It’s difficult to keep track of James Kennedy and Lala Kent’s relationship. They go from being best friends to enemies to frienemies at the drop of a hat. And then it’s just tough watching James’ one-sided flirtation with Lala on Vanderpump Rules without feeling some sympathy for his girlfriend Raquel Leviss.
Raquel has been forced to watch James flirt with Lala and watch Logan Noh flirt with James. This woman is a saint for putting up with all this shit.
James and Summer House cast member Lauren Wirkus were both on hand to answer questions from Andy Cohen and the viewers during last night’s Watch What Happens Live episode. After being subjected to Scheana Marie constantly bragging about Rob Valletta this season on Vanderpump Rules, it was pretty shocking to see him pull Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval aside and confess that he refuses to tell her “I love you.” This is in response to Scheana dropping the L bomb constantly. James told Andy, “I was a little concerned. My main priority in that whole situation was Scheana. I just want her to be happy and if he’s not saying it back, it’s an issue.”
And then the focused moved away from Rob’s ability to hang a TV in seven minutes to James getting all flirty with Lala and Logan. Andy polled the audience asking “Is James disrespecting Raquel by flirting too much with Lala and Logan?” Andy revealed the very much expected results: 97% of people said yes. Even James and Raquel- who was sitting in the audience- nodded their heads in agreement with that result.
James owned up to his behavior during the Big Bear trip: “I definitely made mistakes. I definitely was saying things I shouldn’t have said and yeah, a little bit of too inappropriate. Am I in love with Raquel? Do I choose her over anyone else in this world? Yes, absolutely and I’m completely dedicated to this girl right here. I love you so much.” Somehow that is much more convincing than anything said by the other men who have also disrespected their relationships on this show.
Then Andy got into the James and Logan rumors. He told James, “We’ve had a lot of your cast mates on this show. I’ve talked to them a lot about what’s going on, or what’s alleged, between you and Logan. They seem to think that maybe you are a hole is a hole kind of guy.” Before answering the question, James asked one of his own, “What does that mean?” Andy clarified, “That means maybe you had done it with a guy.” James said, “No. That’s what Jax said, not me.” Shade thrown.
He insisted, “I don’t think I’m like that at all.” Andy asked, “Have you had a physical relationship with Logan?” James clarified, “No. I have never dipped in the pond.”
Andy tried to get the scoop on James and Lala’s up and down relationship. He asked, “Did something happen recently between the two of you?” He explained, “It’s just always hard reliving the show, seeing it come out again. Some people can’t handle it as much. Do I apologize toward what I said about her man? Absolutely. I’m trying to grow up a little bit and I won’t be saying those things in the future. Hopefully we can mend our broken bridges. If not, whatever. I’ve still got my girl.”
A viewer asked Lauren, “What are your thoughts about Carl [Radke] and Scheana hooking up and do you think they should make it official?” Lauren answered, “I’m going to say one thing right now. He lead people on to believe they had sex. They did not. So let’s not throw the word ‘hook’ around. Hook up lightly. If it’s tonsil hockey, I mean, I’m going to hell.”
Andy pushed, “So they just made out?” Lauren told him, “Yes. I don’t know why we are leading people on, but you know, Carl’s good at that.” Shade thrown. It was unclear if Andy actually believed Lauren. He only commented, “Oh. Interesting.”
A caller asked James to clarify the comments he made about Lala’s man “putting her in jeopardy.” James admitted, “I don’t remember saying it like that.” Andy told him, “You were very drunk.” James continued, “I was very drunk, first of all. It was just a matter of making sure my best friend was doing alright. At the time, I was very concerned, maybe a little too overly concerned. Honestly, I don’t even remember saying that, so I’m sorry.” James also said, “I made some mistakes. I probably shouldn’t have hung out in that Jacuzzi as long as I did. Raquel is the love of my life and that’s all that matters.” Wow. That’s quite the statement there.
Andy asked Raquel, “Is he the love of your life?” Raquel shared, “Yeah, I think he is.” Andy asked, “You think he is?” Awkward.
The conversation got even more awkward after that. A caller asked Lauren, “Does Carl really have three nuts?” Lauren shared, “Carl has a nut that’s attached to the other nut. It’s not fully detached.” Thanks for that (unwanted) visual.
Then James was the one hit with a question from a caller. He was asked, “What your relationships are like with Logan and Faith [Stowers] after everything that happened so far?” James said, “They’re doing their own thing. I haven’t really talked to Faith in god knows how long. Right now, me and Logan aren’t talking.” Andy commented, “Doesn’t sound great.” I beg to differ, I don’t want these thirsty people infringing on my beloved show that already has 92454636 actual cast members.
TELL US- WILL JAMES & LALA BE ABLE TO GET THEIR FRIENDSHIP BACK ON TRACK? WHAT DO YOU THINK REALLY HAPPENED BETWEEN CARL & SCHEANA?
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For the past couple seasons, Jennifer Snowden has been stirring things up on Southern Charm. She was never an actual cast member, but she was often involved (on both sides) of the drama between Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel.
For years it seemed like she just wanted to be in the thick of the action, but now she claims that she wants nothing to do with the show.
Jennifer was not pleased when the Southern Charm Season 5 trailer hit the internet. She tweeted, “I didnt film S5:only came to P’s finale bc I care about her as a friend. I’m just done w/the fakeness of it all: you don’t want me as a cast member which is fine bc I’m busy raising my [baby emoji] but yet you use me in your TRAILER when I’m a GUEST not a cast member. Ok. Just leave me alone.” But she’s the one who showed up and put a microphone on. What was she expecting?
She even posted (and deleted) a photo on Instagram, but the Twitter link still remained with part of her caption: “JUST about ENOUGH SAID: Leave me out of your show – I was not a cast member this season.”
A Twitter user told Jennifer, “You’re so much better off sister!” Jennifer quoted the tweet and added, “WITHOUT A DOUBT & I’m just living my life so to hear I’m on that trailer just really is so desperate.” Was Jennifer’s presence really that much of a standout moment in that trailer that she should feel exploited? What am I missing here?
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TELL US- DO YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF JENNIFER ON SOUTHERN CHARM? IS JENNIFER LEGITIMATELY MAD ABOUT BEING INCLUDED IN THE TRAILER OR IS SHE JUST BITTER THAT SHE NEVER GOT STATUS AS A FULL-TIME CAST MEMBER?
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Last year Shamea Morton spent most of her appearances on Real Housewives of Atlanta defending herself against false hookup/relationship accusations. With that said, it’s pretty hypocritical for her to ask Eva Marcille, who she just met, about some supposed rumors that she dated Missy Elliot.
In all honesty, it just felt like a quest for increased screen time and Eva has no issue putting Shamea (and her dehydration) in check.
In a Bravo blog post, Eva wrote, “the thirst was looping in a hip-hop icon for your own personal aggrandizement just to make this “rumor” more salacious? That was unnecessary and reckless. #petty #classless.” Everyone just breezed past Shamea’s thirsty hypocrisy thanks to the unexpected (yet explosive) doormat-induced argument between Marlo Hampton and Porsha Williams.
Eva sympathized with Porsha, writing, “You never know someone’s sensitive spot. I can’t say that I was surprised, particularly given the context. The doormat comments were a bit rude. In what world does someone’s doormat mean so much to the next person? Beyond that, I think that Porsha was definitely being provoked. You can’t continue to poke a bear and then get mad at the reaction.” Once again, we have an Atlanta side player yearning for screen time and angling for a peach next season.
Eva continued, “As a human and a woman, I feel for Porsha…not because she’s perfect or without fault, but because no matter what she says or does, her past seems to consistently get thrown in her face. I know for sure that I’m not without a past, and I would hate to have to defend it every single time that I hang out with my friends.” That’s valid, but Porsha’s “past” was just last year and it consisted of her accusing Kandi Burruss and Todd Tucker of attempting to drug and rape her. That’s tough for anyone typical person to get past.
Even if Porsha was sensitive about the doormat comments, the confrontation got a lot more explosive than anyone expected. Eva admitted, “When Porsha and Marlo got into it, I was blown away. I could not believe that all of this was happening and that it was all over a doormat. It was way too eventful for a cute little dinner.”
RELATED: Shamea Morton Tells Eva Marcille To “Toughen Up”; Both Address The Lesbian Rumors
TELL US- WAS SHAMEA THIRSTING FOR CAMERA TIME WHEN SHE ASKED EVA ABOUT MISSY ELLIOT? DID MARLO PROVOKE PORSHA?
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In all honesty, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge owe us (the loyal fans) big time after the worst Real Housewives of Orange County season we’ve ever been subjected to watching. Tamra refused to speak with Vicki for most of the season. Vicki refused to own up to spreading rumors about Tamra’s husband’s sexuality and inviting Tamra’s enemies to her on-camera birthday party. Of course, there are other cast members who didn’t pull their weight as well, but as the two people who have been on the show the longest, the fans were expecting more from Vicki and Tamra.
They gave us hope when they finally made up during the last Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, and it looks like that truce has turned into a genuine revival of their friendship.
Tamra and Vicki advertised their renewed friendship with some not-so-subtle social media posts. Vicki shared a photo wearing a baseball hat that says “Thelma.” She captioned the photo with “Where is Louise? #rhoc.” At first glance, I assumed this was in reference to her lack of friends in the cast, but then I saw Tamra’s Instagram post.
Tamra shared a photo wearing the same exact hat, except her hat said “Louise.” She even captioned her pic with “Who’s my Thelma? #rhoc.” Obviously she and Vicki are referring to each other with their captions and coordinating hats. I wonder what Shannon Beador feels about these two wearing BFF hats. If only there was a best friend movie trio that they could play homage to with some customized t-shirts from a stand in the mall.
RELATED: Kelly Dodd Refers To Vicki Gunvalson As A “Pig” & Steve Lodge As A “Douche Bag”
TELL US- DO YOU THINK THAT TAMRA & VICKI’S FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST THIS TIME AROUND?
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Last night’s Vanderpump Rules was a matter of love and death. In the complete and utter trainwreck that is watching Scheana Marie transcend from Stage Five Clinger to total stalker and future subject of Snapped (or her own Lifetime Movie Of The Week). Jax Taylor was literally drowning (*well kinda) but Scheana was drowning in her own delusion and Rob Valetta is not about to be dragged under with her.
Thankfully Rob can swim perfectly, and amazingly, and better than anyone in the whole wide word even Michael Phelps, and he can also save people with his boogey board of life! Just ask Jax!
There was so much relationship dysfunction last night that the thought of looking through a Choose Your Own Designer Vagina catalog seems like the lesser of evils. Yes, that is a thing, but you have to be willing to travel to Thailand to get it installed… Do they make any that are STD resistant?
Half the crew is in Big Bear where every time you hear the word “Rob” you have to drink. That explains why everyone is wasted. That or just being trapped in a confined space with Scheana. Actually, if you add all the times Scheana says “Rob” with all the times Lala Kent says “My Man,” you’d be unconscious – which may be the only way to deal with James Kennedy‘s weird wishful thinking menage-a-trois between himself, Lala, and Raquel Leviss. Where can Raquel travel to get a functioning brain installed? Does Wizard Of Oz Medical Compound accept insurance?
According to Scheana, Super Rob is also The World’s Most Interesting Man! In addition to hanging a TV in seven minutes or less, he can ski, snowboard, AND wakeboard! And also paddle a boogie board out to a buoy in case of emergency, put gas in a boat, and sleep through an entire cabin full of people learning what cleaning is for the first time. But his really, really, really amazing skill is “hurting people’s feelings” by stringing them along without saying the L-word. The L word Rob should be learning is “Leave” as in “Scheana, LEAVE me alone and LEAVE all my houses because they’re not yours.” Of course he’s probably scared Scheana would burn them to the ground if he said that…
The thing is I’d feel bad for Rob, but he’s kind of an arrogant douche and after all: HE CHOSE SCHEANA. I do think we need to contact Vanderpump Dogs about staging a rescue coup for those animals. Even though Scheana is a cat person. Or maybe they also rescue humans. #FreeRobAndRaquel
Scheana isn’t the only one totally enraptured by Rob’s studliness. After a night of drinking leads to the soul crashing realization that at age 40 he’s pretty much done nothing with his life except screw over women and narrowly evade prison time, Jax decides to impress Rob by waking up to run and do calisthenics. Except the old man forgot his ventilator and the mountain air is hard on the lungs! When running doesn’t work he opts for sit-ups on the dock, and then upon Rob’s suggestion, tries to swim out to the buoy and back. Jax makes it there, doggy paddling with gusto, but on the return trip needs floaties and calls for help.
The lifeguard actually assumed Jax was playing a prank, and didn’t move, until SUPER ROB leaps into action! Unfortunately for Jax no mouth-to-mouth from Rob was needed! Jax is towed to shore on a float while all the girls watch from the kitchen window, laughing hysterically that he almost died. Poor Jax … everyone else is on spring break, he’s on Weekend At Bernie’s (and he’s Bernie).
Of course this being Jax, he dines out on his near death experience for attention and to avoid lifting a finger for the rest of the trip. Almost dying is exhausting, y’all – now pass Jax that beer and help him climb on a jet ski! So this is how he’s weaseling his way back into Brittany Cartwright‘s sandwiches…
And this being Scheana she makes a big deal about how Rob “saved the day again.” In Scheana’s eyes Super Rob is the subject of a cartoon, instead of a man who is kind of a Patrick-level douche-a-saurus. I mean, there is a reason he’s with Scheana, people! He has a crazy chip. And shifty eyes. Also he kisses and tells to Scheana’s friends that he hasn’t said “I love you” yet – even though she says it to him all the time. Approximately 200 times a day. (It’s Rob’s fault for being so sexy — like have you seen the man put something in the garbage can?!)
Rob sharing this information with Jax and Tom 1 is a bit dangerous disloyal, but maybe he needed help processing his extreme bad decision in being Scheana’s post-divorce rebound fling. You know Rob assumed this would be a few weeks of no strings attached hot freedom sex, instead of Scheana writing Rob + Scheana = Madison Marie Parks-Valetta on a billboard off the 101. Oh, you didn’t know? They’ve named their first daughter and are picking out houses! Rob doesn’t know either. But he should know that this ‘bro-down’ going to bite him in the ass in a HUGE scary jaws of death way! After all, Scheana has some major veneers after her dental accident.
Rob also claims he was engaged to the Sultan of Brunei’s daughter but dumped her cause she wasn’t ‘The one’. Uh-huh…
Since it’s what he does, Rob saves the day some more by getting out the speed boat. Unfortunately, Jax and Tom 1 are no “Robs” so they both lose their pants in the process. Tom was intentionally wearing “pop of color” swim briefs underneath his board shorts, but Jax was actually wearing matching hot pink underwear under his trunks? This makes no sense – as so many things do.
While the rest of the crew is losing their pants jetskiing, Lala is floating around with her top off. Raquel watches on and probably plots Lala’s ‘accidental’ drowning. They’ve already had one near-death experience, so the authorities might believe it…
In the omnipresent weirdness between James and Lala, Lala continues to tease James and call him her bestie, knowing he’s madly in love with her. Sweet Raquel has no idea what to do. James believes if only he’d been Kanye instead of Ray J, Lala would be dating him instead of “My Man” – who is the love of her life so long as he keeps the Chanel bags and PJ’s coming. Raquel finally confronts Lala, but instead of Raquel telling James he’s being inappropriate, it’s LALA who pulls him aside – into the hot tub – to explain that although he’s is allowed to flirt with her, it’s “My Man” who has her heart. James promises to stay in his corner, if only because he wants to pretend to love Raquel, but he just can’t quit Lala.
James and Scheana need Stalker Rehab.
Everyone in Big Bear is getting Too Much Information About Rob, but Lisa Vanderpump is getting too much info about Billie Lee‘s custom vagina. It’s like Build A Bear, but for crotches! How is Billie Lee able to afford all these international build-a-babe trips on a hostess salary… Does she have a “My Man” with a PJ? Then Lisa does Stassi Schroeder‘s podcast which is predictably galvanizing ridiculous because Stassi wants to share advice on keeping a man with her listeners.
Lisa is also planning things. Like Tom 1 and Tom 2 coming to Vegas with her to help choose features for Tom-Tom. Except the trip is also Tom 1’s birthday and this gives Ariana Madix the sads. You know how she owns all the birthdays! Now she’ll have to celebrate Tom’s big day without Tom, and eat his cake all by her lonesome, because Tom is off growing up. She guilt trips Tom until he calls his boss to ask permission to bring his girlfriend on a business trip. Which is proof that Tom has never been on a business trip, because as Lisa patiently explains she will not be spending 24/7 baby-sitting Tom and Tom, so their free time is their own.
Jax and Katie Maloney also start inviting themselves. Katie doesn’t trust Tom 2 alone in Vegas because even though their marriage is like SOOOO OMG AMAZING like a mariachi band interrupting your date night dinner, he still might get drunk and make out. He’d probably try to put the moves on Lisa! Jax just wants to sabotage Tom and Tom cause he’s jealous. Oh, and he also wants to celebrate Tom 1’s birthday with him — of course!
Before leaving Big Bear, Super Rob turns into Mr. Roper, the overbearing landlord and demands that Scheana have all her friends clean up the cabin and prepare it for the next round of guests. It turns out Rob runs an Air B&B but is too cheap for housekeeping — which is why he has Scheana. While Rob sleeps, Scheana walks around with a double-checking her binder full of checklists, which include washing all the placemats, stripping the beds, vacuuming, etc. Most of her friends thought a vacuum was an extremely sophisticated vibrator, so Scheana has to do more nagging and whining than usual! Jax is too tired to clean after nearly dying and all.
Back in LA, Scheana has Kristen Doute over to eat hummus off the coffee table while sitting on the floor. With water – through a straw. That’s when Kristen drops the bomb that, courtesy of Jax, everyone now knows Rob hasn’t told Scheana he loves her… even though Schenaa has been telling everyone about the wedding they’re planning!
According to Scheana, Rob doesn’t need to tell Scheana he loves her – because she just knows! The love is there – it’s everywhere in the air, in the water, in the adoring look in Rob’s eyes as he checks out another girl over her shoulder! They’re probably gonna do a photo shoot together so she can replace her wedding photos with Robeana Photos. They’re planning things – like babies! There’s so much love, they’re even starting a company to sell off their ex’s stuff. It’s like eBay for things ex’s left behind – like Shay’s snowboard. Uh, eBay and Craigslist already exist for that? They should call it “EX-cess Baggage” which is funnily enough probably how Rob has Scheana listed in his phone!
Scheana rambles on and on and on about her perfect relationship with perfect Super Rob, until the level of denial makes even Kristen feel squirmy. Then Scheana decides Jax must pay for ruining her happy, so she’s going to f–k with his relationship! Suddenly a slow smile comes across Kristen’s face… now THIS is some crazy she understands! Except conundrum: doesn’t everyone just LOVE Brittany?!
TELL US – IS ROB LEADING SCHEANA ON? IS LALA LEADING JAMES ON? HAVE YOU BOUGHT A VAGINA FROM THAILAND?
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