Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

For the most part, The Real Housewives of New Jersey are all in a good place. The only real conflict right now is between Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub. However, they’ve managed to avoid one another for the most part. THANK GOODNESS. The last thing this group needs is more wine glasses thrown or drinkings being spilled. TAKE A XANAX! CALM DOWN!

Danielle and Margaret cannot outrun each other forever though. These two women will never like each other, and it is what it is. There is so much bad blood. This might be one of the most epic feuds in Real Housewives of New Jersey history. It’ll be interesting to see how this rivalry progresses the next time they’re in the same room. It’s all supposed to go down in this episode too!

Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga take their children to get ice cream, and it looks so good. I’m so jealous because I can’t have any. New year’s resolutions and all.

Melissa asks her kids how they would feel about them having another baby. It seems like they have their hands full with the ones she has. Her daughter is SOOO against them having another baby. DUH. Same Antonia.

Joe gets up in arms after learning his daughter knows where babies come from. Joe didn’t Eminem tell you that by the time they hit fourth grade they got the Discovery Channel? Sometimes Joe is very cavemen with his thoughts and viewpoints. Ugh.

I’m still stuck on the reactions of her kids. They want no part of a new Gorga baby coming into the house. I love how disgusted they are.

Teresa Giudice is at Danielle’s house, so drama is right around the corner. Danielle comes off severely unhinged. I genuinely worry about her at times.

Danielle probably shouldn’t be in this group of women. Her mental state just isn’t strong enough for this. NUTZO to the max.

Teresa tells Danielle that her father had pneumonia and got taken by ambulance on Easter. That’s so sad to hear. He’s the heart of that family, and when he passes away it’ll be so sad.

Teresa’s inviting all of the girls to a shopping event. ALL of the girls. They’re all going to be in the same place. Lord help us all. There’s no way this is going off without major fireworks.

Marty Caffrey shows up and Teresa confronts him about lying to her on the phone. He denied sleeping with Danielle, but it clearly happened. Marty and Danielle both blame Margaret for the downfall of their marriage.

Of course, Teresa’s falling for this act. She is so easily suckered into Danielle’s victim act. Get a grip Teresa and recognize how Danielle is playing you.

Later on, Teresa takes Gia prom dress shopping. I can’t believe Gia is old enough to be going to prom. I feel so old right now. My life is slipping away!

Poor Gia though. She’s so devastated that her father can’t be there for yet another milestone. That really is a shame to see her go through.

At the dress shop, Joe Giudice calls. Oh boy. Here we go. Teresa and Joe immediately get into an argument. The topic turns to Teresa “spending all of Joe’s money”.

Is Joe serious? Teresa is making all of the money right now. You’ve been in prison for like four years, so calm down. Joe wants her to cut him a break, but does he really deserve it?

Joe is so nasty to Teresa on the phone. It comes out that he made Teresa sign a prenup before they got married. He also goes on to say that he didn’t even want to get married.

The most interesting revelation is that if Joe cheated during the marriage, the prenup is void. Looks like Teresa is likely going to make some BIG TIME coin. Live your best life girl.

Jennifer Aydin is hosting Easter dinner for her ENTIRE family. That sounds so exhausting. Too many people and too much work. Wow, I sound so lazy.

Her children scream bloody murder when they see the lamb head. In their defense, it is a little creepy. I’d probably run away like a screaming banshee too.

Jennifer’s daughter asks her grandmother and confronts her about the church’s view on her gay uncle. What a heavy topic. Her grandmother says she didn’t know that her son was gay. LOL OKAY. It’s crazy how reserved people can be still in 2020.

Gabby bringing this up at Easter is a major moment for the family. This could be a real turning point in the direction of the family. It’s just so heartbreaking that they don’t acknowledge their son’s true self.

Dolores Catania is so attentive to her parents, and it’s really admirable. Her father needs to change his lifestyle, or he will die. That’s a simple fact. The “widow maker” is not something you want to screw around with.

Why is everyone so critical of her relationship with David Principe? It’s really nobody’s business. Let the woman live her life!

Margaret, Jackie Goldschneider, and Melissa meet up for dinner. I suspect some hot gossip is coming up! They discuss Joe’s situation and how heartbreaking it is for the girls.

Danielle plans on going to Teresa’s event in a “very expensive” outfit. Who says that? That’s such a pretentious thing to say out loud to people.

I agree with them all about Danielle’s motivations with Marty. It’s definitely so she can keep that damn house. What a toxic person.

It was hilarious hearing them speculate whether or not Teresa and Danielle have a romantic relationship. I personally, could never imagine Teresa with a woman. I just cannot see that being her thing ever.

There’s a lot of tension building ahead of this event, which means anything can happen. ANYTHING. I’d imagine Danielle will be at the center of all of it.

Danielle does look good. I’ll give her that. Dolores is the next to arrive after Danielle. She is nice to Danielle even though everyone knows she can’t stand her.

Dolores doesn’t understand why Teresa is laughing at Danielle’s jokes about Margaret. Teresa definitely knows how to hold a grudge. She will hold that bone forever. Similar to Jackie.

I love that Margaret gives no fu**s about Danielle. Teresa may not like who Margaret really is, but it’s warranted. Danielle is not an innocent little puppy dog in all of this. Let’s clear that up now.

Jennifer says Danielle “scares the f**k” out of her. I can relate. It is everyone against Danielle, but you reap with you sow. JUST SAYING.

Danielle says they’re all mean girls and needs Teresa to make it stop. Teresa walks over and tells them all to stop. SHE IS SO BLIND.

Dolores is GOLD for calling out Marty for playing everyone in this scenario. Margaret loses it and calls out all of the negative things Danielle said about Marty.

Teresa. Sweet Teresa. STOP IT. What are you doing right now? Obviously, we are going to get a proper Teresa vs Margaret feud.

Margaret and Danielle trade insults. Jackie gets involved. Melissa points out that Teresa must be watching a different reality than everyone else. Besides Teresa’s blind loyalty to Danielle, everyone is on board that Danielle’s crazy.

MARGARET POURED A BOTTLE OF WATER ON DANIELLE’S HEAD. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. No worries though because Danielle responded by dumping out Margaret’s purse. LIKE WHAT?

The ending of the episode though. What a moment. We all knew it was coming, but that didn’t make it any less impactful. Danielle PULLED Margaret’s ponytail. None of this is okay. Where does this group even go with Danielle from here?

TELL US – ARE YOU TEAM MARGARET OR TEAM DANIELLE? SHOULD TERESA TRUST DANIELLE? ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS SEASON OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY?

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