Kylie Jenner shares nude Instagram photo of body drenched in blue paint

Kylie Jenner has shared one of her most provocative photos ever on social media.

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'America's Got Talent' to air first-ever 'Holiday Spectacular' this December -- See the list of performers!

America's Got Talent is no longer just a summer program.

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Big Brother Over the Top: Power of Veto Ceremony Results (11/8/16)

Last night, a new Big Brother Over the Top five person alliance formed. It included Jason Roy, Shelby Stockton, Danielle Lickey, Alex Willett, and Morgan Willett. They plan to nominate and evict Justin Duncan from the Big Brother Over the Top house. Sound great, right? Too bad it’s a completely fake Big Brother Over the Top alliance.

Jason devised a plan to make the Ball Smashers look like fools. Going into today’s power of veto ceremony, the Ball Smashers hoped that Jason’s word were true. However, he planned to blindside them.

He removed Danielle from the Big Brother Over the Top block. He then named Morgan as a replacement nominee. Drama immediately erupted after the nomination reveal. The Ball Smashers called out Whitney on playing both sides, and then the Late Night Jamboree tried to call the women out on various things said this week.

After all tears were shed, Shelby revealed to Alex about being on track to become a lawyer, so Morgan and her revealed about the sister twist.

Tomorrow night, either Morgan, Alex, or Whitney Hogg will be the first person evicted that night.

Later, another person will leave the Big Brother Over the Top house.

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'Sister Wives' returning to TLC with brand new season November 27

Sister Wives is bringing more drama to TLC this November.

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Derek Hough -- 8 things to know about the 'Dancing with the Stars' pro

Derek Hough -- 8 things to know about the Dancing with the Stars professional dancer who competed on Season 23.

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Kyle Richards Opens Up About Her Struggle To Be Thin & The Possibility Of Going Under The Knife Again

You have probably noticed people (mostly Lisa Vanderpump‘s husband Ken Todd) making references to Kyle Richards wearing moomoos on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s her signature look and I just figured it was because they’re super comfortable to wear, but maybe there’s more to the story. Kyle opened up about her struggles to stay thin and maintain her looks.

Personally, I feel like Kyle has always looked great, so to hear that she was struggling with this, is surprising and actually refreshing to hear that even wealthy reality TV stars have the same face and body insecurities that we all have. Nevertheless, I was still shocked to see her posing in a bathing suit with Erika Jayne in the trailer for the upcoming season. I totally support Kyle (and any other human) having the body confidence that Erika constantly exudes, but even more than that, I respect Kyle for opening up about how tough it is, even when it really seems like she is just effortlessly stunning.

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Kyle opened up about her appearance in a recent interview with Daily Mail.

Kyle admitted, “I do not usually parade around in a bathing suit. I’ve just never really been like that.” Thankfully she channeled her inner Erika and just went for it. Kyle also said, “I have four kids. I’m 47. I just thought, ‘Fine, whatever! It’s certainly not going to get better, so I might as well.”’ I couldn’t agree more.

Kyle kept it real when she admitted, “I work out really hard. It’s not easy for me. My body tends to want to be curvy naturally so I have to really fight hard to stay thinner.”

RELATED: Kyle Richards’ Scripted Series Picked Up By TV Land

I thought Kyle was just naturally thin, but it’s nice to know since I’m sure a lot of women watch her on TV and can’t help doing a little compare and contrast. It is cool that she’s just like a lot of us who have to work hard to get results.

Aside from putting in the time and effort, Kyle also admitted that she is not opposed to getting cosmetic surgery, especially since already admitted to getting a nose job and liposuction. Kyle shared, ‘The truth is, I’m really scared of those things, but I did have my nose done. And I was terrified but it wasn’t that bad.” I have to assume that this is a plot line during the upcoming season so that should be interesting to see since I feel like Kyle is normally cool, calm, and collected when it comes to sharing her personal life and opinions.

TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KYLE OPENING UP ABOUT HER STRUGGLE TO STAY THIN? DOES THAT MAKE HER MORE RELATABLE TO WATCH?

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Gilmore Girls Characters' Favorite Things in 2016 Revealed: Books, Movies and Binge-Watches

The Girls are back and more pop culture obsessed than ever. Gilmore Girls was always known for its pop culture references, past and current, and if there's one thing we're sure...


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'The Voice' welcoming Garth Brooks as key adviser for Top 12 performance show

The Voice has signed on Garth Brooks as a key adviser for Season 11's first live show.

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It's Time for TV to Let JonBenét Ramsey Rest in Peace

Hey, TV network presidents: Can we talk for a second? We here at E! News know how much you love a good trend. Something connects with an audience for one of your competitors and...


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Phaedra Parks Reveals What She’s Looking For In A New Man

Now that Phaedra Parks is finally divorced from the currently incarcerated Apollo Nida, the fans want to know if she’s dating anyone special. Everyone who watches Real Housewives of Atlanta knows that these two were not exactly in a good place before Apollo went to prison and the fact that he will be locked up for years is definitely going to help matters, so we all saw this one coming. As far as I can tell, Phaedra doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she has revealed what she’s looking for in a new man.

Phaedra has been very adamant about waiting until she’s officially (legally) single before dating again which is admirable. Not only that, but her life is so public since she’s a reality star so I don’t blame her to taking her time before she is ready to bring someone new into the picture. Plus, Phaedra has two young sons who I’m sure play a very important factor in her dating decisions.

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So what is Phaedra looking for in a new man? I’m sure she wants one who is not in prison like her last one, obviously. But sh eems to be such a particular person so I’m sure that her standards are high.

Phaedra opened up about dating in an interview with Bravotv.com. Phaedra admitted, “I am not looking for a man, as I know the right man is looking for me.” That is just such a Phaedra thing to say and I love it.

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So when this man is done looking for Phaedra, what is she hoping for? “When he finds me, I know he will be God fearing, kind, generous, conscientious, but most importantly he will love my sons as much as I do. My first priority is always my children, so to date me, you have to court them as well.”

That all makes a lot of sense. Apollo really put Phaedra and her family through the ringer in a very public manner. So I don’t blame her for setting the bar high and being cautious before she brings a new dude into her world.

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Eden Sassoon And Dorit Kemsley On Joining Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills welcomes two new girls, feisty Brit Dorit Kemsley and Friend of the Housewives Eden Sassoon, this season.

Eden, the daughter of legendary hair stylist Vidal Sassoon, reveals the others were quite shocked by her “youthful sense of stepping outside of the box.” By that I’m guessing she said the F-word and Kyle Richards cried and hid under her kaftan?

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“I’m a little bit of a rebel in a fun playful way,” describes Eden. “There are things where they look at me and they’re like, ‘What? No?’ I’m like, ‘Oh yeah, this is exactly what I’m going to do. ‘And they’re like, ‘We’re calling your mom. We’re calling your parents.'”

The 43-year-old salon owner and a mother of two is also sober and single. Eden considers this a season of peace and healing, which she was happy to contribute to. “I try to get involved in a situation or talk to people in a way that’s different,” she tells The Daily Mail.

Why do I already foresee her not getting along with one Erika? Eden seems a little Siggy Flicker, Relationship Expert-y.

Eden was only a casual Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills viewer before joining, but decided, “with everything that’s going on and where I stand as the woman that I am, let’s open this door and see where it takes me.”

RELATED – Eden And Dorit Attend Vanderpump Dog Foundation Gala

It hasn’t all been happy days, however. Obviously, there’s been some conflict.

“When you add anyone into the group, it changes. I think that we as humans mirror one another, ” Eden explains. “I think that I can only bring who I am and make them look at who they are. And I’m not perfect by any means and that will obviously be shown.”

Dorit had quite a background in the goings on of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills thanks to her “very dear” friendship with Lisa Vanderpump.

Despite being in close proximity to RHOBH, Dorit was too busy having children to watch the show and admits to doing “catch up homework” once she signed her contract. “I wouldn’t say I was all that prepared for doing it,” she confesses.

“I think that I bring a lot of fun and definitely honesty,” says Dorit, a mom of two young sons, who is family-oriented and loves fashion. Her husband Paul seems like he will be an active participant in her storyline as well. Plus, previews show her going at it with Erika.

TELL US – ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT WHAT DORIT AND EDEN WILL BRING TO THE SHOW?

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Ashley Hebert and husband J.P. Rosenbaum welcome baby girl, share first photo on Instagram

Ashley Hebert has given birth to her second child with husband J.P. Rosenbaum, and the couple is proud to show her off!

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Amanda Stanton reveals household income with fiance Josh Murray in custody-battle court documents

Amanda Stanton claims she and fiance Josh Murray are wealthy in both love and money.

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Marilu Henner gave 'Dancing with the Stars' pro partner Derek Hough "sexual tips" this season

Marilu Henner and her Dancing with the Stars pro partner Derek Hough certainly didn't have a mother-and-son relationship this season.

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'The Bachelorette' Ashley Hebert posts first photo of new daughter

Ashley Hebert has given fans a first glimpse of her newborn daughter.

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'The Voice' determines Top 12 artists after 20 hopefuls perform live and face real-time voting and results

The Voice narrowed down the Top 20 field of artists to only 12 survivors during Monday night's broadcast of Season 11's "The Live Playoffs" on NBC.

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Jenni 'JWoww' Farley and Roger Mathews celebrate son Greyson's baptism

Jenni "JWoww" Farley and her husband Roger Mathews celebrated their son's baptism over the weekend.

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Nine hours of election-free, relaxing TV starts at 3 p.m. ET

The Weather Channel is giving us an option to escape election coverage: a nine-hour marathon of nature and weather footage, which starts at 3 p.m. ET. Read this story »

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Kim D Accuses Teresa Giudice And Melissa Gorga Of Trying To Sabotage Her

Kim D constantly stirs things up on Real Housewives of New Jersey and in some weird way I love her for that. I like how we don’t actually have to get to know Kim D or hear anything about her family/personal life, but she just comes in to cause drama and let the other ladies clean it up. I would be afraid to cross her in real life, but as a viewer, I really live for her appearances.

Now that Kim is no longer a Teresa Giudice soldier, she is coming for Tre and her new BFF Melissa Gorga. Did you really think that part 1 of the RHONJ reunion would air without Kim sharing her thoughts? Of course not. Kim D is a card carrying member of Jacqueline Laurita’s squad now and she is spilling all of the tea. Honestly, I can never tell if she is telling the truth or if she is just making things up to get attention, but Kim D is always doing what she can to be a part of the conversation.

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The producers of this show must love Kim D. She isn’t even a cast member yet she always comes through to provide some drama. Kim shared her reaction to the RHONJ reunion on Instagram.

Kim posted an image of text that included a lot of accusations, poor grammar, and excessive punctuation. Kim claimed, “Melissa absolutely told the girls and many other people not to shop or film my store or fashion show!!!”

Well, Kim is a pretty smart cookie and made sure that she started drama whenever the cast was at Posche and the store’s fashion show, so of course that was going to make the cut when the episodes aired.

Kim tried to pull rank, proclaiming, “I was on the show before her and my store and fashion shows! Not kool to try and sabotage another woman’s lively hood!!!”

RELATED: Kim D Claims Melissa Gorga Doesn’t Own Envy

Even though Kim D is an extremely polarizing person, I do agree that no one should try sabotage another person’s livelihood (spelled correctly), but Kim is extremely opportunistic and manipulative when it comes to promoting her business on a show that she is not even a part of. I get why the rest of the cast might not want her around, I mean she always brings the drama, which is great for the viewers, but not for the other ladies – WHO ARE ACTUALLY A PART OF THE SHOW.

Of course, Kim D brought up the issue that will never die: strippergate. Kim alleged, “And btw Teresa you did call me after your fight with Jacqueline at her house and asked if I would come on and film with you and say Jacqueline knew about strippergate!!! I declined!!! Stop the lies!!!  And the sabotage!!!”

I don’t even know what to believe anymore, but at this point, I completely tune out when the (newly coined) word “strippergate” is uttered on this show. Enough is enough already. Can we please talk about something else? Melissa and Teresa clearly don’t give a shit about what happened in the past, so if people want to cause trouble between them, they should just try to bring up a new topic.

Kim finished off her rant with this gem: “I guess both of you are not the big shots you think you are!! They did film my new store Posche by Kim D and my fashion show!! Try harder next time !!!!”

I never know what to believe with Kim, but whether her words are true or not, I’ll say this, she’s always entertaining.

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Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Premiere Recap: Not OK!

Welcome back to Vanderpump Rules, where people miraculously age in reverse – but only in their personalities and maturity levels.

Despite our year-long hiatus, little has changed at SUR, the illustrious sur-vers and their counterparts. Kristen Doute and Stassi Schroeder are back in the full-time rotation, to reign supreme over the dysfunction, with Scheana Marie and Katie Maloney their tittering accomplices. Tom 2 is a mere accessory to their life of crime, the teeny dog shoved in a purse to nip and yap occasionally. And everybody still hates Lala Kent!

I don’t know guys – are we really in for another season of mean girls justifying their own behavior by calling the other person mean? It’s like Vanderpump Rules is just an audition for Real Housewives, a job Stassi presumably believes will be hers as soon as she convinces a Hollywood mogul, or rich business man to marry her. Maybe when Lala’s ‘boyfriend,’ the married guy with 35,022 kids who is passing out free Range Rovers on Halloween, ditches that wife of his Stassi can swoop right in?

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Back to the semi-clad reality – Brittany Cartwright is now working at SUR. So, um… Brittany, ummm… looks a bit worse for the wear. Is it Jax Taylor that changes a girl, or SUR? Or possibly Kristen? The newest rumor circulating is that Brittany ‘experimented sexually’ with Kristen on the side. Is it possible for Kristen to NOT CHEAT? She spent several seasons screaming that Ariana Madix is a home wrecking whore for kissing Tom 1 while they were together. I’m just gonna go out on a limb here to ascertain that Kristen does not know the meaning of the word “hypocrite”?

Jax is not happy being working and living with Brittany – it’s too much togetherness. He means that SUR used to be a refuge, where he could flirt with other women, get drunk, and do all his misdeeds behind Lisa Vanderpump‘s closed doors, but now Brittany is right there looming over him, like the mean mommy, who also expects him to put-out. Jax must sabotage, so he tells Tom 1 that he came home at 2am and walked in on Kristen eating clam chowder with Brittany.

So that’s a way to open the season, right?! We are now entering Lala Land [insert image of palm tree vagina here].

Tom can believe it, because there was once a time when Kristen and Jax hooked up right behind Tom’s back. Later when Tom recounts the story to Ariana she laughs, “You can’t go to sleep around Kristen!” and decrees that Kristen will henceforth renounce her given name of “Krazy Kristen” to be re-baptized “Kunnilingus Kristen.” Or as Yolanda Foster once asked, if that was a special way the Japanese have of preparing oysters.

Of course Tom also imparts this tale to Lisa, who is far less surprised than she should be. Poooooor Jax – no one feels bad that he got Jax’d or is it Kristen’d? I’d just like to reiterate, for the umpteenth time, that Jax and Kristen are soul mates. When they have exhausted every other available person in the Greater-LA area with their drama, they will at the ripe old age of say, 45, get drunk and head to Vegas for a all-night wedding chapel, where Kristen will say I DO in a toilet paper bridal gown, pronounced man and wife by an Elvis Impersonator. I imagine they’ll be very happy together. Maybe Jax will even graduate to bartending at Villa Blanca!

It’s the night of the OK! Magazine party. This is “like the SUR Christmas party” and the most important event of the year. Stassi and Kristen get ready together while Kristen waxes poetic about how much she loves Carter, who actually splits bills 60/40 – I think she means Carter covers the booze tab.

Stassi bemoans that she and Patrick breakup every other day. She has no clue how a stellar and mature person such as herself is in an unstable relationship while Kristen is living with a man who buys wine. Stassi’s overly inflated ego continues to be one of my favorite things about this show.

Scheana and Katie are disgusted that Lala and James Kennedy will also be attending. Katie makes sure they’re sitting at a separate table. She doesn’t think it’s fair that Lala is allowed to be in the same room as her after all the horrible things Lala said about her, and how she ruined her engagement party.

I’m already exhausted by the self-constructed feud Katie has against Lala. Katie and Scheana, and Kristen said and did plenty of heinous stuff to Lala – including accusing her of being a prostitute, so they can shut-it!

James is back at SUR after being temporarily remanded to PUMP, but he’s doing OK – this week. Lisa congratulates him on keeping his drinking under control even while his parents are going through a divorce. James is 25, and doesn’t live at home, but he’s crying because his dad left his mom?

Tom 2 is forced to be the third-wheel in a Kristen/Stassi sandwich that is basically all mayonnaise and pickles while waiting for Katie. It’s actually more like being the third wheel of a Flintstone car. Kristen and Stassi henpeck Tom 2 like he’s their own fiancé and lecture him for trying to have his own opinion. When will Tom 2 learn that he will lose for trying? To try injecting sanity or rationale into this group will only leave him emotionally unfulfilled. That’s why Tom 1 looked outside the nucleus to find a mate, and look how contented he and Ariana seem; getting dressed together in the ladies bathroom of SUR, discussing wardrobe options, gossiping, and then Tom counseling her on how to navigate steps through the harrowing high heels and super tight skirt combo.

Of course by the time Tom and Ariana arrive at the OK! party there has already been incident. Or should I call it a Jamesident.

Before James and Lala arrived there was already a grouse in the air. Jax was telling everyone about Kristen and Brittany’s extracurricular hookup. Kristen implied it happened and told him to stop talking about it, but Brittany insists it was only a kiss and demands Jax stop talking about it. She’s right – if your own boyfriend is spreading rumors about you, you’re relationship is probably terrible!

In the middle of that debacle, in strolls James with Lala. James can’t restrain himself from waltzing over to the ‘Popular’ table to taunt them about their thickening skulls, thickening clique, and in some cases, thickening midsections (but diminishing noses!). It wasn’t like James received a welcome reception or anything – quite the contrary, in fact Stassi and Katie screeched at them to get away like the grouchy old lady neighbor who throws things at your cat when it comes into her yard.

James loves a challenge. Or rather James loves negative attention – or anything attention at all, actually, so even acknowledging his presence by telling him how much he sucks fills him with a levitating glee like a kid with a sugar high. James starts mixing a drink while Lala snarks to the girls, “I see you’ve been working on your summer bodies.” James congratulates Katie on her pregnancy. Really it wasn’t a good look for anybody.

Scheana tries to physically shove James away from their table, and he retaliates by pretending to jerk-off a vodka-cranberry and sloshing the “results” all over their table, before scurrying away.

Jax, cannot contain himself. He has the impulse control of the Incredible Hulk on meth, and chases after James wanting to fight. Stassi and Katie chase after Lala, and then Kristen screams in Lala’s face until she is like “Bye Hellacia.” Stassi says it’s the most embarrassing moment of her life. She has a short memory. And also low-standards. And delusions of grandeur.

There are no winners here, but this group is really unsightly mean to Lala – and always has been. For Katie to declare that she gave Lala a chance?

After that is when Tom and Ariana arrive, ready to have fun, and confronted by accusations that they’re to blame for simply trying to stay neutral. They’re shocked by what transpired in the 2 hours it was taking them to style Tom’s hair. “I just saw them…” Ariana begins, intending to say and it didn’t seem like James and Lala weren’t going to start trouble, but Tequila Katie cuts her off and yells at Ariana for taking Lala’s side and being a bad friend.

That’s when Tom 2, who hasn’t really said BOO this whole time – not while James called Katie prego, or Lala called her fat, but when Katie starts going in on Tom and Ariana over nothing. Tom 2 has concerns – now that Katie is hanging out with Stassi and Kristen again she’s backsliding into Stassi’s minion; drinking all the time, being a hateful mean girl, and starting fights. Tom 2 is disappointed that he reunited Katie and Stassi. Reap what you sow, little noodle!

Apparently the reason no one likes Lala is that she’s f–king a married man, who happens to be the friend of someone Stassi knows, and as we know, none of Scheana Marie‘s friends will tolerate homewrecking hoes! Ariana doesn’t want to be party to rumors any more than she wants to be subjected to group-think, so with frienemies like these, she’d rather sit alone – or go home with Tom. Also she at least can trust that she’ll never come home to Kristen going down on him!

Tom 1 is left to console a waffling James, who starts bawling into his shoulder about his parents divorce and insisting that Tom would never stand for a fat girlfriend.

Katie is going to be Lisa’s assistant one day a week to help with all Lisa’s upcoming events.  Katie visits Villa Rosa to spill her whine about all the awful horrible, atrocious things James and Lala did and said.

Lisa is disappointed. Then gets down to the business of psychoanalyzing and lecturing James at SUR. Dr. Lisa diagnoses that James is so afraid of being unnoticed by the cameras he goes out of his way to taunt and provoke, just to reaffirm that he’s worthy of attention. Projecting his childhood onto the unmotherly arms of Team Stassi will always leave one more f–ked up than they started, though!

Lisa sees James as a male-version of Kristen, someone who cannot stop cutting off her nose to spite her face, as she warns him – for the umpteenth time – that he’s on his last chance.

Meanwhile Jax and Brittany have moved into a decent apartment, but that’s about the only thing good in their relationship. Jax won’t stop mentioning the Brittany/Kristen hook-up until Brittany threatens to move back to Kentucky. She does realize that’s what he’s hoping for? Oh Brittany, you and your country muffin just got bit by the Jax. And Jax is laughing all the way to Tinder about his ‘karma’.

Meanwhile Katie has Stassi, Kristen, and Scheana over for a little wedding planning, which instantly turns to bitching mercilessly about Lala while Tom 2 looks on, saddened by what he sees. He thought he’d be marrying a WO-MAN, but instead he’s marrying his high school worst nightmare and her cronies, and he’ll be stuck with 3 cackling sister wives treating him like their wine-fetching bitch. Is it too late to save Tom?

James and Lala feel no remorse for suggesting a beach body workout, because Stassi is a “bitch” and Katie is a “blob” and Scheana is married to a silent lurch who pretend she matters. Is that better or worse than being an alien?

TELL US – DOES LALA DESERVE THE HATE? DO YOU BELIEVE BRITTANY AND KRISTEN HOOKED UP?

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