Roseanne Barr brought back Roseanne, her iconic TV show, but she didn't bring back everything. "No, I kept it and I'm not bringing it back. I took the Godzilla," Barr told...For the most part, the last Real Housewives of Orange County season was a total dud. One high point (for the viewers at least) was when an angry Shannon Beador threw a full plate of food across the table while she was screaming at Kelly Dodd at an ironically named restaurant called Quiet Woman.
I will never get over that scene and apparently Shannon still has love for that restaurant where the infamous confrontation went down. Shannon returned to Quiet Woman with friends to celebrate her 54th birthday this past weekend.
This was Shannon’s first birthday as a single woman for quite some time, so I don’t blame her for celebrating at multiple places with her friends and uploading a bunch of photos.
Shannon shared photos with her friends, joked that it looks like she got a boob job in one photo, and for a minute she gave me hope that she found a new boo when she posted a photo of a man sitting across the table. Then I looked at her caption and dissected the hash tags to see that the man she photographed is actually her friend’s husband.
Even though it doesn’t appear that Shannon had a date by her side to celebrate this year, it sure beats the date she’s had for the past few years. Check out the photos of Shannon celebrating her 54th birthday by flipping through the photo gallery below.
RELATED: Shannon Beador Speaks Out About Divorce Proceedings Amid Rumors Of Hostile Behavior
TELL US- ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE SHANNON’S WIFE AS A SINGLE WOMAN NEXT SEASON ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY?
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When Erika Girardi (and her alter ego Erika Jayne) joined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she was an immediate fan favorite during her rookie season. After her unprovoked Hong Kong meltdown during her second season and her freak out at new cast member Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave this year, that “fan favorite” status in jeopardy.
Obviously there are a lot of people who are going to adore Erika no matter what. There is a lot to like: she has an intriguing double life, she says hilarious things during her on-camera interviews, and she has such an over the top sense of style. The list goes on and on, but it is tough to watch her snapping at Teddi over and over again, when it appears to be unprovoked. Obviously none of the viewers know every single word exchanged between the two of them, but based on the episodes alone, Erika’s interactions with Teddi have been less than flattering- and that’s putting it nicely.
Before discussing her lack of relationship with Erika, Teddi addressed her confusing dynamic with Dorit Kemsley during an interview for The Bitch Bible podcast. Teddi admitted, “Truthfully as much as the fans have said otherwise, I like Dorit. She’s great TV. She’s funny. She’s a good person. She does have as good heart. Truthfully, me crying came from when Dorit showed me kindness at the end. It wasn’t from when I got snapped at.”
Then Teddi described Erika’s freak out by saying, “Yes, it was too much. It was aggressive. I was shocked.” So were the viewers, Teddi. She added, “As an adult, I’ve never been snapped at before.” She even confessed, “Watching it back I was like ‘What’s wrong with you, Teddi?'”
Teddi seems to have good moments with all of the cast members, even Dorit, but as of this moment, it doesn’t seem like she has any sort of relationship with Erika. Teddi said, “For me personally, I never felt at ease with her and that’s the only person I can say that about on the show.” Ouch.
Teddi theorized, “I think she is aware.” She continued, “I know I can sometimes have a resting bitch face and not even realize I’m doing it.” She also said, “Whereas I see her relationships with the other women and I think they have a good relationship. They have good communication skills. They just don’t really exist with me. In Erika’s defense, Teddi basically called Erika a liar when she accused her of having “pretend amnesia.” I don’t blame Erika for being upset, but her reaction was way too much.
Teddi continued, “For me, it’s not really about the glam, but I feel like so many people in Erika’s life are constantly saying how great she is. So it’s hard when anybody doesn’t really agree with you and I think I’m not the most agreeable human being. I assume that’s probably very irritating.”
It didn’t end with that dinner face off though. Teddi had to relive the interaction when she watched the episode, plus she got to see the digs Erika made during her on-camera interviews. Teddi confessed, “I obviously didn’t like the cry baby comment.” I mean, who wouldn’t? She even joked, “‘I’m done being nice to you.’ She was never nice to me, so that statement didn’t even make sense.” She did invite Teddi to Berlin, that was nice of her…. Oh just kidding, Teddi is a cast member on this show, so I’m sure she was contractually obligated to partake in an all expenses paid trip, so no, Erika’s “invitation” to the girls, really wasn’t much of a gesture if you think about it.
It’s pretty obvious that Dorit has no relationship with Erika, but she seems to have some mixed feelings about Dorit. She admitted, “I haven’t talked to Dorit.” Why is that? Teddi shared, “In all of her interviews, she hasn’t been that positive toward me, but I don’t need her to. My point is, if I say something nice about you, I’m not saying it because I want to hear it back. For me, say all the things that you want, your actions are what actually matter.” For example, she pointed out, “Telling me I look pretty isn’t being nice to me.”
And what about that glassware controversy? Teddi explained, “The thing is, I didn’t even care for me. I felt bad for the bartender.” She continued, “My point was never truthfully to dog out Dorit when I told Lisa [Vanderpump] about it.” If you watch that scene again (which I have several times), you can even see that Teddi never even said Dorit’s name when she was talking to Lisa. Lisa was able to guess- without a doubt- that Dorit was the one who went out of her way to make Teddi feel inferior at her own event.
Teddi explained why she told Lisa about Dorit’s glassware complaints: “It was more to say that you guys are just on a different playing field than me when it comes to events.”
As of now, there really isn’t much that Teddi can do. The season was filmed months ago. Now she just has the reunion to prepare for. She revealed, “I’ve gone back and watched all these reunions now. I’m really ready for mine.” We’ll see about that.
TELL US- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON: TEDDI’S OR ERIKA’S? DO YOU THINK TEDDI IS A GOOD ADDITION TO THE SHOW? SHOULD TEDDI COME BACK FOR A SECOND SEASON?
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Cue the laugh. Roseanne returns to ABC tonight after 21 years and along with the revival (literally, in Dan's case) of most of your favorite wise-cracking characters, there's a...I’m so tired of hearing about Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright‘s pathetic relationship. I’m so tired of it that I’m actually in agreement with Tom Sandoval on the matter: Brittany stupidly chose to stay with Jax knowing he’s a low-down, dirty scoundrel, so leave her alone to stew in her own Kentucky fried juices.
I personally think Brittany loooooves laying on that accent, thick as a beer cheese dipped chicken wing, and playing damsel in distress. Not to the guys – Jax already rescued her from a Hooters farm in ‘tucky – but to the girls on Vanderpump Rules. They see it as their responsibility to rescue Brittany. Maybe because those that can’t do a decent relationship, try to micromanage other’s disaster relationships. Or maybe they know they’re all a lost cause but sweet, innocent Brittany of the slow blinking My Little Pony eyes and Dr. Pepper flavored Bonne Belle chapstick – they can save her from the Jaxing that destroyed Stassi Schroeder and so many before (and during and after) her!
So Mexico started off swimmingly. After the Shemotional Terrorist Convention, all wearing white in a show of solidarity and virtue, stormed off they gather the rest of their coven – including Brittany – for a skinny dip in the ocean. Stassi decrees that she will NOT let Brittany leave them for Florida (and Jax) and that if they all touch nipples Jax will get hit in the crotch with a hockey puck and abandon the sport forever. Stassi doesn’t like Scheana Marie, but she has to give her props for outwitting her in the dastardly department in trying to set Brittany up with sexy Adam to show her the truth is out there – and so too are better men. Maybe Scheana should set Stassi up next and free her from that man bun mess she calls Patrick? This could become a new element of Divorce Closet!
But seriously when did hockey become Jax’s “passion”? I thought chasing bush was his passion. And lying. This guy is a mess, but he’s Brittany’s mess – not Stassi’s (although he’ll always claim a piece of her psycho); not Scheana’s, not the Toms (OK maybe he is the Toms’ mess).
Kristen Doute is also a mess (as is everyone else, but let’s give Kristen her long-awaited moment to shine. She’s been in hiding since like Season 3). For some reason Kristen can’t handle traveling unless she has Carter to hold her hand and talk her down from the edge of smoking balconies while consuming Xanax and edibles. As evidenced by last season, Carter is a drama queen, and thank god he is the only man alive whom can distract Kristen enough to restrict her terrorizing to Stassi, ergo leaving the rest of us alone.
Kristen is so drunk she’s speaking Spanish but thinks it’s English and actually believes she’s skinnydipping with seven maids a milking, not her friends. The milk ultimately winds up in Lala Kent‘s baby bottle, topped off with honey, while Kristen winds up belligerently screaming at Stassi until Stassi flees her room under emotional duress. She compares Kristen to an ISIS member. As I said before, Stassi can take her next vacation to Guantanamo and ask some real ISIS members to touch nipples with her … I hear the waterboarding is wonderful!
After being forced out of her room in the dark, a distraught Stassi has no where to go – she’s completely alone – save for Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz. While the girls were dipping in the lady ocean, the guys were getting drunk. Very, very drunk. Tom and Katie are laying in bed, masticating a pizza and using it’s grease to lubricate their kisses, and pizza it was disgusting. So disgusting. It was the kind of love found only in Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo, and I had visions of Tom and Katie on My 600lb Life. Katie literally was laying in bed with a plate of pizza propped on her chest while Tom drooled cheese on her face. The worst part is that KATIE sees this as a sign of fidelity and the amazing strength of her marriage. Because instead of Tom getting drunk and making out with random girls, he’s getting drunk and making out with a pizza, then possibly her. Suddenly there is a knock at the door!
Tom is saved by a stark raving Stassi who seeks asylum in the night. So Stassi climbs into their marital bed, where she’s always been and where she’s always belonged. Sister Wife Stassi shoves Tom 2 aside and claims dominance over an entire half of the bed (albeit the grease-stained side). This is Tom’s life…he is the second wife. It’s been a wonderful honeymoon of a first year of marriage – just ask Katie!
Sadly this entire nightmare was only marginally more disturbing than Lala slurping a baby bottle (her “bubby” to fall asleep. It’s to help her “anxiety” when she can’t suck Randall’s man-dle. It is so bizarre that Scheana, clutching a stuffed frog she calls Prince Rob which she kisses over and over again in the hopes that her fairy tale comes true and he appears in a white Range Rover to slip a diamond-studded Louboutin on her bunioned foot and transform into the Little Lord Fauntleroy prince of WeHo when scene explodes into something resembling a Katie Perry concert, aka their wedding.
Instead the real Rob instructs Scheana to turn her phone off and focus on her vacation, not SnapChat or Facetiming him. If Rob can convince Scheana to turn her phone off, maybe she won’t be able to track him? #FreeRob Rob is supposedly home running Divorce Closet… meaning he’s actually entering Witness Protection while burning all Scheana’s giant framed photos of them, which he found in the Hope Chest hidden underneath Shay’s snowboard.
The next day before anyone’s even had time to sleep it off, they’re waking up obscenely early by any measures – not just vacation ones – to travel to a waterpark. Albeit it did turn out to be amazing. Part coves, part petting zoo, part James Kennedy truth serum. Something has been eating at James – and it wasn’t the uncomfortable heartburn from too much whiskey – he feels compelled to tell Jax that Scheana is attempting to set Brittany up with Adam.
Poor James – so desperate for love and affection. It’s his parents fault, and also the AWFUL atrocious bullies from England who tormented him so much they literally broke one of his legs. That’s heartbreaking and it makes me (and even Kristen) love James just a little bit more. I think we all just want to give him a hug. ‘Specially Kristen’s alter-ego Drunksten as we will apparently see next week.
Also poor Jax. He started the day breathing into his healing rock. (I’m shocked Brittany didn’t inform him that Jesus should be his healing rock!) Then at the water park he had a talk with Brittany (her snorkeling mask and her adoptive family of baby lemurs) about his first love Hockey and Brittany is potentially open to leaving Cali. Because she is an idiot and the lemur family needs to sue for emancipation, then take over raising Brittany themselves in the Mexican forest. I mean the only thing she eats is tequila so …
Also now Kristen and Stassi are in a fight! During their trip to Europe last year Kristen got so out of control – on edibles? – Stassi and Katie ditched her and fled to Paris, seeking refuge in Chanel. (They were refused). Stassi’s nightmare resumed in Mexico. At the water park, after being subjected to the sleep deprivation torture chamber, an emotionally imperiled Stassi even vents to Ariana Madix, who pretends care. Um, why wouldn’t Stassi just GET HER OWN HOTEL ROOM?!
Stassi is avoiding Kristen, but ultimately they wind up arguing over Kristen’s drunken behavior. Stassi blames Kristen entirely, but Kristen believes they’re both at fault and accuses Stassi of throwing constant tantrums and never taking accountability. I title this argument “Pot Meet Kettle. You’re both assholes who need to have a lid put on it.” But cute swimsuits!
So that was a fun and refreshing day at the waterpark. Full of wholesome family fun, healthy beverages, and relaxing entertainment.
Back at the hotel, brimming with new information about Brittany and Adam, Jax sits Brittany down for a lecture. Brittany blames everything thing on Scheana’s good intentions and in a roundabout way reveals that Adam isn’t really interested in her, he just wanted to be on TV. Although Scheana may have made it seem like he had a crush on Brit-Brit.
Jax is now furious at Scheana for meddling in his relationship. He fails to recognize the irony that he meddled in her relationship just weeks before and this is revenge SUR-ved. He fumes all through dinner at a SUR in Mexico. Does Lisa Vanderpump own this franchise too? What is going on here? I am so confused!
Back at SUR in Hollywood, Billie Lee is once again tattling and causing trouble when she informs on Scheana for trying to arrange a match between Adam and Brittany. Lisa Vanderpump pretends to be scandalized, but she purrs all the way home to make Ken a dinner from scratch inspired by her own creations and filled to the brim with chopped nuts. (OK I may have made up the nut part, but you know if the hyperbole fits…).
Over dinner at SURixo, Scheana talks continually about Super Rob. Super Rob’s TV hanging skills. Super Rob’s handiness with power tools. SuperRob’s amazing, ingenious inventive means of working his way out of a tricky situation… like fleeing Scheana? Half the group dropped dead from boredom, but Tom 1 and Jax fled to the bathroom where Jax tells Tom about Scheana is meddling in his relationship. Predictably Tom is scandalized. I wonder if Tom knows about Ariana’s involvement in Scheana’s scheme?
Later in a club with music so loud they can barely hear each other, Jax confronts Scheana and they have a fight. Scheana lets him know that Brittany was well-aware that of her plans with Adam. Jax twists this into believing Brittany went on a date with Adam behind his back, and storms out. Cause irony, like hypocrisy is lost on this person. He probably thinks they’re the names of colognes.
While Tom 2 was getting so wasted he started dryhumping James’s leg, Tom 1 defended Jax. After all, this might be one of his last opportunities since 1/3 of his heart may move to Tampa, abandoning their carefully cultivated bromance! Ahhhh… male bonding: a tale as old as time; a love as old as rhyme… Ariana warned Tom that this is known as “growing up” and it’s normal. Tom fumed as he Googled ‘grownup,” then decided he wanted no part in that mess. Frustration flashed across his effulgent skin. Oh no, this adult-ing, well it stops with construction cocktails for Tom Tom and managing the enormous responsibilities of possessing Lisa’s phone number. Otherwise it’s waterparks and Coors Light for-ev-ver.
Kristen Claims She Actually Ditched Stassi & Katie In Paris
TELL US – DOES JAX HAVE A RIGHT TO BE MAD AT SCHEANA? SHOULD JAMES HAVE TATTLED? WHOSE A BIGGER SHEMOTIONAL TERRORIST: KRISTEN OR STASSI?
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Even though it has become such a staple in the Real Housewives franchise, the psychic readings never seem to go well. In fact, they pretty much never do. It is almost always a disaster. From unfavorable predictions, to a room full of skepticism, it is just a recipe for disaster, but on the bright side, it usually lends itself to some good episodes.
Who could ever forget that drunk medium with the e-cigarette who told Kyle Richards that her husband “could never emotionally fulfill” her during Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 1? Well, apparently Kyle is not averse to all psychics/mediums – just that one in particular – since Kyle is the one who brought on Psychic Rebecca during the last Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode.
Even though some of the women on the show were blown away by Rebecca’s observations, others were just not buying it when she said she gets calls from Heaven on her cell phone. Kyle came to Rebecca’s defense on Twitter.
Kyle tweeted, “I know there are always skeptics … but Rebecca told me I would be on a TV show with some women. 1 named Lisa , 1 Named Taylor, and my sister Kim … This was in March 2009! There was no #RHOBH yet. I thought that was ridiculous. I had never even met a female Taylor b4.”
And as we all know, Kyle did end up doing a show with Lisa Vanderpump (and eventually Lisa Rinna), Taylor Armstrong, and her sister Kim Richards.
A fan asked Kyle, “Any other predictions that became true?????” Kyle didn’t open up about any specifics, but she did tweet, “Sooo many!” I really wish she elaborated. I want to believe and just need some more examples as evidence.
RELATED: Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Heaven Knows
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT KYLE’S PSYCHIC REBECCA? DID SHE SEEM CREDIBLE?
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Blame it on the alcohol, baby! As any married couple knows, getting into an argument while intoxicated is never a good idea. And for one Married at First Sight pair, they're about to...If anyone knows how to make a comeback, it’s Teresa Giudice. After spending nearly a year in prison, she has bounced back and is doing better than ever- minus that whole having a husband in prison and being a single parent while he’s locked up thing. Nevertheless, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star is always hard at work so she can provide for her family.
But what about Joe Giudice? Where does he fall on the list of priorities? Last season there was a reach for a story line speculation that Teresa might leave Joe and it didn’t help that Teresa openly admitted she hadn’t visited Joe in prison for almost eight months.
In an interview with People, the Real Housewife insisted that she visits her husband “all the time,” but it’s just not at the top of her priority list.
Teresa explained, “This is how it goes. Work comes first — I’m by myself — so it’s work, then all the kids’ activities come second. Then he comes third.” She added, “He’s totally fine with that. When I’m free, then I go see him, and he’s totally fine with that.”
That does sound kind of harsh, but it does make perfect sense when she has to provide for the family completely on her own.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TERESA’S ORDER OF PRIORITIES? DO YOU THINK THAT SHE & JOE WILL GO THE DISTANCE?
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It's finally time to return to Lanford. 20 years and one questionable series finale later, the Conners are making their way back to ABC with the one-hour Roseanne premiere on Tuesday,...
Christina Aguilera looks AMAZING and almost unrecognizable in new makeup-free magazine cover – dlisted
Tiffany Haddish dishes on a disorderly actress who bit Beyonce in the face! – Celebitchy
Big Brother couple expecting a baby together – The Ashley’s Reality Roundup
Gold Rush announces changes for next season – Starcasm
After her first marriage ended, Anna Faris is wondering if she’ll bother with it again – dlisted
See tonight’s reality TV schedule below!
8 PM EST –
American Idol (ABC)
The Voice (NBC)
Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta (VH1)
9 PM EST –
60 Days In (A&E)
Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)
Spring Baking Championship (Food Network)
Teen Mom OG (MTV)
Counting On (TLC)
Teyana & Iman (VH1) – premiere
9:30 PM EST –
Leave It To Stevie (VH1) – premiere
10 PM EST –
60 Days In (A&E)
Summer House (Bravo)
Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant (MTV)
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Alan Cumming and Jeff Goldblum
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