Who knew all I needed to feel holiday cheer was a simple yet catchy song by Vanderpump Rules stars Lala Kent and Scheana Shay? Season 11 is about to grace our screens shortly after the New Year. The storyline is bound to be heavy, so it is nice to have the two moms add a bit of levity before the new season drops.
Both Lala and Scheana have had their fair share of drama, so it is quite clever that the two banded together to mock the scandals of the past 12 months and make a bit of cash from their troubled times. Even though Lala and Scheana’s song, “Christmas Slay,” might not be as classic as “White Christmas,” it is definitely a one-hit-wonder I won’t mind hearing every holiday season. The Christmas jingle is a bop, just like “Apples,” and is classic Scheana (and Lala). This is a jam that every VPR fan should add to their holiday playlist.
Lala Has Pipes
Forgive me, but I forgot that Lala had a decent set of pipes. The autotune doesn’t ruin the song at all, but the big surprise is Lala’s raw talent. She not only sings along with her bestie but also adds a flashy rap bit in the middle. Let’s just hope the two don’t have to perform it live because, if so, poor Scheana.
Fans will recall Lala collaborated with James Kennedy on his song, “Feeling You.” Lala is actually an accomplished singer and has held her own music showcase. The mother of one has also worked with DJ Duffey and music producer Sean2 Miles. Why she hasn’t made more of an effort in the music business is unknown, but I appreciate how she is giving herself a moment to shine like the North Star.
The Song Shades Rachel
‘Tis the season to be messy…though I thought it was about spreading good cheer. Anyway, Lala and Scheana made sure to add a bit of snark to their song directed at the former pageant girl and her part in the group’s demise. A few Easter eggs were dropped into the tune. In one line, Scheana raps,
“It’s Christmastime, and I’m tryin’ to push off the naughty list
You catch my drift?”
“I wanna be an angel, not a Rachel, bitch.”
Scheana even jokingly referenced Rachel Leviss putting a temporary restraining order on her, noting, “Merry Christmas to you. No more TROs!”
Vanderpump Rules fans will recall that Scheana and Rachel found themselves in an alleged brawl, with Rachel claiming Scheana pushed her and then slugged her. The charges were eventually dropped, but it is clear that Scheana is holding a grudge. How very Grinch-like.
The Song Notes Other Bravo Stars
Like the song says, “If you’re gonna be a Scrooge, then you just gotta go.” If you aren’t a fan of “Christmas Slay,” please exit stage right.
The ladies knew who to pander to, as they also mentioned some iconic Bravo moments and stars from the last year. During the second stanza, Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge, and Shannon Beador were mentioned with the girls crooning, “It’s the tres amigas, sippin’ tequilas.” A 90210 housewife was also mentioned with the line reading, “Lip service to Santa like Lisa Rinna‘s.”
Perhaps the best shoutout was for Erika Jayne as the SURvers sang, “And the verdict came in, and we’re keeping the earrings.” Who knew the sing-song would be so heavy with Pretty Mess shoutouts?
The Holiday Creation Is Totally Them
From the cover art to the actual lyrics, this has Scheana and Lala written all over it. I mean, even Scheana’s cover art is showing her good side. Though the cover gives me early 2000s Pinterest, I am still here for it and might even frame it for my next Christmas card.
If I had to pick a favorite line, it would have to be, “I hope Saint Nick don’t catch me acting like a ho ho ho.” Basically, the ditty is funny and cringeworthy in a cute way. Some may feel it is a bit crude to make fun of someone in a Christmas song, but this is how the Bravosphere spins.
Really, I hate myself for loving it and hope that Santa gives me a pass for my questionable holiday music.
TELL US – WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS SLAY? WILL YOU PLAY IT LOUD AND PROUD AT HOME?
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