On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion, Kim Richards de-gifted the blue bunny Lisa Rinna gave her as a peace offering baby gift for her grandson.
Like WHO does that? Can you even imagine the behind-the-scenes of this blue bunny? Of how Kim has kept it stashed away somewhere for months and months, just plotting how she can use it to best Lipsa. Probably talking about it ad nauseum to Kyle Richards, and her poor daughter Brooke, constantly pretending to listen to the travail of Rambles and Lipsa and Bad Vibes Bunny. Kim moving in to her new condo and bringing the bunny with her, making a big deal to hide it from Kingsley, (I mean and Hucksley); planning and plotting to de-gift it and then WHOOSH – making it reappear at the reunion.
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If Kim could do magic, she would have turned it into a werepuppy – which is clearly her spirit animal. A mythical trollishly evil little sprite that almost looks cute and innocent, but has these fangs that it oh-so-subtly constantly bares. For a reminder, here is Kim holding a werepuppy. At one point, before Bravo got with the program, I was so desperate for a photo of Kim holding said werepuppy I took a picture of my TV screen.
Of all the evidence and behind-the-cushion reunion reveals – from all franchises – KimKillah Rambles yanking that blue bunny, still in its now-rumpled wrapper and handing it back to Lisa with a self-satisfied smirk, was hands down the most ridiculously shocking reveal ever. The funniest part was that Kim was actually dressed like a Christmas tree tinsel – or maybe it was a foil cupcake liner – this sparkly little orb of hate, holding out contaminated blue bunnies. It was like something out of The Matrix. And in response, Lipsa shut her lips and burst into tears. Like WHAT?!
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Poor Blue Bunny was the true victim last night for all the emotions and insinuations and junk just heaped on its soft little pastel smooshie shoulders. Poor thing just wants to give love and be loved, and instead, it has become a talisman of Housewives partisanship – it’s the opposite of the Velveteen Rabbit.
Of course, that wasn’t the only shocking KimKillah reveal; she once dated Donald Trump. In a strange way, I cannot imagine a more perfect pairing. Can you? Bravo showed a photo of Kim and The Donald on a date, each of them sporting There’s Something About Mary hair, and I swear Kim was wearing the same choker from the season 1 finale when she and Kyle caterwauled in the limo over stolen “goddamn” houses. The ladies of RHOBH never disappoint in the memories department. Oh wait… Sometimes they have bad behavior amnesia, or Lyme Brain 60% functioning, which has even infected PK. #InvisibleDiseases #GetOutTheWhiteBathrobe I blame the blue bunny. For everything.
I laughed out loud two times last night – once was Blue Bunny reveal (and Blue Bunny, by the way, makes delicious ice cream – they should create a Kim Richards flavor: sour grapes, sticky peanut butter dog treats that clash with grapes, and white wine); the second moment was when Lisa calmly rebuffed Kim’s attempt to explain being superstitious.
Yes, I have so many things to say about this bunny, and its larger appendage Rambles, who rambled in non-sensical circles alternating between how much she loves Lipsa and how there’s hope and not really because the bunny has bad vibes and Kim is so not about bad vibes, which is why she had to get that bad vibes bunny out of her house before it poisons her love bottle. Kim is now about peace, love, and goodwill. To Kingsley or Lord Voldemort maybe. To the rest of us: Beware the KimKillah. Her bites require long walks down narrow hallways where at the back, in a badly lit dressing room, one’s composure lies.
At one point, Kim also had a full conversation with her imaginary friends about how it excites her to see Lipsa and her “big heart” “OWN IT!” in so many ways, but Kim doesn’t know what’s real and not, then she handed over the bunny. As Lipsa cried real, actual liquid-containing tears that spilled soap opera-esquely over her lacquered immobile cheeks, Kim leaned forwarded to growl that she was happy to see Lipsa finally feeling hurt like she had hurt her. That is how good vibes karma over bad vibes bunnies? Yep, deciphering Rambles is impossible.
NOW this will be an unpopular opinion but I don’t care – I think Lipsa handled herself very well with Kim. Her reactions seemed real – so ha Kim! – and it made Kim’s trifling attempt to bait her – that bunny was like taunting an alligator with a hot dog because you want a reason to retaliate after it bites – all the more transparent. Like as transparent as that suffocation cling film around poor Blue Bunny. Even worse was Kyle sitting there like a twelve-year-old, chewing on her fingers and hiding behind her hands, as if she didn’t know in advance about the bunny de-gifting.
Instead, Lipsa calmly walked away, and then the BOOM – as Rambles comes after her clutching that bunny again and asks to talk, Lisa cooly answers “No,” and continues on her way. I cheered. I literally whooped. Mostly cause I am so tired of Kyle trotting out THE VINDICATION OF KIM RICHARDS every g-d season. It’s not possible to vindicate Kim, because she’s a mean and nasty person, who wants to hurt, upset, manipulate, and unsettle others, and refuses to take accountability.
Well, I suppose we also have to talk about Erika Girardi‘s nonexistent panties being in a constant bunch. Maybe she should’ve taken a tip from Kim and de-gifted them to Dorit Kemsley, triumphantly yanking them out from under her dress with a “No thanks – I’m fine freeballing – cause apparently PK is desperate for a lil’ somein-somein’ to stare at, and like a beautiful painting, it’s worth more than a glance.”
If anything demonstrates that Erika is the ice queen she professes to not be, it’s that MONTHS – literal months and 42 million apologies later – she is still Eileening on over those underpants! Girl – how many f–ks can you give?! Erika even considers that Lisa Vanderpump was behind the plot to panty Erika. C’MON… I doubt LVP gives enough f–ks.
Finally, it becomes so bad, Kyle erupts as the voice of reason to explain that the issue is Erika feeling like the butt of a joke – a joke that she was not in on. I think we all get that – initially, I was Team Erika (and I’m still Team PK is gross – especially the scene of him engaging in “Locker Room Talk” at the end of the finale party), but I think PK and Dorit have realized that they embarrassed Erika, and themselves, on TV and honestly what more could be said about invisible underpants and the singer who didn’t wear them? It’s time to stop bickering over britches! Which, as it turned out, spiraled into ALTERNATIVE FACTS and a WITCH HUNT from Lipsa who Kim Richards’d Dorit and PK by insinuating they did something bad at their dinner parties.
It was gross watching Lipsa admit it was a retaliatory comment, because she was mad about being called crazy, schizophrenic, and a Xanax addict for bickering with Dorit, but Andy decides we have to finish talking about that next week.
Erika is correct – PK needs a diamond next season, but alas, it was time to “gett’em off the stage” and LET THE BUNNY GAMES BEGIN!
But first, there was a nice moment when all the ladies, encouraged by Eileen Davidson, complimented Dorit on her clothing collection and encouraged her to re-start it and not lapse into PK’s bulky shadow, which eclipsed her with grimy jokes. Erika especially gets that – after all, she was so desperate to shine beyond Tom she created Erika Jayne! Perhaps if Dorit had designed a pair of panties for Erika and presented them, things could’ve gone differently? Alas, there is always next season when pantygate will once again rear its ugly head as Dorit and Erika “work on building a friendship.” SLOOOOOWLY. Which is also how the Titanic sunk. It hit an iceberg, and went down very slowly as the Erika Jayne back-up dancers gyrated on to the strains of “How Many F-cks Do I Give?” (ALL OF THEM!)
Then, Andy replaced the largely palatable PK, with two women that should’ve stayed home stroking crystals or Kingsley. That would be Kim and Eden Sassoon. Eden once gave Lipsa a “Love Bottle” (then Kim de-gifted her a bunny). They should pass it around and spread that love – if only to cancel out Bad Vibes Bunny.
Eden seems so fake. LVP knew Vidal Sassoon, which made her feel kindly towards Eden, but Kim and Kyle share no such affinity. Kyle complains that Eden was nice at her house, and she really liked her, then Eden subjected her to Sobriety Inquisition and it got creepy. True dat.
Kim now blames Eden for repeating Lipsa’s “mostly sober” comments because EDEN spread them around. To LVP. Hilariously, Kim softened her stance toward Eden after Eden admitted that she looked up to Kim as a kid. Then Eden faded into reunion obscurity while Kim levitated; radiating vengefulness and foaming at the mouth over her issues with Lipsa
When Rambles and Lipsa are in an argument, there’s really no winner or loser – neither of them is a particularly sympathetic character, but last night, Lipsa came out looking better, less calculated and more earnest. Earlier, when she admitted to fabricating the coke allegations against PK and Dorit, I was like, “WHAT A B Lisa Rinna is!” But in how she handled KimKillah, I was impressed. I need a Xanax smoothie – BRB.
I swear Kim is like “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall… how can I be the craziest of all?” I have to believe she’s a witch – how else does one explain black magic with blue bunnies? Or the tilt-a-whirl of rambling emotions – Kim shrieked that Lipsa is all “Lies, Cries, and Denies!” but five seconds later admits to liking her. Andy tried to get her to react, but Lipsa decided she’d already said enough about Kim (which is the last thing Kim wants), because they had reached a resolution.
Eileen also stayed silent (for once!), but rolled her eyes, because really there is no other appropriate response. Kim has moved on and moved away and moved towards and spread big love and open hearts, but no friendship towards Lipsa, who just sat there silently, watching it all unfold until it culminated in a bunny.
Kim is “superstitious” and she felt Lipsa’s bunny came from an insincere place, so she couldn’t allow her grandson near it. Kim casually admitted that she could have regifted it, but where’s the fun in that?! Instead she decided to teach Lipsa a lesson about how words are responsible for killing blue bunnies and all the love a friendship with KimKillah could give.
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It was … bizarre as f–k. Like probably the weirdest thing I’ve seen on this show and THAT is saying A. LOT.
Kim of Kingsley dangled a carrot, though – while she’s not ready to accept the bunny yet, she invites Lipsa to work on healing herself, then attempt to offer it to Kim again. At that point, MAAAYBE it will be accepted. Like Kim is some sort of goddess requiring offerings. When Lipsa, speechless – her lips shut for the first time ever, got emotional, Kim mockingly snarked, “You don’t have to cry over it.” Then LVP took the opportunity to dig in the knife by suggesting there’s “still hope.” Cause that’s what de-gifting a blue bunny means in the parallel universe of RHOBH.
This was the plan: Kim wanted Lipsa to feel bad, because Lipsa hurt her first! Instead of reacting, a parallel-universe Lipsa calmly stood up, announced she needed a break, and hopped away leaving that poor dejected bunny on the side of the stage. Eileen follows, and in her dressing room, Lipsa remains eerily calm in assessing that all of “this” bad vibe bunny nonsense is about Kim. Eileen – whether she’s a behind-the-scenes manipulator or not – is right that it was calculated!
On stage, the ladies all coddle Kim – they understand she’s “superstitious.” Poor, poor Kim, right?! Kim complains that Lipsa always plays the victim (takes one to know one!). Backstage, Lipsa shrugs that Rambles has shown her true colors – and those true colors are suffocated blue bunny.
Kyle, whose sole role in life is vacuuming up Kim’s messes and pretending to be appalled by her sister’s behaviors, demands Kim go explain to Lipsa. “Is she going to take the bunny?” Andy needlessly asks, because obviously she is. That blue bunny is a talisman of all the hate Kim projects onto Lipsa, but Lipsa is done receiving it and dejects Kim’s request to deglaze the bunny situation with a simple “No.” And like the professional hustling brawler she is, it’s back to her day job.
I bet Lipsa can return Blue Bunny to Nordstrom and get her money back. KA-CHING!
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We pick up at tequila tasting, where Terra and Briana are going at it over the women’s march – but really, their issues go about 62 floors deeper than that. Briana has a nasty habit of being cool to your face, and very uncool behind your back. And Terra’s not here for it anymore. Jasmine Sorge isn’t either, it turns out, as she jumps in with questions about Briana “stealing” Terra’s manager. Jasmine isn’t drinking the Terra Kool Aid, as Briana surmises, as much as she’s seeing the light after how dirty Briana did her friend Lisa (because it was Lisa’s fault Matt was sending her inappropriate texts, remember?).
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Elena is back from Russia, where she was burying her father, who unexpectedly died of a heart attack. She meets Terra for a walk, filling in her in on how sad the experience has been for her, and how emotionally mixed up, given the complicated relationship she had with her dad. Terra relates to Elena’s experience, having lost her father recently as well. Elena cries as Terra encourages her to keep her father’s memory alive for her children. She’s devastated her boys will never know him.
The ladies move on to discussing Mary’s fashion show, for which she’s scouting little people models. Elena already has her guard up, wondering whether she’ll like Mary OR her fashion sense. Prediction: Neither.
Speaking of Mary, she meets Briana out for coffee. (Is she a legit new addition to the show? God knows these women need some fresh blood!) Under the guise of wanting to “get to know” Mary, Briana slides into the convo the fact that SHE is an aspiring model, and has even booked a Maxim photo shoot! Mary smells the desperation a mile away, but sails past it to discuss Tonya Banks, who came hard for her at tequila night. Mary is wary of Tonya, and thinks she – and her supposed “business” – are shady.
Briana wants Mary to know who brings the real shade to the picnic, though: Terra. But Terra is Mary’s friend, and has invited her to contribute to a Sexual Health Expo event. Briana has been invited too (as has the entire group), but she’s hesitant to participate. Mary thinks Terra reached out to her to move on, but Briana is once bitten, twice shy. For good reason.
Over at Tonya’s house, she and her daughter, Angelique, are going through Tonya’s old line of Little Boss Body Activewear. She’s gonna do a freebie of old sh*t when you buy her new sh*t for the low price of…who the hell knows? Because the line isn’t complete yet. She tells Angelique about Mary, who she thinks is a try-hard and a big mouth. (Is Tonya rewatching scenes of herself circa seasons 1-4?) The real issue, however, is how much Terra likes Mary, and how supportive Terra is of Mary’s business. After dogging Tonya’s fashion line last year – remember the lotus logo? – Tonya is still bitter at Terra. Again, for good reason.
Jasmine and hubby Chris are out at a jumpy play place with their kiddos, already talking about baby #3 – well, Jasmine is! She fills Chris in on the Terra/Briana drama, and how she’s pretty much done defending Briana. Jasmine has been down for the cause ever since she met Briana, but times have changed. And Matt’s dirty dog behavior – along with Briana’s incessant defending of it – hasn’t helped matters. Jasmine will be attending Terra’s Sex Expo though. She’s a team player.
Decidedly NOT a team player is Elena, who comes with Terra to visit Mary in her fashion hub. Mary compliments Elena, saying how nice it is to meet another beautiful woman who might wear one of her dresses. Elena’s all, UM – WHO IS THIS CHICK? She immediately gets offended that Mary would assume she’d model for her, which is possibly the dumbest thing to get offended about – ever.
After looking through Mary’s sketches and grilling her about the collection – and why Mary “had to travel across the ocean to fins little people” – Elena’s jealousy is raging hardcore. Her own failed fashion dreams still haunting her, Elena can’t seem to bring herself to play nice. Even Terra tries to calm her friend down, which is the irony of ironies. Offended when Mary asks about her own line, Elena bites back that Mary’s designs are overdone and trite! Unrattled, Mary thinks Elena is just frustrated because her fashion line didn’t work out. Yip. Sounds about right. After Elena unravels further, Terra apologizes on behalf of Elena, then leaves with her, attempting to talk her down in the hallway. Elena doesn’t want to hear reason though, feeling insulted by Mary and by Mary’s obvious success.
Hmm. I don’t know about this Season 6 Elena. I smell production all over this. She is posturing as a dramatic, over-reactor to everything that comes her way and it reeks of Terra Jole’s School Of Reality TV Relevancy. Hey Lifetime – Bring back the real Elena!
Before we head into the next scene, I need a moment to center myself. Yes, we have come to the point in the program in which Briana will drop her drawers and pose for her closeup – all while Matt eggs her on with his limited vocabulary of smarm. Sigh. Okay – here we go…
Briana has always wanted to break into the modeling biz, and she thinks the right time to do it is just after marrying a jobless leech and birthing his baby. As anyone would. Draped in white fur and red underpants, Briana struts her stuff for the camera, excited that Matt can someday say, “Hey, check out my hot a$$ wife!” to his Instagram girlfriends.
Props to Briana for feeling good in her own skin – that is awesome. But it’s interesting that she cut off communication with her family in part because they accused Matt of “fetishizing” her. She doesn’t see the irony in this though, and looks forward to the day when she can slam her Maxim shoot down in front of her haters (ahem, Terra and now Jasmine) and say, “Bam, b*tches!” Matt just can’t wait until the day he can cash the check Briana just earned him.
Back in the semi-real world, Tonya has invited Elena to go shopping to distract her from her grief. They talk about Elena’s emotional rollercoaster…which may be part of the reason she freaked on Mary? Maybe not, as Elena still doesn’t like her. Neither does Tonya, so they’re two peas in a pod. Both women are offended by Mary’s insults to their own fashion lines too. So – Heifers, UNITE!
It’s the day of the Sexual Health Expo, and Mary shows up in a blue jumpsuit to support the cause. The jury is still out on the rest of the group, but Mary is brave to face off with whomever shows up. Christy McGinity Gibel and Jasmine arrive (Christy wasn’t invited, but Jasmine dragged her along for comic relief – which I kinda love her for!), and stroll through a few rows of dildos before greeting Terra and Mary. Just as things seem pretty calm, Briana walks in – then Elena. Tonya is a no-show, which disturbs Terra. Okay, ladies – grab your strap-ons!
After a few sex toy tutorials by questionable vendor carnies hosts, Mary pulls Elena aside to apologize for offending her by bringing up her failed fashion line. Elena says it was just all too much, too soon. Admitting she was a little too harsh on Mary, she says she just didn’t want Mary to assume she’d be involved in her fashion show. She also confesses that her own fashion line was stressful and, without fully saying it, intimates she was hurt and insulted being reminded of its failure. The ladies apologize to one another, and agree to move forward on better terms. Elena is still keeping her eye on Mary, though.
In a sex dungeon elsewhere, Briana confronts Jasmine about taking sides with Terra. Jasmine defends her stance – she’s not siding with Terra! She just doesn’t trust Briana anymore. But if she’s not backing Briana 100% in Every. Single. Argument, Briana takes epic offense. Jasmine is done being Briana’s Yes-Woman, though, and isn’t afraid to deliver this news.
Reminding Briana that she’s had her back since day one – even when Matt was doing his dirt ALL around town – Jasmine breaks down in angry tears as she schools Briana. Jasmine sees Briana for the fair weather friend she is. If she goes against her even once, after everything she’s supported her in over the years, Briana calls her out viciously. And Jasmine has no time for friends who have conditions, one of which is NEVER questioning Briana’s terrible decision making. YES! I AM OFFICIALLY #TEAMJASMINE NOW.
Sadly, Briana delusionally thinks that Jasmine’s opinions are solely being shaped by Terra. What she doesn’t realize is that Jasmine’s (not to mention all of humanity’s) opinions are based on what a sh*t friend Briana is. And that is the actual “Bam b*tches!” moment she’ll never comprehend.
TELL US: IS JASMINE DONE WITH BRIANA FOR GOOD? CAN ELENA AND MARY MOVE FORWARD, OR WILL ELENA AND TONYA MAKE MARY THEIR JOINT ENEMY?
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She managed to make this entire season about her and it was only her first year. Clearly, this is a woman who knows how to navigate a social circle. Props to her. Sure, she brought down my girl Erika Girardi in the process, but I have to admit that she really knows what she’s doing. Love her or hate her, she was meant to be a Housewife. That’s for damn sure. She knows how to stir the pot and she looks good doing it.
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I doubt that I’ll ever be the president of a Dorit Kemsley fan club, but I have to admit that she’s an asset to this show. Aside from the incessant chatter about Kim Richards– who hasn’t been a Housewife for TWO seasons- Dorit gave the ladies something to talk about. From the questionable accent to the off-putting husband to the army of nannies, Dorit gave us something to watch and comment on.
I was an Erika Jayne fan right from the jump and it really killed me to see her at the center of Dorit-instigated drama, but if I’m keeping it real: Dorit earned her spot next season. The same can’t be said for the other Housewives who just promoted their businesses and talked about the same shit they did last year.
Not only that, but Dorit was lucky enough to be targeted by Lisa Rinna. Yeah, you read that correctly. I said she was “lucky.” Why do I say that? Rinna coming for Dorit in Hong Kong, questioning how much she trusts PK Kemsley, and accusing her of doing cocaine at dinner party made people root for Dorit. It’s like when Kanye West stole that microphone from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA’s. Sure, that was embarrassing and ruined her night, but she really owes him a muffin basket (or five hundred of them) because it brought so much support her way.
The feud with Erika has some grey areas, but Dorit against Rinna is pretty clear and that’s why Rinna’s bull shit was the best thing Dorit had going for her during her first season. Well that and the fact that she is a Lisa Vanderpump and has her support in return.
Dorit discussed Rinna’s shit stirring in her Bravo blog entry: “Lisa R has clearly caused a lot of arguments and drama with the ladies in this group, and I can see now that it was just my turn, probably as the new girl. I was an easy target. When she brought up the situation with me and Erika again, I couldn’t believe it! It was so obvious she was just deflecting and looking to get more people attacking me.” Rinna took that right from the reality TV star handbook.
Still, I find it tough to agree with Dorit when she claimed, “The insinuation that I have been talking about or torturing Erika the last four months is so preposterous, it’s almost comical. There seems to be a lot of fabricating story in this group sadly.” Dorit talked about Erika and her vagina several times. Other than name dropping Boy George, this is what Dorit discussed most frequently in the episodes. Come on.
On a lighter note, Dorit addressed her accent: “The way I talk…aka, my accent! How funny…who would have ever thought it would be such a fun topic of conversation for people?! I personally couldn’t really tell the difference between my fashion show press video from five years ago and today, but, oh well.”
Still, it doesn’t seem to bother her since she admitted, “Having a laugh about it is fine. I know how to have a laugh and not take such silly things so seriously. Like it or not, this is me, so ‘nuff said.” Everyone is talking about her accent, so if that was the goal, then well done. The accent solidified Dorit’s persona as a reality TV cast member. Sure, it didn’t make her seem the most genuine or likable, but she’s a popular topic of conversation.
And of course Dorit defended her husband PK. She wrote, “The most difficult thing for me about the finale and the first episode of the reunion has been how the women have spoken about and treated my husband.” I’m sure that was tough for Dorit to watch. Then again, I’m sure that Erika didn’t like seeing PK claim that he “didn’t mind the view” when he allegedly got a glimpse at her vag.
Dorit recalled, “Erika is the one who invited PK into our conversation with all the women. He did not insert himself in our conversation, nor did he feel it was his place to fight my battles, BUT he is of course as frustrated and protective of me as I would be of him.” Yes, Erika called PK into that specific conversation so it would be ridiculous to claim that he involved himself in that specific discussion. Nevertheless, PK did start this entire story line. He might as well be holding up a diamond in the opening credits. That’s how integral he was to the plot point.
Yes, I feel like he enabled the (annoying) pantygate story line, but I do understand why he would want to protect his wife if he felt like she was getting attacked. As a complete outsider, I didn’t think she was being attacked and felt like she really knew how to hold her own with a tough group of ladies, but if he saw it that way, then I get it. Still, caring about your wife doesn’t take away from the fact that you made jokes about another woman’s vagina multiple times on a popular reality TV show.
Nevertheless, Dorit maintains, “He, much like me, likes to lighten situations with a laugh. We have a lot of banter in our house and in our lives, and we are surrounded by people of the same nature, therefore the assumption that he’s anything other than sweet, gentle and kind is unwarranted and without any basis. He is the furthest thing from a nasty person, in fact. Anyone that knows him would laugh that off as a joke.” Ah yes, those British “jokes.”
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TELL US- DO YOU THINK DORIT SHOULD COME BACK TO RHOBH NEXT YEAR? HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT PK’S INVOLVEMENT IN THE DRAMA?
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Last night Scheana announced the launch of her new digital talk show “Sheananigans,” and her first guests were Ariana Madix and Lala Kent. This obviously did not meet the approval of the Three-Headed Shebeast Regulations Committee. Because Lala = EVIL.
After being forced to confront her ex-husband Shay on Part 3 of the reunion, Scheana advertised the live airing of “Sheananigans” and urged viewers to tweet questions for her, Ariana and Lala. “Part 3 of the reunion was one of the hardest things I’ve ever filmed on #PumpRules,” she announced on Instagram, “but I am so thankful to have some really amazing friends by my side. Immediately following the show tonight at 9pm EST/6pm PST I will be doing my first live @scheananigans show here on Instagram to say all of the things I didn’t get to say Bc it was such an emotional day. (As today has been too) Stay tuned on my insta and I’ll be posting more over the next 2 hours!!”
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If you missed the scintillating live broadcast, because oh, I dunno, you’d had enough of Scheana vapidly staring at herself in the mirror mouthing “I feel pretty…” she promises, “It was also professionally shot. Will be edited and posted on my website. Just wanted to air it live for those who could watch.” I checked and the only thing I see are links to buy her music (HA) and a zillion photos of Scheana. Cause – duh. But because this little show caused a LOT of residual drama between Scheana and her former friend Stassi, I guess we oughtta watch, right?
According to some viewers who caught “Sheananigans,” Scheana and her girls spent a good deal of time ripping into Stassi for being a bully. They were more than eager to let Stassi know via twitter, so despite the fact that the Three-Headed Shebeast is vacationing in Europe, Stassi couldn’t resist engaging in a twitter offense.
She’s also apparently the boss and executive producer of Vanderpump Rules – sorry Lisa Vanderpump, you’ve been replaced! Earlier this year Stassi decided Lala making friends sign NDAs was a violation of their Pump Rules contract, and last night she declared that “covering” for Scheana’s failing marriage put Stassi’s job on the line. [cough cough BULLSHIT cough, cough].
“I put my job in jeopardy to cover for u & protect u for a whole year, yet u use ur first IG live to shit on me. YOU are the bully. @scheana,” complained Stassi. Scheana denied this, “Nothing was in jeopardy… keeping a secret is called being a good friend. And it was still threatened to be exposed… , adding, “I’m a bully? #comical Some people have zero self awareness…”
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Then of course everyone started arguing about whose basic, and a bully, and blah, blah, blah… cause I guess the job of professional reality stars is to always behave like reality stars. One’s work is never done!
Lala also responded to the nonsense, “Stassi. 1. It’s not always about you. 2. It’s 5am where you are…. you stayed up to watch? Go to bed, ya weirdo. #basic”
“When you don’t have any original thoughts & lack the ability to listen to anyone who isn’t complimenting your contouring. Basic,” replied Stassi.
Of course, backtracking, Stassi went on to deny that she saw Scheana’s show, cause she’s like soooooo busy, and stuff, and she only heard about it via twitter. Maybe she’s busy making statement necklaces again? “Jet lagged. I’ve been awoken at 4 am every day I’ve been here. Checked Twitter & saw this filth. Sorry I missed yalls super profesh IG show.”
Well it was “professionally shot,” so what does Stassi know. 
Responding to reports that she was “shredded,” and called a bully, Stassi whined, “They constantly paint ME as the bully. It’s not fair.” And since she’s super successful at life and all, “I’d be happy to give them tips on how to be interesting on their own. Call me! :)”
Kristen chimed in with,”Well.. I hope everyone enjoyed the final episode of #PumpRules Season 5! perfect timing for a dumb f–king twitter war.”
Ariana, Lala and Scheana weren’t immune to criticism – they were called out for “taking the low road” over their alleged “brutal” comments. “Low road? You have to be flipping kidding me,” scoffed Ariana. “So on the night of the reunion, we shouldn’t talk about the show and what’s been going on on it? I don’t see how that works”
Ariana denied that she was mean to Stassi, “Nobody has seen what a verbal shredding from me is like. I said she’s never asked to hang out. Wow. How mean of me.”
Ariana also denied saying anything mean about Shay, and wrote that his appearance on the reunion was frustrating because, “Everyone kept talking over him and finishing his sentences. It was really aggravating.”
Of course, since there are 32 sides to every reality TV drama, several others who’d watched “Scheananigans” claimed Ariana, Scheana, and Lala were mostly upset over Stassi’s comments that social media haters make her feel suicidal. You can read about that here.
Given how she treated Shay’s addiction, I don’t really think Scheana is qualified to lecture anyone on handling mental health issues, but again, I haven’t seen “Sheananigans,” and since Stassi hasn’t either, one might not expect her to pitch such a tantrum over hearsay but you know – this is Stassi we’re talking about.
Stassi also retweeted a link to an article about Ariana’s brother Jeremy being arrested for domestic violence, and she tweeted, “When the only one defending their side is an abusive woman beater.” Jeremy had commented that Stassi can dish it out, but not take it.
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Naturally Kristen also robustly defended Stassi. Cause three heads think better as one! “I don’t want to hear one of them talking about suicide or self harm and their bullshit awareness about it. Now I’m getting mad,” she tweeted.
Switching gears, Lala thanked Ariana, Tom and even her non-friend James for supporting her throughout the season and the reunion, “thx 2 @ariana2525 @TomSandoval1 @itsjameskennedy & @scheana.U always put me in check, yet defended me. I admire u. cheers 2 u & ur success.”
This is quite an interesting divide for Pump Rules, and, I believe, a pretty solid indicator that the show is restructuring and moving away from Stassi and Kristen. Because every time a special snowflake melts under Lisa’s spotlight, a thirsty little raindrop falls into a martini glass! #PoeticJusticeByBravo
TELL US – DID YOU SEE “SHEANANIGANS”? IF SO, WAS STASSI BRUTALLY SHREDDED, OR IS STASSI OVER-REACTING? WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE BIGGEST BULLY ON PUMP RULES?
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Talk about one hell of a surprise! The cast of Imposters reunited in Los Angeles on Monday night to look back on the just finished first season of their Bravo series at a For Your...
Even though Kim Richards isn’t even a cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the whole entire season has been about her- again. What is it with so many of these women using Kim for a story line? It’s really just bad casting if these people have nothing to discuss other than whether or not Kim is sober.
And Kim is so done with it. She appears on the reunion to put Lisa Rinna in her place. That’s not all though: Kim has even more to say about Rinna exploiting her to get more camera time- again.
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I can understand why Rinna would question Kim while she was a cast member on the show. To put it mildly, Kim’s past behavior was erratic. Nevertheless, coming for Kim when she wasn’t even holding up diamonds in the opening credits is pretty desperate.
In an interview with RadarOnline, Kim continued to slam Rinna. She even pointed to her head and claimed, “I just don’t think she’s right here.” Kim declared, “I think that she basically used me as a storyline and it’s over. She can’t do that anymore, I put an end to it, I put a stop to it.”
Kim brought new housewife Dorit Kemsley into the conversation. Kim declared, “There is no more using a storyline about me. Find a new one. Since she realized she can’t do that she’s moved on to Dorit and that made me mad, she’s a young mother with two kids.” Although it was super suspicious when Dorit and a dozen people got up from the dinner table at her own home. Rinna definitely brought that up at the wrong time, but I definitely thought it was pretty questionable when I watched the episode.
Kim brought up that infamous fight in Amsterdam where Rinna slammed a full glass on the table: “The very thing she didn’t like when I said let’s talk about your husband then she’s going after Dorit ‘do you trust your husband?’ and then she going after Dorit about drugs.”
Considering that Rinna couldn’t keep Kim’s name out of her mouth, I don’t blame Kim for showing up to the reunion. Kim explained, “When I got in there and I sat down the first thing I felt was it’s my turn to defend myself, it’s my opportunity since you talked about me all season, it’s my opportunity to speak up and address everybody and I did.”
Tonight is part 2 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Eden Sassoon and Kim Richards get their turn on the couch. And it doesn’t go all that well. Surprise, surprise. “Drama continues to run high as Erika, Eileen and Lisa Rinna stand their ground against PK’s attempts to explain himself. The women share insights into their various careers and laugh at the over-the-top ways they greet each other. However, things take a turn when Eden and Kim Richards join the ladies. Simmering issues quickly come to a head and it all becomes too unbearable for one of the ladies.”
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TELL US- DO YOU THINK THAT RINNA USED KIM FOR A STORY LINE? DO YOU THINK THAT DORIT’S BEHAVIOR WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN SHE LEFT THE TABLE AT HER DINNER PARTY?
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