Vanderpump Rules Season 11 has finally premiered, and the first episode was…eh, mixed. Though there was a lot of anticipation for the new season, Episode 1 was primarily set up. Most of the focus was on Scandoval fallout and catching viewers up on where the cast was once cameras picked back up. However, though the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere didn’t feature a ton of major moments, there was still great comedy to be found.
These were the moments that made me choke on my rosé and remember why I watch this show in the first place.
Sandoval’s Free Speech
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In the wake of Tom Sandoval’s affair with Rachel Leviss, Ariana Madix wanted nothing to do with either of them. However, the matter was complicated by the fact that Ariana and Tom were (and still are!) living together. As was seen in the premiere, things are…a little tense in the Madix/Sandoval household.
Ariana revealed that she and her ex were getting along by communicating through Tom’s assistant, Ann. In one example that viewers got, Ariana texted Ann to tell Tom to turn off the outdoor LED lights at night because they were “annoying the neighbors.” After relaying the message, Ann unfortunately had to text Ariana Tom’s reply. “He says they fall under freedom of speech,” Ann told Ariana. I don’t think the founding fathers covered LED lights in the U.S. Constitution, but sure Tom.
Poor, poor Ann. Someone get this girl a better job.
James and Schwartz Bro-ing Out
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James Kennedy was a major bright spot in the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere. Though he’s had his problematic moments in the past, this season, he’s bringing the funny. James’ sit-down with Tom Schwartz was absolute gold, and there’s nothing I didn’t love about their bro-out session.
Schwartz was only too excited to celebrate James’ new home ownership and the gifts he gave James were hilarious. From the adorable little plant to the candle that smelled like “citrus pissing,” Schwartz and James’ back and forth had me chuckling.
In this scene, both VPR men demonstrated why they deserve screen time. James told Schwartz how he had given up alcohol, while pounding down double espressos and admitting to being California sober. “I still smoke weed…all day,” James revealed. Now THAT’S California living.
Dingleberries and Kava
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It’s a whole new season and clearly a whole new Katie Maloney. She set some impressive boundaries when swinging by Schwartz’s apartment to pick up the dogs they share custody of. Not even Schwartz’s dedication to dog grooming was enough to melt Katie’s icy heart towards him.
Schwartz informed Katie that he plucked out all their dog’s dingleberries and “rewashed his little butt”…too specific, Tom! But it was Katie inspecting her dog’s butt to verify Schwartz’s claims that really killed me. Schwartz may not be the most trustworthy person, but I think I’d take his word about how well he cleaned his dog’s ass.
Katie is definitely way over Schwartz, which the closed captions confirmed. When her ex asked her if she wanted to hang out for a bit and drink some kava, the captions for Katie’s response read, “[unenthusiastically] Sure.” I don’t know about you, but I was [enthusiastically] cracking up.
Ariana Responds to Schwartz Campaigning For Sandoval Hugs
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The Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere featured a lot of clips regarding background information, including things that happened on Watch What Happens Live. One such clip showed Schwartz begging Bravo fans to give Sandoval a hug if they see him. Aw, widdle Sandy’s sad.
Ariana, of course, doesn’t think Sandoval deserves hugs of any kind, and Schwartz revealed she texted him in response. “Go choke on Sandoval’s dirty ass dick somewhere,” read Ariana’s alleged text. Of course, Schwartz made sure viewers had the full story. “For the record,” he said, “I’ve never choked on Sandoval’s dirty ass dick.” Thanks for clarifying, Schwartz, we were all wondering.
Dad Bod Ken
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Ok, so this one is a stretch, but I’m including it anyway. Though it didn’t happen in Episode 1, the preview for the rest of Season 11 showed Lala Kent calling Schwartz a “dad bod Ken” after seeing his new bleach-blonde hair. It was epic, it was savage, it was accurate, and it technically aired during the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere. So, for the purposes of this article, it counts as one of the first episode’s funniest moments.
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Monica decided to bring her mom on the show when their relationship was in a pretty good place. But that shifted quickly. At the Season 4 reunion, Monica claimed that Linda prayed that she would be cast on the show instead of her daughter. Yikes. Linda denied Monica’s accusations. Color me shocked.
Monica’s situation has Lala in her feelings
Lala addressed Monica’s involvement in the Reality Von Tease snark account on her podcast, Give Them Lala. While Lala didn’t support Monica’s activities, she did have feelings about the one-and-done housewife’s relationship with her mother.
“Monica, she has now opened up about what a toxic mom she grew up with,” Lala said. “You sit there and you’re like, ‘Yes, we’ve all been dealt [expletive] hands.’ And it’s all about how you deal with it.” Lala stated that she “couldn’t help but feel so heartbroken for [Garcia].” She added, “[I was] like, ‘No wonder you are the way you are.’”
However, Lala didn’t give Monica a pass for her behavior towards her RHOSLC co-stars. “But at the same time, I come from a place of such privilege. And I had such an incredible upbringing and even though I may not be trolling people on the internet, I’ve certainly done other things that I’m not proud of. So it’s like at what point do you practice compassion?” Lala commented. “And sympathy and empathy for someone because of maybe what they’ve been through. But also keep your guard up.”
Monica’s complex relationship with her mother certainly didn’t excuse her actions. But it does give a glimpse into how, and why, Monica could betray all the ladies without a second thought.
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Last week, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast gathered for their Season 13 reunion, and naturally, tons of rumors have been hitting the internet ever since. One of the most persistent rumors we’ve seen floating around is that Sutton Stracke fainted at the end of the reunion taping.
A RHOBH fan (and one of our favorite commentators, BravoBabe) took to Twitter claiming to have insider knowledge. They shared a few “leaks” about the Season 13 sitdown and claimed that Sutton passed out. Adding even more spice to the rumor, they said she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Now, we’re left trying to figure out if there’s any truth to the rumor, or if it’s just another fan theory gone too far.
Did Sutton have a health scare?
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Sutton passed out at then end of the day and had to be taken by ambulance to the hospital. Garcelle went with.
Kathy Hilton was the surprise guest.
No cast photo for the 2nd year in a row.
The rumor about Sutton originated from an account on Twitter called BravoBabe. They wrote, “Sutton passed out at then end of the day and had to be taken by ambulance to the hospital. Garcelle went with. Kathy Hilton was the surprise guest. No cast photo for the 2nd year in a row.”
Immediately, people started reposting the thread, assuming that the fan’s insider information was accurate. Bravo later confirmed that Kathy appeared at the reunion, which led many to believe that tidbit about Sutton could also be true. However, there’s no indication that Sutton experienced a health scare at the reunion. This information has not been reported by any major sources.
Unfortunately, Sutton’s health has been a topic of discussion throughout Season 13 thanks to Annemarie Wiley’s relentless obsession over her esophagus. Hearing this rumor about Sutton passing out adds fuel to that fire. Haven’t we all learned that speculating about health issues isn’t cool?
Unless we hear it from Sutton herself, we have to take this rumor with a grain of salt. Regardless, we’re hoping Sutton is a good place. We’re always sending her our best wishes.
Raise those glasses high, because Vanderpump Rules Season 11 is coming in hot! The new season officially comes to Bravo on January 30 (that’s tonight!), but Bravo just dropped a sneak peek of the upcoming season.
The last time we saw the Vanderpump Rules gang, they were all gathered at the Season 10 reunion, screaming their heads off and dragging Tom Sandoval for his messy sexcapades. So much has happened since then, and the new season opened up by checking in all of the usual suspects: Ariana Madix, Scheana Shay, and James Kennedy.
We get quick glimpses of all of them living their regular lives, trying to return to being as normal as possible. Check out the first seven minutes below.
Your first look at VPR Season 11
In the first few minutes, we see Ariana meet up with Katie Maloney, and they discuss their launch plans for their sandwich shop, Something About Her. In real life, we know that the opening has been delayed a million times. We’re glad to see they’re at least trying to make it come to life.
Perhaps one of the most important revelations from the first few minutes of the Season 11 VPR premiere is about Tom’s penis flute. Remember, when everything went to hell last year, Ariana’s friend snapped that bad boy in half. In the premiere, Ariana said that Tom had his assistant glue the flute back together. Sandoval’s clearly got his priorities in order.
We get a glimpse of the flute back together in its full glory. There’s got to be a metaphor somewhere in there for how the rest of Season 11 will play out, right? Much like the penis flute, the friend group has been broken, and Season 11 will show the efforts they take to come back together.
You can watch the full premiere of Vanderpump Rules when Season 11 debuts on Bravo, January 30 at 8/7c.
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Welcome to The Bachelor Season 28, Episode 2 recap! In this week’s episode, nine brides compete for a romantic first dance with their groom Joey Graziadei. In the meantime, the woman who got the first kiss last week gets another one on the group date, which doesn’t go over well with the others. Next, Joey helicopters one lucky woman to the BeachLife Music Festival. Finally, with the help of two Bachelor Nation alums, two teams of five women each compete at paintball for alone time with Joey. Here are some of the highlights from The Bachelor Season 28, Episode 2.
Nine brides, one groom
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The morning the women move into the mansion, host Jesse Palmer arrives to explain how the week will go. There will, of course, be three dates: two group dates and one “incredibly romantic one-on-one date.” The ladies are swooning. Everybody wants that one-on-one.
“As always, there will be roses up for grabs at each date,” Jesse continues. As he pulls the first date card out of his back pocket, the women start screaming with excitement. Who will it be?
Jesse wishes them all luck and says, “I hope to see you at the next Rose Ceremony.”
Sydney reads the card. “Rachel, Taylor, Kelsey T., Lexi, Evalin, Erika, Maria, Lauren, Jess: Here comes the bride. You can’t walk down the aisle in just anything on your special day. Head to the other room and select the perfect gown for our wedding.”
Competing for the first dance
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Joey is very excited about his first group date. “I never thought I’d have nine brides before,” he says, “but hopefully a lot of these women today are excited to be in a wedding dress.” Are you kidding, Joey? These women are practically hyperventilating, they’re so excited. Have you met them?
Joey announces that today, ”We’re all going to imagine that we all just got married … and we are about to have our own wedding reception.” Okay. It’s Bachelor: Sister Wives.
At the end of the reception, only one of them will get to share a romantic first dance with Joey. Also, there will be a very special guest star joining them. The bride who impresses Joey the most will win the very special first dance.
It’s time to join Joey at the Sweethearts’ Table, but who gets to sit next to Joey? They’ll play a game of Bridal Musical Chairs to decide.
The ladies walk around the table to Pachelbel’s Canon in D, walking really slowly when they get close to Joey and practically running when they’re on the other side of the table from him. When the music stops, everyone grabs a seat, except for Evalin. She’s on the front side of the table and literally leaps over the table to grab the chair next to the groom.
Though Joey is impressed by her athletic ability and gives Evalin an A plus for effort, it was all for naught. Lauren was already in the chair next to Joey, but he’ll always remember her “phenomenal” attempt. “Evalin was fully committed today, and I loved it,” Joey says.
The first dance
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Joey and Jess are feeding each other mini cupcakes. Cute. In the meantime, the guests start tapping their glasses and calling for them to kiss. This doesn’t go down well with the other brides, especially Taylor who recalls Jess’ “little smoochy poo” from night one when she got the first kiss of the season. Taylor’s not falling for the “little Southern girl” act.
Rachel makes a cute speech joking about all Joey’s “exes” being there, and she makes a toast, “Cheers to your past, but here’s to our future!” Clever.
Finally, Jesse asks Joey to make a decision. “Who will be sharing that very special and very beautiful first dance with you?” After a quick consultation, Jesse announces the winner of the first dance: Rachel! Her toast was sweet, and she called him “Baby.”
“Here to perform, just for the two of you,” Jesse says, “is a legendary music performer and a Grammy winner. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for … Michael Bolton!” Wow! Is it 1991 again?
I do love this song, though. He sings his remake of Percy Sledge’s monster hit, “When a Man Loves a Woman.” Joey and Rachel sway on the dancefloor while the rest of the brides try to smile and look happy for them.
The after party
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At the after party, Jess is feeling a little insecure. After her kiss with Joey, she heard the other women making comments about her and now she feels bad. She goes out to pout on the patio, and of course, production sends Joey out to comfort her.
Jess tells him she’s “been through a lot” in her past relationships. She says she “lost myself” in her previous relationship, and there was a LOT of infidelity on “his” side. It’s taken a lot for her to be able to open herself up again, and then to have people telling her to just “chill” makes it hard.
Joey totally understands and gives her a hug. She admits he makes her feel safe. I’ll bet. She may be a very nice girl, but she just seems really young to me. And a little manipulative.
Rejoining the group, Joey tells them he really enjoyed their first group date. But now it’s time for the rose. Who will get it? Maria seems to think she’s got it in the bag, but no. He gives it to Jess cause she has the best sob story. I think he should have given it to Evalin for her epic leap across the table.
The one-on-one date
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Back at the mansion, the other women are waiting for the group date ladies to return, when there’s a knock at the door. Date card time! Katelyn reads it. “Daisy, I want a love that hits all the right notes. Heart, Joey.” Daisy gets the first one-on-one!
She confesses to the other women that she started losing her hearing about eight years ago, and she hasn’t told Joey yet. She’s actually only been on one date since she got her cochlear implant, and that was someone she already knew. She’s nervous about telling Joey about her implant, but I don’t think it’ll matter a bit to him. The implant will just be something that makes her more interesting as a person.
They’re going in a helicopter! Gotta have at least one or two per season. But she’s a little panicked because she’s not sure she’s going to be able to hear him in the chopper. She’s relieved that with the headphones on, she can hear him.
They arrive at the BeachLife Festival, and they have All Access passes. She says it’s something she would normally do, and she’s thrilled to be there with Joey.
He likes her, too. “She’s got this energy about her that makes me feel comfortable,” Joey says. “It feels like I’m just on a date with my girlfriend.”
“When I look at Daisy,” Joey interviews, “there’s something there that just feels right. I just feel like I’m on a date with an amazing girl, and I’m really excited to see what comes next.”
Daisy also has a “really good feeling about me and Joey.”
Dinner with Joey
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“Today was so much fun,” Daisy voiceovers, as she and Joey walk hand-in-hand. “I feel like it was a really great start to a future relationship, so I’m really excited to see where this can go.”
“Tonight I have a lot I need to tell Joey,” she continues. “I have to tell him about my cochlear implant and some of the health stuff I had to go through.”
When they sit down, Joey says how much he enjoyed the day with her. He wants to know more about her. She tells him that she needs to tell him some of what she’s been through.
“When I was 17, Daisy continues, “I woke up … and I realized that I couldn’t really hear that well. My hearing kept getting worse. Communicating was really hard for me. It was super isolating … It got to the point that I didn’t feel good at all. Ever. I could barely walk a block.”
Daisy was finally diagnosed with Lyme Disease. She went to Germany and did a 30-day treatment. Afterward, she felt better, though her hearing kept getting worse.
“I have a cochlear implant,” she explains. Joey admires her for what she’s been through.
“You have this confidence about it,” Joey tells her. “It’s extremely inspiring to me. This has only made you seem more interesting, more impressive, more wanting for me to see where all this goes.”
Daisy loves Joey’s response to her story. She was afraid he would be overwhelmed. Instead, he is “10 times more attractive to me.” Daisy is someone Joey can see himself with at the end of all this. He offers her the rose, and she accepts it gladly.
Bachelor Boot Camp
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Joey meets the other 10 women in the desert for the second group date. He’s working out shirtless when the women come running up the dirt road to meet him. They don’t know what they’re in for. He’s invited two Bachelor alums, Demi Burnett and Jubilee Sharpe, to lead a Bachelor Boot Camp.
“Joey wants a woman who isn’t afraid to get dirty,” says Demi. “So, you’re going head-to-head in the ultimate paint battle to capture Joey’s heart. You’re [also] playing for the chance to spend extra time with Joey tonight.” Now they’re interested.
They come out of the locker room dressed in white coveralls. One team has pink hearts on their chest, while the other has blue. The object of the game is to steal the heart that is being protected by the other team. There are no other rules.
“Do whatever it takes to win,” Demi says. The best two out of three will be the winner and get to spend more time with Joey.
The Blue Team (Madina, Starr, Edwina, Kelsey A., and Jenn) was victorious. They get to spend extra time with Joey, while the Pink Team (Katelyn, Allison, Marlena, Chrissa, and Autumn) goes home.
But then Jubilee announces, “Winners, I have some great news. You should definitely head back to the mansion and get cleaned up because one of you will be spending time with Joey tonight.” Wait, what?! Only one? That took the oxygen out of the blue team.
And the winner of the reward date is…
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The ladies are all cleaned up and waiting on the couch when there’s a knock at the door. One of the women reads the card. “Blue Team, congratulations on your win. You all showed grit and heart today. But the one woman that I feel is most deserving to spend the evening with me is Edwina. – Joey.”
“Well, I’m happy,” she says, eliciting some nervous giggles from her teammates. Edwina climbs into the limo and off she goes to the Westlake Village Inn, where Joey and his rose await.
When Edwina tells Joey she wants to “open up and be more vulnerable,” which is hard for her, Joey wants to know more about why she’s that way. She tells him it’s how she grew up. As the first girl child, she had a lot of responsibility.
“Originally, I’m from Liberia,” Edwina interviews. “My parents sacrificed for us, so [I have to] do my hardest to prove that we can make it.”
“I have a lot of pressure,” she tells Joey. “Failure is not an option for me.”
“I’m sure you’re making them extremely proud every day,” Joey says. Joey appreciates that she’s being vulnerable, despite claiming to have trouble with that. Edwina goes home with a rose.
The Rose Ceremony
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A lot of girls are stressed, and tensions are high. The drama among the women is starting to show.
The roses go to Rachel, Lexi, Kelsey A., Kelsey T., Jenn, Evalin, Autumn, Madina, Lea, Katelyn, Chrissa, Maria, Starr, Allison, and Sydney.
That’s it for another week!
The Bachelor Season 28 airs Mondays at 8/7c on ABC.
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RHOBH’s reunion will also feature an unsuspected special guest: Kathy Hilton. Yep, Hunky Dory is making her way to the reunion stage to address some things head-on. Bravo’s Daily Dish has the scoop.
Kathy is headed to the RHOBH Season 13 reunion couch!
In a new post shared on Instagram, Bravo teased what watchers can expect from the upcoming reunion. “PREPARE TO FEEL HUNKY DORY! Kathy Hilton makes a special appearance during the #RHOBH Reunion! Coming soon,” the caption read.
The socialite, also the mother of Paris Hilton, wore a silver dress with shoes and a pocketbook to match. She also kept things simple for jewelry with a few bracelets and diamond rings.
Kathy is no stranger to the Real Housewives franchise. She’s appeared intermittently over the years with her sisters, Kyle and Kim Richards. In 2021, she joined the cast as an official “friend-of.”
Her first season was a breeze, but her sophomore year was no walk in the park. Kathy’s biggest feud occurred between her and Lisa Rinna, where they fought over an alleged meltdown that took place on a cast trip to Aspen, Colorado. It led to vicious attacks and fractured relationships.
Kathy chose not to film Season 13 of RHOBH and instead focused on shooting her daughter’s Peacock reality series, Paris In Love. Now that the sisters are in a better place, is the door open for Kathy’s future return?
“Of course, I am [interested],” Kyle said in December 2023. “Obviously, with us being in a better place, that makes sense. It wouldn’t make sense if we weren’t speaking. It’s hard enough.”
The Real Housewives have a lot to say. Always. Like, they never stop. However, their ability to engage in verbal tirades ensures that they’ll remain on-air for additional seasons, so, we get it. Regardless, being witty and fast is a skill that can’t be learned. Despite this, several ladies actually arrived to Bravo with this skill fully realized. Their words quickly became iconic, as not only were they relatable, they were also funny. Here are our picks for the most quotable Real Housewives, past and present.
Bethenny Frankel
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Bethenny Frankel‘s time on Real Housewives of New York saw her delivering many quotable lines, especially when angry. Now, as we all know, Bethenny is currently not on Bravo. She’s instead fighting the network, and Andy Cohen, in an effort to unionize reality television stars. Yet, just recently at a party, Bethenny saw Andy from afar, confusingly labeling it as a “sentimental” time seeing her former “charming” boss.
Despite her conflicting narratives, Bethenny’s quips on RHONY were always straight to the point. “Go to sleep!” was one, as was “life is not a cabaret,” and “mention it all!” Bethenny aimed two of these at Ramona Singer, which we loved, because Ramona needed to be knocked down several pegs. To date, Bethenny’s infamous one-liners on Real Housewives are still re-shared, as they are just that quotable.
Luann de Lesseps
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Luann de Lesseps was just as witty on RHONY as Bethenny. No matter what, Luann’s lines were almost always memorable, even when they arrived following a heartbreak. Case in point, when it was revealed that her ex, Tom D’Agostino, was cheating, Luann text-talked a line that is still used like crazy these days. “How could you do that to me question mark?” she typed aloud.
“I’ve been traveling. I’ve been to prison…” is another, and even though most people couldn’t relate to the prison aspect, Luann’s exhausted statement still resonated, as life is indeed tiring. However, when defending her vacation hook up, Luann once exclaimed “Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool,” and at this, we died, because let this woman live, y’all. Overall, this line has become the most repeated quote from Luann’s time spent as a Real Housewives star.
Shereé Whitfield
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During Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2, Shereé Whitfield delivered an instantly iconic quote. As for the backstory, Shereé hired Anthony Shorter, an event planner, to throw her divorce party. Anthony and Shereé didn’t gel, and when they met up, Anthony grew frustrated. Here, he provoked Shereé by saying, “You better be careful who you’re talking to before you get checked.”
Still wearing her sunglasses inside, and sans any beats missed, she quickly shot back. “Who gon’ check me, boo?” Shereé replied, causing Anthony to briefly stammer. As for Shereé now, she’s likely wearing her “joggers” over to Kenya Moore’s house, to see if her other quotable line of “you need to do trim,” has been applied yet. Truly, with her level of shade, Shereé is a highly quotable Real Housewives star.
NeNe Leakes
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NeNe Leakes joined RHOA in Season 1. In our opinion, she quickly rose to fame as one of the most quotable Real Housewives in the entire franchise. No matter what text lies in your phone awaiting your response, NeNe has you covered, as her clapbacks have been made into countless memes and useable audios on TikTok. Basically, NeNe’s words are gold.
As for our favorites of NeNe’s many quips, “I said what I said,” is pretty high up there. This line was spoken during the Season 6 reunion, where NeNe found herself at odds with Kandi Burruss. During this same filming, NeNe also clashed with Kenya, and she began repeating the words “So nasty and so rude” to her colleague. Kenya was all of us here though when she smiled, because even though NeNe’s heat was aimed at her, it was hard not to laugh over NeNe’s hysterical delivery.
There’s more though. “Keep your legs closed to married men!” and “Okay, girl. Bye,” also deserve a place here. As does “Bye wig” and “Bloop!” Basically, NeNe’s quotable reactions to her Real Housewives costars are all amazing, and we low-key want NeNe back, and stat.
Vicki Gunvalson
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Vicki Gunvalson starred on Real Housewives of Orange County Season 1, where she remained until Season 13. Here, Vicki’s demotion came, and her screen time on RHOC began arriving in various limited-capacity showings. With some shady storylines, there’s no denying that Vicki was polarizing. However, love her or leave her, Vicki did offer up several memorable quotes.
“I’m being nailed to the cross like Jesus was,” and “if I die right now, tell them she died sad,” are two of Vicki’s quotes that immediately spring to mind. As does her “whoop it up” line, in addition to her interactions with a local car company, who had sent a small van to her home in order to transport her family to the airport. ”You have a little family van!” Vicki yelled, while we all laughed on our couches. For her storylines, Vicki was a bust, so send her a casserole to cry in, but, as for her quotable Real Housewives moments, well, Vicki typically delivered.
In contrast, Teresa once asked “What is it, coomin or come-in?” as “Ingredientses” are hard. We preferred these lighthearted lines though, because hearing Teresa yell things like “I’m gonna f*cking blow my casket” doesn’t land in fights. Perhaps, Teresa will find validation in Season 14 with some of her co-stars, allowing for more of these lighter scenes. If not, she will still likely be adding on to her memorable quotes made on Real Housewives.
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It seems odd that the patriarch would admit to upending his beloved relationship when it comes to his fourth and favorite wife, Robyn Brown. But nothing surprises Sister Wives fans about Kody Brown anymore. The father of 18 has easily become one of the most annoying reality TV stars due to his constant victimization and ability to gaslight his first three wives. For years, it has been pretty clear that he has always put Robyn first, but he’s spoken out of turn, giving fans cause for concern.
Kody Is Still Mourning
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The Sister Wives Season 18 Tell All showed Kody still very much confused about how he ended up with only one wife. I mean, it is common sense that you don’t go about under appreciating your wives and assume they will stay with you forever. But evidently, this is what Kody thought would happen. Sobbin’ Robyn tearfully noted that she is also in “a major place of mourning,” revealing that she and Kody are in such “different places” emotionally.
Sister Wives fans have watched Kody grow angrier and angrier over the years. The man-child has thrown tantrum after tantrum and even turned on Robyn during Season 18. While she tried to keep a calm head, Kody clearly took her open arms for granted, often bashing the polygamous lifestyle she loves so much.
Kody Is Sabotaging Love
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The collapse of the Brown family has hit everyone hard. But the third installment of the Tell All showed how the 54-year-old tried to deliberately damage his life with Robyn. God only knows why—he is a nut. Kody shared that he isn’t putting effort into his marriage with Robyn, claiming it is “out of frustration and anger” after all three of his first wives called it quits. He then told host Sukanya Krishnan that he wanted to “punish” himself.
Kody explained, “I thought of myself leaving Robyn and having another lover and looking at this lover and going, ‘I don’t love you. I’m in love with another woman. I’m in love with a woman that I left because I was too much a piece of sh*t to manage the relationship.’ And what it was was just anger, and I’m embarrassed.”
Kody Has a History of Bad Behavior
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Even though Kody has an extremely hard time accepting responsibility for his awful mood swings, he did agree that his erratic emotions led him to his “bad behavior.” And that is putting it mildly. Kody was dramatic as he explained his motives, noting, “These are my demons and that’s like doing something that destroys myself. Christine’s leaving and I’m just angry. So a lot of dark winds were going through me. A lot of devil, a lot of temptation, which would be destructive of my relationship with Robyn.”
Not surprisingly, the 45-year-old wife had it up to here with Kody’s outbursts. The father of 18 revealed, “I dealt with a lot of anger, and she would get frustrated. My anger was a turn-off.” While it is surprising that his anger was the only turn-off for Robyn, it does make sense she didn’t want to become a punching bag.
Kody went on to say, “It was scary. And the dumb thing is—because I’m so honest—I just share everything with her, so I shared stuff with her that was heartbreaking. There are some things in a man’s mind that should never be expressed.”
Kody’s sainted wife broke down in tears when it came to her separate interview on the subject. No one has ever believed for a second that Robyn wanted a happy plural family, but she began to sob as she addressed her husband’s habit of sabotaging, saying, “He tries to. I have to stop him all the time.” It turns out Robyn started to experience what the first three wives had as Kody began picking fights over dumb stuff.
Able to finally compose herself, Robyn admitted, “We’re in different places. Sorry, we’re in different places about the bomb that went off on our family. And like, I’m in a major place of mourning, and he’s angry, and he doesn’t want to… He just wants to just go find whatever, you know? And I’m like, no, I can’t feel like that.” For now, Robyn has decided to stick it out with Kody, but only time can tell if they really are soulmates and dropping a bomb in the family was worth it.
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