On last night’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, we leave off exactly where we were last week — with Vinny Guadagnino talking to Angelina Pivarnick, who’s annoying Vinny, who’s screaming at Angelina to stop talking to him — MAKE.IT.STOP. It’s hilarious that Angelina tells Vinny that he is obsessed with her. Play the tape back. Angelina needs to see how many times you have Vinny on your mind. You need to attend Vinny Guadagnino Anonymous and get on a seven-step program to get over him — or just get under him, or someone else, like maybe your fiance Chris? Hopefully, we’re past the Angelina/Vinny conversational plot points.
After they all go to bed, Vinny gets up and says he must’ve had a nightmare about Angelina yelling at him in his face. “Wait, that was real,” he said.
The clan decided to go to Headliners where there is a burger challenge and they want Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to compete. Vinny said that Mike’s beaten drugs and alcohol, but hasn’t beaten the IRS – yet. They want him to beat this burger challenge — a two-pound burger that needs to be finished in 10 minutes. Unfortunately, while Mike starts off strong, he enjoys his food too much, slows down and fails the challenge.
Mike tells his then-fiance Lauren Pesce he cheated — on his diet. She asks if he at least got the ‘w’, he says “No, but they can turn the L into ‘lessons.” Vinny laughs at the corniness.
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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, who’s struggling in a conversation with his baby mama, psycho, hopefully soon-to-be ex Jen Harley, wants to go back out on the town. Before they go, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi throws up and thinks she’s pregnant. Before they go into the club, Nicole and Jenni “JWoww” Farley get a pregnancy test so Nicole knows if she can drink or not.
When it comes to Jen and Ronnie, we find out that Jen is sending pictures of Ronnie’s ex to him telling her that’s how happy she’ll be when they are apart.
Snooki isn’t pregnant.
Angelina brings her friend Lindsay, otherwise known as the Jewish Barbie, out for the night. She’s a hot thing and starts flirting with pretty much any of the single guys, including DJ Pauly D, who tells him ‘it’s us for life.’ Vinny flirts with her too. Ronnie also starts to get in on the flirting action and the group is stunned. It’s French Fries all over again! “French Fries” is what everyone called Antonia, the French woman with whom Ronnie crossed the line during the last time he just ended his relationship with Jen.
Ronnie and Lindsay hang out in the hot tub together and alone. Pauly asks Nicole and Jenni if it’s cheating to hang out with her alone at 4 a.m. They all say yes. Baby mama Jen texts Jenni looking for Ronnie. Ronnie and Lindsay head to bed and Ronnie offers his bed to her. Of course, he did.
“And there goes my life,” says Ronnie to himself.
TELL US: REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENED IRL TO RONNIE AND JEN, WAS THE HOT TUB SCENE CONSIDERED CHEATING?
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