’s very easy for us to say hell yes, let’s do it again.” If they don’t party in Montauk, they’re going to do it somewhere else if Bravo wants to film this show and I’m all for it. There are bigger problems in the world than people getting drunk at a local bar.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK THE SUMMER HOUSE CAST’S BEHAVIOR REFLECTS POORLY ON MONTAUK?
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “soapy twins” Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson were in the Watch What Happens Live clubhouse last night to dish on the newest episode and more.
Eileen and Rinna gush over what a great time they had at Kyle Richards‘ Great Gatsby party, despite the freezing cold. The two danced the night away, much more than what we saw in the episode. “We had a ball.”
Andy plays a clip of Brandi Glanville‘s recent appearance in the clubhouse. In it, she bashes Lisa Rinna as full of shit and fake. Andy asks Lisa her thoughts on the things Brandi said. Lisa wordlessly responds with:
Eileen chimes in, “First of all, Brandi isn’t on the show anymore. She doesn’t know what the hell is going on. She’s throwing shit at Lisa all the time for no reason. There’s no validity to it.”
A viewer asks why Lisa is stirring the pot, citing that she used to be much more chilled out. “I don’t think I’m stirring the pot, no.”
Why do they think Vanderpump was willing to move on with Rinna but not so much with Eileen? They both don’t think that’s true. Eileen says “I think because initially she thought Lisa was giving her an apology. Initially she thought you were apologizing for everything, so she kind of warmed up to you.” Rinna says “maybe.” Eileen adds, “until she realized maybe that wasn’t the case.”
A caller asks Lisa why she thinks it’s okay to keep going to Eden Sassoon and talking about Kim Richards behind her back when Eden doesn’t know Kim or her situation? “Actually I’m not talking to Eden. I did that one time, if you saw in the episode. I have told Eden that I don’t want to talk about it anymore. So it’s really Eden’s choice to do that.” She adds, “I talked to her after game night. We were hoping that it would help to heal the situation and move on so I don’t know why it’s continuing because I want to move on and be done with it.”
Lisa continues, “What you didn’t see is that I had a scene with Eden and I told her that I no longer thought it was a good idea to talk about Kim Richards. We were done and need to move on and she continues.”
What are Lisa‘s thoughts on Dorit telling LVP about her bag of pills? She smiles and laughs and stumbles to find words to explain her thoughts on it. She jokes, “I need my bag of pills.”
Does Eileen agree that Kyle‘s an enabler for Kim? “No, I really don’t.”
How would Eileen rate Erika‘s read for Young & the Restless? “I thought she did a great job. She was under a huge amount of pressure and she brought it. She totally brought it, she hit her mark and she did exactly what she was supposed to do. She was great.”
Have Rinna‘s girls had any awkward exchanges with Yolanda Foster‘s girls (Gigi and Bella) given that she accused their mom of having Munchhausen? “No, not at all. Delilah next week (on the show) is going to be in the Tommy Hilfiger show with Gigi. And Gigi was lovely. Those girls are lovely.”
If Kim Richards apologized for what she insinuated about Harry, would Lisa forgive her? “Absolutely.”
Does Rinna think she’s going to ruin her relationship with Kyle by talking about Kim so much? “I love Kyle. I really, really do. If you keep watching it’s going to play out. A lot of things happen and just keep watching.”
Andy asks what Harry would’ve done if he had been at the dinner party where Dorit and PK got on her about the deaths in her family and Eileen chimes in, saying they were after her more than Rinna. Lisa says, “they came after both of us. I think Harry Hamlin would’ve even have had time for it. He would just be like…”
Polls of the night:
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I figured with Kroy Biermann’s former team the Atlanta Falcons headed for the Super Bowl this Sunday that he and Kim Zolciak would be around to support the team, but the Don’t Be Tardy stars are enjoying some relaxation on the beach instead.
For all I know, they are headed straight to Houston to root for Kroy’s old team. Although Kroy doesn’t seem to be anything but supportive of the Falcons, I am definitely feeling some jealousy…about their beach vacation while I am stuck in the winter weather. In true Kim fashion, she made sure to post a ton of photos to document their trip
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If you are like me and you’re stuck freezing to death (or being dramatic) in the cold weather, then maybe Kim and Kroy’s vacation pics will make you feel some vicarious sunshine.
RELATED: Kim Zolciak Takes ANOTHER Beach Vacation With Kroy Biermann!
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Every season has a villain and man, did The Bachelor find one in Corinne Olympios. In fact, the contestant currently competing in Nick Viall's season of the ABC reality hit has...Look Bravo, I’m tired of Kim Richards. I think I may have said this before, no? In fact, if I could get through an entire season or recap of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills without saying her name it would be wonderful. I’m sure Kyle Richards feels likewise.
Instead I’d prefer an endless loop of Lisa Vanderpump, going all 20’s gangsterina waving that long cigarette around while she purred a warning to Eden Sassoon.* Because the return of a cigarette while administering prophecy and warnings is the most classically amazing RHOBH thing ever… And this people is why LVP is my eternal favorite. Even if she is manipulating, she’s doing so with a style, glamour, and sophistication that is delightful.
LVP gives the people what they want, and the people want drama – the good kind! What people don’t want is more of Kim’s slurry excuses or Eden’s mish-mashed mumbo-jumbo. Instead put that shit in a smoothie with some of Lisa Rinna‘s Xanax!
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We all know that no matter what Kim and Kyle say and swear and desperately avow on a stack of Chanel, Kim is never going to change. She says horrible things to others, and will never show remorse or take responsibility. Her entire life is blaming the sock for bunching up inside her shoe yet refusing to change the f–king socks. I don’t know where they scrounged up Eden, a woman who surely has more going on in her life than this, but Eden better watch it cause the Wrath Of Richards is the only biblical thing about them. Well, that and kaftans. However, poisoned fruit? That’s solely Harry Hamlin‘s deal!
RELATED – Kyle Calls Eden’s Accusations “Unconscionable”!
When Eden talks I hear Blah, Blah, Blah… when I find out her awkward hugs are something belong in a Seinfeld episode (and she gives Kyle one while wearing a puffy shirt!!!!), I am even more skeeved out. The only thing skeevier is that Dorit Kemsley behaved as a voice of reason amid all this malarkey, and she looked super chic doing it.
To begin, Kyle is throwing a party she stole from Kris Jenner, in a house she doesn’t own. Apparently people have been bemoaning the death of Kyle’s infamous White Party so she decided to really switch things up by doing a Gatsby party. Did I add that Kyle seems to have no idea what the Roaring 20’s actually was? Maybe she thought that was a euphemism for Kim’s early adulthood?
But you know, Kyle’s not so good on clarifying her definitions. Like when she insists she’s not an enabler while constantly defending Kim’s bad behavior. I’ll help her sort things out:
Enabler: (noun)
I don’t blame Kyle. I think she has tried long and hard with Kim and has finally given up, because she’d rather just take what she can get of the good stuff while trying to distance herself from the bad. As a person who has personally been there with a sibling, I SO GET IT. But you know what, even if Eden thinks she gets it, she doesn’t know their history and should focus on keeping her legs toned instead. Or at least come at them less aggressively.
Well anyway, Kyle apparently thinks this stolen party in a stolen house wearing clothes Eileen Davidson probably stole from the Y&R set makes it worth it for LVP to helicopter home from Capri early to attend. She’s probably right – after all, Kyle’s party planner wants to do a Walmart run from a $100 million dollar Malibu estate, and she’s got absinthe and giant lamps everywhere like it’s Alice In Wonderland, so naturally Kyle needs someone to play the role of wise smoking oracle, and who better than LVP in a giant updo?! Know this: The crown, Erika Jayne, you see it sparkling, but it’s made of smoke rings you’ll never be able to grab.
I should get back on track here cause I sound like I’ve been hitting up an absinthe bar. Or Lipsa’s baggie of ‘vitamins’ – “When Boredom and Emotional Fatigue Bring On A Housewife Headache…” visit your friendly neighborhood Rinnasist!
Lipsa, though, she’s trying to act good and normal this episode, so she throws an old fashioned BBQ and makes Harry do all the work. Apparently she’s been bragging of HH’s meat, and Erika is curious, very curious, to sample it. Unfortunately the party is almost derailed because HH decided to also make his equally famous pies (which were the subject of a pie-off with Cindy Crawford), yet neither he nor Lipsa know where they keep their rolling pin and they’re not sure they have flour. The housekeeper finds both – the flour was in the garage. What exactly are they cooking in there?!
While Lipsa scuttles around setting the table, the wives roll in. All are dressed semi-casually for a change, and Dorit and Harry are dressed like twins. Eden, however, Ms. Roadside Zen gleaned from Chicken Soup For The Spoiled Bitch’s Idea Of A Soul, arrives frazzled and upset over Kim. An encounter she had with Kim at PK’s birthday party over a week ago to be specific. Apparently Kim was mean and dismissive – you know, her usual!
After the party Eden had a dinner with Dorit during which she ranted non-stop about Kim, and now at this BBQ she’s ready to explode. Has Eden been drinking one of Rinna’s smoothies and it’s given her diarrhea of the mouth? Lipsa, however, is not pleased that Eden is bringing drama into her home – see, Lipsa is only allowed to bring drama into other people’s homes!
Dorit sits Eden down and explains that she really needs to speak with Kyle directly. Eden is really literal or something and gathers all the women, round-table style, so she can publicly share how Kim hurt her feelings. Meanwhile the dog is shitting in the grass behind them. The dog is the true voice of reason on this show. One by one the ladies find excuses to leave the conversation until there were 2, and Kyle lets Eden know that she really needs to just stop.
Well at least HH’s meat lived up to expectations!
Moving right along, Erika visits Eileen on set of Young & The Restless to do her formal audition in front of the camera. I actually thought Erika did great! And we got some acting advice from Eileen: a good actor always listens. Oh does she? Well Eileen may want to consider taking her own advice!
Then Dorit laments how she’s too fat and needs to get in shape for fashion, so she works out with the human equivalent of the Terminator who has Dorit bench pressing cases of Cristal, doing sprints with garment racks filled with gowns – in heels! – and climbing in and out of limos in mini skirts 300 times, then doing a complete outfit, hair, and makeup change in 10 minutes, finally holding poses on the red carpet for 10 minute intervals. It’s hard work being a trophy wife!
By the time Kyle’s party rolls around, Dorit is pooped! Truly everyone seems over the nonstop drama, which is really too bad because the only thing available is a port-a-potty. Can they not use the toilets inside the house they’re squatting in? Anyway, in the limo to the party Dorit reveals to Kyle that Eden has hooked her little claw around the idea that Kyle is enabling a wayward and cannot Kim. I don’t consider this was gossiping – I think Kyle does have a right to know this information.
Kyle arrives at the party unsettled by the news, and now nothing is going to plan! While Kyle is complaining to Kim about the music not being loud enough and the myriad of other issues, Eden invites herself into the conversation, CROUCHES ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF THEM WHILE WEARING A GOWN, and shares that Kim and Kyle remind her so much of her own relationship with her sister so, after reading tea leaves and using the pilates reformer for 2 hours straight, she’s had a vision – a warning of apocalypse that that end is nigh and it is she who holds the keys to salvation through her advice. All answers can be Kim and Kyle’s with the purchase of a membership to Eden’s gym, washing with Vidal Sassoon for two months straight, and enjoying one of her smoothies at least 3 times per day.
RELATED – Kris Jenner’s Gatsby-Themed Party: Photos!
Eden’s other warning is that Kyle’s friends are the one warning her of Kim’s issues… And just who might those friends be Kim and Kyle wonder? Uh 0h…
Honestly, Kim is annoying; Eden is annoying – Camille Grammer is right they should just go off and be friends. Even Kyle admits Kim needs some sober friends. But both Kim and Kyle just want Eden and her icky worries away from them. While Eden is beseeching Kyle and Kim to take her seriously and Kim is rambling about AA rules she herself doesn’t seem to practice, Eileen and Lipsa watch on, curious, but glad to be on the peripheral. Then they do the Charleston and find they’ve danced themselves right into a port-a-potty, surrounded by shit. Hilariously PK compares them to balcony occupants Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets. Sometimes art really does imitate life!
Finally LVP arrives, late and making a stunning entrance, waving a cigarette wand, sparkling with diamonds, and greeting Erika (who really oughtta wear Zelda hair every day) with a warning that she’s taken her fabulous and raised it a notch.
On the plus side, Erika and PK had a normal conversation during which Erika explained that she’s a very guarded person – except when it comes to her vajaynejay.
Unfortunately after her disastrous conversation with Kim and Kyle, Eden is in a state of turmoil. She attempts to find solace in LVP, but instead is warned that LVP will not have Kyle trifled with. After all, she must keep Kyle firmly under her manicured and diamond be-ringed thumb!
Honestly, though, LVP is a good friend and when you’ve earned that friendship, I don’t know why you’d want to waste it. Maybe Lipsa has an answer at the bottom of the Love Jar Eden gave her?
TELL US – BEST ROARING TWENTIES COSTUME? IS EDEN OUT OF CONTROL OR DOES SHE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED?
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*If you have never watched Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, I implore you to get on Netflix immediately and binge watch. OMG the costumes! The style! YES! YES! YES!
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