I haven’t seen viewers react to a Real Housewife like Annemarie Wiley since John Mellencamp’s daughter was sent packing. Usually, fans are fairly patient and gracious when a newbie comes along. In Annemarie’s case, she kind of made her own bed as far as the fanbase goes.
While MANY are hoping she’s one and done, if AM does return, she might not have a great sophomore season. She’s made a mockery of the medical community and even Kyle Richards is trying to distance herself at this point. Now she’s doing the most by speaking on Kyle and Kathy Hilton at the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13 reunion. Page Six has the scoop.
Ma’am – don’t get involved with Kathy and Kyle
Okay so Annemarie is still trying to share her awesome friendship with Kyle to the world and Kyle is all, “I met her one time, I met her one time…” But the one-time meeting that turned into an acquaintanceship instead of a friendship apparently made AM an expert on Kyle’s family dynamics.
Kathy showed up at the RHOBH reunion which tells me a couple of things. Firstly, she’s probably coming back next season. Two, Kyle is terrified of having to answer for anything. I don’t know about you, but Kyle NEEDING a sister on the show for 14 years because she can’t do it alone is officially boring.
Anyway, Annemarie snitched on what happened when Kathy showed up. “There were a lot of important things that they talked about at the reunion –– that they talked through at the reunion,” she began. I would personally like to talk about Annemarie’s husband and the accusations lodged against him. Then I’d like to discuss why AM isn’t secure in her job status. But she doesn’t want to talk about that stuff, so she’s talking about Kyle.
You will be “very interested” in this chat (allegedly)
According to AM, viewers will be “very interested in the conversations that were had.” Um, will we? I’m too tired to be invested in Kathy and Kyle again. She added the convos are “very deep and very necessary.” Can’t they talk over lunch?
AM claims to have been friends with Kyle for a long time and said the siblings have been “working on [their relationship] for a bit.” Yes, we’re all aware.
Bravo has not yet announced when the Season 13 reunion will air, but you can catch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills each Wednesday at 8 PM/ET until then.
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Welcome back! Let’s get right into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13, Episode 14 recap. Last week, Crystal suffered a medical emergency. This week’s episode, “Aches and Spains” continues the ladies’ adventure in Barcelona. While Sutton and Kyle mend their relationship, a drunken Erika goes off the rails. Here’s everything you need to know about RHOBH Season 13, Episode 14!
Crystal’s medical crisis
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Crystal was sweaty and her veins were raised. Annemarie jumped into action and reassured her. Remember, she is a medical professional! She put Crystal in the van to lie down. Poor Crystal was afraid of having a stroke, so Annemarie showcased her amazing bedside manner. She said that she didn’t want Crystal to “stroke out.”
The ambulance came, and Crystal’s blood pressure was sky-high. In her confessional, Annemarie reflected on how Crystal questioned her credentials. “The irony of what is happening right now it’s literally shocking,” she said.
Once upon a chapel
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The ladies went into the chapel and prayed for Crystal. “I already did this sh*t,” Erika said, as she was in the chapel earlier. Plus, once upon a time, she had her very own chapel. Some of the ladies lit candles for Crystal and Sutton lit one for her dad.
Erika was upset that no one had apologized to her about those damn earrings. “They hurt me the most because I care about them,” she said of her fellow housewives.
Meanwhile, Sutton and Kyle sat together in the church. Sutton revealed that her friend had a dream about her father, and he told Sutton that he was really tired.
“A psychic told me that Lorene [Shea] is telling you that she doesn’t understand what happened to her,” Kyle shared. Sutton told Kyle that they would never have all the answers as to why both Lorene and Sutton’s father took their own lives. And Sutton reminded Kyle that Lorene is at peace now.
“I’m sorry I haven’t been a better friend,” Sutton told Kyle. “You have been a good friend. It’s okay,” she replied.
“I hate fighting with Kyle,” Sutton said in her confessional. “So to have this moment and to start to really rebuild our friendship means everything to me.”
But Kyle was still salty about Sutton questioning her marriage to Mauricio. “I care about Sutton a lot. And I was very hurt by the question she was asking about my marriage,” Kyle said. “So I’m happy to accept her apology and move on because I’m much happier with our friendship being in a good place.”
Don’t question Annemarie’s credentials
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Crystal called the ladies, and the anti-nausea meds are doing the trick. She plans to meet them back at the house. The group met up with their tour guide, Manolo, for lunch. But Kyle was focused on finding Hermes. She is obsessed with shopping.
Once again, Annemarie talked about how Crystal’s fake doctor story hurt her. According to Erika, this will no longer be an issue after Annemarie helped Crystal. Well, at least the newbie isn’t focused on Sutton’s esophagus.
Garcelle brought up Taco Tuesday and how she later called Dorit “a Karen.” Garcelle explained to Dorit that she feels that she has lived a sheltered life and that she doesn’t understand the struggles that Garcelle has faced. Dorit shared that as a child, her family lived in a town where they were the only Jewish family. Dorit and her brother were the victims of anti-Semitic hate speech as children. Finally, Garcelle and Dorit hugged it out.
Meanwhile, Sutton’s friend Trevor is coming for dinner. They were both part of the Merce Cunningham Dance Company at the same time. Sutton tried to round up the ladies to head back to the villa, but Kyle and Dorit escaped into a store. Dorit bought seven antique-painted fans. Poor Sutton manned a timer while Kyle grabbed stuff that didn’t even fit. She copped to a shopping addiction, and I believe it.
Crystal’s elevated blood pressure caused her symptoms. She has a family history of it and has dealt with it in the past. Crystal was emotional and thanked her RHOBH cast members for being so supportive. In her confessional, Crystal mentioned how much she appreciated Annemarie caring for her.
However, Crystal would like to move forward in a friendship with Annemarie. The thought of Annemarie and Crystal trying to be friends is giving me a migraine.
Erika wasn’t thrilled about meeting Sutton’s friends. She wasn’t in the mood to deal with Sutton’s sophisticated buddies. And the reason for that? Erika was already sauced.
“Shouldn’t have talked sh*t about me in those earrings. Reversal of fortune, honey. I told them,” Erika said to her glam team. Can we please climb off this dead horse? No one is going to kiss Erika’s ring, (or should I say earrings) and apologize.
Chef Storm is back with his father for the paella-making class. Garcelle was hot for Storm’s dad, as was Sutton. So much for Storm!
While Trevor and Sutton reminisced about their time at the dance company, Erika interrupted Trevor. “Look, can I say something? I know you love Merce, but Merce was in a Ziploc bag.” The table sat in stunned silence. Erika better watch out, she is going to be haunted tonight! Then, Sutton tossed Kyle under the bus by telling the class that Kyle’s mother’s ashes were in a bathroom.
And, as her party trick, a drunken Erika shocked her fellow housewives with her knowledge about Beirut, architecture, and more. As Dorit noted, “It’s like watching drunk Rain Man.”
Sutton delivered a lei of flowers to Kyle. The ladies will place the flowers into the ocean and let go of something that they need to release. Finally, Sutton will release Merce into the sea.
While Sutton was getting dressed, she broke down in tears. Kyle comforted Sutton, who didn’t want to open Merce’s ashes. When Sutton’s father passed away, the family spread his ashes in Texas. But each family member was given a small bag of ashes. She lost them during a move, and she is grieving.
She also felt like she was letting go of the ashes of her marriage to Christian Stracke.
Kyle responded, “I get that.” Well, isn’t that a telling remark? I hope that Kyle comes clean with more details about her marriage.
Near the end of her marriage to Christian, Sutton felt that they should separate and attend couples therapy. He filed as soon as he moved out. Now, Sutton has to let go and move forward on her own.
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TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT RHOBH SEASON 13, EPISODE 14? WILL ANNEMARIE AND CRYSTAL EVER BE FRIENDS? WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT ERIKA SPILLING THE TEA ABOUT MERCE BEING IN A ZIPLOC?
After discovering that her co-star, Monica Garcia, was behind the troll account Reality Von Tease, Heather went berzerk, slamming her with “receipts, proof, screenshots,” and so much more. While going off on Monica, Jen Shah’s former assistant, Heather also revealed a shocking truth about her mystery black eye from Season 3.
“I went on book tour and defended [Jen], and took shit for the fact that she gave me a black eye,” the Bad Mormon author told her castmates. However, there’s another Real Housewives star who finds her story fishy. Yup, the OC’s Tamra Judge. Keep reading to find out why.
Tamra isn’t buying anything Heather Gay is selling…
When Heather revealed her black eye during the Season 3 cast trip, everybody was shocked. But the most bizarre part of the storyline was that she couldn’t remember how it happened. Then, after Jen was sent away to begin her six-year prison sentence for fraud, she magically remembered. Although some RHOSLC fans were satisfied with Heather’s answer, many were not.
During a recent episode on their podcast, Tamra and Teddi Mellencamp shared their theory of why they don’t buy Heather’s story about her injury.
“If you look at the first day of her filming [the Season 3 cast trip], she had the semblance of a black eye starting,” Tamra said before Teddi pointed to a photo of Heather and asked listeners to “be the judge.”
“It takes a while for a black eye to turn black like that,” Tamra said. “I don’t think we’re ever going to get a true answer from her.” That’s something Dorinda Medley also pointed out, after Heather’s supposed revelation.
Whew. Tamra and Teddi could certainly be on to something with that revelation. Plus, based on Heather’s actions so far, fans aren’t sure they can trust her anyway. So, if the T’s theory is true, it would surprise no one.
The ladies are back in The Real Housewives of Miami Season 6, Episode 14, here to continue their trip to Mexico which they started last week. In this week’s episode, “Row, Row, Row Me Off this Boat ” things started out rather fun with Alexia sharing plans for a gondola ride and a trip to the Cathedral of Guadalupe. But things predictably took a turn when it came out that Larsa had done an interview accusing a co-star of shedding “fake tears.” This came to a head at Alexia’s dinner. How did things go from there? Find out in our RHOM Season 6, Episode 14 recap.
After a 24-hour shift, Dr. Nicole finally made it to Mexico, soon learning just how lucky she was to have missed the night before. Julia explained the bizarre contemporary art theme behind the dinner, including the half-naked men dancing around.
Meanwhile, Alexia got the wheels turning for the women to see the Virgin of Guadalupe. She was noticeably happy and excited for the girls to experience what she felt was the supporting power of the Mother of Christ. While the girls seemed happy enough to accompany Alexia, Julia had her reservations.
Julia explained that she separated herself from religion when she lost her son, receiving no answers at such a time of tragedy. She felt that religion ended up causing her more “grief and pain.” But Julia didn’t let these thoughts weigh on her as she shared a kiss with Kiki in the car, helping her apply her lip balm.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, Lisa was heading to the cathedral with a great deal weighing on her mind. Trying to come to settlement terms with Lenny was proving to be a nightmare. Lisa feared for her relationship with her kids and revealed that she’d cried in the shower.
Guerdy receives comfort at the Cathedral
In a rare moment of solemnity, viewers were treated to a look at the Catedral Metropolitana. Julia just as well showed sincerity as she assured everyone via confessional that she wouldn’t make this moment about herself. She knew Alexia was excited to have everyone at the cathedral.
Guerdy described the moment in the chapel as “surreal and serene,” distinct from the many churches she’d visited before with her father as a pastor. A few of the Housewives chose to kneel, and Guerdy began tearing up as she did so. Unexpectedly, Larsa began comforting her. Guerdy whispered, “I’m scared,” through her tears.
Alexia encouraged Guerdy to speak to Guadalupe, ensuring her that, “She’s going to deliver you. She did it for Frankie.” Alexia herself began praying, appearing to read Frankie’s note to the Virgin, thereafter placing the note under a lit candle. It’s easy to dislike Alexia, but it was hard not to sympathize with her there.
Marysol described the visit as “a rare moment of unity,” with all of the girls rallying behind Guerdy.
Comfort shared between the Miami Housewives
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On the way back from the cathedral, the women couldn’t help but remark on the beauty of the space and the moment. Guerdy admitted that Larsa even apologized to her. It would seem miracles do happen. She cried in the van and, when alone with the cameras, Guerdy cried once more while reflecting on the experience. She said they would “never forget” the experience.
Nicole then checked in on Julia, reminding the group that the last time Julia had been in a church was at her son’s funeral. Julia made it clear she was trying not to think about herself by taking Guerdy by the hand. Julia admitted she loved animals so much because her cocker spaniel was the only one to comfort her after her son passed away.
In the other van, Marysol, Alexia, and Larsa tried to encourage Lisa, discussing the power of prayer from their perspective. Lisa said she was a woman of her word, while Lenny was anything but a man of his. Marysol encouraged her to keep an open mind, with answers to prayers often coming in unexpected ways.
Lenny changes the terms of Lisa’s settlement
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Once back at the hotel, Lisa hopped onto a call with John, her divorce attorney. John said the settlement agreement was nearly secured. Lisa admitted she didn’t feel “great” about it but felt “okay.” John assured her that it was a good deal for her, Lenny, and most importantly, the kids.
Lisa asked if Lenny still needed to approve it, but John explained that Lenny’s attorney said they were ready to sign. Despite the primarily good news, Lisa couldn’t help but feel stressed. “I don’t trust him,” she told producers. “He can say one thing and then he changes his mind the next day.”
She soon received a call from Lenny who did not agree to be recorded. Editors explained via on-screen text that Lenny decided to add something to the settlement but didn’t reveal what just yet. Lisa stormed out of her hotel room saying, “I cannot believe this guy.”
What did Lenny say to Lisa?
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The girls met up with Adriana who’d stayed back from the cathedral to prepare for her performance later that day. Meanwhile, Julia and Kiki exchanged lip balm again, with Marysol getting in on the action, telling producers she’d exchange more kisses if it kept Julia from coming at her.
Lisa soon joined the group in the car, explaining that Lenny didn’t want “a man permanently residing” with Lisa, hoping to add this to the settlement. Julia quickly and correctly responded, “That’s none of his business. You’re a free woman now.” Alone with the cameras, Lisa said Lenny needed to “f*ck off.”
When Lisa asked him about his girlfriend, Lenny reportedly defended himself by saying he paid for her to be there. Lisa’s friends were justifiably upset on her behalf. Still, Lisa signed the docs, wanting less than anything to go to court.
Will Lisa ever move past her problems?
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From there, the group arrived at their gondola ride, their boat named “Miami Mamis.” Everyone hopped on with excitement, noting the taco spread in front of them. But despite the excitement, distress quickly entered the chat as Lisa made her mental turmoil clear.
Her friends empathized with her and showed their support. Kiki assured Lisa that she hadn’t failed; rather, Lenny failed her. Nicole reflected on her divorce long before she was a celebrity. From her experience, she just couldn’t understand how Lenny was acting as he was given the years he spent with Lisa.
Lisa revealed that the last time she tried to go to Jody for comfort, he felt she was crying over Lenny. As such, Lisa felt embarrassed to try to go to Jody again. Guerdy comforted her, as did the others, but it was pretty clear they were ready to move on and have a fun afternoon. Lisa, for her part, was feeling bold and decided to try and steer the boat.
Larsa starts to get into it with Lisa
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Adriana got a call from her producer just to check in and make sure she was feeling good about the upcoming performance. Her friends poured out their support for her, and even Alexia had to admit that she wanted Adriana to succeed. From there, Adriana made a toast to better times, especially for Lisa.
Larsa admitted that she was just glad Lisa got to be with the group and not bugging Jody. Lisa just as well admitted that she tended to snap at Jody, even in the moments when he tried to help. Larsa reminded Lisa that she’d be “screwed” without Jody, and if she lost him she’d regret it. Lisa didn’t take very kindly to that.
“I love him,” Lisa responded. Larsa said she didn’t know anyone else who would take Lisa’s sh*t – “No offense.” Lisa called her friend mean as she tried to remind Lisa how needy she was. Before Adriana could jump into the conversation, Alexia encouraged her to spare her voice.
Perhaps in an effort to change the subject, Alexia suggested a game of truth or dare (because that worked out so well last time). She dared Lisa to jump in the water. Lisa said she’d get herpes and every other kind of disease, which gave the rest of the ladies pause. Nicole particularly ran with that one when alone with the camera.
Kiki slams her “privileged” castmates
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As the gondola ride went on, Julia shared yet another kiss, this time with Adriana, whose germophobe nature kicked in when she found out Julia had been sharing kisses all day. Soon enough, the ladies saw some small houses on the riverbank. Marysol opined that the homeowners must’ve been very grateful for what they had. Larsa suggested they were “probably really happy.” Excuse me?
Kiki, however, found their remarks to be extremely tasteless (as they were. Call them out Kiki). In a confessional, she said, “In Haiti, I was raised like that. My grandma’s home was like that. These women are very privileged and they need to keep their opinions to themselves because these are real people trying to make everyday living.”
But the women did find some sympathy for the dogs, whom they could see were not all that happy. Lisa decided she would throw the dogs some food but her friends tried to dissuade her from doing so. Alexia called her actions disrespectful and rude to those living on the riverbank. The gondola driver assured the group that the dogs were fed by their owners.
Lisa, however, decided this was a good hill to die on and said the chicken she threw was “better than what they get fed, I promise you.” Oh jeez. To producers, Kiki said, “It’s very ignorant that you would just assume these dogs are not eating good because of the way they are living. Lisa, you don’t even feed your own dog, your nanny does that for you.”
Lisa stands up and shouts at Kiki
Kiki chastised Lisa, telling her, “That was not nice.” Lisa still wasn’t ready to give up her stance, maintaining that the dogs weren’t fed well. Kiki asked how Lisa would know such a thing. Lisa stood up and shouted, “I was trying to help animals because I love animals!”
Kiki warned Lisa not to stand and, in an act of defiance, the Miami veteran stood back up. Wow Lisa, you really showed her. Lisa was essentially encouraging Kiki to come at her. Kiki tossed something in Lisa’s direction, but it was hard for viewers to make out exactly what it was.
Things soon devolved into a screaming match of “You shut the f*ck up,” returned with “You shut the f*ck up.” Kiki stood up and the two continued shouting at each other. Lisa accused Kiki of assault, at which point Marysol revealed Kiki had thrown a juice box. “Call the police!” Marysol joked.
Guerdy tried to diffuse things but Lisa wouldn’t sit down. She continued shouting at Kiki, warning her not to throw things at her ever again. Larsa suspected this was all a manifestation of Lisa’s stress over Lenny. Lisa then appeared to try and guilt her friends into dropping the argument.
A strange encounter with the Island of Dolls
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Larsa, however, finally found her voice against Lisa, accusing her of “trying Kiki to a point you don’t try another woman.” Larsa slammed her friend for not being nice and said she’d never put herself in a position to have something thrown at her. Lisa told all her friends to “Shut the f*ck up.”
Larsa tried to encourage the group to join hands and say a prayer together but Lisa didn’t want to participate. Adriana offered the prayer, asking for mercy, and telling God that some members of the group needed help more than others. She was trying to add some levity to the conversation but to little avail.
Things took a strange turn as the girls passed the Island of the Dolls. As legend had it, a man saw a child drown in the river and began hanging dolls around the island for the child’s ghost to play with. All of the women were disturbed with Julia being the first to crack, likely at the memory of her young son.
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Rachel Leviss has addressed the drama surrounding her dog Graham Cracker and her ex-fiancé, James Kennedy. The former Vanderpump Rules cast member caused quite a stir last year, in case you were living under a rock.
News came out from the Vanderpump Dog Foundation that Rachel had dropped Graham off at a shelter. From there, Graham was reportedly returned to James. Rachel later alleged that Lisa Vanderpump said Graham had been dropped off at a kill shelter.
Lisa said Rachel didn’t have her facts straight and fans would see what happened as Season 11 unfolded. Whether or not that’s the case, Rachel decided to clear the air and share some details beforehand.
Rachel accuses shelter of breaking confidentiality with her former dog Graham
On the January 29 episode of her podcast, Rachel Goes Rogue, the former dog owner explained her side of the story. She said, “I did not give Graham to a kill shelter. I gave Graham over to a breed-specific dog rescue. This was after I put him in training to work on those issues (of biting), and I tried to get him rehomed with … a different foster family.”
Rachel explained that Graham was so difficult that the rescue needed more money to hire a different trainer. From there, Graham attacked another dog along with members of the foster family he stayed with. “I know that two people were bit, and that’s why he was returned,” she said.
She went on to say, “And I don’t want this to sound like, ‘Oh, of course he was hours away from being euthanized.’ First of all, that’s not true, and second of all, I had no intention of putting Graham down. If anything, I wanted him to live; I just didn’t want him to be with James.”
Rachel further accused the rescue shelter of breaking their confidentiality agreement when reaching out to Vanderpump Dogs for a donation. “They could have reached out to us for a donation; we just weren’t aware of the circumstances.” She added that the shelter didn’t provide updates on the pooch. “We would’ve happily given them money to keep working with Graham.”
Vanderpump Rules Season 11 has finally premiered, and the first episode was…eh, mixed. Though there was a lot of anticipation for the new season, Episode 1 was primarily set up. Most of the focus was on Scandoval fallout and catching viewers up on where the cast was once cameras picked back up. However, though the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere didn’t feature a ton of major moments, there was still great comedy to be found.
These were the moments that made me choke on my rosé and remember why I watch this show in the first place.
Sandoval’s Free Speech
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In the wake of Tom Sandoval’s affair with Rachel Leviss, Ariana Madix wanted nothing to do with either of them. However, the matter was complicated by the fact that Ariana and Tom were (and still are!) living together. As was seen in the premiere, things are…a little tense in the Madix/Sandoval household.
Ariana revealed that she and her ex were getting along by communicating through Tom’s assistant, Ann. In one example that viewers got, Ariana texted Ann to tell Tom to turn off the outdoor LED lights at night because they were “annoying the neighbors.” After relaying the message, Ann unfortunately had to text Ariana Tom’s reply. “He says they fall under freedom of speech,” Ann told Ariana. I don’t think the founding fathers covered LED lights in the U.S. Constitution, but sure Tom.
Poor, poor Ann. Someone get this girl a better job.
James and Schwartz Bro-ing Out
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James Kennedy was a major bright spot in the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere. Though he’s had his problematic moments in the past, this season, he’s bringing the funny. James’ sit-down with Tom Schwartz was absolute gold, and there’s nothing I didn’t love about their bro-out session.
Schwartz was only too excited to celebrate James’ new home ownership and the gifts he gave James were hilarious. From the adorable little plant to the candle that smelled like “citrus pissing,” Schwartz and James’ back and forth had me chuckling.
In this scene, both VPR men demonstrated why they deserve screen time. James told Schwartz how he had given up alcohol, while pounding down double espressos and admitting to being California sober. “I still smoke weed…all day,” James revealed. Now THAT’S California living.
Dingleberries and Kava
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It’s a whole new season and clearly a whole new Katie Maloney. She set some impressive boundaries when swinging by Schwartz’s apartment to pick up the dogs they share custody of. Not even Schwartz’s dedication to dog grooming was enough to melt Katie’s icy heart towards him.
Schwartz informed Katie that he plucked out all their dog’s dingleberries and “rewashed his little butt”…too specific, Tom! But it was Katie inspecting her dog’s butt to verify Schwartz’s claims that really killed me. Schwartz may not be the most trustworthy person, but I think I’d take his word about how well he cleaned his dog’s ass.
Katie is definitely way over Schwartz, which the closed captions confirmed. When her ex asked her if she wanted to hang out for a bit and drink some kava, the captions for Katie’s response read, “[unenthusiastically] Sure.” I don’t know about you, but I was [enthusiastically] cracking up.
Ariana Responds to Schwartz Campaigning For Sandoval Hugs
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The Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere featured a lot of clips regarding background information, including things that happened on Watch What Happens Live. One such clip showed Schwartz begging Bravo fans to give Sandoval a hug if they see him. Aw, widdle Sandy’s sad.
Ariana, of course, doesn’t think Sandoval deserves hugs of any kind, and Schwartz revealed she texted him in response. “Go choke on Sandoval’s dirty ass dick somewhere,” read Ariana’s alleged text. Of course, Schwartz made sure viewers had the full story. “For the record,” he said, “I’ve never choked on Sandoval’s dirty ass dick.” Thanks for clarifying, Schwartz, we were all wondering.
Dad Bod Ken
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Ok, so this one is a stretch, but I’m including it anyway. Though it didn’t happen in Episode 1, the preview for the rest of Season 11 showed Lala Kent calling Schwartz a “dad bod Ken” after seeing his new bleach-blonde hair. It was epic, it was savage, it was accurate, and it technically aired during the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere. So, for the purposes of this article, it counts as one of the first episode’s funniest moments.
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