Just when we thought Luann D’Agostino [de Lesseps] had gone down the I’m married! rabbit hole for good, she’s emerged on this Mexico trip as the MVP of the group! Despite her drunken tumbles into bushes and down ledges, The Real Housewives Of New York star says she thoroughly enjoyed Bethenny Frankel’s tequila-inspired vacation, including the tour that took the ladies on a day-long boozy adventure.
Luann wasn’t any worse for the wear when she woke up the morning after her falls. She jokes, “It takes more than a little hangover to stop me from working out on a beautiful Mexican morning! In fact, yoga with Dorinda [Medley] was just what the doctor ordered after falling into a bush… and emerging without a scratch! When Bethenny offered a surfing lesson to us, I figured, why not? I’m always up for anything, and I felt so much better after being in the ocean. They say Vitamin Sea is the best medicine, and I agree. Sometimes you just have to surf it off.”
Everyone knew that Bethenny would eventually cave and invite Ramona Singer on her tequila tour, and Luann admits she was relieved to see it happen (even if Ramona did some major a$$ kissing along the way!). She writes in her blog, “Ramona was laying on the charm with Bethenny trying to get on her good side and it worked! We had such a good time shopping together, and for sixty pesos, Ramona bought a lot of love with those burlap bags. After shopping and lunch, we went back to the villa to relax before dinner out that night.”
Luann appreciated Dorinda’s gag gifts at dinner, and she certainly appreciated everyone’s Countess-like decorum the next day on the tour. “Bethenny said before our excursion, it’s like a ‘tequila cotillion,’ so we’d better be good… and we were! Everyone boarded a helicopter without incident, and Ramona somehow got on while blindfolded. She really did look like a bad MTV commercial from the 80s!”
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“When we arrived in the town of Tequila, our reception was amazing,” continues Luann, “The native dancers were terrific, and the little boys with roses were too cute. Drinking tequila out of a horn was a new experience, and I was really surprised how smoothly it all went down. It was such high quality liquor that we felt buzzed but not drunk. Perfect.”
It really was astounding that these women didn’t need to be air-lifted out of there by EMTs halfway through the day, given the amount of alcohol they consumed. Luann says Sonja Morgan got loopy – and horny – enough for them all!
Luann recalls Sonja‘s advances on her back at the house: “Every time Sonja gets hammered on our trips, she kisses me! Instead of fighting it, I let her have a little smooch, which seems to satisfy her enough to leave me alone.”
Closing with some advice for Sonja needling Ramona about her life, Luann thinks it’s best for Ramona to leave the past in the past (and she should know a little something about that!) and for Sonja to mind her own beeswax. “As for Sonja bringing up Ramona’s divorce, I agree with Ramona that what’s done is done. We should learn from the past but look towards the future. Ramona, in spite of her quirks, knows that moving forward is always the best solution.”
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