Gizelle Bryant is not mincing words when it comes to her two younger castmates’ behavior on this week’s Real Housewives of Potomac! Whether it’s in defense of the dirt dug up on her good friend Robyn Dixon, or the eye bleach we all needed after witnessing Katie Rost publicly swap spit with her boyfriend Andrew, Gizelle is ready to call it like she sees it.
But first, a few words about her ex-hubby, Pastor Jamal Bryant, who made an appearance on RHOP for lunch with their kiddos. Gizelle explains, “My girls absolutely love spending time and doing fun things with both their parents. Jamal and I love our kids and want to see them happy so anytime we get together it is nothing but fun and laughs. As a divorced parent my responsibility is to make the best situation possible for my kids and anything less is just selfish.”
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Moving on to Ashley Darby’s Google search and what it unearthed about Robyn’s dire financial state, Gizelle muses, “What are we going to do with Little Miss Ashley?!?!”
“Ashley, we like you…digging up dirt isn’t a way for us to continue to like you. You can’t Google people then go to the sandbox and tell everybody what you read while throwing sand in everybody’s face with a smile. That’s called messy pants, or curiosity killed the cat, or just childish,” blogs Gizelle.
“Oh, that’s right I am talking about Ashley the 14-year-old,” Gizelle snarks. “I’m happy that I was there when Robyn confronted Ashley. Robyn is a sweetie pie but you do not want to cross her. She will rip your head off, smash it into the toilet and flush it over and over again. Trust me… don’t make Robyn mad! Ashley knew she was wrong and that her career as gossip girl was short lived and outdated. Glad the ladies handled it quickly so Ashley can go back to minding Crocodile Dundee’s business.”
Possibly more disturbing than Ashley’s attempt at sh*t stirring was Katie’s attempt at soft core porn in public! Gizelle, like many viewers, was horrified to witness Katie and Andrew’s public display of affection. “Andrew and Katie’s horrible display of Fifty Shades of Grey was rude and inappropriate… emoji face with the big eyes.”
KATIE ROST IS SORRY FOR THE PDA; SLAMS ASHLEY DARBY FOR GOOGLING AND GOSSIPING!
“Seeing them make out like 17-years-olds underneath the bleachers at a football game I thought was a joke. When I realized they were serious was when I realized they need Karen [Huger’s] etiquette book page 311… when socializing with a group, keep your legs closed and your tongue in your mouth.” Yes, please!
Because coining a catch phrase is the ultimate Housewives Holy Grail, Gizelle tweeted the above pic showcasing her attempt at making it happen. “Wherever I sit is the BADDEST seat in the building!” is apparently not just a comeback to Karen’s beef about her birthday seating arrangements, but also a grassroots social movement via black and pink t-shirt sales!
Gizelle ask twitter fans, “Where is your BADDEST seat? Get your shirt at gizellebryant.com take a picture of your baddest seat. #RHOP.” I guess you can’t knock a new Housewife for tryin’!
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