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Tuesday, March 15, 2016
‘BBB 16’: Renan diz que Geralda e Matheus estão sendo falsos no jogo
A ida para o segundo andar no último domingo mexeu de fato com a cabeça de Renan. Eliminado no último paredão triplo do “Big Brother Brasil 16”, disputado com Geralda Ronan, ele voltou a afirmar que acha que Matheus está sendo falso no jogo. O...
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Big Brother Canada 4: Week #3 Recap
It’s been yet another hectic weekend in the Big Brother Canada house. If you haven’t been able to keep up, don’t worry! We’ve got you covered here as we recap this week so far as we head into Thursday’s third eviction of the season!
Source: Global TV Canada
Please be advised that there are spoilers below, including events that have not yet aired on the television show. Do not read further if you do not wish to be spoiled.
As already revealed on the television show, Loveita won Head of Household for the second time this season on Thursday night, narrowly beating out Nick for the crown! What we didn’t find out until Sunday night’s show is that she had overheard Cassandra trash talking her immediately after her victory.
Loveita worked herself back into a prime position in the game, although she’s still somewhat ostracized from the house. Nikki has grown close to her as well, though bonding over their distaste for Kelsey has been a part of that. At some point on Thursday night after some fun drinking games, Nikki confronted Kelsey about not liking her. She said that it wasn’t the case and later told her allies that she think Nikki has problems with alcohol.
Meanwhile, discussions of who to nominate were already coming up with Loveita being on the fence regarding whether or not to target the alliance of Kelsey, Jared, and Raul. Prior to the eviction, they had cut a deal if they kept her, and she was hoping to stick to it. But many of the floaters like Joel, Tim, and Mitch were advising her to go for the glory and make a big move, and that they didn’t expect the Third Wheel alliance to stick to their promise to Loveita. She expressed a desire to nominate Kelsey, but ultimately worried it would lead to her being a target the next week once again.
Loveita had discussions with Third Wheel and they repeated that they’d be loyal to her, and she felt that they would hold to their word but still expressed issues trusting them to the cameras and her fellow houseguests. She told Mitch that she felt Kelsey is fake and has a horrible attitude. Ultimately, she felt like playing it safe was the best way to avoid becoming a target in the weeks to come and nominated Cassandra for her comments about her and Christine for their lack of a connection.
After nominations, Jared thanked Loveita for sticking to her word and she told him that Cassandra was her intended target. Shortly after, Cassandra apologized to Loveita about her comments. Joel was in this conversation with them and they discussed potential backdoor options if they were to save Cassandra from the block with the Power of Veto. Cassandra mentioned nominating Nick and Philippe and it was something that some of the other houseguests were discussing as a good plan as well.
Kelsey attempted to push the idea of Loveita backdooring Maddy if the Power of Veto was used, but Loveita was not fond of the idea as they’ve been fairly close. Kelsey told Cassandra she was attempting to keep her, but Cassandra was not happy with this and the two argued, with Cass saying she wanted to take care of this herself.
Ramsey, Dallas, and Jared were selected to play in the Power of Veto along with Loveita, Christine, and Cassandra. Dallas ended up winning the Power of Veto, and many conversations started taking place about potential backdoor options that Loveita and Dallas can explore together.
Many were suggesting that she should backdoor Philippe and Nick, but Loveita said she wasn’t going to do that. After that, Dallas and a few of the others pushed to see Jared backdoored, while she more strongly considered the idea of putting Kelsey up as a replacement if Dallas used the Power of Veto. Meanwhile, Loveita also worked on creating new alliances, particularly with Joel, Mitch, Tim, and Nikki.
Loveita worried about not having the votes to take out Jared if he was put up as a replacement. Ultimately, she ended up telling Dallas and others pushing for a Jared backdoor that someone else could take care of it next week, and she ultimately told Dallas she didn’t want him to use the Power of Veto, so he didn’t.
Once again, the vote is up in the air with many houseguests wanting to go against Loveita’s wishes of taking out Cassandra this week. Tim in particular has given mixed signals about whether he wants to keep Cassandra who he is extremely close to or if he wants to take her out so that he doesn’t get too involved with her. It’ll unfold in the next couple of days as we close out week three and bring in week four this Thursday!
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The People v. O.J. Simpson Tackles Those Infamous Gloves: How They Tore Everyone Apart
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The People v. O.J. Simpson Tackles Those Infamous Gloves: How They Tore Everyone Apart
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Renan é eliminado do ‘BBB 16’ em paredão com 92 milhões de votos
A casa do “Big Brother Brasil 16’’ perdeu seu exemplar de beleza. Renan foi eliminado com 6 pontos e deu adeus ao prêmio de R$ 1,5 milhão. O bonitão disputava o paredão, que teve 92 milhões de votos, com Geralda e Ronan, considerado coadjuvante...
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FitzSimmons Just Made a Discovery That Could Change Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Forever
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Yolanda Foster's Marriage Just Began to Crumble on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Pretty Little Liars Twin Revealed! Plus, Who Hooked Up in the Finale?
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Tuesday Tea – March 15th
Nothing surprises me about famous people anymore – Dlisted
Jojo slams Ben for leading her on – Celeb Dirty Laundry
I really love my dog, but I don’t know about this – Celebitchy
Update on Phaedra Parks’ crazy lawsuit delays – Tamara Tattles
I’m curious to see the details on this – IDLYITW
Is this couple considering a reality show? – After Ellen
Do you think Indiana Jones will ask Shia LaBeouf back? – Dlisted
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Report: Yolanda Foster Refused To Discuss Divorce During Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion!
Last week the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion taped. Lisa Vanderpump already bemoaned the horrors of the day, but according to sources it seriously was a dramatic hot mess of sobbing, apologies, and friendships betrayed! Oh, and Lyme Disease – there is always that!
“Overall, the reunion was rough. There were a few walk-offs,” explains a source. “But it was not as vicious as last season.”
Most unsurprising was Yolanda Foster‘s refusal to address her divorce – which she hid so far all season from cameras and the other ladies.
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Even when pressed by Andy Cohen about what happened with David Foster, an insider tells E! News Yolanda remained “stoic” when questioned and insisted she didn’t think something that personal belonged on reality television. Yet, sitting down to discuss her will with her children is totally fine! #AttentionSeekingItis Yolanda’s guard dog Erika Girardi jumped into defend her to Andy, who did not take too kindly. Oooohhh… Erika – tsk, tsk!
Given that her non-sobriety was a major storyline all season, Kim Richards appeared to confront the ladies on how much they hurt her feelings by pointing out her obvious lack of sobriety. Her number one target – why Lisa Rinna, of course. “Kim broke down crying at one point over how much she said Lisa had hurt her,” reveals an insider. “Lisa apologized to her.”
Tonight Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills returns. With the season only HALF over, it’s surprising the reunion filmed so early, but I’ve heard this season’s filming went extra long to wrap up all the drama.
Yolanda throws a dinner party which results in disaster! David questions his marriage to Yolanda as he struggles to deal with her Lyme Disease. Meanwhile Lipsa confronts Yolanda over her manipulations, while LVP is called out for allegedly convincing Lipsa to bring up Munchausen!
Reality Tea will be live-tweeting, so make sure to join us!
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Better Call Saul Renewed for Season 3 at AMC
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Downton Abbey Movie "Should Definitely" Happen, Says Star Tom Cullen
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Will Ben and Lauren Get Married on TV? The Bachelor Couple Sounds Off on Wedding Plans
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Vanderpump Rules After Show: Lala Kent & Scheana Marie Bicker; Lisa Vanderpump Says Stassi Schroeder Has NOT Changed
On the final Vanderpump Rules After Show of the season, Lala Kent, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz, and Lisa Vanderpump dish on Tom and Katie’s engagement party. Scheana Marie is there, as well, but all she does is make bitchy comments to Lala. Someone’s feeling quite threatened.
Lala admits that she was “heavily intoxicated” at Tom and Katie‘s engagement party. About interrupting Kristen Doute‘s speech, she shares, “I have massive anxiety when people repeat themselves. I was ready to have her wrap it up.”
Scheana, who is insufferable this entire segment, says to Lala, “It was so rude and so disrespectful whether we were all thinking it or not. It wasn’t your day. It was not. It had nothing to do with you. You were barely invited.”
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Moving on to Kristen calling Lala a ratchet whore bag, Lala says, “I don’t mind ratchet. I am a little bit ratchet. That’s not really offensive. The whore thing, it is like, pick up a dictionary, bitch.”
Scheana interrupts, “One could say that same about you, talking shit about me on Twitter. You should pick up a dictionary too.” Lala argues, “I am an educated woman,” to which Scheana says, “You don’t talk like you are at all. Your behavior the last couple of months does not come off as educated to me.” They go back and forth a bit more, then Lala bemoans, “It’s like sand box days. I feel like I’m back in preschool.”
Lala points out that she physically pushed Kristen because she questioned her mother’s parenting, adding, “I am 25 years old. She was finished raising me a long time ago. My actions don’t reflect the way I was raised, so don’t bring my mom up, cause we’re going to have a problem.” Scheana throws another “what mature people do” comment in Lala’s direction.
Lala acknowledges that she’s “not in a good place” with the group but is all “no bother” about it. The hosts suggest Scheana give Lala advice on how to act around the group. Scheana whines, “She doesn’t take my advice. I’ve been giving it all year.” Lala says, “It’s too sappy. Be my friend or don’t be my friend.”
Please let Scheana join Brandi Glanville in the Bitter Ex Bravo Stars club sooner rather than later.
Katie, Tom, and Lisa are up next. “These two are very sweet,” gushes Lisa. “I very rarely have to chastise them. They’re always good in my book.”
About the engagement party, Lisa says she “absolutely” expected Kristen to show up. “I should have put up more security to keep her out,” she snarks. “But, it wasn’t my party, it was their party and I didn’t want to ruin anything about it. As much as I wanted to punch them in the face… I wanted to kick them out…I really did… I held back.”
Lisa admits she took issue with Kristen‘s speech, “I know Katie disagreed with [Lala heckling Kristen], but I was supremely irritated by them getting up there and hijacking the show after they busted their way in. They should’ve been kind of deferential and a little bit quieter, but suddenly they were holding court.”
“But it’s not Lala‘s place,” argues Katie. “If you would have said something, I would have been a little hesitant, but Lala? First of all, she lucky to have been there at all.”
About James bragging about the brownies he ate and the joints he smoked before the party, Lisa says, “I don’t understand why he would celebrate being sober by getting high. It just doesn’t equate, but maybe in his mind, it does. He thinks he’s being really well-behaved because he’s not drinking.” That said, in Katie‘s opinion, James was drunk as well as high.
Lisa says it was “good to have some resolution” as a result of Stassi‘s return.
“For me, she was very sincere, or so I thought,” shares Lisa. “She came up to me, off camera, apart from when we had that intense meeting. She came up to me afterwards and said, ‘I really mean this.’ Then I watch the episode and see her trashing me and saying, ‘All this woman ever did for me was let me serve a couple of crispy chickens.’ I think she hasn’t changed.”
During her segment, Stassi defends herself, “I feel like I’ve done what it takes with the people that I really care about. I’m not saying that every person in this group is someone that is my best friend. That’s not true at all. The people that I really care about and am friends with, they know. That’s all that really matters.”
TELL US – PRETENDING THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE OR THE OTHER NEXT SEASON, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE LALA OR SCHEANA RETURN?
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Adam Lind Complains About Chelsea Houska Wanting More Child Support & Reveals Her TM2 Salary!
Adam Lind is quitting of Teen Mom 2 because the show makes him look bad and complains that Chelsea Houska is fighting for him to pay higher child support, which he’s decided isn’t fair given how much Chelsea earns from the show.
Oh this is undeservedly rich, settle in…
First of all, Adam is basically a negligent parent who is barely involved in Aubree’s life, a fact which he blames on Chelsea (not his own disastrous issues). In a series of complaints on an instagram post, Adam whines about paying $975 per month in child support for Aubree and reveals how much Chelsea earns from Teen Mom 2. “Last year was 250k for lil princess,” Adam ranted. “Chelsea’s contract will be up to 300k plus for new seasons.”
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Interestingly Adam also confirmed that he earns close to the same salary as Chelsea, but apparently he doesn’t want to waste his precious ‘hard-earned’ money supporting his kids. WHAAAAA. Also, Adam has principles now, and is leaving Teen Mom 2 complaining, “It’s not worth the money anymore. I just want away from this fake ass shit and drama.”
“They already have been offering me more money…and also they are also wanting to do another show just for the fathers,” Adam added. “It don’t matter the amount of money anymore. I’m so much better than being bribed by money. I wasn’t raised to be greedy and sucked into this evil world.” The Ashley’s Reality Roundup confirmed that Adam was being accurate about how much MTV pays the cast, but notes that only the ‘original dads’ are earning nearly as much as the moms.
The Ashley also reports that the 8th season of Teen Mom 2 is currently up in the air, since one of the girls (likely Chelsea) wants to quit, but MTV is figuring out how to continue either without her or by casting 4 new girls. I’m not sure if that means from that same season of 16 and Pregnant, or possibly from various seasons of 16&P.
Adam’s other lament is that all of Aubree’s earnings from the show – up to $50,000 at this point – are in an account only Chelsea can access. Randy Houska denied this, tweeting, “Aub’s money is in an account that only can be used for her. For college.” (This is true – all the kids from the show are set-up with separate ‘trust’ accounts that cannot be accessed until they turn 18)
Adam then expressed his disgust that Chelsea is demanding more child support and taking him to court. “Chelsea won’t respond or cooperate without a lawyer. And she’s also trying for more child support. She feels $975 a month is necessary. Guess her lil pig, 6 dogs, new Jeep and house just isn’t enough and needs more extra money. Court it is.”
Papa Randy then got on twitter to dispel Adam’s lies and confirm that, yes, Chelsea is taking him back to court, but only because Adam has been WAY underpaying for years!
Per Randy’s tweets, as recorded by Starcasm: “Child support isn’t set by Chelsea, it is set by income. [Adam has] been paying $170/mo for 6 years, same as an unemployed dad. Court ordered to pay medical insurance since Aubree was born. Never.Paid.Once. Child support hearing? No show, then whine about ruling.”
“Someone paying lowest allowable child support for 6 years and making ‘big bucks’ complaining about having to man up and pay?… invested more in a Corvette in one month than he has paid in child support for his entire child’s life.”
YES!
With that, Adam says after the season 7 reunion show he’s leaving Teen Mom 2. “I’m sick of being known as the guy from Teen Mom but instead I’m going to be known for bodybuilding and fitness.” Fitness?! I thought he wanted to make pornos?
Adam continues, “Its all fake and staged and MTV tells them both to do things to me to keep ratings hot.”
“I fly out to NYC for Season 7 Reunion Show with their ‘stars’ and after that I’m done,” Adam added. “I will be milking out for a free trip to NYC one last time so Stasia [his girlfriend] has the opportunity to see NYC for free. And then I’m out.”
Adam also said he won’t be signing off on allowing Aubree and Paislee to film the show. Can he even do that given that Chelsea has sole custody?
Adam concluded by whining that MTV will probably contact him for making negative comments about the show, but he doesn’t care.
Just a reminder, season 7 premieres March 21!
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Fans, Get Ready to See What Hive Is Truly Capable Of
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Mariah Carey to Star in a Series for E!
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The Bachelor's Lauren Admits Learning Fiancé Ben Said He Loved JoJo Was "a Punch in the Gut"
The Bachelor had some explaining to do. Fans of The Bachelor were left stunned when Ben Higgins said "I love you" to two women in the penultimate episode, a first in the...from E! Online (US) - TV News http://www.eonline.com/news/748801/the-bachelor-s-lauren-admits-learning-fiance-ben-said-he-loved-jojo-was-a-punch-in-the-gut?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-tvnews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_tvnews
Tom Schwartz Not Surprised Kristen And Stassi Crashed His Engagement Party
This season of Vanderpump Rules resulted in an uncharacteristically happy ending (or beginning!) for Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney, who celebrated their engagement at Lisa Vanderpump’s Villa Rosa during the final episode. While Tom describes the celebration as a “fantasy,” it turned into a bit of a nightmare when the ghosts-of-hot-messes-past arrived in the form of Kristen Doute and Stassi Schroeder.
Tom says he wasn’t ruffled by Kristen and Stassi’s entrance, though! He says the event “was a nice healthy mix of excitement, joy, and anticipation heading into the engagement party. I was being cheap at first but eventually loosened the purse strings.”
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“Having my mom there was a dream come true! Honestly the whole thing felt like a fantasy,” blogs Tom. “There were moments where it was a pain in the ass, but still fantasy land.”
Was this “fantasy land” tainted by Stassi and Kristen crashing? Nah. Tom admits he kind of expected this sort of behavior from the two of them. “If I’m being totally honest I was not surprised they showed up. Doute never lets a little thing like not being invited stop her and I personally invited Stassi, so yeah. I was happy to have them there! I’m a lover.”
RELATED: LISA VANDERPUMP CONTINUES TO DEFEND JAMES KENNEDY
Decidedly NOT lovers are James Kennedy and Jax Taylor, who used VPR’s final episode to beat their chests and howl at each other…as lower primates tend to do. Tom admits the two will never, ever be friends.
He explains, “Jax and James are archenemies. Jax just straight up hates that guy and, honestly, I don’t blame him. James is obnoxious as hell. Jax doesn’t do himself any favors in regards to squashing though. He instigated too. I don’t hate James though; he’s got some positive aspects to him.”
Positive? Like, as in, medical test results? Not sure James did himself any favors this season in the “positive aspects” department! But Schwartzy, as Lisa might say, is a sweetie for claiming so.
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Reality TV Recappers Wanted
Are you a reality TV fan looking for that first step into the world of TV recap writing? If you’ve always wanted to try your hand at recapping and have been looking for a place to start, we might be the perfect fit for you!
Keep reading below to see what we’re looking for.
A few of the shows we’re in need of recappers to cover:
- Teen Mom 2 – premieres March 21st
- Dancing with the Stars – premieres March 21st
- Shahs of Sunset – premieres April 10th
We’re also open to others not listed.
To pitch us on recapping your favorite show, send a sample recap our way by emailing me at editor@realitytea.com!
Please remember that we’re not just looking for the funniest, snarkiest recaps – we want to hear your voice shining through! At Reality Tea we like to have a range of writing styles and viewpoints, so just be you!
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Which TV Shows Are Still in Danger of Getting Canceled?
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Brooks Ayers Shopping A “Tell All” Interview Around; Wants Vicki Gunvalson to Join Him On Air!
Just when we thought our Brooks Ayers Cancer Storyline was in remission, it rears its bogus little head again! Word on the street is that Brooks is shopping around a “tell all” interview as a platform to discuss his cancer diagnosis and behind-the-scenes moments we didn’t see on last season’s Real Housewives of Orange County.
Always the grifter hustler, Brooks is hopes to garner tens of thousands of dollars for his exclusive interview. He’s also hoping ex-girlfriend Vicki Gunvalson will join him! Whaaaaaa?
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Radar reveals that Brooks has been ” promising media outlets that the two would reunite for the first time since their breakup.” These promises are likely as counterfeit as Brooks‘ medical records, as Vicki claims she wants nothing to do with her former Filler of Love Tanks – like, EVER.
Vicki didn’t mince words when she told Radar, “We have been broken up for nine months and I don’t want to talk about his damn cancer.”
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With all of the ladies back for Season 11 of RHOC, which recently began filming, Vicki will likely have to face the music on camera anyway. Some reports revealed that the cast wanted Vicki fired, with cast member Shannon Beador especially adamant about Vicki’s elimination.
But the OG of the OC is indeed back. And as much as she wants to shake off the Brooks Cancergate stink, it’s gonna take more than a hefty spray of V By Vicki to freshen up her image!
TELL US: WOULD YOU WATCH A “TELL ALL” INTERVIEW WITH BROOKS? DO YOU THINK VICKI WOULD EVER JOIN HIM?
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Ohio Voters Explain Themselves
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How Vanderpump Rules Suddenly Became Everyone's Favorite Guilty Pleasure
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Brandi Glanville On Being Rejected By A Dating App, Drinking & Tweeting, Getting Groped By Bill Clinton, And More!
If disappointment in Erika Girardi and/or Kathryn Edwards has you longing for Brandi Glanville to return to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… I present to you a few random quotes from the new episode of Brandi Glanville Unfiltered to snap you out of it.
Brandi‘s guest is comedian Theo Von, but that’s irrelevant, as Brandi’s podcast is forever about Brandi. Also, in case you were wondering if she has changed since last season, Brandi brags about being “super drunk” last Thursday night.
Brandi reveals that she got rejected by Raya, a dating app for famous people. “They said no to me. I didn’t get accepted. All my friends got on it. They were like, ‘Not at this time.’ I went on my friend’s Raya because I wanted to see what I was missing,” admits Brandi. “I pretty much dated all the guys on there anyway.”
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Theo mentions that Matthew Perry is on Raya. Brandi says she hasn’t dated him, but she says she has dated all of his friends, including Matt LeBlanc. “We went on one date,” she shares. “He let his dog eat from his ice cream and then he wanted to kiss. I was like nope.”
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During a conversation about sex, Brandi reveals, “If you’re pulling my tampon out with your teeth, we’re good.”
Brandi admits to her obsession with her Twitter haters, “Drinking and tweeting is still an epidemic today. I argue with a lot of people. I HATE haters. Why are you doing this just to be an a–hole? Really? Go get a life! If you’re taking the time out to say these horrible things about me and you do not even know me, it makes me crazy… er… than I normally am.”
Talking about politics, Theo and Brandi agree that Bill Clinton doesn’t wear the pants in his relationship. “He’s standing outside naked hoping Hillary puts some clothes on him,” jokes Theo.
Brandi claims Bill Clinton grabbed her boob once, “I was taking a picture with him and my ex-husband and he under-cupped it. He really had the boob. I was very excited. My ex-husband was like, ‘You didn’t say anything?’ I’m like, ‘I’m not going to tell the president not to touch my boob.’ He’s sexy. He’s really sexy.”
About Donald Trump, Brandi shares, “I really like Trump as a person. I think he’s cool, he’s smart, he’s witty, and he’s definitely entertaining. I just am very nervous to have that guy near a button that could blow up our world. He’s very combative. You can’t take that back; once you push that button, we’re all dead.”
During a conversation about Theo‘s upcoming tour dates, he says he’s headed to Tacoma, Washington. Where the conversation goes is… just… unbelievable.
Brandi: “And we have Washington, D.C., which is also a state. So we have two Washingtons.” Theo: “Okay, it’s not a state, so that’s interesting.” Brandi: “It’s not?” Theo: “Wow. Jesus Christ.”
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Brandi: “Washington D.C. is a city in where??” Theo: “No maps, huh?” Brandi: “Washington D.C. is not a state?” Theo: “We cannot express enough how much Washington D.C. is not a state. Women everywhere right now are shocked.”
Brandi: “I’m actually fairly bright, but Washington D.C. is a state? It’s a city and a state? <someone clues her in that it’s a district> No, it’s not. Obama lives in a district? The oval office is in a district?”
Later in the podcast, Brandi boasts, “I’m so smart.” <blank stare>
“I have the memory of an elephant,” adds Brandi. “I remember everything even when I try to forget. I wish I could have black-out sex, but I remember it all.”
Brandi announces that she still wipes Jake‘s behind after he goes to the bathroom. Jake is 8. She calls him a pervert, because he likes to smack her on the butt, then she goes on to talk about the shape of her son’s penis. I. Cannot. With. This. Person.
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Whoa, Former Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis Is Interested In JoJo--Will He Try and Join The Bachelorette?
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Jodie Sweetin, Christine Lakin, Beverley Mitchell Are Starring in the Reality Show of Your TV Dreams
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Ashley Darby Appreciates Robyn Dixon’s Openness; Says Karen Huger Overreacted At Her Beach House
The youngest cast member of the Real Housewives of Potomac was put on blast this week by older (and grumpier!) counterparts, Karen Huger and Gizelle Bryant. Their beef? That Ashley Darby’s husband Michael “crashed” their girls’ party the very last night of their 4-day trip. But Ashley is not backing down, nor is she apologizing for Michael’s behavior. After all, she claims, it is her husband they’re talking about. And it was his house they were staying at.
Before getting into the end-of-trip nonsense, Ashley expresses her appreciation for Charrisse Jackson-Jordan’s “Sister Circle” idea, which provoked heartfelt sharing among some of the ladies. “The Sister Circle was a very fulfilling experience. It was a time for all of us to come together and be vulnerable with each other – something we as women are afraid to be at times. Karen shared her worry about her mother’s Alzheimer’s disease, Charrisse shed light on her marriage, and (though it wasn’t shown) I opened up about being a victim of sexual abuse. We were all there to support each other as strong African American women.”
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“Robyn [Dixon’s] story was heartbreaking and took me aback,” admits Ashley, “but opening up about her financial woes and what happened in her past showed that she was comfortable enough to break down that barrier. My intention in Googling Robyn was never to make her feel shameful, but I am closer to Robyn than ever because we had that moment of openness. She has a tough exterior, but her heart is golden.”
Touching on the bad blood between Gizelle Bryant and Katie Rost that came to a head before the trip ended, Ashley explains, “From the beginning of the trip, the tension between Gizelle and Katie was as tense as a stripper’s thong! It was even worse at the Sister Circle when Gizelle called Katie stupid – who the hell wouldn’t get offended by that. Based on her rock-solid facial expression, I could see Katie was feeling intimidated and unwelcome which is not something I want my guests to feel.”
After Ashley asked if Katie wanted to share anything “deep” she claims, “Gizelle made a mockery of an intimate moment by insinuating Katie was on drugs. Completely uncalled for and ridiculously uncool. I was very proud of Katie for asserting herself and making it known that she didn’t appreciate Gizelle’s sideways comments. I learned very early on that you cannot be weak, or else you will be devoured.”
(So, no mention of the fact that non-housewife Brynee was actually the person who originally brought up the accusation of Katie being “on something” the night of her disgusting PDA with boyfriend Andrew??? Why is this Brynee chick getting off so easy!?!? Hmmmm!)
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Ashley is not getting off easily either, it seems. No sooner was she “in” the Potomac matriarch circle, than she was bumped out again! “Getting in good with the ladies of Potomac was one hell of a task, but, mama, I made it!” cheers Ashley. “Even though I’ve been called a hoe, teeny bopper, gold digger – ALL OF THAT – I feel like these women have my back. Not to say we won’t get it on and poppin’ because we all think we’re the bee’s knees, but outsiders will be given the boot.”
Not so fast, though! Karen’s extreme reaction to Michael crashing girls’ night at the drag club changed everything. Ashley breaks it down in her blog: “These menopausal moments are killing me! Listen, Michael is a very thoughtful man who does not make any decision without thinking it through. After four days of bonding, the ladies were about to make their way back to Potomac. Michael knew it’d been a rough time for me with these bougie betties, so he thought it would be fun to host a party night at our home! Let’s be real – these women are not the fun bunch. He also wanted to make it special by surprising me at one of our favorite bars, which I welcomed openly. As a happily married woman I will always get excited to see my man – I’m sorry if no one else can relate.”
“It baffled me that Karen became Ms. Conservative when she walks around with her areola on the verge of popping out,” snarks Ashley. “She’s more likely to get a reaction from a drag queen than my husband – do you see who he’s married to?! There’s a big difference between confidence and delusion. While I thought I had a lot in common with Karen before, I learned that we are very different. I don’t live my life according to image and false pretenses. Through this whole trip, Robyn has been the realest and most fun person. We started off on rocky footing, but Robyn and I can party together anytime – she’s a great beer pong partner.”
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ASHLEY’S TAKE ON THE LADIES? IS SHE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS BUNCH?
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‘BBB 16’: Geralda e Matheus brigam e ela chora no colo de Ronan
Certa ou não, fato é que Geralda está em maus lençóis no “Big Brother Brasil 16”! Depois do papo entre ela e Matheus, quando a aposentada confessou ao seu “filho”, que votou nele, ela caiu em prantos. Gegê desabafou com Ronan e Munik sobre a...
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Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap: Engaged In The Art Of War
Last night’s season finale of Vanderpump Rules celebrated the love of Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz with a “linen and lace” themed engagement party where Lala Kent spoke for the collective masses and told Kristen Doute to shut up. Obviously Kristen didn’t listen to this valuable advice!
Pre-party Lala, who knows everyone hates her, is having massive anxiety about what to wear and how to act. Especially because James Kennedy, the littlest weasel at SUR, informed Lala that Kristen called her a “ratchet whorebag.” Hilariously Lala turns to Scheana Marie for advice on how not to look like a “whorebag” – Lala is OK with the ratchet part. Scheana, hilariously, advises her to dress as if she’s meeting someone’s mother – which means keep it classy. Scheana isn’t too devoted to Lala’s concerns however, because OF COURSE she has her own issues to worry about, like why Ariana Madix is keeping her distance!
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Ummm… honestly the delusionality of Kristen calling anyone else a “whorebag” is hilarious – exactly how many people has she slept with this season alone? Let us count: James, Aleks, Kevin, Carter, James again. Did I overlook anyone? Sounds like someone is projecting onto Lala!
Jax Taylor returned from Hawaii. After 24-hours on no sleep, he’s back at the studio apartment he begrudgingly shares with Brittany Cartwright to have a meltdown. Jax can’t handle the close quarters and blames Brittany for moving here and clogging up his personal space. I mean where is he gonna bring girls to?! Jax informs a speechless Brittany, sitting there making open-mouthed fish faces, that jail was the first time he’d felt at peace in months! Poor Brittany whines that she doesn’t want to be in LA, working at Hooters, but she did it for Jax! One thing she hasn’t done for Jax is look for a bigger apartment for them, because apparently boob jobs prevent you from searching the internet.
At SUR, Jax tells Lisa Vanderpump he got off without jail time and tries to flippantly gloss-over the incident because he’s not a ‘real criminal.’ Lisa is not having this. “Don’t minimize,” she instructs. He rants that Lisa is “verbally abusing” him and she demands he get out of her face. Lisa needs to stop attempting to play therapist with this motley crew of imbeciles.
While Jax remains in the same place, Stassi Schroeder has moved! She is finally free of Kristen’s sofa, and has now found the a place fulfilling all of her high-standard requirements, which include: not having to live with Kristen and not being homeless. Actually she needs: sky blue walls, wood floors, and a closet big enough to store all of her delusions of self-importance.
Kristen visits with champagne, which she explodes all over the floor, while they discuss crashing Katie and Tom’s engagement party. Stassi explains that she wouldn’t crash if it weren’t for Kristen, who is “unburdened” by dignity and self-respect, therefore with Kristen as her escort through the trenches of trashy behavior, Stassi will move forth temporarily rejecting these virtues. Whatever. You lie down with whorebags, you wake up without dignity.
Then the party happens – Katie is wearing ill-advised peach lace from the Golden Girls Blanche Deveraux Collection For Sassy Over Sixty-Five. Katie and Tom’s moms attend, plus Katie’s brothers. Tom 2’s TRIPLET BROTHERS cannot make it, nor can his dad, because he’s afraid to fly.
Hilariously Lala took Scheana’s advice to heart and they turned up at the party with the same hair, also remarkably similar to Katie’s hair. Was there was a secret second theme about wearing 1992 kindergarten hair? Lala paired hers with boobs on display, matching Brittany’s own cleavage parade. Then Stassi and Kristen arrive, skulking through the gate, fearing the wrath of the LVP. “What if she throws us off witch mountain?” worries Kristen.
It’s the first time Jax has laid eyes on Stassi in over a year. “Damn she looks good,” he murmurs. Or maybe he was talking about his future soulmate Kristen?
Lisa is not overjoyed to see the two Harlots Of West Hollywood, but has a change of heart, realizing it’s Katie’s party. Despite the intrusion, the party goes surprisingly well, even with Tom 1 and Ariana hiding in their own little corner of the garden, ignoring everyone. Even James, who promises he’s sober, is [temporarily] conducting himself appropriately. He has come bearing gifts: The completed, and much-anticipated “Pump CD,” now restyled “PUMP Sessions” from The White Kanye. He shows it off to Lisa, who reminds him of what he can accomplish when he stays away from alcohol (and Kristen). Then James proudly shows Kristen, as they rub and kiss all over each other in celebration of his success. “This side of James, and the side of James I slept with, is the good side,” explains Kristen of her magnetic attraction to douchery.
Lisa makes a speech to Tom and Katie‘s emotionally-stunted love. Afterwards, Kristen who never misses an opportunity to attention-seek, hops up, dragging along Stassi, to ramble endlessly about how she is responsible for “Little T. Schwab” meeting Katie. Tom 1 complains that Kristen has zero self-awareness and hasn’t changed one bit for all her insistence that therapy has worked. (Tom’s right).
Suddenly, out of the bushes, roaring from beneath the hair of a lion, Lala shouts “Wrap it up!”
“I was just saying what everyone was thinking,” Lala explains. Kristen yells back to Lala, then Katie informs everyone that they’re not allowed to be rude to Kristen and Stassi – even if they don’t like them! Then it’s onto SUR for an after party where things really get amped up!
Scheana decides it’s finally time to confront Ariana. Ariana does not hold back – she’s well-aware of how much shit Scheana’s been talking. Initially, Scheana lies, denies, and refuses to apologize. Then Ariana goes for the jugular pointing out Scheana’s desperate need to be popular and be friends with everyone, because of this she’s not a trustworthy friend. “I’m worried for you and Shay,” Ariana adds for good measure. Scheana starts to cry – she just needed Ariana to hear her, to hear how stressful it is that Katie is once again friends with Kristen and Stassi, leaving Scheana the unwieldy fourth wheel on their dysfunctional tricycle. Ariana says this is the ‘real Scheana,’ who is vulnerable and emotional. Ariana, no, the real Scheana is fake and desperate to be popular and that won’t ever change.
Tom 1 and his band, Charles McMansion, play live for the first time. They take the stage to debut their version of disco-punk Scissor Sisters, complete with dance moves. Lisa wonders if it’s a comedy act. Hilariously, Kristen sits front and center, directly in front of Tom (and she’ll probably take credit for being the inspiration behind his musical regeneration, just like she’ll probably take credit for being the driving force behind the amazingness of PUMP Sessions. Kristen’s mantra is likely take out your tears for her on your guitar.). Even Jax admits Tom’s band is good. Ariana and Tom 2 were ridiculously proud, which was so cute. I just want Tom 1 and Tom 2 to have their own spinoff called “Just Tomming Around!”
Then all goes down hill. James has transferred his sleazy affections onto Lala, upsetting Kristen. Newly mature and above-it-all 35-year-old Kristen stomps over to tell Lala, she and James are making her sick, because no one at SUR likes Lala and Kristen is the self-appointed ‘decider’ of who is liked at SUR and is allowed to be in her group. Also Kristen calls Lala a walking STD. Lala is officially fed up with these weirdos and the weirdo games they play. “Either be my friend, or don’t” she snaps at Kristen, then literally shoves her out of the way. Kristen stomps away mumbling that she probably got an STD.
This is just the tip of the craziness iceberg from James. At Lisa’s he was bragging about how his life is changing after being sober for 2 weeks, making amends with Kristen, and completing PUMP SESSIONS, an immaculate conception of musical genius and prophetic magic spawning the genesis from which all music will henceforth be birthed.
Everyone starts to notice that James is acting a little… off. When confronted James gleefully announces that he’s eaten 4 pot brownies and smoked 2 joints, so he is floating in space. Kristina Kelly, who asserted herself for the first time all season, slithering out from being Annonymous Stassi Schroeder Clone No 1, accuses James of lying about being sober. He tells Kristina “to shut her f–king mouth!” Interestingly Ken was sitting RIGHT THERE and said nothing. He just pretended none of this was happening!
Jax, overhearing, gets extremely agitated. For once I agree with Jax – the way James talks to and treats women is disgusting. He needs to stop working out his tortured mommy issues on the girls of SUR.
Jax threatens to “put his fist” through all 150 lbs of James, because Jax weighs “200 lbs more” than James. James, completely unhinged, keeps taunting the “old man,” because he knows Jax can’t do anything while on probation, which James finds hilarious. James does realize he’s looking into the face of his own future? “Old Man look at yourself, I’m a lot like you were.”
After the debacle, James petulantly stomps out of SUR, kissing Kristen goodbye and grabbing Lala and a cigarette on his way out.
Lastly Stassi and Katie talk. Stassi confesses to wanting more with Katie, but Katie isn’t ready for a commitment. Katie explains that Lisa taught her to follow her heart, which meant making the executive decision to follow Scheana; and to be herself, which is a black hole, semi-encrusted in meanness. Katie believes she’s really grown and will set boundaries in future friendships with Stassi.
Lisa encourages Jax to reach out to Stassi – she truly believes they had a wonderful relationship. Is Lisa smoking what James was smoking?
Jax ambles over to face his fears and his past, seeing how the tides of time have washed over both he and Stassi leaving them a little worse for the wear. Stassi is receptive to Jax’s groveling, except it didn’t quite go like that. Jax had some grievances of his own, some bones to pick with Stassi’s way of doing the business of friendship. They go around in circles: agreeing to move forward, arguing over who was at fault for their horrible relationship, accusing each other of cheating, and then coming back around again to deciding to move forward with no hard-feelings. This is even after Jax calls Stassi out for weaseling her way back into the group because Patrick dumped her and she recognized that she had no friends life. In the end, they’ve decided the group is more important than their past, in fact the group is built on their past so they must go forth with preservation in mind.
Stassi likes Brittany and thinks she’s good for Jax. “I always said he had great taste in women,” declares Stassi. This makes Jax see Brittany in a new light and decides it’s time to go home so he can test out those new boobs. Brittany obediently trots after him. Tom and Katie leave with plans to finally consummate their engagement, but decide to order a pizza instead! Tom and Ariana happily leave together, cocooned in a bubble of their own loving solace, or something cheesy as f–k. Kristen and Stassi depart together. Lisa has hope for all her little SURlettes, except for Kristen and Stassi, who she doesn’t believe will ever get it. Only those two?
TELL US – MORE COMPLETELY UNHINGED: JAMES OR JAX? DO YOU TRUST THAT KRISTEN AND STASSI HAVE LEARNED FROM THEIR MISTAKES?
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