Real Housewives Of Dallas Recap: Vampira

Who is Heidi F–king Dillon and why am I supposed to be excited to see her? Because, so far, the only thing exciting about her is how absolutely ridiculously seriously she takes herself by dressing like T. Payne one minute and a Stevie Nicks impersonator the next. I was excited about Fritos though. Because as the ladies of Real Housewives Of Dallas reminded us, who doesn’t love Fritos?!

The episode was not all Heidi F–king Dillon and LeeAnne Locken looking incredibly pleased as punch that Heidi decided to enact a raging vendetta against Cary Deuber for no apparent reason. (Is she jealous of Cary’s yogi-ness?!) Brandi Redmond is dealing with a family tragedy – her brother returned from active duty in Afghanistan and is battling with some serious PTSD. Despite his family’s best efforts to get him help, he ended up trying to take his own life by overdosing. Brandi confides in Stephanie Hollman, who is shocked, but obviously supportive. With Brandi and Bryan having major issues, Brandi values her friendship with Stephanie more than ever.  

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LeeAnne and Tiffany Hendra meet Heidi for lunch and, randomly, every 15 seconds or so, Tiffany will cheer that it’s Heidi F–king Dillon! In fact, LeeAnne is such an enormous Heidi fan, she refers to herself as “Heidi Dillon Jr.” LeeAnne is nothing if not ambitious!

Heidi is eating her new sycophant Tiffany up like she’s covered in Fritos, then wrapped in an Hermes tortilla. It’s a dish called “Bitches In A Birkin” – the millionaire’s version of pigs in a blanket. For lunch, Heidi wears a giant gold $ necklace, with a football jersey, and witches talons from the Target’s Dollar Spot Halloween costumes. Each hand had different colored nails. Apparently, Heidi is THE premiere socialite in Dallas. So premiere that she gifts Tiffany and LeeAnne t-shirts that say “SkanksOfDallas” because she recruited them to be members of her Squad. She wrapped the shirts in Hermes shopping bags to trick the girls into believing it’s something worth having. Just like Heidi’s friendship, I presume?

Tiffany has organized a charity event to raise money for Light Of Tomorrow, which provides electricity to schools in East Africa. The event will also give Keith SubUrban an opportunity to get out of the garage and shine his light on Dallas. Heidi promises to attend – but only to size-up the trashy bitches who have been ruining LeeAnne‘s life. Those bitches would be Brandi, Stephanie, and worst of all, Cary. Marie Reyes is nowhere on that list, however.

Exactly what did Cary do to LeeAnne – and how did she become No 1 on the shit list?! Cary pissed off Heidi – that’s what – which is basically like pissing off LeeAnne since they share a soul, or something. 

Heidi announces plans to host a goth state fair dinner party – which is basically some sort of immersion therapy experiment to channel LeeAnne’s childhood, right? The real agenda is for Heidi to expose Cary as a “homewrecker” for being a man-stealing slut who cheated with Mark. Cary insists he was separated and so was she and there was no affair about it. 

But honestly, Cary doesn’t care what others think, she and Mark are celebrating six years of wedded bliss. And the years have flown by so fast she lost track of time. While in surgery sucking extraneous fat out of some person’s stomach, Cary realizes it’s their anniversary but they planned nothing. Cary and Mark banter back and forth nauseatingly about the sexy times they will have to make up for it. We don’t need to hear their lechery every five minutes – we get it; you’re in love! Cary explains men: “You f–k ’em and you feed ’em. Since Mark feeds himself, I only have to do number 1.” It only took Cary three husbands to figure this out. At least she got three tries whereas LeeAnne can’t even find one victim.

Of course, since Mark only cares about his wife’s body, he surprises her with a new Roberto Cavalli gown, hand-delivered by his personal Cavalli shopper. That gown was tacky and looked like something from a Miss Universe pageant. These two are giving me lockjaw they’re so cloyingly fake sweet. 

Poor Cary. Little does she know that with LeeAnne suddenly about to apologize to Stephanie and ‘forgive’ Brandi (only after she learned about Brandi’s brother), she’ll have to deposit her untapped rage somewhere and she’s the only remaining candidate.

Since Tiffany will not relent on expanding her social circle to include Stephanie and Brandi, she encourages LeeAnne to make peace. LeeAnne is receptive and realizes, after thoroughly vetting the financials from Travis‘ family’s extremely lucrative company, that she owes Stephanie an apology. 

LeeAnne’s version of an apology is to basically make a million excuses for why she doesn’t “do hurt” and rampage self-help spew form The Secret about the terrors of her childhood being raised underneath the tilt-a-whirl and at the County Fair. Where on EARTH did Bravo find Kenya Moore Jr?! And please return her to the House Of Mirrors. LeeAnne announces her plans to write a memoir, and go on a speaking tour, so she can “save lives”. Not enough side eyes in the world.

Stephanie‘s response was to say nothing, smile vacantly, and nod, while sipping her coffee. She decides to move forward with LeeAnne because it’s easier for everyone – mostly herself, but she’s shocked by how incredibly narcissistic LeeAnne is. Her self-absorption knows no bounds! LeeAnne feels really positive and empowered after her chat with the silent ghost of Stephanie’s attention.

Tiffany is prepping for her event by handling priority number one: Aaron’s hair. Were you thinking he shaved off that dried, fried, over-dyed crispy of a toupee?! No! But he did lecture the stylist that the back was a “problem area” while complaining that someone thought he was Billy Ray Cyrus. Tiffany explains to us that all rock stars are known for their hair. 

Tiffany has her own hair raising issues – she asked for a faux-hawk and her stylist gave her Marge Simpson meets Peggy Bundy – yet she loves it. This is what she wears for her Dallas charity debut – because apparently she wants people think her own coiffure is the cause. The event goes fairly well now that LeeAnne is not trying to disembowel Brandi with a champagne flute and drag Stephanie through the shards of glass. Unfortunately, the only reason for LeeAnne’s distraction is because Heidi F–king Dillon has literally sunk her claws into Cary. Worse – Cary accidentally insults Heidi’s age with a joke about how once you turn 50 there are no f–ks left to give about trying crazy makeup. 

Heidi decides to invite them all to her “Goth County Fair” for home cooked Fritos, so she can lay into these bitches and break them down to size until nothing is left but crumbs. LeeAnne is levitating higher than Tiffany’s hair with glee at the prospect. At least Aaron was kind. He dedicated a song to Brandi’s brother, which meant a lot to her. 

Luckily, Brandi gets some good news – other than LeeAnne’s forgiveness – Bryan apologizes and agrees they need to be more connected as a couple. 

LeeAnne confesses to Rich that she’s angry with Cary after Heidi declared that she earned Mark on her knees, under his desk, while he was still married to the first Mrs. Deuber. Rich suggests LeeAnne speak to Cary before spreading gossip and believing the almighty word of Heidi. This is unfathomable nonsense to LeeAnne, who has a shrine in her closet of Heidi covered in glitter and crucified on a solid gold dollar sign. 

At Heidi’s Goth Fair, LeeAnne brags about being the special snowflake who arrived early to help prepare. She was literally ecstatic to be treated like Heidi’s Help. Upon sighting corn dogs, LeeAnne is transported immediately to her childhood. 

Did this party take place in the middle of the day?! It was SO awkward – even Brandi’s costume as the Dead Rose Girl didn’t cause any friction because everyone is waiting for Cary. Who should have just arrived in a dunking booth. So many similarities between Cary and a horror movie of the same name.

When Cary finally arrives there’s an awkward vibe in the room which she notices immediately – being that she’s a yogi and all. Cary focuses her attention on Heidi’s dog, as if believing if she loses herself in his soft fur she’ll be transported to another world. Like that Disney movie about the shaggy dog.

Unfortunately, Heidi has other plans, and her dog has no such magic powers. Her agenda is to embarrass Cary by subtly implying her sluttiness. Cary does not rise to the challenge – in fact, she beats Heidi at her own game! First refusing to sample the Chili Frito Pie. Then refusing to take the bait when Hedi straight-up propositions her to demonstrate fellatio on a corn dog. Cary sneers that since her huzzzzband isn’t there, she’ll pass. She toasts to Heidi’s attempt to unsettle her. 

Afterwards, Heidi attempts to corral all the guests onto the sofas for a “pow wow,” where presumably she’ll force them to discuss their issues and reach a place of sisterhood – aka question Cary about how she and Mark came together. LeeAnne reveals that Heidi is friends with Mark’s ex-wife so she knows about Cary’s home wrecking past. However, Cary decides the “pow wow” is her cue to leave with her dignity in tact! Good for her.

LeeAnne huffs that Heidi was insulted and Cary ruined her party by being snobby, rude, and refusing to participate. Now LeeAnne is collecting tickets to make Cary pay retribution for her sins! “Cary needs to get over herself!” snaps LeeAnne – who ought to take her own advice and advise Heidi to do likewise. Fritos anyone?! 

Also that was the lamest slopped together Chili Frito Pie I have have witnessed. Chili Frito Pie is a casserole.

TELL US – WHAT IS BEHIND LEEANNE’S VENDETTA AGAINST CARY? WAS SHE SINCERE IN HER APOLOGY TO STEPHANIE?

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Big Brother 18 Cast Reveal, Live Feeds Details Announced!

The Big Brother 18 cast reveal is coming very soon according to a press release just dropped by CBS. Although we are hoping for some Big Brother spoilers about the new Houseguests to trickle in earlier, the official cast reveal will take place on June 13. The faces of our Big Brother 2016 cast will be unveiled during a special live broadcast on the Live Feeds, which are now part of the CBS All Access subscription.

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Is Last Comic Standing cancelled? And who cancelled Cold Justice?

Will there be a Last Comic Standing season 10 or did NBC cancel it? And where should fans direct their ire over Cold Justice's cancellation? I have answers! Read this story »

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New Season Of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Premieres July 10th – See Sneak Peek Video

It’s like Christmas by Bravo this week! First The Real Housewives of Orange County got a premiere date and a trailer and now The Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere date and trailer are released, too!  Your favorite (and not so favorite) Jersey ladies will return to our TV screens on July 10th and they are as dramatic as ever! AND they gave us NEW CAST PICTURES. It’s definitely a Christmas miracle.

The new Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer (see it below) shows plenty of old faces and a few new ones – and loads of explosive drama, as only Jersey can. We’ll be seeing Teresa Giudice‘s return home from prison, meet two new Housewives, Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania, and say hello to returning Housewife Jacqueline Laurita, joined by Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri, too.

RHONJ Press Release:

NEW YORK – May 24, 2016 – There won’t be any lazy days of summer when Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” returns for its much anticipated seventh season on Sunday, July 10 at 8pm ET/PT. Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are joined by new Housewives, Dolores Catania and Siggy Flicker, along with the return of a true Jersey veteran, Jacqueline Laurita. Also appearing this season are sisters Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri. 

This season, Teresa looks to repair fractured relationships with her family and friends. Although her release from prison brings the Giudice family back together, the reunion is short-lived as they only have a few months before Joe begins his sentence. After growing closer to the Gorga family while Teresa was away, Melissa now fears it may all crumble and hopes she can start fresh with her sister-in-law, permanently putting the past behind them. Meanwhile, Jacqueline, whose main focus continues to be helping her autistic son, longs for the “Lucy and Ethel” friendship she had with Teresa and is willing to bury their history if it means a more lighthearted future. Teresa and Jacqueline’s longtime friend, Dolores, is a divorced mom of two, focusing on a road toward independence as she emotionally and financially recovers from two failed relationships. Siggy, another friend of Jacqueline’s, fits right in with the Jersey group with her dynamic personality and high energy, as she navigates her relationships with her children who find her overbearing at times. But just as these five ‘wives begin to form strong bonds, relationships are on the verge of breaking – and when old friends meet new friends, it may mean no friends for some.

Meet the new Housewives: 

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — Season:7 — Pictured: Dolores Catania — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

 Dolores Catania: Dolores Catania redefines what it means to be a housewife. The Paterson-born Jersey native is the quintessential modern day Renaissance woman.  This corrections officer-turned-surgical technician-turned Realtor and owner of multiple fitness centers is not only a mother of two, but is also an active executive member of several charities, a pastime fueled by her devout faith. Though divorced for 15 years, she and her ex-husband and business partner, Frank, maintain a close friendship. Their two kids, Gabrielle (20) and Frankie (17), keep Dolores on her toes by making sure there is never an empty house. Whether it’s the multitude of kids or array of stray animals they bring home, the Catania household is never dull, and Dolores is mom to all. Known lovingly as the “real deal” by her friends, Dolores is not one to sugarcoat anything and always brings blunt honesty to the table, along with unwavering loyalty and a great sense of humor to match.

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — Season:7 — Pictured: Siggy Flicker — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

 Siggy Flicker: Siggy Flicker is a relationship expert, professional matchmaker and TV personality whose professional opinion has been sought out by a variety of TV programs, syndicated radio shows and publications throughout the country. Most recently, Siggy added author to her impressive résumé with her first book, Write Your Own Fairy Tale: The New Rules of Dating and Relationships, and Finding Love on Your Own Terms. What makes Siggy unique to the matchmaking game is that she truly practices what she preaches: Siggy wrote her own fairy tale. She met and married Mark Flicker, and after eight years of marriage and two children, Siggy and Mark chose to get divorced with no lawyers, no bitter arguments, and no traumatized children – a divorce done right. Managing to remain her friend, Siggy’s first husband Mark stood up as best man to her new husband, Michael Campanella, when they were married. Now, clients and friends ask for Siggy’s help not only in finding love, but also in ending a marriage without collateral damage to family and peace of mind.

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — Season:7 — Pictured: Teresa Giudice — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — Season:7 — Pictured: Melissa Gorga — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — Season:7 — Pictured: Jacqueline Laurita — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

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Ginger Zee Says Her Post-Injury Dancing With the Stars Finale Performance Was "Nerve-Wracking"

Ginger Zee didn't let a little back spasm and pelvic injury rain on her Dancing With the Stars parade. The Good Morning America meteorologist told E! News she is "feeling a lot better"...


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Southern Charm Recap: Shepspeare On The Mark

Hashtag New Craig Conover unleashed the beast on last night’s Southern Charm. After he announces Whitney Sudler-Smith must hate Kathryn Dennis because she started hooking up with Thomas Ravenel just one week after her brief stay at Casa de Altschul, the group is in an uproar.

Cameran Eubanks hasn’t heard this theory before, and she warns Craig that he may want to retract his statement. Whitney is gobsmacked (who doesn’t love that word?), reminding Craig that he slept with Kathryn long before T-Rav. Shepard “Shep” Rose giggles “sloppy seconds” before Craig prattles off that Kathryn stayed with Whitney for five days, not to mention, Whitney escorted her to the party where she left with Thomas. Whitney can’t get his chin off the floor. “Are you kidding me? You’re believing Kathryn over me?” Cameran is mortified that her new bestie is being raked over the coals by a hapless Hashtag. Craig is so concerned with channeling his inner Harriet the Spy, he doesn’t notice how awkward things have become for the rest of the crew. Cameran recalls the time Craig called out Kathryn to her face about sleeping with three guys in their circle. Sure, Craig did that, but the past is the past…he is friends with Kathryn now.

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Shep sits quietly by, gauging Whitney’s extreme reaction. Thou doth protest too much! Shepspeare is in our midst! Horrible over-dubbing (get your shiz together, Bravo!) has Craig blaming Whitney for outing his partying ways to his parents in Delaware. Didn’t he know that behavior would come back to bite his ass? Whitney rises, cursing Craig and listing off the reasons why Kathryn is a pathological liar, and Shep tells him to shut it (or was he saying that to Craig?). Naomie tries to reign in her boyfriend as Whitney storms off the porch.

Cameran tells Craig he needs to be ashamed of himself. She jokes that he’s living in an alternate reality…has he ever seen Whitney upset over a girl? Cameran is convinced Craig has the mentality of a high school girl who loves to follow the drama. Oh, that’s rich! Shep believes champagne can salvage this dour crew, and he enlists Craig to start popping bottles. Danni is fed up with the Kathryn bashing. Why is it okay for T-Rav to act a fool and get a pass, but Kathryn is crucified? Aren’t they both equally cray-cray? JD recognizes that Thomas and Kathryn’s tumultuous relationship has affected everyone close to them. Cameran seconds that assertion. That’s why she tries to stay as far away from them both as possible. She may actually have the most realistic game plan.

In the kitchen, Shep chastises Craig for rocking the boat and creating tension in what was supposed to be a fun mountain retreat. Sure, he wants to get Kathryn back into the crowd’s good graces, but Craig is going about it all wrong. As Craig hides his dip (is he drinking wine while chewing tobacco?), Cameran insists he apologize to Whitney. As the rest of the group scurries off the porch to avoid getting caught in a slap fest fist fight, Cameran initiates a treaty between the two friends before siding with Whitney. She doesn’t even know Craig anymore. Naomie is upset that Craig embarrassed himself (and her) while sucking the fun out of the evening.

The next morning, Whitney is still in shock that Craig could believe his dalliance with Kathryn was anything more than a one-night stand. He and Cameran bid farewell to early-rising Landon Clements before heading back to Charleston. Craig has been excommunicated from Cameran’s circle of trust.

In Mount Pleasant, Kathryn and precious Kensie are face-timing with Thomas. She reveals that her doctor has pushed up her inducement date by three weeks, and their son will be officially making his debut in eleven days. T-Rav is actually relieved to hear this news. He’s been so concerned with keeping Kathryn calm to protect the health of his unborn child, the kid making an appearance will take that stress right off his shoulders.

In Linville, Shep wakes up to find Landon cooking breakfast after half his guests have hightailed it home. He was a bit tipsy the previous evening, so the battle royale between Craig and Whitney is a bit of a blur. Naomie and Craig aren’t shocked to find they’re the only guests left with Shep and Landon. Craig knows Whitney can dish it but can’t take it. A year ago, Shep would have been pissed to have Craig ruin the weekend, but he’s trying to be an adult about it.

Since Whitney sometimes forgets about his caftan-wearing, diamond-dripping widowed mother, Patricia decides to call on his latest open concept loft to make sure she’s on his mind. After her morning martini, Michael escorts her to the $3k/month apartment where Whitney is playing some metal to match his current mood. Patricia swoops through the giant loft with a distasteful eye. Concrete floors and exposed brick? Is this an ISIS prison camp? And that, my friends, is why grossly rich people with little self-awareness get a bad rap.

When Patricia asks about the Linville getaway, Whitney is hesitant for a recap. Recognizing that Southern WASPS don’t share feelings, she doesn’t press him for details. Pat is excited to hear that Whitney’s girlfriend Larissa will be coming to visit. As soon as Whitney decides to settle down, she’s got five engagement rings with his fiance’s name on them. Turning the conversation to Craig, Patricia tells her son that she ran into JD at the bank and inquired about Craig’s position with his company. She and Patricia cackle over JD’s response: “Craig’s my bitch.” 

Whitney is planning an impromptu guys’ trip to Los Angles, from which Craig has been totally uninvited. Thomas has stocked the nursery at Target, but Kathryn isn’t returning his calls. He’s starting to get worried, so he calls the pair’s nanny, who informs him that his plans to go to LA a few days before her due date have sent Kathryn over the edge. T-Rav is floored. It’s just two days! Kathryn wants to micro-manage his schedule down to when he’s allowed to use the bathroom with her demands on his time. The nanny kindly shares that if something were to happen while he was gone, he’d never make it back to Charleston in time, revealing that Kathryn is completely overwhelmed. This situation could have been avoided had Thomas thought a little harder before traipsing cross country mere days before his son would be born. Thomas sullenly promises to apologize, but no one knows Kathryn’s whereabouts. 

Naomie and Craig are still a tad on the outs, but both are surprised at Cameran’s reaction. She’s never gotten so angry with Craig before! Craig is convinced that Whitney showed the truth with his actions, but Naomie is tired of Craig being a broken record about it. Just drop it! Craig appreciates that Naomie is so skilled at bringing him back to reality. How can he salvage his friendships and appease his girlfriend while still completing his mission of getting to the bottom of Whitney’s hatred for Kathryn? Oh Hashtag New Craig, you have so much to learn.

Meanwhile, Whitney has arrived in Los Angeles to prep his house for the guys’ weekend. LA is the epicenter of his career and ambitions. He’s not Shep who is content day drinking and chasing sixes to hook up with in Charleston. Thomas calls his friend to break the news that he’s bailing on the trip. Whitney doesn’t understand why it matters…the couple is not together, so why do either care what the other is doing? Thomas admits to feeling manipulated by Kathryn, but he finds it’s easier to appease her than deal with her wrath. 

After an epic blow up in the mountains, Craig has invited Cameran to lunch to see how much his tirade has affected their friendship. He realizes that his questions to Whitney may have come across more like accusations. Cameran explains that Whitney was embarrassed and hurt by Craig’s actions, but Craig asserts that he just wants everyone to be friends again and hang out together sans drama. Cameran wonders when that ever happened in the past…because it was never a thing. Jekyll Island? Oh, wait…nope. Founder’s Ball? Never mind. As the light bulb slowly illuminates over Craig’s head, he realizes he’s probably off the list for the LA weekend. You think? One who has learned (bwahahaha!) from past mistakes is T-Rav. He sends Kathryn flowers with the message, “I’m very sorry. Love, Thomas.” Kathryn laughs at the simpleness of it all, and the nanny encourages her to talk through things with Thomas.

When Shep learns that Thomas is no longer going to LA, he calls Whitney to suggest extending the olive branch to Craig. Grudges are for losers. Whitney will need to think about it…and Craig is going to have to come begging on all fours, which Whitney claims he’s good at doing. Shep is convinced Craig would be a hilarious addition to the trip just based on his wardrobe and hair product alone. Across the country, Craig pops in on Kathryn to rehash the disastrous mountain weekend. He truly believes Kathryn’s account of her history with Whitney, but he’s going to have to end his truth crusade if he wants to reconcile with Whitney and Cameran. Kathryn understands and is appreciative of his attempts. She knows the truth but wants to focus on the positive at this point in her life. 

Truth be told, if Whitney ever had true feelings for Kathryn, he’s long since forgotten them thanks to Larissa. Their greeting alone is magical. He’s got Mylar balloons, awkward kisses, mad guitar riffs, and a forceful German accent. It’s true love! 

At the Palace Hotel, Craig and Shep are lunching and chatting about the incident in North Carolina. Craig admits that he feels badly about how he approached Whitney. Shep feels that things with guys are so much easier than with girls. They can just take shots and get over their pettiness. He evaluates Craig’s fight with Whitney. Sure it made a dent, but it wasn’t a bromance ending world war. In fact, he’s gotten Craig re-invited to Whitney’s LA abode! Craig is extremely grateful to his pal and promises to be on his best behavior. There will be plenty of groveling for good measure. As the episode concludes, T-Rav arrives at Kathryn’s house with his tool kit. Kathryn wants to discuss Whitney’s constant meddling, and Thomas tries to sell the trip as Whitney’s attempt to celebrate the birth of his son. Good luck with that. Kathryn just wishes T-Rav would surround himself with people who bring out the best in him. 

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Bethenny Frankel Is Producing A New Show About Business! Defends “Tipsy Girl” Argument With Sonja Morgan; Plus, Tipsy Girl Update!

There’s a lot of confusion over what exactly is going on between Bethenny Frankel and Sonja Morgan. Bethenny, and her “Zero F–ks,” ripped Sonja a new one for promoting a new prosecco called Tipsy Girl, which Bethenny called a “Cheater Brand” because it was too closely related to Skinnygirl. I co-sign that the name is absolutely a calculated play off of Skinnygirl, and I agree with Bethenny that, on a personal level, she has every right to be angry at her so-called ‘friend,’ but on a business level – is Sonja really stepping on Bethenny’s turf? 

In light of all the confusion about what’s legal, and how exactly Sonja’s brand could possibly be a threat to Skinnygirl, the Real Housewives Of New York star explained about trademarks on Twitter, and Bethenny announced plans to produce her own business show! 

After someone suggested Bethenny trademark the words “skinny” and “girl,” Bethenny shot back, “You cannot trademark a regular word. This is why I’m producing a biz show.” Last year Bethenny launched B Real Productions and co-produced Food Porn, which aired on the FYI network. 

Answering to another challenge, Bethenny explained why there’s no friction between Skinnygirl and the creators of Skinnycow, the brand John Medhessian accused Skinnygirl of being the “cheater brand” of. 

But Skinnygirl does do diet desserts – which Skinnycow also does (not just ice cream). Is that not a conflict? I’m curious to see if Skinnycow has any “girl” or “cow” in this fight? 

Bethenny also says that if she had to re-do her girl vs. girl smack down with Sonja, she wouldn’t change a thing!

Bethenny shared behind-the-scenes information from last week’s “brutal” episode – including what she’s wearing during her confrontation with Sonja. And she’s making this a regular thing – Bethenny announced a new web series available through her site, called “Show & Tell”.  Just in case you haven’t gotten enough of her rants during her regularly scheduled programming (or her radio show).  All of which is brought to us by the Number “Zero” and the Letters “N” and “F” for “No F–ks”. Because someone who truly gives no f–ks can’t stop talking about about all the things she gives no f–ks about, right?! (Yeah, B Real – not so much; B Overkill?! – abso-f**king-lutely!)

“I never saw a mini skirt I didn’t like… Prosecco is a different story,” declares Bethenny. “Shiz got real From SoHo to the Skinnygirl office, there was no shortage of style (or shade… so much shade).”

During the dinner scene with Carole Radziwill and Ramona Singer, which took place at NoMo, Bethenny explains why Ramona ordering appetizers Bethenny can’t eat was a good thing! “One of my favorite tips from my book Naturally Thin is you can have it all, just not all at once – so ordering a bunch of apps to share is the way to go. I’m allergic to fish so the tuna tartare was a no-go, but on looks alone that’s my kind of circle of life.” 

Moving from shellfish to cold fish, Bethenny mentions wearing designer to ice Sonja out. “The whole situation back at Skinnygirl HQ… Let’s just say that this Alexander Wang sweater was the most comfortable thing in the room.” How charming. 

RELATED – SONJA MORGAN QUITS DRINKING?!

Finally – moving from Skinnygirl to Tipsy Girl! I was a bit curious about the status of Sonja’s latest venture – given her track record for invisible businesses. Last I heard Bethenny was planning to take Peter Guimares, Sonja’s business partner, to court for copyright infringement, but was denied. Peter owns the trademark to Tipsy Girl (and Bethenny was denied a trademark for “Tipsygirl” – one word). As of this week Peter was granted a SOU, or “Statement Of Use” by the United States Patent and Trademark Office, and had a “Notice Of Allowance” issued. 

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On Tipsy Girl’s Instagram they announced that “Tipsy Girl Prosecco and Rose has left Italy scheduled to arrive NYC end of month. #tipsygirlnyc #italianwines #prosecco,” and they also posted a photo of the upcoming Tipsy Girl restaurant in Hell’s Kitchen. 

“Ready to open just waiting on liquor license.#newyork #nycrestaurants #teamsonja” [Credit]

Let’s see if Peter and Sonja’s restaurant thrives more redolently than his AOA venture with Ramona! 

TELL US – WOULD YOU WATCH BETHENNY’S BUSINESS SHOW? IS TIPSY GIRL A CONFLICT OF INTEREST WITH SKINNYGIRL?

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Trailer: It's Teresa Giudice vs. Jacqueline Laurita?

It's time to go back to New Jersey. Nearly two years after season six premiered, Bravo is bringing back The Real Housewives of New Jersey for a seventh season of drama, friendship and family....


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Could Alisan Porter Give Christina Aguilera Her First The Voice Win?

Ever since Alisan Porter joined Christina Aguilera's The Voice team in the season 10 premiere (and was joined by a ton of similarly talented singers), it's been a very, very real...


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Brandi Glanville On How Authentic Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Is

I may be in the minority, but I miss seeing Brandi Glanville on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know she was very polarizing, but you know what, at least she was never boring. She always captivated me when she was on screen, and let’s face it: that last season of RHOBH was extremely boring and needed her to shake things up from the super repetitive Munchausen plot.

Thankfully, it seems like Brandi hasn’t found a reality show that she won’t join, so it’s not like she has been missing from our lives for too long – especially now since she is promoting Famously Single. She has been doing a ton of interviews and of course she is still talking about RHOBH. And she has a lot to say about it and just how “real” Real Housewives of Beverly Hills actually is.

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I really think RHOBH needs Brandi back, so part of me is annoyed that she’s doing all these other reality shows, but I am happy she’s still talking shit and discussing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills whenever she possibly can. This is exactly what she did during a Fox News interview.

Brandi said what I was thinking when she explained, “Beverly Hills Housewives will always be a part of my life. It’s like you’re grandfathered in. I will always be a Housewife forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.” And that is how I will always look at her, but RHOBH could really use her level of craziness.

RELATED: Brandi Glanville Says Kim Richards Is Doing Great

Brandi is acting like she’s happy to be off of Real Housewives even though it never seemed like it was her choice, but maybe she is just making the most out of being fired? Brandi said, “It’s been nice having a break and not always having to strategize and think about what’s going to happen next and who’s going to come at you.” I had no idea there was so much foresight and planning to being a Real Housewife other than scheduling dinner parties and Bravo-funded trips, but Brandi is saying that it is a highly manipulative process being on the show.

Brandi continued talking shit on the show that made her a household name (or at least pretty relevant) when she said, “Constantly being combative with people is just not happy or fun. I needed the break that I had. Famously Single was perfect because actually going into it, I went in thinking, ‘We’re just here to work on love. There’s no prizes and there’s no drama.'” I don’t know what to make of that. I’m sure it can be stressful being a Real Housewife, but I would rather be on a established reality show that is a real powerhouse than a show that is not even guaranteed to have all its episodes air.

RELATED: Brandi Glanville Says LVP Lied About Being Abused

Brandi shaded Real Housewives of Beverly Hills even further – ummm, I mean “promoted Famously Single” when she said, “Everything that happened was so authentic – not that Housewives wasn’t authentic. I think on Housewives, the other women plan with each other who to go after. Whereas, with this, we’re all here living under one roof and there’s drama because there’s actually drama.” So, once again, Brandi is implying that RHOBH is a pretty manipulated scenario. And for all I know that’s probably true, but she just sounds like a bitter ex to me.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK RHOBH IS INAUTHENTIC? OR IS BRANDI JUST SOUR ABOUT GETTING AXED?

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Behind the scenes with the Survivor Price is Right’s $25,000 winner

Justin Walter writes about his father's behind-the-scenes experiences on The Price is Right's Survivor special, and his family's shared love for the show. Read this story »

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An Andy Cohen Musical Coming: Ryan Raftery’s Watch What Happens – Live On Stage

Andy Cohen‘s book “Most Talkative” is hitting the stage – sort of. Ryan Raftery has produced and is starring in a new production called “Ryan Raftery’s Watch What Happens – Live On Stage!” Ryan takes on the world of reality television – largely a figment of his imagination – with Andy moving to New York to pursue his two passions: television and Anderson Cooper. 

If you’re wondering how Andy feels about this, Ryan has been a guest bartender on Watch What Happens Live and shared that Andy is his best subject. In fact, several Housewives (Luann de Lesseps and more) are already confirmed to attend opening night at Joe’s Pub at the Public Theater downtown NYC on July 12th. You might be out of luck for opening night since only 30 tickets were left after the ticket sales opened yesterday, but there will be additional dates this summer – August 1st & 8th, and September 12th.

The show will also feature three Real Housewives – Nene Leakes (played by Romelda Teron Benjamin), Teresa Giudice (played by Emily McNamara), and Kim Richards (played by Miranda Noelle Wilson).

In Ryan’s last show, “Ryan Raftery is the Most Powerful Woman in Fashion”, he portrayed Anna Wintour dealing with the backlash of her decision to place Kim and Kanye on the cover of Vogue and the show went on to international acclaim. 
   
If you’re in NYC this summer, be sure to check it out!

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Is JoJo Fletcher Engaged?! How The Bachelorette Manages to Keep the Show's Biggest Secret All Season Long

When it comes to The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, there is one key thing that makes the ABC siblings work, season after season. OK, a few things, if you count the ability of millions of...


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Vanderpump Rules Star Mike Shay Releases New Song “Twitter Moms” – Tribute To The Social Media Haters

It’s no secret that Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie takes a lot of heat on social media – especially when the show is airing new episodes. It’s also no secret that the Pump cast loves to put out new music for fans (you didn’t forget Pump Sessions yet, did you?! Or T.I.P.? Or that other video nobody understands from White Kanye), but Mike Shay is going one step further – releasing a song for the haters called “Twitter Moms.”

A few of the catchy lyrics assume the Twitter Moms and Instagram Trolls are chowing down McDonald’s because they can’t afford Chili’s and should be eating salads. “This is a song for the Twitter Moms who only post pics of your kids and your dogs. You hide behind the internet mad because you’re heavyset. Skinny model bitch try some salad with some vinaigrette.”

“Yeah you call me fat, yeah you call me ugly, from your phone at your home, wrapped in a Snuggie.”  And “I’m sorry that your life sucks, I’m sorry you’re not happy. You’re a closet bitch and your attitude is crappy.”  Shay even mentions his pill addiction being a thing of the past, blasts the haters who refer to Scheana as a c**t on Twitter, and more.

You can listen to the song below, but be warned: it’s an earworm.

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The Bachelorette Premiere Recap: Santa Claus, Unicorns, and JoJo's Former Bachelor Surprise

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The Real Housewives of Dallas' Brandi Redmond Talks Poop Hats, Frito Pies, & All the Drama in Between

From poop hats to her penchant for Jesus Juice, Brandi Redmond has managed to make her mark on the Bravo landscape in the seven brief weeks that The Real Housewives of Dallas has been on the air...


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Dancing With the Stars Finale: Who Will Win Season 22?

America's got a tough choice ahead of them. Dancing with the Stars' final three contestants could probably not be more evenly matched, and it makes the prospect of tomorrow...


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Ginger Zee Performs on Dancing With the Stars Despite Pelvis Injury

Ginger Zee will not be stopped by a measly injury! ABC News' chief meteorologist hit the dance floor tonight despite having injured her back and pelvis last week, and you would never...


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Southern Charm’s Patricia Altschul Defends Whitney Sudler-Smith – Plus, Real Housewives of Dallas Features Another Event Gone Wrong?

Judging by the preview clips, tonight’s episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Dallas are going to be doozies. Just the way we like them!

Craig Conover ticks off his friends, especially Whitney Sudler-Smith, when he reveals Kathryn Dennis’s bombshell “relationship with Whitney” information from three seasons ago. When he shares his theory about the two of them, Cameran and Whitney are the most vocal and riled up over it. Will it ruin the rest of their group trip?

Speaking of Kathryn and Whitney’s so-called-relationship, his mother, Patricia Altschul sides with her son, naturally. She shared with Entertainment Tonight that it was more of a sleepover than anything. “What can I say? I live in one wing of the house, and at that time, Whitney was living at the other wing. And I think that this whole contrivance that there was a relationship is misconstrued. I mean… I don’t like to use the term one night stand. I prefer ‘sleepover.’” She adds, “I think this was just a good, old-fashioned Southern sleepover. I mean, I never saw her in the house except once.”

Pat says that even if it was a week or a week and a half, that’s not exactly a relationship.  “The funny thing is, she was talking about having a relationship that went on for a week and a half. I mean, I think that it was relations — they had relations, they did not have a relationship.”

Meanwhile, back in Charleston Kathryn goes ‘missing’ and the nanny tells Thomas that it’s because she was upset over his planned guys’ weekend in L.A. with Whitney and friends – right before her due date.

Southern Charm airs tonight at 8c/9est.

Tonight on Real Housewives of Dallas, Tiffany Hendra attempts to solidify her standing in Dallas by throwing a charity concert with Aaron at the House of Blues. Brandi Redmond learns that her younger brother, a veteran, has suffered from an overdose.  LeeAnne Locken and Stephanie Hollman meet in an attempt to reconcile differences. Cary’s apprehensions about LeeAnne grow at a gothic-themed party featuring corn dogs and Frito pie.

Real Housewives of Dallas airs at 9c/10est.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK WHITNEY IS SO ANTI-KATHRYN BECAUSE HE HAD FEELINGS FOR HER? WILL LEEANNE EVER GET ALONG WITH HER CO-STARS (AND TONE DOWN HER MAKEUP)?

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Nailed It Or Failed It: Kim Kardashian At The Vogue 100 Gala In Nearly Nude Dress – Vote In Our Poll

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were seen tonight as they headed off to the Vogue 100 Gala Dinner in London.  On first glance I thought Kim’s dress was just a nude color with some black lace overlay (and a really ugly belt that doesn’t seem to go with the dress), but once I downloaded the full picture, I see that it’s nearly 100% see-through. Are you a fan of the trend? Or are you over it already?

Vote in our poll and tell us if you think Kim nailed it or failed it – see more views of the dress below. It’s definitely not the worst thing she’s ever worn, right?  And shocker – Kanye didn’t wear a blinged out jean jacket to the upscale event.

RELATED: WORST DRESSED OF THE WEEKEND?

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Grey's Anatomy's Jessica Capshaw Breaks Her Silence on Sara Ramirez's Surprising Exit

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