Ramona Singer Does Not Kick Puppies! Admits She Had A Mole Removed, Not A Hickey – Plus, Questions Sonja’s Butler

Between seasons, it’s easy to forget what an outrageous mess Ramona Singer is. Then Real Housewives Of New York rolls tape again and voila! We remember. This week, Ramona was seen wandering around Sonja Morgan’s house in shades while being hardcore shaded by Sonja’s butler who needs a Bravo contract immediately. She also paid a visit to Bethenny Frankel with Carole Radziwill – where Ramona adamantly denies kicking Bethenny’s puppy!

“I love dogs! The puppies were on the side of my feet jumping with excitement. I did not kick them!” defends Ramona, who was surprised to learn of Bethenny’s newly adopted pets. She was also surprised to hear Bethenny and Carole snarking behind her back: “I know this isn’t a big deal, but what is a big deal are the snarky rude comments behind my back between Carole and Bethenny saying I am crazy! I mean, like really! Talk about who starts sh–.” Existential dilemma: If Ramona says she is not crazy, and other people who are a bit crazy themselves call her crazy – WHO IS ACTUALLY CRAZY?

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As for the hickeys Ramona was claiming to cover with a scarf at Sonja’s party, well – they were bogus.

Ramona explains, “Watching ep 2 really made me laugh! Hickies?! [sic] Well, to be honest, I did not have hickies. I decided to tell Carole that just to throw her off. I wanted to get the shock value from her. I always think Carole comes off so sweet and innocent, but I know and love the real Carole! I loved that she admitted that she loves getting hickies! Now for the honest truth: I had a mole that needed to be removed and had it done earlier in the day, so I thought wearing the scarf was better then showing up with a big gauze pad bandage. Hickies…Hmmmm haven’t had one since high school.”

It’s official: Ramona Singer’s one remaining marble has done gone missing. (And question: Is having a mole removed really that dreadfully embarrassing that a grown woman would rather create a hickey story? There are simply no words…)

Moving on to her thoughts on new gal, Tinsley Mortimer, Ramona says, “She is a very beautiful women and comes off very sweet and nice.”

Ramona defends asking Tinsley highly inappropriate questions within seconds of meetings her. “I always ask questions, both personal and general. How else do you start to get to know someone? I actually felt she was very responsive to my questions. I think she has a great attitude and a lot of confidence!”

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Admitting that Sonja’s party was “a bit awkward,” Ramona moves on to her thoughts on the Butler. In The Kitchen. With The Shade.

Ramona complains, “The most annoying part of the day was the ‘man in the kitchen’ at Sonja’s. I do not know him, or at least I don’t remember him. He was a ‘bitter’ butler. I am not always good at remembering people right away. I found him rude! I really did. He was supposed to be working at the party, and instead he was busy making faces and comments behind people’s backs. After watching tonight’s episode, I truly know that my first opinion was the right one.”

Not missing a chance to comment on Tom D’Agostino before closing her blog, Ramona defends her ongoing criticism of Luann de Lesseps’ relationship with him. “Although tonight’s episode has nothing to do with me and Luann directly, I find it amazing that she still believes that both Sonja and I are jealous. Or want Tom! She really must be kidding. All I have to say is good for her and good luck. I hope all good things happen in her relationship with her husband.”

Oh, Ramona. Certain facial features aside, this broad never changes. And oddly, I think I like it that way!

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